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What's YOUR disability, /jp/?

>> No.3923351

im gay

>> No.3923352

Get out KS devs

>> No.3923353

I'm impotent

>> No.3923356

I smell like bacon

>> No.3923357

I have ADD

>> No.3923359

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

>> No.3923363

I'm too awesome for this world

>> No.3923368

I must fap constantly.

>> No.3923394
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3923394

Exencephaly. Fuck KS and its cookie cutter disabilities, where's my consensual exposed brain penetration scene?

>> No.3923403

>>3923394
While some people might fap to it, it wouldn't be moe.

>> No.3923408

I have a little dick.

>> No.3923418

Bedwetting.

>> No.3923421

I'm socially disabled. I even go to an adult learning school paid by the government to help me overcome this horrific disability.

>> No.3923424

>>3923394
>Exencephaly.

So you protect your brain under a glass dome filled with preservative liquid like '90s cartoon villains?

>> No.3923425

I learned what my origin is and now I have to eat people.

>> No.3923440

I have to watch out when I blink cuz if i wouldn't do it slowly my eyelids would accelerate to 0,9999999999999999999999999999c and become two supermassive black holes that would consume this world. Yeah, this sucks.

>> No.3923452

If my eyes are open they shoot beams of kinetic energy.

>> No.3923454

>>3923425
what are you referencing out of curiosity?

>> No.3923455

I can see "lines and points" on people which make them die

>> No.3923465

>>3923454
The latest Kara No Kyoukai movie

>> No.3923473

I can squirt unlimited amounts of yogurt from my armpits.

>> No.3923475

>>3923347
I am extremely resistant to magic.
BEATRIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.3923477 [DELETED] 

>>3923343
pleased to be stop spamming ur shitty clone boards on anonta
lk.com

>> No.3923470 [DELETED] 

I am extremely resistant to magic.
[SPOILER]BEATRIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/spoiler]

>> No.3923492

I am a succubus and thus I require a diet of semen and souls

>> No.3923512

>>3923492
Real succubus don't require semen to survive
I have talked to one

>> No.3923524

I was betrayed by my ideal, and I wish I had never become a superhero.

>> No.3923531

Extreme lack of motivation to do anything.

>> No.3923536

I've traveled during Etherwind.

Now i have 15 disease traits

And Loyter is making fun of me.

>> No.3923542

My disability is...I can never lose.

>> No.3923545

High functioning autism.

The good kind.

>> No.3923570

I am aKILL THE INNOCENT vessel for a lesser demon that callsRAPE THE VIRGINS himself Draghignazzo and heGIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN manifests himself constantly in tics.

>> No.3923582
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More of a mental disorder but yeah

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>>3923545
so basically you're american?

>> No.3923613
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>>3923545
>High functioning autism.

>> No.3923621

Is pedophilia counted a disabiltiy? If not I could probably pull some mental stuff.

>> No.3923652

suicidal depression
no energy to bother seeing a shrink, and if I was medicated it'd probably just give me the boost needed to finally kill myself

>> No.3923660

I am obsessed with swing dancing.

>> No.3923672
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Recurrent Spontaneous Pneumothorax
Over twelve collapses in two years.

>> No.3923696

Gender Identity Disorder

>> No.3923703
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3923703

What is your obligation, /jp/?

>> No.3923713

I'm 400 pounds and punch walls.

>> No.3923715

Mild Schizoid Personality Disorder

>> No.3923721
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>>3923703
I think that everyone in /jp/ has this one.

>> No.3923727

Nearsighted. Nothing contacts can't handle.

>> No.3923730

>>3923703
The 'hardon obligation'.
I must listen to Yuko Goto's sex voice at least twice per 24h

>> No.3923733

Girls

>> No.3923748

Whenever I fap, the picture that flashes before my inner vision at the moment _just_ as I'm about to cum is a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>> No.3923756

What's the proper term for it now.. multiple personality disorder?

Some shit like that.

>> No.3923764

I'm rich yet I hate spending money.
In short, I'm a jew. (Not genetically.)

>> No.3923771

Dependant Personality Disorder, Sickle Cell disease.

>> No.3923773

I spontaneously switch genders.

>> No.3923793

I'm the strongest

>> No.3924641

I end every sentence I make with "if you know what I mean", if you know what I mean.

>> No.3924649

I'm too perfect.

>> No.3924694

Anxiety so bad that I pass out if I'm put into even a mildly uncomfortable situation in public.

Did it the other week when an old lady asked me to give up my seat on the bus for her.

At least it meant that I got to keep my seat.

>> No.3924702
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>>3924649
Are you a girl?

>> No.3924707

i have aspergers syndrome, an autism spectrum disorder. perhaps everyone would like to hear the next few 1000 word posts i have to say about aspergers, the autism spectrum disorder, and the fact that i've been diagnosed by at least 9 different physicians and psychiatrists?

>> No.3924716

Minor neurological dysfunction that effects fine motor skills, muscle memory, and gives me a general inability to sit still at all. It also causes me to shake like I've got Parkinsons if I'm stressed.

>> No.3924722

>>3923703
Same as Touka's. I even have a similar behaviour and family situation, except more shit.
God, that chapter was depressing.

>> No.3924726

I don't have a disability because I'm not a faggot.

>>3924707
Nobody cares, OP.

>> No.3924727

I am diagnosed as both hyperactive and autistic when I was four. But I also scored over 170 in my IQ test. So that makes me a twice-exceptional, triple exceptional even. I am telling the truth but hey this is 4chan nobody believes me.

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>>3924727
There are lots of failures with high IQs. Don't worry about it.

>> No.3924750

Bipolar. Borderline. Pedophilia.

Yeah.

>> No.3924757

I actually have an unnaturally slow heart rate
If I were to do extreme activity for a prolonged period of time, I would die from lack of oxygen

>> No.3924770

>>3924757
Does it not increase activity when doing something active? Personally, if I had a really low heart rate, I'd be worried about anything that could send me into shock.

>> No.3924776

>>3924727

Normal IQ tests are really really inaccurate for high IQs; they have specialized tests for those.

I supposedly had Asperger's, but either it was bullshit to begin with or I grew out of it. My IQ was at least 150 (I don't know anything beyond that--my parents never told me), but I seriously don't care about it anyways, so it's not like I'd bother to get myself tested now or anything.

Plus, I've probably gotten dumber every year since the 6th grade.

>> No.3924778

>>3924702
Of course I am.

>> No.3924785

>>3924770
It increases slightly and slowly.
I can do a nice brisk walk and feel refreshed, but a sprint is fucking painful

>> No.3924795

>>3924750

Oh, all clinically diagnosed too, by the way.

>> No.3924796

>>3924694
you did the right thing.
just cuz she's old doesn't mean she can order people around.
however, if you were sprawled out on like 3 seats that's a different story

>> No.3924797

ADHD, Asthma, and i have a learning disability.

>> No.3924818

Severe depression, social anxiety gender identity disorder

>> No.3924826

I have a crushing fear of rejection and constantly avoid people out of fear they won't like me.

>> No.3924835

>>3924796
Nope, sat in the disability seat at the front, which incidentally I deserve to be sat in anyway because I can't walk without a stick due to severe tendon problems in my legs.

>> No.3924844
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3924844

Asthma. Social anxiety. No friends.

>> No.3924849

>>3924826
But I like you Anon.

>> No.3924863

Every time I enter a new room/location, I mentally note the most secure locations and possible locations.
Similarly when meeting new people, I take note if they have any glaring physical weaknesses that can be used, as well as noting anything else that could be of use.

>> No.3924866

Stoner.

>> No.3924870

I do not have a disability.

>> No.3924874

>>3924863
I always try to assert people's physical ability and try to figure if I would be able to beat them in a fight.

>> No.3924887

I'm a lolicon.

>> No.3924911

Social anxiety.

>> No.3924921

Let's all meet up and be socially anxious together. We can indulge ourselves in the awkwardness of the moment.

>> No.3924937

I'm nearsighted and, I have Asperger and hyperthyroidism.

>> No.3924950

>>3924921
But I'm not socially anxious.

>> No.3924975

Asthma is not a disability, you morons.
Neither is having no friends.

>> No.3924978

>>3924818
Forgot to add hypothyroidism.

>> No.3925123

Social Anxiety.
Depression.
Rheumatoid Arthritis.
Assburgers.
My sense of gender is all fucked up in my head, though I would not go so far as to say I am definitely TG, but I might be I guess I am just a huge faggot. It keeps me up and night and generally consumes my mind a lot of the time - though it is more recently that I have thought this.

>> No.3925131

>>3925123
Polite sage.

So I totally fucked up that post. You can still get the gist of it. Apparently, I do not English very well.

>> No.3925151

>>3924975
What about having only one friend that I talk to incessantly? It's a 2D girl. ;_;

>> No.3925423

Permanent anger.

>> No.3925825

I dislike talking to, looking at or generally socialising with most other people.

>> No.3925830

>>3925825
What about me?

>> No.3925837

>>3923347

Unknown pathological or neurological disorder that is slowly killing me. No one can figure it out. I've had multiple MRIs and more blood tests than I can count. Everyone is baffled.

>> No.3925843

ITT: KATAWA SHOUJO DEVS USING 4CHAN'S POPULARITY TO PROMOTE THEIR SHIT.

>> No.3925848

I only feel happy when I'm being a very evil bastard.

>> No.3925849

Epilepsy

Feels bad man ;_;

>> No.3925851

>>3925830
I have no problem with talking to people online.
I also don't seem to have all that much of a problem with talking with people over the phone, vent etc.. if I feel like talking that is.

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>>3925851
Fascinating.

>> No.3925853

>>3923347
>What's YOUR disability
I don't have any abilities to begin with.

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>>3925852
I know right? totally!

>> No.3925864

>>3925825
You're missing out man. Life is great.

>> No.3925866

Katawa Shoujo is shit

-Index fan

>> No.3925880

>>3925864
I tried life, didn't care much for it.
I'm happy as is, thank you.

>> No.3925886

ITT: KATAWA SHOUJO DEVS USING 4CHAN'S POPULARITY TO PROMOTE THEIR SHIT.

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>>3925880
I didn't know Tohno posted on /jp/ as well.

>> No.3925914

mild tinnitus

>> No.3925932

I have boneitis.

>> No.3925934

>>3925909
I used to, all be it rare, post here from time to time.
It's only recently that I started posting here regularly.
I just got tired of all the problems with /a/..

>> No.3925936

>>3925886
>>3925843
It's just the OP image, bro

>> No.3925976

>>3925837
What's it like? Maybe we rolled the same on the mystery disease table.

>> No.3926077

>>3925936
That's not how I see it. OP could have used a different image instead of that viral-marketing shit.

Mandatory sage + report

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