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I am the bone of my pan.
Cast iron is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have coked over a thousand eggs.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many meals.
Yet, those hands will never eat anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Egg Works.

>> No.394117

I am the seasoning of my egg
Shell is my body, and yolk is my blood
I have fried over a thousand dozen eggs
Unaware of MSG
Nor aware of cholesterol
Withstood pain to cook many breakfasts
Waiting for one's timer
I have no recipes, this is the only dish
My whole life was Unlimited Egg Works

>> No.394121
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ALSO: do not try to use my kitchen without asking me!

>> No.394133

I am the bone of my skillet.
Cast iron is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have cooked over a thousand eggs.
Unaware of seasonings.
Nor aware of more complex recipes.
Have withstood loneliness to cook many meals, waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole culinary career was "Unlimited Egg Works."

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>>394136

>> No.394147
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Oh China what the fuck happened to you?

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>>394147

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>>394136

>> No.394157
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>>394154
That is just... wrong.

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>>394157

>> No.394165
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That is a mistake!

>> No.394181
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Oh China I'm so slee..

>> No.394197
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Spring is here~!

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>>394157
"Nee~ Meiling.. D-do you l-like me?"

>> No.394234

In b4 the bans.

>> No.394255

His body is made out of Eggs.
His blood is of butter and his heart of pepper
He has survived through countless Meals
Not even once Burnt,
Not even once Gourmet
The Chef lies here alone
Cooking yolks on the hill of Skillets.
But my life needs no meaning.
This body was made out of limitless Eggs.

>> No.394258

>>394234
So instead of ignoring the thread and letting it die, you bump it..

>> No.394264

I'll never quite understand what possess a person to RP in a language they have a shaky understanding of.

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>>394234
So what was your name? Mister Dumbass? That name suits you perfectly.

ALSO YOU HAVE FAILED PLEASE DIE! THANK YOU.

>> No.395655

>>394136
Ramenman

>> No.395715

This. Mr. Dumbass with has his cock buried deep in your ass Sakuya. Just you wait.

>> No.395728

I like the other Sakuya Tripfag.

This one is fine too.

>> No.395737

Why a secure tripcode? Fuck.

>> No.395773

>>395715

And cooking awesome omelets at the same time.

>> No.395792

>>395715
She was fucking us then resetting the time.

>> No.395796

>>395792
Or so we think?

At least she's tsundere for us.

In a more murderous way.

>> No.397790
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>>395796
That was right! But it is the past..

>> No.397799

>>397790

Is it just me or is that tripcode really reallyyyyy llongggggggggggggg

>> No.397798
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But Anon has amazing cooking skills! Your delicious eggs was the best..

>> No.397802
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So maybe I like you a little..

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But if my master needs you, I will come for you.

>> No.398490
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byl8K76H5-4&feature=related

What is this? Studio Maikaze ???? Anime????
Whaaa~?

ALSO: SOURCE of the pic pleaseeee!

>> No.398499

>>398490
Nice pad

>> No.398506
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLiyglcRcCA

>> No.398509

>>I will come for you.

If you know what I mean.

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>>398499
It's not a pad!!

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>>398509
Try to dodge them..

>> No.398518
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>>398510

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>>398518
Just say it again!

>> No.398546

PADDO DESHO

>> No.398558

Pads and eggs, all you need.

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...

>> No.398566
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I prefer Keine's cooking.

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>>398566
Oops! I just killed Keine.. ;_;

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lol.

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( '_')b

>> No.398768

Why do people always use Archer's incantation for parody when Shirou's is slightly better?

>> No.398783

>>398768

It comes in both now.

>> No.398786

>>398768
Because we were introduced to archers first.

>> No.398810

>>398490
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=3
Imperishable Night Rewrite

>> No.398872

>>398490
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8NzFHtdZjA

original

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>>398810
WOW AWESOME!!

>> No.399004

>>398981
And here I was thinking you'd never look into this thread again. Enjoy!

>> No.399013

Roleplaying, reported

>> No.399063

>>399013
Where is the roleplay? I don't see it..

>> No.399269

TOUHOU PROJECT SIDE STORY (PART1-6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6gphp4hFFY&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242OaybSjRU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlorYaaSSns&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1cscb57vc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDrBusQmHFE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6_N1_x-j54&feature=related

This looks interesting. It's not translated ;_;
Only Touhou fanatics should watch it!

>> No.399280

>>399269

The QUALITY is over 9000

>> No.399308

>>399269
>This looks interesting.
ಠ_ಠ

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1206441286

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>>398810
Hahaha, oh wow.

>> No.399347

Roleplaying B&

>> No.399413

>>399347
Do you know why I like Gensokyo?
BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY NIGGER!

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>>399347
LOL

>> No.399491

>>399347
Your sage hits the thread for 1/10 troll points. The thread barely notices.

>> No.399498

Roleplaying B&

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>>399498
A REPOST IS A REPOST!

>> No.399519

I like the other Sakuya tripfag far more than you. Sage.

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>>398566

>> No.399521

>>399519
I don't like either because they're both cancer.

>> No.400300

Roleplaying B&

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