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3971529 No.3971529 [Reply] [Original]

Bern will grant you one wish for Christmas.

>> No.3971530

SMILE WITH ALL YOUR HEART

>> No.3971535

>>3971530
you shouldn't have asked with that

>> No.3971540

I wish for love and peace for all.

>> No.3971539

NOT VIDEO GA-

o wait lol

>> No.3971536

Permaban namomo from all boards.

>> No.3971542
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>>3971529

I wish to participate in a three-way with Bern and Lamba!

>> No.3971545

>>3971542

Good luck with that bro, neither of them are real.

>> No.3971547

I wish I wasn't $50K in debt.

>> No.3971549
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3971549

I want my 34-tan to accept my love~!

>> No.3971550

>>3971529

Hello Bern. Does it have to be a particularly interesting wish?

>> No.3971552

Kill all humans please

>> No.3971570
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>>3971529
I want to be her furniture. But I want to be her head furniture.
Prepare yourself Erika!

>> No.3971571

Immortality, so I can be a side character or villain on some upstart protagonists epic quest.

>> No.3971575

I wish that Bern transforms into Rika

>> No.3971582

>>3971529
I want her to love me again so that I can dump her again.
That's a very Bern-like wish, I am sure she will like it.

>> No.3971613

If my wish was to much, I'd be willing to settle for just having a girl do this >>3971570 to me.

>> No.3971620

>>3971613

You know, you could pay some random chick off the street for like 5 bucks to step on your head if that's really what you want.

>> No.3971624
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>> No.3971622

I wish to be a little girl

>> No.3971638

>>3971620
It's just not the same when it's a stranger..
Besides, approaching a random girl and asking them to do something like that might just get you slapped or yelled at.

>> No.3971644

I wish to kill you bitch

>> No.3971650
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>>3971638

Maybe in America but it should be fine in Europe/Asia.

>> No.3971656

to never have a furuday

>> No.3971666

EP5 translation patch today. Please?

>> No.3971670

>>3971666
this pretty much

>> No.3971677

>>3971666
>666
Satan can't ask for wishes.

>> No.3971682

>>3971679
Not too bad news.
Sauce?

>> No.3971679

>>3971666
>>3971670
laest news sayn possibly on monday, if everything goes as expected (48 hours before the release)

>> No.3971684

Who?

>> No.3971705
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3971705

>Meanwhile, at Witch-Hunt

>> No.3971713

>>3971705
beato and virgilia are sitting with the skulls of /jp/ anons

>> No.3971720

>>3971682
animesuki translation project, too lazy to put the link so just check iT
Ether way, WH is the last place I'd go for umineko's news

>> No.3971721

>>3971713
If I got to make fun of their silly outfits it was more than worth it.

>> No.3971726

>>3971705
I like how Battler is looking the other way and probably walking away as if to say he has no time for this shit.

>> No.3971727

>>3971705
What's the attachement between Erika and that goddamn swimsuit?

>> No.3971777
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3971777

Sex with Bernkastel...if she refuses then sex with Lambdadelta.

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