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She's not late, is she?

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>> No.39480532

>>39480526
i was drawing a bunny

>> No.39480536

>>39480526
Not yet, but she will be.

>> No.39480548

>>39480526
Better late than never. Besides, I'm sure she has a few ways to keep celebrating easter all through the night

>> No.39480571
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>>39480526

>> No.39480589
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SHOG BOOBA

>> No.39480616

>Dom shog or kiki lady summoning a human boy to have in her mansion so she can finally be a proper maid.

>> No.39480619
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39480619

demons are too high maintenance, getting a normal succubus is only but a logical decision!

>> No.39480634

>>39480619
But demons perform high maintenance.

>> No.39480655
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>>39480619
succ is best, demon is just blueberry flavor succ

>> No.39480658

>>39480526
Its still easter, daughteru creation can commence.

>> No.39480665
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39480665

Tight abs are for making them gravid with litters of babies!

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>> No.39480684
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>>39480673
Haha imagine getting raped and this would be broadcasted on kitsune news

>> No.39480691

>>39480526
Yes, but its ok. She's always welcome.

>> No.39480694
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>>39480616
The Shog is the only answer there, kiki is unworthy

>> No.39480701
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BEEN A WHILE.

>> No.39480710
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>>39480526
Wish easter eggs weren't so expensive lately.

>> No.39480715
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hey all. Hope you guys had a good easter. I got back another commission of my cait sith wife being silly.

>> No.39480722
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>>39480665
>walk up to muscle monster
>slap her abs
>tell her your gonna absolutely destroy these with kids

>> No.39480726
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39480726

Sneky snek

>> No.39480729
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>>39480684
Cute fox

>> No.39480743

>>39480722
The ultimate challenge of a muscle monster, keeping her abs post pregnancy

>> No.39480753

>The Order is in the deepest crisis of its rulership and steals highly heretical demon rituals designed to summon heroes from other worlds.
>Anon, an average gamer that has bought a few plants, started watering them sometimes, and called that gardening in the hopes of surfiving the coming end of the world, is on his yard.
>A blinding light engulfs him. He appears at the atrium of an unknown church.
>"Shit, we failed! The spell just summoned a normal human!"
>"Wait, what is that plant with him? It looks Venomous."
>"Uuh... It´s a potato plant?"
>"What is its purpose?"
>"It grows potatoes so you can eat?"
>"So you say this plant is edible? How do you cultivate it?"
>"You just separate the tubers, bury them in the soil, forget about them for a year, then come back, dig out the tubers, boil them and eat them?
>"That doesn´t sound convincing at all."
>"Here, boil this one and eat it mashed with butter. You guys have butter, right?"
>And so, Anon becomes the Order´s saviour, as his peerless domain over farming has made famines non existant.
>Meanwhile, a Lilim is working day and night to orgainze a Demon Crusade because her Husband Summoning scroll was stolen.

>> No.39480765

>>39480526
Soo... was the game just a scam?

>> No.39480781

>>39480526
>Out of those cream eggs that everyone seems to be buying
>Offers to help you make some cream pies instead

>> No.39480786

>>39480694
A loving dominatrix maid is what I want either way.

>> No.39480803

>>39480743
a losing battle, anon is just going to knock her up again

>> No.39480807

>>39480765
No, the translators hired scammed him.

>> No.39480808
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39480808

>>39480526
luv me sum bun

>> No.39480813

>>39480803
Incorrect, she will have abs after that first pregnancy and can claim a point, they will now move onto the next round to see if he can ruin them this time.

>> No.39480837
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thinking about It, this picture is very /jp/

>> No.39480845

>>39480813
>Muscle wife just recovered from her 10th pregnancy
>Gave birth to quintuplets
>She gets back her rock hard abs by the end of the week
>Challenges her husband to try again to see if he can ruin them
>She’s hoping she gets pregnant with octuplets this time

>> No.39480852

>>39480813
>claim a point
how will they keep score? keep a chart on the fridge?

>> No.39480853
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>>39480532
>bunny
fun fact the original english word for bunny was actually cunny

>> No.39480854

>>39480845
Exactly.
And they say those muscle monsters don't train their brains.
Clever girls they are,

Gonna have a Mino or Jinko laughing about the brood she has and how she's kept her abs.

>> No.39480859

>>39480852
Yes, Anon gets a point for every time she comes out of the pregnancy without her rock hard abs.
She has one for every time she comes out with them.
First person to three points wins

>> No.39480865

>>39480859
whats the prize?

>> No.39480868
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39480868

Have a egg laying bunny.

>> No.39480881

>>39480865
When one side gets three points they get the greatest prize of all.
Bragging rights.

>> No.39480900

>>39480881
>greatest prize
>not "all the friends(kids) we made along the way"

>> No.39480924

>>39480900
Those aren't prizes, those are the points.
And they both share them after the game is over.

>> No.39480942
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39480942

marry and have children with dark elves

>> No.39480954

>>39480868
Bird is too smug, I want to grab her by the pigtails and rail her in her ass until it won't stop gaping.

>> No.39480963

if monster girls were real, they'd make you incredibly uncomfortable with how sexual they behave, almost like how a poor defenseless woman would feel next to a big, aggressive sex offender. just the thought of even interacting with them will shoot an image of getting instant-loss'd by them in your mind

>> No.39480970

>>39480963
id be a tease tho

>> No.39480985

>>39480942
they have views that i don't agree with as a human man

>> No.39480991

>>39480942
only if they are nice

>> No.39480996

>>39480942
mannnush body

>> No.39480999
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>>39480963

>> No.39481001

>>39480963
where is the bad part?

>> No.39481003

>>39480963
Probably if it happened in public.

>> No.39481004

>>39480954
Railing the bird only confirms to her that she's sexy, making her smugger.

>> No.39481005

>>39480985
human boys should not have silly things like opinions

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Reminder that even the most extremist of Lims are still just young women at heart looking for love. Even if you oppose them in battle, you need to be gentle and let them down easy. Reject them too harshly and they might come back with a vengeance. Not even a god can save you if hurt them so bad their mother gets involved.

>> No.39481018
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>>39480854
>>39480859
Muscular monsters with a huge pregnancy and breeding fetish are so based

>> No.39481027

>>39481018
We need more of them.
The lack of them is criminal

>> No.39481032

>>39480753
But that still begs the question:

Will this stop the evil monsters and save humanity degenerative hedonism?

>> No.39481053

>>39480868
My bunny has a spade tail and calls me ‘bro’ is something wrong with it?

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Give me fox milk or give me death

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>>39481068
You don't get to order the fox around, replicant. She coul use her prehensile tails to force you to fuck her FAT ass against your will for that.

>> No.39481120
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These nuns have some scary hips

>> No.39481127

>>39481027
The contrast of keeping her fit body but wanting to make her belly fat and round with babies activates something in my brain

>> No.39481135
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>>39481018
I'm personally more into pregnant corpses, it doesn't matter if they are muscular or plump

>> No.39481138

>>39481127
Abs are mean for ruining with baby bumps.
Its known and serves monsters well.

>> No.39481151

>>39481135
>Lich leans in closely while holding a notepad.
>"Is that so? Please explain more"

>> No.39481163

>>39481120
I need a holy ghost nun gf

>> No.39481171
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No fox will be safe. I have acquired an electric razor. My war begins today, the mofu threat will be defeated!

>> No.39481185

>>39481135
Breaking the laws of nature by getting your skeleton wife pregnant is the best feeling in the world

>> No.39481224
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DO NOT TRUST FOXES WITH UDDERS
THEY'RE COWS, NOT FOXES

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>"Are you the delivery boy? You've got the ingredients I've been looking for? This brew of mine is going to be the mother of all Terror Bioweapons."

>> No.39481231

>>39481185
MGE skellies do have that meaty middle to support such a thing.
Otherwise...ectoplasmic energy maybe?

>> No.39481236

>all this foxposting
Guess that means more Tanuki butts for me to slap!

>> No.39481241
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>>39481224
>Foxes are trustworthy
>Cows are super trustworthy
>Somehow cowfoxes are not trustworthy
Doesn't check out, I'm still meeting that big titty fox in a back alley at midnight like she asked.

>> No.39481245
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>>39481171
Good way to end up missing some fingers and working in the darkest tofu manufactury for the rest of your life. Such a heinous crime is unforgivable.

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>>39481236
Sorry that sounds extremely dangerous. A fox has been deploying to your location to protect you 24/7, even in her sleep

>> No.39481250

>>39481227
yea sure thats $20.99 plus tip

>> No.39481254

>>39481224
>imagine being this insecure
lol, like the kids say now of days lamo

>> No.39481265
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>fox posting

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>>39481265
>fox posting
yes

>> No.39481282

>>39481245
This poor fox is going to develop Post-Tail Shaving Disorder. Fortunately, I'm a trained the rapist.

>> No.39481305
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>>39480942
I want a proper dark elf, not a treehugger with a suntan.

>> No.39481323

>>39480616
Dom Shog if willing to make full use of her unique physiology, Kiki if not

>> No.39481327
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>>39481265
>he ones stripping each other on the floatie
hot

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>>39481227
We humans already have enough of that shit in our world. Do you know how to make a love potion instead?

>> No.39481337

>>39481265
gimme ran!!!

>> No.39481342

>>39481227
Look lady, I know you ordered 37 crates of baja blast, it's okay, nobody is judging you.

>> No.39481350 [SPOILER] 
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Man I sure do love serving the pharaoh, I sure hope there aren't any snakes that are planning on overthrowing her

>> No.39481353

>>39481334
She does but the real magic is the love that forms making the love potion due to the trials it takes to get the various items and methods of making it thus rendering it a worthless potion.

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>>39481224
All foxes are trustworthy, i don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.39481366

>no evil human sorceress that slowly corrupts into a Dark Mage as she slowly becomes more obsessed over her darling apprentice that's saved her from various predicaments

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>>39481305
We've been over this, anon. I want spider vagina, not a vagina that's full of spiders.

>> No.39481383
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I don't want a trustworthy fox, I want a fox that tricks an deceives me until I am caught in her web of lies and can't escape her machinations

>> No.39481420

>>39481376
cant you have both?

>> No.39481444
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>>39481383
This, evil and your only hope of saving the world is to keep her pregnant and distracted from completing her wicked schemes.

>> No.39481450
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These damn foxes are getting more bolder recently, she’s not even trying to be subtle this time!

>> No.39481460

i want to wake in a fox village

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>>39480526

>> No.39481481
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SLIME ME NOW SHOGGI!

>> No.39481490
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I love my harpy jub jub wife.

>> No.39481499

>>39481490
that artist makes me go HNNNNNGH as well as Late Night

>> No.39481507
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How do I fix a mindflayer with shit skills in planting of false memories?
>Was childhood friends with her
>Yet met her at highschool and instantly fell for her
>At the same time she was the old lady across the street from me constantly baking me sweets
>Also had my first time with her in highschool behind the bleachers, and skipping class, and in the nurse's office
>She can't decide when we first did it
>Also forgot to change my memories before I was 10 and never bothered to properly make my street name match, the school's name and the towns name

>> No.39481517

>>39481461
/monster/niggers please go and stay go

>> No.39481531
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>> No.39481542

>>39481507
Sounds like she needs some lessons in writing or story telling. You should introduce her to a hakutaku or phantom.

>> No.39481544
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>>39481460
>get isekaied to another world
>wake up on a gravel road deep in the forest somewhere
>follow the road which leads to a small village
>seems to be only populated by foxes
>the younger ones notice you and start to crowd around you
>they start shoving you around, trying to get your clothes off
>they're kissing, touching and getting in your pants
>next thing you know you're on the ground in the middle of an orgy
>few months later and you have a couple of pregnant wives
bad end

>> No.39481558

>>39481544
>Implying I wouldn't push past the flat foxes and go for the curvy hags
They can get the next loser

>> No.39481559

I want to marry a trapdoor spider

>> No.39481565
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>>39481544
oh no dude, my bloodline

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>>39481383
Alright here

>> No.39481580

>>39481461
>Cunny corner
kek

>> No.39481584
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>>39481566
Say what you will about FGO the devs know their audience.

>> No.39481596

>>39481544
im going to ask for single aunties and start yelling for help

>> No.39481618
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>>39481584
Sucks that the OG barely gets exposure. Cat got participation in Seraphix, while Vitch was instead a big chungus unrelated to them.
And then Beast Nero foxcrept her.

>> No.39481625

>>39481531
Look Nav, if you want me to run a smol cow dairy just say so.

>> No.39481626
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How do I escape evil cuddles from an evil bunyip?

>> No.39481634
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>>39481626
escape?

>> No.39481642

>>39481626
you could trying making a loud noise

>> No.39481647

>>39481626
a smug grin will cause the yip to start spilling spagetthin while she does her cute chunni monoluge

>> No.39481649

>>39481618
Part of it is that Caster Nero was released VERY early on into the game when they were afraid of making canon servants "For You".
Saber Nero has the same issue, hence why Nero Bride is the Summer and "For You" servant.

She's stuck in this weird spot of being "Not for you" until Summer Tama came out.
Cat could technically also be the wafiu version but she's almost a completely different attitude/character.

But yeah, Vitch is....a weird case is all I'll say and their use of Beast Nero is curious to say the least as that sounds like its technically not "Beast of Revelations Nero".
In short, I still want to see rider Nero and the other Tama tails.

>> No.39481680

Not enough fox hags

>> No.39481682

>>39481544
You think I can't punt away some tiny foxes? Where are my fox milkies

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>>39481680

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>> No.39481696

>>39481694
For every seal I pull off her, her chest gets bigger.

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>>39481682
>You think I can't punt away some tiny foxes?
I said they where younger, i never specified what age. They could be in their mid 50's for all you know.

>> No.39481704
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>> No.39481710
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>Shrinekeeper Anon realizing just how fucked he is (physically and metaphorically) as he watches the evil fox he needed to keep contained peel of the seals one by one like some sort of striptease

>> No.39481721

>>39481702
too young, aint a pedo

>> No.39481722

what is the quickest way to get mind-broken in monster girl land?

>> No.39481738

>>39481710
>ma'am please put those back on
>please i really need this job
>aw shucks and on my first day
surely she's not evil enough to ruin anon's job right?

>> No.39481744

>>39481710
Shrinekeeper Anon is, and will always be, rapebait.

>> No.39481747

>>39481722
yell that you would never lose to monster pussy

>> No.39481750
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>>39481722
OD on holst milk

>> No.39481757
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39481757

To any flying aerial heroes or hero-tier S Class Pilots:

Be careful when fighting the fearsome Ace Harpys when in the air. Be especially careful when you hear spicy flamenco music music playing and when said Ace Harpy starts spouting and talking about borders and wiping the slate clean.

>> No.39481784

>>39481750
Poor girl must be getting made fun of for having such small breasts.

>> No.39481795

>>39481710
If I'm going to die, I'm going to die fighting.

>> No.39481800

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to breed buns not just on easter, but the days after as well.
Big and buff or meek and soft, ensure the buns are treated well.

>> No.39481807

Is it true holst breasts are actually only A cups but the milk makes their breasts swell up, so if you drink enough milk a holst could be flat?

>> No.39481818
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>>39481807
Nobody knows.
Are you willing to find out?

>> No.39481858

>>39481818
I will drink all the milk
All of it.

>> No.39481865

>>39481807
I only drink Dragon milk

>> No.39481876
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>>39481807
holst milk? please thats old stuff
cool guy like me only drinks the finest lich milk

>> No.39481882

mesugaki sabbath
men forced to be corrected by little brats!

>> No.39481883

>>39481865
me too, but jabberwock milk and wurm milk is where its at

>> No.39481888

>>39481865
spicy milk
>>39481876
spoiled milk

>> No.39481892

>>39481876
Undead are icky anon.

>> No.39481903
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>>39481858
Make sure to get the milk directly from the tap to guarantee they aren't providing you with decoy milk from a different source

>> No.39481905

>>39481888
my friend,whose is uncultred in the ways of milk, spicy milk is hellhounds and lava golems

>> No.39481907
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>>39481882
what happens when they didn't need correction?

>> No.39481911

>>39481818
Minatour pits

>> No.39481914
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>>39481903
Spider ogre milk

>> No.39481918

>>39481892
youre icky

>> No.39481938

>>39481876
cold smart cow milk....

>> No.39481941

>>39481882
Momonika Sabbath is probably a lot like that whenever they come across men who “aren’t interested” in sabbath monsters

>> No.39481949
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>>39481907
they need to be forced to become lolicons somehow

>> No.39481961
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Big, soft, and white (white)

>> No.39481964
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>>39481892
Undead are the best, specially zombies. Impreganting a mi dless body seeking warmth makes me so fucking hard, specially a zombie giving birth to a healthy children or another zombie

>> No.39481979
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>>39481964
undead are the best

>> No.39481984

>>39481964
Need ghost wife
Need zombie wife
Need skeleton wife
Need ghoul wife
Need vampire wife
Need dragon zombie wife
Bros... why are the undead so erotic?

>> No.39481994
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>>39481964
Making new life procreating with reanimated corpses is my most wildest fantasy

>> No.39482000

I love monster girls.

>> No.39482002
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>>39481984
Because you haven't gotten rid of your "gravetouched" debuff yet

>> No.39482007
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>>39481883
ChocolateWock milk

>> No.39482013

>>39482007
you get it, buts its more of a cookies and cream flavor

>> No.39482014
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>Vampire bites my mom
>Introduces herself as my new auntie
>Constantly hangs around the house bothering me
>Always asks me what kinda girls I like
>Asks me if I'm dating
>When I say no she begins bringing over other vampires she made
How do I deal with a wannabe cupid vampire?

>> No.39482034

>>39482014
bang her

>> No.39482039
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>>39481865
my wife feeds me a healthy supply of cherry milk.

>> No.39482043
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>> No.39482048

>>39482043
This is a dangerous zone
Adventurers be warned

>> No.39482051
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>>39481984
The more forbidden and taboo it is, the more your inner mind is attracted to it

>> No.39482089
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>>39482051
>no matter how much you push l and r you can't break out of the grapple
why do they even put the struggle bar there

>> No.39482102

>>39482089
you see a struggle bar, she sees a horny bar

>> No.39482106

>>39482089
i want this creepy corpse

>> No.39482120

>>39481481
MELD WITH HER!

>> No.39482128

>>39482013
Delicious.

>> No.39482132

>>39482014
>Always asks me what kinda girls I like
Respond by saying "You" to her
>Asks me if I'm dating
Tell her that you're saving yourself to get married to her

>> No.39482147

>>39482128
its just as sweeet as her kisses

>> No.39482184

>>39482132
>how to get a centuries old hag vamp to blush
you're gonna get drained anon

>> No.39482256
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>> No.39482299

>>39481490
Is she fucking invincible?

>> No.39482332

>>39482256
>kot removing her bra for (you)
lewd

>> No.39482335

>>39482299
her strength is proportional to her horniness

>> No.39482392

>>39481350
>new latenight
>it's apophis
nice

>> No.39482404

>>39482184
I will drain her ovaries of her eggs

>> No.39482407
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>>39482299
>>39482335
yes.

>> No.39482424
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slimetime

>> No.39482447

>>39481461
finally, we know her real motives

>> No.39482448

>>39482014
>How do I deal with a wannabe cupid vampire?
Sounds like an opportunity to me. Take her out to go birdwatching and find the human girl closest to your ideal. One bite later and bam! Hand-picked vampire waifu.

>> No.39482547
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>> No.39482560

Peach and brown skinned lilims are good but it's the pink-skinned ones you have to watch out for.

>> No.39482600
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>>39482424
Shog will always be the superior slime

>> No.39482658

What are the undead slums like?

>> No.39482707

>manga from our world ends up in MGE
>order finds out about op isekai mcs
>they find a way to summon people from this world
>summon bunch of Anons
>they think they will finally turn the tide
>utter disappointment when it turns that the only special ability Anons have is that they cum even more easily to monsters
>most of them defect/run away as soon as they can
>then they manage to summon HFYfags and other edge Lords and chuunis
>finally, at least someone who cares
>they get instalossed

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>>39482424

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>>39482717

>> No.39482795

>>39482707
It's not my fault the nice old fox lady held my hand

>> No.39482807

>>39482707
And what if they Isekai summon the /tg/ Warhammer nerds?

>> No.39482874

>>39482807
Fuck off

>> No.39482876

>>39482547
>Being unable to rape an Anon through conventional means, the sloth had to adapt to the world around her
>Her limited mobility left only one option: ambushing

>> No.39482929

>>39482658
its a graveyard

>> No.39483031

>>39482717
>>39482738
qt quicksilver(?) slime

>> No.39483112
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>>39482874
Such a broken record you are. Don't you have any other better response?

>> No.39483196

>>39482876
>Dropbear mamamo

>> No.39483205

>>39483196
I had the same thought. I'd welcome some big booty sloths.

>> No.39483381

>>39482807
They share the same fate of all edgefags - instantly fall in love with the first (monster) woman that doesn't look at them as if they were walking garbage

>> No.39483396

>>39482717
>Dex Vs. Str

>> No.39483475
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I want to a bard to a strong Monster warrior.

>> No.39483487
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>>39480619
Nah nah get both

>> No.39483600
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>>39481224
Loli foxes are not for lewd they are for hugs!

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>>39480526

>> No.39483662

>>39482707
>instalossed
stop making me envious

>> No.39483751

Those who resist dark elves will be subjected to tickle torture.

>> No.39483942

Gonna challenge a lizard girl to all sorts of random challenges but never an actual fight.

>> No.39483977

>>39483751
I'm okay with this. I'm not ticklish.

>> No.39484033

>>39481907
>>39481949
What happened to Bomberman would be the fate of most neglected series if monster girls took over.

>>39483942
What if she gets way too into the card game challenge?

>> No.39484052

>>39480963
how horrible, haha

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>> No.39484078

>>39480963
>they'd make you incredibly uncomfortable
But getting shoved into mofu is extremely comfy?

>> No.39484109

>>39484078
You think it's comfy until you're in the train and two foxes much taller than you are sandwich you between their tails for the entirety of the commute.
You'd leave that train a broken mess.

>> No.39484258

>>39480963
Don't forget that the moment you think about it, they know. And thinking about it is consent for them.

>> No.39484383

>>39484258
>Anon goes to buy some donuts in the local shop
>Succubus cashier keeps making lewd innuendos
>Asks him if he's down to glaze her donut tonight
>Anon visualizes the request
>He was then raped on the spot
>At least he got his donuts free

>> No.39484728

>>39483031
its a metal slime
dodges everything, and tanks hits that land, also runs away alot
but if you DO beat it, its a massive amound of exp

>> No.39484797

>Anon is the most notorious slave trader known in MGE world
>His trafficking of mg slaves is so rutheless that even the most devoted of the Order shows disgust at him
>But actually anon was forced into the 'slave trading' by desperate CC mgs, as they made him sell them off to their 'masters'. As his reputation as a slave trader, i.e. matchmaker grew, the more CCs visit him, comepleting the vicious cycle where anon gets buried more and more in to the business he desperately tries to escape from

>> No.39484850

>>39484033
>What if she gets way too into the card game challenge?
Now I'm just imagining a lizard girl getting increasingly aroused as you play against her.
Best out of five and by game four and her chair is drenched in her own love juices.

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>>39484797
>Anon's fame is so great that even a perverted Lilim with a bunch of her high-ranking CC friends hired him to fulfill their dream of being sold at a hush-hush slave auction deep inside Order territory

>> No.39484875

>>39484860
I wanna buy a "slave" lilim.
Not sure what would happen but at least it would be interesting.

>> No.39484893

Moon rabbits are utterly useless, only good for their sex appeal.

>> No.39484922
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>>39484875
>Overly-enthusiastic "slave" Lilim can barely hide her excitement and keeps asking Anon when her slave training starts
>Also won't shut up about all the whip types and other punishment tools
>But anon just wanted someone to talk to and maybe cuddle occasionally

>> No.39485085

>>39484922
she will face punishment serving me as a living dakimakura.

>> No.39485177

>>39484922
Gonna break my new slave in by drinking tea with her and holding her hand.

>> No.39485196

>>39481800
They're gonna have the entire next year to themselves.

>> No.39485198
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>>39481018
pregnant muscle monsters reduce my thinking capabilities to a near zero percent
why are they so fucking hot

>> No.39485367

good morning, i dreamt of fat bunny thighs on my dick

>> No.39485435
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i need bunnies

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>>39485198
Muscular monsters are hot on their own. Pregnancy is the result of (You) and her loving each other and the next logical step after marriage, when you know you're going to stay together for the rest of your lives.

>> No.39485489

>>39484860
Gonna save Pharaoh-sama!

>> No.39485515

>>39480963
yeah but the big aggressive sex offender in this circumstance also has boobs bigger than my head and wants me to make her dinner before taking a nap

>> No.39485520

>>39485489
By 'save', you of course mean 'buy', right?

>> No.39485551

i want to be sold off to some rich fat perverted hag

>> No.39485558

>>39485520
Buying her freedom is an option. Then I will travel with her and help her reclaim her kingdom.

>> No.39485581
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>>39485558
Lame. Take her to an apophis instead.

>> No.39485603

I want to see a story where a female knight finds out about a transformative item and goes on a quest wuth her best friend without out telling him her intentions to become a monster

>> No.39485606

>>39485581
Nah, that's the lamest ending. I prefer the "kingdom of the sun" ending.

>> No.39485716
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With the demon lord as my witness, I'll get an elf harem or die trying.

>> No.39485809
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>>39485716
elf harem get!

>> No.39485819
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>>39485716
sorry, you get a dark elf mistress

>> No.39485871

game where you have to save a princess from an evil king and an unknown curse
neutal ending
>you save the princess form the evil king and the curse is cured, the king gives you a medal
good eding
>you marry the princess
100% compleation
>the curse is a monster curse what ever your actions during the game determines how she'll turn
>she turns just before the finall battle and joins the fight for cool tag team fighting

>> No.39485877

>>39481882
Momonika is the msgk sabbath, except they're the ones getting corrected as it should be.

>> No.39485879
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39485879

>>39485558
>>39485581
What a lame pharaoh to get enslaved and not even by an apophis. She deserves to have all her territory smitten with frogs.

>> No.39485957

>>39485716
i want to get a harem of haughty ojou sama elves

>> No.39486124 [DELETED] 

Should I go with git bash or cygwin?

>> No.39486201

A haughty ojou-sama should be an objectively higher being whose superiority is indisputable. She should inspire awe in all who behold her.
That's why wights, lilims and dragons make the best ojou-samas

>> No.39486236

How do you think subway trains would be in a world full of monstergirls? I would say that they are places where you could easily find some guy screwing his wife or some poor business man getting molested by some monster.

>> No.39486312

>>39483623
Cute aircraft carrier.

>> No.39486342

>>39485716
I take 1 elf only as my bride and i will make a army of cute pointy eared children

>> No.39486349
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>>39480526

>> No.39486374

>>39485716
What do elves think about humans who also have blond hair and green/blue eyes?

>> No.39486411
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>>39480526

>> No.39486419

>>39486411
!

>> No.39486455
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>> No.39486470

>>39486455
just love her face and how tall she is

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>> No.39486656

i want to raid the police station for sgt. anubis

>> No.39486707
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>> No.39486840

>>39486656
You're going to get gangbanged by the whole SWAT team.

>> No.39486850

>>39486707
>>39486707
the perfect and elegant kiki, way better than a pile of goop
>>39486840
I wasn't raised and taught clown guerilla warfare by my bogie mom for no reason

>> No.39486927
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MOMMY

>> No.39486940

>>39486927
When the portals come your mother will look like this. Think about that.

>> No.39486945

>>39485879
>She deserves to have all her territory smitten with frogs.
Fun fact: each plague sent to Egypt during exodus was in mockery of their own gods.

>> No.39486949

>>39486927
i want to make many kids with her

>> No.39486954
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>>39486927

>> No.39486956
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39486956

>>39486940
God I hope not...
>>39486949
Based

>> No.39486961

>>39486940
Good for my dad

>> No.39486973

>>39486927
gross

>> No.39486974
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>>39486954
Cute

>> No.39486981

give me monsters at school and what groups/cliques they fall into

>> No.39487072
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>My royal pussy shall graciously accept your cock's tribute.

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>>39487072

>> No.39487125
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Vampires with sweet cars.

>> No.39487129

>>39486927
>tfw ywn be breastefed by her as you grow up

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>>39487125

>> No.39487209

39487188
fuck off, faggot

>> No.39487216
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39487216

Best couple

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39487255

>>39482707
If I get isekaied I promise to open the portals here and do a reverse invasion on this world to retrieve the fags who got left behind. The setting is based around loyalty and I refuse to abandon the thread compatriots who've given me hope over the years.

>> No.39487283
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>>39486799
>tfw no bombshell demon mistress to call me nice things in her ancient demon language

>> No.39487313
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>>39486799

>> No.39487383

What to do with a chesh that is lackluster and morose?

>> No.39487403

>>39487383
be the smug that plays with ms. boring

>> No.39487447
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39487447

>>39481018
Now we're cooking.

>> No.39487487

>>39484860
>multiple men putting their hands on a monster
they're practically used goods at this point

>> No.39487506

The cat kingdom should be the British Australia of the MGE world. Men who misbehave get sent to the prison country, in this case, get sent to cat girl prison for saying no to a succubus

>> No.39487543
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>>39484860
Need a Lilim slave

>> No.39487547
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>>39487487
The picture is pretty much blasphemy

>> No.39487563
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39487563

Dom shog is the shog I want.

>> No.39487620

>>39487487
It's not ntr if you're double teaming with a bro

>> No.39487635

Need to be a lilim's slave.

>> No.39487643

7620
Huh, b8 by a homosexual, why am I not surprised?

>> No.39487655

>>39487635
Slave to lilim thighs and legs

>> No.39487660

>>39487635
Need to be the slave of a pharaoh, manticore, wight and hellhound after they all pitch in to buy me. I will never see the light of day again as my face is used as a permanant seat while another rides me.

>> No.39487678

>>39487255
I wouldn't be bringing people like 7620 though if I can help it. They can stay to get mindflayed, to remove heretical thoughts.

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>>39487660
Such is the fate of human boys. Though you are going to be needing some potions to keep up with those four. At least in the period before becoming an incubus.

>> No.39487774

i want a mommycore

>> No.39487835

>>39487707
Probably won't take too long with four of the most powerful rape machines in the world using me for all I'm worth. Taking in the demonic energy of a pharaoh and a wight alone would expedite the process greatly. I'll need to have a lot of stamina to keep up with them, so chief god knows what will happen to my body.

>> No.39487872

>>39487547
I want to pet the pharaoh snake

>> No.39487894

>>39487487
it's not NTR if all those multiple men are your clones

>> No.39487919
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today is another day to love my wife, and harpies.

>> No.39488028

>>39487506
I'll accept that bloody accent if it means I get a cute cat ruler wife to punish me by licking all over.
>>39487678
some people don't want to be saved.

>> No.39488042

>>39482600
>Shog seeks to meld with her mastah, to become one with him and take care of his needs and desires

>> No.39488201

>>39487835
>"Lets just turn him into an undead incubus right now!"
>meanwhile anon is gasping for air underneath big wight ass

>> No.39488203
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mondays

>> No.39488209

>>39487774
>mommycore
>she feeds you with her breasts while she is feeding on you with her tail.
Very underrated

>> No.39488275

>>39488201
>Wight upset because she didn't get the chance to use her lamentation mushroom she'd been saving for years
>Pharaoh scolding her for using your face too hard
>Hellhound and manticore bickering over how big hubby is going to be downstairs once he changes

>> No.39488293
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Beware the gaze of monsters anon. Even a simple look can be enough to sway a man’s from the riotous path.

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>>39480526

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>>39488293

>> No.39488350
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>>39488209
>get """adopted""" by a CC Manticore as per the new laws regarding unmarried men over a certain age
>expect to get drained on the first day and generally never walk straight again
>turns out she's the sweetest person you've ever met and she only very slowly introduces you to the pleasures her tail can bring

>> No.39488454

>>39486850
>not taught gorilla warfare by his Kakuen mom
sounds like yer gettin' gangbanged to me, anon

>> No.39488499

>>39487563
Someone needs to write a story on that Shog

>> No.39488506

>>39488350
Stern, regal mommycore who is also very loving and sweet!

>> No.39488522
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>>39480526
>He betrays his race just to get some pussy

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>>39488522
>pic
That's a really good view. This, but with my perfect kiki maid

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>>39488522
Happily. I'm going to backstab the hero, throw open the town gates, spread pro-monster propaganda, detonate the dark matter, expose collaborators, sell out everyone I know. All so humans know their rightful place as monster property!

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>>39488606
BASED

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>>39488606
Open the city gates and prostrate before the divine demon ladies!

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>>39488318
Oops!

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>>39488645

>> No.39488672

>>39488522
Maybe if humanity wasn’t so bad, men wouldn’t turn to monsters for love.

>> No.39488674

>>39488645
I can't prostrate myself to our saviours just yet. If I get corrupted with demonic energy it'll be harder for me to sneak into towns and cities to sabotage their defenses! Hopefully they'll save a pretty lady for me when my work is done.

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>>39488522
Betray? No. I am doing humanity a favor. Embrace the future.

>> No.39488770

>>39488454
gorilla warfare is when you go banasa and that ewont work, I'll take a more skillfull and tactial apporach but sneaking in and slowly taking the cops in the station and put them to sleep, one by one, unti I get to my target and steal her, by the time the rest wake up, no one knwis who took Sgt. Anubis

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>>39488522
Is it really betrayal if they never wanted me in the first place?

>> No.39488840

>>39488522
I just want someone to love me...

>> No.39488855
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39488855

Remember: You CAN fight back
>This message is not responsible for any rapes occurring after attempts to fight back

>> No.39489031

>>39487563
>Dom tendencies mixed with Shog's insane, obsessive personality
Enjoy never being allowed to leave her body, not even when going outside. If you've been good she might let your head peek out from between her boobs for the day.

>> No.39489051

>>39487774
I like mommy wurm better

>> No.39489135

I want a Dragon Zombie wife

>> No.39489196 [SPOILER] 
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>>39488561

>> No.39489209
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>> No.39489227

>>39488522
Elves are humans just better so it's not betreyal
Remember half elves are a thing

>> No.39489228

>>39488522
Yeah why would you ever want to be with some monster. Now why don’t we go on an expedition to defeat a local vampire.

>> No.39489259

>>39488522
Ask not what you can do for your country.
Ask what your country did to you.

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>> No.39489348

>>39489329
Undead monsters going crazy for living men!

>> No.39489360
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39489360

Hags

>> No.39489361

>>39489329
I can already feel my standards eroding to the point I'd take any monster girl, not just one I like.

>> No.39489405

>>39489361
90% of us in this thread would lose to slimes.

>> No.39489412

>>39489405
I would never lose to slimes!

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>>39489360

>> No.39489429
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>>39489360
Yees.

>> No.39489436

>>39489196
The best maid!

>> No.39489443
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>>39489405
Let's not go that far. But maybe a chesire

>> No.39489449

>>39489405
Would it be so bad? She could take whatever form you like and satisfy you in ways most monsters can’t.

>> No.39489459

>>39489429
i need a tanuki hag to bother

>> No.39489487

>>39489412
You'll get overly confident and try to grind one too many slime without going back to heal.
That one slime will land a lucky crit and make you her husband.

>> No.39489492

>>39489196
A Sakuya shog is fine too

>> No.39489495

>>39489449
She's not very meaty though. Are slimes even warm like women?

>> No.39489526

>>39489031
Sounds hot. Though I would eventually demand to be let out. To play video games and whatnot. I am still her master. I really like the "dom maid, but I am still her master" dynamic.

>> No.39489536
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39489536

>go so gym classes
>obviously get sweaty
>succs decide for your health you need a thorough cleaning then and there
What do?

>> No.39489540
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>>39489360
Stop lusting after old barren whores, go for the young fertile girls

>> No.39489558

>>39489540
And I don’t? What would she do about it, rape m-

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>>39489405
Yeah probably. I'm at a point I'd even be happy with matangos. I hate Bicorns because I don't like harems but even then I'd just fuck that mindset out of her.
My only worry about slimes is if they can really feel me. I want them to feel good too not just me.

>> No.39489570
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>>39489443
>Maybe
Don’t kid yourself, 4chan is prime cheshire hunting grounds. The moment wonderland gets a working internet connection and the cats learn about shitposting, it’s over for all of us

>> No.39489573

>>39489487
You never begin a fight at anything less than 100% hp and the ability to survive at 1 HP. If you're that stupid you deserve the random crit.

>> No.39489575

>>39489495
Depends on the slime.

>> No.39489643

>>39489570
>Actual chesires Photoshop themselves into the cum jar

>> No.39489697
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HAG
SEX

>> No.39489791

>>39486201
Would an ojou sama hobgoblin be acceptable? She has over 10 servants and K cup breasts after all.

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>>39486201

>> No.39489846
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HONK HONK
THE MILK TRUCK IS HERE

>> No.39489876

>>39486236
There would be a cabin for couples, one for single men and a "anything goes" cabin.

>>39486455
Poor girl, there is probably some JK shortstack Holst in the same cabin grinding their breasts on a boy, meanwhile This Mino is too shy to even say hi to the man next to her.

>> No.39489908

>>39489209
cutie, would answer the phone asap

>> No.39489955

>>39489405
You underestimate fire

>> No.39489956

>>39489405
At this point I would even get satisfied with a troll

>> No.39489978
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>>39489955
Generally fire monsters are less common than slimes.
>>39489956
Even? That's one of the better ends.

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>>39489819
Such charisma.

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>> No.39490056

>>39489536
Sauce?

>> No.39490060

>>39489819
>>39490036
Doesn't she wear grandma underwear?

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>>39490053

>> No.39490078

>>39490060
Everyone wears granny panties.

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>>39489956
>At this point I would even get satisfied with a troll
You consider Trolls one of the lesser MGs?

>> No.39490103
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M A S T AH?

>> No.39490105

>>39490091
I fucking hate this picture, big hands are the selling point of Trolls yet this "facebook" tier edit spits on that fact. Go back to your Gaia or reddit to do more of your lowly edits you fucking piece of trash, you are waste here

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>>39490103
Shoggy!

>> No.39490141

>>39490053
>>39490073
The dark elf paradox:
>They claim to be superior to human and live in secluded communities
>Their goal in life to get violently raped by a man who will take responsibility

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>>39490141
Hot

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>>39490103

>> No.39490210
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>>39490105
It pains me more that the original picture was my commission

>> No.39490300

>>39490056
That’s from LustFriend

>> No.39490340

Imagine: a harem of wisps

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>> No.39490343

>>39490091
In a vaccum Trolls are average at best, easy to forget and off-putting to some.
People who do take the time to see the good in Trolls will discover how wonderful they can be, but you could say the same for most ignored species.

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I do not need a maid
What I need is a very big girl who expects at least 5 meals a day for me to spoil

>> No.39490377

>>39490343
I can't truly relate but I see the good in most loli species. A lot of the adults might as well be dudes to me.

>> No.39490383

>>39490341
Colorful monsters are love. So are tentacle monsters that also have legs.

>> No.39490388

>>39490056
>>39490300
Specifically if you lose to the Maid Succubus in the arena she tells you she is gonna scrub you in public while Busty Phantom immobilizes you with her breasts

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>>39490383

>> No.39490435

>>39490356
what about a muscle maid?

>> No.39490442

>>39490435
hmmm nah, just don't care for maids
And I cannot say why, but I despise the french maid outfit that shogs and kikis like to wear.

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>> No.39490520
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>>39490141
Not mge delves tho

>> No.39490523

>>39490343
In a vacuum automaton is the best girl because she doesn't need to breathe.

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>> No.39490549

>>39490523
This is the kind of humor that would get you raped in MGC's comedy club.
Even the cheshires do better.

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>>39490356
Good taste.
>>39490442
Kiki and Shog are good, but I'm not into French maid clothes either. If I had a Shog, I'd make her dress different.

>> No.39490596

>>39490576
A shog in casual clothes or in officewear is very nice indeed
But then a big mino in officewear could get me to do anything without lifiting a finger

>> No.39490604
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>>39480526
Pocket Hebi

>> No.39490614
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>>39490604
Horny Hebi

>> No.39490644
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>>39490614
Huge Hebi

>> No.39490654

>>39490644
>That switch to a kurohebi
Scary.

>> No.39490662
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>>39490644
buddah hebi

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>>39490377
There's plenty of good to see in adult/normal body species, most importantly how wonderful they are as lolis.

>> No.39490710

>>39490596
Oh, variety in outfits would be fun. One day she's dressed as an office lady, other time dressed like a housewife, other time wearing a butler suit, another time plain shirt and jeans... So many possibilities.
>big mino in officewear
Yeah, I'd be glad to make her coffee, or anything else she asks.

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>>39490752

>> No.39490803

>>39490531
I'm getting mixed signals. Does she want a headpat?

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>> No.39490828

>>39490824
Why do the dead refuse to wear panties?

>> No.39490834
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>> No.39490845
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>>39490828
They want to have sex

>> No.39490847

>>39490828
its a problem with monsterkind in general, they seem incapable of wearing proper clothes

>> No.39490860

>>39490845
This is seems to be a common thread among monsters. Weird

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>>39480526

>> No.39490872
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tfw no mg to drink with...

>> No.39490879

>>39490871
miss, your top is leaking, miss

>> No.39490885

>>39490834
She looks like the type who is clueless about sex but becomes an absolute nymphomaniac after tasting the dick just once.

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>>39490860
They just want to find a husband anon...

>> No.39490895

>>39490604
Oh how the tables have turned. No longer can she tease you about her voring you if you don't behave. Now you can tease her about you voring her

>> No.39490897

>>39490828
Unlike weak humans they don’t need panties to warm

>> No.39490907

>>39490897
but i dont wear those... I wear boxers

>> No.39490909

>>39490828
Because they already died alone once and they're not going to do it again.

>> No.39490917

>>39490828
grave robbery

>> No.39490925

>>39490892
What happens if I hold nice nice old neighbor lady's hand?

>> No.39490934

>>39490885
That is every elf

>> No.39490953

>>39490828
They need mana. It's their way of telling you to use them or they're going to pin you to the ground.

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>>39490934
Indeed

>> No.39490981

>>39490103
the most dreaded word to hear from a shog

>> No.39490989
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You WILL worship the Pharaoh.

>> No.39491004

>>39490989
is she nice?

>> No.39491005

>>39490989
Would she notice if I came in her milk bath?

>> No.39491020

>>39491005
>implying it wont be your milk

>> No.39491023
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>> No.39491028

>>39490989
I will walk right up to the shrine,
Get down on my knees, and loudly proclaim my loyalty to the local apophis
If I were in an apophis kingdom, I would do the same thing, but declaring loyalty to the pharaoh

>> No.39491033
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>>39491004
The nicest. Saying otherwise is treason.

>> No.39491048

>>39490989
Yes, I love undead

>> No.39491049
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>Are you the one who awoke me from my slumber? You had best be prepared, I have millenia of accumulated lust for you to deal with.

>> No.39491063

1. Befriend Monster Girls and create a prosperous farm with their help.
2. Keep the masquerade going for youkai and other supernaturals by hunting their worst.
3. Keep the lands safe from the darkness of the dungeon by exploring it with a party of monster girls.

>> No.39491072

>>39491049
It's pretty sad that some of the best girls are "old" kc designs and their bodies are kinda meh compared to the newest ones.

>> No.39491073
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>>39491049
Y-yes ma'am

>> No.39491075
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>>39491023
Why are gachafoxes so good, why can't they be attached to h-games.

>> No.39491082
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>>39491049
she's been waiting

>> No.39491085

>>39491049
No, gimme scheduledog

>> No.39491087
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Quick anon, you're an NPC in a village when your favorite monster girl shows up to raid, you have to come up with an appropriate and fitting racist combat bark to get her attention so she'll take you home with her

>> No.39491093

>>39491087
quick cut on the hand

>> No.39491111

>>39491087
>Get naked
>Bonner is already raging
>Start sprinting towards her
Hope that works

>> No.39491115
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>Pharaoh this
>Pharaoh that
Genie is best desert girl

>> No.39491132

>>39491087
>Mindflayer
I'd shout that the Old Gods are washed up hags.

>> No.39491144
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>>39491115
*Girtablilu

>> No.39491150

>>39491087
>wisp
Call her a pathetic cage-dwelling femcel neet

>> No.39491151

>>39491087
I shout to the nearest BattleKiki that she stinks

>> No.39491152

>>39489568
that's part of why i like the cored slimes. gives me something to focus on

>> No.39491155
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>>39490989
I will MARRY a young pharaoh and be worshipped.

>> No.39491159

>>39491144
She looks dangerous but her "human" part looks so hot...
My dick is confused

>> No.39491165

>>39491159
Insert schlong into scorpion, anon.

>> No.39491187

>>39491159
You’ll be fine.
She’s only a little stabby

>> No.39491191

>>39491155
A young pharaoh who speaks like an old lady would be very cute.

>> No.39491196

>>39491159
i think i have a 4x weakness to veils

>> No.39491201

>>39491187
?

>> No.39491213
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>> No.39491220

>>39491196
That one lamia he drew with a veil was 10/10

>> No.39491227
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>>39491196
Same...

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>> No.39491253

>>39491196
>>39491220
>>39491227
It makes no sense.
A piece of tissue covering half a girl's face shouldn't make her that much more breedable.

>> No.39491267

>>39491201
Scorpion likes stinging

>> No.39491284
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>>39491253

>> No.39491286
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>>39480526

>> No.39491294

>>39491087
I ask the big stripey cat if she wants lasagna.

>> No.39491303

>>39491087
>yell that you won't lose to (insert monster species)
>wink and lie down in front of her with a big smile on your face
easy

>> No.39491305

>>39491294
>She says yes and that she knows just the place
>You now have a lasagna dinner date with a chubby cat

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>> No.39491327

>>39491286
It’s my blood, you can’t have it. I need it to live

>> No.39491330
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I want to marry an Anglerfish-girl.

>> No.39491332

>>39491318
I hate possessive foxes.
I will be a manwhore with 8 wives.

>> No.39491338

>>39491267
That's racist

>> No.39491347

Succubi are dangerous.

>> No.39491352

>>39491332
Same but 4

>> No.39491353

>>39491323
>Glowing womb tattoo
Wife material.

>> No.39491356
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did this bunny, got a name for her?

>> No.39491362
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Would you help her anon ?

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>>39491318
>>39491332
>>39491352

>> No.39491372

>>39491362
It's always the kind looking sealed girls who are the most evil.
Do not trust and especially do NOT release.

>> No.39491376

>>39491362
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.39491377

>>39491347
human women fear the loving succubus that treats men as equals

>> No.39491378

>>39491356
Phi-Phi

>> No.39491380

Did you know hellhounds love the missionary position?

>> No.39491385
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I LOVE TAIL PUSSY

>> No.39491392

>>39491356
She looks like a Daisy to me.

>> No.39491396

>>39491087
>familiar
*cast a firebolt off center and intentionally miss to get her attention* Hey loli! Not very strong without a big brother to fill you with mana are you!?

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>> No.39491425
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>>39490981
She is gonna pursue her mastah and meld with him

>> No.39491427

>>39491385
Dear lord, this is one of the lewdest pic I've ever seen.
I want sloppy tongue kisses and plenty of fondling while getting ruthlessly milked by a tail.

>> No.39491438
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>>39491347
Yes and that's a good thing

>> No.39491451

>>39491378
>>39491392
I should tell you shes big and loves to use her size to her advantage, using her massive legs to jump right on the guys face and ride him like a rodeo or shoving the guys face into her tits and using her thighs to play with his erection

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>>39491427
Me too anon...

>> No.39491477

>>39491412
She needs to go on a diet before earning the right to be this smug.

>>39491413
Imagine going to the hot spring to relax, only to have grape semen demon seducing you the entire time.

>> No.39491499

>>39491477
Relaxing would be easy if you just give in to her advances. It's not hard~

>> No.39491560

>>39491385
>>39491465
>dick in breeding hole
>tongue in tail-pussy

>> No.39491566
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>> No.39491578

>>39491451
Tsarlyeva?

>> No.39491582

>>39491566
Is that a parasite slime going to therapy? Why?

>> No.39491589
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>>39491560

>> No.39491594

>>39491075
There’s always rule34 and doujins

>> No.39491598

>>39491578
>Tsarlyeva
bless you, but a russian bunny.......could work
>>39491582
it has some things.... it would much rather forget

>> No.39491599

>>39491560
I like the facehugger aesthetic. Tail pussies are just great for playing up predatory monster girls.

>> No.39491639

>>39491598
My usual naming conventions of the hawaiian wildflower genus and foods didn't work, big stronk russian woman name was second best bet

>> No.39491640

>>39491385
I want this but with a kraken.

>> No.39491653

>>39491639
and with that, she also has an entire color scheme of white with extremely pale skin

>> No.39491675

>>39491377
treating men as equals, genuine affection and concern are some of the most potent weapons in a monster girls arsenal

>> No.39491734

>>39491675
>monster girls
>treating men as equals
surely you jest

>> No.39491739

>>39491589
If that's the same girl then it is further proof that corruption is the best.

>>39491599
>Predatory monster girl forces you to eat out her tail pussy
>She'll only let go once she cums
>You have to give it your all or risk suffocating
>Meanwhile she's stepping on your dick and playing up how she'll "eat you"

>> No.39491759

>>39491734
They're not all bdsm elves and amazons

>> No.39491766

>>39491598
What kind of things?

>> No.39491778

>>39491766
war, war never changes

>> No.39491783

>>39491759
It still feels as though the general consensus is that human boys are too weak or naive to handle things themselves. That's the Extremist viewpoint at the very least, and you'll be hard pressed to find an MG who disagrees with them.

>> No.39491801

>go camping with a friend
>wake up in the middle of the night to see her monster out
Wat do?

>> No.39491809

>>39491801
what?

>> No.39491835

>>39491675
There are amazons and Dark Elves that treat men as "slaves" (their word for beloved husband) on one end all the way to Night Gaunt on the other that are so subservient that they are anxious and can't do anything without their husband deciding everything for them. Most are actually in-between and would allow you to live how you want as long as they are with you and you continue to have sex with them.
>In fact, your monster girl wife probably won't care where you live as long as she can have sex with you, so you can enjoy your sex life in Wonderland for about three years, and if you want to live somewhere else, you can move to Dragonia and enjoy your sex life there. (However, moving alone and living separately are not allowed.

>> No.39491847

>>39491783
Tell me you haven't read the setting without telling you haven't read the setting.

>> No.39491870

>>39491783
WG3 talks about there are male sorcerers in the Sabbath that are in charge with his Witch wife as their apprentice. He also has his "Oniichan Chariot" tweet where he talks abut male sorcerers capable of punching down castle walls. Not to mention the monsters that commonly raise men to be strong enough to beat them. The "all men are weak" role reversal stuff is a forced meme.

>> No.39491906

>>39491870
>Oniichan Chariot
>There's a greater than zero chance some Gremlin and Witch ride their oniichan like he's Giant Robo

>> No.39491971

>>39491847
I'm naturally compelled to oppose you because of your snarky twitter-tier reply, but I admit that I've spent more time in the threads than I have reading the books. It is likely that my idea of the Extremists is skewed by thread memes.
>>39491870
I remember reading about the chariot, yeh. I guess the issue I took with the "MGs see humans as equals" is that it should say "MGs see incubi as equals" instead. Humans are, indeed, still very squishy and weak compared to the Human + Demonic Energy blend.

>> No.39492063

>>39491809
Presumably he means transforming into a monstergirl.

>> No.39492136

>>39491801
>>39492063
then use the benis to calm her down, benis is the solution to all your porbelms

>> No.39492148

>>39491801
And ruin the surprise? Go back to bed until the eventual eerie howl re-awakens me and begin her subsequent chase scene and furtive love-making.

>> No.39492168

>>39492063
I wonder if MGE Werewolves would have gotten more attention if they had the traditional transformation element. It's cool to have a cute, demure, and shy girlfriend who turns into a large, ripped, and boisterous wolfwoman during full moon.

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it feels really cute to get raped!

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>>39491073
>>39491049
Perfect. Made to be worshipped

>> No.39492280

>>39491191
Lolibaba pharaoh is top tier

>> No.39492298

>>39491870
>male sorcerers in the Sabbath that are in charge with his Witch wife as their apprentice.
I rarely think about it because it will never apply to any of us unless some anons are holding back on talking about them magic powers. And since hellhounds are super popular I assume most anons trend toward the girl leading.

>> No.39492316

>>39491582
The slime has glasses to! clearly its helping the lich provide therapy.

>> No.39492326
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Snek

>> No.39492337

>>39492298
>unless some anons are holding back on talking about them magic powers
Just practice dawg. You can be a cool guy if you want to be. Or spend all day getting pinned down by your wife. I don't care man. You do you.

>> No.39492358

>>39492337
>ywn be a badass esquire to your wife and help the demon army corrupt cities by cutting down order boys with demon realm silver weapons
Bros...

>> No.39492382

>>39492271
How can an undead have such pristine skin?

>> No.39492400

>>39492258
Hellhound should reassure her husband he's cute when she's ravaging him.
>>39492298
>I rarely think about it because it will never apply to any of us unless some anons are holding back on talking about them magic powers
Those sorcerers had to learn it somehow. I wouldn't be surprised if there were classes for men like that specifically.
>And since hellhounds are super popular I assume most anons trend toward the girl leading.
I like dominant girls myself, but the other Anon's point is that this isn't universal. If you prefer to mating press your wife and awe her with your masculine strength, you're free to do that.

>> No.39492406

>>39492382
The magical arts of a whole ancient civilization. Beyond the understanding of us simple mortals.
Also mamono mana

>> No.39492433

>>39492298
>Perhaps it is because of the ecology of monsters who spend their vast lifetimes with the males they have chosen, that they often respond to failures with "Let's work together next time, big brother ".
>If you have a shortcoming, " I'll make you more wonderful ".
>They tend to think about it over a long period of time without taking it too seriously.
>They also tend to accumulate an inexhaustible amount of love and desire in a point system.
>So, even if you can't reach her! If you're hoping to connect with a monster girl who' s out of your reach, attack her and appeal to her, even if you're weak or dumb at the moment! It will look "delicious" to the monster girl. If anything, they might even help you by squeezing and squeezing you so that you can grow up to be "a male worthy of having her".
There are monsters that want to help humans better themselves and will help make normal "weak" men become stronger than them. It's all about actually trying and being determined to train and try over and over.
>There are monster girls who want to groom men who can beat them, such as dragons and baphomet.
>They are the kind of girls that ordinary people can't beat, but strangely enough, they are also rather beatable by non-hero human men. It is suspected that the monster girl instinctively pours out experience or magic power to help level the man she likes who repeatedly challenges her every time they fight. In other words, the monster girl is making sure choose the man she wants to lose to (the one she likes) so that she can lose to him. ......!
>Although we can't be sure, there are many stories of men who trained with Lizardmen from childhood as their childhood friends, and as they grew up, they gained an uncommon fighting ability to defeat Lizardmen. (The lizardman was successfully defeated by her childhood friend's penis and became a lizardbride)

>> No.39492489

>>39492382
She bathes in a mix of milk and your semen

>> No.39492500

>>39492489
her milk?

>> No.39492577

>>39492433
I still don't think you can enter the sabbath unmarried but also someone a master mage.
It's possible in mge because men born their can actually learn magic first. We can't.

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>> No.39492656

I want to clown around with best oldest clown in town, pranking the uptight and haughty monsters, messing with those who need to loosen up a little and the anubi who need to relax

>> No.39492685
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>>39491385
That thumbnail, almost thought this was lewd.

>> No.39492687

>>39492648
Demon-sama brushes her teeth!

>> No.39492831
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I wanna fuck pizza succ

>> No.39492875

>>39492687
knowing mge is set during a medieval time period, i hope that DE automatically cleans your teeth.

>> No.39492956

>>39492875
KC said that with enough DE you can regrow missing limbs so it probably does.

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>> No.39492993

>>39492875
Thought KC said tech level was around FFVI ish, no?

>> No.39492995

>>39492875
If you know you're about to get isekai'd, bring a toothbrush and toothpaste with you so their scientists can replicate them.

>> No.39493015

>>39492956
>DE allows you to regrow your severed foreskin
How can Abrahamic religions and the USA compete.

>> No.39493032
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>>39492980
Bicorn cocogoat

>> No.39493050

>>39493032
Bloat the goat.
She's built to bear children

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>>39493032
stockings do things to me

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>>39492406
>>39492489
I guess it's time to prepare a special bath for my wife

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>>39492433
>Female Dragons grooming men

>> No.39493333
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hmm

>> No.39493357

>>39493333
the perfect amount of pubes

>> No.39493363

>>39493333
Where is it

>> No.39493397

>>39493363
4.25.22 comic gaira
https://twitter.com/_J_u_n_/status/1516039144472195073?s=20&t=MwTROS_TUOAPz7uaIkMlxA

>> No.39493416

>>39493333
Goddammit JUN I don't need a new fetish.

>> No.39493473

>>39493333
Too much.

>> No.39493482

>Anon is showing joey some new jewls from his latest endevour
>Joey asks where he got them from
>Anon says he stole them from a dragons mountain home
>Joey asks if that's dangerous, wouldnt the dragon hunt down thieves?
>Anon said he did it months ago and she lives several kingdoms over so he's sure it's fine
>Just then, a dragon smashes through the ceiling, shouting a mighty "BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME YOU HAVE ESCAPED MY WRATH!"
she had a longer rand, but its cut ff by Anon screaming.

>> No.39493495

I'm going to take out a classified ad in the Monster Times that says "Looking for an older woman who's weak to anal."

>> No.39493549

KC is a mormon

>> No.39493552

>>39493333
She's trying to shave it all off, someone stop her!

>> No.39493568

>>39493482
What a cancerous post.

>> No.39493594

>>39493568
I don't see anything wrong with it outside of spellig mistakes.

>> No.39493643

>>39493549
Mormons are cool.

>> No.39493645

How do I scare a dragon?

>> No.39493672

>>39493645
Monologue about your black arrow that came from your father and his father before him.

https://youtu.be/NwPO7o_IMoc

>> No.39493720

>>39493645
Get buried under coins from her hoard so you can't move.

>> No.39493728

>>39493645
cucumber

>> No.39493750

>>39493645
oomukade

>> No.39493770

>>39493645
call her treasure fake

>> No.39493786

>>39493645
take a magnet and show her that her hoard is all fake

>> No.39493819

>>39493672
>Black arrow is just a cupid’s pink arrow charred black from all the dragons that it has pierced
>When a man comes of age in the house of Anon it his job to take this arrow and lay a dragon with it

>> No.39493855

>>39493819
The Dragon is a mighty creature though! Only a pin-point accurate shot in the heart could pierce her hard shell!

>> No.39493871
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>I'm sorry! I didn't peek on purpose!

>> No.39493876

>>39493855
time to be like odyessus and get her drunk then pierce with said arrow then with my spear

>> No.39493887

>>39493871
Would I gain the respect of the amazon tribe if I started groping their asses, tits and constantly hit on them?

>> No.39493897

>>39493887
nah, you'll be the village bicycle

>> No.39493909

>>39493887
you are getting married off to the first amazon you try to grope

>> No.39493978

Easter didn't go well.
Cuddling with the waifu. Bunnies are banned from the premises for the foreseeable future.

>> No.39493987

>>39493978
what happened, were they bullies? Or were they annoying?

>> No.39494008 [DELETED] 

>>39493871
Don't apologize she's the pervert bathing in a process steam. If anything she should be apologizing

>> No.39494037

>>39493871
Don't apologize she's the pervert bathing in a public steam. If anything she should be the one apologizing

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>>39493871
You call that an ass?

>> No.39494075
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>>39494048
now this is an ass

>> No.39494090

>>39493871
Chances are a pack of monster girls would be on the giving end of that line to you instead

>> No.39494133

>>39494090
Probably depends on the species.
You might get that from a succ or fox, but a hellhound or manticore is gonna walk up equally nude and just slap you on the ass.

>> No.39494236

Are monster girls tops or bottoms?

>> No.39494243
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>>39494236
Bottoms

>> No.39494244

Sorry, no dogs allowed in the cat kingdom.
Remember the last time a dog, brought in by a human, interacted with a cat girl? It took 5 and the half hours to grab her off the tallest tree she could find and had to spend months in rehab from dog-related trauma.

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>>39494243

>> No.39494266

>>39494133
I wouldn't let her hand go off my ass right away.
>>39494236
Yes.

>> No.39494285
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>>39494244
What about lion-dogs?

>> No.39494301

>>39493987
I was attacked by the bunnygirl part-timers at the big display near the grocery store.
Pretty sure it was a werewolf gang in disguise. Also a few foxes. They pulled me aside into the backrooms. Said I should leave the shopping to the wife. Then they roughed me up and took all the groceries, including the brisket.

My wife noticed my discomfort with all the Bunny Day decorations, so she's putting me in quarantine.

>> No.39494302

>>39494244
time to bring in the wardogs

>> No.39494303

>>39494236
either tops or power-bottoms
if they were true bottoms, then the husband is basically fucking a monster that's as good as a human woman

>> No.39494333

>>39494244
Lies and slander from a dog. The real reason dogs aren’t allowed in the cat kingdom is because they get bullied till tears by cats

>> No.39494353

>>39494244
Time to enter the cat kingdom with my harem of cu-sith daughter-wives

>> No.39494418

How do I put on goblin mail?

>> No.39494436

>>39494244
im going in wearing a wolf mask and bringing in my harem of werewolves and pitbull kobolds

>> No.39494446

>>39494418
Just strap her to you, how else?

>> No.39494478

>>39494236
Monstergirls are supposed to be perfect women, so bottoms.

>> No.39494543

>>39494418
you place it in the goblin postal bag

>> No.39494564

>>39494236
Whatever you need her to be in that moment.
Sometimes she just hugs you.

>> No.39494842
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39494842

>here's that Order party that will protect you against monster girls, bro

>> No.39494904

>>39494842
>guh huh muh order
God I hate you fags so much.

>> No.39494925

>>39494842
Let's see...
dark elf, succubus, and witch
aight, bring in the monster mana

>> No.39494948

nah, I'll just go solo with a charm that wint let me drop below one hp and motley knight set
>>39494904
>>39494925
stop taking bait

>> No.39495031
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39495031

I wanna sleep with a sheep

>> No.39495047
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39495047

Wisps>>>any other undead >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all other monsters

>> No.39495052

>>39495031
Cute and fluffy sheep with big buffs for double duty...although does this make them goats?

>> No.39495105

>>39495052
*Busts, not buffs.
Christ, my brain is shutting down.

>> No.39495121

>>39495047
What about a holy wisp?

>> No.39495122
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>>39494236
behinds

>> No.39495168

>>39495047
I want to mess with a wisp by being way too happy go luck to off myself and while she tries to make me, I ask her about her day and tease her

>> No.39495222
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39495222

How do I cure the cow curse?

>> No.39495235

>>39495222
Why would you?
Your elf-farmhand looks fine even with it effecting her.

>> No.39495247

>>39495222
You mean Hathor's blessing?

>> No.39495285

>>39495247
Nah, she lacks the excess meat and wide hips for it to be that.

>> No.39495302

>>39489329
Post more dragons

>> No.39495309

>>39495222
Drink ze milk from ze source

>> No.39495355

>>39480526
There are actually different types of Danukis:

First is the standard Vanilla Danuki. The cute Japanese Merchant Racoons.

Second, is the Western Danukis. They are prevelant in the West working as Stock Brokers. And despite being a minority in otherwise human majority Western nations, they have shockingly high amounts of influence in the banking systems alongside some Goblin Merchants.

And then, there is the Switzerland-based Danukis who advocate for new technologies to usher forth The 4th Industrial Revolution, Globalism, and have their Constituents penetrating the cabinets of various national governments.

>> No.39495397
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39495397

What happens if a give a vampire my blood?

>> No.39495404

>>39495397
You're now married.
Congratulations

>> No.39495414

>>39495397
>>39495404
Wrong! You become another monster. Another blood thirsty monstrous beast. How dare you sacrifice your precious human blood to monsters!?

>> No.39495436

>>39495397
The vampire has to give you something in return, undead code.

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>>39495397

>> No.39495537

>>39495404
Also, give it a couple months and you'll also be married to her (probably extremely chuuni) dhampir rival and/or older sister.

>> No.39495538
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39495538

How often do you think realizations like this happen?

>> No.39495550

what are you waiting for?

>> No.39495551

>>39493333
If she shaves that means she will start wearing pants, right?

>> No.39495560

>>39495538
Often, except the monster is the younger one.

>> No.39495580

>>39495537
And that's what makes it great.
Although you then have to try and figure out if her sister is one of those 'cool and commanding' types of damphirs or one of the hotblooded ones that think they're in a shonen anime.

>> No.39495592

>>39495560
i'd like to imagine newly monsterdized arachnids would go after shota's thinking those are the adult human males.

>> No.39495639

>>39495538
didn't this anime flop like crazy hard because people got the wrong impression on just what kind of series this was?

>> No.39495645

>>39495592
do you know how big a normal arcahnids would be compared to a normal person

>> No.39495710

>>39495639
And what was the kind of series those people thought it was?

>> No.39495717

Its all fun and games till a lich and gremlin team up to make a zombie virus.
And the reason?
>"...I figured it would be a more effective way of making an undead demon realm."
>'I just thought it was cool, like something out of a videogame!'

>> No.39495740

>>39495717
zombie haku

>> No.39495771

>>39495740
>Doesn't go zombie dumb, just becomes 'normal'.
>Hates it.
>"Anon, I can't remember the 8th empress of the Zipangu Ki Dynasty."
>'Why does that matter? You can always look it up on your ph-'
>"But what if someone challenges me to a history off? You know I can't let myself lose one of those!"

>> No.39495807

>>39495771
>You have to wight her and make a wight haku

>> No.39495822

>>39495807
>"There we go, I have my knowledge restored! Thank you Anon."
>.....
>"Ah crap, I just realized that we have to go to the balls now don't we? I never did learn to dance."

>> No.39495919

>>39495717
Makes me want a monster girl Tyrant GF that is probably a bit yandere.

>> No.39495935

>>39495822
And she calls herself a haku

>> No.39495936

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, be sure to give massages to your monster wife after a long day.
Be she soft or strong, she needs to relax and it allows excellent foreplay.

>> No.39495983

>>39495935
Anon please, do you know how much space it takes to keep track of the royal lineages of zipangu?

>> No.39496023

Imagine getting raped by a dolphin mermaid

>> No.39496077

Low intelligence characters are the best
>Monsters feel bad for you and give out better rewards and easier quests
>Guards think you’re the village idiot and don’t know better letting you off easy
>Can allocate those stats for int to str and end letting you wrestle minos easily
>So dumb you can easily resist any seduction attempts
>Can have finally interpret a zombie’s grunts and moans as speech letting you have verbose conversations with them and you don’t have to fight them

>> No.39496165

What kind of memes do zoomer mgs make?

>> No.39496201
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>>39496077
>dumb anons
>anything but haku bait
you might get a monster who takes you in as her husband-pet but hakus are getting horny thinking about how much they are going to teach (you)

>> No.39496368

>>39496165
>teach at a monster high school
>all your students say that you're "bussin" and "keepin it a stack"
>not sure if you're being insulted or praised

>> No.39496402

>>39496368
I am 100% certain zoomer speak summons demons. Not the kind people here want.

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39496423

she's in your walls
she's in your walls
she's in your walls
SHE IS IN YOUR WALLS
Also, she isn't paying rent

>> No.39496446

>>39496423
But the walls are a Shoggoth.

>> No.39496525

>>39496423
If she take care of the rats, she can stay. Stealing a cuddle in the night is fine.

>> No.39496529

>>39496423
I'll hire a hellhound to sniff her out

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>>39495222
it can't be broken but it can be transferred to a willing cow

>> No.39496569

>>39496402
>garbled zoomer speech summons actual horrific demon into the classroom
>every student in the room lets out a loud "SHEEEEESH" in unison
>"Yo, on goddess, I ain't trynna fight this thang, fr fr. You got this, Mr. A, no cap."
>your students gritty out of the room, leaving you to fight the monster
>demon principal has to lead a task force into hell to retrieve your soul since she had dibs on it and you are NOT getting away that easily

>> No.39496582

>>39496423
Fugging meme cat.
>>39496569
Kek.

>> No.39496784
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this situation is about to get hairy

>> No.39497001
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What art should I get next if my cute vampire?

>> No.39497041

>>39497001
Have her drawn being happy

>> No.39497062

>>39497001
i like when vamps dab blood off their face with a white kerchief post feeding

>> No.39497070

is it true that if you cum when a monster girl rapes you then you have no choice but to marry her?

>> No.39497096

>>39497070
Essentially, but not technically; it's actually just that cumming from a monster's touch consummates a marriage, whether a marriage was previously proposed or not.

>> No.39497129

>>39497070
only if they forget to say it was a prank

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>>39496784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eucC-YMLL8

>> No.39497150

>>39497135
When the FUCK did they learn how to use magic?!?!?

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>>39497150
Sabbath thought it would be funny.

>> No.39497169

>>39497150
Who ever told you they don't know how to use magic?

>> No.39497177

>>39497163
>>39497169
Bro this is the exact same feeling as seeing a boss health bar appear over the goddamn innkeep, my assumed safety is just fucking GONE

>> No.39497241
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Irresponsible use of magic is the best kind of magic

>> No.39497243

>>39496784
>Fucking nothing from image search
Hook me up

>> No.39497245

>>39497129
>Cheshire rapes you for hours
>You cum many times to her mouth, paws, ass and pussy
>She says it was just a prank and teleports out
>You know for certain she will keep pranking you every single day

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39497277

These threads are unbelievable.

Filled with people who will betray Humanity for a Monster, or unseal an ancient evil and undo thousands of years of peace.

>> No.39497283
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>>39497277
Is humanity worth fighting for?

>> No.39497300

>>39496784
okay but can she get up

i have to pee

>> No.39497304

>>39497277
I'd absolutely betray humanity for bunyip tits.

>> No.39497306

>>39497304
Crikey.

>> No.39497312
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>>39497277
You forgot the third type.

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>>39497277
Hey now, I guarantee that a significant chunk of people in the unsealing camp don't want to do it intentionally
That spoils the fun

>> No.39497361

>>39497277
>Humanity got betrayed by lonely and horny men
>Monster girls and their traitor husband now rule the world
>Current king of your country is some incompetent NEET who somehow landed himself a regal dragon wife
>The GDP, stock market, real estate, unemployment rate and such all went down to shit
>Somehow the citizen are still happy about the situation

>> No.39497363
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>>39497339
The forbidden gacha

>> No.39497395

>>39497361
>unemployment rate went down
>real estate costs went down
>at the cost of the danuki's stocks
Sounds like Anon is improving the situation.

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>> No.39497404

>>39497363
I want to play the "forbidden" mommysnek gacha.

>> No.39497416

>>39497400
On second thought let's not go to Cromartie it is a silly place

>> No.39497431

>>39497400
"She... ate my... pencil. SHE ATE MY PENCIL!"

>> No.39497446
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>>39497416
>Anon Anonymous and the holy grail
>The tales of Anon's (mis)adventures throughout the lands as he takes on the totally legit quest to find one of the very very real and not at all fabricated sacred artifacts of the Order

>> No.39497454

>>39497446
I'd fail as soon as the nuns dragged me off to bed

>> No.39497455
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>>39497431
The delinquents at this school aren't ordinary, that's for sure.

>> No.39497492

>>39497404
Do not impregnate the dungeon boss.
Think of all the adventurers who will lose to your daughters.

>> No.39497513

>>39497404
Don't listen to >>39497492 keep making rare monsters.

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>>39497492
I managed to beat it, surely they can too.
Besides, if they lose because of a few extra monsters, it's obviously a skill issue and they should git gud

>> No.39497573

>>39497400
>Monster Cromartie
>Mechazawa is an Automaton everyone is convinced is a human girl

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>>39497523
>new guy sheepishly trying to explain to you that yes, he did in fact lose to your lvl 1 daughter

>> No.39497633

>>39497628
She cheesed him! You have to understand!

>> No.39497639

>>39497628
>>39497633
Anon demanding a redo after losing to the level 1 daughter cause he didn't know her cutscene had a QTE

>> No.39497835
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>>39495919

>> No.39497950
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39497950

Don't you hate it when you walk down the street with the boys and suddenly a flying monster hawk-snatches Jeff?

>> No.39497956

>>39497950
Sounds like a classic Jeff move.

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>>39496784
As a hair fetishist this picture make my dick diamond.
Really sad that it's damn near impossible to find a woman with very long hair...

>> No.39497973
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39497973

>>39495302

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>>39497956
I know right? Do you know how hard is to find a new Jeff for the gang? Last Jeff we got was only 6 and some dragon lady carried him off the first time we hit the beach together.

>> No.39498040

>>39497950
>>39497956
>>39498014
Y'all meed to look out for your Jeffs better. Men are supposed to be safer in numbers

>> No.39498043

>>39497965
Scary hair that flies on its own is what men really want.
Also, if her hair doesn't go down to at least her buttocks then she's failing as a woman.

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>>39498043
>if her hair doesn't go down to at least her buttocks then she's failing as a woman
Amen ; I think the same way and when I tell them that they go ape shit

>> No.39498205

>>39497965
>>39498043
>>39498062
Long mid-back to butt length flared/messy sex hair is the absolute best.

>> No.39498257

>>39498205
Long messy hair is great in general, though I prefer the slightly fluffier kind, for lack of a better word.

>> No.39498264
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>>39498043
I like my women short haired and sporty

>> No.39498281

>>39498264
But what about long messy hair with a thick body and a comfy sweater?

>> No.39498286

>>39493333
shoes on hooves?

>> No.39498291

>>39493333
I ain't afraid of no goats.

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>>39498264
I like my women short

>> No.39498347

>>39498257
I prefer the same, long fluffy hair that makes you want to just burry your face in it.

>> No.39498348
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>>39493333
Nice digits, nice goat.

>> No.39498393

>>39498347
Long fluffy hair, big milkers, wide hips, comfy sweater, momster disposition

>> No.39498416

>>39498393
The peak female, this is what I imagine Hathor to be like.

>> No.39498435

>>39498416
Her entire body is a pillow
Her entire body beckons you to falls asleep in her arms

>> No.39498462

>>39498435
The perfect place to rest after furiously breeding her, and you don’t even need to get up to get a drink when you get thirsty.

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>> No.39498712

>>39498462
Eventually she will make you rest there anyway, you have to calm the kiddos after all.

>> No.39498742

>bottom of page 10
question time again

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