Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Name a better mom than an Echidna

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[Anonymous No.]

What does it take to attract an abyssal girl, like a shoggoth? Do you have to be very abnormal or interesting to begin with to even catch their attention? If you aren't already somewhat insane or compelling are you shit out of luck for abyssals?

[Anonymous No.]

2nd for My jub jub wife meiya!

[Anonymous No.]

STOP CALLING JABBERWOCKS FAT SHE'S EXERCISING ON THE BEACH SEE

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys long time lurker decided to join in after seeing all the wonderful pictures people have commissioned of their wives. (´・ω・｀)
Here's my cait sith oc Alice

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>>39309215
Best snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309232
I have never noticed just how big her feet are. She can’t hide that delicious pudge either, I SEE IT PEEKING~

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>>39309222
Pretty sure shoggoths just appear before someone who wants to "employ" them. Other than that caves and underground

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking furry shit belongs in trash, talk abou t it there

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309246
If she can suck my blood then i can suck her milk!

[Anonymous No.]

I wish it would warm up some more. I want to go to the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>find angel sealed up like some kind of common ancient evil
>must be a clerical error
you let her out, right?

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>>39309265
A fair trade

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>>39309285
Only she thick hag, anything else. I’ll tip off a newbie and help him open it with a weapon I lend him

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>>39309232
>>39309245
Well considering the square cube law all you need to do is look at elephant legs/feet to see why Jabber legs/feet would need to be similar.

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>>39309247
Would there be enough shoggoths?

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>>39309276
I’m the opposite of you, anon, it’s hot as hell where i live and i wish it would get colder

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>>39309285
I suspect she's the last angel who won't use any excuse of sin to rape a man so yes I let her out so she can start fixing her peers

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>>39309285
I'll always help acute angles!

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>>39309245
There is no pudge don't be rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309334
30 degree or 15? Which is acuter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309324
yeah, there's exactly enough. weird coincidence

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>>39309341
I cannot lie, and see pudge, she chonk

[Anonymous No.]

What's the over/under on a monster giving a big speech about hearts and love to a man that's closed himself off to others?

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>>39309243
my wife and I will spend our honeymoon in the cat kingdom its a long trip from lescaite

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>>39309348
15 is probably more acute, but how would that angle get locked up if she's only 15?

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>>39309348
15 degrees is acuter than 30 Ms. Haku. What do I win?

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>>39309309
Noss is one of the best OCs ever made, she's way past sexy

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>>39309388
>>39309393
30 is acuter, you get flying cow

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>>39309315
holy shit, she an elephant, damn thats mean anon

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>>39309436
The truth is a harsh mistress.

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>>39309350
Huh... well I guess everything works out and everyone is happy in the end.

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>>39309315
>>39309368
>>39309245
You people are evil

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do with a monster who behaves in a very creepy manner and won't stop texting you, trying to hit on you and pick you up for a date while you try to ignore her texts?

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a fight, a jabberwock or a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309469
realize that monsters are usually right and start going steady with her.

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>>39309469
Call up your old Bicorn friend and tell her what's going on, she'll make things right as rain!

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>>39309324
>>39309350
>>39309448
I'd personally fuck off of the planet and disappear into deep space with my shogwaifu desu. Pick some barren planet out there to turn into a shogworld.

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>>39309481
all a jabber needs to do is lay on the dragon to win
>>39309469
well what I did was went up to my stalker, pulled her down to my level and frenched hard, left my number and a spare key to house, she's now my gf

[Anonymous No.]

I will surrender and give myself up entirely to the first single monster I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309481
jabberwocks aren't particularly competitive unless it's about being lewd. jabberwock throws the match

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309455
sorry, i cant help but say the truth, but nothing a little cake cant fix for my chubby honey

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>>39309507
>Jabber attempts to pin dragon down
>Misses
>Gets pinned down instead
>Can't get up due to her own FAT and the dragon sitting on her

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>>39309487
you really think it's a good idea to hook up with a monster that behaves like an absolute creep?

[Anonymous No.]

>good morning, sir!
>huh? Cellphone?
>memes?
>Mongolian basket weaving forums?
>that influx of demonic energy turning you into an incubus must've given you pretty crazy dreams, huh?

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>>39309535
>forgetting the extra mouth temtacles as well as lewd breath
the dragon gets played with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309548
Oh, I see. I'm dying and this is one final hallucination.

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>>39309232
yeah, she's totally not just there for ice cream or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>amazons that fight naked
>only runes/tattoos cover their body
>they are magical so their body is strong like an armor
>the magic is stronger when they don't wear clothes

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>>39309215
Echinda's are amazing, just be aware of old abandoned dungeons. Getting to the bottom of one and waking up an ancient Echidna may leave you sore, tired, married to a wife with vocabulary a few millennia out of date and children on the way!

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>>39309564
Protect your ice cream from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309535
it's true, Jabberwocks work like turtles, flip them on their back and they just can't get up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309571
oh that sounds like fun
>>39309583
but she gives me those puppies eyes and I cant resist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309542
it'll work out fine. due to their various circumstances a lot of monsters aren't properly socialized to human customs but with a bit of patience you'll have your perfect wife in no time.

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>>39309583
THere are a lot of pics of her eating ice cream!

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>>39309243
the only alice we accept around these parts is a baphomet.

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>>39309589
so that's another why they have such sturdy legs! and fat tails!

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>>39309617
cutey pootiey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309617
there's a lot of alice

[Anonymous No.]

Hug centaurs

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[Anonymous No.]

cuddle the kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309496
I want a shog momster

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder
https://imgur.com/a/JfSEQeD/embed?pub=true

[Anonymous No.]

When are monsters going to invent video games and cartoons? There's nothing to do but get raped by wild lamias and burp in front of farm holstaurs to impress their feeble little minds.

[Anonymous No.]

Bought this new cow at the auction, she keeps insisting she ain't a cow. Cows sure are dumb eh?

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>>39309682
White horns in particular!

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>>39309628
that's right, it's all biology, nothing to do with their diet I assure you

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>>39309469
I would say hebi, but I think she would just kidnap you after you left her on read

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309703
No, no, you want to make shog a momster. If any monster would have a breeding pit it would be a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309709
Gee I really needed to be reminded of that travesties existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309744
but why wouldn't a shog want to raise her own husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309709
>reminder

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK OFF BOTH OF YE FAGGOTS, THE ONE POSTED THAT SHIT AND THE OTHER WHO POSTED THAT FUCKING WOJACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309816
>basedjack poster
Reddit is down the block.

[Anonymous No.]

Post snakes

[Anonymous No.]

If soijak posters are always wrong, does that mean the ntrposter is right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309831
Shut the fuck up faggot kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309831
don't fellate yourself, it's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

lets post toasters
>>39309846
>>39309827
>>39309847
and not be like these dumbasses

[Anonymous No.]

I hate monster girls cause I know they hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309829
Snakes come in some pretty wild colors, I recently discovered that a candy cane patterned corn snake exists. It really feels like some are meant to be pretty rather than just camouflage.

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>>39309849
They need a womb incubator module installed!

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>>39309874
Daughteru creation units, synthmilk dispensers, and high comfort body padding is a very good standard package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309849
>tfw no fashion bot

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>>39309932
I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a spooky skeleton inside your robot waifu.

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>>39309215
wisp enjoyers rise up

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>>39309942
Silly anon, that’s just a drawing on her bodysuit (i hope)

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>>39309963
It isn't. She's transparent.

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>>39309942
why yes it rattles me bones
>>39309963
nope it be a skellleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309960
Wispfags, this is your mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309868
Being an incel even with monster girls? Come here brother from another mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309966
>>39309970
Woah, so she really is spooky robutt waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215
Easy.

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>>39309976
when I see a wisp, I think of tomoko

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39309982
I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a human woman
>have a son with her
>monsterize her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309977
I think anon is just being mistrustful.

[Anonymous No.]

Roll for one monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

You are being stalked and obsessed over by this monster. She hasn't invaded your space or done anything in particular but has dedicated at least a few months now just to observing you and following you around from a distance. She doesn't know you've noticed her. What do you do?

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>>39310003
>cuckshit
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I love my jub jub wife and my adopted baphomet daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Phantom
Wait for death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>zombie stalking me
cute, CUTE,EXTREMELY CUTE
iI have a feeling she be a bit chunky so I'd lure her home and fuck and cuddle her
>>39310034
why she got the rings around her eyes

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>>39309215

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>>39310048

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>>39310058
damn, gotta pour one out for alice

[Anonymous No.]

Only date knight centaurs, dont aim for lower.

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>>39310048
>zombie shuffling behind you, dragging her feet and making tons of noise
>thinks you can't see her when she's hiding behind a telephone pole
>sometimes forgets what she's doing and gets lost following you to new places

CUTE

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>>39310078
>She has a little photo of you around her neck
>a pair of your underwear as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310058
>Now draw a frog eating a baphomet
I'll never forget frogvorefag

[Anonymous No.]

>based fox hates government
>bites democrat

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/aggressive-fox-reported-near-us-capitol/3017247/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310040
She probably writes really dramatic, emotional fanfiction about how you're kept apart by tragic circumstances out of your control. Very chuuni.

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>>39310073
all i got was this purple knightmare

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>>39310008
>Raiju
Wear a faraday cage i.e. a full suit of chain or plate mail. Pray that I don't get mistaken for an Order member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310073
Strong legs to carry the weight of the centaur foal triplets i’ll be putting in her belly

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>>39310008
>arachne stalker
I'd start leaving her little notes and things to try and get her to talk to me without scaring her off. I'd even leave my door open if I had to. She doesn't need to be shy, I love spiders.

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>>39310008
>alarune
So thats why there's dirt everywhere!

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>>39310008
>Tsurara-onna
>I live in Texas and hate the cold
I’m not sure how this could have happened or how she’s even surviving here.

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>>39310078
>sometimes loses sight of you and gets sad
>you can never take the sad groans she makes so you get closer and get her to notice you
>she always makes a happy noise when she "finds" you and gets back into stalking mode
>even though your staring right at her 4 feet away

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>>39310073
Knights are dorks. I prefer mercenaries because of their lack of chivalry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>cursed sword
guess im getting shanked, at least I can fuck the shank as well

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that ghouls can put together quite complex plans to get you, unlike zombies.....or they'll just wait for you to go outside for something and just tackle you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309976
one day i'll wake up to blue skinned beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>whitehoen
NO MS WHITEHORN, STOP IT, YOUR SCARING MEMPPHH MMPPH MMM

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>>39310105
>Phantom infatuated with man with depression
>Writing an incredibly emotional script about you feeling hopeless and alone before being swept off your feet by your new Phantom wife
>Drops the script halfway through, soaked with tears at the thought of you doing something drastic while she was taking too long
>Drags you into a romantic comedy to put a bright smile on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>cute friendly neighbour
>friendly succ on the other side
>manage to invite them to play games
>leave to take care of something
>return
>get double teamed by the succ and your freshly corrupted neighbour

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>>39310172
Hnng. You could start talking to her, go through normal introductions and even arrange a date before she realizes she's been busted. She doesn't even remember to get embarrassed until after you've already brought her home. It would be bad if she got lost and wandered all night looking for you again.

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>>39310218
>she finally gets it when she wighted

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310161
Cold
>Can always wear more layers
>Easy to warm up
>Comfy under covers
>Not constantly sweating
>Cheaper electricity costs
Heat
>Can only take off so much
>Cooling down takes much longer
>Have to use shitty thin blankets that aren't comfy
>Constantly sweaty and sticky
>Have to pay out the ass to keep your home 70 degrees

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>>39309215

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>>39310224
>"Wait a minute....has he figured me out?"
>she asks herself after marriage and two children

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310231
hehe titty
>>39310237
>even as a wight, has her hair down over her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310217
No thanks, not interested in fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310244
I'll gladly take all your hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310237
>still can't shake the habit of stalking hubby
>even in their own home
>"Hey mom, why are you staring at dad behind the couch?"

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>>39310008
>ren xiongmao
I'd imagine this would be the worst stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310257
now just gimme a hag with a tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310227
Wrong, I’ll take heat over cold any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310288
same, fucking hate the cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310278
i'd nominate wurm, sandworm and dragon zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310300
the two that dig can be great stalkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310258
>"Shush. You're going to blow my cover!"
>husband hands her her morning coffee and gives her a kiss
>"Thanks dear, love you. Wait, I mean-."
>daughter is confused, wonders how long her mom has been scared of the coffee machine

[Anonymous No.]

Have I missed the "MGE world is actually a dystopia" discussion?

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>>39310316
Nope, what have you got?

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>>39310161
Bro you just got offered free a/c for life and a big pair of popsicles to lick, now is not the time to be asking questions.

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>>39310324
if you put it that way.....

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>>39310316
Yes, but you're just in time for "MGE is a terribly boring setting for an RPG campaign and KC needs to add actual conflict that isn't just Order vs Demon Lord" discussion.

I mean at least describe different types of Orc tribes or something.

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>>39310322
No need to shit things up just yet, it'll start without my intervention anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310306
they're a bit lacking in subtlety

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310331
Go away, you people got chased out for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310306
>great stalkers
>Dragon Zombie
She's either raping you on the spot or taking back to the cave until she wights.
>Sandworm
Taken as soon as you get to any open field.
>Wurm
You'll know where she's at when the ground is shaking. She also cant hide well.

[Anonymous No.]

Target spotted

[Anonymous No.]

There seems to be a lot of free candy in hagville.
I have to investigate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215
Mommy snek is awfully charming.

>>39309682
Tits at face height is a nice perk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310204
>700lb, weather-proof, extremely athletic stalker that can sprint up to 75km/h
White horns are really pretty and sweet but would make horrifying yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310310
>kid asks anon why wight mom acts all creepy
>he explains that it's just her way of showing affection
>to demonstrate, he looks back at her hiding spot and tells stalker wight that he loves her
>she immediately hides behind the stairs and blushes while mumbling a "I love you too...' and "Tch...caught again"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310353
What I mean by that, they are very good at tracking you

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls have the same thing for evil guys that we have for evil monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310387
>kid grows up just like mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310243
>hair down over her face
Has potential, especially if she gets embarrassed and makes cute noises when you push back her bangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310397
My experience in yumejo communities tells me very yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310377
Especially after the velvet just came off their horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310397
>Good girls go for bad guys
>Bad girls go for good guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310397
I’ll be the clown anti hero then

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310421
But Krampus explicitly likes to go for bad guys so bad girls also go for bad guys. Houri also go for good guys so this makes no sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310278
No, they'd probably be pretty parkour-capable and peek from unexpected angles. They're pandas, not sloths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310430
Forgetting someone anon?

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>>39310449
I don't think so

[Anonymous No.]

teach your daughters not to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310377
Isn't that really big for a deer? Are you calling her fst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310467
I'm sure mom will give them some great seduction lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310365
I have also heard of free copies of elden ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310430
>Krampus isn't considered good
She's punishing evildoers anon if that's not good then I don't know what is. Houris go after those in need of love and devoted to Eros but still can't get a girl this makes them neutral allowing them to go after good or evil guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310469
I was thinking in moose sizes, female caribou are 250ish, plus human torso would probably put her a little over 300. Not that I would turn away a thick white horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310454
A certain tall clown that’s right behind you?¿

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310501
Yeah there's nothing there anon. Bogies are pretty evil though so that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310365
course there's free candy, those hags got to be thicc somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310500
>I was thinking in moose sizes
I figured. Also, I kind of want a moose white horn to casually mog some centaur now.

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>>39310497
>She's punishing evildoers anon if that's not good then I don't know what is
She's still evil anon
Also:
>>Houris go after those in need of love and devoted to Eros but still can't get a girl
>They are easily drawn to men who accumulate good deeds, and sometimes multiple houris will love the same man.
Confirmed good girls going after good men.

[Anonymous No.]

Do multitailed lolibaba foxes consider single tailed older looking foxes hags even though they're much younger than them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310524
Fox hags are like fine wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>dragon zombie
OH GOD OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310532
>moose white horn
>HUGE, muscular, aggressive, has a cute angry face
>hot, steamy breath with a tendency to huff big clouds when she gets excited
>in mating season goes into full baby crazy mode, packs on a little thickness and is capable of flipping over cars to get to you
>crushes you with bear hugs and tosses you around like a ragdoll when she's happy
>usually very gentle and sweet but gets hellhound-level aggressive when she smells you're ready to mate

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be at a cupids mercy

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>>39310008
how the fuck did she not realise everyone know she have been following me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310533
Krampus is more akin to batman, except she's got big tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310661
Maybe she thinks her clever plan of closing her worm mouth to hide her human body was working.

[Anonymous No.]

Which dwarf girl will you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215
Don't tell this- or atleast, do not remind Fallen Goddess Monstergirls or any Pandemonium aligned monsters that their sexy lewd lustful crusade failed to corrupt and monsterize the high elf homeland. Do not remind Fallen Goddess and Pandemonium aligned monstergirls that the high elves successfully fended off the Fallen Goddess invasion. Many Fallen Goddess and Pandemonium aligned monstergirls that are old enough still seethe and are butthurt that they failed to monsterize the high elves. And failed to corrupt the high elf queen because her Phoenix guard boyfriend saved her.

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>>39310678
So she's a huge jerk?

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>>39310008
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Kesaran_Pasaran
Well... she's cute I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310278
gargoyles are probably the best stalker. whenever you turn around there's just some weird statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310718
>got whipped by Ms Krampus.

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>>39310008
>Ryu
Explains the weird weather patterns. She's getting too distracted with stalking me to realize she's destabilizing the weather.
I'll just approach her and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310744
>Weeping angels from doctor who but with a gargoyle
Monster girls are good at the whole fear boner thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310744
>>39310758
>constantly freezes in lewd poses

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>>39310763
>Turn away from squatting gargoyle
>Turn back
>She's now in a standing splits spreading her pussy
>Turn away
>Turn back
>She's now doing the jack-o pose with her ass towards you
>Turn away
>She got too close and now has you

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>>39310763
>it becomes a game of seeing what the statue in the front yeard is doing today
>yesterday she was just bent over, showing off her huge round ass
>this morning she was in a jack'o pose, looking embarrassed
>one day she's gone from her normal spot on the lawn
>you go outside to look around and jump when you see her right next to the door, making the most intense ahegao you've ever seen

>>39310813
We're not so different, you and I.

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>>39310816
obviously you should push the statue back to where it was

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>>39310832
if it's too top heavy it could fall on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310832
No, stick your finger in her mouth and see what happens.

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>>39310839
>push the statue but it wont budge
>comment out loud that its too heavy for you
>turn around and then look back
>statue has a sad look in her eyes while her hands are pinching her belly
please to be mean to your lawn ornaments

[Anonymous No.]

Is a gargoyle in her stone form rough or smooth, how warm is she or is she cold like stone?

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>>39310008
>Troll
>Recently catching glimpses of an ornate dress in the shade
>Huge footprints in my garden appearing overnight
>Hear a yelp while coming home from the store
>A large mamono fall out of an alleyway and is sprawled on the sidewalk
>Approach her to ask if she's alright but she turns away seemingly embarassed
>She tries to say 5 things at once before she runs back down the alley
>Okay
>Get home and set my groceries down
>Notice my back door is off its hinges
>Walk into my garden and notice new footprints
>I turn around to leave only to bump into someone
>Look up and see the drooling face of the mamono I saw on the way home
>She grabs onto my shirt with her large hands
>Before I can say anything she pulls my entire body up for a long messy kiss
>Gently lays me down on the soil while flowers begin to bloom in her hair
>Happy I installed privacy Fencing for what happened next

Followed by marriage, clearly.

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>>39310858
Poetic that the way trolls work she gets more meek and shy the more time she spends lurking in the shadows, but comes to life when she finally reveals herself back out in the sun.

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>>39310744
>>39310758
>>39310763
>>39310813
>>39310816
>>39310832
>>39310839
>>39310840
>>39310855
What if I were to try being an edgelord and get a sledgehammer or tell the Stalker Gargoyle:

>"That's it! I'm gettin' me Mallet!!!"

Basically threaten to hammer her to dust. Not that i hate mamonos. I just wana be left alone because not looking for a date damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310524
Stop that.
Stop making me more dependent on fox hags.

Holy fuck I NEED a fox hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Orcs, as you can see, are a primitive and brutish race; slaves to their own subhuman desires and instincts.

Abhorrent to behold, a blight upon all senses and a scourge to mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309982
MOMAGI

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310952
I know, isn't it great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310954
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310985
The ideal state of a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309243
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310947
and they need you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Ryu
No wonder the weather has been so good recently. Better go visit her shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>spin the wheel
>get a fucking alp
>hit the spin button again immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310102
Tamamo really going wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310524
>>39311030
Don't Kitsunes use shapeshifting to assume these forms?
If that's the case, then that means they're assuming the shape of a fat-bottomed, huge-breasted hag on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311098
Based fox knows that i want my child to take shape in the belly of a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311030
I desire nohting more than to find a lonely fox hag and bless her with a massive family.
The entire house must be mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311062
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311108
Every fiber of my being is yelling at me to lunge into the turbosoft zone and receive a lap pillow and boobhat at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311119
And get wrapped in tails too. Then you can just lie there, getting your head scritched while you listen to your kid kick around inside her

[Anonymous No.]

Foxgirls are for impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311108
>>39311126
why do foxes always get the most perfect thick art, it's not fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311126
An unending kiss assault on her belly.
also
Kids, atleast 4 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Tritonia
GONNA FUGG DAT SLUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311133
>Governor of a whole province
This is an important Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311133
That is their scheme, you'll think of nothing but the urge to blend blood with foxkind, it can derail a thread in seconds
>>39311131
This anon is already lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311145
I want an empress fox.

[Anonymous No.]

I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311161
Wicked, ancient evil foxes are arguably even more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311161
Is that what you truly want, for Humanity to be ruled over by fluffy-tailed, Fox overlords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311155
>that nipple
I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO FOXES
I DO NOT DESIRE FOX MILK
I AM STRONG
I HAVE TO BE STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311176
Aaah, it's too late, you need to go get the shinto priest if you want the thread back..

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never trust Foxes, especially not the easy going ones that wrap their arm around my shoulders and lead me around town showing the gaijin all the cool places to go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Unicorn
Can already imagine one threatening other women with a knife if they get close "close" in this case being within a block of my person

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311174
Yes, if you want a vision of the future imagine Fox's mofu crushing all who oppose her benevolent rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311199
We have conversion therapies for those who harbour the delusion of resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311233
Me in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311195
>yandere unicorn sharpens horn with malicious intent
>stamps her hooves and scratches ridges into the floor
>grinds her teeth and shakes with jealous anger
>eyes radiate with violence
>soft face is still only able to make a cute pout

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311248
That's why it would be scary, despite how demure unicorns are it's important to remember they're the size of horses with razor sharp horns. In folktales they can kill lions

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311190
>>39311199
>>39311233
I've failed.
I've become a slave to foxes.
I exist to breed mofu.
This was my fate all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311272
That's a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

so, what are we all doin tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309232
more like blubberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311294
thinkin bout thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311303
kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311289
Fuck that's a hot fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310365
GPU prices went through the roof not because of the miners, but because of the hags after they realized times changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311321
kots like these are for snuggling into cuddlecats who whine when you aren't around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311327
Surely a hag wouldn't come up and offer you a brand new gpu if you followed her home, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311133
>Fuwa province
Now there's somewhere to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Kunoichi

Fitting, I’d set out signs that I’m looking for a gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311784
>Horny virgin lives here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>flow kelp
I sit on the beach making sand castles every day but never go in the ocean until I know she's absolutely desperate and starts getting impatient, then I finally give he what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311900
A high tide on a windy day may bring her closer to you than you initially assumed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311954
Well then it's just nature wanting it to happen, I guess. Not like I'd resist (except just to make things more exciting when I finally lose to her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311900
It's easy to forget how gorgeous Flow Kelps are.
Most plant girls are both beautiful and underappreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

Fight swordlim! get rewards based on how long you survive!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Question for monogamy fags. If you had to have a multi-species harem of at least 4 girls who'd you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312173
>Clueless lv1 Anon tries his chance because he needs the money for house repairs
>Swordlim has pity on him and lets him survive long enough for a handsome reward
>Anon now has a fanatic Lizardman follower constantly harassing him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312183
>Eel
>Demon
>Smart cow
>Bicorn
The first three are my top three and the fourth is a harem manager. Bicorns aren't even my favorite horse, but I'd need help with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312173
i wonder if we'll get to see selene at her max?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312244
Let me guess
>Traditional wife Eel
>Demon that acts both like an ancient evil and an innocent teenager
>By the books Smart Cow
>Bicorn who is kind and understanding, but fearsome when she gets angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312183
Holstaur
Minotaur
Hakutaku
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312183
>hellhound
>mantciore
>cheshire
>raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312246
I feel like you could make an "alucard vs luke" fight with selene, if she decided to do the demon seduction stuff
>Now you'll see, how real succubi do battle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312274
>Eel
Yes. Also a goof.
>Demon
No, she's "lazy" in that her contract is lax and she doesn't go all out on mommy dom. Basically all teenager in your comparison. I just want a blue succ.
>Haku
Yes. I don't have a very good mental image of this one, though.
>Bicorn
Not quite. Basically, genderbend Dr. Phil, monsterize her, and stick her torso on a horse. Not scary, but will make you feel like an absolute heel if you're being one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312183
Lich
Grizzly
Owl Mage
Bunyip
I’m strict monogamy but I just can’t seem to decide on one. Chimera might be an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312183
Jinko
Shoggoth
White Horn
Werebat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312570
>Everything thinks the Shoggoth merely acts as the maid and is the lowest ranked wife
>In reality the entire house is Shog, she knows everything and has absolute control of the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312614
I'd rather a house where floor is made out of floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312752
>Not letting your shog be floor
This is abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312752
Can Lava Golem be the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312752
>She's not home
>"how can you tell?"
>the floor is made out of floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312512
Why are you so into monogamy that you cannot have more than one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312889
I would be too worried about not distributing affection equally. I don’t want one of them to feel like I’m playing favorites or not giving them enough attention. Things like Dopp potions exist, but I would still feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312801
I'm imagining a smiling shog face stretched to cover an entire floor and I can't sto͔͓p ̻̹̦̤s̭͎̗̤ṃ̳͍͎i͈̫̱͖̥l̞̜͚in̙͔̘͔ͅg͎̹͈̦͖̪̬ ̧̥m̘̟̳̺̖͉y̢͖͚̟͇̪ͅs͉̩͍͙e̞̙̺̪̥͕̮
l͍̱̟̙͚͞f̡̫̰̦͉͟͟ͅ ̝͈̼̳h̳͎͕̼͡͠ą̵̨͈̠̜̼̻̩h̼͓͕̜͚̰͙͢ͅà̷̯̹̹͝h̝͔̗͈̺̕͞a̟̟̹̥͉̕͜͡h̸̴̘͉̜͇̦͓̱̞͚̞̙̮͕͉͎̥͓̮̀͟á̛̬̗͔͕͖͝h̵̸̢̙̫̞͓̹̠͓̮̳͙̞͕̥̯a̷̢̨͇͈͔̤̤̭̺͈̤͉̳̕

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312930
This is my problem as well. Add to that the fact that I'm an introvert and will want alone time no matter how much I love these women and it just gets worse. Tje happiest harem setup for me would be a relationship of convenience more than a traditional romance, I think. Kind of like having a few roommates that you generally agree with and also fuck, but then babies happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39312982
So you want the whole popular pyrow clique not just the head one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313014
Monospecies harems are boring; I want to be a Sultan with pussy on call. Preferably pussy that understands me. I guess a harem in the MGE sense could work for me as long as all of the girls have their own things going and aren't especially clingy or jealous, but I don't much care for the idea outside of getting my dick wet a different way every night.

I'm a sleazy romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

Are zombie turned wights as equally haughty as their pure wight cousins?

[Anonymous No.]

hot dog makes cute expressions when you give her affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313231
That's an alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313231
They're more likely to be humble since they know first-hand what it's like to be a commoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon falls for the Wonderland degenerate memes
>Goes to Wonderland
>Hooks-up with a cheshire cat at a bar
>Tells her all his /d/egenerate fetishes
>She gives him a look of complete and utter disgust
>She goes on stage and grabs a mic
>She proceeds to bully anon with jokes in front of the whole bar, making fun of his fucked up interests
>Everyone laughs at him including her
>She takes him home and fucks him anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw i missed fox hag powerhour
AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW NO TACTICAL LOLIBABA SABBATH

[Anonymous No.]

lightning elemental when?

[Anonymous No.]

wurm dark mage is the cutest dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313595
Have a magical girl cosplaying as a magical girl instead.
I don't think we'll ever get a modern army sabbath. Might be lucky to get a knightly one with cute musketeer familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

Reject weak flesh monsters, their weak wombs pale in comparison to synth wombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313685
But why not tactical magical girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313702
>still cam divide by 0
Dumb bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39311131
This

Mofu must block out the sun, so get that fox to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313621
any slyph can do that. lightning is a subset of wind, because lightning is just static electricity from particles in the air rubbing against each other because of temperature differences, causing areas of low and high pressure, and because all the particles creating static it causes the area in the sky and ground to be ionized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313651
How are her lizardry skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313758
You know, haku's don't teach you how to be a feckin joykill

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313748
Just tell me wherre those fox hags and I'll stick 'em and rape 'em, that'll show those foxes whose boss
>>39313780
Da best in class

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313780
she got an A+ in lizardomancy from her still single dark mage professor

[Anonymous No.]

>Biggest mean insult you could give a mamono
What would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313877
lmao no eggs
infertile
dumbo
benis shrinker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313864
>When the students show up at graduation with their bfs and husbands and the professor is still single
That must be painful

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk into lamia's tea shop
>She's stocking the shelf
>You notice no ring on her fingers (sweet, she's single!)
>Ask her a question about some tea and if it's good with X
>She starts to ramble on about it
>Stick your finger in her ear, digging in there a bit
>She's frozen in confusion
>Pull out finger and walk away before she gathers a reaction
>Sniff finger in full view of her
>She asks "What the fuck?"
>Continue to walk away without elaborating further

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313899
>Sorry ma'am, you make my dick softer than cotton candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313940
imma on purpose, no bullshit, fail her c'ass with the lowest grade possible so I can spend some time with her
>>39314002
>giving a poor lamia a earplay fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Clowns are not funny, not scary, not sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314105
who can one man be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314105
It's impressive how you can say so many wrong things in just one sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, does anyone here knows what happened to this writefren, touchfluffysnail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>nightmare
Trap her the usual way I guess, get myself a shy, awkward, and cute dreamhorse wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk is just filtered blood. Think about that the next time your vampire wife sucks your blood. You'll be sucking out her's too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314202
Milk is milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314213
Mammary glands filter blood in the breasts, converting it into milk. Essentially, it's filtered blood that you're drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314232
MILK IS MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314232
Everything you eat is sunlight and water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314232
Ms Haku is being mean again!! And she wonders why she still single

[Anonymous No.]

This is what you should do to take care of your cocogoat
>Having consensual loving sex for the purpose of breeding with your coco wife!
>Lovingly embracing her and celebrating when she tells you the good news!
>Watching her belly get a little bump and seeing it grow little by little!
>Giving her newly sore and full breasts relief by drinking her milk!
>Hearing her say that the milk is "meant for the babies" and asurring her that she has enough to share!
>Satisfying all of her pregnant cravings, even the more intimate ones!
>Giving your coco wife's round and heavy baby bump kisses and cuddles as you both feel your babies moving inside her!
>Preparing your house for the arrival of your little bundles of joy!
>Being there for your coco wife when the time of the birth comes, reassuring her she did wonderful!
>You and your coco wife being caring and loving parents for your little coco kids!
>Being proud of every achievement of your kids!
>Laughing with them as their grandma tells them childhood stories of their mom!
>Being one happy family with the cocogoat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314264
You're not understanding, anon. We she starts boasting about how vampires are superior to humans or whatever. How consuming anything other than blood is degenerate. You can nerd out on her and more or less claim you too are a vampire because you technically drink her blood too. Think anon, THINK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314312
>tfw she actually believes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>inari
3m fox stalking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314295
Stop it, my world is coming undine...undone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314132
He is right though the only funny clown was Pennywise and he is retired now

[Anonymous No.]

Monster gf of your dreams but she straight from the 80s in both musical taste dress and style

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314623
I can live with that as long as she keeps the outdated slang down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314623
This is ideal though?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trust to foxes, anon. They can brainwash you with their pussies and tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314658
>don't trust to foxes
Another drop out from Ms. Haku's English class

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215

[Anonymous No.]

ignore bait, post fox or big fox get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314704
This is your future, big fox

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu know any magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
my bogie wife definitely does, shes always right behind me somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
She only knows one spell, it makes my dick bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>39314693
>>/jp/thread/S39266974#p39283500_1

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314752
how many times did she have to use the spell, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
Cute magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314781
honestly greenwormanon, your wife gives me diabetes with how cute she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314773
Every time she wants to wrestle! She does this cool magical dance, where she takes her clothes off and shakes her hips! I can feel the energies just flowing into my crotch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314802
>>39314802
anon, i think thats called sex, not wresteling

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314680
Sorry for my ESL-english, Haku-sama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314819
Sex is wrestling with custom rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314819
Nuh uh! She assured me it's an old ritual passed down through generations of the Cow Witches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314800
She really is too cute at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314835
i think shes taking advantage of how either naive or slow you are, but it's okay. She can do all the tuff stuff like thinking for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
Siths are very magical and intelligent creatures. Although the entry is a bit unclear I assume 'even able to cast magical spells' means that their magical power is noteworthy.
Since everyone in mge can learn some magic if they want I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314827
just remember to say it in your head to see if it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314829
and everyone wins, even the one who got pinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
my wurm wife does and so does my jabber wife

[Anonymous No.]

Like it or not, men belong to sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314967
and how they gonna get out the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314989
Sharknado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314989
Magic

[Anonymous No.]

magus anon are you still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>Huge hulking ochi
>Scars, heavy armor, a terrifying glare from the slits of her mask.
>Has a positively adorable face that embarrasses her.
Bodyguards are lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315011
she needs to learn how to walk first
>>39315041
im thinking she big and strong fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315074
Exactly.
WIth one of those big spiked clubs she wields with skill and ease.
And that chub is best for molestation in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315009
>wake up
>go out to my porch
>theres a mershark laying on my front porch
>LOL, go back inside and grab some meat
>put it on a string and cast it out
landfishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215

[Anonymous No.]

I want a salamander who insist of fighting me naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315126
i love silly hats! imma pt silly hats on every monster I meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315011
Much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315104
>tfw you are fast and agile, so you like messing with your bodyguard by quickly taking her mask off, frenching her hard and quickly then putting her visor down

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315011
I want to get a thigh job from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315173
damn, that shark got some THICC thighs
>>39315144
so a celtic salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315209
>celtic salamander?
imagine the tattoos and fabulous ginger hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315192
Are you implying that your Ochi-bodyguard would sink so low as to try and take revenge on you for such an act?
So silly, she is her lord's to use as he sees fit....but for his own good she will need to make sure that all his energy is burned off before he goes to sleep that night lest he have a restless night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315209
>so a celtic salamander?
I wasn't even thinking about that but yes, very much yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315218
and she loves shitting on the roman wans

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315234
>"Roman Dogs go home."
>....But we're wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315221
for that, she gets more teasing and pudge groping

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315277
Anon no, do you want that bed to break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315284
she already broke it before by sitting on it, I sleep on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>werecat
I pspspsps at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>krampus
I've decided I don't like this game anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315332
you'd get pounced before you'd even notice her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315208
Make sure you're prepared for the shark skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315234
>Be Not!order-roman solider
>Get sent to far away lands to fight some savage monster girls
>You got great arms and armor
>Your army is well organized and supplied
>All is going well
>You get ambushed by a group of naked monster girls
>Somehow they manage to scatter the army and you get dragged back to their village
>Now you have to spend the rest of your days knocking up the monster girls that captured you
>Good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315300
That...sounds more like she'd just molest you at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315371
No! Anon, what about the glory of Rome?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315381
so thats why I wake up so damn horny! She keeps messing with me in my sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315388
>Commander, this Celtic monster girl pussy got me questioning my loyalty to Rome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Medusa
Well, let's see if I learned something of Perseus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Ratatoskr
I mean, that's fine. I just wished she didn't have a 600 page book on every little detail about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>Ork
>hasn't invaded your space or done anything
REALLY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310008
>mothman
just gotta get out my lantern and turn it on, and dummy stalker gf obtained!

[Anonymous No.]

no megaman themed automaton that molests other monster girls and learns sexual techiques when they cum to use on her master

[Anonymous No.]

DRUELLA-SAMA EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315603
auntie druellla is pretty sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315652
Needs bigger breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315722
my fren, thats more than enough to pin with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315144
>>39315234
Damnit. Why did you have to say Roman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315126
Pathetic lamiass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315738
To quote a certain man.
More weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315749
When you touch her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315775
then u cast greater lactaction and venusifcation on Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315799
Instructions understood, casting both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
I like to imagine my Night Gaunt wife is an ancient mage that knows a lot of chaos husband transformation magic and also knows pedomorphasis and megamorphasis and can switch forms between loli and adult at will.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscular ojou-samas! A wight should have a body befitting a nobility. It should radiate strength and inspire awe.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315874
>A wight should have a body befitting a nobility.
Yeah but that’s more a 17th century Anglo-French view of nobility, some cultures, like the Vikings, nobility was based on who the stronger warrior was.
Moral of the story; don’t get you some haughty French Wight who doesn’t have any war stories to tell you, get you a much older, much stronger, and much bigger Wight that’s covered in runes and prays to the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315901
Why is Robin a centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315837
And we never heard from Anon again as he was crushed under massive boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315837
>tfw druella wakes up the next morning and thinks she just turned into a hag
>She is about to cry but then
>BOOM
>Anon just bursts through her castle, breaks down her door and fucks her harder than germans got in the aftermath of the first world war
>>39315969
and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314726
I don't consider using her eyes to be typical spellcasting magic.
Apart from that, she does know a handful of simple spells, nymphomancies, and pharmacomancies.
That said, she has extensive knowledge of magic theory across several disciplines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315969
>they say when the boobs lifted
>Anon had the goofiest face to ever goof

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316059
why are monster spells so focused on sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316108
Because it’s a magical wank fantasy bro KC ain’t gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

She wants you to drink up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316124
kinda small

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>>39314726
She'd only breathe fire despite being able to learn magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316124
sorry, I only drink blueberry flavor

[Anonymous No.]

Is incest allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315981
>>39315969
I welcome my death

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>>39316182
how now, blue cow!

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>>39315945
I dunno
But it bums me thst out of all the Robin doujins I came across only one artist actually incorporated her powers sexually and that one guy is a futa fag.

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>>39316124
>>39316182
imagine a kingdom of holst hybrids like a holst jinko, holst jabberwock, holst bogie, or even holst gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316258
wocks are already cows

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>>39316265
they dont lactate normally if I can recall

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>>39316258
One of the most dangerous starting zones, only next to hagville

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>>39316242
Her powers are extremely useful during sex, she's a one woman harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316298
one little scratch is all it takes to activate over protective maternal mode in all the nearby monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316343
And that’s not even getting into the fact that most health potion sold there are mostly just the sellers milk, so the newb gets addicted and the seller gets hitched

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You. Me. Sex. Now.

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>>39310954
I want to suckle on those nips

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER:
It's been scientifically proven that boys breed better with bugs. Time to cum (TTC) is down by 15% when compared to monster average, and insect monsters have an average of 1.3 more children per year then the next most fertile monsters, the aquatics. The demon lord's vision will be realized under bug hips, warm bloods know your place.

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>>39316518
Doromes are for hugging first. Sex comes second.

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>>39316551
Having a hard time imagining the logistics of getting under those hips.

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>>39316551
Nah, bug is bug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk
Mamonos did this?

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>>39316551
I don’t trust numbers, they LIE

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>>39316343
>>39316443
And let's not forget that crying causes nearby cows to inmediatly lactate and activates their motherly instincts to comfort you and soothe you with their milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39316447
I've started to like centaur type girls more and more and I don't know how to feel about it.

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>>39316551
TTC is an obsolete metric that favorises violent monsters who mindlessly slam their hips.
>insect monsters have an average of 1.3 more children per year
This isn't a fair argument. Bugs get pregnant just as often as other species on average, it's just that they tend to produce more twins and triplets.

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>>39309215
One of these things is not like the others.

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>>39312183
Demon
That same demon
Also that same demon
Pharaoh

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>>39315011
Mersharks are better with legs

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>>39316814
>t. future stable slut

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>>39316836
Ones larping fox hag

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>>39316836
>>39316855
>Most innocent looking fox cub is actually a 1000+ years old vixen who is likely very evil
This is why men must stay away from fluff.

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>>39316727
>tfw you were just cutting onions

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>>39316854
How does one apply for the position of Stable Slut? Asking for a friend.

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>>39316727
coming back to the town gate with one hitpoint is how you cause riots

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>>39316942
Endure tanking is a viable strategy! Seeing monsters watch you drop to one hp in the battle over and over again as they fail to defeat you never gets old!

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>>39316922
Look for job postings for 'Jockey' or 'Stablehand'. It's not politically correct to call them what they are anymore.

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>>39320042
>Picture in this post is marked as spoiler
how did he do that

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>>39316830
Just because rag-tails need to spend 50 minutes holding hands or some shit before they get the guts to start fucking does not mean TTC is obsolete.

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>>39316996
That or become an apprentice farrier. It's an important job that they always appreciate, not to mention putting you in tail flick range.

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>>39316965
i feel that's how you get a wanted poster, not because you were bad, more like you are too risky to leave alone in monsters eyes

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What monster will you attract if you smell like onions?

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>>39316854
>>39316922
>>39316996
>Anon is jobless and tired of living in the city
>Finds a job in the middle of nowhere as a "Stablehand"
>Moves to the ranch and goes to meet all the horses he'll take care of
>No animals to be found in stable
>He instead gets warmly greeted by 8 Huge breasted centaurs with thick southern accents and even thicker bodies
>They're already fighting to decide who gets to have him first

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>>39316965
Always a fan of tank plus poison in order to slowly whittle them down. Although for monsters I suppose that would be tanking plus aphrodisiac nerve venom or something?

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>>39316996
Emo hoss goes clippety-clop on the cobblestones of Transylvania

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>>39317115
Ogres

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>>39317115
>onions
inb4 "you can't milk an onion"

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>>39317115
Trolls. They might think you're a very skilled gardener.

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>>39317175
>>39317171
GET AWAY FROM ME DONKEY

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>>39317148
also known chunni dork town
>>39317115
take a shower, anon

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>>39317189
Need a troll with Queen Hiling's nose

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>>39317217
y tho?

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>>39317223
It's cute

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>>39317115
akamame

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>>39317118
>>He instead gets warmly greeted by 8 Huge breasted centaurs with thick southern accents and even thicker bodies

So that’s what heaven is like.

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>>39317118
Are they all normal centaurs or is one of them a bicorn?
Also this sounds like the god damn dream.

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>>39317102
>Do NOT let this man out of your sight
>He is dangerous only to himself

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>>39317223
He likes Jewish IDF baddies.

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>>39317200
>take a shower, anon
Not until that damn slime gets out of my bathtub! I’ve called and called the Oni plumbers but they’re too busy fucking some prince somewhere.

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>>39317118
I think a horse harem poses a very real threat of crushing you

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>>39317366
make them holsts, and I'd agree
>>39317459
go to the local bathhouse then, i have to wear my fm12 gas mask with a fresh filter because of your stench

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>>39317118
>>They're already fighting to decide who gets to have him first

I’m grabbing the oldest one there with the whitest hair and I’m not pulling out until she’s filled to the brim.

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>>39317366
Only if heaven involves bathing, brushing and breeding big centaurs.

>>39317410
There might be a Bicorn as well as one of those rare dairy centaurs.

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>>39317470
And?

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>>39317484
>inb4 they all are old as dust

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the grand exchange
>type "buying gf" and hit send
>get doxxed immediately by all the sweaty hags that play old computer games

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>>39317515
Have you seen all those hags who stream themselves every day playing OSRS?
This is who is coming after you.

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>>39317515
>it’s just nothing but nerdy Cheshire’s
>they just sit outside your house not because they’re fighting each other for you/waiting to pounce on you
>no they’re all awkward as hell because the only man they’ve ever talked to in their lives was their dads

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id post on 4mon that Im selling myself for the price of free4hags and post the corner Im at waiting, then livestream what happens next

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>>39317497
I want to be loved by hors, not hurt by hors

[Anonymous No.]

What MG would like to chill and eat edibles with me?

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>>39317591
wonderworms and jabberwocks you stoner

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>>39317574
i'll have great fun teasing them to hell and back

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>>39317574
>no they’re all awkward as hell because the only man they’ve ever talked to in their lives was their dads
It is canon to mge that many unmarried CCs are that way because they never leave their parent's houses well into adulthood. Must be awkward to have a 40 year old daughter who gets brought tendies and has to share the house with all her sisters who are still children or in their teens

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>>39317644
It’s that movie ‘Failure to Launch’ but with sweaty CC MGs instead of Matthew McConaughey.

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>>39317574
>they all get bored and start larping with each other outside
>you have to let them know you can see them enacting their Monster Hearts fanfics in the parking lot

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>>39317632
How would you tease them?
>dress like a stereotypical 1950’s father with lounge jacket and pipe and make them do chores?
>tell them you’re more of a dog person?
>throw a catnip bomb in the middle of them?

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>>39317674
How does a father get his womanchild daughters to move out and make something of themselves?
Assuming he only has eyes for his wife and doesn't want to fuck them

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>>39317706
>Monster Hearts fanfics
I would totally run out there dressed like Joshua Graham and spray them all with a super soaker.

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>>39317709
go outside dressed like a clown and bring the rubber chicken out

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>>39317739
>put ads in the paper
>tv ads showcasing his daughteru
>drop her off at the adoption center
>buy the neighbor boy who cuts your yard

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>>39317779
>buy neighbor boy
how much ya wannna bet this was arranged way long ago

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>>39309496
This is the only correct answer to the Shog question

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>>39317420
That just means when they try to take me I can get more XP when I win right? I'm still safe in towns as long as I keep my guard up right? I'm not gonna be dog piled as soon as I walk towards the gate right?

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>>39317709
just grab one and rape her hard in fron of the others and play rape and seek with them

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>>39317709
catnip then tied up while I play with one chesh at a time

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>>39317644
>It is canon to mge that many unmarried CCs are that way because they never leave their parent's houses well into adulthood.
Yeah, mostly because of overprotective fathers. If your adult monster daughter is a virgin that never held a male hand other than yours and still hasn't moved out, it's probably your fault.

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>>39317779
how do you buy a human in MGC

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>>39317857
>how?
Alp.
/simple

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>>39317799
Shogs are meant to explore space with in intimately close quarters. Being held close in her tentacles while she breathes oxygen into your lungs with one mouth while another whispers loving words in-between telling you the exact composition of passing stars.

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>>39317825
nah, expect ambushes, keep a light foot, and take bogie courses to becmoe perfect at dodging
>>39317872
buy a human male, not how to get a gf

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>>39317881
lame, gib kiki

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>>39317980
go dick around maid forums and post your room after you trashed it and say i've lived in it for three years

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>>39317644
I want a harem of chesire girls who are neighbours but never knew it because they never go outside.

We can stay inside and fuck until 4am then sleep until 2pm and lament there Is not enough time in the day to go outside together. Then go back on 4mon and livestream our sex at 3pm with all the curtains closed because we just got up.

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>>39317582
What do you when a shortstack P'Orc, still in her MacDruella manager uniform, takes you up on the offer?

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>>39318172
take her up bang that p'orc and send that bed photo to auntie druella

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39318172
How are the wagies going to work if they're all pregnant?

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>>39318209
Single men foot the bill for society via taxes and forced work schemes it's all good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318172
>And her bigger and fatter high p'orc aunt who is also cop comes over as well

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>>39318239
this collapsed rome anon

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>>39318239
In the pharaoh's kingdom all men have to pay the jizzya tax

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>>39317582
Just walk around in Hagville with a sign that reads “I hate Hags”.

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>>39317881
Like a dream come true

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>>39318251
I want a mge Roman analogue called Ram that's filled with nothing but goat and sheepgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat hags are the most fertile type of monsters

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>>39318246
Imagine fucking a fat P'Orc cop while she enjoys a dozen glazed donuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318251
I thought it was Celtic pussy that ended Rome.

[Anonymous No.]

Childhood friends are ticking time bombs just waiting to rape you, especially if they used to be human.

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>>39318260
i cant lie, man, my hand would put a line over that and say I love hags and fat hags
>>39318277
i can only get so hard anon

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>>39318251
It's going to collapse us lmao

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>>39309215
Hebi daughters

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>>39318277
thanks for the idea, lmao

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>>39318315
Hebis suck and you cannot deny it
>Work their whole lives as hypewomen for ryus
>Are so insecure they take even small talk as cheating
>Have no shred of trust choosing to blue fire you just in case
>Have the loosest pussy compared to all other snakes, confirmed in Snake Weekly
>Get easily stained thanks to their white scales making them look dirty
>And r smelly

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>>39318315
Cute!

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>>39318403
That Snake Weekly article has been scientifically debunked! And hebis smell like sakura flowers and tea! And white scales are beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318454
i really want to cop a feel of snake scales. it'll be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318485
Just go to a zoo or pet shop. Snake scales are quite fun to feel.

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>>39318454
imagine a town of yanderes

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>>39309215

[Anonymous No.]

Was chased all around the lake today by a Water Moccasin (aka Cottonmouth) is this a sign that I’m snake bait when the portals open?

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>>39318534
It couldn’t work. Unless they all had the same amount of men to women then it could possibly work.
Would the mayor be the oldest, most yandere of them all?

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>>39318266
Indeed

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>>39318596
yes and she still is single, the town is normal expect for the fact that any single monster there turns yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318613
So that’s why they’ve been trying to get the Boy Scouts to relocate to their town.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318651
Always new that curse of the bountious bosom was worth learning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39310711
i pick the solo explorer's assistant robot
i'd also pick Molly but dont have any good images of her

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>>39309215

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>>39310711
Engi all the way.
Dear lord I don't know if its chance or not but I'm seeing a lot more of this stuff ever since I picked up the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318658
it's great for taming dark elves

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>>39318651
>trying to hide that pudge
these eyes see all!
>>39318613
>>39318650
also forgot to say they are also very scary looking monsters, so cliche erotic flick with young kids getting got by scary yandere monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318753
MEGA MILK

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>>39318707
Same. You just think space dwarves if you haven't played it

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that like 70% of all job offerings for men in MGC are actually ploys to make you marry a monster girls.
The remining 30% are just nukis trying to exploit you and get you to marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318753
man, i fucking navs shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318753
>Listen slave, don't get me wrong, I'm wearing this because I like it and to reward you for good behavior.
>This is NOT because you hit me, your kind and considerate mistress, with a curse while I was unaware of your magical potential and wearing too much cloth makes my breasts tingly.
>I want to make this completely clear, this is simply me treating you well for diligently milking me so that my breasts don't get overly sensative and not a result of you cursing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318762
Pretty much.
Its a real eye opener.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318820
who took her hat?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39317881
>Mass Effect but the Reapers are monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318783
This is exactly why you need to open your own business.
I'd run a card game shop specifically catered to socially awkward monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318830
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318832
i'd run a husband gathering business, we'll get your man in 30 mins or less or its free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318832
On the streets we call that a bomb shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318830
what was their deal? they wanted to harvest and catalog genetic code or something?
definitely could work with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318783
That’s why you go into public jobs or jobs around a lot of people like groundskeeping or trash men. I got a job at a country club as a groundskeeper and other than the usual flirty CCs it’s pretty good. Just don’t eat or drink anything the club members give you and you’ll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318828
Probably a Dark Mage who lost hers.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a weakness for blue skin and black sclera, I don't stand a chance if the extremists win. Why are these traits so enthralling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318783
all i do is be a montuber who draws the hudbando of the month, never talk without a changer, never seen my face. I m safe from monsters
>>39318893
im going to give her a new hat, but what should it be?

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>>39318828
Whoever took it is in the process of becoming a Hatter just like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318921
isn't it canon that it just turns into a normal hat or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318828
No worries, she can just grow a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318958
>hatter with tiny hat
cute! but hatter is sexy with the big hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318947
If worn by a man, yes. If worn by a human woman they get hatterfied

[Anonymous No.]

This is your new boss. Say something nice to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
She has some nice dodos

[Anonymous No.]

If you get invited to some fancy ball at the local castle, be a wallflower and try not to get noticed because the moment you get pulled into being a dance partner your life as a bachelor is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
She’s aerodynamic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
harpies yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
Show me dem wings bby

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
I bring KFC for the welcome party.

[Anonymous No.]

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319024
i mainly crash them wearing a mask, dance a bit then run off before 12 leaving, behind the mask I wore. I've done this like 6 times and Imma do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319073
Sounds like you've already been claimed by a phantom and she's just taking her time with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
She looks quite intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318909
>Humans are particularly sensitive to any eye defect
>Lazy eyes and such cause repulsion in almost everyone
>For some reason black sclera is extremely sexy
>So are glowing evil eyes
Deep down, humans know they're meant to fall for the devil's tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318990
How can I trust her to function as my boss when she can't even find cloths that fit her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318970
Give her time.
>>39319024
I just say I can't dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319024
i'll be hanging out at the hors d'ouevres table

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319028
Looks pretty low speed high drag to me. I bet she has to wear a sturdy bra to be able to fly properly.

>each flap causes a heavy jiggle and throws her off balance a little, prefers to glide
>she gets embarrassed whenever she has to fly somewhere in uniform, they don't make them in her size
>keeps a spare top in the break room in case her buttons pop off again
>she blushes and her glasses fog up every time she lands, bouncing under the strained fabric

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319100
nu-uhh, i always dance... with the same looking hag...... I always ending up frenching her but.... 12 strikes and I leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319103
Only at work. She's probably an awkward ditz as soon as she clocks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319136
>I just say I can't dance.
Congratulations you've made the mistake of letting her take lead in the dance. Now you're doomed to be swept off your feet as she dazzles you with her skills

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>>39318916
>all i do is be a montuber
>I m safe from monsters
You do realize that you're bound to get one obsessed viewer who will analyze every second of your livestream for any information about you?
You're bound to slip up eventually, and when that happens you'll have a nerdy monster girls high on parasocial love at your door ready to wed you and consume the marriage on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314300

Why is she so fat? Goats need to cut down on the dairy products like ice cream and whole milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319032
Glad we have a resident bird guy. Harpies aren't my favorite but they deserve more art. Feathers are really versatile for looking cute, pretty or just flashy and cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319231
like that would happen, lol. Who would care enoigh about an artist that draws lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319024
i just say Im working on a masterpiece and wish not to be bothered

[Anonymous No.]

How do I become big and strong enough to be the big spoon for a jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319153
She’s perfect. I hope she just doesn’t try to fly with an egg bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319322
Have you considered Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319280
this is only the beginning, i'll slowly improve my art and craft harpies for everyone! currently studying some birds right now so i can turn them into harpies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319347
begone sabbath shill, go munch some cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>party with randoms
this will be a long dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319357
Absolute legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319376
there is a way to go quick, just speedrun the dungeon and use clipping spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319376
>All elves
Whatever dungeon you're exploring is rigged against you. Make sure it's not secretly a Dorome before you enter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319293
No single male with an online presence is safe from desperate monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319357
Good on you anon, never stop improving. It's always good to see a new artist doing what they love. If I could make suggestions I'd be interested in your interpretation of a Shrike harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite being generally associated with bows elves as generally portrayed don't look like they have strength for it. Bows require a good amount of strength, therefore elves should look like picrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319376
I just go solo. Sure I level a lot slower due to not being able to take on harder areas but man is it nice not having to worry about what the party healer put in the food she cooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39318794
Monsters getting punished sexually after messing with a powerful wizard without realizing him as such is a fun yet underutilized idea.
>oni tried to rob and rape the foreigner walking along the highway
>ends up tied up in her own cave while he bullies her womb from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319452
here she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319322
U don't

[Anonymous No.]

I will try my damnest to find a genie even if it means I have to repel all lkinds of rapey monsters for a whole year! I want my free wishes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319191
>Crunches numbers at work, expertly manages projects.
>Goes poo-brain outside of work as she puts 80% of her brainpower into that shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319513
>In todays episode, we find out if those fertility potions I made work and we'll see how full we can get this oni's womb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319526
Fast and adorable! The braid is a great touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319448
>Draw nothing but freakish non-mamano monsters and dinosaurs
>Get online marriage offers from a mixture of autistic neets, secretly chuuni ojous, and other assorted weirdos
Sounds like a fun time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319544
>Do you want to wear the pussycat or the schoolgirl outfit tonight?
>"f-fuck you"
>schoolgirl it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319448
so my fetish for hags is known by all, also clussy lust.
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319489
I will now consider your elves even though the answer is still probably no

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319624
i will dive into that mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319624
gonna tell her that she is huge and therefore has huge guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319651
>how to make the fox cry cause she thinks shes fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319489
A low poundage bow with lightweight, high velocity arrows is still very dangerous in skilled hands, at least against a lightly armored target. I would guess only an elite war-bow archer would look like that. If anything the vegetarian diet and constant cardio would leave them more wiry and lean than bulky.

[Anonymous No.]

The gazer fears the true best monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319709
caco, i love them turkeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319679
So it's best to marry an elf that eats lots of meat and preferably from a long line of longbow(wo)men

[Anonymous No.]

>going to the cat kingdom
>saying you've never pet a cat and never will

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319489
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319448
Good thing I've been Anonymous my entire life with zero social media presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319738
Why the fuck would I go to the cat kingdom to not pet cats? That's just fucking retarded, like going to the desert kingdom and not wanting to get a tan and a tanned waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319764
Are you baiting me cheshy?
It's to make them engrave the joys of cats onto your body and your penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319764
>going to the desert kingdom and not wanting to get a tan and a tanned waifu
If I went to a desert kingdom and tried to get a tan, I'd end up matched up with a Zipangese oni tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine just being a lurker on MG internet, maybe posting something inconspicuous once in a blue moon or occasionally retweeting something innocent on monster twitter then one day seeing you got a follower out of nowhere. Even that is enough to get stalked.

[Anonymous No.]

alice made a new friend

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>>39319577
>wizardanon goes to the jorou-gomo tailor to get lewd clothes for his oni
>"Yeah, so I want these two. Here are her measurements. Please make sure the outfits are two sizes too small, thank you"
The fact that his oni wife pretends to hate it is part of the fun

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>>39319533
>join her for drinks after an overtime shift
>she downs a pint in one go, orders another and nurses it between tired giggles
>laughs the hardest at bad jokes that make no sense
>gets handsy and tickles you with her feathers once she gets loosened up
>blushes dark red and rambles about embarrassing sappy shit as the night goes on
>on monday she's back to being sharp as a tack, tight and coordinated like a machine
>falls back into goofy flirting mode as soon as she's off the clock

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>>39319826
cute!

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>>39319738
>cut to anon having his hair licked and groomed by jinko, griffon and manticore
this is fine i guess

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>>39319738
dragons are just scaly cats and should be allowed entry into the cat kingdom

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>>39319764
Half of the people who visit the desert kingdom just drive out into the desert to chase sandworms.

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>>39319847
I always forget griffons' lion half. I bet they have cute cat-like tendencies that come out when they think nobody's looking.

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>>39319764
I'll get a tan then go to zinpangu and dress like a DQN

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>>39319798
Well there's one way to fix that, jellyfish skin: GET SOME SUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319887
>come across griffon preening her wings and leaning over to lick her leg fur

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>>39319887
Griffons are weak against laser pointers.

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>>39319910
The sun is evil and I won't suffer its hellish wrath any longer

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>>39319824
>Check your follower's profile
>Her bio just says that she wants no less than 10 kids
>Most of her tweets are about anime and games, she has great tastes
>You eventually find a picture she posted of herself
>She's an unkempt short and thin Gremlin with bangs that hide her face
Do you block her?

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>>39319893
forgot, also dye my hair blonde and then just fall alseep in the countryside and see what happens

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>>39319938
No, I hunt her down and violate her for a quick headstart on the first of ten.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/vadaboob/status/1511776519491710982
Bapho wife by Vada.

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>>39319957
>age restricted adult content

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>>39319924
>>39319931
>go to surprise visit griffon gf
>she's napping on the floor with her legs and arms tucked beneath her wings like a cat loaf
>when you pat her she wakes up and makes a funny noise
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSrU0PtsFBQ

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>>39319957
noice man!

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>>39319957
one of the many advantages of a portable wife

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>>39319972
Use Nitter.
https://nitter.eu/vadaboob/status/1511776519491710982

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>>39319992
First time I've even heard of it desu.

[Anonymous No.]

got some wip trollthigh sex
https://imgur.com/4ntgJ11

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>>39320020
but her neglected vagina

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>>39320031
you cant have dessert before you've enjoyed your meal, anon! That's just bad mannners!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313453
the real joke is on her, anyways, anon was into public humiliation

[Anonymous No.]

Consider horny pear shaped lolis and putting it in their fat young butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319824
>tfw i would so get seen by many thicc monsters and also old one since that almost I draw these days
help

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>>39320089
no, anal is useless lol

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>>39318990

Uh, your feathers look very fluffy?

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>>39318783
So which job would get me to marry a cute elf?

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>>39320115
tree hugging

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>>39320126
>hug tree
>tree hugs back, doesn't let go
dang dryads

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>>39320126
I said elf not dryad

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>>39320106
It's not useless. You can impregnate slimes with anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320089
ravioli ravioli

[Anonymous No.]

Convenience store demon

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>>39320151
any holes a goal with a smile
>>39320145
then hippie vegan duty, no more neat as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320190
>>39320089
i cannot help but feel every interaction i have with a demon ends up with me balls deep in her.

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>>39320190
i think she needs a bigger uniform, that zipper is about to becoem a projectile

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>>39319938
message her to take fertility meds for a few months.
Don't elaborate further.
Then after a few months see if I can get all 10 in 1 go.

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>>39320190
So that means, in the convience store they have...a hell of a prices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320115
archery instructor or elf pussy stresser

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>>39320250
BOOO, GET BETTER JOKES

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39320275
Remmber the besst way to disarm chunnis is to be very happty and friendly, disgregarding all their edginess and that and if they brush you off, you just get visibilty dejected anfd slowly walk away

[Anonymous No.]

What is an average day in the life of your wife like?

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>>39320106
>anal is useless
You put your penis inside a lewd loli, you both get off and she gets put in her place, anal is very useful.

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>>39320303
>wake up
>stop hubby from clowning around too hard
>pose a couple times for him to do gesture drawings
>shitpost why hubby is the best on the /human/ board on 4mon
>play some viyda
>lewd time
>go to bed
>>39320307
you cant make permanent worries so the loli cant act up again

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>>39320202
>no more neat
*angry kiki noises

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>>39320338
imagine tactical cleaning kiki squads

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>>39320338
huge head tiny hands

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>>39320262
I once eat the ass of an Bogie but I'm going to be honest with you, it didn't taste funny as I expected but I don't complain.

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>>39320190
Nice! Now we both can be dead inside!

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>>39320361
its hard to measure that out with some sketches first, I remember I was doing my clown self and since I've been drawing trolls, I made the hands too big
>>39320374
>eat

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>>39320378
Sorry, my English is not very good.
I would really need to read a grammar book or have a cute bookworm girl to help me and teach me.

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>>39320394
its okay, heres to hoping you get a haku gf!

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>>39320303
>Mindflayer
Sex, corrupt some human women, go for a deep sea swim and more sex.
Occasional meetings undergrounds with other flayers and an elder brain.
MGE Elder Brain never.

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>>39320409
>elder brain
wat that?

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>>39320409
The special title for the oldest unmarried mindflayer around

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>>39309215

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>>39320431
>that pic
how make me turn into a monkey for a bit

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>>39320446
I just can't sexualize her. She's too adorable and I really want to pet those ears.

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>>39320409
>tfw no brainstealer dragon

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>>39320401
It was a joke...
Bookworm girl? Worm girl? Got it? Eh!? Eh!? Eeeehh!!??

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>>39320465
I want to get my mind messed with when I enter her cave

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>>39320475
Nope, Haku is being sent to your location, prepare to be schooled

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>>39320475
Hey anon I got a worm for you right here

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>>39320419
>An elder brain was the final stage of the mind flayer life cycle. The elder brain lived in a brine-filled pool in the center of a mind flayer city, where it guided its community by filling them with dark dreams of illithid domination

>>39320431
That would be a good compromise
>Unmarried flayers become increasingly desperate and restless as they grow old
>Past a certain age they gain the title of Elder Brain
>Elder Brains are particularly powerful, influential and dangerous
>Despite the extreme danger they represent, all recorded attacks of Elder Brain on human settlements ended abruptly with the total casualities being a single man going missing

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want lolis but at the same I do...
What do I do?

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>>39320531
ah, I wanna meet an elder brian, i waana i wanna!

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>>39320540
Harem.

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>>39320544
I like Elder Brian for the most part but he really needs to let go of the war. The monsters aren't like that anymore.

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>>39320487
Oh god classes! Why?
>>39320504
>Badumtss.mp4
>>39320540
Concentarte in some other types of girls, or women, at leaste that's what I do

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>>39320540
If it's something you only occasionally want just marry an adult monster and use temporary pedomorphasis potions.

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>>39320619
I know what would cheer him up, Old dark mage Mareget from down the lane, I'll hook them up !

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>>39320540
I still can't believe what they've done to bomberman.
As for your question, you only need to get fucked silly by a tall big breasted monster girl and you'll never ever consider small monsters again.

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>>39320669
I never played that, but I guess it still beats the grimderp spinoff.

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>>39320540
i don't know who could settle for only one body type. there's so much woman to be appreciated out there

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to jumpscare a flock of harpies by producing a very loud noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>find mge quest
>new and running regularly
>get excited
>the protagonist is a futa
fucking why

why cant mge ever get something normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320775
I have never heard of mge quest.

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>>39320786
and to think it could have stayed that way.

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>>39316124
that fox is making me feel things

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320762
fainting goat baphomet
fainting goat krampus

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>>39320762
Bullies get punished.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39320775
Is this a game or what?

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>>39320775
Title makes me think of MGQ crossover.

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>>39320786
>>39320913
I'm assuming they're referring to this: https://fiction.live/stories/Birth-of-a-Lilim-MGE-Quest-/6in66WpuXzB8zQPmp/Mechanics-notes/xfEt7igQoFZGYxduq

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>>39320360
You only need one shog

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>>39319738
Nigga did you not read the Cats of Ulthar.

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>>39320957
Imagine having an eldritch being from beyond the stars that live to serve your every whim and going "gimme another"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320957
Shog with teeth like that is a trustworthy Shog.
>>39320996
The idea is to make another one with her.

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>>39320948
not it
its a new one

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>>39320996
None of the chaos monsters are aliens in MGE. The monsters of chaos were gods that ruled the seas with Poseidon in the distant past. Even in Lovecraft Shoggoths aren't even cosmic or powerful. They are low a level servitor race created on earth.

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>>39321008
Yes but it's fun to think shoggy likes to manipulate the cosmos between serving you tea and sucking you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321019
>between serving you tea and sucking you off
There's a gap in time between those events?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320996
One shog is great, so two shogs must be wonderful

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>>39320996
Twice the shog, double the love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320540
You should go ahead and tip to the side of "want lolis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320996
That's what queen shogs are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321061
How could you want anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop posting chaos girls; it's making me nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320996
How else am I supposed to get dual graphics cards in my gaming rig?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321078
Here ya go anon, a nice catgirl! Nothing scary here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321090
Shoggi is not the best with computers but I am sure she will try her hardest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321078
There is no need to be upset

[Anonymous No.]

shog smelly

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose it has value

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321129
In a good way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321134
kiki smell better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321129
i want to wake up and smell the shog coffee

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, since shogs really get off to having their slime used and eaten, does this mean their entire bodies are an erogenous zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321148
They are slimes after all.

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>>39321148
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Just get a Kikimora x Soggot Duo

>Bottom heavy Kikimora.
>Prefers to help you with exercise and nutrition as well as miscellaneous paperwork
>Focused and quiet, wants you to be your best.
>Wants your orgasms to be as big and messy as possible.Thinks every inch of her body is for master to use until he's satisfied

>Big Breasted Shoggoth.
>Does the cleaning and other houseold tasks
>Silly and happy, always ready to joke.
>Filled with a limitless amount of kinky ideas, from gloryhole walls to tentacle bondage. Melts when shown affection like being kissed.

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>>39320948
Let's not go to fiction.live, tis a silly place.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39321169
I have a bunch of bookmarks to good quests I followed, but they all fucking died.

[Anonymous No.]

Grant upon me
The haggiest of hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321234
are you sure you handle such hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321234
My hags are to thick for you, anon

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[Anonymous No.]

How do I get past the small rats so I can marry the giant rat that makes all of the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321280
God I fucking love bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321299
You switched 2 words around in that sentence, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321129
another man who will be trapped inside a shog's body until he's mindbroken into loving shog
>>39321148
yes, like all slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321158
>Melts when shown affection like being kissed.
>this is also my weakness
>neither of us ever make it past making out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321311
I love God fucking bees? That doesn't sound right though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39313621
I do recall KC mentioning that they exist at some point. No idea where though.

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>>39313595
Make your own OC one, the sabbath world guide practically provides a prompt for doing so. It makes sense that one would exist since the sabbath was originally the magical (ranged) wing of Demon lord's military. This one would attract onii-chans by inviting them to shoot rare magical guns, I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

What does automaton milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321424
>gunny cunny

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[Anonymous No.]

100% guarantee that hellhounds stink

Not an overpowering stink, but definitely a stink that'd make you think twice about getting near one as if you had a choice

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will never beat my dex/int build!

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>>39321148
CORRECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321471
Washing is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321008
I'm not well-versed in lovecraft. Who did the shoggoths serve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321148
>>39321153
Do Shoggoth's have a core like normal slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321523
In MGE only Dark Slimes have cores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321502
Rtil has the perfect mix of comfy and lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321158
But can the Kikimora wear the Shoggoth like a gimp suit?

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>>39313877
Tell a dark-species girl she is a glownigger.
Ask a centaur if she knows how to dance (spoiler alert: they don't)
Ask a giant slug if she would like extra salt in her fries.
A demon-species if she would like to go to the church and hear the Holy Mass.
Tell an amazoness that she has to 'Act like a proper lady'
Dwarf is easy, any ''You must be this tall'' joke is useful.
Give me some hours to think in better ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321530
It's a damn shame to
>Not being able to poke a shog's core and watching her melt into a puddle from cumming so hard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321506
Hopefully she doesn't do that dog thing and shake all the water off while you chase her through the house with a towel

[Anonymous No.]

Marshmallow cats are ones that really pull the strings! They're the ones behind everything! We need to stop them befo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321523
>>39321572
Yeah, that's kinda disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321510
They were created by the Elder Things (aliens but not cosmic beings) in Antarctica millions of years ago. They rebelled and killed most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321510
Five sided winged vegetables from other worlds. The Elder Things

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321588
But Marshmallow cats are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321602
I wonder what a monstergirl based off of the Great Race of Yith would be like. A crablike girl that can swap minds and re-live or travel to the past and future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321008
they're not cosmic but they are absolutely powerful, the elder things were one of the single most advanced races in lovecraft's lore and the shoggoths were a major factor in their nigh-extinction. the whole "amorphous multi purpose servant" thing is incredibly abusable combined with free will, and presumably makes them virtually indestructible

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[Anonymous No.]

>hear a knock in the middle of the night, waking you
>open the door to a random zombie on the doorstep, looking a little lost but lighting up when she sees you
>she shoves past you and stumbles her way in, clumsily ripping off her clothes
>she flops down on your bed, then beckons you to join her with a cute grumble
>won't leave no matter what you do, grabs and tugs at you when you get close
>eventually give up and have to go back to bed
>she snuggles up, nibbling your ear and licking your neck while you're trying to go back to sleep
>over the course of the night she keeps rubbing her cool skin all over you, sniffing you and going in for little love-bites
>it's actually pretty soothing and you sleep well
>the next morning you see she's been awake, watching you with a crooked smile all night
>she then rolls over and assumes a mating press position, moaning and dripping wet

Don't believe the dumb zombie act, they're all after only one thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321693
Weird dogs

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>>39321713
Don't insult my wife and daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321716
They're weird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321698
Brains? I don't have any, I'm too dumb to be eaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321623
Huh, that looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321698
dumb but honest with what they want girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321623

[Anonymous No.]

>Eldritch horrors that aren't fluffy
I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321698
I want to cum in the legendary Yamada Tae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321837
I need more art of monster girls in maternity dresses. Maid uniforms and schoolgirl outfits are played out, I want to see at least a maternity dress FotM. Wholesome but still activates the neurons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321924
I want more sundresses

[Anonymous No.]

Frog gal ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321903
I don't know anything about the show but I love her overall design. That image in particular is the perfect balance of curvy and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

casual clothing > everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321903
Yamada was all over dese nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321952
The joke is that nobody knows anything about her.
All the girls have something about them that made them targets for zombification, an idol, an '80s pop star, a prominent oiran who played a part in the Meiji Restoration, a child star, the childhood friend of the producer, and then Tae. She's constantly referred to as legendary, but no one ever explains who she actually is or why she's regarded as legendary and she's the only member of the cast who never regained her intellect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321928
I'm pretty sure that's a wedding dress. Looks like she's wearing a veil.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG GIRLS WITH BIG HORNS AND BIG HIPS AND BIG BREASTS

BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321510
the elder things, you can find out more by reading the mountains of madness which is a really good story

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322097
beeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322097
>cuckcow
Bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322097
I want to hug Tio so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

Cat gets mogged

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322138
itty bitty kitty titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322158
Big cats = big tats, everyone knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m cold, freezing even. And all I can think about it how this world needs much more art of monster girl friends shoving the same man between them. Like instead of being stuck just between a pair of tits, being stuck by two of them. Completelt incapable of running away, all resistance futile as they can just cop a feel on (You)r ass or a really soft paw warms or tight tailpussy worms its way to your dick by claiming that part needs to be warmed immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321893
Shog is soft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321386
Blue black and yellow is unreasonably aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322234
Lots of things are soft.
Fluffy is harder to come by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321588
Not even in a Wild West MG setting are you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322138
That's a nice Anubis.

That's a very nice Anubis. The type of girl I would mind being an eternal slave to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322298
Woah, who's the new gunslinger in town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321280
it's hip to fuck bees

[Anonymous No.]

Give me milkies or give me death

[Anonymous No.]

>>39309215

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322254
The ice area girls look really soft (including loli versions)

[Anonymous No.]

Angels look better in pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322409
Also the gaijin experience in Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

Just imagine a huge monster that doesn't speak your language, just picking you up and cuddling you, holding you like a teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322218
On the other side of the portals "he looked really cold" is a valid excuse for monstergirls struggle-cuddling boys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322138
All the cat has to do is drink the Hatter's tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322116
This is the minimum amount of chest and meat I need on my cows.
They need not start there, but they will at least reach there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322438
i want that and i want her to bring her to her friends so they can awe at how cute I am to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322438
I picture myself getting flustered as I fail to explain I prefer to be big spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322422
The pink angels are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322116
>>39322138
>>39322525
i WAANNA FUCK SOME TRULY THICC, MASSIVE , EARTH SHAKING, F]SOTY, ULTRA MEATY THIGHS, GOD FUCKING DAMNNIT T.T

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322525
They're not lewd! They're pure-hearted girls who want to spread true love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322454
Something tells me anything is a valid excuse. Even being too dressed could be taken as “he is clearly having to dress all that up because he needs cuddle-rape”

[Anonymous No.]

Post hellhounds being lewd and/or suggestive please!

[Anonymous No.]

Top 5 monster buttsluts?

[Anonymous No.]

THOUGHTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322699
Normal Wock, fit Wock, chubby Wock, flat Wock, and a Cheshire Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322702
Give me the harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322699
>1 - Baphomet
>2 - Ratatoskr
>3 - Imp (and Arch-Imp)
>4 - Anubis
>5 - Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322702
what about bird girls with hip wings, you could get both kinds of hugs with one of those

[Anonymous No.]

I'm travelling into an enchanted forest to steal away enough elves to make a harem. Anyone wanna come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322702
Both are unfortunately underrated, but If I had to pick then I prefer Angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322752
>westernshit
>wowshit
Fuck
Off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322491
It's not like you can speak anyway when she shove her nipple into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322726
are the arms seperate from the wings? they're bird girls. if they both have arm head and hip wings they're classified as harpies.

for instance, yu gi oh's harpy lady is a harpy, despite her wings not looking like it, meanwhile MGE's griffon is a bird girl. it's simple. very simple and there's less mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322759
Seethe, dilate, etc

the thread is overwhelmingly MGE related (even though its not an MGE thread). You have plenty of content to soothe your chronic autism

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not travelling at all and will be claiming the elf next door as my monogamous wife for breeding. Anyone wanna laugh at the other guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322778
Its not getting the same result, its how you get it....although your neighbor is probably more financially stable than wood elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322752
If by enchanted forest you mean dairy farm, and elf you mean cow, then yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322788
dont respond to that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322778
Try not to get lost in... those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322778
>meanwhile at the elf's house...
>"Hey 4mon! I'm gonna totally ask my cutey neighbor out and show him why elves are the best! Wish me luck!"
>thread devolves into a shitshow when a cheshire types "elves a shit, your just pointy ear humans"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322812
What do you think will happen if she replies with a photo of said neighbor sucking her tits while she holds up a sign saying "eat shit anon"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322812
>Chesh goes to sleep at 2 in morning still alone and sees the elf in bed with her new hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322805
>try not to
Anon I think you're missing some critical information in regards to enormous tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322832
>replies are "timestamp" or "fake news"
>elf starts to scribble on anon to appease the nerds
>anon doesn't know why she is doing it, but shrugs it off as an elf thing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i will post on 4mon my dick and tell the thread "the first one to get trips get my phone number, the next who gets quads gets a dick pix and the one who gets quints gets my address. lets see how much chaos that will stir up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322891
>trakehner
I love a good headscarf+ponytail combo. Her whole design is just relaxing to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322919
Also at optimal titty-suck height.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39321698
I really want to impregnate a zombie, o a whole horde of undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322950
her thighs look like breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323001
>confused leg man noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322991
Imagine being squeezed between those bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

what classes are your wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323072
Monk, Sorcerer, and Fighter.
Jinko, Kiki, and Cheshire, no prizes for guessing who is what

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323094
Mine is mage, nun, and tank
Bogie, wurm, and jabberwock for me, who you think would those roles dont have that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323111
All beware the wurm cleric

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323123
you got one right, just 2 more to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323146
I want to say Wock tank, but I can see either monster doing either role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323072
Mage classes seem like a good fit for spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323171
wock's the mage, Bogies the tank, Im the attack clown glass cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323178
The ability to climb on a wall and cast spells 'may' in fact be very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323178
i can see that since they can litterally be on the wallls or the ceiling for some magic sniping

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323201
>>39323204
That and extra limbs for controlling more complex spells seems like a plus. I bet they look great in hot sorceress robes with big hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323212
i dont agree with that last bit with the robes but they would look cute with the big hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323229
The robes are naturally great and they'd probably spin and enchant them themselves.
As for the hat, while cute, wearing a hat while at a 90 degree angle on a wall may make it tough to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323229
A sexy, close-fitting sorceress robe made of her own silk would look really good, and I'm a big fan of big witch hats that cover one eye. Think Nine the Phantom from Blazblue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323266
>>39323240
The thing is, it goes best when the mage is more bipedal and has thighs, imo. But it’s okay, you’ll be like that one lamia stocking guy

[Anonymous No.]

What, robes? The skirt of the robes are mostly ancillary in this instance and can probably be reduced to a front and rear part to keep up appearances, no need for side cloth like a cheongsam in a sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323295
>>39323283

[Anonymous No.]

You think it's a good idea to sell fake IDs to underaged boys to get them into strip clubs and satyros' bars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323283
least atlach can pull it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323283
Some art styles make the front spider legs conform to more of a human-like shape with hips and thigh curves. That's enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323310
I don't think they'd check IDs and just let whoever looked old enough in which would change depending on the bouncer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323283
i hadn't appreciated how important thighs and legs are to magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323481
>mana stored in boobs
>thighs and legs are used for magic
no wonder good mages are stacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323481
MP is stored in the booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323481
>Those
>Impressive
Give them a sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322410
Ice girls are soft snuggle sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323539
They are very shapely and pretty large in proportion to their bodies but yes, we can and should go bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323511
Fat foxes need diets and exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323549
Anon please, the royal courtisan is at exactly the figure her lord desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323549
>she loses some weight
>waist gets a little narrower
>it just makes her ass and thighs look even bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323511
fat fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323577
From fat to wasp waist? I wouldn't have said no before, but now I say yes please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322891
Back when Z-Ton was good civ.

[Anonymous No.]

KC tweets A LOT about drinking sake.

[Anonymous No.]

redpill me on elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
they're kind of lame but widely available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323589
I am naught but a slave to fox hags.
I'm sorry anons, I couldn't win against the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
I hear they're quick to recognize lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
they don't really offer much that you can't get on far more interesting monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
they pretend to be better than you and act all haughty but they never win against the anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323657
its ok anon, as a hag she will be 100% lovey dovey as she dotes on her young husband
so be a good boy and make the fox population explode single handily

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
They're human women with stabby ears. Avoid any time a better alternative is available (read: always).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323072
warlock, death knight, warrior, assassin, and cleric
thats just the top 5, i have enough wives to run a raid i need to

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
kinda boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320475
Sportsworm doesn't need books

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323968
cant read that but she looks like a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323072
Cleric, Ninja, Manakete

[Anonymous No.]

>>39315027
Yeah, just been busy. Will have something soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324213

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324228
red skin scary

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that a fairy gf would like to be in the jar?
And yes, I talking about THE jar

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324282
Racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324238
>Ganbare!
Trying is hard, I'm just gonna give up instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324286
Only if you have the volume to fill it on the first go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323634
Did you try sake? That stuff is delicious.
I wish I had a kimono wearing slim Oni to drink sake with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324364
There's a potion for that. The logistics to make that happen might be weird, but she'd enjoy the result, certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324194
>Manakete
>t.Robin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322122
I just create an alternate reality in my head where that doesn't exist. Same with all the other haram shit in that series

[Anonymous No.]

Why are boys such sluts that fall for the first monster girl to embrace them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324729
It's because every monster is perfect and we know every one to embrace us is better than we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324733
It's true, I'd get mindbroken just from hearing "I love you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324729
Cause getting a taste of feeling a woman give you pure, genuine affection is more addictive than any narcotic imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323747
double digit foxes created every attempt.
there can be no hope, only mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324729
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm so starved for human affection I'd probably just crumble once she could convince me that it wasn't a trick. The thought of someone actually liking me is such an alien notion I'd certainly just think it was a joke or a trick after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324886
>double digit
If she's not a triple digit why bother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325050
>Triple digit
I won't settle for anything less then being older then civilization itself. If she's not an ancient evil then what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>gain blessing that grants you power based on the amount of kids you have
>impregnate entirety of hagville
>use newfound power to impregnate even more monsters
>exponential power spike
>CG shook
>ascend to godhood
>use power to perfectly remember all your childrens names, birthdays, likes, how their days went, everything
>divide self to cuddle and headpat all of them
>repeat
>you've grown too strong, you are a danger to the world
>own daughter sent to vanquish you
>brandishes a blade, approaches you with tears in her eyes
>"I'm sorry father, but I have no choice."
>slowly walk up to her, drop your own sword.
>look her in the eyes before planting a kiss on her forehead
> Hi sorry, I'm dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325050
>>39325056
double digit litters anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324767
>>39324756
>Anon thinks of himself as a heartless bastard
>Hates people, especially children and women
>Swore to die alone
>He meets a well endowed Kraken
>She hugs him and calls him a sweet boy
>He starts bawling his eyes out
>A few months later he's the happy husband of pregnant Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

Do any demon realms have "Mind Break Centers"? I need a shog or a lilim or whatever to fuck my shit up for a week. With aftercare hopefully included in the price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325126
>hate people because of terrible experiences
>love krakens, scylla and mindflayers
How did you know, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39320089
There is no moment I am not considering that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325037
At what point would a distrustful anon believe a monster's love is genuine?
>Spoken words
>A hug
>A kiss
>Rape
>Her getting heart pupils and begging to receive your childrens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325233
rape when I heart pupil and become addicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325233
A gentle hug into her chest while she pats your head and tells you everything will be okay and you're allowed to exist.
No need to hurt yourself before others can anymore.

Perhaps some gentle humming something like a lullaby too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325233
I wouldn't believe words, and honestly I'd probably reject a hug. Best case scenario I'd tense up and go stiff. Worst case I try to escape from the hug and trigger her rape instincts.

I don't think there's one magic thing that can heal a distrusting heart. Just a matter of time and persistence. Critically with her forcing herself into his life to keep him from running away or trying to ignore the whole situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the links for the Non-Main (Abomination) Galleries?
They're not on the MGE Archive any longer

Asking for a friend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325126
Monsters would probably love taking down a guy like that, especially one in the Order or some scummy Mercenary band. They probably have hundreds of movies with this same plot structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322556
This is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325213
You can probably find some psychiatric wards with questionable practices such as rape correction, but I doubt a mind break center exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325469
I might have to just take what they can give me.
I can handle stuff like "some dark mage magically transforms me into her panties" and so on, but I am still wary of "mindbreak through Yeti hugs" though

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds get brighter when they "heat up," specifically the tips of their hair and their claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325213
Take a mindflayer on a date and slip some LSD into her coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325511
Yeti hug therapy is child's play compared to mofu bath cures.

[Anonymous No.]

>Approach sleeping hellhound
>Decide to stick ________ in her ________
You fill in the blanks.

What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325753
My nose in her paws.

I enjoy the wonderful smell while she just stands there confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325511
>Drink the strange potion you got from the dark mage you don't know, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325766
>Why are humans of this world so weird and perverted?
>They don't even run when they see me
>I kinda miss the trill of the chase of hunting down a terrified boy
>But then again, easy sex and hubby...
>I could really go for a steak right now
>Alright, I'm gonna fuck him then we'll get some steaks at the restaurant
>I hope the cuts are good
>Fuck I'm horny!

[Anonymous No.]

>marrying an old monster who likes to do traditional monster play sometimes
>play biting
>dressing up as a holy crusader and slaying(with your penis) the foul beast to save the innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314623
deal but as she is a mino this means she acts like an 80's action hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>39314623
>baphomet
>80s
It's nice she tries to stay hip and current.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325830
>fight a dragon in monster form
>after you defeat her she retreats back into the cave
>you follow her and find the 'princess' laying on a pile of treasure
>it's still the dragon but she's back in girl form and she's tied herself up

[Anonymous No.]

I pay my kiki maid by worshipping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39322702
>can't give wing hugs
They can if their wings are big enough and not tiny. Winglets are out of luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323647
Super cool, they keep hell hounds from moving into the neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>39324426
I never had it and heard most exported sake sucks.
>>39325753
My tongue in her mouth. Hell of an awakening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325753
Surely I will get away with marking a dangerous sleeping mamono with my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325753
superglue in her mailbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325753
cock in HER MASSIVE THUNDER, SOFT, MEGA MEATY, EARTH SHATTERINGLY HEAVY, FAT, WIDE, THICC THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39325511
>mindbreak through Yeti hugs
You're going to get hugged and snuggled until you can't stop thinking about her hugs, until your body involuntary starts shaking without hugs, and she'll say
>Ara ara, you poor thing, you look so cold
>There, there, let Yeti-san hug those shakes away
>Shhh, relax, it's ok
She'll cuddle you like a daki pillow, rub your back with her big, warm paws, and everything will be ok

[Anonymous No.]

There is a strange lady living in the woods. When I let her touch me in funny places she gives me gingerbread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326072
I like to pay my in a mixture of dog and bird food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326364
From the one that lives me near me, I can get free elder ring and a computer with top specs, or demon lord grade military equipment! But I don't really remember what happens after I ask for that other that I go into a room called the milking room

[Anonymous No.]

Starter zone slimes are the best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326433
Nah, that would be tutorial hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326433
You do realize that they're week enough that a teenager armed with a wooden stick could defeat them?
Starter zone slimes are for exp grinding, not sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326478
If iimma grind, I'll just go to the toughest dungeon and clear with only one hit point left using a small demon silver dagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326478
>>39326467
Listen, someone's gotta marry the desperate and lonely starter zone slime. And I'll gladly throw myself at one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326500
>lonely
Remember, slides need magic to defeat, that other guy is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326508
>*Slimes
I fucking hate autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be the one that needs to have a little more fun and stop working so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326618
Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326625
>anubis has a plan for the day
>pin her down and fuck her mind into mush
>once she's done she cries because you ruined her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326625
But how do I mess with miss anubis, hmmmm?

[Anonymous No.]

I am back. Think I should draw an MGE version of "Creator of sex" comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326508
You can defeat a slime without magic, but it'd be more of a cartoony defeat. You won't injure, let alone kill any slime from blunt strikes and cuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326673
>>39326698
Bratty husband ### ruining my schedule. Correction is in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326673
Today I want to lick those tears and keep ficking her so she doesn't need a schedule and can finally relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326698
replace all of her Legos with Kreos

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326726
That's not a good way to deal with autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326699
How do you want to make it different? Big horny monster creeping out a human artist, horny Anon talking in broken English to an artfairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326752
I was thinking of Big Gandarvha asking Mara for BIG KOK for HUSBAND. And Mara saying she can't grant wishes to followers of Eros.
Problem is - and I wanted to ask that:
What do you think Mara looks like? Just draw a Purple Succuangel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326718
Just try me, hag. Your hips are gonna give out before my stamina even goes down 10%

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326698
Play a prank or two on her, while she is in the court as well on th Pharoah, an empty egg carton special

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326618
Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326826
>challenging an overworked office worker mamono
The pictures of your ahegao are going to be all over 4mon for the next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326933
>Poor posture, poor exercise, flabby, tired form the outset, and somewhat dazed
Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326772
>And Mara saying she can't grant wishes to followers of Eros.
I think she technically could, but would have to ask Eros for permission, so it makes little difference.
>What do you think Mara looks like? Just draw a Purple Succuangel?
There won't be much detail anyway if you don't stray far from the original picture, but if I'm not mistaken Mara is named after a Buddhist demon, so you could take some aesthetics from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326978
>Mara is named after a Buddhist demon, so you could take some aesthetics from there.
good idea, but I'll keep it vague, don't want to upset KC if he ever sees it (most likely not)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39323481
Thighs and legs are the most important, tits don't matter at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326933
>>39326959
>>39326959
Imma post her aheagoing face witj my cock above on 4mon and say
"This is what you will get if your a cheeky hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327013
Tits are needed as wlell

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327034
Sorry anon, but
Big boobs + Big butt = Very good
No boobs + No butt = Very good
No boobs + Big butt = Very good
Big boobs + No butt = Mediocrity at best
Therefore, Ass is objectively superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327054
Nigga, the second and the last one are the fucking same at the end of the day and any thing you say is fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

I say that big tits are overrated. Flat chests are where it’s at. Tall flat girls are the best out there, there is no denying this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327074
Only if her lower body is doubled to her not having tits but I want milk as well

[Anonymous No.]

There is no better feeling than being between two massive milky tits

[Anonymous No.]

There is no better feeling than being between two flat little chests

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327132
better post. Child belly very flat and soft and erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327132
Sorry, I don't like walls but you do you, wall fucker

[Anonymous No.]

Flat chests with big areola are my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327154
Give example, never seen that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327132
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

I love big tits with inverted nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327074
Tall flat has to be the most underappreciated body type.
I want a nice 7 foot tall slender bug girl who rarely ever speaks and constantly needs physical contact.

[Anonymous No.]

COLLAR YOU DRAGONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39319231
>run a montube channel
>just make "loving boyfriend ASMR" videos
>subscriber and viewer count is very high
>announce a special giveaway, ""like, comment and subscribe for a chance at me marrying one of you lucky monsters!"
>subscriber count goes through the fucking roof
>donations out the ass, views at a record high
>enough profit to make Miss Danuki proud

[Anonymous No.]

There is no better feeling than hearing your big, strong Amazoness wife say she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327179
I think it might because it might be a bit harder to get right, I would personally draw them with massive fucking lowerbody

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327184
>lucky
Never meet your idols. I will teach them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39326072
I pay her with room and board and semen.
I only have one bed though, a queen-sized bed, so she has to sleep with me in the same bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327184
I would most likely do shota asmr and actually take potion so I look like one as well, as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327169
Inverted nipples are tremendously sensitive.
They might not be what you want if you are into sucking and teasing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327218
EVEN BETTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327214
Even better, be a vtuber, with your avatar as a cute boy with a soft voice
monsters will just assume it's a girl who can do voice acting, then have your rig "fail" on stream so everyone sees you were actually a guy the whole time
guaranteed to cause some shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327218
But that's exactly why you should teas and suck on them even more, give her an orgasm just by playing with her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kiki to defecate on my chest. I just... I just need to know.

No, I'm not a disgusting scat fetishist. I'll likely quickly scrape it off and wash up immediately, trying not to vomit while I do so. I just need to know, you know?

I'm sorry, but I just felt the need to tell you guys this again. Maybe someone here understands my plight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327228
Just imagine the chat and those Chesham smiles faliiing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327074
>>39327179

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw ywn be a young boy and go down the wrong path in the first and end up in hagvulle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327307
So the right path is to cunnyville?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327313
No its back to the little cabin you live in with your family. Canny Ile just exists in dreamland

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327180
Marriage collar on a dragon loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327307
>Ending up there
>confused, scared, shivering in fright
>looking more and more like a lost little lamb in a den of hungry beasts
>The beasts with lustful and hungry faces look at the poor prey
>All with great big perverted grins
>Minds filled with many lewd thoughts and hands moving suggestively
>The boy slowly attempts to inch away
>He bumps into one of the hags
>Her arms snap over him like a springtrap
>And then began.... the frenzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327328
cunny really is like a dream and leads to a happy family, yes.
The consequence of marrying a fertile girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327393
>he starts crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327363
those well-mannered dragon zombie lolis are interesting

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327443
>And the poor boy, overwhelmed, confused, aroused, and frightened, started crying
>The sound cut through the crowd like a hot knife through butter
>Every hag just stopped and started shaking
>The boy found it strange and looked up to the one who grabbed him
>He was suddenly held up andhis head as placed between the hag's enormous fat breasts
>He felt his worry slowly disappear, fading and the feeling of comfort and ease rushed over him
>The boy just instantly groped around before putting his mouth on her areola
>He promptly fell asleep
>The hag that grabbed him was the resident dark mage that wanted to raise him as her husband
THE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327544
>resident dark mage
she ain't gonna wait for nothing before marrying him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327560
Raising him to be her husband means he knows all her sexual kinks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327584
Fish

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best system of classes for adventuring waifus?
Traditional DND?
A Job system?
Or a Promotion system similar to Fire Emblem?

I personally think the first would be better simply because getting into a 'prestige' class would have some requirements.
and telling a holstaur she's too 'thick' to qualify for shadow dancer may be fun for all of five seconds before she smashes my pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327306
Perfection.
The world would be a better place with more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327649
i don't know the implications of any of those but i'll go with job so they can all multiclass cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327749
My type of angel

[Anonymous No.]

I need massive monster thighs! Please i need it! I’ll die if I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327777
look at this man suffering, Druella! Look at his quads? How long will you ignore those quads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327777
You'll get monster butt and like it, mister

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327704
>Is wife a class?
>"No"

[Anonymous No.]

We posted a pretty big update to "Bern's Breeding Sim" lately, which includes the bonus "Bern's Harpy Ever After Diary" material and some visual upgrades. We hope you enjoy it, we're taking note of any bugs and will do a patch in the next 1-2 weeks. Next stop is the final game.

To be honest, the 1-2 weeks are for me to rest. I'm super burned out.

This thread has a lot of posts, so I'll be sure to repost in the new one for anyone who misses it.

Thanks again, fellow harpy-fuckers.

https://outismedia.itch.io/berns-breedng-sim

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327820
>404

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327805
Please, I need the thighs, I need them around me, I need that thunder stomping, I need to see that jiggle, ahhh I can already feel the life drain away

[Anonymous No.]

We posted a pretty big update to "Bern's Breeding Sim" lately, which includes the bonus "Bern's Harpy Ever After Diary" material and some visual upgrades. We hope you enjoy it, we're taking note of any bugs and will do a patch in the next 1-2 weeks. Next stop is the final game.

To be honest, the 1-2 weeks are for me to rest. I'm super burned out.

This thread has a lot of posts, so I'll be sure to repost in the new one for anyone who misses it.

Thanks again, fellow harpy-fuckers.

https://outismedia.itch.io/berns-breeding-sim

>>39327841
Pasting removed an 'i' from the link for some reason. Sorry for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327499
The dragon lolis aren't going to become zombie dragons, it won't be even remotely close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327863
Bonus material is ridiculous levels of cute. Worth the $4.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39327863
>Harpy Watcher's Codez
>Bern's Breeding Sim
What is it about harpies and inspires this kind of passion?

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>>39327958
Don’t you know, the bird is the word

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>>39327926
Squirrels are cute, but petite squirrels are cuter. Not quite loli, but no breasts. Older teen body but with flat chest, but no more than 5' tall. If that makes sense.

This body type is also good with harpies! Especially the black harpies! Family oriented, loving, friendly black harpies!

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>>39327958
I just love harpies and want to make everyone else love them too. It's as simple as that.

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>>39326500
I prefer that optional endgame boss they hid in the starting zone. The ancient evil kejourou working as a barber

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>>39327863
I love this.

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>>39327777
The man has rolled quads while asking for quads...
And so he shall receive the MASSIVE FUCKIN MONSTER THIGHS

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>>39328108
Mas, gimme more

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>>39328131
BIG girl thighs

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>>39328139
>broken horn
Poor girl, she requires hugs and kisses

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>>39328108
Gonna breed that oni

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>>39328139
I would love it softer but beggars cant be choosers

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>>39328160
these soft enough for you?

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>>39328170
More like that, got any more. I feel myself getting better

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>>39328178
I will post what little I have

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>>39328192
Amazing, got any shots from down low?

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>>39328197
does this count?

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>>39328199
Good lord just look at those thighs, what I wouldn’t give to feel them around my head I need more!

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>>39328214
ah this might be closer to a below shot

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>>39326978
>>39326991
In SMT/Persona games, Mara is depicted as a gigantic monstrous dick riding a golden chariot. You could look that up for some inspiration.

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>>39328223
Now that what I’m talking about with the hot pants and thigh highs, just fucking glorious, I need more! I want more monsters with fucking massive thighs

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>>39328244
Kuroeda is the best because she is a hardworking and dilligent girl
Also because she has A MASSIVE FUCKING ass and thighs and also brown

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>>39328255
I want to hotdog her buns so bad, I want to feel those thighs around my head and my other head as well, INEED IT !

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I want to join a sabbath that has sex-addict dark-skin femdom lolis

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>>39328230
https://youtu.be/iKZgOT3v2mE
I'm kinda thinking a THICC tentacle girl just from the SMT visuals.

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>>39328286
This but undead kuudere lolis

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>>39327228
>Since the incident his viewer count has tripled
>His chat is now far too fast to read
>Most donations he receives are declaration of love
>Many channels have popped up, dedicated to compiling every clip where he mentions his tastes in women
>He heavily regrets mentioning that he fantasizes about being with a girl so tall that he can use her boobs as a hat

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>>39328192
Imagine her closing the asscheeks like that while your dick is still in

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>>39328600
Unf, just unf

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>>39328286
This except the dark-skin femdom lolis are there to get half-forcibly maledommed

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>>39328629
Based, put those brown bullies in their place.

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>tfw my face is not on some monster pudge

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woof