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Why is she so adorable?

>> No.3939407

Because she knows she's the best character in all of melty blood.

>> No.3939419

j.[c]
heat escape
arc drive

still harder than F-aoko

>> No.3939426

Because she's not real.

>> No.3939442

Why is her name so dsfargeg.

>> No.3939454

>>3939442
Because Nasu doesn't know how to make western names that don't sound stupid.

>> No.3939535

better than that whore sion

>> No.3939544

Why is she so poorly designed?

>> No.3939553

was it Reesbeef?

>> No.3939556

>>3939544
Because Takeuchi is a mediocre artist.

>> No.3939563

>>3939553
Roastbeef. Because she is delicious.

>> No.3939567

>>3939553
reesbeef steakbeard or some shit like that

>> No.3939579

Nobody likes her because she's a virgin and we only like sluts here.

>> No.3939606

>>3939579
I am certain warakia took her for a spin

>> No.3939607

>>3939579
Wallachia says hi

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>> No.3939620

>>3939607
>>3939606
This is what faggots actually believe

>> No.3939685

All TM women are unvirgin sluts. Prove me wrong.

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>>3939685
Alright, now what?

>> No.3939702

>>3939454
Hey, Illyasviel's name isn't that bad.

>> No.3939713

>>3939696
Finnish, automatic whore.

>> No.3939714

That's a girl? I thought it was a guy.

>> No.3939766

>>3939714
The breasts didn't tip you off?

>> No.3939794

>>3939766

What breasts?

>> No.3939803

>>3939794
The ones in her armor.

(Even though boobplate is stupid.)

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>>3939794

>> No.3939857

>>3939803
It protects her tender mounds.

>> No.3939870

>>3939857
If the armor (feature) protected anything, it wouldn't be stupid.

>> No.3939910

sion is better

>> No.3939925

Roastbeef Bulkhead.

>> No.3939966

>>3939910
Dust is better

>> No.3939980

Because she feels the need to take her instrument everywhere.

>> No.3939984

>>3939966
Why is FutureSion so tan?

>> No.3939986

>>3939925
I'm thinking Arby's

>> No.3940005

>>3939986
She tastes like Arby's roast beef.

>> No.3940013

p.s. if I ever play AA I am going to use her because she looks rad

>> No.3940016

>>3939984

She remembered that she was Egyptian.

>> No.3940023

>>3940005

Her labia is also dark and brown and hangs down, and drips with juices.

>> No.3940038

>>3940016
Sion isn't Egyptian, she's just from Egypt.

>> No.3940048

>>3940038

But she was golden brown in her first character art before it was changed.

>> No.3940058

>>3940048
Exactly, before they made her unegyptian.

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