Which hag is your favorite?

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Anonymous Thu Mar 24 14:58:41 2022 No.39124832 [Reply] [Original]

Which hag is your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 15:00:13 2022 No.39124852 >>39124832 my mom junko

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 15:04:01 2022 No.39124904 File: 909 KB, 1000x800, 1642576378288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124852 Ah, Junko is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 15:08:51 2022 No.39124966 File: 2.52 MB, 2000x1393, Eirin(2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:09:18 2022 No.39125831 So many fat hag threads lately...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:10:28 2022 No.39125844 >>39125831 Eirin is not fat, asshole

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:20:05 2022 No.39125950 File: 87 KB, 785x504, 1648138804102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:20:24 2022 No.39125955 File: 460 KB, 800x800, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_iwa_saka__fd109dad0d4423bc96d89efc67a1e8f9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife Eirin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:22:28 2022 No.39125978 >>39125844 She spends all day sitting on her ass working and lives in a place filled with rabbits that make candy all night

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 16:27:30 2022 No.39126040 >>39125950 17

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 17:56:04 2022 No.39127085 File: 304 KB, 1590x2048, Yasaka.Kanako.full.2681026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOUNTAINS OF FAITH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 18:05:39 2022 No.39127220 File: 1.79 MB, 1296x1812, yuyubig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39125831 The fathag is pretty popular.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:22:59 2022 No.39128005 File: 52 KB, 400x400, 1645983059289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuyu is best

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 19:32:48 2022 No.39128094 File: 1.97 MB, 1400x1976, Kanako(317).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll take a hag over the rest anyday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 20:01:47 2022 No.39128330 File: 526 KB, 1850x2830, 1576437807994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll make her a mom again, one way or the other!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 21:59:02 2022 No.39129379 >>39124832 None. I've grown to dislike all of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 00:56:48 2022 No.39130961 File: 79 KB, 2250x2250, 97144999_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 00:59:16 2022 No.39130985 File: 2.28 MB, 1748x2572, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_gunnjou_yosio__fb551a60362871505691effde9718738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is the appeal of unSEXY and inFERTILE hags?

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 04:47:08 2022 No.39132507
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>>39130985
boobs
Really though, young women are really annoying. I'm sure the hags are too, but I'd like to think they're a little more relaxed on constant chatter.
They're also very beautiful and womanly. Generally powerful too. I like actually strong women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 05:07:02 2022 No.39132609 File: 1.05 MB, 708x1000, 1639128652158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love mountain hags

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 05:08:31 2022 No.39132617 >>39132609 I want to be kidnapped and groomed by the mountain hag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 05:38:51 2022 No.39132755 File: 101 KB, 275x269, 275px-Th105Yukari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari my beloved

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 05:44:48 2022 No.39132785
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>>39132609
She's socially inept and sees nothing wrong with telling someone to "come to her" with a smile whilst wielding a giant knife and covered in blood.
She has no friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 05:53:11 2022 No.39132834 File: 218 KB, 600x486, Kanako(236).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39132785 >She's socially inept >She has no friends. So what? The same could be said about a lot of people. Hard to care when it's such a common issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 07:19:09 2022 No.39133215 File: 168 KB, 648x960, 1762441a5366d05ba6c4f4d46c0e7457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mmmmmm, hag tummy... Only thing better is the fatty milk leaking from their nipples!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:56:16 2022 No.39135218 >>39133215 best take all thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 13:29:35 2022 No.39136818 >>39130985 This is the first time my pp has ever responded to Yukari Feels weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 14:17:15 2022 No.39137906 File: 948 KB, 1000x1127, 1618103639702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I only like them when they are molesting little girls or making them seethe with breast envy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 15:02:20 2022 No.39138559 File: 321 KB, 1448x2048, 539FD9B2-002D-4450-860A-29852266505D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 15:10:37 2022 No.39138653 >>39138559 That's not Yukari. That's some fatty cosplaying as Yukari

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 15:43:42 2022 No.39139069
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>>39124832
Kanako.
I want to compliment Kanako's looks and say she'd look great in girlier outfits worn by younger woman, and see her trying them on, and keep saying she looks great in them all while she dies of embarassment from how they barely fit.
I want to take Kanako to the beach and tell her to use a bikini that shows off a lot of her body, and say she looks incredible as she dies inside as she feels all the people of the beach staring at her huge body.
I want to see her during our first time having sex together try to downplay her own nervousness and try to act like she's a confident lady who's totally not a virgin, only for her to squeal girly when we do literally anything for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 20:24:11 2022 No.39142050 File: 76 KB, 680x350, Kanako(97).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39139069 Too big

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 22:14:47 2022 No.39143130 >>39139069 sucks how some of the more interesting characters have fans that regurgitate the most retarded depictions of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 22:29:12 2022 No.39143275 >>39139069 Kanako is great!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:34:03 2022 No.39143813 >>39137906 yukari please stop molesting my wife, i told you that you can only do it if im there as well

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:18:41 2022 No.39144152 File: 144 KB, 850x850, junko pose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:23:57 2022 No.39144205 >>39144152 I don't normally care for chinese women, but this one is special.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:26:45 2022 No.39144232 Does Yuuka count as a haghu She's pretty cute and cool The intimidating and powerful atmosphere attracts me Mima too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:27:38 2022 No.39144239 File: 2.02 MB, 1425x2300, 23123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144205 Junko is love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:28:30 2022 No.39144244 File: 1.33 MB, 1950x1311, mama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144232 Yuuka is a momhu. Mima as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:31:34 2022 No.39144274 honestly yukari use to be my go to hag but recently okina is doing something for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:39:11 2022 No.39144340 >>39144232 Of course she's a hag. And that's a wonderful thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:43:51 2022 No.39144373 >>39144274 Yukari used to be my favorite too, but whenever I saw a picture of her and Ran together, I'd pay more attention to the fox. Nowadays I only look at pictures of Ran.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:45:56 2022 No.39144384
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>>39144340
I dunno man I just think about spending the rest of my natural life planting flowers and doing gardening with her. It would be boring and not at all glamorous but it might be an improvement upon how bitter I am anyways. Travelling around like pic related would be fun too. Could count on her for protection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:46:36 2022 No.39144390 File: 568 KB, 852x1200, __yakumo_yukari_and_yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_deetamu__469d2e77a6b7d72686370ccdd0b8c1c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144373 well do i have the image for you anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 00:52:25 2022 No.39144432 File: 142 KB, 935x1022, ran #2986125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144390 ran

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:09:27 2022 No.39144585 File: 945 KB, 1000x1000, __yakumo_yukari_junko_and_matara_okina_touhou_drawn_by_mindoll__03ed2e0863566d5431a966257be9d7c4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124832 I cannot decide which of these blonde hags is my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:13:36 2022 No.39144618 >>39144585 theyre all the same just different contact lenses

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:19:22 2022 No.39144668 >>39144232 Eiki literally berates her for being so old. And meta-wise she's also one of the oldest.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:31:46 2022 No.39144753 File: 91 KB, 360x450, Kanako(55).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144384 How horrible. A simple and peaceful life with your beautiful hagwife. I hope I never have to go through that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:40:50 2022 No.39144824 >>39144753 growing old together at least you do, having beautiful children, maybe settling down in a nice peaceful cottage hidden by woods and shrubs. how awful would that be

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:46:57 2022 No.39144881 File: 71 KB, 729x653, Kanako(124).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144824 Haha, yeah. I couldn't imagine. It'd be so fucked to spend so much time with just one person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:48:42 2022 No.39144894 >>39144824 >at least you do youkai wouldn't let their husbands age

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:51:07 2022 No.39144916 >>39144894 That's kind of scary. Maybe you'll be force-fed a hourai immortal's liver. Guess the only choice then is Eirin.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:51:32 2022 No.39144920

>>39144881
god, imagine waking up each morning and seeing her face knowing that itll be a good day with her, i could almost cry thinking how awful that would be
>>39144894
oh no she'll force me to be around forever and then ill have to spend eternity with her haha that sounds terrible

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 01:53:08 2022 No.39144935 >>39124832 Junko

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 02:02:25 2022 No.39145010 File: 55 KB, 483x347, Kanako(64).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39144920 And you'd get to see a lame and uncool side to her. No way she'll seem so tough and intimidating after that. Her image would be ruined.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 02:10:10 2022 No.39145074 >>39145010 how she'd react when other hags try to talk to you so you'd have to comfort her..

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 02:12:37 2022 No.39145097 File: 84 KB, 484x516, Kanako(53).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39145074 Hah, stupid old hag. What a pain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 02:13:51 2022 No.39145108 File: 1.20 MB, 960x1440, __tamatsukuri_misumaru_touhou_drawn_by_wankosoba__5d350135b105686636cd023225c567f2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Newhag deserves more love. Reimus aunt quickly climbs the ranks for best hag for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 02:50:19 2022 No.39145391 None, why would I want menopause woman???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 03:02:06 2022 No.39145490 >>39145391 they are still fertile!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 03:05:35 2022 No.39145521 >>39139069 Not big enough. Seriously, too flat for my liking.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 03:08:05 2022 No.39145534
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>>39145108
I like when she gets paired up with Sannyo, they work very well off one another. Sannyo looks graceful but is anything but, speaks rather harshly & has attitude, while Misumaru looks a bit more rough but she's actually very well meaning.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 03:38:33 2022 No.39145790
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>>39124832
It is a tie between Mamizou and Ran but being honest I have Mamizou a bit higher than Ran because her hair is similar to mine. I wouldn't mind becoming her biological son, given how in 2hu there are ways to turn people into other species (see Yuyuko and Fortune Teller) there have to be ways to do that.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 11:14:08 2022 No.39149613
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>>39137906
Breast envy is kino, especially when it's an older sister jealous of her younger sister. Bonus points if the younger one is also taller.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 11:23:24 2022 No.39149727
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>>39145790
>I wouldn't mind becoming her biological son
The simplest way of getting a new body after death to enter Gensokyo with, is to be reincarnated inside a 2hu's womb as her fertilized egg and growing a body the natural way.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 11:34:02 2022 No.39149852
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I adore yuyuko. Her beauty us as boundless and resplendent as the cherries in full bloom, her machinations as deep and unseen as the saigyou ayakashi's roots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 17:36:00 2022 No.39155220 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:14:20 2022 No.39155650 File: 124 KB, 945x536, Kanako(48).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39155220 Bump the thread again, see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:18:29 2022 No.39155689 >>39155650 Hags are terrifying monsters. No wonder young men run away from them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:29:05 2022 No.39155794 File: 116 KB, 739x800, Kanako(88).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39155689 Cowardly and weak young men. Wouldn't you want to conquer a monster to prove your courage and strength?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:30:29 2022 No.39155800 >>39155794 Conquering a monster is great. Impregnating a monster? That's on a whole new level.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:34:56 2022 No.39155832 File: 1.32 MB, 1400x1026, Kanako(310).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39155800 My thoughts exactly. It'd practically guarantee a good successor as well. Create a dynasty of strength.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:39:22 2022 No.39155887 File: 2.25 MB, 1920x1440, hijiri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No love for cool buddhist mom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:39:54 2022 No.39155892 >>39132507 As with anyone and anything, hags are like wine. Some grapes just age sourly and spoil. But some women mature into wine. And fuck me if Id love to drink wine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:45:39 2022 No.39155941 >>39155794 >Wouldn't you want to conquer a monster Not if she looks like one. I'd prefer conquering a monster that looks beautiful, like Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:52:36 2022 No.39156003 File: 175 KB, 620x404, Kanako(186).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39155941 That's a poor motivation, beauty. A test of strength and courage is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 18:56:13 2022 No.39156036 >>39124832 this girl looks cute what franchise is she from? >t. newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:06:13 2022 No.39156110 File: 55 KB, 290x400, Eirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39156036 You're kidding right? Lurk more and apply yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:19:10 2022 No.39156221 >>39156036 Legend of Battle Witch Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:31:30 2022 No.39156337 File: 340 KB, 1024x1448, E_p3NiBUcAIuDu_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39145790 Mamitummy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 19:56:53 2022 No.39156529 File: 559 KB, 1074x1517, tumblr_pyz4khJdxQ1ud1xjeo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my beloved

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 20:58:33 2022 No.39157032 File: 166 KB, 1060x1383, ef41e1385492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This lonely old lady

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:17:03 2022 No.39157834 File: 742 KB, 850x693, 1631993609322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I prefer loli babas

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 22:22:35 2022 No.39157875 File: 97 KB, 360x360, Kanako(127).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39157834 I like Kanako.

Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:26:27 2022 No.39158472
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>>39156003
Remilia's otherworldly beauty is a reflection of her personality and power. She looks both frightening but alluring, elegant but devilish.
She is both respected and feared by her peers, and while she could kill a human in a second, she shows mercy by seducing them with her mystical charisma and drawing from them just enough blood to sate her thrist, allowing them to live. It is truly difficult to resist her advances, and while the prospect of having your neck pierced by this demon might sound horrible now, but it'll sound like the most wonderful idea in the world when she proposes it to you. It truly takes a man with an impossible amount self-control to not give in to her charms.
It'll take a true legend to conquer such a powerful, frightening, enticing, influential and intelligent noblewoman.
Kanako, on the other hand, sat her large butt on the top of the mountain one day and claimed it to be her own, angering every single one of her new neighbours.
She is completely dependent on faith from humans, and yet she chose to place her shrine on a huge mountain, making it very hard for people to come visit, which shows how foolish this old lady it. If she loses her faith, she'll have no power aside from scarying people with her monstrous face.
Honestly, the only reason why the mountai youkai didn't remove her by force is because no one is strong enough to carry that much weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:35:10 2022 No.39158572 >>39158472 This is pasta now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:39:33 2022 No.39158611 File: 167 KB, 1250x1425, ransmirk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39158472 >>39158572 Pasta for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:56:11 2022 No.39158774 >>39144618 Get your brain fixed

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 01:07:26 2022 No.39159291

>>39149727
That sounds like a good idea, however, I would rather have something that allowed me to transform in the instant, idk, maybe some magic that involved drinking her some fluid from her or eating a part of her like her hair or something else, I don't want other males to deflower my mom, if anything, I want to be the one deflowering my tanuki mom.

>>39156337
Cute tummy, I would kiss it all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 00:51:47 2022 No.39172818 >>39158572 always was

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:07:39 2022 No.39173022 File: 417 KB, 800x707, EmWVfIvXMAArmnu.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124832 Lady Yukari for sure, I hope Miss Ran becomes a good mother-in-law, i really want to marry her daughter someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:26:33 2022 No.39177957 >>39172818 It wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:57:11 2022 No.39182611 Which hag would be the best at sex? We can already rule Kanako out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:18:01 2022 No.39182925 >>39182611 Yukari probably knows the most. Probably sucks at it though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:36:13 2022 No.39183139 File: 273 KB, 850x1133, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_mitama_mudimudi__sample-f2b045d77db68267e533070d597813e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does Black Underwear suit her so much bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:08:28 2022 No.39183478 >>39183139 She's a pretty lady. She's actually mature and not retarded too.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:13:19 2022 No.39183528
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>>39183478
> not retarded
Considering what happened in CiLR, SSiB and CDS, that's not quite true. Still less retarded then 99% of all 2hus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:16:18 2022 No.39183564 >>39183528 >Still less retarded than 99% of all 2hus That's all that matters. Being better than the rest. But who is the smartest 'hu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:20:05 2022 No.39183597 File: 798 KB, 913x608, matara.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39183564 okina because she doesn't do much, probably the best thing to do, plus she strangled a bunch of fairies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:20:42 2022 No.39183606 >>39183597 Okina is stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:20:58 2022 No.39183609 >>39183564 Smart as in knowing shit? Eirin followed by Patchy. Socially? Miko or Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:22:47 2022 No.39183632 >>39183139 >>39183478 >>39183528 I personally don't like her in black underwear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:23:08 2022 No.39183636 >>39183606 trolling the entirety of gensokyo for a job interview is pretty cool desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:24:50 2022 No.39183662 File: 459 KB, 1812x2048, 1627086412851-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39183597 Woah, she's just like me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:26:33 2022 No.39183678 File: 314 KB, 600x536, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_taiga_mahoukan__7e46a2fb45304772a67322eb24c88ed2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39183636 Invading the Moon just to steal some sake is pretty cool too...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:28:45 2022 No.39183700 >>39183678 Yuyuko is pretty cool...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:29:28 2022 No.39183708 >>39183678 desu she wanted yuyuko to do more but her fatass simply focused on the drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:31:45 2022 No.39183730 >>39183708 I always saw it as Yuyuko trolling Yukari as much as she did Lunarians. Yukari was expecting so much and hoping for great victory and all she got was...a bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:34:10 2022 No.39183762 >>39183708 >>39183730 You know what they say. If you want something done right, do it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:34:23 2022 No.39183763 >>39183730 desu they later say that it's something they can never take back, meaning it's an even greater burn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:36:49 2022 No.39183792 >>39183762 > If you want something done right, do it yourself. But she can't do it herself, that the point of asking Yuyuko and the others for help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:38:59 2022 No.39183815 >>39183792 Then she shouldn't have any expectations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:41:08 2022 No.39183842 >>39183730 Except it was the perfect thing to make Eirin shit her pants

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:58:42 2022 No.39186278 >>39183708 Yuyuko fat ass...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 04:24:05 2022 No.39188230 >>39183636 >>39183678 Millenia old womanchildren roll up an entire real just to basically feed on their own ego. Brothers, are the sages -dare I say- . ..based?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:20:53 2022 No.39188574 File: 405 KB, 1005x1441, 20220329_081338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish i was clownpiece

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:24:19 2022 No.39188589 >>39188574 lol she got btfo by a cripple

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:24:22 2022 No.39188591 >>39188574 >Great that's what I wanted ZUN is such a fucking hack oooh god forbid actually something would happen oooh Fuck official mangas

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:37:45 2022 No.39188642 File: 120 KB, 350x369, Extra_Boss_Okina.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39188589 she CAN stand up, but i imagine she prefers not to, maybe due to her being a god of the disabled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:41:45 2022 No.39188661 >>39188642 She's probably flying here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:44:05 2022 No.39188672 File: 72 KB, 600x600, 1618120426045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] having to spend the rest of your life looking after a beautiful blonde cripple. how awful

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:49:51 2022 No.39188687
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>>39188672
she could probably hover over / use her limited walking to do day-to-day stuff, but doesn't because she finds it cute when you spend your (finite) human energy to do it for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:50:32 2022 No.39188691 >>39188672 I bet her legs just dangle when she flies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 05:55:11 2022 No.39188709 >>39188687 the look she'd give you after you exhaust yourself working for her >>39188691 imagine how dorky she'd look

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 07:47:22 2022 No.39189253 >>39188574 She quite arrogant isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 11:59:14 2022 No.39191492 File: 722 KB, 667x1021, __hijiri_byakuren_touhou_drawn_by_uumenn__642f579bd8db4fa5ab7ed50252b07de9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39155887 I love her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 12:55:38 2022 No.39192025 File: 690 KB, 1540x889, 1590523963792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:27:49 2022 No.39192415 File: 422 KB, 270x621, do it to em.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39192025 had to do it to em

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:28:23 2022 No.39192421 >>39192025 I pick them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:41:59 2022 No.39192619 >>39192025 Yuuka or Yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:47:56 2022 No.39192706 >>39188591 Well, faries are immortal eirther way. Crushing their necks sets them back day or two before they get back up again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 13:53:24 2022 No.39192820 File: 1.18 MB, 1100x1400, ran.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39192025

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 14:14:50 2022 No.39193214 File: 97 KB, 552x501, 1530151837130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39192025 Yukarin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:17:23 2022 No.39194422 >>39192706 >Crushing their necks sets them back day or two before they get back up again. Does that mean I can use them to satisfy my ryona and snuff fantasies, and not feel bad about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 15:20:37 2022 No.39194474 >>39194422 Yeah, you can do to them whatever you want and they won't break. Same goes for Kaguya, Mokou or Eirin if you're not into Fairies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 18:24:47 2022 No.39197266 >>39192025 Fox momma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 18:55:01 2022 No.39197616 >>39183139 Hair contrast

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:37:37 2022 No.39198194 File: 691 KB, 2894x4093, kanako(321)-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39192025

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:44:42 2022 No.39198273 >>39197616 Yeah I guess that also why they fit Sakuya. Not Youmu though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 19:48:58 2022 No.39198329 >>39198273 That's because Youmu is too young for grownup underwear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:00:38 2022 No.39198438 question. if I still cannot after all these years decide on a parental figure from the cast, due in part to liking them all equally, is it reasonable to perform autism related tasks until one chooses for me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:09:12 2022 No.39198528 File: 443 KB, 1024x1024, 1412209703565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39198273 Sakuya borrows Eirin's lingerie, even if it doesn't fit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 20:46:40 2022 No.39198957 >>39194422 While they think some death my be fun and battling is good pasttime, they would likely feel the ryona fuck malice and get disgusted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 21:04:47 2022 No.39199143 >>39198957 Is that why Clownpiece didn't like being chocked by Okina? Did she feel the old hag being turned on by squeezing her thin and squishy fairy neck?

Anonymous Tue Mar 29 22:06:38 2022 No.39199705

>>39199143
I mean, youkai are litterally better at putting themselves back together from damage not fortified by intend.

And while fairies can revive and in general don't really fear death, being chocked still hurts them. It's just more painfull that being instantly blasted apart by magic or freezing to death after drinking yourself to sleep during New Year party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 08:40:51 2022 No.39204802 File: 282 KB, 1500x1099, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__a3805ec2a9c961b1a38a4c8c9c5f59cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39193214 Yukari would be a great wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 08:46:16 2022 No.39204857 >>39204802 Frankly, she would dump most of her chores on Ran like she already does and just add loving you and teasing you to her schedule of sleeping, trolling and keeping Gensokyou together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 09:00:12 2022 No.39204962 >>39204857 >>39204802 She'd even have a shoulder to cry on when she gets humiliated again or when she doesn't get invited to a party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:58:15 2022 No.39213284 File: 1.40 MB, 900x1200, __houraisan_kaguya_yagokoro_eirin_and_yagokoro_touhou_drawn_by_bug_artist__f0125bccd5e4ffed5cfa3f77c6ab726e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Eirin was my doctor...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:05:10 2022 No.39213334 File: 951 KB, 1000x708, 1561316540180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39213284 I wish Eirin was my momdoctor...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:33:42 2022 No.39213577 >>39204962 Imagine the emotionally uplifting sex...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 02:26:11 2022 No.39217414 hag hag hag hag I LOVE HAGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 10:07:31 2022 No.39221063 File: 146 KB, 600x465, __yakumo_yukari_and_yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_fechirin__4001bacc75ddb2d5a97615365af160a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39213577 That will swiftly become babymaking sex Then you're hers forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 10:11:11 2022 No.39221124 which 2hu character is the softest to hug

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 10:13:33 2022 No.39221172 File: 571 KB, 661x800, D8BX0xnxzVJfnujhaHjGiUNuzCpGtSe1sNAf4qivzs8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39221124

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 01:40:24 2022 No.39233846 File: 998 KB, 1113x1232, __yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_hajike_akira__791e8c8249331983f6b03d7a1db45054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 10:28:43 2022 No.39238940 >>39183139 >>39183478 Her fumo version has black panties

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 10:29:32 2022 No.39238947 >>39238940 <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ddc55766_TooLewd.png"> Lewd if true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 11:26:15 2022 No.39239682 File: 287 KB, 800x1115, 478687497567487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124832 Yukari cause she has the most loli art out of the hags

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 11:40:36 2022 No.39239891 >>39239682 Wasn't she a loli in CoLA?

Anonymous Fri Apr 1 22:44:45 2022 No.39249018

>>39124832
Eirin is nice, but she's a L*narian.
Yukari isn't likable
Byakuren is sly, but might be the best hag. Likely leagues stronger than the Youkai in her temple.
Nemuno is meh. Legends and stuff.
Okina
By age alone, Mokou and Kaguya qualify.
I don't know if Kasen counts as a hag.
Tewi is old as fuck and a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 01:10:02 2022 No.39250568 File: 2.36 MB, 1330x1960, 97333577_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 02:49:44 2022 No.39251245 >>39249018 You just scientifically proved that Eirin, Byakuren and Nemuno are objectively among the best hags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 04:47:58 2022 No.39252450 File: 83 KB, 500x500, Kanako(30).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39251245 Can't beat a god though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 07:04:56 2022 No.39253610 File: 119 KB, 500x600, 1542418646557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39252450 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 08:45:42 2022 No.39254514 File: 232 KB, 800x1403, taishi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is taishi-sama a hag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 08:50:33 2022 No.39254555 >>39252450 It feels odd that she's the reason I'm into hags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 17:01:04 2022 No.39261900 >>39252450 Kanako is the purest hag! She's probably the purest woman in Gensokyo too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 18:15:07 2022 No.39262622 File: 2.55 MB, 1428x2000, 97350114_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 18:30:09 2022 No.39262768 File: 244 KB, 700x780, Kanako(193).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39261900 Yep, she's really the best in a lot of metrics. Can't be topped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 21:20:50 2022 No.39264479 >>39124832 Junko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 00:03:54 2022 No.39266057 File: 427 KB, 1000x1422, Junko (1462).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124832 Junko cause of her trunko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 02:37:59 2022 No.39267473 File: 727 KB, 736x720, 1641285734169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124832 The classic hag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 02:46:04 2022 No.39267552 File: 994 KB, 1000x1400, __kazami_yuuka_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_ruu_tksymkw__d4ce87cd9c4339a7b5add69923ed974f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39267473 You posted the wrong hag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 05:43:28 2022 No.39269056 >>39262768 >can't be topped watch me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 10:38:53 2022 No.39271129 File: 293 KB, 1351x1353, __yakumo_yukari_yagokoro_eirin_and_predator_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_nameo_judgemasterkou__992a6b77bf4517ef9b4aa98d2563334f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39124832 i enjoy all hags

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 18:22:50 2022 No.39277818 File: 207 KB, 856x1363, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_me__71d2f3cffa2bb3c8326e5c2026c6d3b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39271129 As you should.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:07:08 2022 No.39278343 File: 512 KB, 1200x850, Yukari Pantyhose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soft Yukarin feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:13:17 2022 No.39278413 >>39192025 This has to be the only time I have seen Yuugi counted as a hag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:30:29 2022 No.39278591 >>39278413 She's not. She's more like a cool older sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:32:56 2022 No.39278618 >>39278591 At most I can see her being like an inexplicably alcoholic fitness freak aunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:36:19 2022 No.39278660 File: 245 KB, 812x1108, __hoshiguma_yuugi_and_hoshiguma_yuugi_touhou_drawn_by_isu_is88__b8ce744a0e1e3f7ef48abf37e5f03504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39278618 Don't talk about my cool older sister that way!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:38:32 2022 No.39278688 >>39278660 It's alright, no one says an aunt has to be old. A friend of mine was an uncle at 20.

Anonymous Sun Apr 3 19:46:09 2022 No.39278766
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>>39278688
Well, I guess that's true. I was an uncle at 19. I love my cool and young older sister!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 03:05:35 2022 No.39282955 File: 250 KB, 1444x2048, __shinki_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_kuroko_tori__a9b1f6c6556994db74a85998f99474d0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 06:03:07 2022 No.39284304 File: 177 KB, 935x1340, __shinki_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_zeroko_san_nuclear_f__6fd06d25c3c8cd76eff35a63cbfb47f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 12:06:41 2022 No.39287120 >>39278413 All of the youkai are old hags Even Cirno is in her 60s

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 14:01:40 2022 No.39288635 File: 213 KB, 950x783, c806004c1f8fc7750b5bbfc1d323264c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold! The flabby hag exposed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 16:54:12 2022 No.39291443 >>39288635 translation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 18:32:33 2022 No.39292671 File: 3.52 MB, 4707x6406, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_yagoro_kusuriya__0dcbd793f12da33a8e343fe30b5d09f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddle up with this hourai immortal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 01:40:22 2022 No.39309159 >>39124852 >>39124904 Only correct choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 01:46:55 2022 No.39309230 >>39288635 I need to molest the flab

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 16:10:39 2022 No.39317494 keep th good taste thread up, homos

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 16:20:59 2022 No.39317628 File: 147 KB, 850x1083, 5CDA02A9-2335-499D-A4AE-D1C51B9E0CA9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Working at Eientei sounds calm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:40:39 2022 No.39318612 File: 338 KB, 800x900, 97454938_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:40:43 2022 No.39318614 They're called hags, and yet, they act like dumb high school girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:50:57 2022 No.39318742 File: 835 KB, 689x1024, Kanako is hip!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39318614 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:53:11 2022 No.39318772 >>39318612 Yuuka is a fucking midget

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:56:24 2022 No.39318805 >>39318614 They want to feel young again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:56:40 2022 No.39318809 >>39318614 Anon, don't foget that they are women after all

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:57:10 2022 No.39318816 File: 398 KB, 2479x2516, 1590382062585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39318772 That's just her partial power saving mode. Yukari and Okina also have those, but theirs are even more efficient (small).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:14:18 2022 No.39322540 >>39318614 You have but a short human life to understand how to live a long lifetime

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 01:24:54 2022 No.39322609 >>39318809 I mean, I suppose that women who don’t find a man at a young age are likely to stay that way mentally forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:17:04 2022 No.39329226 >>39318742 Kanako is adorable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 16:18:05 2022 No.39329240 >>39318742 Playing SNES with them looks like it would be so much fun :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:30:10 2022 No.39331204 >>39329240 What are they playing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:12:01 2022 No.39335212 File: 252 KB, 525x700, 1632482625432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 05:16:42 2022 No.39335243 >>39318614 Old people don't give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 08:54:11 2022 No.39336567 >>39331204 WildSnake

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:30:30 2022 No.39336852 Which hag would be the best if I wanted a long, comfortable hug?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:49:54 2022 No.39336974 >>39336852 Yuyuko or Byakuren.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:53:20 2022 No.39336991 >>39336852 Yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 09:56:02 2022 No.39337018 >>39331204 Super Street Fighter 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 15:44:10 2022 No.39341494 >>39331204 Contra 3

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 16:18:42 2022 No.39342142 >>39144384 This is literally all I want anymore. Goddammit anon, we feel the same feel

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 00:15:25 2022 No.39347715 File: 1.20 MB, 1360x1920, 97488125_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 08:31:11 2022 No.39352058 File: 199 KB, 654x500, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_nekoguruma__4d49cc107404dcbe51a4942807fa555a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 10 00:48:07 2022 No.39363411 File: 148 KB, 646x580, Kanako(157).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 10 13:20:00 2022 No.39371155 I love all the haghus

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 10 13:23:55 2022 No.39371211 File: 462 KB, 700x985, fa058ba90615911ea546287732519a39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love the hags and their chubby tummies! Ahh! I want to stick my dick in their tummy cleavages!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 10 19:54:14 2022 No.39376048 >>39371211 Imagine the sex with these two at the same time. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 10 20:04:14 2022 No.39376159 >>39331204 Super Mario Kart

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 11 02:25:39 2022 No.39379268 >>39376048 The room would get so smelly with their mature pussy smell. oishii desune

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 11 02:41:45 2022 No.39379377 File: 396 KB, 800x600, when gaphegs attack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39336852

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 11 04:33:37 2022 No.39380312 hug with hag...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 11 16:51:48 2022 No.39389208 >>39379377 Gappy likes you She's going to keep you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 11 23:31:46 2022 No.39393414 >>39389208 How scary

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 00:52:28 2022 No.39394146 File: 3.78 MB, 1433x2024, 21acf49ea79893f0a1518ce155d33a20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am nemuno's precious little boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 00:55:03 2022 No.39394176 File: 171 KB, 850x1133, kanako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am kanakos strongest soldier

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 01:15:52 2022 No.39394365 File: 362 KB, 1000x1500, 97557401_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 01:21:34 2022 No.39394420 File: 1.29 MB, 1154x1563, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_momomaron__38a791e5cfa2ef8d6cf57d866090b4c8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you just going to stand there? Come closer anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 01:54:24 2022 No.39394796 >>39394420 For the last time, Junko, I'm not your son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 02:05:34 2022 No.39394886 >>39394420 no i dont wanna

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 14:24:34 2022 No.39401722 File: 1.44 MB, 1032x1457, 1609889369433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39394420 Yes mo- I mean Junko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 14:59:13 2022 No.39402260 File: 496 KB, 1447x2047, 1624842119855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39401722 It's okay to call Junko mom

Anonymous Tue Apr 12 15:29:26 2022 No.39402750
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>>39402260
You shouldn't call her mom without considering the consequences of that first. If you admit to her that you see her as your mom she just might start acting like one, and things will never be the same again afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 20:53:24 2022 No.39405667 File: 208 KB, 801x1240, __clownpiece_junko_and_hecatia_lapislazuli_touhou_drawn_by_wool_miwol__45dcecc3d51d931a9d0817af5ca365c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39402750 Too late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 20:57:06 2022 No.39405684 File: 81 KB, 840x1120, 1535240440636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39405667 Oh no! She's making dinner!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 20:58:58 2022 No.39405695 >>39394420 >>39401722 >>39402260 Mommy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 21:04:20 2022 No.39405723 File: 681 KB, 1836x1819, __houraisan_kaguya_and_junko_touhou_drawn_by_sendai_nazonomono__3ff38f5007b841e03bb4a65963cc3eac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey mom! Come meet my girlfriend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 13:25:44 2022 No.39413108 >>39394365 Can someone translate this pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 21:38:30 2022 No.39418993 File: 247 KB, 595x639, Kanako(246).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 17:04:23 2022 No.39429905 >>39336852 Byakuren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 17:12:48 2022 No.39429964 I want Junko to mother me in a sexual way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 17:52:42 2022 No.39430383 >>39125844 >>39125978 >>39125831 Honestly, that makes it better. Full-figured and mature medical nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 00:02:47 2022 No.39433975 >>39336852 Either Ran or Mamizou, imagine the fluff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 09:25:19 2022 No.39451377 File: 73 KB, 330x251, Screenshot_20220416_112341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel I'm being influenced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 12:00:23 2022 No.39452946 File: 301 KB, 600x600, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_okema__e95b85376e207766bb8b9e83a707b6a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39451377 Don't let a sneaky lunarian trick you. They're all awful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 15:05:14 2022 No.39455884 File: 916 KB, 958x850, serpent king's beautiful smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39452946 She's right don't fall for lunarian's embrace, instead join the serpent king as family, together we will devour the very gods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 15:48:42 2022 No.39456581 none, i dont want to see an old naked lady.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 23:17:46 2022 No.39460995 File: 618 KB, 1280x1873, 63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 20:32:39 2022 No.39478362 File: 978 KB, 1392x2029, __reisen_udongein_inaba_yagokoro_eirin_and_junko_touhou_drawn_by_himajin_noizu__07246b56c9e25628de05b67246c0db96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 02:14:53 2022 No.39481223 >>39331204 Halo 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 03:44:33 2022 No.39481887 >>39188661 Wakisagihime also flies, and she can fly just above the ground to make it look like she's walking. I wouldn't be surprised if Okina could do similar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:16:35 2022 No.39482098 File: 1.10 MB, 1000x1333, __saigyouji_yuyuko_touhou_drawn_by_m_neteitai10__8718d1361e071f7b11815f530a20e3fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have well over 30 (you)s in this thread...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:19:15 2022 No.39482110 >>39331204 Super Castlevania IV Maybe Dracula X, from the look of frustration on Kanako’s visage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:44:17 2022 No.39482289 >>39482098 how many (You)s are needed to please a hag

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 04:52:30 2022 No.39482347 File: 2.93 MB, 1800x1400, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_ap5ry__798f424d7f17f8932464b340ed0cc831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39482289 A hag wouldn't be able to get satisfaction out of (You)s. They don't even think about them anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 05:10:57 2022 No.39482502 >>39482347 would a hag be satisfied with just one (You)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 05:14:56 2022 No.39482536 >>39482502 I would hope so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:08:11 2022 No.39492304 File: 1.44 MB, 948x1656, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_krs_kqrqsi__ea04743d254ea13ee5d2b70907fe7089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:29:18 2022 No.39492499 >>39405723 Junko is my wife, and Kaguya my mistress

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:30:32 2022 No.39492507 >>39481223 Halo 2 on a SNES?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:50:04 2022 No.39492702 >>39492507 Yeah, they were making it for the snes, but then the N64 came out so they scrapped it. The beta version It's in Gensokyo now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 22:50:55 2022 No.39492707 File: 3.00 MB, 1960x2800, 9778b3c9c023491928c547eb7b7ba8eae314d354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://discord.gg/rW3MB4eX

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 12:07:51 2022 No.39500107 >>39492499 This but the opposite for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 21:08:30 2022 No.39506464 >>39500107 Junko is going to raise your lunarian girlfriend's son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 14:59:17 2022 No.39515417 File: 664 KB, 708x1000, __futatsuiwa_mamizou_touhou_drawn_by_ebi_193__446684e05ddc5ea5e1c0a784b97c8699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 15:25:51 2022 No.39515835 File: 301 KB, 1521x1800, 1609266112124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39515417 Mamizou is both cute and hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:38:45 2022 No.39529929 >>39124832

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:00:08 2022 No.39530751 >>39515835 >>39515417 Mami is pervy old lady

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:16:58 2022 No.39530910 File: 401 KB, 925x1080, Hagizou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39515835 Indeed, she is very very VERY hot. >>39530751 >pervy Probably >old lady Canonically true. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:55:37 2022 No.39535687 File: 1005 KB, 1200x1920, 1648415651508.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love her so much

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 04:29:19 2022 No.39535907

I don't like these hags, they look like they prey on youthful men like a blood thirsty predator. I'd avoid every single one of them like the plague, they might try forcing themselves on me or worse, kidnapping me to be their young husband against my will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 15:32:38 2022 No.39542485 File: 222 KB, 850x1444, 1557848567425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39530751 That's hot

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:39:20 2022 No.39552578
File: 1.85 MB, 1500x1800, __yakumo_yukari_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_hinotosora__e09a295021f468c33ff989820f6502cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>39183564
In terms of pure IQ
>certified genius
Eirin, Yukari
>certified/most likely supercomputer
Watatsuki sisters, Ran, Sagume, Hecatia, Okina
>extremely smart
Patchouli, probably Iku
>>39183609
>Socially
Eiki would be my pick. I'd add Seiga and Mamizou to the list

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:54:02 2022 No.39552803 File: 78 KB, 707x1000, 681e9c0cf1c88e65703a980a562f1fd4a5b15ff5_hq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39221124 >in terms of pure body softness and smell Yuyuko, Patchouli >in terms of feelings of intimacy and love Byakuren

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:40:40 2022 No.39557294 File: 440 KB, 1024x928, __kochiya_sanae_konpaku_youmu_yakumo_yukari_saigyouji_yuyuko_kazami_yuuka_and_4_more_touhou_drawn_by_kanoe_soushi__9a8df93ac2cfd6476b6d014409ba6b21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are old women so sexy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:52:41 2022 No.39557432 >>39132609 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34321252 look man all I'm saying is that this guys writings changed me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:53:51 2022 No.39557444 >>39342142 me three.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 16:55:10 2022 No.39568575 File: 399 KB, 1862x1633, __yasaka_kanako_touhou_drawn_by_tatuhiro__6c5f9e3f9cf710bae8a31606a2ae502d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] let it be her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:10:39 2022 No.39568690 File: 999 KB, 1000x1400, 6f74c1a4e9ad221c31a9e884f27b2f435ba899510e7a75229375779d297889c7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does she count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:38:58 2022 No.39568920 >>39379377 Why is she crying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 17:59:37 2022 No.39569127 >>39568575 This hag looks a bit too young to be a hag..!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 03:52:16 2022 No.39574000 >>39568690 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 06:06:43 2022 No.39586027 >>39530910 how long do raccoons live anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 17:12:36 2022 No.39591577 >>39568690 Im hot for teacher

Anonymous Tue Apr 26 19:11:07 2022 No.39592804

>>39183708
>>39183730
Nah, Yukari loved Yuyuko's take. She stole something that they couldn't take back. Yukari got her successful troll, and in the end really freaked out Eirin which was ultimately her master plan from the start.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/Last_Chapter
>But was it a coincidence that this untainted ghost was here at this mansion?
>No, it's clear that this was not a coincidence at all. It was all due to the guidance of that youkai, Yukari Yakumo.
>What exactly was the ghost's plan now that they had safely infiltrated the moon?
>That would be the final step in Yukari's master plan.
...
>Actually, there was a secret behind the sake Yukari had brought. It was sake made in the Lunar Capital.
>Ghosts had nothing to do with life nor death. Because of that, they fit in perfectly with the pure nature of the Lunar Capital. During her month-long stay on the moon, Yuyuko's presence there did not raise any suspicions in the least.
>This allowed her to brazenly steal the sake, and once the next full moon occurred, Yukari was able to open the way back to Earth.
>...
>While it was Yukari who led the invasion that had utterly failed more than one thousand years ago, Yukari knew that if she were to attack directly again, it would draw far too much attention.
>So she devised a strategy to use the vampire's attack and even herself as decoys. If Yukari was confined to Earth, then there wouldn't be anyone else with the ability to travel between Earth and the moon. That would be the only way to have the Watatsuki sisters lower their guard.
>But was the sake heist the true intent of Yukari's Second Lunar Invasion?
>...
>But Eirin was also uneasy. The one pulling the strings had a vague objective. Even if she felt she had to create a fake moon as a last resort, it was entirely possible nothing would have happened. That alone was ominous enough.
>....
>And the moment it passed through her lips, she froze.
>Eirin took another drink.
>It was an exceedingly ancient sake that had been aging for over a thousand years in the Lunar Capital. Yes, it was likely sleeping even at the time when Eirin fled for Earth.
>"Wh-What is this...?" Eirin was clearly shaken. She had shown composure without intending, meaning it was the moment Yukari had been waiting for to strike.
>Eirin could never forget the taste of that sake. The purity that was impossible to obtain on the impure Earth, and the deep flavor that came from its millennium-long slumber.
>"It must have been centuries since you left your hometown. I thought you were becoming distraught with homesickness, so I had some sake from the Lunar Capital prepared for you."
>Yukari grinned.
>That ominous smile left a deep scar in Eirin's mind, something she would never be able to forget. To make those who cannot die question the meaning of living. To make them fear the unknown, what they cannot understand.
>That was the true intention behind Yukari's Second Lunar Invasion.

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