I "hacked" nasters yt account because his password was just xpasswordx, I was talking to some of his friends as they were thinking I'd delete his videos but I said I wouldn't, though I was tempted to rename mine "(salty God)". I was dueling with him and them outside Filianore's church, I was brought to low hp while distracted then the person I was fighting was trying to finish me with Witch's locks. I fell off a ledge but there was a platform down there, while I was climbing back up I saw two of the people present were Sanae, so I thought "hey, they're Touhoufags too."
Locked in a large church with others, one of them hated me. I looked in my inventory and mentioned that my weakness was Magic, then rechecked and said that actually Poison is my biggest weakness. He threw a little ball, programming it to spread a virus.
I went with others into a church, there was a boss fight against Nodens, who was a large bearded old man water elemental. The others were overleveled so they killed him quickly. I was thinking "Elden Ring really is just DS3 2, they even have Nodens" who I remembered as an unused model in DS3. Going forwards in the church, there was a shrine to Nodens, that was a statue shaped like him with a couple of taps in front of it. Ahead of this shrine was some book shelves, I picked up an Alice in Wonderland book that like Narnia had a lion on the cover, and another Alice in Wonderland that had Alice Margatroid on the cover. I went to the counter to borrow them but the long haired girl who looked over the renaissance exhibit with me offered to pay for me, even though one book was $20 and the other $40, she even just gave me her card to use afterwards so while we left the church for the parking lot I said "yay, now I can buy steroids" she said she'd take a picture of me, to compare I guess. I come across a car full of schoolmates, they say about one of them that he's like me, I say "what, he's dreamt a shit ton about everyone and everything he's ever known?" and they said yeah. I'm walking around wondering where my car is when some guy reminds me it's around the back of the building. Another guy bumps into me and steals my shit, I'm trying to pry stuff back off him, as he realise it's just books, and the money card was in a girl's diary so he drops it too, along with a bunch of sandwiches I had. I pick up the one sandwich that didn't get dirty and scarf it down, then pick up most of what's on the ground before heading to my car. I see Alice Margatroid along the way, when I pass by I hear her say something about her unrequited love to another person. I turn back and say "it's not me, is it?" She says "yes it's you, you social goofball." I say "I'm going to make you happy!" as I go to put my stuff in my car and remember that I somehow left her book on the ground, so I was going to go retrieve it.
Back in the church, Nodens was a dragon made of water that was pissed off at a pirate that stole some of his treasure. He breathed jets of water at him but the pirate had a chainsaw arm that he'd deflect the blasts with, but then Nodens breathed a chainsaw spray that took his arm. I was with Yukari who wanted me to fetch some item, she put down instructions for another guy to get it, I wanted her to type on my phone but the touch screen was fucked up so it was typing random letters until I remembered I had a stylus I could pull out of the phone's bottom. Yukari seemed a little surprised, and also had her own stylus. She started scribbling a picture that was instructions or a map I guess although it was very pretty, my hand kind of got in the way of the left of the picture so she got annoyed and stopped. Leaving the church with Yukari, that guy has that thing and gives it over saying I'll have to escort his son home. I say "yeah, and what, you want a date with my wife?" He implies yes so I start kicking the shit out of him until he's not moving anymore. I tell his son to take him home but he says "isn't he dead?" I check his pulse and he's cold, so I put him in a nearby flower bed and kick dirt over him. Yukari's gone, I start teleporting up the skyscraper next to us while his son does the same, following me. I say "if you can do that then maybe your dad isn't really dead." I come to the top of the skyscraper which is a hang-out place thinking that thinking he might be alive and with Yukari makes it more likely to be so. I come and see her reclining on a beach chair, maybe.
I was far off some place,Yukari was riding back to where we were before on a motorcycle, I teleport on behind her. As we reach the skyscraper from before it's a Coffee Club with a visible open air place at the top as I say to her that's where I saw her last in my previous dream.