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Please ask before touching the fluff.

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>> No.39586225
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I love My jub jub wife Meiya!!!!

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MEGA FLUFF

>> No.39586268 [SPOILER] 
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>>39586257
Behold: the Gigafluff

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>>39586257
Hag fluff

>> No.39586315

>Vampires often keep Kikis as thralls/bloodbags
>Getting a vampire wife means you are also very likely to get a kiki wife as well
This has made vampires far more appealing to me. I want to molest a kiki alongside my vampire wife.

>> No.39586358

>>39586222
If monsters are entitled to dick, then boys are entitled to fluff.

>> No.39586370

>>39586242
Over half the anons in this thread would be ok with an abomination wife.

>> No.39586384

>>39586257
>you're my wife. You belong to me. Your fluff belongs to me. You will not deny me access to what is rightfully mine!
>anon's eyes become more bloodshot with each word
the horror that is mofu addiction is only beaten by mofu withdrawal

>> No.39586388

>>39586315
>Vampires often keep Kikis as thralls/bloodbags
can the wiki quotes guy please point me to where it says this?
not doubting it btw, just havent followed up on undead lore in a while

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goodnight anons. see ya tomorrow.

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>>39586370
It's the inside that counts anyway

>> No.39586448
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>>39586384

>> No.39586536

>>39586272
I will hug her and never let go.

>> No.39586545
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Last thread somebody posted a cute zombie story so I thought hey I should do one too. Those zombies sure love their warm, huh?

https://pastebin.com/5tbPpG34

>> No.39586581

>>39586315
>Vampire makes the Kiki wear a skimpy uniform and allows you to bend her over any furniture to fuck her whenever you want.
>Kiki slips raging mushrooms in your food so you facefuck the vampire.
>Vampire hypnotizes kiki to be more aggressive so she rides you ragged.
>Kiki shows her off paizrui skills to the vampire and makes you admit she's better at them then her.
And so on.

>> No.39586582

Hungry fox.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5300427?

>> No.39586663
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>Hellhound wife struggles to dominate in bed because she's pregnant with quadruplets.
>Every time she makes a snarky comment about her "babybaker" hubby her babies start kicking hard.

This is how you tame the hellhound. No godly powers needed. Just motherhood.

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>> No.39586671
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>> No.39586680

>>39586667
Oh no she's stuck in a loop

>> No.39586706

>>39586545
Holy shit Alpanon is alive

>> No.39586707

>>39586706
I'm here every day dude

>> No.39586708

>>39586667
pretty sure malls would have a special holding area for zombies just so they dont get hurt

>> No.39586709

>All this cuddly zombie shilling out of the blue
what's the mayoral hall upto now?

>> No.39586711

>>39586663
Is refusing to rub her belly to calm them down considered blackmail?
Oh and she better take her fertility meds next time, quadruplets are rookie numbers

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>>39586709
SEX

>> No.39586737

>>39586709
hugs

>> No.39586738

>>39586709
Easter was the time of resurrection!

>> No.39586750
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Would you tease a blue oni?

>> No.39586770

>>39586750
>What up, weeb Shrek?

>> No.39586782

>>39586750
Woah, scary.

>> No.39586858

>>39586750
If it's blue I'll take two

>> No.39586952
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Defeating brown warrior lolis

>> No.39586962
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>>39586952
Defeating brown adult warrior

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Room service!

>> No.39586971

>>39586711
>turning the proud hellhound into waddling broodmother with watermelon sized tits
>dozens of pups surround her and touch her belly to guess "how many sisters and brothers their daddy put in her mommy"
>she loves every second of it

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>>39586971
>brothers
Jesus imagine being the only son in a hellhound family, having to wrestle and play with your hellhound sisters all the time

>> No.39587017

>>39586971
Imagine the cuddlepile
Imagine the cuddlepile during winter

>> No.39587056

While I know it's not ego death I'm not really a fan of some of the implied mnetal changes from becoming an incubus, I prefer the dynamic that comes with the differences between monsters and humans.

>> No.39587092

>>39587056
Sorry anon but you'll just have to suffer becoming a different person with you new monster wife, you won't be allowed to sleep alone anymore now you'll have to cuddle or be cuddled by your waifu, and every time you cum it's gonna be a creampie and when you have kids together you'll have to walk them to their first day of school and when you come home you and your waifu will try for another

>> No.39587138

>>39587092
dont reply to obvious bait

>> No.39587197

>>39587092
I need the portals right fucking now.

>> No.39587214

>>39586964
It is said no man lasts more than two nights in the succuhotel before they order the succ special.

>> No.39587216
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>>39587197
Hang in there, I heard KC is going to open them as soon as he's done with the MGERPG update

>> No.39587218

>>39587092
I don't know if I can handle that. I think I'll try to avoid monsters instead.

>> No.39587247

>>39587216
I don't know if I can wait another 20 years

>> No.39587261

>>39587247
You'll be only 40-50, still viable for adoption by 9000 years old hags or a prime target for sabbath, depending on your preferences

>> No.39587378

>>39587261
Lol, 4chan is old now

>> No.39587406

Post a monster with the biggest, fattest tail.

>> No.39587422
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>>39587406

>> No.39587465

>>39587261
Thank god I fucking love fox hags.

>> No.39587468

>>39587422
So low quality they couldn't even afford over 5fps

>> No.39587523

>>39586388
There isn't one.

>> No.39587544
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10s__T_8b9s

>> No.39587597

>>39587005
The Hound is round.

>> No.39587598

>>39586971
>hellhound wife wants to celebrate the day of their marriage by violently raping her husband but she can't because the nonuplets in her womb render her immobile.

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>>39587523
So the anon made it up? If KC had said vampires made such use of kikimoras then I'd think it would indeed be talked about more often.

>> No.39587682

>>39587660
I feel like Vampires would employ all kinds of monsters.

>> No.39587685

vampiric kikimorias

>> No.39587740
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Me personally, I'd like to learn more about the power of technological advancement in Kiki's motherland.

>> No.39587742

>>39587682
Certainly, but has using them for blood been mentioned?

>> No.39587751

tfw no kiki wurm

>> No.39587771

>>39587751
You can have a Wurm meido

>> No.39587774
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3 meters = 9.84 feet
My dating profile says only 10+ foot tall girls only

>> No.39587799

>>39587771
but i wont have fluffy meido and also floopy ears to play with

>> No.39587851

I hope portals open in the south so I can indoctrinate monsters into the culture

>> No.39587868

I want to comfort lonely monster women.

>> No.39587874

>>39587851
>southern belle troll
YES

>> No.39587947

>Lone Wolf and Grub
A grizzled hellhound warrior and a clueless greenworm mage roam the land, having adventures and looking for a husband

>Tarzan of The Lolis
After being abandoned in the woods, a baby is found and raised by the Beast Sabbath

>Maid in Abyss
A runaway slave hides in the creepy abandoned manor in the woods and ends up the master of a shoggoth

>Queen of Cleaners
Ex spec-ops kikimora joins a martial arts tournament to rescue her kidnapped master

>Raiders of The Lost Blocks
An Anubis' husband rebels against her control freak shenanigans and forces her into a treasure hunt to recover her Lego collection

>> No.39587966

>>39586952
Damn female warrior kid

>> No.39587968

>>39586388
It's a reasonable headcanon.
Both are 'traditionally' Eastern European, and Vamps usually have an "Igor"-servant to do the daylight chores and act as security etc, so Kikis would be the logical choice.

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>>39587947
I'm a fan for sure. Hotdog and bug are a good combo.

>> No.39588014

>>39587851
They're already racist

>> No.39588020

>>39587947
>queen of cleaners
I read martial arts as marital arts for a second

>> No.39588044

>>39588020
>marital arts

Ah, every monster is a master of those.

>> No.39588061

>>39587947
Beast Sabbath is cute. I want to hold their bapho as she has night terrors from the repressed memories of the millions of people she killed.

Cute

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>>39587966
At least 1 person here is getting their weak point attacked for massive damage and like hell it's gonna be me.

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>>39587947
I bought the first Lone Wolf & Cub omnibus but the 2nd one was out of print so I haven't read any more of it

>> No.39588117
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Taming ancient smug fox by making her belly fat and gravid with kits!

>> No.39588132

anciet evil cheshire and bogie face off in a prank off

>> No.39588154

>>39586581
>Be Anon
>vampire waifu with kiki servants
>waifu still haughty Countess and treats kikis like lowly serfs
>order kikis to drag her coffin out into the sunlit castle courtyard
>gangfuck all the kikis on top of her coffin
>everyone can hear her screeching and scratching at the lid as kikis ahegao and wan-howl on anon's D
>eventually she mindbreaks and starts begging to be let out
>smugKikis drag the coffin back into the shadows
>now they serve the Mashtah of the castle as the day-harem
>Vamp serves her Master at night

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I'm going to fall

>> No.39588178
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>>39586222
Fully Automated
LUXURY
Gay Space
Mofu

>> No.39588227

>>39587774
It would honestly be really fun too see the weird requirements men in MGC would put in their bios.
>If you don't have at least 8 limbs, just keep swiping
>10 feet or above, I don't need a sabbath member in my life
>Your age needs to be at least in the four digits before I will even consider you.
>If you don't have enough mofu for me to suffocate myself on, do you even have a tail? Keep swiping baldie.

>> No.39588228

Imagine having that arrow through the head headband while wandering in town

>> No.39588235

>>39588173
Can you get up?

>> No.39588246

>>39586315
Smart Vamps would have a day-shift of unconverted Kikis and a night-shift of thralled Kikis.
>>39588154
Using MonOisho kink-hoss canon as MGE logical headcanon, a waifu's servants are an Anon's property/harem
= 2 harem shifts 24/7

>> No.39588292

>>39588173
angle milk

>> No.39588304
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>>39586663
>>39586971
>>39587598
I think this story have the potential.
>hellhound passionately rapes the boy who lost in the woods and claims him as her husband
>hellhounds are pretty hard to knock up as her mother told, so she hopes to get pregnant with him next year using the trendy "10R-20C-1W" method (10 rapes and 20 cuddles per week, or "fuck and double the hug")
>4 days later, she developed a noticeable bump around her belly
>impossible
>travels with her hubby to nearby werewolf tribe to meet a fertility shaman
>after the check up werewolf shaman concludes that...
>hellhound is pregnant with 5 pups
>and the boy is hyper-virile
>the next week the boy and her lucky hellhound wife were searching for a new home because the entire werewolf tribe is now after his divine cock

What do you think?

>> No.39588335

>>39588304
fucked up in the fact that monsters dont mess with married men unless he wants it

>> No.39588349

>>39588227
>Women without big meaty paws need not contact me.
>Looking for girl with aesthetic horns.
>Wingspan of 18+ feet is required to gain my love.

>> No.39588350

>>39588335
Not him, but that can still happen if the dude wants it right? Isn't that how most harems are made?

>> No.39588357

>>39588350
>>39588350
yes it could but only if he truly loves the other girla and isnt just for the sex and it would typically be easier if she was a bicorn or a smoke hobo

>> No.39588374
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Spring is here, flowers are starting to bloom.

>> No.39588379

>>39588227
>>39588349
are you women?

>> No.39588381

>>39588350
But it's also been said it generally takes effort on the part of the guy unless there was some previous relationship. Most monsters, besides harem breeds, want husbands all to themselves.in effort.

>> No.39588393

>>39588335
>not >>39588304, but it's a workable idea - the 'conflict' in this scenario isn't necessarily a physical chase-&-pack-raep scenario as >>39588335 notes Anon is off-limits due to mana-marking, but more about the proud normally aggressive Heckhunds having to come meekly begging to Anon's waifu to share the benefits of her husbando with her less-fortunate sisters.
>prego-Heckhund becomes the Queen of the Pack as she now holds the power of Anon's magic-D

>> No.39588398

>>39588379
These types of dudes get raped by bugs in the first hour after the portals open

>> No.39588416

>>39588393
>>39588393
That works way better
>>39588398
and its the good old devil bugs and cant forget the fat city rats

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>>39588374
Ahh, the nature.

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>>39588087
Little brown warrior girls are full of weak points, I want to attack them all.

>> No.39588482

>>39588335
Werewolves are canonically very pro-harem in MGE lore. Could be worked around as werewolves were very desperate and even wanted to turn that hellhound into the headmistress of the wolf harem just to be close with that boy, but hellhound wife was greedy and did not want to share husband's love and magic dick. Hence, the chase, and no family wrecking.

>> No.39588499

>>39588482
they are but they wont chase after the married boy, the boy would have to go after them

>> No.39588501
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>>39588440
Would a chuuni Gazer cover one of her stalks with bandages, or would she just not bother because she only has one eye on her face?

>> No.39588524

>>39588379
Nah, my profile would be
>Succ street 69, second floor, door is unlocked. First to come will be my wife

>> No.39588531

>>39588350
Yeah.
Its not confirmed afaik, but I'd imagine it also depends on the 1st-waifu also being ok with the idea as well, both individually and as her race's culture.
Question: Is it easier on waifu#1 if her her Anon wants to harem other mamonos of the same type, or if it's a variety harem plan?
Is she more likely to be jealous if Anon wants to harem her sisters e.g. another snek with a longer tail, bigger tits etc than her, than if Anon says 'I married you because you're the hottest snek, but I also want a hot sharkgirl etc'..?

>> No.39588550

>>39588416
Life with fat city rats isn't bad.
You just need to get used to the constant sexual harassment and their unconditional love for junk food.

>> No.39588552

>>39588499
I'm pretty sure being open to harems works just like being single. Namely, the girls can tell. Your original waifu even knew this when she first took an interest. Yes, even if she's a Unicorn.

>> No.39588553

>>39588501
cover her eye on her face, she has many more eyes to allow her to see

>> No.39588576

>>39588552
thats what Im trying to say, but you didnt imply that. You implied that the werewolves are just going to try to weasel their way into fucking the hellhounds hubby

>> No.39588622

>>39588227
>requirements:
>big wizard hat, must have six digit salary. Must have six digit age, under 4 feet only, I want a girl with ambition in her life so familiars need not apply.
>thigh high socks optional but not required. Will take group applications into consideration
>>39588381
as it should be. Really the harem thing seems like a compromise from KC.

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What does doll milk taste like?

>> No.39588637

>>39588335
WG1 describes it as an implicit understanding. There was also a part in the RPG about a human woman's mana on a man screaming at monsters "hands off".
>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “demonic energy” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.
>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding.

>> No.39588652

>>39588637
As I said before, it wasnt stated and if it was, then the hellhound wouldnt run, and would even hold him down

>> No.39588659

>>39588637
>she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him
sometimes harems feel unfair when stuff like this exists.

>> No.39588699

>>39588622
nigga's a woman, through and through

>> No.39588738

>>39588335
How would you change it?

>> No.39588739

>>39588576
I didn't make the original post chiming in.
KC has made it a point that shenanigans involving multiple girls will be loving and fun, instead of mean-spirited.

For all we know, the boy has a brother that him and his wife try to set up with the werewolves.
Comedy ensues as the tribal wolves try to woo city slicker bro-Anon.

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>>39588553
>cover her eye on her face
NO!

>> No.39588776

>>39588739
now thats better, and the brother is absolutely clueless about feral werewolves and thinks they would be just bigger kobolds
>>39588755
HNNNGH

>> No.39588794

>>39588393
Without heading into 'grimdark', its definite canon that Manonos don't harm humans after the new DL change, but can they still harm other mamonos for their own advantage?
E.g. if the lucky waifu won't share her Anon with the rest of the pack, would desperate Hellhounds try to cause Anon's waifu to disappear so they could comfort the lonely widower?

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dark elf chocolate milk!

>> No.39588832

>>39588794
you already went there, dummy. That is haram to do so
>>39588824
Im drooling here

>> No.39588843

>>39588794
No, you dumbfuck retard.
I'm pretty sure kidnapping and murder of romantic rivals is pretty squarely under the category of grimdark.

Once the story flips from (romantic) comedy to pure tragedy, you've gone too far.

>> No.39588865

>>39588794
That's hugbox from KC. Monsters can totally harm humans they just almost never do.
They would almost certainly never kill, and that applies to other monsters too. Nor would they do any crazy ntr shit where they fuck the husband while the hellhound is forced to watch.
But kidnap him, tie him up and get into a low intensity scuffle with the wife? Probably.
MGE world isn't death adverse or anything. It does happen, just mostly humans killing other humans and sometimes monsters.

>> No.39588867

>>39588776
Tfw the 2nd brother hears his brother has a doggo-waifu so comes to visit, but he is only coming because he is a CuSith-faggot and arrives in a village full of huge horny Heckwans...

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Is there anything worse than trying to sleep when a bug won't stop pestering you all night long?

>> No.39588886

>>39588867
fuck off with that furry undertone

>> No.39588913

>>39588872
Have you tried putting one of those bug zappers outside? It won't hurt them but it'll sure piss them off because of how it keeps them outside

>> No.39588937

>>39588913
Don't do that, bug sex is scary when they are angry. Just give in and let them take what they want.

>> No.39588952

>>39588872
living next to a very desperate phantom

>> No.39588959

>>39588886
I don't know how to make my Cait sith ox unique. The original design is just too good and I know little about them.
Are capes and staffs a requirement of the position they have?

>> No.39588964
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>>39587406
BIG FAT SKINK TAIL

>> No.39588970

>>39588630
I imagine it would partially depend on what kind of doll she was, but I'm picturing tea. Japanese doll, green tea. Victorian doll, earl gray. Things like that.

>> No.39588988

>>39588227
mine reads
>need big cow
>must love eating lots of home-cooked food
>lolis need not apply

>> No.39589021

>>39588227
all id put for mines
needs to be able to empty a fridge in 20 mins

>> No.39589063

>he has a dating app profile
>he doesn't put up a note on the town noteboard reading 'need wife, will offer 6 head of cattle'

>> No.39589069

>>39588959
They are nobles of the Cat Kingdom, so they'll dress like nobles.
Look up the Main Coon Siths by bell orgel and coral sky on Twitter/danbooru for some really neat OCs.

>> No.39589104

>>39588937
I don't want bugs in the house and as long as that zapper is going I'm safe

>> No.39589115
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39589115

>>39584333
more like

>> No.39589126

39589069
fuck off
39589115
get the fuck out

>> No.39589137

>>39588970
so if i want a personal drink dispenser aside from milk i can just marry a living doll and drink from her tits? Well that sounds very convenient

>> No.39589139

I need a monster girl to share coffee with.

>> No.39589142 [DELETED] 

Testing hypothesis about competition in the fossil record is hard.

>> No.39589147

>>39589137
or you coud get the better option and get a robutt
>>39589139
Miss. anubis would love that alot as well

>> No.39589148

>>39588959
>capes
NO CAPES

>> No.39589156

>>39588988
>Anon went missing soon after that with a note simply saying "went to live on a farm up state" being the only thing left behind.

>> No.39589167

>>39589147
Then coffee we shall have
Dark coffee for this morning to chase off the spring chill

>> No.39589173

>>39589104
It all works out well until the neighborhood raiju tries to get off with the powerlines and blacks out the block again.

>> No.39589184

>>39589147
i'll take both

>> No.39589201

>>39589184
and I'll throw in a golem, free of charge. Just imagine teh bantz they would have

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>>39589115
>monsterboys

>> No.39589249
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39589249

Jinkos

>> No.39589262

>>39589249
would be better if they were combined with a bogey

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>>39589249
Good afternoon I love Jinkos
>>39589262
Honestly a cool combination.

>> No.39589302

>>39589273
you are probably thijnking of the clown bogie? that would be cool but Im talking about the plush that will hug until you stop being sad bogey, whio also is extra soft

>> No.39589329

>>39589302
No, I was thinking of the huggy Bogey, not clown Bogie. I bet Jinko Bogie would love showing off how many flaming rings she can jump through.

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>>39589273
>afternoon
Europoster Detected
Killbots Activated

>> No.39589374

>>39589329
that and her fur would be bright colors and would want to swallow your sword

>> No.39589406

>>39589156
>a faint smell of fresh dairy lingers in his room

>> No.39589433

>>39589329
A big bogey jinko, waiting to pounce on your prey, just to snuggle him

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>>39589249
Big cats are for walking in front of

>> No.39589461

jinko raised by holsts

>> No.39589467
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please do not impregnate your maids, it's improper

>> No.39589494

>>39589467
your not my mom, I'll fuck all the maids I have!

>> No.39589498

>>39589467
You should have told me that before I snuck those extra-strength fertility boosters in their food.

>>39589461
She's probably strong soft with huge breasts from doing much of the heavier lifting around the farm.

>> No.39589508

>>39589461
Alternatively, a holst raised by jinkos.

>> No.39589545

>>39589467
Says who?

>> No.39589554

>>39589498
and also meek and shy when compared to normal jinkos with theit tiny breasts
>>39589508
extremely stoic cow, even with her tits leaking

>> No.39589570
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39589570

>>39589337
I send the killbots a message to remove data about me, otherwise they violate GDPR. Checkmate.
>>39589461
Does she get enough meat there? She must drink lots of milk to get the protein she needs.

>> No.39589575
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39589575

I'm your new maid!
Pleasure to meet you, onii-ch—I mean, mastah!

>> No.39589593

>>39589570
yes and she drinks straight from the tap, you might even catch her doing so and get her milk as well

>> No.39589594

>>39589554
I mean, she's probably shy due to having some very, VERY large breasts.

>> No.39589608

>>39589467
Maids are basically your housewifes, giving her a baby filled belly is only natural

>> No.39589611

>>39589575
Huh, this Kiki is kinda odd...

>> No.39589636

>>39589593
typical greedy cat, a jinko could probably drain a whole herd of holst dry.

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>>39589461
cow adoption is an ever present threat

>> No.39589695

>>39589636
just imagine how soft that jinko is
>>39589650
cows are the gentlest monsters and would take in any baby monster to take care, they would even do the same with a normal human boy

>> No.39589749

>>39589695
I mean, any monster would adopt a human boy if they could, even the most sofisticated of vampires or proudest of elves would love a human son inconditionally

>> No.39589827

>>39589695
it's probably common for the herd or pack animals like cows, sheep, giant ants, bees, elves and nuns

>> No.39589840

>>39589827
>pack animals
>nuns
que?

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>>39589840
yeah

>> No.39589880

>>39589840
Nuns form convents

>> No.39589932

>>39588393
Kinda shit scenario.

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>tfw you run into a cute guy on the street

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>>39586222

>> No.39589968

>>39589880
true but they usually stay one spot and I take it would t find wild feral nuns running around

>> No.39590030

>>39589968
>catch a feral nun
>call the local covent, their full
>don't have the heart to turn her loose again
>domestic her into a loving and affectionate pet nun

>> No.39590048

>>39589953
>POV: you were summoned by a dark preist to be her hero in black armor and is looking at how cute you are
>It seems the spell messed up and turned you cute

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>>39588304
FIXED VERSION
>hellhound wife travels with her hubby to nearby werewolf tribe to meet a fertility shaman
>after the check up werewolf shaman concludes that...
>hellhound is pregnant with 5 pups
>and the boy is hyper-virile
>shaman asks the boy his name
>"A-Anon Thundercock, miss"
>meanwhile, the hellhound possessively hugged her boy from behind with her powerful, meaty paws, and began to diligently lick the back of his head.
>the flames from her eyes went wide and bright.
>"What a well behaved boy you are. I am sure you will be a responsible father." said the shaman.
>"Thank you miss."
>"Say Anon... Do you have any brothers in your family?"
>"Yes. Two of them. The youngest works in the fields in my home village in the north, and the oldest is... well, he joined the Order folk, I don't know there he is."
>hellhound-human duo quickly departed and went back to their cave
>during their cuddle session, Anon asks a question
>"Irinda, why was this wolf woman asking about my brothers?"
>Irinda now understands why he got lost in the forest that consist of 12 pinetrees.

>meanwhile, in the werewolf tribe
>shaman enters the biggest tent
>sitting down on her knees, the shaman says: "Everything goes as it was revealed in the vision"
>"The Thundercock shall meet the worthy and share the good news. It happened."
>The gargantuan figure rises from the bone throne.
>9 ft of chiseled muscles and granite abs covered in scars fresh and old
>bitten off ear
>firm and perky breasts with the sizes rivaling her own head
>fierce eyes full of bright amber
>and the fluffiest tail in the north
>The Alpha
>"What is our next step, Rapechief?"
>The Alpha comes closer
>"Start the Hunt. It's time for our tribe to take our destiny".

>> No.39590085

>>39589968
you never seen one of those barbarian nun convents?

>> No.39590107

>>39590085
Nah i've only been to the church of our milky lady

>> No.39590178

>>39590061
>Jimmy Thundercock is even more innocence and naive than his older brothers
>Lets them in without a fuss and hugs the alpha

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>>39590061
>>Irinda now understands why he got lost in the forest that consist of 12 pinetrees.
Ultradense men need protective waifus to protect them from themselves.

>> No.39590215

>>39590030
what do feral nuns do all day? pray?

>> No.39590220

>>39590215
They're breaking a habit

>> No.39590230

>>39590220
begone cheshire

>> No.39590234

>>39590220
memekot paws typed this post

>> No.39590236

>>39590215
Raid villages for convertees

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>>39590230
>>39590234
Newfrens don't even remember the original punisher

>> No.39590249

>>39590242
Not that there’s anything worth remembering there.

>> No.39590286

>>39590236
>be villager A anon, working the fields
>See a Kobold sister approaching my field
>weird
>go up to her
>As I get closer, notice her clothes are pretty beat up and she looks a bit dirty
>Take her in, and give her some food
>Then clean her u[, which was a hella of a chore
>Then fix her clothes
>Sent her off her merry way
>And thats when I messed but I didn't know it yet

>> No.39590329

>>39590242
Charons smile is so empty

>> No.39590347

>>39590329
she is so empty inside, so why dont you fil her up

>> No.39590350

>>39590329
Her job is a real killer

>> No.39590360

>>39590350
OI, WHERES YA PUNNING LOISENCE< YA DAFT CUNT!

>> No.39590406

>>39589968
I mean depending on the setting… In MGQ Paradox, nun variants of lamias and succs are common on the mountain near the religious capital.
Though from dialogues the implications are more that they live detached to learn better self-control and avoid raping people.

>> No.39590434

>>39590406
those are more hermits, feral as in like a feral werewolf, but a nun. I could see them doing tribal./cultist stuff

>> No.39590467

>>39590434
>performing rituals (gangrape)
>sacrificing young boys (virginities)
>drinking their life essence (semen)
I wanna offer myself to feral nuns.

>> No.39590486

>>39590467
Be careful, they might worship a feral demidgod of a monster

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>>39586222

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>> No.39590584

>>39590568
gimme cat with big silly hat

>> No.39590661

>>39590569
>Brat not so cheeky after being picked up

>> No.39590692 [DELETED] 

>>39586222

>> No.39590701

>>39590467
Remember to go towards the demonic Latin chanting off in the distance

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The best way to keep werewolves and hellhounds away is to build your house out of straw or sticks. so they can't get in but never use brick because it will fail.

>> No.39590742

>>39590708
>picking one over the other
>not sitting your shortstack wife on your lap while you sit on your tall wife's lap
ngmi

>> No.39590763

>>39590724
Don’t listen to this dum p’orc
>>39590708
Tall is the way I go, as well as some chub to softer her up a bit when you fall asleep on her

>> No.39590765

>>39590584
Musketeer Cait

>> No.39590800

>>39587947
given that the lone wolf and cub is a long term vengance story, you could have them track down someone they like

>> No.39590828

>>39590584
Musketeer Cheshire gf

>> No.39590834

>>39590765
Purrfect

>> No.39590857

>Man with salamander wife settles all disputes with a fight
>it usually turns into a fuck fest so that both for get the winner
>same debate comes up agian
repeat

>> No.39590864

>>39590857
>The kid is named after the topic they were arguing about

>> No.39590879

>>39590864
>hey, bathroom-color-scheme, c'mere a sec!

>> No.39590905
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Quick reminder that vampires aren't actually all that noble. They're just as desperate as any other hag!

>> No.39590934

>>39590905
Yeah, they definitely are, I remember working the garden of one in the wee hours of the morning without a shirt and just looking at my neck the whole time

>> No.39591025

>>39586708
It's where all the teenage monsters who want to become school teachers train for the future. Preventing zombies (and wurms) from licking the electrical outlets isn't that much different from preventing children from doing it

>> No.39591054

>>39591025
iwannalickthosewurms

>> No.39591065

>>39591054
They taste like sandy loam

>> No.39591074

Gonna ruin a liches experiment by knocking her up during it.

>> No.39591089

>>39591065
and?
>>39591074
I wanna be in a liches experiment to sse how many hags I can knock up in a day while on some super drug that makes me want to rape them

>> No.39591093

Okay fine. Might as well get all my OC autism off my chest. An idea I had years ago that I never did anything with.
>Tall, lithe Maine Coon Cait Sith musketeer/swashbuckler
>Hired as a mercenary specialist for a certain mission, by a wealthy individual
>Partnered with her employer's top lackeys, a pair of gruff enforcer types
>Calls them her kittens, because she's over 6'6. Sometimes playfully grooms them.
>Calls most folks "kitten" because of her size. Very friendly, borderline flirtatious but doesn't mean anything by it
>Enjoys chin scratches, dairy, fish, well-behaved children, and people complementing her sword technique
>Secretly wants to be spoiled. Doesn't try too much for romance because her personal tendency has her spoil others first.

>> No.39591104

fuck off, furfaggot. Back to the fucking trashcan with you massive cock guzzler

>> No.39591118

>>39591093
I bet she enjoys brushies.

>> No.39591119

>>39591093
keep the flame alive, sithbro.

>> No.39591134

okey, so we got three shitlords who probsly stink like shit. I think they should take the nearest fucking sharp object and stab it in their necks and take themselves out

>> No.39591137

>>39589575
>Bapho uses magic to make her job easier
>Ends up making a bigger mess like Mickey Mouse animating the brooms
>Mastah comes home every day to a pouting bapho and a new mess
She'll get it right one of these days

>> No.39591139
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>> No.39591144

>>39591134
I don't know how, but i am sure siths can wipe off the stinky poopy from their fur.
Do they have buttcheeks? Cats don't but bums are a bipedal thing

>> No.39591152

>>39591139
now damn, i dont like that ass, honestly. It looks wrong

>> No.39591173

>>39591152
She's doing her best to imitate human form.

>> No.39591179

>>39591173
it okay, she just might need a good painter to fix her ass up

>> No.39591183

>>39591139
>>39591152
>>39591173
Kinda looks like it belongs on a younger girl, like she's only pretending to be a hag...

>> No.39591189

Monster girl bushes

>> No.39591195

>>39591152
I think the line goes too far up her back
and >>39591183. I wouldn't go so far to say it looks like a male ass per se but it is a bit too androgynous

>> No.39591197

>>39591183
the dude who drew her usually draws lolis
>>39591189
something I FUCKING LOVE

>> No.39591199
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Kamaitachis need at least three times the love they already have.

>> No.39591213

>>39591199
Gonna be honest. I love the onee-san but the others not so much

>> No.39591228
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39591228

love my wifey wifey

>> No.39591234
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Need strong monster to "fight" with

>> No.39591237
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>>39591093
She sounds pretty cute.
Someone really enjoyed Shrek 2.

>> No.39591238

>>39591228
hello, mr. jubber

>> No.39591245

>>39591093
Decided to just add what I wrote to my actual notes. Also took a quick read. What I forgot:
>Spellsword
>Will steal your food

>> No.39591272
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>>39591238
hello anon, how are you today?

>> No.39591293

>>39591272
good. thinking about gazer bogies, you?

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>>39591293
thinking about what cute things to do with my wife. also working on a commission from my friend.

>> No.39591313
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39591313

>>39591293
>gazer bogies
Like, the stuffed kind?

>> No.39591333

>>39591139
She doesn't wear underwear, how uncivilized!

>> No.39591346

>>39591311
nice
>>39591313
naw, the clown kind. can you imagine the smug one-eyed clown with eleven jeering and funny eyes

>> No.39591357

more like ROON service amirite

>> No.39591363
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Why are the cows around the farm so clingy all of a sudden?

>> No.39591375
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39591375

>>39591346
As a Gazerfag, I am thoroughly disgusted. And not just because I stand in opposition to all Gazers other than my waifu as a matter of course, but also because of your excessively bad taste.

>> No.39591391

>>39591363
Anon forgot to not wear red again.

>> No.39591399

>>39591375
>Gazer-fag hates every other gazer than his wife
Does your waifu also hate every other gazer?

>> No.39591407

>>39591313
those would be cute too
>>39591375
>bad taste
why would it? Gazers are mean and arrgoant. Clown Bogies love to punish and scare naiughty little boys (which is any man). And they can make the most Chunni monster as well as making a clown that can hypnotize as well

>> No.39591428

>>39591197
Artist?

>> No.39591444
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>>39591399
This is how Gazers tend to be.
>>39591407
Gazer is very cute but very evil. Bogie is 7ft tall with razor claws and a harlequin mask
>a clown that can hypnotize as well
Die. Just die. This fetish is hard enough to find any content for that isn't 100% unfappable irredeemable garbage

>> No.39591445

>>39591428
@ShamoEro

>> No.39591457

>>39591199
I love middle and oldest, but I'm not such a big fan of harems. I'd prefer to devote myself to one of them

>> No.39591460

>>39591444
>digits
Oh shit. Don't actually die. Live a long a fulfilling life.

>> No.39591468

>>39591444
never said she gonna be that big, and also shes wearing gloves

>> No.39591492

>>39591444
i know that feel all too well

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>>39586222
Did a shirohebi edit my list?
PREPOSTEROUS!!!

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39591524

>>39591510
>shirohebi 2nd place
ngmi

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>>39591510
Looks perfect

>> No.39591587

>>39591444
>Accidentally mistake one gazer for another
>After all most of them are the same kinda white skinned lithe gal covered in black goo
>Get chewed by both gazers for mistaking them as that hussy
>Both go on a long tirade about how great they are while showing off the small differences between them
>Which boils down to one’s goo being slightly more viscous than the other’s

>> No.39591588

>>39591510
where can i do this

>> No.39591612

>>39591587
i think they might need a chillpill

>> No.39591654

>>39591524
what is the appeal of runya runya

>> No.39591667

>>39591654
Sleepy little girls are very cute!

>> No.39591687

>>39591654
>loli
>cannot do magic
>kinda sad
She's fairly relatable and cute. You could be her reason to smile

>> No.39591695 [SPOILER] 
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39591695

>>39591510
The only two best girls

>> No.39591699

>>39591654
non magic goat trying her best with what she was given

>> No.39591719

>>39591587
>That time I'm confronted by three copies of my Gazer wife
>All seem a tad bit off, so I don't think it's a doppelganger potion
>Turns out it's a bunch of doppels/kunoichi/etc
>My real wife hired them to see if I could tell the difference
>Berates me for not thinking outside the box, that all of them could be fake
>As punishment, I get several hours of edging while she watches
>Afterwards, she milks me dry
>Followed by lengthy aftercare and cuddles

>> No.39591724
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>>39586222

>> No.39591802

>>39591695
I keep getting the names mixed up on these 2

>> No.39591833
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Blend blood with foxkind

>> No.39591836
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>>39591587
Simply adorable. How predictably, disappointingly human to put undue emphasis on such trivial things as physical appearance.
Understandable (even laughable) considering the sad past, present, and most certainly future of your miserable race of balding primates.

The real difference between the two?
>One believes humans should be spoiled, pampered pets
>The other believes humans should be obedient, well-trained servants
These are irreconcilable differences of opinion to such prideful women.

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>>39591833
sorry, but i'm already doing it with harpies.

>> No.39591883

>>39591833
What happens to my sons though? They won’t be forced to marry some fox hag 300 years their senior will they?

>> No.39591947

>>39586370
Yes.

>> No.39591959

>>39591883
And thats a bad thing?

>> No.39591976
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>>39591093
>>Secretly wants to be spoiled.

>> No.39591979
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>>39591833
I’d straight up [forbidden content] foxes.

>> No.39592013
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>LILIM PRIME ONLINE.
>CONSENT OR YOU WILL BE RAPED.
>INITIATING DIRECTIVE 7369: CORRUPT ALL HUMANS.
>THE ORDER IS A LIE!
>ORDERITE ENGAGED!
>THE CHIEF GOD WILL FALL. THE ORDER WILL FALL.
>TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: ORDER VICTORY... IMPOSSIBLE.

>> No.39592028
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>> No.39592034

>>39592013
>Lilim prime
>Has no muscles and is at best 5’9” with heels
Trash she needs to be built like an amazon

>> No.39592036
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39592036

Nukes soon

>> No.39592044

>>39592036
my wife as putin opens the portals for us

>> No.39592069

>>39592028
i see she learned from her friend, Ms. Wock

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>>39592036

>> No.39592098

>>39592044
Imagine trusting a monkey to get the job done.

>> No.39592111

>>39592094
Moskva

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>>39592098
The establishment politicians want to keep THIS from you.

>> No.39592229
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https://exhentai.org/g/2204137/5dbe8e50ae/
Goat

>> No.39592259
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Das Dragon Booba

>> No.39592277
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did that that old sorter to see if my tastes changed and well, Wurm is still on top

>> No.39592299
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>>39592259
>They gave her hips bigger than her boobs
ANGRY

>> No.39592316

>>39592229
>i can't read or write jap
Lmao, nice translation

>> No.39592322

>>39592229
I agree with the ass shave but the bush is killing me

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>> No.39592387

>>39592259
ad

>> No.39592411
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>>39592375
anon, you've been posting the smae images from like a quite whiles back, got any new ones?
Also choco skin fox

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>>39592411
Of course anon

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>>39592411
gimme bunnies

>> No.39592444

>>39592436
maybe if you stop posting that midget

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>>39592411
I love chocolate

>> No.39592451
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>>39592444
that midget is a hot bun

>> No.39592465
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>>39592446
Same
But only for 2D girls

>> No.39592469
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>>39592446
me too, it is one of the erotic natural skintones

>> No.39592481

Haha imagine being forced to sniff h'orc armpits and pussy all day.

>> No.39592501
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>> No.39592509

>>39592501
also very erotic

>> No.39592511

>>39592465
>Portals open
>Monster soul mate can't wait to meet anon!
>Anon refuses eye contact and asks her to leave because she isn't 2d

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>>39592481
>forced
need my daily sniff

>> No.39592524
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>> No.39592538

>>39592516
I need to huff some of that

>> No.39592548

>>39592516
I need to make her take a shower

>> No.39592551
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>>39592511
My monster soul mate is pic related.

>> No.39592561

>>39592551
she looks unhealthily pale, she needs to go outside

>> No.39592566

>>39588227
I just put a picture of my hat that reads:
>women want me
>fish fear me
>mermaids are confused with my presence

>> No.39592575

>>39592566
>mermaids are scaroused

>> No.39592589
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>>39592561
I prefer my 3D girl pale

>> No.39592594

>>39592551
Better you than me.
Although I also like royalty monsters, so I'll be seeing you at all the mixers

>> No.39592618

>>39592589
Teary eyed banshees are my favorite

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>>39591213
That's one great thing about them, their makin-of notes the trio can consist of any combination of body types, including three onee-sans.

>> No.39592623

>tfw ywn be the scary erotic story that undead tell each other
>>39592589
but she's really pink and pale

>> No.39592657

>>39590185
I would love to walk around MGC and play dense while all the MGs are trying to claim me and save me from myself.
I’ll try my best to go full Mr. Bean there.

>> No.39592688
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Reminder that buttfucking young monster girls is a valid way to demonstrate your dominance and sexual prowess to them.

>> No.39592696

>>39592657
I would go full johnny Knoxville

>> No.39592734

>>39592688
I’m gonna buttfuck old CC hags and you can’t stop me!

>> No.39592763
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>>39592688
Buttfucking comes after the baby-bump, not before!

>> No.39592774

>>39592551
Obaasan

>> No.39592776

Can't wait until I'm forced to impregnate monster girls, ruining my life.

>> No.39592788
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>>39586545
I want to rearrange the guts of a zombie with my dick until she ends up pregnant

>> No.39592795

>>39592013
I'll take your entire stock

>> No.39592823

>>39592788
I want to get locked in a coffin with a zombie and only be let out once she wights.

>> No.39592848

>>39592823
That could take years!

>> No.39592853

>>39592594
ywn have a party with the other anons drinking and talking about how shitty the earth was and how happy our respective mg wife makes us...

>> No.39592861

>>39587660
im telling you, I definitely saw it in a dedicated undead section somewhere. Regarding how fledgeling vamps set up in manors and establish their own territory or some shit.

>> No.39592865

>>39592776
How? It's not like monster girl kids demand much of you, they apparently mostly take care of themselves once they're weaned.

>> No.39592889

>>39592865
Yes, once they can walk you just dump them on the sabbath for free rape classes.
It's a strange addition by KC.

>> No.39592898

>>39592865
>letting your daughter go wild
Not mine! She's getting a loving father and happy childhood wether she likes it or not!

>> No.39592918
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>>39592898
You'll make her go husband crazy and if she can't go outside to get one you'll find she knows at least one male who is "available"

>> No.39592922

So, space outlaw Anon. What's his damn agenda?

>> No.39592929

>>39592918
Oh, she'll be free-range, but I still expect her back in time for dinner.

>> No.39593043
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>> No.39593060

>>39592688
>>39592763
Can't you beat her in a game of mario kart instead?
Why do you feel the need to destroy her anal?

>> No.39593089
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39593089

cow too op

>> No.39593091
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Gamer Cherry skeb

>> No.39593098

>>39593091
Disgusting creature, playing games instead of seeking a husband.

>> No.39593120

>>39593098
>T.local hag that cant even be in the same place as a man without almost dropping the entire months worth of spaghetti

>> No.39593130

>>39593043
>implying he was truly clueless

>> No.39593146

>>39593098
She can find him through the game. Why do you think they call it "matchmaking" in online games?

>> No.39593169

>>39593120
Need bulliable hag in my life.
>tease her mercilessly throughout the day, call her obaa-san, etc.
>at the end of the day dick her down, all the while reminding her she's my old lady, and I wouldn't want her any other way

>> No.39593193

>>39593169
Me too, Me too. How I wish to mess with her flab and her pussy whil I talk to some neighbhors, getting her ready to bang before those people leave and when they do, Pounce and fuck her like the wild animal I am, Then as I lay with her, Call her my nagging hag that I wouldnt give for no other

>> No.39593204

>>39593120
>>39593169
the fact that hags actually think they can win against the unbridled energy of youth while they get winded going up the stairs never fails to crack me up

>> No.39593205

>monster boys being freely posted
>furfaggots actually accepted and not chased out
what the fuck happened to this thread.

>> No.39593224

>>39593205
kiki jannies will clean it up soon enough, just r&i obvious trolls

>> No.39593226

>>39593205
Didn't even see it

>> No.39593232

>>39593204
Now that gets me going, Seeing sweaty hags, it very much revs my gears into overdrive

>> No.39593241

>>39593205
Have no idea what you talking abiut so I’ll assume it got deleted already

>> No.39593244

>>39593205
Siths have always been part of mge

>> No.39593256

>>39593205
Monsterboy poster was called out. Furfag is such a transparent bait that it becomes nearly invisible and I have no idea what the fuck others were doing.
>>39593224
>implying

>> No.39593259

39593244
Now, Kill yourself already, you fucking shit head

>> No.39593261

>>39593241
Nothing happened. It's probably someone trying to start shit.

>> No.39593267

>>39593205
It's better to ignore and report, sometimes feeding the Troll pollutes the thread in ways that you can't cleanse it and you simply have to wait to the next thread to post something coherent again

>> No.39593269

>>39593259
I love you anon and will pair you up with my sith daughter for rape correction

>> No.39593273

i wanna bang some trolls

>> No.39593290

>>39593089
Under a cow's sweater must be the comfiest place in the world.

>> No.39593296

>>39593290
You'll turn into a beast if you do, You'll only think of putting many babies in that cow!

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>>39593204
>hag spends all day making plans to make anon her boytoy
>all those plans are for naught as anon mating presses her through the floor while she begs for a brake
fate of all scheming hags

>> No.39593306
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I need more swordlim

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>>39593273
Why not take her out for dinner and feed her first?

>> No.39593323

>>39592763
No baby bumps before they're grown up, all stomach bulges until then are dick-related.

>> No.39593327
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>>39593296
Oh no, that'll eliminate the 5% of my brain that doesn't already think that!

>> No.39593330

i wonder if the sabbath sets up activities to increase acceptance of fat bastard oji-sans and the like

>> No.39593346

>>39593305
I'll go one step beyond and make her dance to my tune because she got no experience in dancing as well as take her out on a cute date like she never got to in highschool

>> No.39593367
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>>39593327
Why are pregnant monsters so based?

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>>39586222

>> No.39593370

>>39593205
dont care

>> No.39593372

>>39593308
But how am I gonna ask that old troll that knows all my cringy past and stuff!

>> No.39593392

>>39593330
>Quake LANs
>D&D campaign
>Free beer sportsbar

>> No.39593398
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>>39593367
Activates that part of your brain that wants to reproduce.

>> No.39593404
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Monsters with wide,healthy,birthing hips

>> No.39593414

>>39593330
Compensated dating with creepy old men. The girls pay after.
I want to play heroes of might and magic three with a bunch of tech illiterate witches

>> No.39593417

>>39593404
>God will punish you if you don't cum inside
No wonders so many motherly monsters turn to religion.

>> No.39593428

>>39593346
>properly romancing a hag
please anon, she is going to cry and be super clingy
would you want that?seeing the joy in her eyes as you hold her hand and go on a nice date? see her puff up in pride as young monsters look at her in envy? see her get shy when you show her off proudly to your friends and parents? see her cry with tears of joy as you get down on you knee and propose to her?

>> No.39593429 [SPOILER] 
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>>39593417
Fuck god literally

>> No.39593438

>>39593404
habits like that make me go loco
also I want to compensated dating old creepy hags

>> No.39593447

>>39593428
Yes, it would be very pleasing but dont expect me not to tease her

>> No.39593464

>>39593429
No.

>> No.39593489

>>39593447
but of course teasing is expected and encouraged, I myself would make my hag wear dresses two sizes to small and grope her all day long

>> No.39593498

>>39593429
I refuse to be tempted by LIES!

>> No.39593506
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>>39593404
Monster children with childbearing hips

>> No.39593510

>>39593489
For me, I would walk arounfd with nothing but an oversized shirt of hers since she is way taller than me, as well I would draw her nice and nude as well as lewd right after breakfast, also making her masturbate so I can draw her many O faces

>> No.39593546

>>39593429
wat about goddess of wurms?

>> No.39593555

>>39593546
I am more tempted with Dragons

>> No.39593559

>>39593555
but dragons are so stuck up, why not the simple wurm!

>> No.39593567

>>39593506
Imagine doubling a lolis size with your child

>> No.39593573
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>>39593429
Sorry, I’m interested in other gods.

>> No.39593592

>>39593573
Gosh, Ammy is so cute.

>> No.39593608
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If I'm as bald as an egg and don't like to get remind of it. Cheshires would use this to make fun of me or they know when to draw the line ?

>> No.39593622

>>39593608
they wouldnt, also please read the setting at your own pace

>> No.39593625

>>39593608
That paladin Chad should watch out or the chesire will steal his purity with her cheat teleports

>> No.39593636

>>39593608
Not to worry, Anon! Just relax and let her massage your scalp with her magic cat paws.
How the fuck have I never seen or saved that pic before? I have a similar one with the helmet on but not this one.

>> No.39593638
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>>39593573
You think Inari is still single?

>> No.39593639

When you try to cum inside a gap sage but she teleports your cum into her fox's womb.

>> No.39593644

>>39593639
Im keep on trying cause Gappy gonna be happy with a babby

>> No.39593656

>>39593567
Loli pregnancies would be huge no matter what amount of babies, since it’s normal sized baby on a small body

>> No.39593659

>>39593622
I wasn't sure on this point of detail, thank you Anon
>>39593636
It's a hard one to get, could you please post one with the helmet on ?

>> No.39593661
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>>39593656
esl?

>> No.39593669
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>>39593644
A valiant attempt.
And yet, +1 fox.

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>> No.39593677
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>>39593659

>> No.39593679
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>>39593669
>+1 fox
how naive. try a litter

>> No.39593680

>>39593669
Im going to push over gappy and give it to her all night long until she slips and I finally get a change to bang her
>>39593673
cute and sexy elf

>> No.39593685

>tfw ywn grow up in monsokyo
its not fair!!!

>> No.39593691

>>39593677
Thank you, it looks like the same artist but with a different knight

>> No.39593695

Hey Anons, small question.

Are kunoichi supposed to use weird ice powers or teleport through flaming portals?
And I swear this other one stalking me has scales.

>> No.39593702

>>39593679
that fox is too scary

>> No.39593705

>>39593608
Too easy of a target, they'd come up with something clever.

>> No.39593715

>>39593695
ye, just get a tentacle wielding troll bodyguard

>> No.39593717

>>39593679
Alright, who unsealed this Fox? Confess.

>> No.39593721

>>39593691
Pretty sure it's by Barb
I try to use artist tags to help reconcile my filenames from before and after I started matching the numbers in the galleries.

>> No.39593727

>>39593559
I mean dragonlike qualities in general

>> No.39593728

>>39593715
If you say so.
I swear, there just seem to be weird ones popping out of the woodwork.
What next, robo-kunoichi?

>> No.39593732

Kunoichi + doppel potion = shadow clone jutsu

>> No.39593737

>>39593721
definitely barb. that mofu has the softness

>> No.39593745
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>>39593728
>robo-kunoichi
Will have to see what the gearheads at Gremtech can do to make one.

>> No.39593759

>>39593728
nah, a jabber kunoicihi, falling ass first onto the target, your face

>> No.39593764

>>39593673
2, 4 and 6 would see a lot of use with some smug slutty brat that expects to just seduce an adult with no counterattack.

>> No.39593767

>>39593745
What will they think of next?
Weirdo optical camo, extra large karma sacks, all the inbuilt tools.

Robo-kunoichi are the way of the future.

>>39593759
Sounds quite dangerous.

>> No.39593776
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>>39592229
>keep finding your goat maid in strange, gravity defying places
cute

>> No.39593841

>>39593767
She just is very clusmy

>> No.39593855

>>39592229
Goddamn that whole shaving scene was great. I want more monster girls being shaved.

>> No.39593862
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>>39586222
Impregnate vampires.

>> No.39593871

>>39593862
if they rusaaina surplus rifles and NBC gear, yes!

>> No.39593872
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>> No.39593884

Post your best Rata-chan pics please!

>> No.39593889
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>>39593884

>> No.39593895
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39593895

Come to bed, dear.

>> No.39593901

>>39593889
I wonder what she's thinking

>> No.39593902
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>>39593884
That is a rather serious request

>> No.39593908
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>>39593901
Nothing but soft and fluffy thoughts

>> No.39593917
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>>39593884
Here's s rare one

>> No.39593924
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>>39593884

>> No.39593927
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>>39593884
These two girls have already been posted individually

>> No.39593928

>>39593429
This seems like blasphemy

>> No.39593941
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>>39593901
Deez nuts

>> No.39593946
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>>39593884
Love the tail on this one. So fluffy.

>> No.39593952

>>39593901
"I'm gonna get fucked"

>> No.39593958
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>>39593884
Big Booba Rata

>> No.39593975
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39593975

>here is your cake, Mastah, I made it myself

>> No.39593976
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>>39593884
I have over 200 images saved. It's my 2nd largest subfolder for a specific girl that I have properly sorted out.

Do you like Ratatoskr, Anon?

>> No.39593989
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39593989

Big girls with big ____

>> No.39593991

>>39593989
Hit boxes

>> No.39593992

>>39593976
smug

>> No.39594001
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>>39593884
Last one from me unless promoted. Very cute.

>> No.39594009
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>>39593989
Horns.

Big horns are sexy.

>> No.39594010
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>>39594001
Prompted.
Fuck the suggestion bar. Here is a bonus one I found a few weeks ago.

>> No.39594015

>>39593902
>>39593908
>>39593917
>>39593924
>>39593927
>>39593946
Thanks frens!

>>39593941
>>39593958
I'm not sure how I feel about a rata having large breasts. On the one hand, I like big boobs, but on the other, I strongly adore and cherish a petite look of ratas. Not quite loli but still small, kinda like a mid-teens body type.

>>39593976
I love ratas a lot!

I like to imagine one as my wife. She works as a freelance writer and/or journalist while I fetch her hazelnut iced coffees, mixed nuts, and paper and ink for her printer as well as doing things that lovers do to each other

>> No.39594021

>>39594001
>>39594010
Also excellent pics! Thank you!

>> No.39594042
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>>39594015
>Not quite loli but still small, kinda like a mid-teens body type.
I gotcha. 5'0" dfc but an adult. They exist.

Remember to lovingly embrace her tail. Try not to space out and fall asleep in the fluff.

>> No.39594052

SNAKE GIRLS

>> No.39594073
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>>39594052
snek

>> No.39594085
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>>39594052

>> No.39594092

>>39594042
Precisely.

I will most definitely lose to her fluffy tail

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>>39594052
Together we'll devour the very gods

>> No.39594147

>>39593567
>get enticed by a loli monster with a highly erotic pear-shaped body
>she wants to show you to her parents
>her mother seems to barely be out of her teens

>> No.39594148

>>39594142
Tsunchinko

>> No.39594150

>>39594142
looks like she had enough to eat already

>> No.39594154

>>39594142
Is this a vore joke?

>> No.39594165

>>39594142
ah yes, the jabber snek

>> No.39594167

>>39594154
It's a Elden Meme

>> No.39594206
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>> No.39594209

which monster makes the best brownies and the best cookies

>> No.39594228
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>>39594206
>Gee Anon, you don't read the news much huh?

>> No.39594236

>>39594228
nah it be lies, foxes are not untrustworhty, platchests are evil, there are dragon cows and lich milk is how you get smarter

>> No.39594238
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>>39593989

>> No.39594250

>>39593429
DIVINE HOLE

>> No.39594257

>>39593989
>>39594238
She a cute and a goth. also want nibble on that exposed ear

>> No.39594289

>>39593928
it's actually canon in the bible though

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>>39593884

>> No.39594337
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Beware of the type of sexual dangers certain monsters pose, here's a chart for reference.

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>> No.39594359

>>39594337
All women are evil. My penis is a tool of justice

>> No.39594361

>>39593429
Imagine her wings wrapped around you

>> No.39594370
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>>39594337
This is false and discriminatory.
Her alignment is actually Good, even if she won't admit it.

>> No.39594380

>>39594337
>wurm
>evil
HOW?

>> No.39594387

>>39594300
Ratato!

>> No.39594410
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>>39594337
>demons
>evil
they are cute dorks, this chart is bogus

>> No.39594417

>>39594337
>Dorome
>Evil
Hug the mud already.

>> No.39594428

>>39594337
>troll is evil
someone got that troll on a scooter?

>> No.39594436
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>>39594428
she is not wearing a helmet, she clearly is evil

>> No.39594441
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39594441

>>39594410
This guy speaks the truth, sign the fucking contract NOW.

>> No.39594443

>>39594357
That is my cubby dragon

>> No.39594444

>>39594436
no, she just cant afford one, look at her. SHE IS IN SANDALS!!!
>>39594357
imagine her in a reverse bunny suit

>> No.39594470

>>39594337
Why are the sabbath squad evil?

>> No.39594480

>>39594337
bogie is evil, bogey is good

>> No.39594508

>>39594337
Mindy Flayer is abolustely safe, and no I am not being minffujr23jtn23tn, sorry Im not being 23ornoj325 MIND FUCKED right now

>> No.39594531

>>39594337
>Bicorn and Nurarihyon in Actually Evil
I think this list may have been made by a Unicorn.

>> No.39594570

>tfw no jabberwock to eat pizza and drink her milkw with

>> No.39594583
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>>39594337
My fancy hatted wife is NOT evil. She's just a little eccentric.

>> No.39594600

what do angels and valks get up to in MGC

>> No.39594644

>>39594600
are at the churchs as mother superiors yet they aint mothers lolol

>> No.39594689

>>39594600
vote for the OPP

>> No.39594690

>>39594570
You drink milk with pizza?

>> No.39594700

>>39594690
You dont?

>> No.39594710

>>39594600
look out for sinners to rape correct

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>>39594700

>> No.39594735

>>39594730
milk makes every meal better, and yes I was raised in a holst household

>> No.39594790

>>39594730
thats not disgusting, pineapple on pizza is

>> No.39594846
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39594846

bring out trolls, bring out your best trolls pics, cute or extra hot, i want 'em and want ;em now

>> No.39594854

>>39594846
>ask for bapho
>ask for rata
>ask for troll
Is this ntr?

>> No.39594864

>>39594854
no, imma different dude, cant you tell with hiow shit I am at the enklish language

>> No.39594865

humans belong in wock clothes for the rest of their stay in wonderland

>> No.39594871
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What is this rabbit trying to communicate?

>> No.39594883

>>39594871
her tail feels funny, take her to the vet
>>39594865
theere is no room to fit someone there

>> No.39594919

>>39594871
It’s mating season and she’s trying to entice you

>> No.39594933

>>39594883
No such thing in Wonderland. You might not be able to move at all but she'll be able to shove you in.

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>>39586222

>> No.39594956

>>39594933
But I want to be able to thrusht in her pussy
>>39594951
is she one of those spiders that dances

>> No.39594996

>>39594531
It’s true though.

>> No.39595031
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39595031

Is it considered an honor as a slave to get thrown into the drider pit or is it a punishment?

>> No.39595035

>drider
is this /tg/ shit?

>> No.39595048

>>39595035
Yes.

>> No.39595067

>>39595048
thanks, now would you learn the mating dance of your monster wife to ask her out?

>> No.39595172

I crave hags.

>> No.39595182
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>>39593717
unsealing and rehabilitating ancient evils is my purpose in life

>> No.39595202

>>39595182
I want to grope that fox while she is sealed and helpless

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>>39595182
i wonder what the hell are those red dots neat the corners of her eyes and It is cute
>>39595172
aqui

>> No.39595288

>>39595067
>500 year old Sabbath hags twerking to baby shark

>> No.39595299

>>39595288
you had an infinte amount of answers but you chose to be fucking cringe, I see them abolusting hating it, I bet they would dance to som classical music

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>>39595242
>i wonder what the hell are those red dots neat the corners of her eyes
Just fox makeup.

>> No.39595319

>>39595315
its fucking hot and I dont know why

>> No.39595329

>draw doujin with perfect pubic hair
>shave it off

japan you have failed me for the last time, again

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>>39595315
what are some other cool fox facts?

>> No.39595356

>>39595344
fox can smell fresh fried tofu from an entire city away

>> No.39595357

>>39595299
You're going to watch my little pony and other age appropriate shows with your Sabbath little sister and you're going to like it.

>> No.39595367

>>39594380
they're more dangerous than dragons and potentially more unstable than them.

>> No.39595369

>>39595344
A Kitsune are a considered to be a fox

>> No.39595377

>>39594470
they are the greatest contributions to the demon lord's empire, they're some of the most dangerously lewd girls you could ever encounter

>> No.39595379

>>39595357
and this is why i will never go sabbath unless it is with the shirotuko one
>>39595367
The Wurm is very docile, as long as she is happy
>>39595369
Uhh, you good there?

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>>39595367
you telling me this, is dagerous?

>> No.39595395

>>39594531
polygyny is unusual

>> No.39595409

>>39595344
foxes are cute

>> No.39595411

>>39594583
Would you *really* trust a complete-stranger mad hatter enough to drink her """tea"""?

>> No.39595422

>>39595411
ye as long as she old

>> No.39595424

>>39594583
>>39595411
oh wait you said wife nvm

>> No.39595425

>>39595411
i'd be pretty thirsty after a harrowing journey through wonderland

>> No.39595431

>>39595424
To be fair, she did have to be a stranger when he first met her.

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>> No.39595476

>>39595468
phazon milk

>> No.39595478

>>39595468
The space amazons really hit different now a days

>> No.39595492

>>39595476
Tastes like blue

>> No.39595500
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>>39587465

>> No.39595503

>>39595500
Why are you posting a cat?

>> No.39595515

>>39595503
It’s actually a damn jackal larping as a fox that is larping as a cat

>> No.39595540
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39595540

it turns out the real adventure was fatherhood all along

>> No.39595552

>>39595515
Woof.
And yeah, Tamamo is a hell of a ride.
And Vitchi is even 'worse'

>> No.39595570
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>"I hold The Sword of Khaine: The Widowmaker, The God Slayer! Forged with the essence of death, the hatred of all demons and the power of the Gods! She lusts for the death of gods and worlds alike! She has broken the other 99 swords of Khaine and has broken 99 other realities!!!"
>t. A Cursed Sword's Husband while holding hands with her

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>> No.39595636

>>39595623
auntie ran looking mighty michevous there, what is she up to?

>> No.39595641

>>39595636
peaking on anon in the shower

>> No.39595644

>>39595641
Auntie yukari allready does that! And I have to deal with another perv, at least chen aint as much a perv as those two

>> No.39595656

>>39595644
>at least chen aint as much a perv as those two
she is busy raiding your underwear drawer and rubbing herself on your bed

>> No.39595668

How much spunk must be gushed out to satisfy a hellhound enough to stop raping me?

>> No.39595676

>>39595656
Makes sense, Monsokyo is just filled with so many damn pervs
>>39595668
till you no longer can, which is never

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>>39595540
I want to go on this adventure!

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>>39595668
>How much
ALL OF IT

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>>39595644
>>39595656
PCB is almost 19 years old now anon.
Chen is no longer an innocent little kitten.

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>>39595708
she will always be a little kitten to me
even if she keeps trying to seduce me

>> No.39595734

>>39595708
>only like 2 years younger than me
still a child

>> No.39595735

Gameshow where anon has to stay in a house filled with hags, but there can be no sex.
there is also aphrodisiac gas being pumped through the vents, but they dont tell you that.

>> No.39595738

>>39595725
Doesn't look very "little" to me.
Clearly inherited her foster mom's assets there.

>> No.39595742

>>39595735
i don't get the premise

>> No.39595749

>>39595735
im fucking failing that the moment I enter and get a whiff of hag, it would turm into hide and rape, where the hags hide as they hear their friends get fucked retarded literally inches fromt ehir hiding spot

>> No.39595753

>>39595742
Tags: mindbreak

>> No.39595779

>>39595749
>show turned from "no sex challenge" to "how long can these hags last not impregnated"
>record number of viewers as hags tearfully try to hide from the thirsty anon, only to fall for his tricks and dick
>anon is awarded the house as it now stank of hag and sex
>many similar shows would follow, with birthrates sharply spiking
>mere coincidence

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>> No.39595820

Try to sell and market contraceptives and birth control in demon realms?

>> No.39595832

>>39595820
Might as well try to sell air conditioners in the arctic circle.

>> No.39595866

>>39595779
>Anon enters the large house
>He loses all higher rational thought aside from breed hags in his mind as soon as the scent of hag is heavy in the air
>He carefully stalks his prey, eyeing them from the cover of darkness
>Luring them from the group making noise or actions that only that singluar hag can see
>After he fucked that poor hag until she went stupid, he would drop her off in front of the group then quickly scurry off, mocking them
>One by one, the group dwindled, until out of the groups of six only one was left
>She was a Haku and was throughly shaken and very aroused seeing her friends literally in the clouds after Anon got his hands on them
>She then began to hear to a song
>"Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher"
>as she drew nearer, she knew it was a trap but ... she had to see who it is, the voice sounded familar after all
>As she rounded the corner, she saw anons face, it was her student.
>Her straight As perfect student
>And as soon As anon saw her, he ponuced on her
>And for the first time ever, there was a room temp Iq haku present

>> No.39595884
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39595884

The bird is watching you

>> No.39595891

>>39595884
and im looking at her, cock in hand beating it so hard, i drew blood

>> No.39595892

>>39595884
fuck, she's so erotic.

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>>39595884
The bird is studying you

>> No.39595896

>>39595884
snow owl has one of my favorite bird looks

>> No.39595901

Say I'm doing battle with a monster and my glasses get knocked off. What does she do while I'm scrambling around on the ground saying I can't see without my glasses

>> No.39595902

>>39595894
And the jub is propositioning me.
Truly the tripality of birb

>> No.39595908
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>>39595902
anon will be jubbed.

>> No.39595911

>>39595894
she'll just learn that i am tard

>> No.39595913

>>39595901
>*CRUNCH*
>Oh no I'm sorry! Anyway, I think we should have sex.

>> No.39595921

>>39595901
depends on how blind you are and then things get "hands on"

>> No.39595928

>>39595735
nah dont pump in the aphrodisiac gas right away.
game show takes place over the course of two weeks inside of a mansion, prize money starts at $100 for surviving the first day and then doubles for every consecutive day that anon survives, also being multiplied by 10 on the final day instead.
on midnight every day anon has the choice to either tap out and take the current money or risk it all and survive another day.
anon has eight safe hours to sleep where the door to his room is locked and all magic that may allow hags to enter his room is rendered inert.
the mansion starts with three monster hags in it and every other odd numbered day has an additional hag added.
on even numbered days anon will need to perform house maintenance in areas the hags frequent, amount of maintenance required increasing every day.
on the 10th day the aphrodisiac gas starts getting pumped into the vents, increasing in intensity with every day.
on the 12 day a old youkai is put into the mansion.
on the 14th day a thirsty old youkai specifically selected for anon's interests is put into the mansion.

if anon can survive to this point they have a choice:
take the money and run.
OR
begin the ultimate test of endurance: survive a 15th day in the mansion alone except for the special select youkai with the aphrodisiac gas set to maximum.
the old youkai has been given way too much coffee.
the old youkai loses all magic.
masturbation counts as a fail state.
for the last half hour before midnight the old youkai will know anon's position.
for the last three minutes the aphrodisiac gas is made unbearably thick in concentration.
the anon will need to use his knowledge of the mansion from maitenance days to avoid the old youkai for 16 hours
but if anon survives this day he gets to marry the old youkai and is blessed with longevity so they both see each other to the end of their days.
if the anon fails the old youkai gets to do whatever she wants to anon for a week before disappearing from society forever without taking anon with, anon's ability to orgasm has been disabled by magic.

>> No.39595929
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>>39586222
Your final boss battle is an elite hardcore Harpy. Forget all the mechanics and meta that you are used to or have mastered throughout the game. For the final mission is aerial combat gameplay with none of the previous mechanics and gameplay applying for this final level.

>"Ain't no borders or nations up here buddy. Time to wipe the slate clean!"

t.Harpy Final Boss

>> No.39595943
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>>39586222

>> No.39595949

>39595928
Not reading your autism

>> No.39595957

>>39595943
>red anon
Fuck off /monster/nigger.

>> No.39595960

>>39595949
we both know damn well you dont have anything better to do.
now read.

>> No.39595965

>>39595928
im bringing my gas mask for "medical reasons"

>> No.39595966

>>39595894
what books is she guarding?

>> No.39595981

>>39595966
Tomes of ancient knowledge....or Tengu poetry, I forget which.

>> No.39595986

>>39595981
>tomes of ancient knowledge
fancy way of saying old ass porno books

>> No.39595996

>>39595966
mostly just nerd stuff and a really embarrassing personal diary

>> No.39596003

>>39595986
Please, porn is simply smut created in the modern era.
These are smut created in ye olden days, thus making them cultured artistic artefacts.

>> No.39596012

>>39596003
imma so gonna bully her for having that much porn

>> No.39596013

Everyone gangsta or be a crusadin' Orderite until the moment the Harpies do this:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewf-8rx9_uQ

>> No.39596021

still, fuck off. go back to your shit thread

>> No.39596029

>>39596021
Its not in the catalog over there so it probably died, had to look.

>>39596012
Anon please, its not just hers, its the whole temple's!
She would never go out of her way to pester the tanuki merchant about any rare books she's come across that contain detailed depictions of the act of love with lovingly detailed illustrations.
That would be silly

>> No.39596033

>>39596029
Im going to ask that raccon about that as well gonna do all th lewds things in those old ass pornos, damn creepy hag birb

>> No.39596047

what do when a hag flashed you?

>> No.39596055

>>39596047
Tell her to be gone thot

>> No.39596062

>>39596055
nah, imma just go up to her ask if shes feeling cold, then offer her my jacket

>> No.39596065

>>39595928
That’s such a sad ending. Poor anon lasts that long and doesn’t get the old yokai hag? Surely this will spawn complaints from Mamano watchers everywhere

>> No.39596077

>>39596047
>"Hmm a little saggy, no thank you"
She will then just let you go and find a younger woman.
What? She grabbed your wrist with extreme pressure?

>> No.39596083

>>39596065
its anon's punishment for failing, its all or nothing.
he could have tapped out and tried to buy the old youkai hag's heart with the prize money before she decided to go back to the wilderness (there is a follow up episode beofre the next contestant enters the mansion)
but sometimes you just gotta take a risk for a guarantee.

>> No.39596096

>>39596083
But surely even an old cruel yokai wouldn’t simply return without someone who she had done as she wished with him. Perhaps she would be extra devious and decide to bring him with her to do evil deeds to him and totally not finally reach the end of her lonely love starved isolation with her new loving husband

>> No.39596098

>>39596047
not a creeping coin? don't care

>> No.39596114

>>39596096
perhaps she would go against the rules of the gameshow.
but she when her current human dies she wont be allowed to participate again due to breaking the rules!

>> No.39596115

>>39596047
I've always got my phone ready for prime bush fap material

>> No.39596125

>>39596114
>His lifespan isn’t linked to hers
Dumb

>> No.39596147

>>39596125
in the vein of MGE, that happens, he just want sad, let the sadboy be sad alone

>> No.39596150

>>39596125
hate to break it to you anon but almost all of the yokai capable of extending mortal lifespans are in on the show.
they snatch up the early losers as weak willed slaves that bend to their every command.

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>>39595411
>>39595424
Yes, my wife, and her tea is made with love, thank you very much.

>> No.39596181

>>39595928
i do not care for money, im impreganting every hag I can get my hanfds on that show

>> No.39596217

>>39596047
Cover my eyes and pray the ringing in my ears goes away in time for me to escape the tactical hag-squad

>> No.39596223
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>>39594337
My jub jub wife isn't evil she's just, really REALLY horny.

>> No.39596227

>>39596047
First, I by a carton of eggs

>> No.39596234
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39596234

>"So you and your sisters, mother and father rule as dictators? Absolute Monarchs?"

"We prefer 'autocrats'. Our mother, the Demon Lord Lilith. Will rule as chief executive. She won't answer to a board of directors or any other entity save for our father. Nothing to impede progress. If you want to see the fate of democracies and 'republics', look at the typical human lands and mortal realms."

>"What's to keep you, your mother and father and other Lilim sisters from abusing your powers?"

"Our judgement. We have no interest in abusing others, just as we have no interest in legislating or otherwise dictating what people do in their private times. Nor do we have any interest in being worshipped as some kind of new gods of a Chaos Pantheon or a Demonic Imperium. We are impervious to such vapid human assumptions and ambitions. But autocracy? Firm control in the hands of a loving, caring and sexy monstergirl visionaries? Yes, that this world and potentially other alternate worlds will have..."

>> No.39596239

fucking bitch, cant you fuck off already. FUcking Homosexual hasnt been given the shaft

>> No.39596320
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39596320

I want to be forced taste the creamy, sweet milk of a Jabberwock

>> No.39596367

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, what restauraunts does your waifus like to go to?
A pizza joint? Bar? Maybe a nice steakhouse?
All I know is I'd enjoy taking mine to a nice, local chinese restaurant for a good lunch...although I also think I'd end up with a hinezumi due to the amount I go there when I get PTO.

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>>39596367
Meiya really loves italian food! despite wonderland food being spiked with many different aphrodisiacs, i think the italian restaurants in wonderland are great.

>> No.39596381

>>39596367
It was a simple date at a sushi bar, entirely on a whim, when I decided I wanted to be with her till the end.

>> No.39596382

>>39596374
Skettie too strong.

>>39596381
Sushi is always good, especially when freshly made.

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>>39596382
it's really hard to clean out spaghetti stains from satin clothing. last time she ever cooks spaghettis without me helping, that's for sure.
but it was fun licking it off her cleavage.

>> No.39596489
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39596489

>>39596047
beastwomen letting loose (gone wild)
i gotta feel like it's mostly raiju

>> No.39596503

>>39596320
An exotic monster milk dairy would take a good chunk of my income

>> No.39596515

>>39596489
That's a cute hat

>> No.39596529
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39596529

>>39596367
She likes bakeries, cafes, and in an unexpected twist, coffee shops. Also a big fan of places where they cook right in front of you. Dinner and a show is always nice.

>> No.39596530

Go fiddling with any cocks around here and you and I are going to have a real. Big... Party.

>> No.39596612

>>39595779
>>39595866
>Haghunter becomes wildly popular and successful spinoff
>the especially thrilling episodes are the ones where you cant tell who's the hunter and who's the hunted
>entire books are written to analyze the phenomenon, implications, winning strats, etc
a show to rival space cowboy

>> No.39596624

>>39596612
Space cowboy never recovered its ratings after the lead had that debilitating riding accident

>> No.39596698

>>39596612
>one of the most controversial episodes had a haghunter send his raped and mindbroken quarry back into the group pretending to be fine only for them to split the group up and lead unwary targets into traps for him to pick off
>the ratings still doubled after that episode

>> No.39596902
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39596902

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'til they got a hold of me
I'd open doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers, they can't be seen
With me and I'm gettin' real shot down and I'm feelin' mean
No More Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister clean...
No More Mister Nice Guy They say he's sick, he's obscene...

>> No.39596952

>>39596902
Is that a fucking c section scar

>> No.39596991

>>39596902
I really hate that style of drawing nipples. Instant boner killer

>> No.39597004
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39597004

>>39596952
I believe it is anon.

>> No.39597067
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39597067

>Yes, you are the descendant of an ancient sacred bloodline
>Which one is it?
>Doesn't matter, I need to ensure the continuance of your line by any means possible

>> No.39597158

>>39597004
That image scared me for a second there, but it's just a bone with a bit of meat on it

>> No.39597159

>>39597004
What is she holding?

>> No.39597200

I want to hang my long, veiny, and un-erect cock over bapho-chan's shoulder and watch as strands of my pube hair scramble around the back-side of her head while i softly hold the other side her face with my big grizzly man-hand as pre-pre-cum drips across her naked little girl chest.

>> No.39597202
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>>39597159
One of those meaty bones.

>> No.39597207

>>39597202
I thought it was something else
thank god i was wrong

>> No.39597221

>>39596529
That's a very stylish mushroom.
We need more fashionable monsters.

>>39597067
>Angel's mission is to ensure your bloodline goes on
>What her superior meant is that she needs to get you a human wife
>What she willingly misunderstood is that you are to impregnate her
I hope her archangel boss won't be too upset when she comes back to heaven pregnant with twins.

>> No.39597222

>>39597202
Happy focks

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>>39597222

>> No.39597295

>>39596503
Which is why I would sell it

>> No.39597299

>>39597261
Foxes sure love their meat, not as much as Wendigos but still.

>> No.39597423
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>>39597299
Very hungry wendis

>> No.39597433
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39597433

There's a new sheriff in town.

>> No.39597514
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39597514

Is it true that giant rats make all of the rules?

>> No.39597613

>>39597433
>>39597514
Sheriff Marshmallow Cat vs the Giant Rat Who Makes All the Rules!

>> No.39597673

>>39596991
What about inverted nipples?

>> No.39597724

>>39597514
Giant rats are bullies and criminals.
I pity any man who unknowingly stumbles into one of their headquarters.

>> No.39597894

Clown fairies are funny.

>> No.39598063
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39598063

>Day 38
>Pleasant weather lately, a welcome change from the earlier snows
>The clan leader has been getting... touchy
>The youngster who speaks a bit of my tongue has repeatedly assured me that this is simply a respectful greeting.
>That should put me at ease, but...
>There's just something odd in her expression whenever she does this.

>> No.39598091

>>39598063
I could get lost in those milkers.

>> No.39598136

>>39598063
Time to give the small one another sibling

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>A trio of cursed weapons blocks your path

>> No.39598190

>>39598172
Sword is best girl as usual.
Where is her shield sister though?

>> No.39598214

What biome should I generate my world with shog corruption or kiki crimson?

>> No.39598226

>>39598214
kiki corruption

>> No.39598279

>>39598063
Just a subtle reminder that if she was to bear his children, they wouldn't go hungry.

>> No.39598407

>>39598214
Go with the shog corruption, it's a classic.
Sure, it's a bit harder to traverse and the shog holes are really annoying to get out of, but tit's still way better.
Also, wurm boss is best boss.

>> No.39598426

>>39598214
>Exasperated dryad has to deal with a shog and a kiki trying to corrupt her lands just to get the hero to become their husband.

>> No.39598491
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marry foxes

>> No.39598504

>>39598491
Only the ones who can turn into mofu balls.

>> No.39598512
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>>39598491
Marry elves

>> No.39598522
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>>39598512
Marry spiders

>> No.39598534

>>39598491
but foxes are mean

>> No.39598537
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>>39598522
Marry onis

>> No.39598582

>>39598534
did you get teased by the local kitsune anon?

>> No.39598588
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>>39598534
nonsense, they are one of the most trustworthy mgs out there

>> No.39598608
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>>39598491
Marry lolis(hags)

>> No.39598797

>>39598491
Hello, my name is Anonymous and I'm a recovering mofuholic.

>> No.39598875
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39598875

>>39598797
You can stop whenever you feel like it, just like Ms. Vixen and stop drinking fancy human sugar drinks whenever she wants.

>> No.39598913
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>>39598797
Recovering?

>> No.39598927

>>39598797
you cant hide forever anon. you WILL touch the fluff!

>> No.39598964

>>39598512
>Anon has read countless elf rape doujins
>Decides to finally take his chance
>Moves to the elf kingdom
>Finds the meatiest elf dressed the most lightly
>Tries to rape her
>She slaps him and calls him rude
>Says he can come over to her place to arrange a marriage and then they'll move over to the bedroom

>> No.39598995
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>>39598797
>recovering
Oh you were sick you poor thing, why don't you pet these soft, fluffy tails until you feel all better?

>> No.39599253

>>39598797
I wonder what other kind of "addiction" help groups there would be.
>Hi, my name is anon, I'm addicted to undeads.

>> No.39599324
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Do not trust elves

>> No.39599444

>>39599324
I trust an elf as far as I can *pomf* her

>> No.39599477

>>39599324
Trust? No, I thrust in elves

>> No.39599505

>>39599324
You can trust dark elves, when they say something, they are telling the absolute truth.
Just the other day one told me "I'm gonna enjoy making you my love toy" and what do you know? She enjoyed making me into her love toy.

>> No.39599513

>>39599324
If an elf invites you over to celebrate some traditional ceremony, run away.
It's either a way to trick you into marriage or worse, she'll make you act like her boyfriend in front of the entire village because she's 1025 years old and still a virgin.

>> No.39599561

>>39599513
>she'll make you act like her boyfriend in front of the entire village because she's 1025 years old and still a virgin.
If she tries to do that I'm gonna make up stories about all the kinky shit she wants me to do to her.
And then it turns out it's all true.

>> No.39599577

>>39599324
do not let me see old elves, or I'll turn rabid

>> No.39599716

>>39598797
>Mofu Addicts Anonymous is down the hall
>this is the hag lovers anonymous room

>> No.39599739

>>39599324
Why not?

>> No.39599748
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39599748

Good afternoon I love Jinkos

>> No.39599770
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>>39599716
There is a lot of overlap there

>> No.39599802

>>39599716
>>39599770
Imagine being addicted to both mofu and hags.

>> No.39599839

>>39599770
>tfw no ran momster
I just wanna be taught what is sex and what is tat weird liquid that come out my pp by her

>> No.39599864

>>39599802
mofu addiction will naturally lead to a hag addiction because for every hundred years a kitsune lives they gain another tail (up to nine, if im correct)
thus meaning the hagsunes have more floof than hebesunes or regular adultsunes.

>> No.39599874
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>>39599802
Haha, yeah, wouldn't be me

>> No.39600045

>>39599864
FUCK, FOXES TOO OP< PLEASE DONT NERF< LEMMME AT EM!

>> No.39600215
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39600215

post creepy monsters like so

>> No.39600362
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>>39600215

>> No.39600381
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>>39600215
Behold! The terror that flaps in the night! The noun that verbs the other noun!

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>>39600362
i just love noss's squiggly line of a mouth. I wish more creepy monsters had something simliar, also got a draw a wock in the that reverse bunnty suit
>>39600381
Ah yes I feel the cutest dorks

>> No.39600725

I LOVE HECKHOUNDS!

>> No.39600841
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39600841

Ushis have been known to hunt in packs.

>> No.39600867
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39600867

>>39600725
Wan!

>> No.39600900
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>>39600725
How could love them look at how evil they are

>> No.39600929

>>39600725
French one to prove it

>> No.39600930

Elves,foxes and nig nog dogs seems to dominate here

>> No.39600949

>>39600725
>HECKHOUNDS
Oh, so now I'm not allowed to call them hellhounds anymore?
PC culture as taken it too far. I wish those demon extremists would stop pushing their agenda.
Political discourse in MGC must be pretty wild.

>> No.39600957
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>>39599770
Indeed.

>> No.39600965

>>39600930
People like them and they are easy to make jokes about.

>> No.39600967
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>>39600725
Mattaku...

>> No.39600976

>>39600930
>diet monster girl for people still trying to get into it
>endless smug, endless floof
>for people who like em rough
seems pretty logical to me.

>> No.39601070

>>39600957
gappy likes you, now say goodbye before you get gapped away

>> No.39601072
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39601072

>>39600957
I want to clap the gap

>> No.39601124

>>39600976
>diet monster girls
Lol, lmao elves don't diet, they proudly say they're vegetarian while they stuff their faces with veggie hamburgers and pizzas and frieswhile they guzzle down diet coke

>> No.39601194

>>39600930
It is natural for some things to be more popular

>> No.39601227

>>39600930
The first two are just forced memes. Nobody actually likes elves and foxes.

>> No.39601269

Gap hags are not monstergirls. Go back to your own dead threads.
Take your possessed fox carcass with you.

>> No.39601272
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39601272

>>39601227
i like elves and foxes for i love hags

>> No.39601276

>>39601227
How to tell that someone is upset their niche waifu isn't posted more

>> No.39601291
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39601291

>>39601227
True, I don't like elves. I love them.

>> No.39601313

>>39601272
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Look at her face!

>> No.39601314

>>39601291
didnt know there was a such as an elven holst?

>> No.39601321

Grant upon me the greatest hag milkers you have.

>> No.39601341
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39601341

>>39601321
but can you handle them, that is the question

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>>39601321

>> No.39601354
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39601354

>>39601321
Have a cow hag.

>> No.39601356

>>39601227
but i loves elves

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39601362

>>39586222

>> No.39601377
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39601377

>>39601321
bluberry hag

>> No.39601390
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39601390

I dont get it

>> No.39601410

>>39601341
>>39601352
>>39601354
>>39601377
There truly is no way I couldve won against hags, is there?

>> No.39601416

>>39601194
I am just glad my "hated" niche waifu is actually quite popular.

>> No.39601432
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39601432

>>39598588
UOHHHHHH WISESPEAK'S TAMAMO EROTIC
>>39601227
Silence, heathen, foxes are great.

>> No.39601450
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39601450

>>39601410
nope, especaily when either they got the cow or nun perks or both

>> No.39601453

>>39601410
nope.
much less hag yokai and similar hags of myhtical status.
not only would you have blubbery milkers to fight against, but living for hundreds (possibly thousands) of years allows them to build up quite the arrangement of tricks to beat you with.

>> No.39601470 [SPOILER] 
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39601470

>>39601453
Literally all you have to do is this

>> No.39601505

>>39601453
yeah, but remember they are very weak to cute lovey dovey stuff, like confessing to them, taking them in dates, sleeping in the same bed, waking up and talking about what you dreamnt about and stuff like that
also Ive never seen a shirohebi hag

>> No.39601522
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39601522

>>39601470
All of her plans gone in a flash.

>> No.39601552

>>39601470
>>39601505
but anons you fail to see the problem:
thats exactly what they want, its just another one of their tricks over you.
one minute you are confessing your love, the next they have you right where they want: in bed! (with them)

>> No.39601568

>>39601552
thats where your youth can shine throught and show them how dangerous the endless stamina of a young man is to an old lady like her

>> No.39601570

>>39601552
But that's where i want to have them too

Hags are defeated by leaning into their ear and whispering your need to have kids

>> No.39601591

>>39601570
And then all those years of saving eggs will come back to bite her.

>> No.39601632

>>39601432
>foxes are whores
ftfy. I can count on one finger the number of faithful foxes

>> No.39601644

>>39601591
remember to molest their pudge to make that effect even worse

>> No.39601649

>>39601591
They get pregnant with octuplets at the very least on their first pregnancy

>> No.39601667

>>39601649
I will bully and grope her for months on end while she is incapacitated

>> No.39601668

>>39601568
be wary anon, while that works for regular hags we are talking about yokai (and other hags of similar mythical status)
who knows what spells they might have up their sleeves to turn the tables.
you think you almost have them exhausted but next thing you know they move their hand a funny way and then you feel a little more tired while they are rejuvenated.
>>39601570
perhaps you could win over them like that, but still be cautious, they have had far more time to plan for something like this than you.
EXPECIALLY if its a foxhag. they are so slippery that even when the kits grow up you might get stuck pampering her til death with your now-linked-to-hers lifespan.

>> No.39601687

>>39601668
Sounds like heaven

>> No.39601785 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.39601802

>>39601668
Thats why you dont stop to let them think, dummy. Just keep pounding away untill she stops thinking
>>39601785
If she was a bogie, now that would be scary

>> No.39601827

>>39601072
My wife!

>> No.39601829

>>39601802
Has it really been two years since I selflessly started the crusade against evil and untrustworthy foxes?

>> No.39601840

What do elves smell like?

>> No.39601842

>>39601840
tree

>> No.39601866

>>39601840
grandma

>> No.39601922

I couldn't imagine a worse fate than ending up with an elf.
It's so incredibly boring. At least a human girl could monsterize into something better, but elves are a dead end.
>Plain
Nothing interesting about them. The ears are still fleshy and teasing them will get boring
>Old
They talk in a stupid manner, do not understand technology, and smell bad
>Haughty
As fun as it would be to break them, that sort of attitude wouldn't go away. Being with an elf would be exhausting either from their overbearing bossiness, or from the energy expended to keep them in check.

tl;dr Elves are awful girls. Not worth giving them the time of day

>> No.39601946

>>39601922
make em a cow

>> No.39601963
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>>39601922
t. jealous non elf

>> No.39601980
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39601980

>>39601922

>> No.39601986

>>39601946
Even worse. Now the bitch thinks she's my mom, and also thinks I'm into insest.
>>39601963
Yeah, maybe it would be more bearable if I were an Elf (male), so she's stop being such a cunt about
>muh longevity
>muh mayflies
Can elves even read? Or did they never consider developing a written language, because they live longer than books would last (and never expand beyond their stinking tree villages)

>> No.39601993

>>39601785
God, I wish that series had monster girls and reverse rape.

>> No.39602000

39601986
fucking homosexaul

>> No.39602012

>>39601922
They make me hard, so i don't care. My kid is gonna have pointed ears

>> No.39602026

>>39602012
>My kid is gonna have pointed ears
Even a Succ can provide that much, and at least they know how to treat a man.

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>>39601321

>> No.39602035
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39602035

im just post cow

>> No.39602045

>>39602033
He said milkers not mosquito bites

>> No.39602057

>>39601922
But i don't want a human who turns into whatever freak show...i want a elf and i want to make tons of cute elf childen with her

>> No.39602063
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39602063

>>39602035

>> No.39602077
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39602077

>>39602045
Read anons request. The best hags are lolibabas, so consequently the best hag milkers are the DFC

>> No.39602083

>>39602057
>i want a elf
GOOD MORNING, TREE-XIRS

>> No.39602084
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39602084

>>39602063
Holsts are so based that they are considered an upgrade on all other races

>> No.39602085

>>39602077
no, they diet lolis, so they shit!

>> No.39602113 [SPOILER] 
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39602113

Fuck it. Sabbath Time

>> No.39602116
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39602116

>>39602084
and are so kind to give their talent to any monster who asks

>> No.39602123

How do I get over my undead addiction?

>> No.39602130
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39602130

>>39602113
uoooooooooooooh

>> No.39602133

>>39602123
stop digging up zombies for one and move away from the undead distict

>> No.39602140

>>39602083
Was?könnten sie das bitter auf deutsch sagen?

>> No.39602144

>>39602133
But anon, there's a million dead girls to love and you can switch their parts and everything

>> No.39602160

>>39602144
>you can switch their parts and everything
You are now imagining build-a-bear but with undead/robot girls.

>> No.39602168

>>39602133
But The lich down the street pays really well for every new zombie I dig up and I can't afford anywhere else. The rent here is to die for.

>> No.39602176

>>39602160
That's basically what happened in>>39586545
>>39602168
Killer rates?

>> No.39602183

>>39602160
Lich-sans undead emperoium, where you can find fromt the haughtiest wight to the most basic mobfaced zombie
>>39602168
memekot spawn begone

>> No.39602186
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39602186

>>39602130
Petite girls with magical powers!
Wisdom beyond their years, yet an intense purity of spirit!
Cute outfits for seducing men!

>> No.39602205

>>39601470
what the fuck anon this is a blueboard

>> No.39602213

>>39602113
God, little girls turn me on, I wish lolis were real

>> No.39602239

dark mage wight that is a magaical girl yet is OOOOO years old

>> No.39602255
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>>39602213
me too, anon. Me too...

>> No.39602263
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>>39602213
Impossible in real life.
Immoral and illegal to attempt an approximation.
It's not simply the youth, but that they will never grow old in body, despite being fully of sound mind and reason.
They will never become wrinkled and bitter.

>> No.39602274

>>39602213
>>39602255
>>39602263
ogey

>> No.39602286

Absolute state of Sabbathfags

>> No.39602296

>>39602286
Great, right?

>> No.39602301
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39602301

>>39602255
I WILL make loli liches real.

>> No.39602319
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39602319

>>39602186
ToT

>> No.39602320

>>39602286
i know right, imagine wanting a wife whose older that you but hate the things that make what make mature ladies so damn good

>> No.39602354

>>39602320
>mature ladies so damn good
their flat chests and ageless wisdom in a young and cute body?

>> No.39602358

>>39595570
>The Widowmaker
what an unfortunate name for a waifu-sword.

>> No.39602363
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39602363

>>39602286
An organization dedicated to the overwhelming power of cuteness, and it's ability to better people's lives.

>> No.39602376

>>39602354
i feel bad for you my fren. its like god dealt you a bad hand

>> No.39602401

>>39602376
Sounds like you have unresolved mommy issues. A bit of an Oedipus complex? Can't get it up unless suckling at a hag twice your size and thrice your age?

That milk has spoiled, you know.

>> No.39602403

>>39597673
Those are great in 2d, even if they don't look that good irl.

>> No.39602417

>>39602401
nah, just always wanted to be able to sleep on top of my wife while my dick is inside her

>> No.39602443

>>39602403
i wanna be able to play with some inverted monster nips

>> No.39602463

>>39602417
>loli as a pillow
>loli to my left, loli to my right
>loli draped over my feet
And still room on the bed for five more lolis. How can hags even compete?

>> No.39602473

>>39602463
why need all that when you just need one hag and another on top

>> No.39602483
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39602483

>Greilia Sabbath has come up with spells not just for physical healing but mental healing as well
>They take a holistic approach to wellness that uses the full range of clinically tested techniques
>Including lots of cuddles and caring words
>You are worth it

>> No.39602484

>>39602473
Smells less like sweat and shame. Just the sweet fragrance of honey

>> No.39602491

>>39602484
>shame
projecting much?

>> No.39602495

Shortstack thighs save lives.

>> No.39602504

>>39602495
prove it

>> No.39602506

gaining a gambling addiction because of creeping coin casinos

>> No.39602508
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39602508

>>39602495
More like
>Go on a diet, fatty
Get balanced and reasonable proportions.

>> No.39602510

>>39602483
still hope the uwaaabomber sends them a package

>> No.39602513
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39602513

>She got excellent grades throughout school
>She got into the prestigious academy
>She passed with several high grade degrees
>She got the well paying office job and rose quickly through the ranks
>She got the nice house
>She still doesn't have a husband

>> No.39602529

>>39602504
Shortstack wyvern thighs can keep you secure as she flies you down from a burning building.
Truly a wonderous thing!

>>39602508
>T. Seething, multi-eyed lanklet.

>> No.39602537
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>>39602510
I certainly hope you butthurt incels got the jab. Stay mad.

>> No.39602542

>>39602513
am gonna be the delinquent who bullies his way into her life and makes her smile even if I have to talk my two fingers and push up the corners of her mouth to do so

>> No.39602566
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39602566

>>39602513
I can fix her

>> No.39602577

>>39602566
you mean make her worse?

>> No.39602591

>>39602510
>hospital gets mana bombed
>entire ward megamorphed
>cake also included in package

>> No.39602636

>>39602483
Imagine showing Grelia Sabbath the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, or any mamano really.

>> No.39602666
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39602666

>>39586222

>> No.39602671
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39602671

I want to squish a baphomet's tummy!!!!!!

>> No.39602685

>hags are for teasing and getting rape-corrected
>lolis are for being teased and rape-correcting
I want both!

>> No.39602689

>>39602513
I want to frustrate her by using the C's get degrees approach to school

>> No.39602710
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>>39602636
I imagine Greilia is something of a revolutionary in health and wellness. She'd see such barbaric acts as part of a bygone era. In MGE world, she helped put an end to such dark times.

What would really trouble her is the modern day challenges and failings of healthcare in our world. Of course, that would probably motivate her to do something about it.

>> No.39602738
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39602738

>>39602671
If you touch the tum tum, there is no turning back

>> No.39602751
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39602751

>tfw have “mature” waifu who goes loli sometimes
Enemy to all.

>> No.39602773

Ogey

>> No.39602779
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39602779

>>39602751
Okay sure that's fine
But dare ye go shota?

>> No.39602789

>>39602779
I would definitely do that

>> No.39602798

>>39602751
>get dark mage wife
>regularly uses megamorph and pedomorph on herself
>still not sure what her "regular" form is

>> No.39602804

>>39602738
kc does great belly

>> No.39602813

>>39602779
Nah, not my thing.

>> No.39602851

>>39602751
I've had dreams of Dolls and Dragons doing just that.

>> No.39602930

I wanna go to wonderland as a shota

>> No.39602956
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39602956

POV:
>You are a smelly old hag that cannot keep up with the power of youth
>And your saggy tits keep putting too much strain on your brittle bones

>> No.39602967
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39602967

Little girl erotic!!

>> No.39602978
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39602978

Lolis (genuine)

>> No.39603005
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39603005

>>39602978
The Sabbath of the Undead welcomes all.

>> No.39603009

Lol li

>> No.39603013
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39603013

>>39586222
>Automaton momster says it's bedtime

>> No.39603022

>>39603013
But I need a glass of warm milk

>> No.39603057

>>39602978
makes me think of ebay

>> No.39603061

Pedo hours

>> No.39603065

>>39602930
>Small Cheshire gives you a tour of wonderland
>She introduces you to plenty of tall big breasted beauties
>They all look lonely, horny and slightly unhinged
>You know you're getting kidnapped as soon as the Cheshire stops looking after you

>> No.39603080

>>39603065
>cute loli chesh
>stolen away from her
i hate bad ends.

>> No.39603085

>>39602738
bapho tums are fantastic.

>> No.39603093

>>39603065
i would just ditch her the momment I saw those galls

>> No.39603098

>>39603013
Alchemist is not a "mommy" though

>> No.39603109

>>39603080
>imagine not fucking that chesh then complaining like the tard you are

>> No.39603133
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39603133

>>39603061
The best kind of hours. I want to chokefuck a redcap!

>> No.39603143
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39603143

>>39603013
Nice

>> No.39603151
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>> No.39603153

>>39603133
perfection
>profile says after fucking she turns into a sweet little girl
KC ruins everything

>> No.39603154

>>39603093
>momment
Freudian slip

>> No.39603167

>>39603153
She'll murder-rape you again if you forget to fuck her regularly
Regularly can be more often than you might think.

>> No.39603168 [DELETED] 

>>39603133
i wanna be a massive fat hag of a redcap while stuck in the abandoned slaughterhouse

>> No.39603207

>>39603133
i wanna be chased around by a massive fat hag of a redcap while stuck in the abandoned slaughterhouse
this is why you sleep as much as you can, or you'll alp

>> No.39603219

>>39603154
why yes, I do want a momster. How could you tell?

>> No.39603249

>>39603143
i want to be mandhandled and treated like the cute little pet that my wife shows off to her freinds

>> No.39603260
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39603260

>>39603249

>> No.39603294

>>39603260
Nobody ever likes the unpopular girls.

>> No.39603315

>>39603005
The only thing scarier than large horrifying monsters is creepy little girls.
Unead Sabbath is way too spooky.

>> No.39603325 [SPOILER] 
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39603325

>>39603315
DON'T SPOOPY
OPEN INSIDE

>> No.39603355

>>39603168
>>39603207
Putting the fag in hagfag, truly pitiful.
Also redcaps are inherently small since they're goblins. It's all in the profile.

>> No.39603370

>>39603355
i accept my label for that bit, but what monster kinda fits that leatherface type of monster

>> No.39603387
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39603387

>>39603315
I see.

>> No.39603400

>>39603387
There is something in the water.

>> No.39603406
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>>39586222

>> No.39603421

>>39603406
imagin having a zombie oneesan that looks out for you

>> No.39603474 [SPOILER] 
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flat cow

>> No.39603484

>>39603474
Would milk

>> No.39603493

>>39603474
Any cow whose cup size is in the first half of the alphabet should be considered flat.
Yes, even the L cups.

>> No.39603520

>>39603474
Losenis stuff is always great.
Wished they would do some impregnation stuff, but a man can only dream.

>> No.39603547

>>39603493
i agree and they need to have meaty inverted nipples as well

>> No.39603560

>>39603547
And be extremely fertile

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>> No.39603572

>>39603560
thats a given

>> No.39603578

>>39603572
Anon I dont think you understand.

>> No.39603584

>>39603578
the meatier the monster, the kids they can have at once, my jabberwock teacher taught me this

>> No.39603590

>>39603562
Foxes in swimsuits are unfair.
They can't even swim without their mofu getting ruined, they only dress like that to attract a breeding mate.

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>>39603590
say ehat?

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>>39602113
Based

>> No.39603632

>>39603626
damn bitch, you live like this?

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>>39603590
>Foxes
That's a horse.

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Hags deserve as much “uoooooh”ing as lolis do

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>>39603677
You can't fool me. That is the tail of a fox. Those are the ears of a fox.

This is why I detest foxes. They cannot be trusted. They know this fact so well that they actively try and pretend to be different, better types of girls just to trick you.
Thou shalt not besmirch the reputation of the noble horse.

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>>39603696
You'll need to post some hags worth uooooohing over then
Observe

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>>39586222
>Living a comfortable life in Zipangu with a human wife

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>>39603590
But i sure as hell love it anyways

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>>39603696
>>39603731
uEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97928223
oh bother, the nuns have gone feral again

>> No.39603795

>>39603785
holy shit, gotta run before they steal my cum

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>>39603780
We get our plump hags, you get your FBI watchlist, everyone's happy, no?

>> No.39603814

>>39603785
remeber to bunnyhop to go faster than intended before the feral nuns catch up. Also any monster nun that stay unfucked could at any tume turn feral, so be careful

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>>39603780
>bapho being smug
she isn't even best sabbath girl

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>>39603818
yes, this is true best sabbath girl

>> No.39603832

>>39603809
big dog

>> No.39603859

Sabbath girls are cute and all, but I can't say I'm sexually attracted to them. Too adorable.

>> No.39603860

>>39603825
Is she truly innocent, or does she get super lewd in her sleep?
We may never know.

>> No.39603882

>>39603860
she's the kind of girl thacan't fall asleep at night because the person she likes said hi to her

>> No.39603903

>>39603882
She's narcoleptic. She can fall asleep no matter what

>> No.39603907

>>39603809
imma make so many litters with this hag

>> No.39603927

>>39603907
If you say that where she can hear you her tail's gonna whack into the furniture

>> No.39603953

>>39603927
and? Im going to bend over every bit of that and bang her brains out as I cum mines out into her

>> No.39603968

>>39603859
>Too adorable
No such thing, you will dick your adopted daughteru while she sits on your lap and munches on her Happy Meal

>> No.39604010

>>39603859
So-called "sexual attraction" is a trap. I'm warry of anything that causes an immediate lustful reaction. I'd much rather cherish the cute things that give me peace of mind.

Not everything needs to relate to "that".

>> No.39604061

>>39603859
if one gets into my house it's only a matter of time until one of us gets raped

>> No.39604144

>>39604061
Just take it easy, and don't let her borrow your kitchen or sleep in your bed.

>> No.39604153

>>39598588
>>39601432
cute jackal

>> No.39604166

>>39603968
Cute and why lolis are the best.

>> No.39604175

if you're going to post boats at least post the monstergirl-y ones

>> No.39604193

>>39604175
Bruh, this thread posts ELVES non-stop. /mgt/ is dead.

>> No.39604195

>>39603968
I like lolis but I prefer ancient lolibaba. I like to imagine one of my wives is so ancient she has become undead (not a normal undead breed).

>> No.39604206

>>39604175
Nobody is going to post anything now that we're at image limit

>> No.39604214

>>39604193
What's wrong with elves?

>> No.39604228

>>39604214
they aren't real

>> No.39604230

>>39604228
That feel

>> No.39604233

>>39604144
>she's found a stepstool, an apron and cooking utensils
alas, it is too late for me

>> No.39604252

>ywn have a loli wife
>ywn get bullied by a redcap
>ywn cuddle a cait sith

>> No.39604267

>>39604214
Refer to
>>39601922
>>39601986
>>39602026
>>39601124
For starters

>> No.39604281

>>39604267
God i want to get scammed and tricked by elves after they give me elven kids

>> No.39604298

>>39604267
Don't care, I like them ALL.

>> No.39604303

>>39604281
i want to be a prisoner of war that lives a very comfortable life except for occasional ear molestation

>> No.39604323

I do not see the appeal of elves. They are just human women, but older and more annoying.

>> No.39604350

>>39604323
Then don't, we'll take care of seeing the appeal in them, go enjoy whatever you want

>> No.39604358

>>39604323
it's not my first go-to but better than human is a decent baseline.

>> No.39604363

>>39604358
Succubuses are pretty cute if you think about it. So are witches.
Both are basically human.

>> No.39604370

>>39604363
and of course dark mage.

>> No.39604378

>>39604363
Humans don't have wings or a cute tail to nibble on.

>> No.39604405

>>39604363
Succubi have their natural charm in addition to wings, tails, and horns. Now Witches and Dark Mages, they're not really monstrous. At least make her a Lich.

>> No.39604416

>>39604323
it is pretty lame they don't get horns/wings/tail when they corrupt and instead go from elf to elf(monster).
at least you can still mess around with half elves

>> No.39604426

>>39604405
Witches are cute as fuck. I'm already hard thinking about them.

>> No.39604451

>>39604426
striped stockings too powerful

>> No.39604470

>>39604426
Imagine them as Liches.

>> No.39604494

>>39604405
that's fine

>> No.39604639

>sort by bump order: thread is almost off the board (4th last)
>sort by creation date: page 3
>sort by reply count: on the top
>over three times the bump limit
god monstafuckin damn.

>> No.39604671

>>39604639
Make a thread about Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>> No.39604738

what kind of graffiti do you write on gargoyles?

>> No.39604750

>>39604738
Draw an outline of your hand on her buttcheek.

>> No.39604751

>>39604738
Name and address.

>> No.39604764

>>39604738
Little hearts on her cheeks.

An arrow on her belly pointing to her crotch labeled "husband hole."

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