Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Sun's out tits out

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[Anonymous No.]

Give me hellhound or give me death

[Anonymous No.]

It's time. <span class="xae" data-xae="love">😍</span>:love::love::love:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235579
Epic fail

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c2e2602a_bog.png"> he bought fluffcoin? Dump it

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>>39235579
:love: Cheshire!!! UwU

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>>39235554
what if they all have rape on their minds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235639
>not wanting to be raped by a cheshire, wock, and hatter

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>>39235579
something's wrong with this gato

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>>39235648
I may as well want to be raped by them. monsters have normalized girls raping boys because they love violating them.

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>>39235656
she's just a bit more insane. <span class="xae" data-xae="perfect">💯</span> :fire:

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>>39235554
I will never lose to monster pussy

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>>39235716
You're right monster pussy will lose to you <span class="xae" data-xae="grin">😄</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235716
not even if it looked like this?

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>>39235716
You're getting raped by a cheshire cat later today. She'll make sure you're begging her to stop so she'll violently fuck you harder and mind-break you with her manic pixie dream girl pussy. Lose to monster pussy.

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>>39235716

<span class="xae" data-xae="love">😍</span> you are going to love it against your own will.

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>>39235741
my superior speed will give me the advantage

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are shit. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

Day of the sabbath <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon has done it
>The inconceivable
>The impossible
>Obtained the unobtainable
>Achieved the unachievable
>He has reached level 2
>No longer will level one slimes terrorize him
>He has escaped the temptations of the big tiddy barmaids in the starter towns of Holstaur plains
>Now, he is ready to begin his adventure for real
>And Anon is instantly swiped by one of the level 70+ monsters crowding the exit of the starting zone they can't pass because they are too high level

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>>39235755
I think I should return this cheshire, she seems to have a factory defect

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>>39235793
The trick to success is to go through the Unpassable Mountains
Just jump
Keep jumping
I know it looks like you're making no progress but keep jumping
Eventually you'll reach the top
It just works

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235793
I wanna tease the overleveled hags by aggroing them and opening a town portal scroll then running away

[Anonymous No.]

The best maid

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>>39235741
Am I the only one that thinks clothes going into the pussy looks kind of weird and gross? I prefer either covered or bare

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>>39235818
>anon messes up the last jump
>slips on the invisible barrier and gets shot into the stratosphere
>Achievement earned: Eldritch dimension discovered
>uh oh

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>>39235928
>>39235879
Beyond the stars, a snack for mastah

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>>39235938
If you're a buff anon married to an eldritch mamano never ask her for high density food. She may misunderstand and bring back condensed star stuff

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>>39235938
Her love for them will carry on long after the last star fades

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Concentration camps for human men where they will be receiving re-education by being bonded with by their assigned wives in special locked monitored rooms! A nice big courtyard where our glorious leader Druella can watch the mass orgies commenced before her as men are taught their place in a society orchestrated by monsters!
Men can't be trusted to run the world anymore because they would just start wars and be driven by irrational hatred and fear. Monsters are the chosen race to complete Lilith's vision of an everlasting utopia! Men serve and offer their bodies as the Yin and Monsters take and establish prosperity as the Yang! This is the order God has intended! Who are we to deny the path to true righteousness!

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I get choccy milk in the MGE?

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>>39236040
See, this is why places like Fort Wizard exist

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>>39236040
I imagine a sloggoth would not need such a room a pocket dimension is all which is needed

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What's the average level of a fox hag?

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>>39236097
1800

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>>39236122
How to I defeat such a fox hag?

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>>39235879
I used to think so, then I converted to kikiism

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>>39236132
Shave her mofu while she sleeps

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>>39235966
I think that would be a good thing

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>>39236144
I said defeat, not obliterate.

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Here's a tip for identifying incubi or human men who are Demon Realm Men, the husbands and or sons of monstergirls

Regular human males: Standard regular looks and Western RPG appearances.

Incubi/demon realm males/sons and husbands of monstergirls: Are younger youthful looking anime looking boys with brighter colorful hair.

Consider that when ever you meet, encounter and converse with any males in the MGE world. You wouldn't want to unknowingly be corrupted with demon energy when talking with a potential "bro" now would you?

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>>39236144
Unacceptable. The kejourou matrimonial conglomerate will find you and rape you now

[Anonymous No.]

The waters in the swamps in Wonderland are pools of JubJub pussy cum raining down from above.

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>>39235966
An acceptable risk

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>>39236132
Gimmicks and min-maxing, insulting her age, say she will never have children with her empty egg carton. You could go the % of max HP damage and wait for her to pass out and move on too.

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>>39236198
Refusing to sex a monster that's passed out in front of you is a great insult. Prepare for her to go yan and stalk you to ends of the earth

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>>39236143
>fall into the abyss
>crawl back out
i wonder how disappointed chaos girls would be that modern man is nonplussed about their ineffective sanity drain.
i mean sure, that might have worked on some dude in the 1600s but a stacked purple lady with extra eyes isn't going to bother me.

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>>39236198
I'm currently specced into pure impregnation build.
What do.

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>>39236255
Anon you know that build needs escape abilities to work right? You have been taking those right? You wouldn't have just forgotten them so some over leveled hag would take advantage right? Right?

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>>39236246
I would you actual money that 99% of modern men are mentally weaker than 99% of average men would have been in 1600

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf tengu after several pregnancies.

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>>39236307
yeah but that softness is what makes me so malleable.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are better than shogs. Prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a baphomet

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If EMG taught me anything, it's still manageable to have six potentially sexual wives. The problem is raising children when I impregnate all of them with multiple children each. I'll be having a classroom amount of little monsters that might want to have sex with daddy. But hopefully my wives will help me contain them and raise them right.

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There is a belief in Eastern Europe that blind cave salamanders are the children of dragons not yet fully grown. Remember that when you make fun of the chuuni salamander outside your front door that constantly challenges you to fights

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>>39236361
No they are not, shoggi can make anything more me, anything

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>>39236421
more blind salamanders would be nice

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>>39236421
Yeah and koi fish turn into dragons too if they get up a waterfall
Lots of creatures make such claims

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>>39236421
Why would I bully the blind salamanders? Sounds like a recipe for disaster when they bring their seeing eye hellhounds.

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>>39236361
Shogs can construct flesh onaholes and make a comfy breeding pod in your bed for you to drift off mentally into a state of permanent ejaculation and pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236361
shog can give me comfy shoes

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight! i love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236421
>Salamander challenges Anon to a fight, AGAIN
>Anon just answers his door with a sawed off in hand now

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>>39236503
Reminder that shooting horny mamonos with horny bullets only makes them hornier.

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>>39236478
Literally this

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>>39236534
Heres the thing, each horny bullet would increase the monsters horniness by similar amounts, with minimal increases past a certain bullet size. Therefore, shotgun pellets are the best choice for self defense against monsters since the high pellet volume will make it easier to overwhelm even the strongest of monsters through sheer volume of shot.
Every monster, even a lilim, has her breaking point

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>>39236336
Hmmmm yes.
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

Game?

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>>39236288
A real man goes all in.
Full power.
Hesitation is defeat

[Anonymous No.]

So, how would the life be like for an anon that got isekaid to MGE and landed in Maid Academy? With just his clothes on, completely penniless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236635
>CCs you

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning handsom sirs. Mara bless you

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>>39235730
I want to sex the shiro while senko watches

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is with the emotes

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>>39236855
What day you think today is?

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>>39236855
The cheshires got into the code

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Why aren't Monster Girls real? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4dfb5c71_COPIUM.png">

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>>39236861
Well it's better than the ones that just had gay orgies happening

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>>39236855
Sorry grandpa, this isn't your old 4chan anymore. <span class="xae" data-xae="grin">😄</span>

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>>39236861
>Why, it is the 5th of May...
>WRONG! Today is Idiot Day, when all the idiots crawls out from their holes to challenge me!

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>>39236889
I'm too dumb for Hakus

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>>39236889
Just strip her stupid hat away, get her into the barn and proceed with Milk correction, she'll be a good, humble mere-female-bovine in no time.

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>>39236910
But what if she starts listing all the ways you're doing it wrong

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>>39236941
Damned bratty cow <span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span> instructing farmer Anon. Needs milking correction.

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>>39236959
Farmer Anon with no confidence....

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>>39236986
you gotta stand your ground as a farmer. Don't want cows taking over and be the ones milking you, right?

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>>39236889
Haku horns are for hanging condoms on.

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>>39237007
Eh, I guess they're right and being a farmer ain't what I'm cut out for. Guess it's time to sign the farm over to them and head back home, I'm sure they'll be fine.

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>>39237039
Saying that is a perfect way to make them feel aggressive need to comfort you. You'll spend the rest of the day pressed between huge milkers

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>>39237109
>already signed everything over and packed up to leave
>same cows that teased me daily about being a bad farmer are now refusing to let me leave until I feel better
>trapped in a cow boob prison for the rest of the day too
I wonder if this is kind of how Holst/Minotaur invasions work.

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What do monster girls look like when no one is watching them?

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>>39237171
Kill yourself

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I NEED HER I NEED Her

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>>39237155
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, COW EROTIC <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> COW'S BOOBS AND HIPS EROTIC

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>>39237286
This cow sucks though, fuck NTR

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>>39237329
True, I don't read monster musume, it sucks the dick. I just enjoy the designs.

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>>39237352
Honestly they'd be a lot better if Crab didn't draw big boob monsters with tiny stick arms and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire daughteru
Wholesome <span class="xae" data-xae="perfect">💯</span>

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>>39237438
>chesire daughteru
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="24" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cda7b2fb_FeelsGoodMan.png">

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>>39237455
>>39237438
I'm going to burn Wonderland forests down!

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>>39237513
cringe my man <span class="xae" data-xae="yikes">😒</span>

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>>39237171
They look like silly!:FeelsSpecialMan:

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>>39237171
They look like silly! <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25086889_FeelsSpecialMan.png">

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<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8a527ac8_WanWan.png">

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>>39237648
dogtits <span class="xae" data-xae="eyes">👀</span>

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<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/d89a0070_troll.png">

[Anonymous No.]

Post more foxes specifically like this one

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>>39237798
I wonder if "my wife Nanabi" fag still lurks, haven't seen him for a while

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>39237171
I should have unlocked the janny emote for garbage like this. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png">

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>>39237798
My wife, Nanabi

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>>39237705
>makes a Shephard's pie so good it's ended wars
How is that supposed to work?

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<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4459d60b_PepoG.png">
It seems I have discovered goncerning information

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>>39237838
Oh there he is. Hello! Hope you and your cute wife have a nice day. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bdf28159_ReimuGlare.png">

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>>39236042
From brown cows, of course.

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>>39237859
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png"> dead lady acting artistic again

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>>39237859
What did she learn?

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>>39237906
The Egg Council got Lenny

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>>39237862
>Oh there he is
It's not one person, that's an old meme from the /vg/ thread

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<span class="xae" data-xae="flex">💪</span>

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>>39237846
Both armies got food poisoning and couldn't fight anymore.

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>>39237994
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

How do I expand my kingdom while in the demon realm, I wanna play wide not tall

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>>39238017
add all the neighbouring countries' female leaders to your harem

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>>39238017
>get many heirs
>tell the heirs to go conquer in your name
>???
>profit
but be sure to not forget step 2 after doing step 1 or else you're in for a very awful time as your heirs bicker and try to split up your already small lands

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>>39238031
Through dick, unity

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>>39238017
>Be prince over a fairly nice border kingdom
>You get invaded
>You army get smashed and then "smashed"
>They get into the castle
>The royal guard is no match for them
>They start arguing amongst each other over who gets your dick
>They start fighting
>Eventually like 80% of the invading force is fighting each other over who gets to ride the royal dick express
Such is the burden of being the prince.

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>>39238128
Cum in every single one of them and ensure their loyalty. You now command an even stronger kingdom, despite having lost the war with the country you incorporated.

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>>39236889
Was that Cao Cao? I feel like Cao Cao said that, not sure where else I could have heard that.

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Kiki does it for free, but she appreciates when you bring her flowers or take her to a restaurant for a romantic date. Meanwhile Shog gets an anxiety attack when you gift her something not made of her.

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>>39238285
What does Automaton think?

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>>39238281
Yes, it was him. Well done anon! You make Miss Haku proud!

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>>39238289
Automatons are capable of recognizing gestures of affection, no problem there.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37816084

[Anonymous No.]

Unicorn or pegasus pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

What is "the forbidden mofu"?

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>>39238441
your waifu's ass hair

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>>39238441
pussy hair, some Anons absolutely adore it, some like it neatly trimmed into a cute shape (like me), some can't stand any hair down there.

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>>39236398
Little girls
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>:baw::baw:
Erotic

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>>39238478
https://imgbox.com/xNEB4qhf
(right above file size limit and I don't feel like resizing)

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>>39238193
Gonna save the whole kingdom by fucking all the monster girl generals.
Or well, getting fucked by the monster girl generals really.

[Anonymous No.]

boomer lizards

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>>39238800
For me? It's that announcer from YYH

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>>39238785
Mara recognized your noble quest and granted you a buff +400% to dick size. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/57b01648_nepSmug.png">

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>>39235554
How many Orderites and Order Heroes become wracked in despair and hopelessness? What with mamono mana and monstergirls gaining all the wins and victories. And so many mighty heroes, tenacious adventurers and other mortal realms falling to the monstergirls.

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>>39238891
That's a cute cow.

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>>39238923
That artist is a wonderful man and I love him. He draws no shit fetishes, just 100% tomboys and monster girls.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a19762fc_MeguminHappy.png">
>>39238916
How can you fall into despair while getting your dick and balls sucked whenever you want? You gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39238800
I want to fight her
In my bed
Using my dick
And by "fighting" I mean knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="35" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f0dcbf8a_jannydog.png">

[Anonymous No.]

So supposedly Order did manage to invade Royal Demon Realm at least once. I bet the headlines afterwards were "lost presumed raped by the locals"

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>>39239017
wth, Jenny? Order delivers fresh husbands to your doors now?

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>>39239017
Nice try, Cask.

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>>39239030
Living near the front lines has advantages. Bet those living in the Royal Demon realm never saw such a buffet before.

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>>39235601
>>39235579
>>39235693
>>39235737
>>39235779
WTF!?

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>>39239173
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ba70c4d9_REEEEE.png">
>He doesn't know how to use emotes

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>>39239173
Something wrong, Anon? <span class="xae" data-xae="kiss">😙</span>

[Anonymous No.]

Every RPG update just makes me want it more. Please KC, I'm DYING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239173
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/41a37aa0_ReimuPalm.png">

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>>39239050
I hope her daughters are as purple and loli as her. She is a rata right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239173
problemo? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

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Day of the Cheshire cat

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>>39239173
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/b674048b_MikuStare.png">

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Where did all these fucking cats come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239173
:cheshire:

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>>39239345
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png"> do you feel in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235779
This dominant blowjob is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

I will impregnate my Cheshire auntster behind my momster's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239231
>I'm DYING.

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>>39239451
What about the gyaru chesire classmate? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/b674048b_MikuStare.png">

[Anonymous No.]

cocky human boys need rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239483
Sorry I only go for milf (but still virgin) monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239485
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, CALF CUTE <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> CALFS BROWN SKIN CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

tyest :)

[Anonymous No.]

FAT CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239350
epic fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239485
rapey monster girls need cock correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239216
yes i dont nor do I have any

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239485
damn female kid<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239485
>in cow print, doesn't have any titty

[Anonymous No.]

:bane:

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>>39239556
:sadcat:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239590
bane? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c69a1ef1_cia.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239610
how thwe hell you guys doing this, I have no idea

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>>39239598
cringe feline!
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239581
The best kind

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>>39239640
the worst kind, no milk

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>>39239629
Go on your pc, disable redditx, go to the post window and look at the icon next to options line. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png">

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>>39239634
:diesfromcringe:

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>>39239651
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> You're in sabbath territory, watch your mouth lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239688
when I see cow, i think milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239216
>>39239227
>>39239255
>>39239293
>>39239323
>>39239350
Pure cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239720
Thanks for the (You)s
:pog:

[Anonymous No.]

I can't do this one PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239720
frustration? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239746
yes you can you just need to enable the native extension
you'd know this if you paid attention in Mrs Haku's computer sciences class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239719
Yet you complain about a compact chocolate milk dispenser.

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>>39239720
HAHA TY FOR THE (You) <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7081142e_goldface.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239780
what milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239780
that would be true if she had any!

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>>39239817
Sabbath girls have milk. You just got to suck real hard until her nipple is lifting off her tight little chest.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png">

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>>39239857
Needing to do that is how you know she needs a little trip to marunes place

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Sabbath girls are the most motherly <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239884
We don't talk about marune

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

Every time you use an emoji, the Chief God grows a little stronger. Do your part- text only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239917
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/d89a0070_troll.png"> Glory to the Chief God!

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>>39239902
Now that's bbullshit, hags are way more motherly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239917
Then it's a good thing I don't know how to do emotes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239910
what about them?
:o.O:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239917
wtf? I love chief god now! <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8a527ac8_WanWan.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240024
Ew, human skin tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240024
Gazer-chan is the cutest, nicest, strongest girl

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that green from a while back where selene was a sort of cryptid handng out silver swords to adventurers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240074
>cutest, nicest
But she's mean and arrogant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240093
that's her shell, she's cute and affectionate inside <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bdf28159_ReimuGlare.png">

[Anonymous No.]

I love pseudo incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240074
then why does she call me mean names? <span class="xae" data-xae="cry">😢</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39238337
Okay, thanks. He's a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236042
HRRTGFHN THE CHOCOLATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240176
me too, I wnat fuck my adoptive momster auntster and mt my oneesan who are all like thousadns of years older than me!<span class="xae" data-xae="grin">😄</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240159
Like Reimu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240211
Precisely <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8a527ac8_WanWan.png">

[Anonymous No.]

want femdom monster but not a BDSM Elf, or a mommy cow. got recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236040
I'm more of a Four Souls type of guy druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240211
i like her aunt, yukari bdtter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240292
spooders
anything with tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240093
She's really sweet when you get to know her.
>>39240180
Clearly you must have done something to deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240292
maybe a bapho? can a baphomet femdom? think they(and most sabbath girls) are mostly subs with the whole onii chan thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240292
Ocelomeh, Hellhound, Amazon and Manticore are probably biggest femdom monsters. But beside the hardcore femdom monsters like the ones mentioned and the hardcore maledom monsters like the Night Gaunt or Cockatrice, most monsters fall in between and can could whatever you want on an individual basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240292
Gazer, Vampire, Manticore, Ocelomeh (S), Ogre, Hellhound, Werewolf, Werecat...
Most spider species.

[Anonymous No.]

Arch imps are all about lolidom and sticking your face into their little bratty butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240306
OUHHH HAG BELLY EROTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240620
damn that sounds like a dream, especially if theres a horde of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240620
If the MGE RPG is anything to go by, so are regular imps if you aren't careful.
It's a matter of power levels and personal tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239750
Yes. I hate this emojis even more than Cheshire with her "tiny dick" jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240620
damn female imps <span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span> sticking their butts into Anon's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240740
Sounds like someone has a tiny dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239548
imagine that resting on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239469
What makes a cheshire turn so sour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239548
jesus christ, my chesh auntster is mighty thicc, Imma jusy pray for a little more ass and a pudgier belly and then I m gonna go to town on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240953
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bb299b4d_monkaOMEGA.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240740
*sucks your dick*
*calls you gay after*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241000
she aint a plushie but imagine cheshire bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241000
Alp hands typed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240292
Kikis femdom their Anons into being better Mashtahs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241045
>kikis forcing half the anons in this thread to shower and scrub at gun point

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239548
Just the way I like them.
Thick, soft, and smirking

[Anonymous No.]

:bug: Consider Greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

I want a bicorn and/or smoke hobo wife who pimps me out to hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241045
Anon is groomed from birth by the kiki in orphanage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241107
so the old kiki groomed anon ever since he was adopted
now thats hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241101
Consider THIS
<img class="xae" data-xae width="23" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/11339e7b_shoopdw.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241101
:green: :worm:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241146
<img class="xae" data-xae width="100" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/49bde730_shoopdw2.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241101
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0e313986_koiwaiwave.png"> heya greenwormfag-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get given candy by Shirokuto to praise you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241157
<span class="xae" data-xae="fire">🔥</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240575
Imp calls you onii chan while femdomming. It's not hardcore femdom but I suppose it could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241101
Yes, yes I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240202
np <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f93f9e5a_AYAYA.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241101
Instructions unclear, cocooned and subsequently adopted by the resulting Papillon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39240929
16 cm is big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241163
>Join Shirokuto Sabbath to learn high-level sorceries
>End up being little more than an errand boy
>Fetch the correct grimoire from the top shelf
>Get rewarded with headpats, hard candies, and a "good boy"
>Be almost 30...
<img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/59b6bba6_FeelsBadMan.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241163
this old hag looks younger than half the other baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241234
What a charming young man you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241101
I prefer the autism bug (mantis)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241232
>sign up to cold mage sabbath
>surprised when they don't teach you magic and have you assume the mana milking positon
Can't have the livestock getting uppity and above their station.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241163
Wiping the dust and cobwebs from Shirokuto's ancient cunny!
With my penis <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241163
imagine being raised by her.....and coming back to bang her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241278
Remember to check for spiders first, you wouldn't want a bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241225
>mayor zombie didn't get dressed properly again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241373
And what if I found one? Should I spank her as punishment for getting between us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241278
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>
Old hags are better.
Their debt and cellulite... so erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241256
>tfw ywn hear this as a fat hag dark mage slides her hands up your thighs

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to bring cat monsters into Wonderland or you'll have to deal with things like Cheshrie Jinkos and Cheshire Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241467
HAG EROTIC!!!!!
>>39241513
>chesh jinko
what happens there and wouldn't that be some other cat monster thingthat also lives there
I had an idea jabberwock wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Damn female warrior kids.. challenging an adult.. needs rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241618
>flat chested kid
>hips of a grade S breeding sow
do mamono really? <span class="xae" data-xae="confused">😕</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241225
When you don't pay taxes a horde of zombies gets relocated in your home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241618
Little brown warriors are for knocking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241806
>>39241618
>Anon, why do you have so many yo-
>"They kept challenging me, so I figured this would make them stop."
>....Does it work?
>"For about nine months"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241618
>>39241806
I kinda want a pai loli Sali or Amazon that also has hips like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no demon hag gf that has seen the birth of humanity and can tell you stories about how cave man music was like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241945
Lolis don't have hips like that<img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png">

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/EightKind/status/1509546073127366672
>Listen to me calmly, okay? You are now in the world of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241945
I want a band of FLAT brown loli warriors to teach how to wield a sword(penis) properly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
The only way to respond is with fearful screaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
ok, where the hags at? wheres hagville? THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!, WOMAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241997
You underestimate monster lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
clearly I must be dreaming
which means I'll just go back to sleep
because there's nothing better than sleeping in your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242023
A noble deed, teaching them oral, hand skills, AND getting them a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
Is this MGSV meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241661
It's all in the statistics. Young monsters with super erotic bodies will on average get married faster and have hornier husbands, leading to on average more flat chested wide hipped children running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242093
No. This is Patrick. <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
where can I whore myself out?

[Anonymous No.]

So I her you like mudkipz
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a4b23eff_mudkip.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242154
single to married speedrun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241618
>>39241806
UOOOOOOOOOOH, SALLY EROTIC, <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> SALLY'S FIGHTING STYLE EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

[Anonymous No.]

the question is, do I want to sit in the mino's lap or do I want her to sit on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242298
why she scream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242258
>Keeps shaking her hips for balance
>Plants her weapon in the ground and uses her momentum to swing around it
>Tail slap attacks
Reminder that MGs canonically poledance with polearm type weapons. And reminder that giving enemies lewd thoughts is a legitimate strategy for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, she told me that i can touch her boobs as much as i want. And she is sealed anyway. So, i don't see any problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242381
hit her with a blessing of milk before you do

[Anonymous No.]

dryad subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
extremely cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
I bet she smells reeeeaaally nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242258
>>39242372
>dumb loli salamander wears a g-string micro bikini and fights in a way that keeps drawing your eyes on her hips, belly and ass
>isn't even doing anything distracting knowingly, just dressing and fighting in a normal way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
Remember, the older the tree, the more ara ara the dryad. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/b674048b_MikuStare.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
Spring is in the air and the dryads are looking to get pollinated

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
need a big ol ancient dryad mommy to sit with in the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236433
>blind swordswomen salamander
>can fight as well as if not better than any warrior
>still can't look anon in the eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242994
>Gets flustered even though she's blindfolded and blind.
>Has immense tits that anon tries to avoid staring at.
>Which just results in him trying to stare at her face while she tries to avoid looking at him in the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242991
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
If this happened to me and I woke back up in the real world I might actually kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
Immediately hug the Lilim and shout "MARRY ME"

[Anonymous No.]

mass rape orgy when? i want to see lots of men being forced to cum inside monsters of various species

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242994
Tricking blind girls into licking your cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239523
How that boy resists grabbing a handful of cheeks is beyond me

[Anonymous No.]

I wish all men were converted to sabbath members, i want to discuss getting fucked by little girls with cute goat legs and soft fuzzy forearms

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243112
alpish behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243131
Doughragon
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/fb56168f_BOOBA.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239523
That young boy better get assaulted by that cheshire and mad hatter. There's not enough straight shota on here. Something about young human boys being sex'd by adult monster women against their will is amazing as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243199
waaaaht, i just feel more comfortable knowing that i'm in danger of being mating pressed by a evil monster like hellhound or manticore, it reassures my submissiveness will allow me to survive in any demon realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243288
you could stand to phrase it better than "i want to see lots of men..." then

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243209
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="19" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3d8675e9_peepoWTF.png">
Soft dragons are best dragons

[Anonymous No.]

Damn wonderlanders, polluting this site with their emotes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243361
Soft can be dangerous. Soft and big or soft and smug can be a disastrous combination. You might end up smothered and become useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243016
>she falls asleep on anon's couch
>he takes the opportunity to grope her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243414
What if soft, smug, AND big?

[Anonymous No.]

KC art <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ddc55766_TooLewd.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243432
Anon no!
With her razor sharp senses she'll wake up and have a sword at his throat!
I don't know what will embarrass her more, the fact that she has a sword at his throat or the fact that he's groping her thick and meaty tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
nice!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
Onis in leopard print never gets old unlike the oni themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
That's a good oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243492
Forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243440
Immensely dangerous. The sort of thing that attracts those hopeless mommyfags that want to become invalids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
Now that's an improvement on the oni profile <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/fb56168f_BOOBA.png"> It's lacking muscle but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243492
>>39243497
I think its a Pyrow
:PeepoWTF:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243536
I need one.
Gotta inspect big and soft monsters to see how they've done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243548
>Sake
>Tiger print
>Total abscene of flames
Yeah. Sure. Pyrow. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7b4acfbf_trollface.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243548
>drinking sake
>wearing leopard print
>no tail
The science says oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243548
Oh nevermind i just saw the Alcohol. Still kinda looks like a Pyrow's Older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki act all smug like they’re always five steps ahead of you, but all you gotta do to disarm them is
grab
that
chub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243432
I need this.
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
Another redesign with bigger tits??? Has kc forgotten his target demographic???<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243589
Nah, you gotta grab that flab
Rhymes better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243622
It's a unique individual, not a redesign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243589
Works until you try it on one of the richest tanuki in MGC only to learn she's into it.

[Anonymous No.]

It has not even been two weeks and I have already fallen head over heels for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
strawberry milk <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/fb56168f_BOOBA.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243654
That sounds like “morbidly obese” territory though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243655
>age: 1038
Monsters are so old and I enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243841
I enjoy young monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243734
I mean, it's still gotta catch her off-guard if you do it to her right in front of her friends, right?
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243841
>>39243956
I enjoy all monsters equally, even the Sith ones

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters will treat me as an adult when I run for public office

[Anonymous No.]

I hope nothing sexual happens to me on my tour of the venomous mountains.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ddc55766_TooLewd.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244011
>implying they're going to vote for someone with less than 200 years of public service experience
You're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243655
I wouldn’t mind a kraken wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
maple dryad with lots of syrup
ranchers sometimes confuse her for a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243589
The thing about tanukis trying to blackmail you financially is that you can just rape them. You can even rape them before they try to blackmail you. They're going to do it anyways so you might as well get the upper hand on them first

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244029
Watch me win when they all think it's an elaborate media stunt and they end up voting for me to join in on the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244066
They pretty consistently sound cute and the tentacles must be out of this world.

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png"> Does wolfgirl's mating call make every man hearing it hard? What is she awooing to signal herself to eligible bachelors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244092
I still am more committed to Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244111
It makes me want to ticket her for breaking the city's no awooing law

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244132
Mayor could really look into that law, forbidding dogirls to awoo is racism. <img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/83cf2699_Aquacry.png">

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243446
Game update/new profile fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244191
I too want to get inside the mofuball to watch cartoons with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244029
hey now anon nearly won the last election

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath men coming out as lolisexual to their momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244198
when you stop posting cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244066
Do you want to be squeezed that badly?
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/9ecd704b_PepoThink.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244123
Gonna need a link to a fanfic behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244301
>Fucks given: zero
Now I'm thinking though, say you get a monster that's not a loli type by default, let's say an oni, and they undergo pedomorphosis to join the Sabbath. Does the spell apply to their kids, too, or if they decided to let their child make their own choice on joining the Sabbath would the daughter just tower over the mother by like 12?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244080
Why not live of the grid and check out of (((Society))) so they can't control you financially at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244301
Better than coming out to my actual mom or the police.
>>39244357
I assume yes. I want to know how fast natural loli monsters grow though. Would a baph have a mini loli or a daughter her own size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244380
>anon gets tired of modernity
>goes unga bunga and drags receptive female (his tanuki boss) to a shack in the woods
>she gets cabin fever
>she was last seen trying to trade pinecones to hikers for stocks
>many years later its said there's a feral population of tanukis in the national park that control the forest economy
>whatever that means

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244357
I don't think that it does apply.
A lolified monster would inevitably be dwarfed by her kids (unless they lolify too).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244457
>explaining to your hostaur daughter that mommy had different plans for her chest size
It doesn't sit well with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a problem that everytime i see a monster, i instantly get horny and become less interested in a decent normal discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244419
>Would a baph have a mini loli or a daughter her own size?
I'd assume they grow at the usual speed and just stop early. They'd get proportionally huge baby bumps because you'd have a normally-sized baby popping out of a tiny woman, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244495
Holsts become oppai lolis, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244533
I may actually be wrong here, but surely a host loli could choose to go flat.
>>39244517
Lucky baph twins are super rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>need to go to work
>griffon in the doorway
>ask her too move
>"no, this place is under my protection, nothing leaves"
>keep trying various means to escape house
>in the end she just sits on you to "guard you properly"
>have to call in sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244608
>"Surely it's not 'this place' under your protection, but rather 'this man,' right?"
Sounds like Bring Your Wife to Work Day has come again. You can buy some of those chocolate coins she likes on the way back if she doesn't cause too much trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244608
>tfw no 8ft griffon to smother you with with her powerful body

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244596
>I may actually be wrong here, but surely a host loli could choose to go flat.
It'd probably take some serious work. Pedomorphosis will make them loli, but they remain busty.
They'd likely need some special assistance from a Baphomet or something if they REALLY truly wanted to go flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244672
I dream of being sandwiched between a griffon and dragon, fluff and feathers on one side, scales on another plus imagine the warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244457
>>39244495
I would like my monster daughters to be of varying sizes, from petite, to big and strong, and average sized. Same with sons, some would be 6'4 gigachads while others would be eternal shotas, all random of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244707
Imagine the rumbling caused by them growling at each other. Picture the ferocity of the sex in which your rival-wives would engage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243737
There's no shame in being mogged by the shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244763
Aggressively loved as a treasure of two hoards, who wouldn't want such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I like Faustian bargains. Like the story of a family that wishes on a monkeys paw for great wealth and gets it in the form of an insurance payout when their eldest son dies in a car accident. Except in this case the family gets great wealth when their eldest son is married off to a demon duchess because they didn't read the 300 page fine print of the contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244977
Are the going to carry him naked to the House of Lamentation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244967
Just as long as that contract isn't signed in blood or mana.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245054
It is signed in blood and mana, it's just that the blood and mana is going into a new line of smaller demon duchesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245054
>Chuuni demon wants the contract to be signed in blood
>Immediately regrets it when she sees the poor human hurt
Extremist monsters are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245088
>gets mad when he sucks on his own finger because she can lick the blood herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245088
just as long as she doesn't start menstruating on the contract when it's her turn to sign

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire decided to trick Anon on April 1
>Told him she was going to divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245166
>he's wise to her games by now
>tells her that's fine with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245166
>she then walks in on anon tying a noose

nice going dumb kot

[Anonymous No.]

around elves watch yourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>she doesn't make her own wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245116
This sounds even more cute from a vampire. Especially after she gets too into it by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245069
Do not simp for the mofu
Be assertive, but not aggressive
Simply take what is yours
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/53478ca5_Stonks.png">
Also making it look like an accident works, too.

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>>39245187

[Anonymous No.]

filthy unprotected creampie sex with a random stranger monster on a subway train in the middle of a crowd of other monsters watching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242015
>wake up
>already insane due to close-range zeroday lilim exposure
who thought that was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245191
It's the portal to Wonderland<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6ec0dd2c_pepoRope.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245317
jokes on you, that ends in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39242517
>blossoming
i just realized dryads very likely have 'mating seasons' just like beastladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39243129
hmm, yes, Rakagi
I unironically like the look, it works

[Anonymous No.]

Raw sex with a Pyrow on the pill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245386
Anon those are fertility pills!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245393
Don't worry, I replaced them with ovulation pills

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245393
and that pyrow is a spy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245349
>jokes on you
true

[Anonymous No.]

I would get dizzy after having sex with a whole harem of monsters, how would i train myself to withstand countless ejaculations inside my wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245451
Any amount of training would just let you last longer, but you will never last to the end. <img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png">

[Anonymous No.]

I love Cheshire kot
How to get to wonderland ?

[Anonymous No.]

I simply wish to be dragged into Shoggoth's own pocket dimension

[Anonymous No.]

this thread could use some jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245279
Licking small cuts is often a vampire's first graduation from drinking blood out of bags and cups to true bloodsucker. Imagine a small vamp toddler drinking beef blood out of a sippy cup at the table while her mom drinks from daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245470
So the husband never wins in the end...what a shame, monsters beat us at everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245451
Do some cardio, some squatz, some good deedz and your daily prayer to Mara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245491
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245491
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245496
Sex is a 2-player game, and the goal is to have fun.<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/08b66b75_FeelsOkayMan.png">
Try to "win" in KC's game, first, if you're so upset about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245518
I will NOT do the needful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245349
getting tracked down by an angry dragon and forced to take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245361
Demon lolis need anal mating

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245531
Loving big cats like little kitties! Pampering her in ways she'd never admit to in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>He falls for "The rope is a magical portal to wonderland"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245541
who would enjoy losing to a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245634
he's up for grabs for banshees and weirdo undead girls now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245648
all human males secretly (or not so secretly) crave this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245656
The cat would neck herself to go after him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245648
What is "losing" in sex?
Losing would imply not having sex at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245573
I like the trope of having some quick fun with a monstergirl then she shows up months later with a gravid belly and demands you take responsibility. As a monogamyfag I wouldn't be in that situation but it's a fun scenario nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245671
Based romantic Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245656
the lolis will take you matter what.
>>39245648
I probably would. Even if she only does it to slurp up all my spiritual essence and leave me almost permanantly as a level drained mess that can barely move.

[Anonymous No.]

How now brown cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245824
Smoking is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245855
Unless it's done out of a kiseru, at which point it magically becomes hot as hell. Can't imagine it would give milk a good flavor, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ratatoskr in MGC
>Very proud of her tail
>Takes the train to work each morning
>Keeps getting her tail molested
>Sometimes get so embarrassed she misses her stop
>Eventually gives up and just parkours her way to work
>Notices one of her coworkers is losing morale
>He asks if she still took the train to work
"Well...uh...you see...there was someone who just wouldn't stop feeling up my tai—"
>She notices he isn't even listening. Just watching her tail.
>Rata realizes what is going on
>Some eavesdropping coworkers realize, too

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>>39245824

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245912
>tennis balls on her horns to hide the sharp bits
cute!
>she forgets to take them off when going on the train in the next panel
CUTE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245767
lolis will take over anything no matter what
it's only a matter of time until we're all slaves to the uoh, thanks to our sexy little baphomet mistresses <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

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>>39245666
Holsts can't get me if they're too busty to fit through my doors and windows.<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/af528e56_Hahaa.png">:Hahaa:

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Wives!!
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/fad6951c_Pog.png"> :Pog: :Pog:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246134
as a man should
Be sure to give them cute daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245884
>Dumb squirrel misses the biggest scoop of her life
>Her friends do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245912
imagine how baby crazy a single mg kindergarden teacher would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>39245884
Sexual molestation is never okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246194
>She's too nervous to make the first move
>He's too dense to realize he can just as her out
>Coworkers keep trying to get them drunk or otherwise have them hook up
>>39246207
Your missing the other side of the story. You try keeping your cool in the early morning, all tired and exhausted. And suddenly a soft fluffy tail is trapping you against the wall of the train. He would space out and miss his stop more often than the Rata.

[Anonymous No.]

Venturing into the wild searching for mamono cryptids.

[Anonymous No.]

Angering your vampire momster by playing with the courtyard werewolf!
Disappointing your vampire momster by marrying the courtyard werewolf!
Making your vampire momster into the world's happiest granster with courtyard werepups!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246286
I'd like it if her tail was subconsciously molesting the man instead.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was a kid back in 2004 on a hot summer morning, I was playing my favourite game Halo: combat evolved on my original Xbox drinking my favourite orange juice SunnyD. I started up the level The silent cartographer, but something was wrong. Instead of that iconic cutscene with the two pelican dropping chief and the marines off, Chief was just standing on the beach with all the marines dead around him with no covenant in sight. All the marines were covered in blood with their mouths wide open, "did Master Chief do this?" I thought to myself out loud as I sipped on my ice cold SunnyD. The sky was pitched black and the ocean was blood red like that scene from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Suddenly the screen went to 3rd person and Master Chief turn 360 degrees looked in the camera and said "N I G G E R". I was shocked how could Master Chief say something like that. My Dad storms in to my room angrily, "did you just say the n word". I pointed at my tv and told him Master Chief said it, but the game went back to normal with the marines and Covenant fighting one another. My Dad still mad takes off his belt and starts whipping me. I cry out in pain, the SunnyD spilling all over me soaking me to the bone. My Dad wobbles away slamming the door behind him, I cry laid down in a puddle of SunnyD. I look up at my tv, Master Chief's face looking at me with his blood red visor, A Nightcore version of Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away Starts playing in the background. "Why are you doing this" I said to Master Chief, He looked at me and said "Reply to this post or your Mother will die in her sleep tonight". I tell him I don't understand, he starts laughing evilly, the music getting louder and louder, I scream so loud I passed out.

I don't know if it was real or not to this day, but that face...that damn face still keeps me up at night.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to romantically fight a lizard girl.

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>>39245683
>Not having regular “duels” with her
>Not noticing her getting slowly developing a belly
>Not teasing her about getting fat
>Not having an angry pregnant dragon hounding you for sex
>Not cuddling with her while she asks you what a good girl’s name would be
>Not listening to her try to come up with an excuse as to why she asked the question
>Not kissing her to shut her up
Pick up the slack monogamy fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246344
>"I can't believe my son married the dog guard! Good heavens, it is going to be quite the scandal!"
>says granny vamp as she knits little hats and shirts for her grandpups

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246370
If you cum inside a tail it gets all sticky and hard to wash. Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>get lilim waifu
>now the DL thinks it's time to put the son in son-in-law and sends me a bottle of her own milk to formalise my adoption

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246447
Imagine the squirrel trying to figure out why her tail starts smelling funny every morning. Imagine all the sudden boyfriend jokes sailing over her head.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a blind, salamander samurai with baiken tier tits.

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png"> When I see a cute Witch/Familiar pair to sex and wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39244336
I prefer Sloggoth but will settle for Kraken

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>>39246370
Only monke or succ tails work like that. Kitsune are a special case because magic.
Rata tails are just so big and poofy and soft that it's inevitable you will get a face full of fluff if you find yourself in close confines with one of those blushy little squirrels.
If a man is unwise or unlucky enough to rub himself against such exceptional mofu, then he'll probably wind up addicted. And if the Rata has a single dominant bone in her body, he best hope she doesn't notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246447
Doesn't stop foxes from attacking men with their tails every chance they get.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246490
>spoiler
Today I will remind them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246507
It's because nobody can tell the difference. We are talking about clean animals like cats and squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246490
>>39246557
It better be mental domination, because even monster strength won't help when I'm hard and her feet aren't touching the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246557
Until she spilled the spaghettis and get raped, then she becomes all sweet and sub

[Anonymous No.]

i want a loli cheshire cat daughter to diddle me
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span><span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246370
Efficient, instantaneous absorption of spilt seed is one of the most rudimentary spells in practical nymphomancy. Simple classes on the topic are given every few months at colleges and community centers all over. For instance,an OL mamono should have no trouble attending, and the succubus instructor would be happy for them to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246557
She may be malicious but she's also very small. You can just pick her up and walk off with her and there's really nothing she can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246606
<img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/83cf2699_Aquacry.png">
That's pretty cringe oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246557
>once pleasure has been drilled into their body by a penis, they are unable to ever defy it, and eventually, their body and heart will be dominated. The seemingly cheeky attitude that they had until then will disappear somewhere, and they'll end up changing into a pet that fawns on the man who became their husband.
You wish

[Anonymous No.]

RAPE THE RATA <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246619
And that's why they suck, along with a good number of other species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246631
No, the rata must rape you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246654
She can't because i want to fuck her <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="20" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/68104e2a_peepoHappy.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246634
maledom people deserve happiness too.
i am into proper femdom girls though.
>Eventually, by the time he has served out his sentence and become his owner's husband, he will have changed into a cat lover whose erection will never weaken when he is around a cat. He will spoil the cats and pour semen into them as they desire.
KC tweets imply they make up the crimes

[Anonymous No.]

I have commited the cringe, still not done tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246585
>>39246611
Breaking down your reason to the point where you'd physically assault her seems like an end goal.
Also, be careful of poisons, venoms, snare traps, enclosed spaces, or architecture that a squirrel could use to her advantage. They are the crafty sort.

Oh, and try not to think to much or too often about fuwafuwa mofumofu. Dominating your heart and mind would only get easier if you already can't stop thinking about her and her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be happy.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51ca59c2_BOOMER.png"><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f93f9e5a_AYAYA.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246700
I want to give one rich holst milk until she can't fit through all of those little rodent holes anymore. Spiking her drink with a megamorphosis potion could also be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246684
>maledom people deserve happiness too.
Sure, but if I want that there's far better species.
I despise personality-change species, because they inevitably turn out to be "okay so the prior 70% of the profile? Yeah that all is totally irrelevant when you actually get married at which point they act like any other species." What's the point?
Sometimes it feels like KC is afraid to let species stand by their own merits and has them fall into the default at the last minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39241467
>>39241543
Hag erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246829
big chungus

[Anonymous No.]

>dude lmao I barely learned to walk on my feet two decades ago that means I can drive a car

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246619
>Cheeky Rata not so cheeky when she's got a dick in her
>Suddenly cheeky once more after you take it out
>She's accepted you as her husband
>All of her scheming will now be directed towards (You)
Jubjubs can't stay calm with a dick
Cursed Swords and Redcaps get quasi-murderous
Lamia get possessive and beastmen get aggressive.
High-ranking succubi will warp spacetime, and undead girls will overcome the cycle of life and death to get at your dick.

You seem to misunderstand what it means to be the husband of a monster girl. If you aren't on the attack, they WILL strike first whenever they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246816
How many girls are like that?
>. For example, even with their husband next to them, they would only smile at him like a little girl in a manner suitable to their appearance and snuggle up to him, and they would never do something like rape.
It does happen a lot though. I guess that is the setting he likes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srTqxL_6Ysg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246859
Stop posting boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246859
Demeter please, I ran you over with Kintoki.
Calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246881
She is a farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246876
>>39246836

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246881
I don't touch g*cha myself, but I'm pretty sure this particular one is the "mythical figures as waifus" one rather than "boats as waifus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246913
I assure you, in a game full of "mystical and historical figures as waifus," Demeter is a spaceship, and therefore a BOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246896
A tractor or a thresher.
One of the two.
technically also a ship

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246938
I stand corrected then, have another Demeter space boat in return
https://files.catbox.moe/4w33rj.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247014
I like my boats sturdy.
That gacha girl probably couldn't haul 1/10th of what this girl could and I bet she couldn't even leave the atmosphere to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246881
>>39246913
>>39246938
>>39247014
She's a Greek goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247033
Well yes but no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246807
Congrats. You now have a big, busty squirrel girl all baby crazy with leaky, milky breasts. With a big, strong, adult body so she doesn't need to run away anymore.

You may not be able to walk properly once she's through with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247033
Greek Gods are warships that used to make-up a Megazord

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246865
Apophis, High Orcs, and Vampires come to mind.
Compare them to something like Hinezumi, which figuratively melt for their husband during sex but have no issues resuming their prior demeanor. Or Redcaps.

[Anonymous No.]

What am I supposed to do in MGC when random monsters proposition me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246863
>If you aren't on the attack, they WILL strike first whenever they can.
Hot.

>>39247064
A pelvis strength competition it is, then. May the best person win. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246816
Cheeky lolis are made for domination, but not so much all the cheeky brattiness is tamed out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247072
I had the red cap description in that very post. They are not immune from it, but the next line says that they will get rapey again if the men stop fucking them.
Once again proving <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> superiority

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247141
That sort of treatment will only encourage and reinforce her bratty behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247141
>>39247144
I think we're on the same page there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246863
> undead girls will overcome the cycle of life and death to get at your dick.
Sounds nice, I would probably throw myself into the first zombie hoard I saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247117
Gee. I dunno. Piss yourself I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247196
Since it is april fools I will admit to the great chesire god watching over us that when the portals open I genuinely don't know if I would throw myself at the first passable girl or hold out until I find one of my waifu races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247117
up the anti and propose to them on the spot
they'll chicken out

[Anonymous No.]

Hag erotic ! !
Needs immediate marriage and baby in belly correction ! ! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247196
Well, in that case they'll just suck you to near-death until one of them becomes a Wight or you get rescued by a passing cleric of Hel.
Then comes the incubization and subsequent turning undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247225
punishing hag for erotic muffin top!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247211
I'd try to hold out for my ideal, but there are a lot of girls I'd accept if given a chance. The fact that I'm a slut for succubi would do me no favors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247211
>throw myself at the first passable girl or hold out until I find one of my waifu races
Why not both? <span class="xae" data-xae="thup">👍</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247225
Gonna go to hagville and prank the hags with fake love letters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247258
Sounds slutty. I do not want to create a massive harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247302
Being a slut is the appeal, but if you don't want to be one then guess you better just hold out for your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247244
>>39247286
playiny with mufin tops then dashimg away

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247211
There are only a few girls I would go after but if a different girl came after me I don't know if I could reject her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246557
I want to be blackmailed by a cute squirrel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247225
I wanna fight a hag lizard girl. I bet it's the first challenge she has gotten in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39246694
:Pog: F@T

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshires are dumb and stupid and silly and c*inge and human males prefer dogs like werewolves kobolds and heckwans

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247403
This is true. Jinkos are pretty great, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247443
The strongest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247377
What's in it for her if you WANT it to happen? A weak little sniveling submissive child like you doesn't seem like the sort that would interest a Ratatoskr.
Unless you have a nice cock, or she happens to be a truly sadistic and cruel, calculating and manipulative, cerebral assassin of a Ratatoskr. The sort that wants to mindbreak you into a glorified pet and toy, at her beck and call, and ready to worship her in every which way she desires.

No. That can't be right. Nobody could be that adorably pathetic.
Wanted to post 93965452_p0, but I don't have the fullsize and 4chan didn't like the webp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247403
You can't prove I like hellhounds. So what if they're the largest folder on my drive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247403
>human males prefer dogs
I thought that was just white boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247162
They should be tamed just enough that the "good girl" and "slutty brat" are in equilibrium, and kept there with further gentle domming.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Monster Mercenaries can be paid in other ways, such as having their pick of the Human soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247477
No.
ALL human boys love dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247477
that's what he said

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247496
>Be random guard number 7
>Salamander mercenary decides the mayors money isn't good enough, so she's gonna take you instead
>You aren't getting payed enough for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247496
Yeah but the monster mercenaries I hire don't listen to my orders, let me fight on the front, and keep ruffling my hair despite me being their boss. Seriously I thought they were supposed to be professionals but they act like a mob hooligans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247540
I will never be a slave.
I am a free man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247561
You can be a free man at home taking care of the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247540
>You aren't getting payed enough for this shit
At least you're in agreement!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247540
You will provide your new wife with strong little warriors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247540
>You aren't getting payed enough for this shit
Should have taken one of the monsters as payment.

[Anonymous No.]

Socially awkward succubi <span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌</span>

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247588
That's not allowed (only because the mercs don't belong to your boss), but no one is going to complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247617
She's breathing pretty heavily, is she okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Check out this Zipangu Doujinshi I managed to find at a market

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247650
she's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247650
I wouldn't go to Monket to shop. You'd be the only male there surrounded by sweaty monster NEETs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247650
>makes the pp in vagoo sign with his hand
cute<span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247650
Treacherous serpent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247687
>tfw you are the one who does the fat hag vs cute boy doujins and all your fans are them.
>Its time for the meet and greet
>Put on the mask and the heavy robes
>go to your booth
>pray no one senses you're male
>They aready know, they just are waiting for a slip up so the rape can begin

[Anonymous No.]

Under which circumstances is it okay to ask your Hellhound wife for strong hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>Aggressive, domineering Echidna who keeps producing equally aggressive, domineering daughters
>Start ending up with hybrid abominations like Hellcores, Ushi-Krakens, and Ogre-Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247687
I attend Monket to cosplay as various human boy characters in popular media

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247751
>Ogre-lamias
Imagine how much it would take to get them wasted.

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>>39247751
God yes.
I'd do my part to create as many boss encounters for adventurers as I can.

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>>39247687
I already do, just dont remember whats happens after aside from waking up in my hotel room covered in fluids.....

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>>39247763
>It's been years
>We still don't have all the Classical children of Echidna

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>>39247751
>sandworm-manticore loves playing with her food

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>>39247751
There's official echidna art with what looks like a werecat baby but with snakes for tails.

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>>39247754
That's cool, especially since Monket guests are so well-behaved around boys in skimpy fantasy clothing. Can you imagine if they didn't have any self control, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247794
>You popped a boner in your skimpy cosplay, The spandex doesn't hide a thing.

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>>39247823
This is why I only dress up as characters with armor that conceals not only my face but my crotch

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaha, imagine a tall, soft, hagflayer grabs, traps your upper body between her massive tits, brings your head closer to hers, then fucks your mind as she jerks you off, HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no chesh mom

[Anonymous No.]

Occasionally, I like to drink a Shota potion and do Shota cosplays at Monket.

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>>39247867
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8b7cc3e0_WTFF.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8b7cc3e0_WTFF.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8b7cc3e0_WTFF.png">

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>>39247869
thats all I do since my face turned into something way different when I grew up, so no one knows my true face and voice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247867
Imagine going to a mindflayer and telling her to just delete everything.

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>>39247869
>>39247886
One of your fans will inevitability cast a curse or spell on you to make it permanent.

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>>39247888
A shoggoth could delete the universe and replace it with only her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247888
I wonder if a flayer would be able to make separate (You)s in the same brain like partitions on a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247751
I want to see the cute little kikibold runt.

[Anonymous No.]

Every heroic adventurer needs a reliable dark elf companion. You know, for protection.

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>>39247788

That's Fox, anon-

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>>39247907
Nope, that will nev-why did the chair bceome smaller and my arms shorters.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247888
would you just end up mentally a newborn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39247916
This one just does it for me, does she have a name?

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>>39247972
No, Anon, EVERYTHING. Including System32.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248007
so a veggie?

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>>39247225
where the anubis at

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>>39248021
The freshest. Then some MAMONO MANA comes along and ruins EVERYTHING.

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>>39248007
No Mindflayer would. Monsters don't hurt humans, especially their husbands. Mindflayers follow the same rules as any other monster in the setting.

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>>39248058
Behind her keyboard, making that post.

>>39248065
I know, I know. They might make you forget a bunch for a while and let you experience falling in love or something again, though. That could be fun.

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>>39248064
Fucking happy end juice ruins my dystopia.
Except that it brainwashes you to get that happy end

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>>39247999
>>39247916
Reminds me of them top-quality Lodoss War elves.<span class="xae" data-xae="drip">💦</span>

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97341537

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>>39248102
Top tier breast size.
Make sure to 'stuff' your living doll's chest appropriately

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>>39248153
i agree, all that chest for some good healing milk

[Anonymous No.]

What are the most aggressive dominant lolis?

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>>39248171
She's there to supply you with potions.
But she also needs you to milk her when they get too sore and full.
Self-milking has...failed for her multiple times.

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>>39248199
Piranha mermaids

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>>39247999
Don't know if she has a name, but the artist who draws her is listed as 'drill (emilio)' on gelbooru and there's about a page of good artwork.

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>>39248240
they also can be used as organic sisscors
>>39248211
imma have fun

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, anon! It seems the lilim didn't like your April fools prank...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248359
ah, my bogie chesh fren told me it would be a good idea to give her a creampie...... to her face

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>>39248359
Jeez, all these monsters get so upset when you send them empty egg cartons! It's just a joke, lady...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to muscle grab some mamono right NOW <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c458ef22_bane.png">

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff Bapho-chan's breath <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

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>>39247751
I would wife her and every daughter we make together! <span class="xae" data-xae="drool">🤤</span>

[Anonymous No.]

i love how you could see posts of shit just by seeing if it got an emote

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>>39248402
cheshire bait

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>>39247916
>>39247999
>>39248323
This is my kind of Dark Elf

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>>39248389
They all smell sweet and minty

[Anonymous No.]

I have a harem that consist of a hellhound, an amazoness, a dark elf, an ocelomeh, a krampus, and a dark-skin manticore <img class="xae" data-xae width="29" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7a95728b_Gigachad.png">

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>>39248421
i had a cursed thought
Hakutaku +Cheshire+Jabberwock+Mindflayer

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>>39248431
Extremely based <img class="xae" data-xae width="29" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7a95728b_Gigachad.png">

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>>39248429
The actual smell doesn't concern me. I just wanna be up close and personal with her every day, multiple times a day

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>>39248421
>tfw no chesh sugar mama

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/98cf0be7_KannaPolice.png"> excuse me but where is your loli wife?

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>>39248463
Hanging out at a graveyard

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>>39248463
nowhere, I have fat busty hag as my wife and I am shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248463
shes a redcap, i dont know where she gets to

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>>39248463
hilted on my dick <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

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>>39248463
Sitting on my lap, watching me shitpost <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png">

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>>39248463
right here, officer --> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png">

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>>39248471
Oh shit did I waifu another popular girl
At least she'd be more common then a baph

[Anonymous No.]

american Mcgee's wonderland would be just filled with yandere wonderlanders afre the MGE beam hit

[Anonymous No.]

Do hags go <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> with boys as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248518
redcaps arent that popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248532
I hope so, that'd be funny and kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248532
>UOHHHH CUTE BOYS
>CUTE BOYS FOR KISSING... EROTIC
Something like that, I imagine.

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>>39248548
I don't know, Nav drew a nice shortstack Redcap.

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>>39248532
they do more that just that, be careful of free cpus and top-spec computers vans

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248463
Sorry my wife is an 8ft wall of woman.
Pay no mind to any temp-loli potions on the premises.

[Anonymous No.]

Show her your willy.

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>>39248532
Creepy perverted hags go
>damn bratty boys <span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span> seducing older women. Need rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248612
I think most "proactive dating" monsters think that, more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

N-nani?

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>>39248611
no,stranger danger! sSTRANGER DANGER STR-MMMMPHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248463
My Atlach-Nacha wife is a flat chested pear loli and my Night Gaunt wife is a tall hourglass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248532
you made me think of that pomf scene but instead its hag monsters and a very naive and young anon

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>>39245666

[Anonymous No.]

Anons that have a set MG race to marry or even individual. If you went to MGE would you not marry anyone but that race? Or do you see yourself in some situations saying "I can marry her" and marry another MG?

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>>39248750
dumb cow, just gonna close the blinds

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>>39248758
Don't do that. Close the blinds on her and when you turn around she'll be staring at you from the nearest doorway. Inside the nearest doorway. Disturbed cows are surprisingly quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248750
>Hear the sound of your window starting to crack, straining under the pressure of BIG BOOB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248751
My waifus are the only breeds I would accept. I would get a mana marker as soon as I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248750
Hi, there miss Holst, You are looking a little scary, but since you are there, wanna come in? I'll even open the door for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248750
Oh no! I'm out of milk, but I've already poured the cereal! Whatever will I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248768
>nearest doorway
I'll close the door then

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>>39248779
>My waifus are the only breeds I would accept.
If that's true you don't need the marker. What's wrong? Are ya scaaaared?

>>39248783
This is probably the best bet. You'd either get a chance to diffuse the situation or at least get a gentle raping.

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>>39248770
Big tiddy can do some... interesting things.

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>>39248793
A marker would expedite meeting them by leaps and bounds though.

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>>39248796
clothes need to go smaller

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>>39248793
>If that's true you don't need the marker. What's wrong? Are ya scaaaared?
Have you actually read what a mana marker is?
>an extremely wide area is affected, so it's like a man advertising himself to every individual of a particular race that he is seeking, and unmarried individuals from among them will probably gather before the man, scrambling to be first.

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>>39248793
>Miss holst takes out a single action army demon silver revolver
>points it at my head
>Tells me to strip
>And begins molesting me
>all the while she still has that face
what did I do?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39248788
use ketchup

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248808
>>39248826
Ah, lazy and scared. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248750
now why would she want to adopt me so damn bad? I just moved into Hagville!

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>>39248868
shes got to get you before the hag nuki land lady sinks her claws into you

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>>39248751
My penis would probably go pew pew and spurt the first time a girl rubbed against me.
After that it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248879
uuh... imma immma...immma RUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248854
You're weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39236434
>buy a carp from the pet store
>load it into a catapult and yeet it up to the top of a waterfall
>acquire ryu wife

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>>39248750
I already have REAL parents though

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>>39248827
The accepted the tanuki landlady's welcome fruit basket.

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>>39248891
>turn around to run
>run into the tanuki landlady who somehow got in
sorry anon, its over
enjoy the married life

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248943
I'd never marry a hag at least, I know that. Honourable exception is memecat as long as she doesn't look over 23

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>>39248943
>landlady
>somehow got in
she has the key
but no matter, I have to jump ou the window onto the roof of another building

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>>39248943
Gimme that fat tanuki wife.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6f5bc7e5_PillowYes.png">

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>>39248974
>I have to jump ou the window onto the roof of another building
ANON NO!

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>>39248990
time to use that teleport runestone

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>You can't touch me, i will leave un raped <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/87c89650_monkaSpeed.png">

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>>39248990
>harpies camping me
>two hags inside my house
i think its time to put that long ass time I was in the circus to good use

[Anonymous No.]

>loli Hellhound wants to hang out with you
>you agree
>she dresses and acts noticeably sluttier than normal when she's at your house
Imagine spending hours at a time alone with a lolihound that's all but directly asking to be dicked down.

[Anonymous No.]

Hagville truly is a paradise

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>>39249014
>t. really old hag fox
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/67905c4f_Bruh.png">

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>>39248996
>teleport runestone
>get teleported back inside the house where the nuki landlady invited the cow inside
never accept the complementary teleport stones given to you when you move to hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249003
I mean, yeah. Monsters can't rape you if you don't consent.

[Anonymous No.]

over time ive found myself less interested in booba and more interested in booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249014
its rape or be raped! Dont go into dark alleyways! dont go near creepy dark mages ! Make sure you don't enter into dialog with any hag or you will end up in their house. I repeat DO NOT RESPOND TO A HAG< YOU WILL END UP IN THEIR HOUSE, MOANING AS THEY DRAIN YOU OF YOUR CUM

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>>39249033
It's not about consent, it's about how fast I run you lying hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249039
take the flat chest pill<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249050
You gotta stop sometime, anon. You can't run forever.... You wont be able to crawl away after some time....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249055
Holy shit thats one THICC squirrel, she must have eaten alot of nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249020
where can I find some in hagville?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249077
Humans have been made for running a long time and short rest between marathons. Your old fat hag ass can't match. I'm going back to the pit and you will not catch us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249107
>rest
>means stopping
>means you cant run
dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249105
Every 4 houses had at least one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249121
so start raiding houses for hags to bang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249014
Who is the mayor of hagville?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249131
just knock and you will be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249119
You also need to rest grandma <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6955123_yaranaika.png">

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>>39249134
Oh look bongos!

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>>39249137
nah, imma raid the houses and fuck all the hags I find until i pass out inside of a hag
>>39249134
the haggiest lilim
>>39249143
>never heard of the storiy of the tortise and the hare
shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249134
Dumb Tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249039
It's all about little girls with big booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249055
how can nukis possibly compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249177
bigger assets and also having their leashes in their hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249160
>Humans beat both in a marathon
In the pit i go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249192
the hag pit of wurms you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249134
a fox lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249242
that's just an inari with white hair

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Arousing an angel is a sin. You will now be raped for 1000 years as penance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249269
so still, the mayor of hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249286
angels are too fucking horny, whats so sexy about dude wearing a gas mask on his face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249286
nooooo not again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249286
so my mama was right! bible thumpers are the biggest pervs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249340
Its not perverted if you are with your wife/wives.
then its wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249355
still is if they want to stay a shota or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249286
I hat peeping angels, you cant saty shot eihter because they got the "im watching over you" pass

[Anonymous No.]

how do I summon a Hakutaku? What do I put in the curcle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249203
Cheshires pit is the only interesting one <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png">

[Anonymous No.]

at this rate, seems you getting the alp chesh pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249449
Not him but I'll take those cats if he doesn't want them.
They can call me faggot all they want but they're the ones getting knocked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249134
A fat faceless tanuki hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249449
>>39249494
If i can fucked meme kot i'm happy, can also share with anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249505
someone got fucked a little too hard cause that grammar is atrocious

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249505
Anon, please work on your English.
Also, one guy per pit, you know the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249503
I know what Im raiding, today

[Anonymous No.]

>>39239173
<span class="xae" data-xae="devil">😈</span>

Don't worry bro took me a second to figure out but here's a hint, it's really fucking obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249579
>a second
>its fucking 7:30
lol lmao slow anon

[Anonymous No.]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="29" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7a95728b_Gigachad.png"> I love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249530
>LFG - Nukie of the Endless Buffet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249635
Imagine busting down the doors with her henchman, she is crawling away and begging for mercy, thinking she gonna get hurt, but instead.... she gets a deep frenching

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249007
Haha it'd be easy to resist them, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249710
How did this gal get my number, fucking ratas. But hello there, miss...... who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249718
>Her boss fight is actually more against her oni bodyguards while she throws out buffs for them.
>She herself actually has extremely low stats.
>After the fight one Anon gets her while the rest split the loot.
On one hand, no tubby tanuki for me.
On the other, buff Yakuzi oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249759
Imma fly solo but I'll tell the oni your address and your number tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249710
Who cuts cake at 19:41?
Well I do but that's beside the point.

[Anonymous No.]

benis in monster vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE Yakuza
>Except its in the fantasy era with tattoos, shabby samurai outfits, and katanas instead of suits.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a shoggoth have eyeballs on her nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249848
based yakuza fan<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51ca59c2_BOOMER.png">
there would be so many mamono drooling over kyriu and majima

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249939
no, she would have niples dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249954
I Majima is for the cheshires or lul random girls.
Kiryu is for the refined monster girl looking for a man with a heart of gold and strong code of honor.
Majima is also for the monster girl that wants a man putting on a mask who has deep regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249969
It would be a deterrent for me as well but considering she can control her own body it would not be out of the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250039
that made me think of a shog doing that my eyes are up here joke but instead down here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249848
>salamander keeps tearing off her shirt before challenging you to a fight
to be fair this probably happens anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250102
Yeah.
Partially to show off her scars and tattoos
Partially to distract you with her toned, chesty figure.
Partially to get you to take yours off so she can basically eye rape you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39238337
i went to alice

[Anonymous No.]

>Pierce Kikimora's nipples
>Hang 8 ounce weights from said piercings
>Fuck her doggystyle
>???????
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250278
>he wants to hurt his kiki
Unforgivable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250278
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/48c107b3_monkaChrist.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250361
Shogg is the better maid anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250278
so how to get saggy tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>Buff, muscled kiki maid with a few scars, maybe an eyepatch.
>Stern and quiet, has maidplate on her outfit.
>Occasionally calls you "Lord" while performing her duties and you can catch her practicing swordplay as part of her daily routine.
>Won't say how old she is.
maids are wonderous creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250411
i'd feel weird if i had a wife that dressed up like a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250474
Kikimora will alter their outfits to have longer dresses with less frills when married to give a more wifely look.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people typing between : points, is this another crossboarder fad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250494
anual joke shitposting, it'll be gone tomorrow anyway
though it always leaves a long lasting mess on slower boards or threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250411
Steel and Lace Maid Services, Giving Retired Veterans of the Demon Wars Purpose after their service, at home or on the go, these Maids are battle tested for the discerning gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39235554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39249055
Love the discoloration around her fart box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250494
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>
We are opening the portals now.
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>
Cast your baphomet seeking missile into winds, they are here in this very thread.
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250278
Hellhounds are more your speed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250617
maybe if they were 8 kg weights

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250578
Tea party get out of hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250575
Ex-cavalrywomen, heavy infantry specialists, and even pikewoman.
Many exmaids are ready to serve a new lord in his home.
>Some maids may come with prosthetics, speak with your local representative to find the right maid for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250653
I wouldn't mind a maid that despite her size and strength having to help her with her various duties, though she would probably get mad that I would prefer doing most of her work, seeing her get frustrated at me helping her would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250676
>Prosthetic leg means she is a bit unsteady with moving heavier things like furniture so you have to help her.
>One Armed Kikis misjudging prosthetic arm distances and grips.
>Bad back means she needs help and sitting down on occassion.
Be sure to care for your maid, and never say old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39248611
Turn me into a shota first. I want to be a big-titty pedo-mommy wife's young sex assault boy victim

[Anonymous No.]

When you go to zipangu, please let the local shrine maiden sex you so that you won't be corrupted by disgusting yokai sex addicts <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bdf28159_ReimuGlare.png">

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250738
nah, gonna go to the yakumos and see if ran wants an adoptive son

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250738
it's dangerous to go alone; take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250745
what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250745
cute little thingy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250747
fox, will guide you on thre right path, might suck your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39250747
a monument to all your sins.

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>>39250745
Mofu ball - Stage 2

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>>39250747
take it easy

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>>39250777
Which stage is this?

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Marry and have lots of children with slugs

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>>39250747
it loves you very much

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>>39250791
stage 1.5 also know as awwwwww

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>>39250617
No, I want a demure bird dog maid who is, behind closed doors and for me alone, an absolute turboslut.

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>>39250799
No.

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>>39250738
>Want to go to Zipangu for vacation and see all the monster babes.
>Shrine maiden won't let you leave the town until she's sure you're been "purified"

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>>39250816
Cringe

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What's holding he do next?

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>>39250841
human shrine maidens are superior over yokai monsters. they have very protective purifying sex rituals that they claim to do to a man of their choosing, and once the ritual is complete, you get to stay in their country forever without worrying about expiring visas!

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rapedog

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<span class="xae" data-xae="skull">💀</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="skull">💀</span>

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>>39250950
I just wanted to visit the local shrine, not spend all day getting toyed with by a shrine maiden.

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>>39250745
I dice it, then sautee it in oil.

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>>39250891
>I promise I'm not going to go that deep this time.
Hummingbird Harpy?

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>>39250935
Hug the bug. Then fug the bug

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>>39250745
Neat, I get a little buddy to talk to! Imma tell her all my worries, all my fears, and all my love. Its really lonely walking all alone

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>>39251063
>Hummingbird Harpy?
Yes.

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>>39251038
That's too bad, shrine maidens forcefully make men into devoted lovers and make their penises powerful and sacred with their abilities. It's no wonder only girls and women visit shrines these days...men are afraid of both yokai and miko!

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>>39251185
>tfw ywn fall out of the sky right as the youkai and the mikos are having a very tense arugment about something
>and ywn right in the middle of both groups
>and you have no clothes
>and Its the middle of winter

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>>39241158
hello

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>>39251185
lol, how could you be scared of a miko? what they gonna do, pray at me?

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bogie loli when?
<span class="xae" data-xae="clown">🤡</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

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lol newfaggot, loli melted you brain huh? look at the mega you fuckwit

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>>39251270
here ya go

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>>39251314
ew no<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>

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>>39251354
>said the emote using alp

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>>39251270
<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>rape<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>correction<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>

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>>39251314
NEED CLOWN HAG

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>>39251409
same, imagine her clown knowedgle or the fact that she was the first-ever clown!

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>>39251419
>clown knowedgle

how magnets work

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>>39251360
>he doesn't use emotes like a chad<img class="xae" data-xae width="29" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7a95728b_Gigachad.png">

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Gonna go on a trip to hagville, what are some must see places?

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>>39251409
imagine the thighs jobs from that hag
>>39251488
sorry, am old man also, you got the numbers
>>39251489
fox alley, regura park, hagon palace, jabber jabber st, and kot mate place

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>>39251489
be sure to stop by lamia lane too

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>>39251489
human boy adoption mart where you can buy a husb- I mean adopt a lonely-not-kidnapped boy

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>>39251489
Just dont go down haku ave and say something incorrect or the hakus will come after you, or anywhere near there as well, they will come over, pull down your pants, spank in public, then take you home to homeschool on proper grammar

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>>39251564
how many you bet alp in there

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>>39251564
what you do if you woke up there?