Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for Sunday.

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[Anonymous No.]

oh ok

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD

THE FLUFFIEST AND SOFTEST MONSTERGIRL TO EVER BE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604894
fucking wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604901
fucking RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters who are capable of bringing about the end of the world are cute.

I want a monster based on Jormungandr.

[Anonymous No.]

Nuns.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool it on the images. We only have 294 vacancies left

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604931
Whar does she look like when she dies to three smelly nords and a sneak archer?

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>>39604970
post 200 witches

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>>39605032
Post 200 years old more like

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, promise

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAA I FUCKING LOVE FOXES

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>>39604323
I think since it's a proud pristine race, it makes relatively more meaningful when they fall in love or wanna fuck.
Conversely this also applies to the goblin artists because it's likely what makes them wanna humiliate them so much

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>>39604975
>sneak archer
You didn’t beat the game.

[Anonymous No.]

Reporting from the streets yo!

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>>39605051
And foxes love fucking you

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the hags?

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>>39605056
All of these dysgenics with humiliation fetishes have really made things miserable

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>>39605056
i'd say some elves are better than others

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>>39605084
right here

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>>39605084
Here’s your ancient fox bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605084
in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

So I know you can just pick up any single zombie girl from the streets and take her home with you. But can you do the same to Wights?
Just go to the upper districts and just... pick one up? I must test this theory.

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>>39605125
Ask her parents first, just in case.

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Men only want one thing in life and it's beautiful

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>>39605130
>Her mother is getting super exited that her 1000 year old virgin daughters will finally move out and get a boyfriend
>30 seconds in and she's already planning the wedding and what the kids will be called
>The dad just gives you a thumbs up and goes about his day

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>>39605125
>undead nobles hold a fancy ball
>gets interrupted as anons walk in and start carrying out attendees
>even the guards are helpless as they get pick up as well or forced against the wall as their anon starts licking their abs
please keep to regular zombies

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>>39605056
>what makes them wanna humiliate them so much
It's misogyny born out of self-hatred. But because of strict gun control, the Japanese just let them get GOB'd in Minecraft instead of going for the high score.

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Gonna drop my older baph wife off at a daycare, and tell sensei my "daughter" has been misbehaving lately and needs a timeout.

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I can't stop thinking about a Ratatoskr reporting on the budding yet unrequited romance between two humans.
>They are of different social standings, so the lesser is reluctant to confess to the other, who remains oblivious inspite of the occasional pounding in their chest.
>Gossip circles in the local Demon Realm are abuzz over all this, and the newspaper is selling like hotcakes.
>Young people wish they could be in such a situation, because they just know they'd confess immediately
>The old couples reminisce over how it reminds them of their first meeting
>Radical succubi keep muttering about taking action if things stay as they are.

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>Anon finds himself in a harem anime plot after falling for a Tanuki free vacation trick
>He picks the boy who fell for the same trick before him but ended up alping
>All the monsters lose hope on ever getting married
>Tanuki is sad because she has to refund them again

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>>39605269
I didn't think it would be possible to make the wrong choice in a harem plot, but anon sure manage to.

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>>39605103
i'd smuggle lolis out of hagville.
really it's a mystery how they even got there in the first place

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>>39605084
Go explore some ruins for hag Creeping Coins disguised as treasure.

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Did you know you can tame p'orcs, jabberwocks, and most Monster girl cops with a single trick..... a donut tied to a stick with taming you'd be able to ride them as well as "ride" them as you do

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>>39605290
an alp loli beats a harem of hags

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss sticking your dick in random monster mouths. I'd use a lilim's mouth if I could...

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>>39605290
If loving alps is wrong I don't wanna be right

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>>39605257
I really really like how MGs like to get involved in the love lives of others.
>>39605269
I think the other MGs would be happy their new sister found love so quickly.
I bet the boy and the Alp bounded because she's the only one that could relate to his situation, having gone through it herself.

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How long do you have to fuck the tailpussy before she lets you at the normal pussy?

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>>39605290
Alps are fine monster ladies

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>>39605443
Hmm, Alp milk huh?

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>>39605342
>>39605367
>>39605443
I never lose to alp pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

Kamaitachis are cute!

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>>39605125
You'll probably get taken home yourself.
>Poor little human
>All alone on the street
>At night
>Surrounded by big, scary monsters
It's the quintessential depiction of prey. You're practically asking for it. Better to offer yourself to a nice Vampire or Wight passing through. There could be worse options
>Captured by a horde of zombies and ghouls
>Taken prisoner by a Skeleton and her Lich mistress
>Abducted by a swarm of Werebats
>Apprehended by a the fiery guard dog of the local churchyard
>Led astray by the dancing flames of a Will-o-wisp
You might even run afoul of some towering, insidious figure with sharp claws and a threatening smile. Best not think of what would become of you then

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>>39605461
>zombie fairy latches onto your shirt and won't let go
i have no recourse

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>>39605461
>"Come on mister it's dangerous to be out alone at night."
>"You can come stay at the sabbath church."
>"You should never have come with us onii chan."
>"Every girl in here has been waiting for a big brother and we're gonna lick your lolipop all night"

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>>39605443
>alp lim
>DL finally gets her wish, gives birth to a son
>first born male from a monster girl
>son alsp

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>>39605469
Hahaha zombie fairies aren't real. It's probably just a regular fairy in make—

OH SHIT! It's a pixie! Don't let her cast her spell!

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>>39605356
Do you mean walking up to a monster and shoving it in her mouth?
I'd try it with a Girtablilu, she might stab me in return but it's only fair since I'm stabbing her throat with my cock.

>>39605372
>I think the other MGs would be happy their new sister found love so quickly.
That's really cute. Makes me want to live in a monster community just to witness all the comradery and joy they share.

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>>39605461
>Abducted by a swarm of Werebats
yes please

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>>39605461
imma just break into a wights home and do the old smokehobo trick of pretending its my house that the wight is living in or I can just go to the local church of our milkly lady to rest?

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>>39605497
>Makes me want to live in a monster community just to witness all the comradery and joy they share.
best I can do is a group of socially awkward anons

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>>39605490
She must've fucked up her math somewhere

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Monsters who wear glasses are much more efficient at femdom.
It's a true fact.

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>>39605319
>really it's a mystery how they even got there in the first place
Men keep breeding the hags

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>>39605498
No, Anon! They'll take you away to their rape cave, where it's too dark to see anything! And then they'll ride you so hard you won't be able to tell which or how many of them are on you at any time!

And then they'll feed you with freshly prepared fruit dishes, and then snuggle and cuddle with you in their wings...

YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT!

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>>39605498
>get taken by a group of hag Werebat sisters that dote on you and feed you fruits
Good end.

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>>39605461
remember, anons, there's always a non-zero chance of a phantom's shenanigans telling you one, spine-chilling thing: What a horrible night to have a curse

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>>39605530
How big are her tits after you undo the belts?

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>>39605498
Now you get to see whether they take you into a cave, or a spooky Vampire castle.

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>>39605503
Naughty peasant, barging into a lady's house, needs rape correction.

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>>39605541
sabbath size

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>>39605536
i always did want to explore spoopy castle

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>>39605455
>Alp reaches full succubihood after years of sex with her husband
>Gets pregnant and starts lactating
>Her husband just won't stop making jokes about her milk
>She signed them up for flayer therapy after 2 months of his bullshit

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>>39605546
if she can stop monoluging and pay attention to the fact I put her panties on her heasd

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>>39605559
>flayer concludes there's nothing wrong with him
>wife might be the one to need the adjustment

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>>39605551
Marune Sabbath?

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>>39605546
the door was wide open and even the guards let me through without a probelm, what the hel?

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>>39605536
>Phantom
That could be the worst outcome of all.
Tossed and turned and all spun about, completely unawares that you are caught within one of their devilish machinations. All the aforementioned dangers spring to life before you, one after the other, as you are violated again and again.
Dancing in the palm of her hand, for the amusement of an audience of the undead.

And then it stops, and for a brief moment you remember it was your beloved wife, in costume and in character, at each and every turn.
And then the curtain rises once more, and you fall back into your role. You delicious little mortal (morsel)

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>>39605533
>getting wrapped in soft wing and hag while be hand fed fruit
>all the while the hags coo and "Ara ara~" around you
>you know your pelvis is getting grounded to dust tonight but you can't help but feel comfy with the situation

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>Cuddling with your monsterfu
>Something's troubling her
>She asks you "Anon, why do you love me?"
What's your response?
What is it about her that you love?

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>>39605648
I start making out with her tailpussy. That's always the answer.

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>>39604859
Marriage with foxes.

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>>39605657

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The arachne quarter is a real tourist trap.

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>>39605648
dont say a word, just make out with her. Then shove my head between her tits and fall asleep

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>>39605648
i tell her about how she saved me from my own despair and how she's the most perfect harpy of them all.

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>>39605653
>responding to a question about love with lust
While she enjoys the thrill and pleasure, she's still left feeling empty.

>Speech check: delayed
The question will come up again, and a similar response will fail.

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>>39605648
>because you're affectionate and want to have my babies
Yes, I am that easy to please.

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>>39605686
The cocoon massages they offer are just too cheap to decline.
$3.50 for an hour of massage and you get a free drink included, can't say no to that.

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>>39605698
>Speech check: pass
Probably not the perfect answer but a satisfying one

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>>39605648
That's hard to answer without a waifu I've actually shared experiences with. Probably something about understanding me, caring, and actually being perceptive enough to break through my autism.

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>>39605657
spooky

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>>39605648
>"We've been through thick and thin together. I won't abandon you and I know you won't abandon me. Now what is really bothering you?"
To my beloved Familiar.

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>>39605688
>>39605710
>Speech check: fail
>She asks the question again

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>>39605714
but dude she's literally perfect! perfect voice, perfect personality, perfect looks, perfect smell. and her skin is soft and smooth! she covers all of my 5 senses perfectly!

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>>39605657
wait what

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>>39605648
Those feelings cannot be quantified that easily.
There is nothing specific I love about her.
At some point my mind just decided that she is the one and I want her and only her.

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I'm gonna extract all the intellect of a haku and put it in a jubjub

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>>39605715
>>39605728
>Speech check: pass
>she becomes putty in your arms and clings to you even tighter
>she says she loves you forever
Now's your opportunity

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>>39605733
Give her the same answer, and ask why she's repeating herself.

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>>39605753
Why would you torment a hakutaku like that?

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>>39605733
Then, Why do I need a reason to love the girl I fell for? More like lady but thats a different topic. My heart cant give reasons. It just feels right and without you there is but a hole in me. And no matter what I do, I cant think of life without her. we may have our moments but I just cant see the light without her

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>>39605753
what would happen?

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>>39605754
>Now's your opportunity
To? I guess the mood would require cuddles, potentially followed by slow sex and/or a nice date not necessarily in that order.

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>>39605755
>Speech check: fail
>she becomes emotionally distant from you for awhile
A long, uncomfortable talk is in your future

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>>39605785
Nah, she'll be back for her hourly milking. Those things fill up fast when she's pregnant.

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>I want to put my face in ___'s ass

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>>39605769
>Speech check: pass
>she smiles and has a tear coming down her face
You've made her very happy

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>>39605742
she's also very smart. graduated top of the line in wonderland college. and is really good at poetry

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>>39605701
To monsters love = lust.
That's why you could show your raging boner to a monster and get engaged on the spot without a word.

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>>39605648
Honk her nose and say clussy is what makes me smile and a day without clown is day in a hell

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>>39605825
While your urges may be satisfied, you're gonna in store for a bad marriage with that thought process. You gotta respect and love her for who she is too. If you want a more fulfilling relationship with your monsterfu, consider this insight.

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>>39605852
>bad marriage
>with a monster girl
Please read the setting.

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>>39605648
You got me out of my shell and brought passion, wonder, and color to a previously rote, drab, and ultimately boring existence. You freed me from myself.

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>>39605815
>wonderland college
might as well be clown college, i bet prof chesh isn't even licensed

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>>39605874
Clown college is hard to get into and not just because of all the Bogies.

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>>39605874
Look at that Chesh. Can't wait until she becomes a hag if she looks like that already.

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>>39605878
can't you just put on clown makeup and big funny shoes and walk in? how hard could it be?

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>looking for fox gf
>finally find a mentally stable one
>get her home for some floofing
>turn around for one second
>hear a spell dispersal noise
>ohshit.jpg
>before i can turn around i get dragged into a pocket dimension
>raped and toyed by a nine tailed kitsune for a fucking week.
>she tosses me out of her pocket dimension while laughing to herself
stupid yokai...

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>>39605905
>tossing you out
Retard.

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>>39605874
I want an OL Troll

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>>39605917
Ytho?

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>>39605874
>>39605880
Just imagine her straining those clothes afet she became a hag, seeing those stocking dig into her thighs, her top nearing bursting from her massive fat cat tats
>>39605900
nah you have to have the whole get up as wel have a bogie vouch for you

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>>39605925
Why should anons have to justify shit to you

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>>39605925
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605905
>finally find a mentally stable one
The only sane foxes are country bumpkins.
The kitsunes who live in the cities are even worst than the old hags who consider themselves "ancient evils".

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Explain to me why I shouldn't call Mrs. Officer Hellhound a cuckhound and get tossed into MGC prison with all the criminal monster girl pussy I could want

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>>39605951
Explain to me why I shouldn't call you a retarded faggot and tell you to get a trip so I can filter your posts

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>>39605715
>That's hard to answer without a waifu I've actually shared experiences with.
Right in my feelings.

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>>39605951
just be a whore and get paid for it as well as you would be put into male prison with many almost alps

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>>39605874
Short hair is terrible

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>>39605648
"Sometimes I feel like you're the only one that really sees all of me. That I'm okay with seeing all of me..."

And she'd probably respond by berating such a flowery response, and calling me a hopeless pervert disguised as a mushy gushy romantic. And she wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>39605951
>all the criminal monster girl pussy I could want
Are you implying she will just let you go? You're her favorite inmate till the end of time.

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>>39605968
wow. kinda shit opinion

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>>39605986
Not him, but fuck you and fuck every Nip author that decides to have the best girl cut her hair for
>muh character development
It was better long.

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>>39605648
I don't, you raped me and i felt guilty about leaving after your body transformed into one that only works for me.

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>>39605995
ah, I see. Now thats shit.

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>>39605874
>short hair
>office lady
please, i can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605968
Wrong, lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605998
gb2 /tg/, pls.

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>>39605648
>now id be lying if i said i didnt come for your luxuriously fluffy tail
>but stayed for (you)r personality.

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>>39604859

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>>39606008
That's medium

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>>39605995
>>muh character development
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606012
Why? That is how most monster relationships start. Anons would just become comfortable with the routine.

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39606058
its called hyperbole, mr. faggot

[Anonymous No.]

There must be a way I can bait a Jinko into groping me on a train.

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>>39605968
Stupid dumb dumb doodoohead opinion

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>>39605917
>needs a big keyboard for those beeg hands
>can barely fit in her suit with the buttons straining on her shirt
>has little desk plants cause she can't help not garden
would flirt with every break

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>>39606078
>hey there, tiger lady, see anything ya like?

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>>39606005
That is by far one of my favorite hellhound pictures. I think it's that look of slight frustration

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>>39606064
I don't want it. I already have my dream scenario set up.
>go to the cat kingdom
>accosted by guards and arrested.
>tossed into a cell with no explanation I wait.
>eventually someone comes by
>the ruler.
>she says my crime doesn't matter. In the cat kingdom we #believecats and she wanted me in prison
>The punishment? I have to pet her for 15 minutes straight.
>she opens the cell, forecefully sits in my lap
And that's how I met my cait sith wife. Yes I am working on the doujin as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606008
I HATE CHESHIRES I HATE CHESHIRES I HATE CHESHIRES I HATE CHESHIRES

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>>39605648
I tell her that love is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work.

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>>39606078
Push her up against the glass and grope her for a bit. Once she's good and riled up stop and act like nothing happened

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>>39606088
>Plays with her bonsais instead of doing her nails
C-cute...

[Anonymous No.]

The annoying outsider is back, post LN art to make him mad.

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>>39606128
Smug monsters are dangerous.

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>>39604859

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>>39606128

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>>39606128
I just want to increase the smug until it is maximum over smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606148
i want see this thing but with bogie being clown levels of smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606152
You can't handle those levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606148
I'm gonna help Ms. Lich's experiments in making a highly concentrated smug potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606128
We're reaching dangerous levels of smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606155
yes i can for I was trained by clowns and have seen the smug beyoing smog of smuggy posers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606165
>beyoing smog
It's already getting to you, stop it while you can! It's too dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606171
amd whats without danger, meNinglless, FOR I DESIRE THE MOST SMUG

[Anonymous No.]

You think Undead Kingdoms have laws making it mandatory that you have to warm up and loosen up any Undead girl that asks you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605943
Because stone cold said so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606183
where is heer cute hat! I need to see that jumping corspe with her cute little hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606183
Sir, this an Undead Kingdom, not a matriarchal hellscape.

Now pick a waifu and commit die.

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>>39606148
wider

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Hunt the cheshire, put and end to her smugness

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>>39606193
Sometimes they have to take the hat off, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

popped onto /po/ and found sexy paper dolls, now imagine if they were alive like paper liveing dolls
>>39606210
my jumping corpse is perfect!

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>>39606102
>I-It was just a prank bro, relax.

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>>39606221
Living girls can't compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606183
I'd hope they wouldn't be so crass as the Cat Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606183
If she's of a higher class/social standing it is. You mustn't refuse the requests of Undead royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606236
My cait sith wife's boyfriend doesn't complain

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>>39606209
Hunt Ushi's to make more! Make a hunting party with your Ushi daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

Fun pranks to play on your Jinko neighbor?

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>>39606241
i would, no person can order me around, all she gonna get is a good spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606260
Put your undies in her mailbox. When she tries to return them ask her how she knew they were yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606260
Sending her anonymous dick pics and then asking her to remove them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606251
Your tasteless /pol/tard cuckshit ntrposting will not save you from my full throated support of cute kemono girls that are an established part of the setting.

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>>39606260
sunbathe naked in your backyard and ignore her "subtle" attempts to peek on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606260
catch her with the old nose flick or my favorite, just sleep in her house for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606260
Rub you cheek against her palm and pretend to fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606275
cute face

[Anonymous No.]

39606305
39606275
39606251
samefaggot

[Anonymous No.]

Dumbass
>39606305
>39606275
>39606251

[Anonymous No.]

MGC should dam and drain virgin bay

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'm the real dumbass...
>>39606305
>>39606275
>>39606251

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>>39606317
>said the landlubber

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39606319
fuck off shitheads to tg and trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606319
>>39606315
>>39606309
I'll do anything for my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606327
You first, shitlord
>>>/trash/47240746

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606251
>>39606275
>>39606305
>>39606337
Fuck off aids-ridden vermin
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

DISCUSS
MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606352
i wanna have sex with a doll making gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606352
i like to put greenworms in people's gardens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606352
How do you make a Gazer say "I love you" outright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606352
Discuss Desert Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606355
Find your own, you clout-chasing whelp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606368
but where the hell? Do I need to look into every cave or something, prof gazeranon?

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>>39606352
I was to smear hunks of gazer goop on peoples cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606363
Carry out an impossible task flawlessly.
That, or win a bet in vidya.

Don't lose.

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>>39606365
If I'm getting a desert girl she better be able to cook mexican food.

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>>39606377
With that attitude, you won't be having sex with anything other than your hand.

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>>39606382

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>>39606420

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>>39606415
I believe her.

[Anonymous No.]

If gazers are so great, why are they mean and arrogant? Do they get stressed out when they aren't raping their men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606429
oh no, they're always stressed out

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>>39606423

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>>39606424
monsters would never lie,she just so happens to look like one
>>39606439
wurms are the cutest monster out of all monster and you cannot deny this fact, even better than stinky gazers who cant even say I love you

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>>39606449
how powerful is dark wurmy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606449
>double reply

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>>39606429
What you call arrogance, I call confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606349
I want to talk only about cute mge girls not futas with swollen balls

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>>39606458
I just call them dorks

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39606452
very, just gets distracted pretty easily by papilions and moths
>>39606453
hello there fellow wurm lover and thank you for that cute new wurm to add to my many wurm pics

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>>39606474
portable power cow

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>>39606477
Latenight Wurms are good Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606492
they are the cutest subspecies of wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606474
Gonna carry that adorable chunni home

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606474
chunni nug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606511
Beware, even Wurms can be scary sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606532
never, only that happens is when I cut myself around Anna. She gets scary overprotective

[Anonymous No.]

Hairy monsters > smooth monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606532
Want to fill that tummy with little wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606565
Disgusting mammalians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606565
she also fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606532
>tfw no wurm auntster

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>>39606565
man, my afovrite artist for that is Tanishi

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>>39606565
Hairy armpits are absolutely fucking disgusting and make me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

I was just delivering pizzas to the sabbath's black mass, then some kid gave me a mystery fizzy pink drink, and my whole body was paralyzed from the neck down. Now there are sirens and bells ringing and they're all taking their clothes off around me. Why must this happen to me, i'm just a pizza-delivery boy!

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>>39606651
>drinking a strange pink liquid some random person gave you
You deserve it.

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>>39606651
remember to have one sit on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606662
>Being rude and refusing a drink
You sound like an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606651
hang in there anon, just wait till they open the pizza box and discover that its not pizza inside...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606651
Congratulations on your engagement!

[Anonymous No.]

So how about those cats, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606565
one more reason why elves are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606692
>pizza thin mana bombs
truly the uwaaabomber is a master of his craft

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606677
it called not being stupid
>>39606651
i dont take those calls, the only oens is hagville orders, just dont remember what happens after

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>>39606715
can he ever be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606565

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>>39606734
the MGCPD are useless and the sabbath's own taskforce ended up 7 feet tall, there is no hope for this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606724
But hags don't like pizza, they like weird things like salad and yogurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606702
Good Toms know when they are licked.

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>>39606749
dunno what happens with the pizza but I have a feeling its not needed and they just want me instead but for what reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606758
Short hair cheshire is for big litters.

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>>39606758
I see short hair, i think aunties

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606758
Damn cats, I won't lose to them!

[Anonymous No.]

Marry a spider today, she'll help keep away those pesky insect girls trying to sneak in all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606769
Pyrow aunt must be really cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606565
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606784
Yeah she is kinda cool but my dark mage bogie aunt is the coolest, she showed me how to do clown magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606772
If this is losing, I don't want to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606128

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>>39606832
Do you really want to be saddled with memecat forever?
You could have a less smug girl. or be a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606738
Didn't know Jun had made another one. He's a godsend.

[Anonymous No.]

Amputee really are the superior beings. That’s why you should help increase their population by marrying a vampire today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606847
Yes, I have an infinite tolerance for shenanigans and I can give as good as she gives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606855
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606855
Amputee?
You okay anon?
Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606855
Fuck meant to say vampire. Damn you autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606862
>relying on autocorrect
Ms. Haku will be at your location in T minus 3 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859
Impregnate vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606877
Vaca muerta Que chumps sangre

[Anonymous No.]

Is this heresy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606877
only if they are cute dorks

[Anonymous No.]

I want a 4 foot tall fox to rape me with her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859
Imagine Kunoichi ninjas being upset and frustrated that they cannot sneak critical a boy because he has a Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2-style heartbeat sensor and Awareness perk that makes enemy footsteps heard much louder. And just when said frustrated Kunoichis can't think it can't get any worse:

>"Enemy UAV Recon spotted."
>"Heads up, Enemy UAV Recon detected in your AO."

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>>39606885
Maladito autocorrect
>que chupa sangre

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606885
>>39606913
Excuse me, but this is an AMERICAN board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606925
You posted the wrong version

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605125
>>39605150
>>39605153
>>39605461
>>39605489
Such is the life in the undead lands of Sylvania.

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>>39606925
amen brother

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>>39606925
No hablo hamburgers y Que te jodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606932
No, I posted the correct version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606906
I don't know what the fuck this shitpost is supposed to be, but Imma 25-0 your dumb fucking face and then finish you off with the tactical nuke.

n00b

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>>39606925
perdon, senor pero yo no peso unos 200 kilos como usted

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606925
>>39606934
>>39606943
I want an American monster wife who cooks us burgers every night and insists on eating in front of the television.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606951
just get a jabberwock to the UMGSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606925
>>39606934
>>39606943
>>39606951
You all better not forget to teach your kiddos about critical race theory. And remember, the monster teachers have all the rights to keep secrets with your sons, you bigots!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Get up! We're going to be late to the ball!"
>"You can suck my ball lmao"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605489
The Sabbath would never mislead anyone, they are good girls who have my complete trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606943
Nah you definitely posted the wrong one with the inferior flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606967
hah gotem!
>anon proceeded to be Claw'd

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>>39605461
You could always end up the servant of some vampire. Acting as her servant and blood source from then on out. One of the best ends in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna play a prank on my wife that I forgot how to speak english and start speaking another language entirely for an entire day and pretend I dont understand her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

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>>39606983
You'd have to learn another language first, dumbass

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>>39606996
that's ok, he can talk in memes

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>>39606996
I do know another language, dummy or I can talk in memes like>>39606999

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>>39606976
>being with a haughty blood sucking corpse is a good end
imma just get one of those chinese jumping corpse

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>>39606892
DIVINE BOOBA

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39607054
Gonna make her summon some water familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606892
Yes. If angels were truly divine, they would be flat chested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607078
so....immaturity is divine, that cant be rtight

[Anonymous No.]

burger bird

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>>39607077
You're asking for a raping.

[Anonymous No.]

did someone say cute angel girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607085
Worth it.
Very, very worth it to get that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607082
Seek repentance brother, it is not too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606892

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>>39606877
Day one of portals I'm putting on my best Richter cosplay and castlevania walking to the nearest vampire castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607098
holy cow

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>>39607121
Chances are you're just going to get turned into a skeleton by a Rumanian man

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39607125
Not even he can stop my quest for vampire pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607145
Getting a feeling this is dogshit.

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>>39607122
>fight your way into the gates of heaven
>defeat whole legions of battle-hardened angels as you ascend towards the top
>ejust barely emerge triumphant against the most elite seraphim the Chief God has
>finally reach Her throne room
>approach
>get distracted by her breasts
>"holy cow"
>leave

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>>39607149
nah, no fuckery. checked it myself. It be an emo dork

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>>39607150
I'd attempt to milk her while she is giving her monologue

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607145
love this dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607149
It is, against all odds, somehow not dogshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607149
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607150
>You cannot run from a boss battle appears

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>>39607171
>>39607196
That's good, gook/jap artists tend to have garbage tastes so god knows what they'd do with another black haired "creepy" gacha girl that really likes (You)

>>39607211
Not the character, dummy.

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>>39607215
to be fair, most of the time its commisson that make them do that

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>>39606932
Gotchu southernbro.

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>>39607224
Mostly true, but that doesn’t mean there ain’t some mentally ill artist with shit tastes who draw that garbage all the time regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607258
very true

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>>39607249
Time for another march to the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607291
Fuck off, fed bootlicker.

[Anonymous No.]

Big ripe sake jugs…

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607348
i fucking love form-fitting dresses

[Anonymous No.]

quick make a pun about women being harpies or birds or some other clever ah forget it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607329
sake milk

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>>39607363
https://youtu.be/60D7SN06A8M

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607258
You don't get into art unless you are mentally ill.
Does mge look like the work of a happy man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607397
what a hoot

[Anonymous No.]

>human body with animal features
would
>human head on animal body
still would
>human personality on animal body
still would
>vaguely human shaped rock
still would

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607291
It's my goddess-given right to own big strong monsters! If dark elves can own slaves so can I

[Anonymous No.]

39607413
fuck off, furfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

Changeling gf when
>can be any girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607441
I am not a furry, I just have a wide and lenient strike zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607441
>Make greentexts nobody cares
>Make model you hate it
I'm starting to think my porn comic is going to be poorly received too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607447
puffy nipples make me get hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607402
can attest, am artist and have faulty mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607404
She's got that predator look...

[Anonymous No.]

BREAKING NEWS

Order-leaning social media employees angry and crying that the social media corporation they work for is now purchased by a Danuki-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

it aint funny, fuck off with that order shit

[Anonymous No.]

it's a bit funny however

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607536
Influx of Chesires onto the platform causes much distress and cries of intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607092
Man, fuck cats

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>>39607555
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607415
They're called garden tools

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607555
I'd gladly fuck this cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607555
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607578
look at that hag party

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607579
fuck why is pantyhose so sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607582
The youngsters are outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607582
Hush, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607584
That's a good question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607555
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607607
this cat is defective

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607599
That left tit really doesn't look right

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607611
Your cock is defective (-)x11

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607599
Where are we going Miss Kot?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607616
someones a little miffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607620
Happy times.

[Anonymous No.]

b4 i go to sleep
here what I've done for myconcept of my jabberwife
https://imgur.com/qwIX6bs
https://imgur.com/p4gAQxB
https://imgur.com/C4Fb1Kk

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>>39607555
That's the aim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607150
>Find your path back blocked
>Space-Time starts to warp
>Turn around
>She was right behind you the whole time you turned your back on her

[Anonymous No.]

NO! Stop this Todd! I dont want it! STOP THIS TODD STOP IT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607635

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>>39607723
how did this cat get in my room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607729
Actual literal magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607708
She is very beeg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607723
Haha imagine if there was a bunch of alternates of this picture like where she's named and also where she's lactating haha imagine if it was on exhentai right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607734
time to use my own magic
>Shoo Shoo horny cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607739
yes, she is also a mage and quite a bit lazy as well. I also can sleep on her, which is real comfy

[Anonymous No.]

Big muscle cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607751
She's gonna get plenty of kittens

[Anonymous No.]

lolis and hags are both gross, healthy adult monsters in their 30s are where it's at!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607774
squirt bottle is the most powerful weapon against the horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39606477

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>>39607794
thank you mister late of night, I'll shall add this wurm to my ever-growing wurmpile

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607794
Local wurm too adorable to stop

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let an oni spot you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607794
Wurm has an impressive collection that even other dragons would be envious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607824
Yeah sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607825
and she even has things from way back in the past that people have thrown out because they broke but she fixed them right back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607774
goblins make me upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607872
y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607872
Same, I can't get them to pay rent for living inside my head and they keep making a mess of the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607878
they are evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607908
and? a few little worries will straight them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607920
You can't fix goblins, you can only serve them as their play thing, they should be avoided unless you want correctional rape from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607936
they are small remember and if tyou really go to town on one while fucking one and make her aheago and go crosseyed, you'll put the fear of dick in them all

[Anonymous No.]

what are some cursed combo monsters you can think of
Wurm tanuki, bogie jabberwock krampus, Bogie wurm, fox jabberwock, elven creeping coin, helldanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607977
Skeleton raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607991
getting flashed would be quite shocking to see them juicy bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607991
Huh, you can actually see the outline of her nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607954
They always return in greater numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607977
Wonderwurm
Akaname Wight
Akaname Demon
Amazoness Kikimora
Amazoness Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608103
wonderwurm? how is that cursed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608103
>akaname wight
you could say....shes a wight licker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607779
>Attempt to spray horny hellhound with water to calm her down
>She's so hot the water steams before it even hits her
Ruh-roh.

>>39607824
Only if she's blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608103
>Amazoness Kikimora
>he doesnt want a muscle maid
you WILL be served and you will like it, mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608116
Giving Wurms drugs is a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608138
maids are to be soft
>>39608142
Whats the worst that can happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608146
soft? only their dresses are soft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608138
Muscle maids are fine. The cursed part is her idea of running the household.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608146
Soft meidos best meidos

[Anonymous No.]

Hail the scorpion queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608157
so what am i supposed to hug at night, granite? She needs to be soft and plush

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608162
Queen? I didn't vote for her, she ain't my queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608165
your gonna make your maid cry with that kind of talk
or rape you straight, forgot which

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608161
i agree, a maid should be soft and meaty so that mastah can destress by playing with his maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608188
So starts that way, there is a bit of fun in maiking her soft with food then when shes softer some kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608165
>She needs to be soft and plush
I need a Victorian Maid Maria-tier kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608192
>mastah can destress by playing with his maid
now you're talking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608207
is she that maria with massive titty in a hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608220
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/b0/5b/__victorian_maid_maria_no_houshi_drawn_by_momofuki_rio__b05b5635b1923f5492f70f174abd0f7b.jpg
Everything but her hair is massive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608239
ah yes that maria, i want a kiki like the mama in
Oyakodon: Oppai Tokumori Bonyuu Tsuyudaku de

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608207

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608291

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608304
That is inappropriate to work attire for a maid. She will have to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608316
With the D?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to cuddle up with Gazer and drift asleep while lost in her big eye.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607717
>Spend eternity in blissful pleasure, your mind broken after feebly attempting to resist her advances

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608330
By hiding her cleaning supplies

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw mofu withdrawal
I NEED MY FIX

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608417
>I got some for ya kid...for a price...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608417
Have you considered alternative suppliers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608444
It's not enough.
I'm too far gone, I need five tails minimum. Six on a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608458
Pervert
Addict

[Anonymous No.]

I love old hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608471
I am aware. There's nothing that can be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608487
PoV: You have doomed your family's bloodline and dishonored your ancestors

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608471

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608494
You mean uplifted and outdone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608494
nope, this fox bloodline is doomed
I will make them kind and not sneaky foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder this is a Republic. If the mamonos want to come into power. They better run for office and EARN our votes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
I'll vote for the most oppressive dark elf/amazon party possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608494
same as yesterday, same as tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608530
Authoritarian Left and Authoritarian Right Demon Realms. And Economic Left and Economic Right Demon Realms. How the fuck would such oxymorons work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
too late, already voted for the undead party

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
I vote for STRENGTH and RICHES. I vote for the DRAGON party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608562
>t.Imrik and Dragon Prince elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608562
they're not known for sharing

[Anonymous No.]

How do I acquire a tall fox to breed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
I vote for the purple snek cause I like purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608577
What are /pol/-tard Sabbath shitposting looks like? Definitely talking shit and insulting big boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
What is the point when the tanukis always have all the power behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608571
unseal ancient evils at random until you hit a good gacha roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608571
go to the Mofu Fields and go to the "Tall" section

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608589
>Despite making up 15% of the population, Big Boob commits 50% of the crime of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608570
I really like this dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608637
her harpy friend is p cute too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608612
weird looking digimon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
Sabbath ballot farming

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608624
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608590
Tanukis are just stooges for the reptilian Dragons who control the reserves of gold.

[Anonymous No.]

need sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
>Ancient evil fox becomes unsealed after over 1000 years
>Learns about politics and elections
>Forms a party that's all about her becoming the absolute ruler of the country
>Televised debate happens
>She spends all her speaking time in a single final boss speech
>Everyone loved it and calls it the highlight of the night
>She wins the election
This is why Mamonoland is never taken seriously on the world stage. It's just like that one time when they elected a Dormice whose entire campaign rested on improving sleep quality of the citizens.

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are learning how to take over the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608911
lich dont need sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608919
The country's productivity and population absolutely exploded while she was in office, though. Everyone just paid too much attention to the "Sleepy Jolene" jokes made on social media every three seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608919
evil is good though
at least it makes the small pp the big PP

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608948
>it makes the small pp the big PP
And that's what really matters. Plus, a villainess turned housewife is a minor miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608927
Let's hope they don't figure out that they don't have to yell out the names of their attacks and moves before doing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608954
especially if she keeps her haughty evil while a housewife
>"Foolish worms...you're arrogance will be you undoing!"
>evil wife says as she scrubs a dirty floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608978
>you're
Oi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608982
shut up cow, evil has no use for grammar and spelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608645
Harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608970
If there is now way to block, counter, dodge a move, why not go ham and shout it?
just dont SAY its unstoppable, or the words "emerald splash"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608982
Should'nt ewe hav beeter things ta do than crrect pepal on speeling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608945
>"Sleepy Jolene" jokes made on social media every three seconds.
I mean, when your leader is a cute mouse who falls asleep in the middle of important announcements there is no choice but to joke about it.
Thankfully her wock vice president was always there to cover for her, though she also received her fair share of jokes for being too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609016

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609053
>her fair share of jokes for being too big.
just because he ate an entire MC,Nukis stock doesn't mean she is fat, just a healthy appetite

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609070
god fuck. she's so erotic.... i'm drooling.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609114
May you dream of birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609114
goodnight mr. jubber

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609129
Wrong kind of bird. she's got arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609138
that birb has big birbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609152
of course, she's a chicken harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609138
English is a difficult language, so I'll give you a hand here.
Those words, in that particular combination, don't actually mean anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609160
just gonna say it once and once only, griffon is classified as beastman, while the harpies are classifed as Birdman. apples and bannanas. they're fruit, but they're also diffirent things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609174
..yeah i should sleep before i stink up the thread. sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609174
Wrong again lad.
Griffons are Demon Beasts a la Baphomets and Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609216
demonbeasts are probably my favorite family.
don't tell the lamia though

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609225
It certainly is a rather stacked type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609293
Morning with the dead would be scary.
>You wake up next to a literal corpse
>After you get over the initial fright you remember she's your wife
>You try to wake her up but she isn't responding
>She isn't breathing and her heart isn't beating either
>You fear for the worse for a moment until you remember she's already dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609407
don't think one could handle that
>wake up next to wife
>she isn't breathing
>freak out and call 911
>mg police come to the house with zombie with rubbing anon's back as he freaks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609293
I love undead lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609293

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609452
I cannot abide undead of any kind!
Which is really unfortunate because my waifu's species is frequently found in graveyards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609509
drunk lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609293
Corpses bloated in the right places

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609436
>It's the 5th time this month
>The emergency workers beg him to stop wasting their time
>They could have instead been helping a rich old Troll who got her ass stuck in the playgrounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609646
>They could have instead been helping a rich old Troll who got her ass stuck in the playgrounds
what was she doing in there hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

do muscle lamias skip leg day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609658
Please understand.
She is getting hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609658
She was weeding. The groundskeeper never gets underneath the equipment! It's true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609711
>she is getting hopeless
has she tried dating? or at least asking her butler for a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609708
Only those no good venomous snakes skip leg day.
Constrictors train hard until they can snap boulders with their tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609708
Their lower portion is pretty much entirely muscle.
So, quite the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609658
Proving that she’s still a young and skinny girl.

[Anonymous No.]

A dragon won’t notice her creeping coin roommate missing will she?

[Anonymous No.]

I said I would never lose to demon pussy, but as it turns out, that wasn't the hard part.
They defeated me using demon love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609708
>Hey, boy. Check this out.
>*flexes tail*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609746
Imagine how miserable being a Troll's butler would be.
>She cooks much better than you
>Won't let you tend to the garden
>Every morning she has you help her put on a dress
>They never fail to get stuck on her large rear
>It's always a struggle especially since she insists on wearing her teenage years dresses that barely fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39605648
I can't not love a girl who loves me just for my existing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609874
>Fiat! Where's my strawberry-shaped vibrator?
>...
>Fiat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609920
Poor soul, what did she do to you?
Let you rest on her thighs while she listened to your problems? Cooked you a meal made with love? Played couch co-op with you?

[Anonymous No.]

I need loli troll sundress art

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609999
Unconditional love is one hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610076
It was the meal cooked with love, and after that she said she loved me.
How can any man stand against such relentless assault of unconditional love?

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals open I'm screwed.
I'm so affection starved that slightest bit of affection would result in instant loss.
A hug might just incapacitate me for a whole day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610317
Don't you want a fancy rare wife?
You better lose to a low level pigeon harpy who gives you a wing hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610374
Its terrible.
I NEED a hag wife but god knows I wont make it that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610431
Save up enough gold for a quick travel to hagville, it's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39608515
I voted for cuddles and meat, I voted for the Red Minotaur party

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609708
I don't think it's possible for a Lamia to skip leg day considering how much they use that BIG tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610541
You sound like the type of guy who gets hard when he sees a freshly lotioned tail.

[Anonymous No.]

One last lingering memory of winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610628
>Comfy winter is over
>Now it's the season of bug rape and haughty plants

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutakus can read yur memories
which means they can see yur porn history

[Anonymous No.]

spank a monstergirl
What level of kinky is the response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610708
>Anon is a hardcore viewer of lactation porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610642
Don't forget harpies sitting in trees catcalling every man that walks near. Also remember: no matter how hot it is do not trust the yuki-onna in the van. It is not an icecream truck.

[Anonymous No.]

IDEA BUCKET TIME
1.Steve the farmer has to deal with crow harpies and rabbitgirls
2.Hakutaku snaps in anger and beats anon with a dictinary
3.Gremlin uses warp magic and magictec to great her very own truck-kun
4.School teacher is actually a dark mage, gets called a witch, is offended fr the wrong reasons
5.normal man billy is chosen dispite being in a crowd of shotas, chads, and miserable people
6.Bored echidna decides to straight up kidnap people to run her dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610780
Florida man tries to remove Lamia from swimming pool, ends up constricted & married

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610780
>6.Bored echidna decides to straight up kidnap people to run her dungeon
I'll run the food stand at the start of level 2, see you guys there.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone done a "possesive" monster story
one that actually has them hostile agisnt human women trying trying steal their man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610780
Wagie anon has to deal with all the bullshit at his job at monster-mart that includes but not limited to: getting plant girls out of the display in the garden section, stop the pyrows from harassing the older workers, stop the sabbath from harassing the older workers, stop the onee-sabbath from harassing the younger workers, deal with the onis who treat the liquor store like its a big sample cart, stop raijus from touching the electronics, stop gremlins from touching the electronics, and to remind other employees that they're not allowed to show any danukis what's inside the register

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610880
wagie anon does NOT get paid enough for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610957
Gods help him when the old fox hag walks into the building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611049
its even worse because she is so old that common products have changed.
>what do you mean you dont have [thing literally nobody knows about]?
>every store had it 300 years ago!
>perhaps if i show you a picture of it, its name might have changed.
>you dont recognize it? hmph. i refuse to believe that, get me your manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611090
>old fox hag begins throwing a tantrum
>starts shouting and rambling about.how the younger generation shows no respect, how nothing is available, yada yada yada
>wagie anon has enough of her shit
>looks her right in the eye and tells her either she can buy what they do have, or have some consideration for the other shoppers and leave quietly
>fox hag is left speechless for a moment
>her face immediately reddens and she runs out the store
>the next week the branch is "acquired" by the mofukuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611090
>Her favorite fried tofu brand changes their logo to something more modern and simplified
Good luck explaining to her that it's the same product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611127
next the store goes under because it sells things nobody has any need for except a few yokai hags.
it truly is a vicious cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610317
Any flat chested girl is a good girl to me.
I'd be happy with a nacha, witch, redcap, baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611183
What about a tall flat Succubus with a perky butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611127
I'd grab her and so show her how we plow nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611264
extra wide hips to make for those mosquito bites

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611264
I know I'm a weak man that could fall to it

[Anonymous No.]

Why is my snake daughter so small and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610712
I think if I spank a minotaur, that's classed as a challenge to a wrestling match, so not very kinky but very hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610712
im going to grab my unruly kiki and spank her
Why is she smiling? This is supposed to be a punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611338
Reptiles don't stop growing so they have to start smol

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611436
Are you implying that hag snakes are massive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611504
I am, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611504
imagine the wide sneks hips and massive milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611504
I mean an anaconda has a max lifespan of about 10 years, 6 meters in length and 250kg in weight

So I'm guessing that a hag lamia of ~40 years is gonna be pretty fucking massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611567
if a snek can get that thicc, imagine a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna capture the demon lords Bogie jester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611504
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611673
you gonna need to be a bigger clown than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39610712
Imagine working under a strict monster and the momen you spanker she goes "more please, sir!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611716
Considering the clown world we live in, that's easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611827
not only that, you also need to be a n acrobat to catch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611847
Curses, then I'm not gonna be fast enough to catch her. But what if I trap her inside a invisible box like a mime girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611888
>>39611888
you'll end up in a box instead, the best way to get her is to make her laugh. Then she'll follow you forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609999
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612084
Blueberry alien milk...

[Anonymous No.]

i want to live in monsokyo and call the player 2 shrine maiden old
>>39612084
tastes blue and wahts with the uptick of this art

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612179
i want to say that one in particular is a repost of something a couple years old
phazon milk was a line that stuck with me

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question.
Does your wife try to corru—I mean help human women? Does she take an interest in the relationships of others, monsters or not?

Would she perhaps be interested in news about local going-ons?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612244
my bogie wife leave some masks laying around
>>39612266
for a second I thought she was tposing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612244
My black harpy wife is always happy to bring more girls into the nest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612244
she is legally not allowed within 500 feet of any humans aside from me.
she burned down 300 restaurants after the company slightly changed their fried tofu recipe for the worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612390
just fox things

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612244
jabber dark mage wife often sells potions that give youth and everlasting beauty which turns those women into mucus toads

[Anonymous No.]

SEX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612493
LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612493
I want to have lots and lots of children with a white snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612493
what about if she was the local dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

Remember years ago when someone spammed these threads with pickles?
What was that all about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612244
A distracted mind is a pliable mind, and women always seem easily distracted by romance. At least that's what she says.
If getting the saleswoman to honor an (expired) coupon somehow plants thoughts in her head, that's just how humans are

Moreover, she's in the business of enchanted and cursed items, so corruption tends to happen somewhere down the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612558
i wanna romance sister Caroline!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612493
Sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612528
Just "lel random XD" spam. Maybe a veiled reference to the CWC pickle, but I doubt there was any deep meaning to the spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39611504
yeah, they're called anacondas. pythons. BOAS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612663
I thought it was a Rick & Morty thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612528
Just spam/bait to rile up the schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>the absolute state of childhood friends
i can just imagine the seething hatred of hagposting on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612558
nun plus elf is winning combo
nun plus any mother is a winning combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612692
Also possible, but I still don't believe it was supposed to mean anything beyond spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612736
i would quell that by giving many addresses of my lonely friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612747
indeed we need more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609294
also the cutest kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612780
yeah we do and I notices that I used mother instead of monster fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612794
>I used mother instead of monster fuck!
Why not both ? Milf monster nun sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612827
But wait if the girl is not a virgin it's not a nun
Fuck I'm retarded today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612827
very much so would be comfy, as well fun to get scolded by her as you grope her while shes trying to give a sermon to the younger nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612827
>Milf
Used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612867
then let us assume shes a CC hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612865
Fuck I'm at work and your picture made me pop a boner...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612861
thats no probelm, your always retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612925
Can't disagree with you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612932
remember to drink lots of learncow milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612903

[Anonymous No.]

So...uh...collars?
Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
Only if I'm the one wearing it and a wight is holding the other end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
i have no strong feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
Sure, why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
Big yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
>collars?
Put them on dragons, amazons and hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
id like to wear it because if not, I;d fuck my hag haku wife retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl presents you a collar and a leash
>expects you'll want to make her wear it
>put it on yourself and hand her the leash

[Anonymous No.]

Are ties a kind of collar? I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613073
As is my place as the pet of the nobility of the cat kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613073
it's pretty handy if you're in a place with a language barrier and you get lost a lot
just find the nearest monster with a slutty police outfit and she'll get you home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613102
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613118
More like
>get subjected to a strip search
>apprehended for possession of a "weapon"
>taken in for "interrogation"
>held overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613118
>being held up by the back of the neck
>officer asks is this your husband
>all the while I have a sheepish face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612867
MILF is a body type. It doesn't mean she actually has kids you dumb newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613143
Remember to carry a Box of donuts
39613176
U are newfag, hag is used for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613176
>MILF is a body type
Mother I'd Like to Fuck is pretty descriptive.
>>39613189
Why don't we just go back to using cougar?

[Anonymous No.]

>39613176
>MILF
>MOTHER I'd like to fuck
>calling others newfag
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

39613197
Nah, adapt or fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612244
>Does your wife try to corru—I mean help human women?
I don't have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Just look at all these soon to be milfs.
I'll take them all. I'm weak for little weeb wizard costumes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613237
image for ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613237
If i could never get hag and I mean never, they are my last option

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612528
>>39612528
import pickle as pickle
With open ('pickle.pkl' , 'rb') as pickle_:
Pickle=pickle.load(pickle_)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613207
Not everyone watched the pie fucking movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
Only if I´m shota-ized and given one to wear by Ryu-san, Oyabun of the Mofuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613221
Oh eh, i mean she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613273
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613323
I’ll take all the monsters around her as pets, they look cute

[Anonymous No.]

What if am mg is smitten with an orderlite that hate mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613344
Then it´s time for Auntie D to subvert another country. She´s going out as a little child this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613237
>>39613237
>weeb
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613344
If she finds him attractive it means he finds her attractive. He'll get over his hatred fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613344
you should be able to solve this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613344
"They scream and they run, but that's part of the fun 'Cause the Ogres are coming to get ya!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613372
I am the weeb in this case. They wear especially hammy uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613262
They are the oldest hags though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613454
That means shit if they don’t got the body, all’s they are just some old ass seniors stuck as kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613481
They have good bodies. The best bodies. Hags wish they had bodies like this.
I'm gonna tell you now, folks, we're gonna make the Sabbath great again. And the first step to that is driving out all the liars that spread fake news about hags having good bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613562
Stop making me laugh, lolis have no ass and no tits, now that’s sad while hags have lots of ass and titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612493
SEX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613613
Lolis have the best ass. Super plush and they're light enough that it feels like a soft pillow in your lap.
Not like fat hags who asses smush down to the bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613613
>lolis have no ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613613
Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613649
That’s how an ass should be, meaty, heavy, and extra soft, not tiny and puny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613613
they only have no assets if you let them have no assets.
it up to you to architect* them.

*may result in more than just T and A being expanded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613571
Taking about being dragged into a bar trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612770
>anon gives away the addresses of his lonely friends
>hags swarm them
>the childhood friends of those guys seethe on 4mon
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39607991
I thought this was cool until I realized this guy's entire account is electro torture fetish material

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613734
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613719
That it ain’t a loli

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613784
>your weapon has evolved into a sextoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613725
as god intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613821
>>39613784
https://youtu.be/tagnCKatOsg

[Anonymous No.]

lolis are the best, particularly of the undead kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613870
look man, you're not gonna get any new fans for Etrian odyssey with this offtopic spam
>undead loli
she's not one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613917
I know at least 1 other anon has posted hexers here.
Also I'll have you know that my hexer is undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613972
I don't know what hexxer is but girls that look like chuuni evil mages are cute so I post her

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>39613982
Cute ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614002
They're not EXPLICITLY inhuman but the purple skin and phylactery expy carry some implications. I'd say they're at least as "monster" as things like dark mages.
The red one has tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614038
Dark mages are shit. They're pretty much just witches that let themselves go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614053
i do respect the ambition of them going it on their own as far as learning magic goes but yeah it's probably a result of them not playing nice with others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614104
Exactly why wife a selfish dark mage when you can get a cute loli witch and her familiar that just want an onii Chan to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>39609977
>she insists on wearing her teenage years dresses that barely fit
Sounds like the butler's main job is tailoring her clothes when they inevitably tear. It must happen every day given her proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614137
because bad feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614053
They are pretty distinct in where they get their power. Witches borrow their power from their baphomet and from the “power of depravity” they get from being a loli. They are pretty much the equivalent of warlock that borrows power through a covenant with a greater being where as Dark Mages gain power through their own research and knowledge and are generally loners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614168
This doesn't really line up with the lore so it's best to think of the baphomet as just a power boost.
So a witch is just a dark mage with more power

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614168
I want a strong independent mage who don't need no baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614186
it is unclear because witches have striped stockings but dark mages have longer legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614239
When you marry a baphomet and fuck her, filling her with your mana then in a way you are filling every witch with your mana .

KC was NTR all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614137
Why wife a selfish dark mage or a cute loli witch, instead of a mischievous and cute loli dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614286
sounds bad, gotta get a dark mage bogie gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614286
i could have a better monster wear a hat too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614286
Witch or dark mage it doesn't matter so long as she has a big fat Hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614307
>the trickery of a fox combined with the mischievousness of a dark mage loli.
may god have mercy on us all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614439
nah, she needs to be old to be better, cause nothing is better than experience in trickery and pranks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614424
I don't really like most beastmen but I do like Roppurotto sabbath witches.
>In spite of having beast ears and tails, there is a secret magic put into the uniforms. It is a magical hat that is said to hide your original ears by wearing it, and then beast ears spring up from the top of the hat. The beast ears possess sensation as if they were from the original person, and twitch along with the witches' emotions. Hearing ability is also properly equipped, and it’s possible to sensitively capture Onii-chan's voice and breathing with beast's hearing. In the same fashion, the tail springs up from the bottom while wearing the uniform, and moves according to the will and emotion of the witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614495
so if a manticore wears the hat does she get a second tail, does her tail become more fuzzy and/or does it become more emotive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614386
im really like nun

[Anonymous No.]

Ara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614386
Give me a Troll nun instead of an Elf and we're talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614551
magical mommy milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614570
>troll nun
extra thicc with sprinkles on top? With extra cake in your face or would you like milk with sprinkles?

[Anonymous No.]

I demand strongthick trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not buy family sized chips as a single male!! Do n

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614735
now, choco, vanilla, or something esle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614635

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614735
Need a strong dominant Troll that can put me in my place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614760
yeah, you just fat burger man
>>39614766
handlet, imagine calling yourself a troll with those baby hands lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614766
>meet a Mesoamerican Troll
>ask her if she lives under a bridge
>"Who cares about bridges? I dig canals!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614762
yes

>>39614766
Please, I need my troll in scrap metal armor and bribed by the local p'orcs to help them out in their raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614775
>yeah, you just fat burger man
I read this in the voice of an old Chinese man insulting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614785
so troll with that weird skin condition that gives them both skin tones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614798
Flavor is irrelevant, just give me a troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614830
now troll cake on you or troll milk tanks on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614765
>>39614551
Dark mages was a mistake. Now tourists gonna shit here with their average human pests because "muh mge has mages and they are monster girls!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614853
and how often do you see them? Not very these days as well as the last one is gynoid gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614853
Yet you don't complain about witches, interesting. And Magisa and simillar have been posted many times and nobody complained, tourist-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614891
>tourist-kun.
You are only tourist here, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to lost boys in wonderland, do the hags or the lolis get to him first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614844
Thats tough.
Extra thick thighs to rest my head on after cleaning or bit troll tits on my face during a lap pillow?
Tough

[Anonymous No.]

Yes? No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614902
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614906
hags since he wold trust adults more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614906
Everything's always 'hag' this and 'loli' that with you youngsters. Sometimes a woman is just a normal, non-child, non-granny lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614948
boring, whats life when something is normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614906
It depends. If the first Cheshire they meet is single she might take him for herself. If she is already married she will guide him to a compatable lady of Wonderland. After all if he wasn't meant to be there, he wouldn't have shown up in the first place.

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>>39605944
pickle_list=['pickle']
for pickle in pickle_list:
pickle_list +=[pickle]
print(pickle)

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>>39614872
>gynoid gun

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>>39614965
>If she is already married she will guide him to a compatable lady of Wonderland.
Imagine when she wants to introduce the nice young man to her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a jabberwock cheshire to lead me around wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614766
Hands too small

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>>39614906
Most of the girls would probably scare him off with how forward they are. An Alice could probably lure him in though. That or he trips on a dormouse while running away and becomes a body pillow.

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>>39615077
i agree, she might as well be an elf with hands that small

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>>39604859

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>>39615116
ok, u going a little too far with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615077
i want a troll with massive hands even by troll standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615077
Amazonian Troll with hands that big would be perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615010
>tfw no gynoids yet
What the fuck man, it's 2022.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to post on 4mon pretending to be an Incel chesire

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615209
Ugh

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>>39615136
>>39615194
It's still in the beta phase right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615215
Humans in suits.

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>>39614853
Gonna grab her by the horns and swing her around

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615209
it actually better to post as if you where a unicorn going on the first ime on the internt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615264
nah he's shown the mechanichs and them withut "skin"

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>>39615215
honestly all i can think about with these maid bots are those
>alexa, release the roombas
memes
>be me
>chilling in bed with robo maid #18
>hear a window shatter
>maid #12 says there is someone on camera 2, then 3, then 1
>"number 1. release the gun squad"
>boss music blares through the house's speakers as maids 3-9 come out of the closets holding various guns
>cover ears
>enough bangs to make people thing there was a gun range
>"threat eliminated" says maid #12
>"alexa, seal the gun squad"
>boss music stops as maids 3-9 head back to their charging port.

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>>39615275
Oh? That's actually pretty cool, then. This is the only webm I've seen of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615282
you forgot the clean up bot

[Anonymous No.]

My Hellhound wife is very gentle and sweet
She's not like the other ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

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>>39615333
succ booty best booty, confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

So what's it like living with black harpies in MGC? Seeing how they're really big into the "everyone in the nest is family".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615298
oh that just happens naturally with the maids that dont have charging stations

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615290

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>>39615282
I'd have humgouns maids with extra armor and apadding that would just grab and yeet

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[Anonymous No.]

As Anon requested: A motherly lilim saves a bullied girl and turns her into a demon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38168374

I'll now continue with the requests. Thanks for reading my stuff, and sending me messages. Sorry it took so long, as I have a lot less time to write now.
Anyway, happy reading!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615336

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>>39615460
sometimes I iwhs i was born eariler but then I remember where I live and how much a shithole it was at that time

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>>39615346
Basically you married into a very tight nit gang. They'll go out and rob people and kidnap husbands for the single harpies, then come home to wring you dry. And if anyone tries to hurt you or your kids, the entire flock will go to war to protect you. Your wife is a belligerent kleptomaniac, but she loves her family qnd especially you with all her heart. Just don't expect to be the dominant one in the relationship outside of breeding season.

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>>39615333
Truly an inspiration to all flat monsters of the world.
Wish we had more popular flat monsters. I can only think of Etna and the dumb angel from Disgaea.

[Anonymous No.]

Post the picture of the black harpy with the egg.

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>>39615448
thanks for the story, my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615603

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>>39615666
>666
bad end.
Looks like eggs for breakfast.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39615690
>No, you may not
>Close door
>Go back to being single

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615690
I calling bs on her badge, she just wants to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615682
Considering demons are kinda the "good guys" in this setting; it actually is probably more of a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39604859

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>>39615769
womanlet being put in her place

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>>39615755
I shall never let a succubuse steal my soul out through my cock.
She'll never suck it out with her demonic loli mouth.

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>>39615755
They're Japanese meme demons though, not actual Satanic demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615800
You mean meme Satanic demons.

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>>39615690
How about you have that dark elf in the car ask the questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615690
im just a humble clown, miss. There is no need to enter my house

[Anonymous No.]

Bully apprentices.

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>>39615769
I'd hate it if a tall monster girl mocked my height by resting her breasts on my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615843
nah, wont. But awkard dark mage masters, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615843
what part about "monster" girl did you not understand?
thats just a basic bitch in a large hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615843
>tfw experienced wizard that has to teach young dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615843
Why? Looks like she bullies herself already

[Anonymous No.]

39615862
and you posted any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615862
dark mages gotta start somewhere
hat size is directly proportional to magical skill

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>39615872
if you look close enough you can see that the stupid fox hides her ears.
>>39615886
unironically still a just a human.

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>>39615862
>posts "fox" that doesn't even have tails

[Anonymous No.]

Praise be to the frog queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615865
how does one teach dark mages without them falling for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612990
No.

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>>39615920
be married

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>>39615912
technically she hides them with magic, but yeah still horribly butchered and missing the whole fucking point.
its also the only image i had fitting for the moment, please understand. take this other fox instead

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>>39615920
strict professionalism

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>>39615899
No, witches count as monstergirls. Dark mages too.

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>>39615927
damn I really picked the worse time to begin my magical education career...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615935
>spoiler
But that's a wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615935
Ever understood why they chose to do it like that especially when diona and miss hina (whe dont talk about the other one) show their ears in a more traditional way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615935
>momji
>is fox
loooool
>>39615957
just pick up the local old maid kiki

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>>39615965
oh I wouldn't want to harass dear old Miss Kiki, she's too sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615962
mihoyo wants to double dip on the fox audience
>release fake fox with shitty ears
>later release real fox with tail and proper ears
>>39615961
eh close enough.

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>>39615935
>gachanigger
>Momiji is a fox
Tourists strikes back.

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>>39615991
You need to clean up your wizard den bro and she would perfect for your old ass

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>>39615945
best way to educate young impermissible monsters

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>>39616004
everything has its place

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>>39616002
please anon im not a fan of bullet hells.
all i know is that big tail + big ears logically means fox.

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>>39615548
>Your wife is a belligerent kleptomaniac

>She might have stolen my wallet, but I've stolen her heart.

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>>39615957
Just trade your chastity for a Sabbath course. It even comes with a live in tutor

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>>39616034
nope, you getting miss kiki and going to like it

[Anonymous No.]

we need a fox detector, this wolf or fox thing is confusing

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>>39616004
>>39616053
clearly you've never seen the organised chaos of a professor's office

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>>39616065
better come with an age detector, you never know with these tricky foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616082
>what is banned in Hagville for 500

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>>39616022
>impermissible

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>>39616088
just smuggle it in and sell it at a premium
what are the hag cops gonna do anyway? eat donuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616088
Underwear, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615965
>>39615991
>>39616004
>>39616034
>>39616053
>half of the college is in a grand scheme to set up Professor Anon with Miss Kiki

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>>39616140
you gave me an idea, have a hidden one and make a booth where I guess the age of the hag and get money

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>>39616167
better be careful anon.
the older the hag the more tricks up their sleeve.
might wanna get a few of the kitsune hags wrong so they dont catch on.

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>>39616189
i would and say, sorry miss ur too old and give them an empty egg carton

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>>39615914
I'll only acknowledge her reign if I can get high by licking her.

>>39616065
>>39616082
>JK wolf asks you on a date
>You use your trusty Vixenchecker Pocket
>She's in fact a 300+ years old fox
>She's using magic to make her massive mofu look like a single wolf tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39612084
New cow flavor just hit?

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>>39616220
>Breaking news: Anons are licking toads to get high
>Do you know where your son is?
>He might licking a toad and getting high as well as being a whore!
>Also, cursed folding knife was found today, owner very happy

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>>39615690
What does MBI stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>empty egg carton
This is a much cheaper and more effective hag detector.
Just whip it out, and you will know immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616268
Male Body Inspector

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>>39616046
You think she only got your wallet? She stole your wallet, your heart, your pants, your chastity, and you've been kidnapped. No you can't go home give her babies now.

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>>39616278
Even cheaper, smell. If you can smell the hags pheremones about needing to bred right now, she a hag and the strenght is equal to her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>39615690
No warrant no entry

[Anonymous No.]

Would you knock up the final boss anon?

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>>39616268
Mofu Bureau of Investigation
the elves hate that another big eared race is better than them for the simple fact of fluffy tails.
so they have a elite task force that seeks out and banishes all foxes to a shadowrealm in their territory.

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>>39616339
Is she cute?

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>>39616350
there is alot better than the simple elf then just the fox. Trolls come to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616331
Nice try.
I'm not gonna smell you, you dumb fox.

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>>39616339
of course, I became a hero not to defeat evil but to impregnate evil

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>>39616373
Nah, thats how I hunt for hags, I stalk the darker area and crawl on the ceiling, sniffing the area to find some hags to grab, anf fuck their brains out, then leave them so the hag police can find them and after that, I take 'em to my lair where I continue fucking them

[Anonymous No.]

Wendi's big sis is scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616415
She should really cook that meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616339

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616422
No way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616429
I'm throwing it on the grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616423
damn, my autism runs strong in my fox kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39614937
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED SEAPORT WIFE

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>>39616262
Licking toads is a safe and family friendly activity.
At least much safer than degenerate things such as huffing fluff.
>as well as being a whore!
Momsters need to realize that all boys are whores.

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>>39616485
so thats why she doesnt let me talk to anyone aside from when I enter the old visit room

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>>39616262
It's a gang of frog delinquents, they grab boys, hold open their mouths and force them to lick their ass cheeks. Then laugh as they trip out!

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>>39616365
indeed. but being elves they cant help but seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616503
>not their anus and or pussy
no wonder they are delinquents and bet they make the gang slut, those damn Pepenas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616312
>No you can't go home give her babies now.
But it's not even mating season!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39616600
Oh, is it time for today's wisdom already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616608
>When you really think about it, a slimes whole body is her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616621
Or her feet
Or nose
Or butt

[Anonymous No.]

remember to annoy your chunni dark mage wife by looking right at her as you push in that thing she told you not to into the pot she was mixing to make some potion or something or sneak up on her and replace the mana potion with a mofu potion

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>>39616621
>Anon cums in a slime's anal thinking it's safe
>She gets pregnant
>Anon should have listened to the bird

[Anonymous No.]

Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616672
I'm gonna knock up a queen slime by only doing anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616701
>>39616672
The funny part is the slime would be just as confused as you on how she got pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616695
stop what?

[Anonymous No.]

Leanen Sidhe will make you look at her self-insert hentai she drew and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616725
imma gonna ask her how she did it so I may learn from a true master at her craft

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616725
I refuse to read it because it features the following tags:
>Stretching
>Stomach bulging creampie
>Deflowering
>Marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616751
>he reads handholding hentai
you degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616725
i counter by showing her my own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616725
He has also said that of all types of manga monsters would mostly enjoy romance focused shoujo stories over any flat out porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616795
monsters are so wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616339
I've been trying to find the name of this game for ages, does anyone know its name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616769
>The Monster girl police department raids anons apartment after getting a tip that he's hoarding illegal objects there
>They find it
>It's his porn collection
>One of the MG police officers steps out to talk to the chief
>She has a 1000 year stare
>The chief asks her what is going on
>She can barely muster the strength to tell the chief that all of the porn is handholding hentai
>Nearby officer faints when she hears this
>Anon is still at large and now his MGC most wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616812
I don't know the name but I remembered that it's a 3DS title

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616822
>>39616822
and gonna plant some for some young monster to find it, uncensored, fingers interlocked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616812
Stella Glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616847
>>39616847
Bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616423
There are so many things weird with Chunguska

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616887
Fucking Chunguska was a weird place
The midnight raids with QP and bond were worth it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616415
>>39616429
bet see still shows up for her fathers BBQ

[Anonymous No.]

Today I was reading some Scandinavian mythology during lunch and I saw that female Trolls were highly skilled in magic and the ones that weren't malevolent beings were intelligent enough to teach humans magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616935
so troll dark mages that live under a bridge that could teach me magic for a small fee of benis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616947
By the tale they asked a kiss in return (I'm not joking) and if they ended up liking her student the Troll would turn into an incredibly beautiful woman with the kiss, like some kind of reverse Shrek princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616954
nah, I want stay that creepy troll but thats actually cool, and what does Scandinavian sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616960
No idea, I read it in Spanish in a book that is in the resting library of the company in which I work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616972
De donde eres?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616976
Chile

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616983
Oh, cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616960
Well yeah, I bet in the MGE universe they will just stay the same if the ended up liking you. Turning into a human woman seems like a massive downgrade to me

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>>39616990
i imagine in the mge universe, they'll lose that creepy vibe and become younger but i dont want that, I want my creepazoid troll dark mage sensei who sniffs my undies when Im not looking and peeps on me while I bathe

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>>39617005
>peeps on me while I bathe
>troll mage thinks she is being super sneaky
>you know shes peeping because of her big silly hat and heavy breathing
>sometimes you like to tease her by slowly washing your body or saying out loud how much you love trolls
>its fun hearing her make weird noises and watch her heart pupil
>wonder how long you can get away with this until she walks in to take whats hera

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>>39617077
>Also as you live with as you do when learning magic
>You only wear an oversized shirt of hers and you make sure to get real close when shes teaching you a new magic spell
>You also hug her just because and give her pecks on the cheek to greet her every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>one more thread and we are off the board
hope someone is ready to make a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617184
newfag-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617184
inb4 deletions

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617184
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617142
>You only wear an oversized shirt of hers and you make sure to get real close when shes teaching you a new magic spell
Or her clumsily wearing an extremely small shirt of yours saying that she got it wrong while after doing the laundry, making the buttons burst during class and showing everything without even trying to even cover her body for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617206
new to slow boards, plz understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617223
i would not pay attention aside from that nice puffy inverted nipples

[Anonymous No.]

what monster would be the average villager in a monster village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617323
succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617259
>anon stares at the exposed nipples
>troll mage eyes stare at his barely contained erection
>this goes on for hours
>troll mage finally can't take it and says that class is dismissed while rushing off to furiously masturbate
>another day of learning nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617323
Depends on the region. Desert kingdom is not the same as elfland, or snow region, or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617363
lets go with green demon realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617352
>Anon sees those nice juicy inverted nupples
>just begging to be realeased
>His mouth begins to open as he walks towards her
>She also gets closer, her hand in her drawers
>anon latches onto the nipple and plays with the other
>Anon learned his teachers weakspot that day as well hoew troll milk tastes like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617407
So that's how the teacher-student barrier is broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617427
i need to suck on some troll titties while she jerks me off. It isnt fair I can think of it but can never do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617371
Sheeps, goats and holsts I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617427
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617516
i have a mighty need for tsun learncow gf to tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617516
abusing positions of authority is NG ms haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617532
it aint If I make the first move and ask her out after I raised my hand in class!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617516
fucking your teacher is your final exam in Sex ed, that is also why you get your own teacher

[Anonymous No.]

I’m thinking of naming my jabberwock dark mage wife Caroline

[Anonymous No.]

>>39617246
Fuck off then, newnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

If reincarnation is a thing in MGE, I would kill myself until I become someone with great parents and a healthy environment to be raised in so I can be a decent person and not an asshole and be the best husband to a righteous and beautiful monster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39616935
>Don't be silly I know exactly what it means
>Pump (your dick in me)
>Dump (your seed in my fertile womb)