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Suika has a lot of booze and has invited you to get wasted with her. Would you join? And what would happen?

>> No.3949528

I'd only drink a little bit, and then probably go to sleep.

>> No.3949527

Underage drinking is illegal!

>> No.3949535

I'd punch the sun.

>> No.3949541

> Suika has a lot of booze
Is like saying "Reimu has a stick up her ass"; we could have assumed as much without it being said.

>> No.3949567

we'd probably be laughing when all of a sudden she accidentally shoves a horn into the side of my face

>> No.3949570

>>3949521
let her get drunk, I pretend to drink... then get her pregnant >:3

>> No.3949575

Not a heavy drinker. I'll have two or three beers throughout the night and make sure she doesn't fall down a flight of stairs or anything. That's my usual party role.

>> No.3949610
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>>3949541
Let me become that stick!

>> No.3949617

I'm drink a lot, even though I'm really bad with alcohol. I'd probably collapse, or puke on Suika's couch or something.

>> No.3949651

We'd both grow big if you know what i mean.

>> No.3949664

>>3949570
But she's always drunk...

>> No.3949673
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3949673

Gigolo.

>> No.3949674

I would.... probably get one of my stupid drunken ideas, and with Suika there, she sould help me pull it off.


...oh dear god I feel sorry for Gensokyo

>> No.3949684

>>3949521
http://www.spankwire.com/Drunk-Japanese-Girl/video190332/

Beware of 3D (pig disgustingu) women.

>> No.3949704

We'd puke back and forth.

Like I'll puke into her mouth. And then she'll puke it back... into my mouth.... And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same vomit. Forever.

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3949713

Tease her.

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>>3949704

>> No.3949739

>>3949527
She's over a 1000 years old...

>> No.3949755

>>3949713
Anyone got the tsurupettan .gif?

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>> No.3949769

>>3949704
Nicely done.

>> No.3949806

Get high.

>> No.3949816

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASGtEL3aVEM

>> No.3949865

I don't know if I want to get wasted again.

Last time I did, I found myself sleeping at my best friend's house... with his 12 years old sister. No harm was done tho.

>> No.3949875

>>3949865
SCORE

HI-FIVE BRO

>> No.3950062

>>3949521
As she is an Oni, I'd join in on the drinking and end up passing out. After waking up, I'd learn that she intends to kidnap me but then I'd trick her and escape.

>> No.3950990

Getting fucking wasted with an oni sounds awesome.

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>> No.3951020

yes.

thing would be set on fire.

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