My name is Alice Margatroid and I'm going to fucking kill myself

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Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 21:49:16 No.39184375 [Reply] [Original]

My name is Alice Margatroid and I'm going to fucking kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 21:51:39 No.39184400 File: 137 KB, 523x300, 1629280024937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look, that autistic girl is going to fucking kill herself!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 21:52:27 No.39184410 >>39184375 I want to help Alice-chan cure her depression!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 22:08:20 No.39184575 >>39184375 You're not me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 22:20:33 No.39184682 >>39184375 Atleast let me fuck you before you do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 22:21:25 No.39184693 Sex with Alice!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 22:24:05 No.39184720 >>39184682 You can still have sex with her after

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 22:25:38 No.39184741 >>39184375 Alice this is the sixth time you're going to "fucking kill yourself" this week, I don't buy it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 22:35:50 No.39184852 >>39184741 >sixth time >this week But it's still monday. What the hell is wrong with this girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 23:40:37 No.39185565 >>39184375 Please live stream it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 23:56:30 No.39185693 Alice is going to do the one thing she's good at!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 23:57:55 No.39185707 >>39185693 What, cry about it when she fucks up killing herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Mar 28, 2022 23:58:46 No.39185715 >>39185707 Yes! Isn't she a worthless piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 00:03:15 No.39185753 >>39185715 At least shit can be used as fertilizer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 00:04:44 No.39185765 File: 887 KB, 800x746, shegonnadoit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 Do a flip

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 00:12:53 No.39185828 File: 131 KB, 1311x964, 8f1770a24c0bd5119cfac7376e7b973f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 Go talk to Komachi before you do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 00:17:06 No.39185866 >>39185753 Shit has more worth than Alice!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 00:19:38 No.39185886 >>39185693 Wet her bed?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 01:24:24 No.39186578 >>39184852 she has a bad habit of being talked out of it then 20 minutes later going "that's it I'm really gonna do it this time!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 01:43:39 No.39186821 Would it be possible to fix Alice with a good dicking? I think that could fix her being mentally a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 01:48:59 No.39186883 >>39186821 The only way to "fix" Alice is to actually make her have a near death experience, choking her to the point where she's about to give would be the best way but beating her to near death and watching her cry and say sorry might also work

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 01:51:09 No.39186907 File: 146 KB, 850x638, 1587086136653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39186821 whatever you want to do you better do it fast. she's already losing her mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 01:51:54 No.39186917 >>39186821 You can fix her by GIVING her a child

Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 01:57:14 No.39186978

>>39184375
Mental disorders are without exception the result of a gynocapitalistic khazar J.. leaden society. Alice threads regarding her mental health might be humorous for those mentally impaired themselves or those who are not but are jocularly pretending to be of the same condition as the same group, but they are factually fiction

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 02:02:46 No.39187046 >>39184375 Sex with Alice's corpse!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 02:05:59 No.39187085 >>39186821 The only way to fix Alice is to return her to her mom in Makai.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 03:07:07 No.39187617 >>39186821 That only works with women who have severe attitudes. Alice is a unique case. No amount of dicking can fix her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 05:07:31 No.39188513 >>39187085 But Mommy is not canon (probably)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 12:28:11 No.39191750 File: 62 KB, 600x584, Alice.Margatroid.full.517027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39185828 >her tits are bigger than mine

Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 12:51:07 No.39191981
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>>39188513
Mommy doesn't contradict so she is canon. She also probably taught Byakutits magic during her stay as seen from one of her spell cards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 14:17:51 No.39193275 File: 169 KB, 428x500, 1647116294682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you can go i'll take your place

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 14:59:33 No.39194078 >>39193275 You can't replace Alice. No one can.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 18:58:39 No.39197659 >>39184400 Junko, no! you must help Alice! you're the one who understands how sad Shinki would feel if she suddenly died!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 19:00:42 No.39197705 File: 289 KB, 1075x775, 1646548375335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39194078 maybe you just didn't Alice enough

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 19:01:15 No.39197712 >>39193275 Do you wet the bed too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 19:07:49 No.39197809 File: 12 KB, 166x162, 1647224768512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39197712 Alice does not wet her bed stop telling lies!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 22:28:27 No.39199847 File: 237 KB, 600x360, 1647138453957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184400 I'm going to sleep while Alice is fucking kill herself! Snooze~

Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 22:36:11 No.39199893
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Why are you guys so unbelievably mean to Alice-chan? She's a beautiful and kind young lady who is very dedicated to the things she love. The man who decides to date her will be the happiest guy on Earth.
Even though she is such an attractive and amazing person, you dorks keep bullying her for no reason. Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 29, 2022 22:51:56 No.39200025 Brutally torturing Alice and having her apologize for things she never did!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 01:54:03 No.39201473 >>39184375 Don't do it Alice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 02:26:48 No.39201814 File: 49 KB, 900x506, Jigsaw-900x506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39186883 "Hello Alice"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 03:48:14 No.39202657 >>39184375 She saw danbooru for his name.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 03:49:21 No.39202666 >>39199893 Because the same reason people watch porn,to see the degradation of the beatiful for the egoist satisfaction than it gives.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 03:54:28 No.39202711 >>39199893 Didn't know Marisa had a dick

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 04:17:21 No.39202866 >>39191750 small is good too.

Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:15:54 No.39203239
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>>39199893
I agree with you, anon, this constant bullying of Alice needs to stop! Not only is she a very cute girl, I am also extremely well-read and have a ton of friends! So knock it off!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:23:30 No.39203283 >>39203239 >have a ton of friends! Name 3 anon-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:29:31 No.39203322 File: 503 KB, 810x900, 1543104253435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39203283 Sacchan, Yumeko and Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:32:16 No.39203339 >>39203322 I'm going to call bullshit. Sounds made up. Alice only has imaginary friends, HAH!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:36:47 No.39203379 >>39203322 Family members don't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:40:09 No.39203398 I want to see Marisa marry Alice She deserves it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:44:51 No.39203418 Having sex with Marisa while Alice watches!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:45:21 No.39203419 >>39203398 I know Marisa steals a lot of stuff, but that's a bit much...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:49:32 No.39203442 >>39203419 Alice deserve Marisa, forever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:53:57 No.39203467 >>39203442 I'm sure there's a fine, but strange fella in the village that will suit her just fine. Marisa deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:55:59 No.39203475 Alice would be a slut, if any man would have her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:57:08 No.39203479 >>39203467 But Alice deserves Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 05:59:36 No.39203498 >>39203479 Right, but who gives a shit about alice?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 06:00:04 No.39203501 >>39203442 >>39203479 alice only deserves to be beaten bloody and left to rot in the streets

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 06:03:36 No.39203526 >>39203498 Marisa should give a shit about Alice instead of treating her like shit and ignoring her >>39203501 As long as it's Marisa doing it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 06:05:36 No.39203538 >>39203526 alice doesnt get to pick who abuses her. she'll be beaten by whoever she gets beaten by and marisa has better shit to do so its not going to be her that does it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 06:06:23 No.39203541 >>39203526 Maybe alice should stop being boring and weird. Marisa has a lot of cool friends, why waste time with anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 08:09:25 No.39204559 File: 644 KB, 1601x1045, __alice_margatroid_and_junko_touhou_drawn_by_kaoru_alicemakoto__25b97d63a70f039957a6362b246e1533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39197659 Junko does not care so long as Alice is unwilling to be her daughter

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 30, 2022 13:47:09 No.39208893 File: 2.82 MB, 1920x2686, 7fb8c5a8ba93959e274f47622aec5e28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice stole Junko's tabard!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 31, 2022 06:12:21 No.39219037 >>39208893 Arrested that bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 31, 2022 06:14:34 No.39219060 >>39203442 Hello, Alice.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 31, 2022 11:18:05 No.39222237

>>39204559
hmmm... now that you mentioned it, why wouldn't alice actually be junko's lost daugther? see, shinki has gray, long hair, but alice is a blondie. are you with me? great. you know who also has blonde hair? junko!
I think shinki kidnapped loli alice a millennia ago, leaving poor junko in shambles! and grew tired of when when she wasn't a little girl anymore. what a cruel and mean thing to do, befitting the ruler of makai!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 31, 2022 23:46:25 No.39232884 >>39208893 She'd better return that washed and make sure that there isn't even a hint of pee smell on it afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 31, 2022 23:51:43 No.39232929 Finishing in Alice and leaving her with the child!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 00:01:49 No.39233027 >>39232929 Pretending to take care of the child just so I can impregnate Alice as well and then buzz off!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 00:20:35 No.39233199 >>39184375 good

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 10:31:21 No.39238972 >>39184375 Based!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 10:35:17 No.39239012 <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6ec0dd2c_pepoRope.png">

Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 13:30:12 No.39241887
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>>39222237
But... That would mean not only is Alice Junko's daughter, but so is Yumeko! And Louise! And Elly! And Kurumi!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 14:34:38 No.39243047 Threads about bullying Alice are my favorite!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 14:37:22 No.39243101 >>39241887 Elly and Kurumi aren't Makai devils. Elis and Yuki are though, and they are both blonde.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 14:50:07 No.39243371

>>39222237
But Junko's hair is more of a ginger color instead of blonde. Also, Mai and Sacchan have hair colors similar to their mom, so no oddities there. Sara has a pinkish-violet hair color, which is something that you might expect to get if you mixed Shinki's light gray hair color with Byakuren's darker violet hair color. Byakuren spent quite a long time in Makai, and her gradient hair is violet from the roots turning brown after it has reached a certain length. Sara keeps her hair short so it doesn't reach a long enough length for the gradient effect to appear. As for the blondes like Alice and Yumeko, the situation is more mysterious and harder to explain in terms of hair colors of Shinki and the potential other parent.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 15:36:54 No.39244131 >>39243371 you think you're smart for trying to save face for shinki, but all you did was bring lights to the fact alice's mysterious daddy left to buy some cigarettes and never came back. how alice must be feeling now knowing this?

Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 15:41:55 No.39244206
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>>39244131
Shinki is not a slut! She does not have unprotected sex with random men and end up pregnant by accident! There is surely a reasonable explanation for the origins of Alice and her blonde sisters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 1, 2022 15:56:30 No.39244358 >>39244206 > There is surely a reasonable explanation for the origins of Alice and her blonde sisters. Yes there is. That origin is me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 03:14:24 No.39251432 >>39243047 but that's 9/10 Alice threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 04:48:06 No.39252451 What’s a relationship with Alice like

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 17:21:29 No.39262100 File: 172 KB, 800x1093, 97926e4ecb33586d44e064132d884014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39252451 Very boring, very predictable. She always wants to go to the exact same places.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 17:25:12 No.39262142 >>39252451 Not very long-lasting because I would ditch her for a better girl which is basically every other 2hu. However, first I would impregnate and abuse her!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 17:29:45 No.39262194 >>39252451 A stepping stone to gain access to her more successful and better endowed sisters and mother.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 17:31:12 No.39262213

>>39252451
She would never want to go anywhere, criticise you constantly, speaks to you coldly and curtly, and generally act really unlikeable to be around. When you break up with her, she gets put on suicide watch and loudly laments to wonder what did she wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 18:14:09 No.39262614 >>39262213 I feel like she'd threaten to commit suicide the moment you mention breaking up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 18:23:08 No.39262680 >>39262614 I can fix her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 18:36:55 No.39262845 >>39262213 She's just like me...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 18:52:46 No.39262999 >>39262845 >>39262213 Two obnoxious losers!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 19:00:38 No.39263089 File: 1.99 MB, 2894x4093, __alice_margatroid_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_ailu_elf__aed07d249317779a03fa8d6f0a785f4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39262999 That isn't very nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 19:05:53 No.39263153 File: 899 KB, 1200x679, 65f21afb450e98c09442277daf8ae030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39262845 You need to learn to be nicer to people, anon, or you will remain single.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 19:12:50 No.39263221 File: 1.00 MB, 1274x1625, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_monoto__14c982f5a7337514cca15923dedf300b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39263153 I'd rather stay single. I'm happier on my own probably.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 19:23:20 No.39263307
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Asking Alice if she wants to go on a date!
Alice saying she doesnt want to go there because there's too many people, it's too noisy, and there's nothing fun to do there!
Staying at home while Alice autistically creates more & more dolls, sometimes takes a break to play a game, for which she'll make a 239 page guide on it that no one besides you will read! (out of pity!)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 20:04:45 No.39263646 Even with all her flaws, I still love Alice-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 20:06:30 No.39263671 >>39263307 She'd probably force me to play house with her and her dolls, and get really upset if I do anything wrong. How annoying...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 20:32:51 No.39263977 Please stop telling lies and slandering Alice she just wants to give you her love!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 20:39:15 No.39264053 File: 1.70 MB, 1778x1410, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_otowa_otoha4634__b9e7896f9e17acf2e69416247239e810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39263977 She wants to give all of /jp/ her love? What a slutty autistic!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 23:10:32 No.39265589 >>39184375 Is no one going to stop Alice?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 23:13:27 No.39265615 I'm going to kill Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 2, 2022 23:37:49 No.39265850 >>39265589 I was posting about unimportant stuff on /jp/ and completely forgot about her. I hope it's not too late.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 01:19:37 No.39266673 File: 1008 KB, 850x1200, 1636846499391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They all laugh behind Alice's back...

Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 01:35:48 No.39266790

>>39266673
Me too! It's so much fun
Stupid Alice thought I was her friend even though I only visited her once and asked for the direction of Marisa's house but this hopeless and pathetic girl genuinely thought I was interested in a friendship just because of that. I pretended that I did and said friends shouldn't keep secrets from each other. Then I made her tell me about all her awkward secrets and now I'm spreading them around to humiliate her!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 01:45:56 No.39266882 >>39203322 and me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 01:49:47 No.39266925 You’re all so mean to her when she’d gladly console you if were in her situation

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 01:50:39 No.39266935 >>39262213 sounds like the perfect gf

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 02:24:07 No.39267315 Don't do it!!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 02:49:27 No.39267596 File: 849 KB, 1749x2048, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_hunya__699e0ae45da5e8a48b2ff7745e0dd963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39266925 Well she isn't, so fuck her. Stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 03:29:04 No.39268046 File: 445 KB, 500x600, 1643249769126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice pesters Marisa with vulgar language as she tries to read

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 07:45:33 No.39269804 Is it risky to indulge Alice in all her weird quirks? Telling her it's alright and she shouldn't die, trying to help her with her dolls or even letting her make a doll from you or whatever weird stuff she'd want

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 14:16:09 No.39274379 File: 251 KB, 567x691, __alice_margatroid_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_futaba_miwa__83d477c66b6caae776d8012032097f28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39252451 Go put your firstborn in her belly and find out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 14:17:54 No.39274418 >>39269804 No because her quirks would become more and more bizarre over time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 14:27:10 No.39274590 >>39274418 Like what? She's a bit weird with her dolls if that's all there is then I think it's bearable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 14:36:11 No.39274722 Die Alice Die

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 14:48:05 No.39274918 Live Alice Live

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 14:53:30 No.39275011 Cry Alice Cry

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 15:12:57 No.39275356 File: 1.45 MB, 1200x1380, 65198678_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39197809 Alice doesn't stain the sheets anymore because her mom sent her a lot of bed pads!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 15:13:09 No.39275360 Suffer Alice Suffer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 15:21:26 No.39275530 >>39268046 Smacking Alice with the book until she cries!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 15:25:45 No.39275604 >Cry with joy >Suffer with joy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 15:33:51 No.39275775 >>39268046 Alice finding dick jokes funny like a 12 years old seems accurate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 16:09:10 No.39276341 File: 224 KB, 417x567, 1cbd27f1d7382779845e4e9cf3c9b9eb (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 End your miserable existence, Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 16:13:36 No.39276406 >>39276341 Bedwetter!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 16:15:11 No.39276422 If Alice isn't going to do it someone needs to take care of her for good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 16:18:05 No.39276455 File: 13 KB, 700x554, 1621005991179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 why Alice is so relatable?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 16:24:32 No.39276520

You guys are all mean, i'm going to see Alice at her house and i'm going to spend the night with her. I'm sure nothing bad's gonna happen and we might even have a great time talking together. No weird dick jokes, no bedwetting and if she's that scared i'd sleep with her, no creepy dolls (cute ones only!). Just a happy time with Alice!

Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 16:52:27 No.39276883
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Look, I understand that Alice may be creepy
ugly
weird
perverted
dangerous
unhygienic
stupid
And that may put you off. But, remember all the good things about her too! Like...! Well... You know!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 18:24:58 No.39277846 Alice wouldn't be so bad if she was braindead. My cute vegetable girlfriend Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 19:54:02 No.39278857 >>39276520 I am glad that you at least told your fellow /jp/sies you were going. I'll make sure to warn the authorities to check on you later.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 20:15:47 No.39279184 Alice is so cute! I'm going to give her a surprise hug!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 21:35:16 No.39279963 Alice is so stupid! I'm going to give her a surprise punch!

Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 21:46:53 No.39280063
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>>39274379
Alice's womb is an excellent place for your babies
They'll have beautiful blonde hair and powerful magic like their mother

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 21:51:07 No.39280094 >>39275356 Shinki babied her way too much growing up, and this is the result.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 3, 2022 23:06:50 No.39280701 there's nothing wrong with bullying Alice and driving her to near suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 00:53:15 No.39281744 File: 983 KB, 1157x1157, clowning.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of name is Margatroid? I guess her parents weren't too keen on her either!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 01:00:20 No.39281824 >>39281744 It's an English surname because she's white, along with Ellen, Elly, Louise, Kana, Elis, Sara and others I won't even bother mentioning

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 01:15:23 No.39281965 >>39280063 powerful magic like, moving toys? alice will never be a real magician

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 02:51:39 No.39282857 >>39281744 fairy you don't even have a real name

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 04:42:54 No.39283797 >>39281965 magic in touhou is substantially more than just what they specialize in and show off with danmaku Alice might lean heavily into golemancy, but she has absolute fucktons of spellbooks and magical knowledge not related to it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 08:31:56 No.39285117 File: 548 KB, 999x706, __alice_margatroid_kazami_yuuka_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_d_i__a95a303cccbfbcba74f2fa07d33e026b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing with dolls Haha what a loser!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 08:33:26 No.39285128 >>39285117 Post the pasta.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 12:41:24 No.39287537 >>39280063 Shinki really wants to get grandchildren out of Alice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 14:20:35 No.39289012 File: 128 KB, 600x800, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_oukawa_yuu__5599ea0104c71ed8ec3b6ce94670637f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39279184 You startled her!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 15:01:39 No.39289780 I love bullying and abusing my girlfriend Alice!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 15:06:23 No.39289872 >>39289012 Alice...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 15:54:28 No.39290594 File: 203 KB, 718x900, 78291545_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39289872 It's not her fault people are scaring her

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 15:59:13 No.39290655 >>39186978 Well said

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:19:29 No.39290971 File: 373 KB, 880x1280, 1637397630946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39262213 sounds like my mom desu. I would hate fuck her till prego.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:31:34 No.39291137 >>39290594 Where are your dolls, loser? Did they soak with piss again because of your little bedwetting problem? Haha Alice is so pathetic!

Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:35:53 No.39291188
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You know, m-maybe it wouldn't be so b-bad to settle down with A-a-alice-chan... H-how bad could really it be?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:41:18 No.39291261 >>39291188 Clogging the shitter every day to make Alice freak out!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:43:14 No.39291295 File: 781 KB, 1400x1000, 1498517665718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine reading Alice's dream journal!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:49:10 No.39291388 >>39291261 She leaks poop, you get payback by clogging the toilet. Sounds fair.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 16:54:38 No.39291448 >>39184375 So... did she do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 17:01:37 No.39291541 >>39291448 She never does.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 17:47:47 No.39292127 >>39291295 It’s full of suicide and fantasies of locking anon in her home

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 18:03:05 No.39292313 >>39291448 Why don't you put some money in the betting pool as to whether Alice will actually do it this time. If she does do it, you can double or nothing your gains if you can guess the suicide method.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:25:43 No.39293228 File: 169 KB, 750x525, 16838583838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a shame it would be if someone covered Alice's new yukkuri home with starving fire ants then proceeded to block the entrances with cement...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:26:36 No.39293236 I'm going to let Alice bully me so she feels better

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:27:59 No.39293256 >>39293236 She's going to take it way too far.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:29:30 No.39293274 >>39293256 It can't be that bad, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:30:29 No.39293282 >>39293274 I don't want to talk about it...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:34:14 No.39293306 File: 1.49 MB, 1412x1200, 1464143124471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39293282 It's okay, anon. Alice isn't here. Feel free to speak.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 19:42:54 No.39293388 >>39293306 A-a-a-alice shoved a sh-sh-shanghai doll lance up my...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 20:17:59 No.39293728 File: 210 KB, 850x1201, sample_83589ee23fe4f246a3a847bc05ef7362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39293388 Alice did... What? AHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 21:05:10 No.39294102 Fuck you Alice. Cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 22:18:28 No.39294676 >>39294102 Why yes, I'd love to fuck Alice in her cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 22:32:25 No.39294773 File: 312 KB, 1024x1024, 1626731694690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 Sugoi Alice!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 23:16:36 No.39295085 >>39293388 Even more of a loser than Alice, how pathetic!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 23:23:00 No.39295125 >>39293388 show us on this hourai doll where alice touched you, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 23:30:53 No.39295188 >>39295085 SHUT UP! Bullies are the real losers! >>39295125 My nose, OK? It started bleeding after...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 23:38:14 No.39295245 File: 236 KB, 700x700, 169495858383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39295188 Your nose? Pfft... You aren't lying, are you anon? If Alice knew about this she would bully you extra hard next time...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 4, 2022 23:56:55 No.39295385 >>39295245 Why would I lie about that? If Alice bullies me harder, I'll tell the Moriya shrine maiden!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 00:33:38 No.39295704 >>39287537 Its not like she'll get anything else out of her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 01:17:17 No.39296110 File: 1.20 MB, 850x1200, 1640060494481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39294773 That's not Alice, that's her cute girlfriend Marisa-chan, she's just too shy to admit she is, oh that Marisa...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 09:26:59 No.39299090 Why do Shinki and Alice have different last names? Is Shinki divorced? Or did she sleep with a man she was not married to?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 11:14:12 No.39300151 File: 286 KB, 641x573, 717748171145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing with Alice's dolls is so much fun Oops, guess I stained them a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 11:20:54 No.39300273 >>39300151 She stains them worse than that on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 18:12:46 No.39305109 Alice probably has hair on her asshole

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 18:39:50 No.39305358 >>39305109 Me and Alice have so many things in common!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 18:54:58 No.39305519 >>39305109 She wouldn't. A girl like Alice needs to be extra careful with her hygiene down there.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 19:01:35 No.39305581
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Bullying Alice has gone too far. I think we should encourage her to improve herself! Exercise with her and track our progress together!
Get her to go out more often until it becomes a habit!
Finding some cool hobbies!
Helping her stop being a loser!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 5, 2022 19:17:02 No.39305720 >>39305581 Nice try Alice, the bullying won't stop!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 04:03:01 No.39310491 >>39305581 if you want to improve so much, maybe you should stop missing dr yakogoro's therapy sessions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 05:11:58 No.39310918 We haven't bullied Alice enough!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 05:20:17 No.39310980 File: 46 KB, 331x331, 1493657233667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39310918 not giving her attention also counts as bullying

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 05:21:45 No.39310991 >>39305377 I wasn't ever planning on rolling for you stupid bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 07:08:40 No.39311553 How often does she get fast food

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 07:13:32 No.39311589 >>39311553 very frequently believe it or not, she cant cook and shes to lazy and impatient to order delivery

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 09:23:11 No.39312287 I'm at Alice's house and something smells

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 09:32:31 No.39312371 >>39312287 its her!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 09:51:32 No.39312524 >>39310491 Alice canonically buys meds in bulk from Eirin

Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 10:22:29 No.39312880

I met up with Alice yesterday! I suggested to play with her dolls but I wasn't allowed to touch them nevertheless Alice made me sit there and watch her play with the dolls for hours while I had to shut up because talking would have annoyed her. After that Alice decided to bring us some tea but as she went back to the room she tripped and spilled the hot tea all over herself and the floor. She cried for ten minutes and threw a tantrum, complaining how never things work out in the way she wants. In the end Alice suggested that we should make me wear girly clothes. I thought she was joking but she actually started to get some witch costume out of her wardrobe. I've decided to bail out then and told her I still have some errands to do. Alice asked me if I will visit her again, next time she may even allow me to talk while I watch her play. I didn't bother answering and left.
This was such a fun day, yay...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 10:24:23 No.39312910 She is nihonjin her name is Arisu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 10:30:19 No.39312966 File: 916 KB, 1384x1683, 8cdf48ac3509c99c2653df7fc3af592b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39312880 Did the witch costume come with a pair of bloomers? This is very important!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 10:44:31 No.39313126

>>39312880
Reminds me of the girl who I let blindfold me and put a dress on me as a joke, then I straddled her and screamed "I'll kill you" at her face but her mom dragged me away before I punched her. Now that I think about it that could have been Alice as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 12:15:14 No.39314287 I like this thread. Am I a horrible person now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 12:19:40 No.39314359 >>39314287 Bullying Alice isn't horrible if there's aftercare involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 13:16:58 No.39315048 Alice invited me to do a sleepover at her house but I told her that I won't come over because of her bedwetting problem I don't want to see that, gross!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 14:57:45 No.39316419
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>>39184375
>just found out arisu is romanian
kill yourself whore, i hate white women. die. down the road, not across the street. stupid autistic dollmaker. you really do deserve all that bullying. bedwetter. die. shi-ne. hipe its painful for you you dumb retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 15:17:17 No.39316719 I think it's pretty cute that Alice still wets the bed. Something to tease her about while you two go on a date!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 15:27:36 No.39316862 >>39316719 Alice doesn't leave the house but feel free to have a date on her piss-drenched bed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:09:37 No.39317482 >>39316419 >>just found out arisu is romanian You mean because of her stage theme's name? Just like how remilia is a descendant of dracula, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:11:05 No.39317499 >>39316862 Excuse me, but Alice takes great care in making sure the bed itself is urine-free! Just because she's a bedwetter doesn't mean she doesn't take precautionary measures!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:15:01 No.39317550

>>39317499
>Just because she's a bedwetter doesn't mean she doesn't take precautionary measures!
It must be absolutely humiliating for her to buy a pack of her special night time underwear from the Eientei every few weeks or so. Reisen's probably told everyone she knows by now, that gossiping, good for nothing but her sex appeal rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:25:02 No.39317673 >>39312524 I can't believe Eirin uses the guise of psychiatry to sell her yakogoro brand psychotropics!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:32:17 No.39317778 File: 1.06 MB, 1202x755, Arisu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39317482 You mean she isn't romanian? What a relief!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:33:57 No.39317791 >>39317778 Alice is Makainese, not Romanian.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 6, 2022 16:41:20 No.39317888
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>>39317791
Good thing she is not romanian (and makai isn't white so she isn't white either.). Sorry, arisu! I didn't mean any of the things i said! Besides, i'm sure you'd not mind even if i did mean it. You damaged flower! I love you!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 01:13:03 No.39322529 File: 3.70 MB, 444x250, 53829580935.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love seeing Alice getting beat up in fighting games Loser! Loser!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 02:15:53 No.39322877 >>39316419 Sakuya is Bulgarian

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 02:19:32 No.39322887 >>39184375 I don't like this thread. Alice is great, cool and she is beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 02:21:33 No.39322897 >>39322877 In your head of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 02:28:37 No.39322934 >>39322887 Fuck off Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 05:54:32 No.39324334 My name is Alice Martagroid, where the white women at

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 05:55:11 No.39324340 >>39324334 shieeeet

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 08:12:51 No.39325184 File: 171 KB, 579x500, 1630766135878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 08:56:31 No.39325481 >>39322877 Sakuya is maikati

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 10:29:44 No.39325967 >>39322529 I bet she leaked some poop after that hit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 11:58:01 No.39326645 File: 1.09 MB, 500x1500, 1627503021910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39322887 She's an underwear thief

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 12:54:49 No.39327203 >>39326645 Panty raids with Alice!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 13:37:42 No.39327643 File: 28 KB, 1180x215, 1637068881556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 15:40:27 No.39328836 >>39327643 Ah yes the ideal neet wife

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 16:31:18 No.39329401 >>39327643 such an important day for Alice! yet no one showed up...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 17:01:55 No.39329739 >>39329401 Alice got ditched again haha At least I managed to take a picture of her crying Happy memories!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 17:12:48 No.39329853 File: 253 KB, 1476x1181, __alice_margatroid_touhou_drawn_by_e_o__ec902999f5409aaa009e1b635fd1f8d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39327643 >>39329401 if i were marrying alice i would not go to my own wedding simply to see her reaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 17:26:26 No.39329954 How often does Alice bathes?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 17:41:15 No.39330071 File: 82 KB, 600x427, Alice.Margatroid.full.1643888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39329954 as often as the grammer classes in your school bro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 17:52:54 No.39330186 >>39330071 Haha, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 17:56:05 No.39330231 File: 193 KB, 782x686, alice coffee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39330186 don't curse pls alice winces when you use them outside of rape play

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 18:18:00 No.39330487 >>39329954 >>39330071 Disgusting! No wonder that nobody meets up with Alice. And even if she gets visitors she always manages to gross them out

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 18:26:53 No.39330579 >>39330231 I want to convince Alice that we don't need a safe word for rapeplay!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 18:28:51 No.39330603 Kissing Alice with my fist!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 19:04:07 No.39330976 File: 44 KB, 1445x488, 1619450886901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 19:07:03 No.39331012 >>39330603 Kissing Alice with my penis!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 19:07:43 No.39331018 >>39330976 I want to play this game with Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 19:14:25 No.39331082 >>39330976 Please do not hurt Alice, she's been hurt enough by Yumeko-san

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 19:21:52 No.39331147 I watched Alice play with her dolls I wasn't allowed to talk either... Then she tried to force me to do weird things

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 7, 2022 19:28:18 No.39331192 >>39331147 What kind of weird things?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 05:49:02 No.39335399 File: 264 KB, 1468x992, EWB1gZ9UMAQ7Rvw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 05:51:40 No.39335414 honestly not a fan of this Alice girl, she seems kinda rude

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 06:01:28 No.39335448 >>39335414 She’s a good girl it’s just that she might never let you leave her house unless she puts a chip in you...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 06:08:42 No.39335487 File: 34 KB, 1000x1000, 1634281038959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39335448 well she isnt putting anything on me and she sure as shit isnt forcing me to stay in her house

Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 11:39:31 No.39338103
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>>39331082
Yumeko was to only one to try to raise Alice responsibly. Her mom and other sisters just babied her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 11:43:32 No.39338145 File: 1.18 MB, 1080x616, 1645834993191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39335414 you're right

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 14:56:29 No.39340816 File: 550 KB, 706x937, 1645432817629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39338145 Alice is shallow

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 15:36:12 No.39341407 >>39338103 I want to go back in time and sexually abuse loli Alice!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 8, 2022 16:33:20 No.39342408 we love alice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 00:22:58 No.39347763 You wouldn’t have the balls to reject Alice she asked to go out with you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 00:26:50 No.39347794 we hate alice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 00:30:50 No.39347812 >>39347763 i would

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 00:44:58 No.39347903 >>39347763 I'd only accept because she'd throw a tantrum if I rejected her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 03:14:01 No.39349093 File: 117 KB, 1000x890, life with alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39252451

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 03:43:45 No.39349419 >>39347763 Why would I reject Alice? Everyone knows people bully the people they have a crush on...

Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 04:07:40 No.39349626

>>39341407
but anon, don't you understand doing that will turn alice into a cr-
wait a minute... maybe it's not you inside a loop...
is it ME who is reliving this cycle?
I will have to endure Alice's awfulness until I stop him, and Alice grows up to a normal adult? is that my life's purpose?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 04:26:53 No.39349807 File: 397 KB, 1800x488, 1648340825544333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 10:23:40 No.39353157 no

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 10:30:09 No.39353215 I stayed at Alice's again She forced me to put some blonde wig and a black dress & witch hat She said she'd hurt me if i wasn't quiet I wanna go home...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 11:22:01 No.39353766 File: 1.50 MB, 2407x3541, PUFFY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39184375 Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 13:46:45 No.39355863 >>39325967 Wow that's an old one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 14:02:56 No.39356044 >>39184375 w-whoa, based?!?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 16:35:30 No.39357966 >>39349093 Just like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 21:04:59 No.39361274 >>39347903 That's even more reason to reject her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 21:09:49 No.39361318 File: 19 KB, 543x392, 1552245359207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39330603 Kissing Alice with my shovel!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 21:48:33 No.39361815 >>39353215 >I wanna go home... Kinda strange how she lets you keep your phone and allows you to post on jaypee.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 22:38:00 No.39362464 >>39361815 Anons die if they don't post on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 9, 2022 23:09:02 No.39362725 >>39353215 Now Anon, please say "da ZE~" and make a smug winky face whilst also making the peace sign. Then please tell me I'm garbage and make a disgusted expression

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 03:25:42 No.39364741 >>39197809 Cute

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 05:28:10 No.39366013 File: 2.92 MB, 2480x3507, alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to commit suicide with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 09:36:12 No.39368149 >>39276455 Turbo autist with no friend on top of being a massive faggot just like everyone on 4ch

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 09:39:16 No.39368177
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>>39296110
Sometime I feel like Alice has more in common with parsee than anyone else on gensokyo. Think about it, they are both insufferable autistic losers with no friends, they even have close to the same hair

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 09:43:39 No.39368228 >>39368177 Parsee is at least cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 09:45:08 No.39368245 >>39368228 I wonder what the couple dynamics would look like

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 13:59:11 No.39371745 >>39362725 >please tell me I'm garbage and make a disgusted expression What a coincidence, that's exactly what I was planning to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 14:55:12 No.39372564 >>39368177 Have you ever seen them in the same room? It really makes you think...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 16:15:04 No.39373696 >>39349093 Watch out Anon, Alice snuck into your bed! Kick her out before she wets your blankets!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 16:24:14 No.39373810 >>39373696 Judging by her expression, it's already too late

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 16:38:42 No.39373971 File: 115 KB, 529x600, 1625060502763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39373810 Shame for Anon's blanket

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 17:15:02 No.39374388

>>39373810
That Alice, breaking into someone's property and destroying their belongings! No shame at all... What's wrong with her? If she thinks that she can seduce anon by invading his sleeping space, she is very, very mistaken. I mean, who in their sane mind would love someone who leaks their pee on the blankets like a dog? Its a real shame she doesn't know any other way to catch the eye of a boy! Damn that Alice... why can't she be normal like other girls?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 17:32:53 No.39374593

>>39374388
Don't blame her too hard. She probably saw dogs doing it to mark their property, and people forgiving them for it. She misinterpreted it, and now she tries to stain both Anon & Anon's belongings to mark them as hers. Thankfully most Anons are bright enough to stop in her track before she gets complacent with your lack of response and starts getting even weirder.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 17:42:42 No.39374729

>>39374593
But can't she notice how smelly and disgusting it is? She really needs to cut this obscene behavior right now! I know not why she does that even she is already this old... does she have some kind of trauma? But she seems to have zero self consciousness about it... Anyway, someone needs to tell her that unless she ceases to wet herself, she won't ever find any friends! And maybe that's for the better!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 20:35:33 No.39376550 >>39368177 Parsee ay least had a boyfriend once

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 20:47:50 No.39376693 >>39376550 Alice is cute I would be her boyfriend, but I want to sex parsee first

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 21:46:02 No.39377157 Alice is disgusting..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:02:06 No.39377711 the world would be a better place without Alice

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:10:03 No.39377799 We should kill Alice..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:13:55 No.39377836 kill Alice..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:17:07 No.39377866 stab stab stab..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:42:50 No.39378069 finally Alice is dead..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:49:20 No.39378122 File: 773 KB, 1754x1500, 1649563818184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:53:39 No.39378156 >>39378122 we need to hide her corpse..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:57:55 No.39378186 >>39378156 I have to fuck it first...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 10, 2022 23:59:01 No.39378191 turn Alice into ashes..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:02:57 No.39378217 Devour Alice's ashes..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:10:03 No.39378255 >>39184375 Dear ryonafags

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:12:28 No.39378271 >>39378122 you will leak poop for the last time, you skunk

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:14:56 No.39378289 Alice no longer exists now. There are no remains of Alice..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:15:56 No.39378294 no one will remember Alice now..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:18:55 No.39378311 This world is a better place now.. Alice is dead.. She will never wet the bed again..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:19:13 No.39378313 File: 94 KB, 218x375, 1637452077119-(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahh~~ Alice there you are...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:20:16 No.39378322 File: 127 KB, 232x423, 16233596034146 (1)_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice... Hehehe Is mine... Hehehe

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:20:18 No.39378323 >>39378311 A world with no poop leaking?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:20:34 No.39378326 >>39378313 Suffer Alice..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:21:04 No.39378332 >>39378313 >>39378322 this is the hell Alice deserves..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:23:20 No.39378351 >>39378323 No more poop leaking. No more bedwetting. No more forced crossdressing. No more failed suicides. We got rid of Alice, everything will change now..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 00:24:00 No.39378354 File: 450 KB, 1783x927, 16359184357664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39378332 Haha yeah hell.. being my wife!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 02:51:55 No.39379457 File: 350 KB, 1200x1575, 35836B5A-0737-4B0E-9C9F-02EA10EF20B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39378354 Let go

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 03:38:20 No.39379831 >>39379457 She's mine, find your own Alice!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 05:46:16 No.39380966 File: 773 KB, 1419x2000, 020_557r.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With her death, her soul has returned to Makai. Alice can now rest easy with her family once more.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 11:46:50 No.39384478 File: 164 KB, 447x274, Alice gun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All of this faggot thread MY NAME IS ALICE MARGATROID AND I WILL HAVE MY REEEEEVENGE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 11:53:56 No.39384557 File: 506 KB, 600x800, __shinki_touhou_and_touhou_pc_98_drawn_by_onsen_tamago_nurumayu_onsen__3cae9e1f9d3324b43ce6a8f96310c1ba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39380966 Alice will return.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 12:02:56 No.39384690 >>39384478 but alice died

>>	Unipux !!H92TheXQpan Mon, Apr 11, 2022 12:47:00 No.39385306 File: 366 KB, 1302x965, Alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The shit bitches who post this faggot trash will all burn in Hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 12:49:58 No.39385351 >>39384478 >>39361318 Go back to dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 13:54:39 No.39386499 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALICE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 13:59:12 No.39386586 File: 130 KB, 894x894, ca7f3f2bbcb8162561c354babad527a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39386499 She can't hear you. Alice was killed yesterday. This is the murderer.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 15:41:01 No.39388342 >>39378156 Is the corpse still around? Asking for a friend haha..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 18:56:53 No.39390464 File: 414 KB, 1276x2048, d06a423255ef6f0fec64a05d95a7e99eac8d3367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39386586 >5'6" Stop wearing those shoes, kirisame.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 21:19:57 No.39392004 BURN IN HELL, ALICE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Apr 11, 2022 22:00:38 No.39392343 Peeing on her grave!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 01:42:32 No.39394660 Shitting on her grave!

>>	Unipux !!H92TheXQpan Tue, Apr 12, 2022 01:56:01 No.39394804 Curse you bitch trolls. Curse you, your families and your friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 03:08:57 No.39395522 Bye thread! Bye shitty dead Alice!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 04:40:12 No.39396190 Alice lives in my heart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 04:58:59 No.39396310 >>39396190 I'll kill her in your heart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 05:22:01 No.39396474 Anon is too stupid. Think he has killed the seven-colored puppeteer when it was just another doll!

>>	Unipux !!H92TheXQpan Tue, Apr 12, 2022 05:48:20 No.39396686 File: 431 KB, 459x444, Summon Unipux.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Curse you trash vermin, summon and duel me in Dark Souls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 10:39:03 No.39398643 Alice will not be missed! Pray for the worms that will consume Alice's corpse!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 10:44:16 No.39398690 Watch out! Alice thread is gonna fucking kill herself right now!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 11:24:54 No.39399117 >>39398690 Bump

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 12:22:17 No.39400036 >>39398690 Die die die! Stupid thread! Stupid worthless Alice!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 13:32:19 No.39400942 File: 38 KB, 1001x610, DOLLJOINTHOT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice make sex doll of herself.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 13:33:45 No.39400963
File: 909 KB, 2893x4092, __alice_margatroid_and_alice_margatroid_touhou_and_touhou_pc_98_drawn_by_kokutou_mimikinngu__3540a94ba87695c94013aba6e5a20efa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Alice is back after resurrecting in Makai. And she's pissed off as hell!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 13:43:12 No.39401103 >>39400963 >>39361318 Then we have to do it again..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 13:44:33 No.39401122 >>39400942 Falling in love with the sex doll and ditching the real Alice!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 13:58:55 No.39401322 File: 88 KB, 600x848, 42189048921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39400963

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 14:22:20 No.39401687 File: 167 KB, 439x667, 1510745365909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39401103 >>39401322 The Alice is unending. No amount of shoveling will prevent her from returning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 16:47:45 No.39403653 >>39401687 You mean I'll always be able to humiliate, bully, abuse and murder her? That's great!

Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 17:20:52 No.39403910
File: 283 KB, 737x1040, __alice_margatroid_and_alice_margatroid_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_dairi__11f3a4895da70fdfa6824f284c620feb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>39403653
Everytime she gets reincarnated she grows in power. A day will come when killing her is no longer an option.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 17:25:38 No.39403937 >>39403910 Does her bedwetting also grow in power?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 12, 2022 17:28:50 No.39403952 >>39403910 No matter how strong Alice is, she cannot beat the shovel!

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