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Posting my dreams as before. See https://crimsonhornets.neocities.org/ https://eilienen.neocities.org/

I emptied out some black rotten fish out of one goblet that represented Okina which was the last important task of my life. I washed my hands of it then put cup on a table. I then put up another goblet of red wine but my senses were distorting so I really struggled with this glass on the edge of the table like I wanted to make sure it wouldn't fall, a little bit spilled and dripped down onto my foot, feeling very warm. There was a song on my headphones that wasn't as good as I remembered, I went over to stop the later half of it playing, though when I actually got to the computer it was at the end of the video and I wanted to stop it from maybe autoplaying but my movement was really drowsy and I was barely able to tap away on sapce because I felt pressure like I was going to die or reality was about to stop. I froze, fell on my side feeling like I might remember terrible things as my vision turns into a digital screen with a rectangle appears in the middle saying "I REMEMBER".

I had created a thread about Remilia's Red Ride that was a pocket dimension gateway to other worlds.
I was creating a team logo on a computer, a red donut with red text black outline RED at the top and RIDE at the bottom, and Remilia in a red T-shirt with a black cross on it in a red convertible with black interior in the middle.
I was running in a race, at the half-way point I saw Yukari watching from outside so I called "Yukari!" a couple times at her. She slowly shifted her gaze over with a blank expression. Further down the track I saw a sign saying
"Midwits

---->Deal with it."
I had cut around a building in the race where you had chocolate eggs marked by the teacher inside, but this time she wouldn't mark it, mentioning people abusing drugs in the building. Someone who the teachers liked came in, wheeling in a trolley he had emptied as a favor which gets a thank you from the teacher. I gave him my 3 eggs to sign but he got denied too. He comes back and hands me mine and also a couple handfuls of his, though I just throw my hands up like I give up.
I saw a cat running through some halls. I was told I can take a cat with me into a computer dimension, I felt around in the cat's abdomen for his balls cause apparently it got to take those with him along with his brain.
In an assembly before a teacher. She was hesitating to show off something, it was a cross. I say to the guy next to me "the cross is The Devil's sign" and call him one of the cool male entities in my dreams. He replies with some gay insinuation so I say "no."
I was telling school children to sacrifice their teacher upon "Remilia's empty armour" and make a wish, either to her or The Devil, for whatever they wanted. Remilia was sitting on the one of the seats nearby, similar to Yukari she slowly turns her blank gaze over to us.
I was walking around a street thinking about what a stupid person might wish for, and thought "money!"
Someone posted something to make me jealous, and I wanted to reply by saying "I learned how to write by switching the letter of "entitlement" around until it spelled "heaven."
I go up to The Devil working behind a desk, he hands paperwork out to me and the guy who tried to help me earlier. I had many pages about "Red Ride" while my helper had a few pages with "I'm his protege" poorly written on the cover. I start laugh at how busy The Devil is as he goes straight back to typing at his computer after handing us the sheets, after a couple of seconds he laughs back and says "So close! I was 5k off buying a company called Fat Taxi."
I go with my protege in a little computer lab building. I had a laptop, I try and get some use out of my protege out asking if he's got a charger prepared in case I need one, he pulls one out of a bag and I tell him to plug it in for me. I'm speaking at the other end of the room mentioning a disastrous storm that's going to come. My mother says "what, like that?" pointing out the window. I look and see it's raining hard, lightning cracks the sky and the streets were filled with oily black clouds drooping low close to the ground. I say "100 times worse, and those clouds will be on fire." She says she's been afraid of fire ever since she saw me as a child burning a smashed lightbulb in a fireplace at night(not something I actually remember.)

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Someone I hated was bugging me, I strapped a gas mask on him and pumped CO2 into it while he kept talking shit saying I wouldn't kill him until he went unconscious, and I didn't kill him. I left him at a hospital then came back to see my stuff's been thrown out, a guy is carrying a wad of shit and I see behind him a wad of shit on my bed as I say to him "yeah, I didn't kill that guy" "Oh."
I'm collecting some things that are left over, someone brings over a highschool exercise book that I had written "RYUJIN IS KING" on the cover of, which made me a bit embarrassed.
In a huge room, there's an "drawing" I made as a tribute to Ryujin, which was an actual waterfall in the room, like pic related but shorter and wider, orange sandstone. I'm in audience as one faggot commentates on it, he says it's alright but nitpicks some stones underneath the waterflow, then waves the mouse around the top and to the left saying "I don't see Darwin..." He then keeps making lame nitpick jokes, I think "aw, it's okay, if this were QI there'd be a laugh track to get the audience to laugh for you" though he manages to get someone to laugh a little just after. There's a ginger kid who puts up his hand and the faggot keeps talking for a bit for eventually saying "alright, what is it?" Ginger kid says "yeah, first one to the top, wins" as he gets out of his seat and starts running over to the waterfall, faggot goes "ah..." like he'd want to win but he's too lazy to move. The ginger kid goes up to the top and pumps his arms up like he's won. I'm walking off from the room along a river the flowed from the waterfall, the ginger comes over and I say "maybe Ryujin's finally going to make you a man" he says "hey, don't joke" I say "no really, I saw some crimson bones washed up in the river" which gets a laugh.

I make my way across a giant sandstone great wall, though parts of it were collapsing from earthquakes caused by an angry god. I've got Aldrich Faithful covenant on and get summoned.
I come to a place like this crude sketch https://files.catbox.moe/rxwc3e.png I went under the arch where there was a little kiwi walking around. I thought it was unusual to see so many invaders just chilling out. I come back and see there's a stairway now, going up it leads to a room that's the entrance to the Hakurei Shine. There's a little girl who shows up, saying she wants to go back in times so she needs to go to the shrine, a guy tells her "go under the arch with the young kiwi, then up the stairs into the room." Me and the girl go into the room https://files.catbox.moe/s7o0rq.png I recognise it as the back of the boat with a black tarp covering it. There's a couple of big dead beetles on the ground. I go up to the tarp and see a zipper, when I pull it up it turns out to be a pocket with a huge black spider in it, then I notice a golden orb weaver and a bunch of smaller spiders skittering off to the right. We go back to that guy and ask about this. He comes with us and points out a zipper at the top, reaching up past the spiders and shit to grab it as I think "wait, I want to be the one to face the Dragon" but he lets go without unzipping it. I ask why all the stuff surround it is so..."ugh" and he says "that's what this world's like isn't it?"

I destroy a demon which drops a little green crystal fragment, I add it to a jewel I had that was nearly whole except for a little pupil indent but it started glowing green and a green dragon that had called itself the demiurge was unsealed. I say to someone "hey, he's like me, calling himself the demiurge." The dragon flies up into the sky as me and others board it and start singing a hammy "Ride the Dragon!" song inviting people to join us. The ginger kid is near behind me and he sings Japanese back-up vocals for me but I find it annoying and gross so I sing "the ginger kid from school, he finally became a man, ride the dragon!" then he says "I'm going to fucking kill you."

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Walking up a crowded dirt road like on a street before my family's house, SOAD's Dreaming was playing, specifically "someone kick me out of my mind" repeating "someone let me out of my mind!" before the song changed into the intro of La Divina Tragedia Makyoku. I wondered if maybe that song had sampled classical music and SOAD was doing the same but the lyrics started up, coming to the chorus where the "God" in "SACRIFICE A SHEEP TO A GOD!" seemed intense as if it truly resonated with God. Then I saw a circle of stars with the text "Death Star"

I win a brawl over Yukari, I fought with an Astora Greatsword buffed with green flame, the rolling R1 slams looking cool with the flame trail. Yukari is nearby and the fight caused her health to drop to 0, popping a Tear of Denial. She just stands there like she doesn't care if someone kills her for a bit, I stand nearby looking through my inventory for a Dark Hand as she finally quaffed a Divine Blessing just as I came next to her and used Dark Hand to grab. As I Lifedrain I notice she looks like a snail woman if they were dark green and their lower bodies were engulfed in tentacles, I think "woah, you sure had me with the glamour" looking at a nearby Yukari figure. She gets up from the drain with a wretched sounded "ohh...." then says "not like that!" as she grabs me, the tentacles wrapped around her arms coiling over mine then burrowing into my chest. I hear really loud squelching and squirting noises though it's basically painless, only really uncomfy. I can barely look at her as I drag my gaze over to her arm, the tentacle had periodic slimy dark green roses or eyes growing out of it and they were bulging with the fluid being pulled out of me as I think "are the tentacles her sukima?"
I went through a bunch of weird/shit dreams that were because I "got the attention of higher dimensional glowies." I had an inventory of items that I could use to fight back, the I only remember one with an icon of fire called Pajeet that would turn the whole dream into a firestorm. I look up later the defintion of Pajeet: 1. an Indian person. 2. to sacrifice to God.
I saw a glow agent laughing about /jp/ saying "because they can't resist their little social activity this year's Reitaisai is going to be in space and hosted by Thanos."
I'm in a classroom, Yukari is sitting at the desk to my right. I ask "you have anything to say about that shit?" She says "we're being recorded" and no more. Okina appears in her place, with Yukari moving to his right. He's pretty big and tall in his seat compared to us. I ask "well, how about you?" He starts speaking with a charming dumb-but-smart big brother voice "That stuff's unspeakable" then starts talking about work "when you do the same thing over and over it eventually becomes automatic, then as you work some more your mind reorders its contents..." I see a line of cabinets settling into order "then some hearts line up..." I see some pink hearts line up in front of the cabinets "and you reach a sort of Zen." He also mentions the decorations in the place being important, pointing out that there was a little green snake sticker on the wall of the classroom, in the middle near the roof. Then she says "...but you've already got a Family Guy puppet miming your words, so how are you supposed to function?"

I see Yukari in front of a computer, she's playing something like GTA but I notice there's a lot of purple coloured stuff in the game so I say "Yukari Theft Auto, cool." I want to rest my head on her lap and she lets me, but when I turn to the screen she's now watching Nostalgia Critic. All I see is Doug's ugly bald head noticeably pop up, also his lame sketch partners. I say "ugh, this shit" Yukari gives me a stern look so I say "what, it's not shit?" and she seems to motion yes. I look back but can't take it for long and leave Yukari's lap, sitting nearby. I look at her as some stupid sketch is playing and she just groans like now she thinks it's shit too. She gets annoyed, turns it off and comes over to me, I'm sitting beside her with a picture I had been copying from her of beautiful forked lightning, she grabs a pencil and scribbles all over mine in annoyance, which makes me laugh.

I saw myself stomping on my own Yukari fumo repeatedly, and it was left ruined or something. I say to someone it's because I project all my stress onto it, and that I've nearly killed what's basically my child. She seems to be missing her lower body as I take her to an altar someone called the "Altar of God" and washed it, noticing tendrils of black mould coiling up her arms. I'm carrying it away as I see something calling my fumo "The Dragon"
I come into my room and my Yukari figure is missing her face which seems to be a bad thing. I went over to a restaurant to order roast chicken since this would help somehow.
There's a screen saying "Yukari is my girlfriend, but the only effect is that I'm tired. Also Nopperbou."

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I'm with Yukari in a car. I'm sitting on the car floor in front of her, I'm happy so I call her name hug her arm, she says "you're still pushing my message the wrong way" it makes me sad so I face and look at the car door. She takes off a shoe, holding it over to my face so I sniff, the smell was just regular shoe she had a wicked sexy American accent as she slowly said "you're not horny enough... you're a boy girl, a girl boy... garters..." There were sexy words alongside garters that I forgot.
In my unit, I was fighting with a master who was teaching me, barely staying alive because he generated huge explosions with his punches a martial art called "Death Bong" I survive and learn how to do this myself but master said I'm still going to lose the Shaman Fight, and they were coming not to meet me alive, but dead. I said "even though I'm Flan?" as I look through a book, seeing an image of her.

There were wishes being granted, Yukari said to herself "I wish my boyfriend was cooler..." a guy nearby says "hey, come on, we're making a wish to God" as I see a circular seal with green-teal fungus growing into a shape like Allah covered in spores.
I had a really long name, at least eight with one of them being Augustus.
I see me and it's said Yukari made me God while Okina put The Dragon in my shadow, I see Okina appear through a door on the ground and do so with a little dragon shadow.
I'm walking around when I hear a girl, I thought Yukari, say "I've seen a poster for Doctor Dolittle 2 that looked cooler than you" as I see me walking in a comfy psychiatrist outfit along with a cool little smoke dragon. I walk around some more when I hear it and see it again.
Walking near shops when at least one out of each one had a zombie come out of it I went near a crowded place but thought that just meant it'd spread among them all the more quickly so I ran towards the trees where people were sparse.
I see a meeting of three Patchouli fags around a table. They're represented by avatars of Pache, there's a kind of innocent seeming guy with a big Pache screen along one side of the table, one I don't remember, then a little Patchouli cartoon standing on the table. I thought it was kind of ugly in its standby but when the girl who was the user showed up and its eyes started moving it seemed kind of cute. She said to the guy "you're in love with Patchy" he says "what?" she says "you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about you or someone else having sex with her" and he makes a face to object but then starts thinking about it.

I'm with a girl and I have Okina on the phone, I'm complaining about something, she responds by saying "I once went studying abroad to a Greek college during the summer..." but I can't hear the rest because of the crowd around me became noisy, after it gets quiet I ask "I didn't catch that, Greek, college, Summer, then what?" She says "well that's it, I have no other memories about it than knowing that" and I thought hey that's like me and my dreams. I say "I've been dreaming about Yukari since..." I can see Okina sticking out of a door in front of me looking down on me with a pair of little granny glasses "...since before you were a character!" She says something like about wasting time "trying to go to another world, or digging" the girl with me asks what she means by digging and I guess "she means sticking my head in the sand" but Okina says "digging into the back of your mind." I ask "how do I go to another world anyway?" she says "no lights, no candles, no..." but the crowd around us became loud again. I thought I'd ask her after they died down but when they did the phone was playing ending music and I figured shes gone.

I enter the 4th dimension along with a girl, maybe Kaguya. Moving around in a laboratory, being in the 4th dimension made it so we waded through the floor like which split apart into polygonal prisms with red sides, feeling between swimming and wading through tall grass. We come to a big tv screen which a green dragon, Ryujin, appears on, telling us some stuff. Afterwards we leave the 4th dimension and laboratory, but I still have the option to open my menu like Ds3 and in the option can switch to a option to "Oversoul" which changes things to 4th dimensional no-clip. I'm driving a bus, on the very wide road's right side was an annoying guy appearing as a face on a little slime that kept mutiplying to flood the road so I steered left as possible, he flooded the road completely but it was shallow enough to ford my way into an entrance into a river. I see a Touhou character in a swimsuit washed through the river as she gets snagged on a couple of invisible lines near the waist and chest. There's a few dozen characters caught like this, their swimsuits stretching with the flow. I see Cirno who's stretching her onepiece suit way further than anyone else. I come over to Eirin, I tease her by looking left and right into her stretched swimsuit as she embarassedly dodges to avoid my gaze.

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On the inner back of Eirin's onepiece swimsuit was a sigil that made me think of Yukari's, purple one with the crowns, except it was light-blue. Eirin asks me where Kaguya was, I look next to her and see Kaguya's swimsuit, which was like a kimono, hanging out on the line. I look around on the "ground" and find the Kaguya dummy from the rainbow throne dream, I pick it up and say "I found her!" as I wildy wave it around in front of Eirin who doesn't seem amused. I see behind her Kaguya but with dragon horns and black skin standing still, and on the ground near her a comb. I say "she's behind you, she fused with Ryujin but she dropped her comb." When I woke from this and went back to sleep I just saw the last view again, being told that Kaguya is in Dragonform and the comb is her Twinkling Dragon Torso Stone. Also when I first entered the river I was bothered by moving around in it, opening the menu to switch to Oversoul but the option was blank so I thought it must be a test.

I was with a girl who's maybe Yukari, I met with a guy and she was acting like she bragging about my muscle, waving my left arm around but not letting my roll up my sleeve, I make her knock it off then show off my bicep to the guy, he says "you reached the limit with your current weights, now there's two thing you can do." I said "get heavier weights" as I imagined my bicep exploding painfully, or, all three of us said together excitedly "steroids!"

I saw myself in bed, there was a grid like a wave passing over me with a thin drag in its flow caused by my Lapis Lazuli chunk. My Lapis was Ryujin.(I only just thought of it now but it's like Sekiro) I was scared of scaring off a Japanese artist which made Ryujin say "what?" since he didn't understand why.

I was walking down a path with others and there was the subroute to climb Rising Dragon Mountain. I had already climbed it a couple times before. I saw a chart with ticks and crosses showing approval or disapproval of me doing it again from a few dozen Touhou characters. Patchouli was for me doing so, Koakuma was against, but Koakuma(m) was for.

At a table there's screen showing me a bunch of people in a chart with the number of damage they've done fighting against a machine, a girl encourages me saying "Otae's hits *really* hurt!" as I see her slashing with a samurai sword.

These dreams were maybe over a month ago, the first dreams in thread were ~50 days ago.

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There's a guy in a spaceship that's plummeting to Earth, I look out the window thinking damn that looks scary. Then I'm in a classroom, a guy calls out "yeah, it better be "no onions"" like I said when I ordered some steamed dim sims recently, and I said "yeah, I'm getting fucking test."

I was driving around fast but not really able to move in the right direction I needed to go. I go to a hospital, I see Eiliot Reid/Yukari whose boyfriend had gone through a load of shit for her come up to her and she says she needs to get muscles or she wont have sex, then he's sent off. Turk/Okina(?) is next to her and gives her a stunned look and she says "yeah I don't mind, it can just be a depression relationship." It ends up with Turk chasing her through the hall, as they come near a wheelchair old person Turk grabs her and they trip into and fall with the wheelchair, their faces gaining age and wrinkles as they fell.

I'm in bed channeling my energy in the best way to produce energy and testosterone and exercising, but thinking I still need test to really start growing, then thinking damn producing test now wont help the blood test results I need to show up as low test to get a script if I want it legally.

I'm leaving a hospital with Yukari, she goes up to a couple of Yukarifag girls, one of them wearing her hat. She pats one of their heads and says to them "you're easy to handle." I look at her like I want her to be nice to me but walks off with me following.

I see Yukari talking with others outside a hospital, she has an iron ring and as long as she does the Truth is just Arrogance.

Those were today. Recently I was in a room with some other guys, I finished off a cigarette, flick it into the trash then sit broodily on a recliner and say "I'm fucking lame." They look at eachother like they think I'm cool so I roll up my shirt showing my lankiness. One of them laughs, he says he'll get steroids soon, although it's gonna cost me. I say it's not enough, I need someone to punch me. He wonders why and I say getting punched all over makes you bigger and tougher. We stand in front of eachother and he punches me in the chest and shoulders for a while before another guy takes over for him.

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There's a guy in a spaceship that's plummeting to Earth, I look out the window thinking damn that looks scary. Then I'm in a classroom, a guy calls out "yeah, it better be "no onions"" like I said when I ordered some steamed dim sims recently, and I said "yeah, I'm getting fucking test."

I was driving around fast but not really able to move in the right direction I needed to go. I go to a hospital, I see Eiliot Reid/Yukari whose boyfriend had gone through a load of shit for her come up to her and she says she needs to get muscles or she wont have sex, then he's sent off. Turk/Okina(?) is next to her and gives her a stunned look and she says "yeah I don't mind, it can just be a depression relationship." It ends up with Turk chasing her through the hall, as they come near a wheelchair old person Turk grabs her and they trip into and fall with the wheelchair, their faces gaining age and wrinkles as they fell.

I'm in bed channeling my energy in the best way to produce energy and testosterone and exercising, but thinking I still need test to really start growing, then thinking damn producing test now wont help the blood test results I need to show up as low test to get a script if I want it legally.

I'm leaving a hospital with Yukari, she goes up to a couple of Yukarifag girls, one of them wearing her hat. She pats one of their heads and says to them "you're easy to handle." I look at her like I want her to be nice to me but she just walks off with me following.

I see Yukari talking with others outside a hospital, she has an iron ring on and as long as she does the Truth is just Arrogance.

Those were today. Recently I was in a room with some other guys, I finished off a cigarette, flick it into the trash then sit broodily on a recliner and say "I'm fucking lame." They look at eachother like they think I'm cool so I roll up my shirt showing my lankiness. One of them laughs, he says he'll get steroids soon, although it's gonna cost me. I say it's not enough, I need someone to punch me. He wonders why and I say getting punched all over makes you bigger and tougher. We stand in front of eachother and he punches me in the chest and shoulders for a while before another guy takes over for him.

>> No.39087778 [DELETED] 

Serious shit...

>> No.39087894

>>39056511
Keep going

>> No.39088085 [DELETED] 

Everyone loves some mystery - especially the unsolved variety - but some mysteries are so far reaching as to impact thousands or even millions of people. It was on December 14 when the impossible happened, and looking back now perhaps it was impossible indeed. We were told that a 20-year-old so-called "autistic kid" with no clear motive opened up on a classroom full of elementary school children; allegedly killing 20 first graders, 6 adults, and himself. Only two women were reported to have survived their injuries, including Natalie Hammond and a woman whose identity was initially redacted.

Prior to his shooting spree, Adam Lanza was said to have murdered his own mother, Nancy Lanza, in her bed. So the story goes. In the immediate aftermath, skeptics felt that there was something terribly wrong with the official story and the way the media reported it: With the way the parents acted, with the way the neighbors acted, with the way law enforcement acted.

A lack of physical and video evidence also enhanced the curiosity of the skeptics. A strong public reaction quickly followed the usual press conferences and interviews resulting in a few YouTube videos receiving over 10 million views. As time went on, public reaction died down and the anomalous behavior was swept under the rug and forgotten. However, a few independent journalists and concerned citizens never forgot, and stayed the course for deciding to investigate the event for themselves to see once and for all if the event was in fact real or staged. Did the conspicuous acting of Robert Parker, the stumbling and fumbling coroner, and the apparent walking around at the firehouse point to a sinister staged event for specific government and corporate agendas? Or were these perceived red flags just a figment of our imagination?

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Shakespeare wrote, "All the world is a stage." After the Sandy hook event, the stage was set for the parents of the alleged victims to promote gun control, mental health checks and far out school security measures and changes to school curriculums. All the while collecting hundreds of thousands of dollars through government grants and donations. Some actors on the stage are literally just that: actors. Some are entertainers and some are connected to groups that would benefit from this agenda. Let us look at a few examples.

Francine Lobis Wheeler, mother of alleged victim Ben Wheeler, is a former personal assistant to the finance chairwoman of the Democratic Commitee, Maureen White. Both Maureen White and her husband Steven Rattner are members of the council on foreign relations. Rattner is known to have "ruffled feathers with gun control advocate Michael Bloomberg." according to the New York Times. Francine is an actor and a singer who performed such amazing hits as "Jumping to Conclusions", "Nicky Nicky Knock Knock", and "I can't tie my shoes". She also starred in the animated porn "Mutant Aliens" in 2001 as the voice of Josie. Her husband David is also an actor. He ironically starred in the dark gun film "Faithful" in 2001. Both can be seen lobbying for gun control in various mainstream media interviews. In fact, Francine became the first person other than Obama or vice president Biden to deliver the White House's weekly address.

Mark Barden, father of alleged victim Daniel Barden, is a lifelong entertainer, composer, and musician. As shown on the whitehouse.gov website, Barden leads policy in outreach efforts for Sandy Hook promise; and organization that is committed to changing policy in the areas of mental health, gun access, enhanced school security and reduction of firearm magazines. Nicole Hockley, mother of Dylan, graduated from Trinity college where she majored in English and theater. She has publicly admitted regret over not continuing her acting and directing career. Perhaps with Sandy Hook she got her shot. Jimmy Greene, father of Ana Márquez-Greene, is an entertainer and musician. Both he and his wife, Nelba Márquez-Greene, are strong advocates for gun control. Scarlett Lewis, mother of Jesse Lewis, is pushing school curriculum with a new age cognitive training. In pursuit of this, she was joined by a former CIA agent, Christopher Cook, as well as Barack Obama's sister Maya Soetoro. She can be seen practicing this technique in front of an older sized Newtown "Choose Love" banner. Her communications degree is no doubt handy at speaking events. She appears to revel in the reaction to her preposterous and frankly unbelievable stories of Jesse mystically singling her from beyond the grave; a medicine sheol in order to forward her school curriculum agenda.

Michele and Bob Gay, Alissa and Robbie Parker, Cindy and Mark Mattioli, Christa and Rich Ricos, all parents of alleged victims have teamed up with Safe and Sound Security. Claiming to keep kids safe, Safe and Sound Security has partnered with navigate security that surveys entire schools with 360 degree video feeds of classrooms, utility closets and hallways. In addition to schools, navigate security also monitors government buildings such as the town hall and library in Michele's hometown in Massachusetts

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As founder of Safe and Sound security, Michele Gay has promoted this Orwellian school security system throughout the US. NaviGate has even donated a system in honor of Michele Gay's alleged daughter. Lenny Pozner and Veronique Holly Pozner, are the parents of Noah. Lenny has concerned himself with people who believe Sandy Hook was a hoax. He has participated in group discussions, chats, blogs, and has talked to many researchers. In his article published by the Hartford Courant, he bashes people who he terms "conspiracy theorists" and "hoaxers". Lenny is the chairman and CEO of HONR, a company that specializes in removal of internet slander, internet defamation, mugshots, defamation of character, and online public records. This guy's company would come in handy to any Sandy Hook hoax perpetrators with prior convictions. He could ultimately remove any negative associations from the internet. Could he be hanging around online bloggers and researchers for he purpose or protecting the Sandy Hook parents? His wife Veronique Holly Pozner's angle is best decribed by Tyranny News Network.

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I'm with a faggot I know irl, we're watching a fighting game and a fight starts between a tag team of Pram the Oracle with herself against a couple of guys. Pram does nothing but fly away around the screen while spamming ice orb projectiles so the faggot says "bitch!" I say "yeah, not as bad as Yukari though, she's the worst."
Im in a bed with the faggot next to me, we see Yukari at the other end of the room doing something on the computer, she finishes then gets into bed with him so I pull her off onto myself but he's tangled up in our feet or something saying "mmm feels good."
In the same room but Yukari's gone, the faggot is making sex noises so I shut him up with a smack.
In a big shed, someone mentions the "Honeyrider" and how his name is gay as fuck. After a while I ask who's the Honeyrider, is it me? It turns out to be the faggot from before as he comes at me. I try slashing him up but his body's made of honey, but his head was normal so when I starting going for that he called a friend who grabbed me in a charge and kept running with me. I was hitting him but it didn't do much in the dream so I thought I'd believe in Lambdadelta to do actual damage, after attacking some more I started slicing off his ear like a Concord Kept when the faggot called him off. I was punching the faggot but then false awake except in the exact same spot, so I say "how the fuck did I get here, my license is suspended" as the other people there wondered too.
In the bed room from before, there's a picture of Yukari with a red lace floating around her in a circle like a barrier. I'm clinging onto the picture like I'm saying "fuck off, leave us alone" to the faggot who's in the room watching me.
Back in the bed room before, I put on a Touhou Destination Calabria video but then wonder if that faggot can see as I pause it, check a username list and see his name.
In a room with Yukari and Ran. Yukari's sitting on a sofa giving me silent treatment, then I was surprised because Ran was doing it too. I lay on the sofa and hold Yukari on me though she turns into a cat that tries to get free.
I visit a non-/jp/ /jp/ board, there's a thread on The Simpsons so I wonder if Yukari has posted in it. I see a post saying "The Lace is shitposting his dreams again" someone replies to him "you're just as bad with shitposting your dreams."
Go to a house I've lived in and it's like a tourist spot with stands on the road outside. I buy a corndog and go up into the house. I'm standing in a hall next to a bed with a blanket bunched up on it as black tribesmen invade the house with spears killing everyone though ignoring me, as I thought I might actually be under that blanket.
I go with a bunch of schoolpeople into a class where we play Monster Hunter World. The map was huge.I fought against unremembered monster using dual swords, slashed up its tongue while it was open and broke it, then I broke its claws, then started slashing up its tail but it flew off and a Gravios appeared on the map in its stead. Someone wondered why we had to play this game, it was responded it had to due with the world becoming corrupted. In the classroom was a page with a spread of many tarot cards, there were three knight cards next to eachother, the Knight of Cups was pink, someone pointed to it and said it was me.
I see a picture of a 6 tailed brown kitsune(me), with Yukari on a leash.
I walk around a gallery, there's a long haired brown girl in front of one exhibit of a love art piece from the renaissance. I stand next to her and see it's an empty room with nice furniture, with only a little love note carved onto the floor. I put my arm around her and look at it for a bit.
Go into a room with Yukari in it, I go up to her and kiss her, using tongue for a while as I eventually false awaken kissing my blanket.
I'm driving with Yukari, there's a guy in a car behind us who's another boyfriend I guess. He was doing something that was pissing her off, smoking, or maybe it was his car she didn't like. After telling him off repeatedly she gets out of my car, goes up to him and says if he doesn't stop she'll have sex with her brother(me). She comes back into my car as I say "you're so mean! I love you!" then she imitates "I love you I love you" in a retarded voice.
I see Yuuka and made as if I was going to kiss her but woke up.
There's a guy who comes into a room with me and a couple of others saying "after that sissy's PUNISHMENT thread dies I'm going to post the sex." He had a gem made out of a beautiful girl he was going to swallow and fuse with. I say "you bastard! Great idea, but you bastard!" as I and the others grab gems made of beautiful girls and do the same. Everyone but me seemed to become a gigantic kraken, one of them saying "the Transformer's cube is so amazing!" as they did so, while I became Dragon God and flew up on top of a skyscraper.

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You may remember Veronique Pozner, or Veronique Haller Pozner. Her detailed memorial for Noah Pozner, the son who she claims to have lost, was featured by CNN's Anderson Cooper. Take some time to learn more about Veronique Haller and you're find she's a legal counselor for the government of Switzerland. You can reach her directly at Switzerland's embassy in Washington. How can we be certain this is the same Veronique Haller Pozner? It was widely reported she was a nurse-like profession. Get yourself a copy of the 7th annual conference of the state's parties to amended protocol 2 to the Prohibitions or Restrictions of the use of Certain Conventional Weapons which may be Deemed to be Excessively Injurious or to have Indiscriminate Effects. She is listed as a diplomatic collaborator for the federal department of foreign affairs representing Switzerland. Her real life mission to prohibit weapons mirrors her actions while engaged in the grieving mother scam. While pretending to have lost a 6 year old child to a gunwielding madman, she said "I think he had a mother who, at worst aided and abetted him." She added, "I think there was gross irresponsibility." - words more fitting of an attorney than a nurse.

It gets much worse though. As I said, she is only pretending to have lost a child. Following the trail of Veronique's friends and family, you arrive at Patricia Ordonez Holler. Right at the top of her Facebook photos page we see tha familiar face of Noah Pozner and what looks like his sister and two drawings obviously made by a child about 6. But, the strange heading above the photos reads "10 years ago. Happy birthday Kevin! We love you." One of the two drawings reads, "Happy Dirk. Have a great birthday at the island! From Kevin". Examining the photo, we've all been told is of Noah, we see its EXIF date is Saturday, December 15th, 2012, only one day after the sandy hook event. Isn't it more likely the photo said to be that of Noah is really that of Kevin taken ten years ago?

And it is confirmed despite many claiming otherwise that Veronique is in fact from Switzerland. An article from Haaretz focusing on Noah Pozner dated December 28th, 2012 states, "Veronique was born in Switzerland to French parents who raised her in Scarsdale, N.Y." Can it be considered a mere coincidence that two Veronique Hallers, both from Switzerland, are calling for unconstitutional gun control measures in the US? Veronique's anti-assault weapon stance is echoed with most of the visible Sandy Hook characters and has been shown to go to extreme lengths as in the case of Mark Barden and his children. Whether you are anti-gun or pro-gun is not the issue. The issue at hand is that legislation has been passed as a result of the lobbying of these parents after an event that, as you will see, may be entirely fabricated. As a result of the passing of senate bill 11-60, Connecticut citizens have publicly voices their frustrations.

>> No.39095692 [DELETED] 

The Sandy Hook characters are larger than life. They are not afraid to lobby, speak publicly, or pursue their agenda, all the while looking comfortable doing it. Sandy Hook funds reaching upwards of as much as $27 million dollars have been issued out to victim's family members. Yet, parents such as the Kowalski's are still comfortable requesting annual goals for as much as $500,000 while soliciting for these goals at public events. The information presented regarding the Sandy Hook parents is public, can be found by anyone, and is a culmination of research done by many people throughout the past 2 years. The aforementioned background information was included in this segment to arm you with essential information to get you closer to the event. Watching the mainstream media will only give you one side of the coin as many media pendents have claimed that the Sandy Hook characters were not actors or entertainers. yet, throughout the past 2 years independent researchers have proved otherwise. And despite their claim that the Sandy Hook event would not define them, the Sandy Hook characters have virtually given up their day job and obtained a full time lobbying position. From Delaware, to Illinois, to Arizona, the Sandy Hook parents have traveled the country promoting their agendas.

Remember when Robbie Parker walked out on stage to speak to the media the day after his daughter died? Although common sense would tell you he was acting, this documentary will not focus on pure speculation. Instead, the intention is to give you a broader background and a new perspective on the reality that is Sandy Hook.

>> No.39102012 [DELETED] 

There are many troubling and suspiciously anomalous characteristics to the event, but what really solidified by gut feeling that something was obscenely wrong with the situation was the blatant coverup and official concealment of evidence to the point where you have to ask whether there was any evidence that this event took place whatsoever. We could postulate this coverup began more than a year before the event when raised bill SB 1054 - an act concerning the disclosure of pediatric autopsy reports - was introduced in the Connecticut legislature. Initially opposed by chief medical examiner Wayne Carver as redundant, he later inexplicably did an about-face in support of the bill which would end up being passed in October 2011; effectively concealing all pediatric autopsy reports from public examination. Why do this? Was this ever a problem? Fast forward to the weekend of the event. Debbie Aurelia, Newtown town clerk, effectively breaks the law by refusing requests from the associated press, the New York Post, The Hartford Courant, and other media for copies of the death certificates of the victims. Ms. Aurelia, the subject of two ethics hearings in 2010, and the future wife of Sandy Hook fire chief Bill Halstead, soon went so far as to craft legislation with state representatives Bolinsky, Hovey and McKinney to restrict all death records and marriage records for perpetuity across the state of Connecticut.

Professional genealogists were vehemently opposed along with the press. Editorials were run against it in papers are nationally prominent as the New York Times. As public suspicion intensified, the coverup went into full swing as the original bill was amended to include public release of 911 calls, any photographs, and even witness statements. The alleged victims' families were even brought to the capitol to lobby for the bill - going so far as to stand on the floor of the legislature on the last night of deliberation. They continually stressed the non-release of photos of dead children, even though no request had been made, and the release of such photos had been unheard of. Supporters went so far as to bring race into the debate by enlisting the black and Puerto Rican caucus to push for the bill to cover all homicides in Connecticut, thereby making all homicide records inaccessible to Freedom of Information requests. Parents also continually brought up in press conferences that they feared the use of such material by conspiracy theorists and internet bloggers. The bill, which had been drafted in secret behind closed doors and without the usual opportunity for public comment, passed at 2 A.M on the last night of legislature before adjournment. It left the release of 911 calls up for debate but the release of all other records for all homicides in Connecticut would be left up to the discretion of the families.

The bill passed unanimously with only 2 no votes and was signed by governor Malloy on June 5th, 2013. Outrage over the bill from the Freedom of Information advocates led to the formation of the Victim's Privacy and Public's Right to Know task force. The 17 member task force was weighed heavily in favor of privacy with only two representatives on the side of the Freedom of Information. They were repeatedly berated in almost every meeting for their perceived insensitivity to the victims' families. Over six months, the panel heard from members of the press, law enforcement, and the victims' families who repeatedly claimed their rights were being violated by those seeking evidence of a crime there was still no substantial proof of having occurred. At the meeting to review the final report of the panel, the two Freedom of Information representatives were surprised to learn that a five year prison term Class D felony provision for the public release of information pertaining to any homicide had been inserted as a recommendation in the report. The report was approved with 15 member support; the two Freedom of Information members abstaining with strong objections. The report resulted in the drafting of senate bill 388 which proposed the non release of any information that would constitute "Unwarranted invasion of personal privacy" applicable to any person - not just the families of crime victims. All victims and witnesses names would also remain private. In effect, the bill left it to law enforcement to decide what information it would release. The implications are horrendous. Those considered wrongfully convicted have no access to information for appeal and the decision to release information pertaining to corruption and a wide array of abuse by law enforcement would be left to that same law enforcement agents.

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There was a guy following me to a train station saying I lost to him. I was supposed to board a train with Hecatia but the train was full and left without me, I clung to the door but the operator reversed the train and told me to get off.
Sitting on an office chair outside a train station, looking at a picture of Yukari with a big futa cock and balls, the dick was inverted half-way and she was surrounded by a gap showing that her cum was little dicks. I stuck my hand in pants despite it being in public but it started raining so I went under a bus shelter and thought someone else would probably come so I switched to the version of the image that had no gap and didn't show her dick.
Saw a Yukarifag posting something about Yukari having a white face and saying "well, at least you're like me in your obsession, and that one dream seemed to foreshadow her jumping out the window on you."
I was Rance outside the station, I lost something, had a little Remi or something I sent at someone but it didn't work and I don't remember this part well.
I was carrying around a woman's ass, wanting to entrust it to someone, though thinking that it's really hard to take care of as I thought of a whole bunch of shit I had to do for it.
There's a guy holed up in a room near the station, I gave him a bunch of figures of girls thinking it'd help him but when I came back later his room was a padded asylum with insane scribbles in one corner, he came up to me talking about one of those girls coming to claim his virginity.
Another guy living in a room near the station who seems crazy, I go into his place with him and a weird Yukari and he tries to have her grab me to make me stay. She grabs me but some of my shirt tears off as I run for the door, he calls for Homer to grab me and I sort of expected a hand to reach out of a wall or the door to grab me but nothing happened as I left. I thought, aren't I Homer? As I'm see I'm wearing his clothes and the torn bit was already patched up with some crappy looking brown white cloth, and I thought about when I go to class tomorrow a hand might pop out of a desk to grab me.

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Big tarot reading spread showing that I was The Honey to a girl who represents The World, not Yukari, and because of this I got drive-by'd while walking outside.
Walking the street up to the place I live, I walked on the edge of the sidewalk and other "borders" while I heard someone in a class talking shit about me. I come to the class, the teacher gives a writing prompt of "a rose" or maybe love. I'm inside writing about Yukari showing up and actually not treating me like shit when someone passes by the window behind me so I turn around and hiss at him, as he gives an annoyed look in passing, then turn back to my page and write "hisssss!"
Flying around, I flew up on a slope where there was a gameshow host and the contestants were at the bottom. One of them was Yukari with another girl. Me appearing nearby caused an alarm to sound so Yukari and the girl ran off and the show was over. Another Yukari appears and says "10 lions" as I fall on the ground and she whips my back with a knotted whip, I could feel the pain but pleasure started mixing in which is why I think she stopped at 6 whips.
Run into Yukari at some other place and got alarm'd again.

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In a backyard playing around with Yukari and others. I ask if she loves me, maybe she says yes but since red lace only appeared around one arm and both legs rather than both legs and arms I said she didn't mean it. I said to a guy "well, I can just go buy some lace to put around the remaining arm, that would work right, totally not just insane is it?" and he seems to encourage me. We set off for a store, immediately leaving the backyard there's a rack with a red pair of scissors which I grab like they'll do it while that guy laughs at the idea of trying to make her mine.
In a tall building centered around a cult someone was led up to the top floor by a member betraying them, the leader then falls to the ground floor in demonic power armour saying if anyone can strip this devil's armour off him they'll be freed and that he hates that he has to announce this because of his contract. I'm fighting with him in a Devil May Cry game, he would grab me and charge me around, also stealing some item off me which makes it so I can grab him in a choke hold where I have to point the analog sticks in the right direction. The fight's sort of put on hold as I'm looking through my inventory, there's milk that changes colour when I want revenge from theft so I know when I can grab and another that was an offering to a goddess of sweet dreams, since her name made me think arahitogami lets say amayumegami. The description said that making offerings to her disturbs the goddess of disturbing dreams. Yukari shows up and wants some pills off me offering me a bunch of $1 coins. I thought she could buy a pill bottle for cheaper and more so I handed them over but she kept the coins, but pulled out a sheet of paper showing some weird Thanos entity saying I should become him, I said fuck no as I'm prying the coins out of her hands as a girl shows up pointing back at the cult leader bossfight asking if either of us ever bother to 100% games and we both said no. She said instead of us trying to get the other to do it why don't we play together on stream while the whole world watches.

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In a tall room with a bunch of others, Yukari floating above us. Someone tells her to build a sacrificial tower, Yukari gives a moment of silence, I say "as long as you're okay with being the first one sacrificed." She builds it then floats down near us, selecting one person who was a false follower, taking him up atop the tower, torturing him for a bit then beheading him, his body parts falling inside the tower.
In either this thread or Yukari's, saw people posting about an animation that was the sac tower dream just before, I thought, "it wasn't a dream?"
In a stairwell place, there's a ghost of some dude bothering me at one door so I left shit by it.
At a little gathering outdoor round a table, the ghost of that ginger comes saying "you have to keep fighting if you want Yukari's love, when does love become love anyway?"
There's rows of desks lined up before a stage, Yukari is up there but I don't remember anything she said. A guy next to me did some pushups and she did it as well though they both did them very poorly. I see some thing at the right of the hall saying someone(me) picked up a red and blue gemstone but was failing to do much with it, also mentioning some other thing that was also me failing to do much with it. I notice Sengoku Nadeko sitting at the desk on my left. Yukari makes fun of me somehow.
I see an Angus Nicneven webpage that was the Pnakotic Manuscripts, it had 5 or 6 links to other pages that I just clicked on all of before immediately returning each time, with another layer of distorted bgm being added to the page each time, on one subpage or the main page was a 999999 watcher saying I was the one who had to stop the corruption from destroying everything as the webpage turned into a bsod although black with orange text. Then I'm in a mall, Angus goes into a storeroom with an older guy, coming out with a couple of magic-boosting artifacts he hands me as I say thanks. One of them has a little knob that I'm using as an analog stick for a Disgaea game, my party being Killia, Red Magnus, and a couple other melee protagonists who were about lvl 20-25 and myself, a flaming sorcerer who was lvl 30. There was a battle against a lvl80-100 Charizard that I started, using a powerful flame spell that only did about 10% of its hp.
Walking a dirt road with others, I notice I'm naked I'm saying it's the dream's fault, someone points out the bushes have a bunch of clothes in them so I get dressed, I leave the others going up into a house, entering a room where a couple native Americans were smoking hookah with another guy.

>> No.39144464

zzz

>> No.39144474

Stupid tranny jannies deleted half the posts

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Playing Dota 2 as Nature's Prophet on Radiant's side. I pushed mid lane until the barracks was destroyed then died, I saw that our bottom barracks was lost, I respawned in time to defend the Ancient, tp'd and spawned trees around it though my team mates had pushed top lane and destroyed their Ancient just then. There was someone on the enemy team who could turn someone else into big black blob with bones sticking out of it though there could only be one and the weaker they were the more beautiful it looked.
I was at a mall looking through pictures of Yukari and Okina, each was a different colour and had one of them far in the distance with fences along the way.
I turned into a spirit of Dragon God looming over the mall, I struck my index finger down into the Boost Juice shop.

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I had three hand guns that were red, blue and I don't remember the other colour. Some guy asks as if he's seen similar things "is that what you get when you die?" I say "these dreams are what I get for playing Dark Souls."
In a not-so-crowded hall adjacent to a crowded one. Someone mentions me not being good with crowds, Shizuka Masou suddenly appears as if she isn't good with them either. We both go out into the crowded hall. She had been in front of me in the mix of the crowd but started returning to the previous room. There were a couple of people coming through the door but she didn't wait, instead they just push against eachother at the door for a few seconds until I pull her back, let them through, then go with my arm around her. Walking with her in the other room I thought she's a very good woman to pair with, the mental image of her assets coming to mind.
I had a line up of black cards that some girls commented on, specifically the one I looked at. It had a picture of an asylum that I had left but was apparently going to return to, it said "You can listen. But...<unremembered>"
Outside Ariandel Chapel, around its right side, I see one forlorn with a raggy walking frame get hugged by another and think "wow that's a rare animation" then kill them. I see one forlorn on the left side who was watching vomit, thinking "that's a rare animation too" as I go inside. The Chapel looks like a half-constructed modern building with a lot of graffitti around it. Maybe it was graffitti but "Elfgard" came to mind. At the far end of the Chapel was a bricked-up doorway, but it was just a wall standing in front of the actual end that I went around. I left through the end and was walking outside somewhere thinking about Hecatia.
In a classroom, there's a horny retard on my right, Shinki is sitting at a desk on my left and says she wouldn't mind having sex with him. I think "welp, there's goes my mom." I see Yukari and wonder what she thinks of my thoughts. Leaving the class, the retard goes berserk because of a gemstone on his head that was malfunctioning. I tried to get him to calm down, after a bit someone comes with a replacement and we fix him. Nearby is Yukari with another girl, Yukari had a picture of Chen since maybe she had gone berserk and had to be fixed like that guy. The girl laughs at the weird way Yukari acts, I ask about it and she said Yukari texted her saying she had sex, I ask "who with!?" She says "I asked and she said "if you say "me" that makes you King of the World."
I come up to Pontiff arena, thinking about how it's associated with Yukari, so I go to enjoy the view at its rim. The railing is missing and there's a canyon with a fast strong river flowing through it below, with a hot busty girl bathing in it. She looks up to me saying something about burning the image into my eyes. I make my way down and join her in front of the mammoth skeleton in the river she held herself against. I hugged her for a bit until I noticed a sushi shop nearby, me and her go over and the shop owner says she used to catch his fish and clean his dishes.

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When I went into the crowded hall I saw a guy I knew, I grabbed him by the arm but he turned around a different person. I thought "Huh? Ninja replacement?" I went to grab the arm of a girl expecting the same thing and she turned around as a guy. Then I saw Shizuka heading back.

>> No.39183435

Zzz

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Running a race. I was Flan, Yukari and others were ahead of me. In my right hand was a straight sword which I struck against the ground a couple of times, hard enough to cause a visible shockwave like a shadow that quickly flickered along the track.
I was with Yuyuko, there was some guy running for an election. She said he wasn't bad so I told her off bringing up an error in her judgement. She retorted by saying "yeah, well, my boobs are bigger than yours." Then I noticed I was a girl and her breasts were indeed slightly bigger.

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In a kitchen with a girl, she was hinting that Yukari was cheating until she came into the room.
I was in a race, there was a weird old guy in front of me and Yukari behind, we came to a checkpoint or something. I waited for Yukari and grabbed her, I saw the old man was still around and asked him to distract the guards at the stop point for me, he ran in front of them to do so as I flew out and up into the sky. Yukari was unresponsive like she wasn't even there, I flew up and said to my headphones "play Bio-Magnetic Tunnel Transport" but it misheard me and called up some supplier girl talking about gains so I tried again but it misheard again so I gave up. I flew over the city and crash landed near a black tribesman, he said "you have long hair like a king." I said "I am a king" he brought up some asshole king who had ruined everything a while back so I said I wasn't like him. He led me to his tribe and they all gathered around me. I asked something like "what do about a woman..." One of them guesses something, I say he's wrong, another guesses cheating and I show he's right. One tribesman says "oh well, everyone's about to turn into a centipede out there anyway" so I smack him, the chief rebukes me so I say sorry. He starts telling me something but Yukari, as a long thin steel rope-worm with pincer mouthparts, comes out of a nearby vent whipping around the tribe causing chaos before I bite onto her and she retracts until I'm being held against the vent as she's screaming stuff at me and I'm just summarizing in my head "Yukari, worm, vent, I'm biting her."
I was sitting somewhere when a crow haphazardly landed on my shoulder, I thought cool, but one means bad luck so I started saying "how's the wife?" when another lands on my shoulder. Then they started talking saying the situation's really dire for me. I asked what to do about it and they repeated a few times "stupidity" and I thought it probably meant posting naster's video. Saw them in human form as a male and female before they flew away.
Saw an image of Yukari like she's the sun as I've seen before but it was shattered, showing an orange rose through the break.
Saw glowing text "naster" like it was a helpful positive thing.
In a flooded pathway, there was a Yukarifag who Black Flame'd me, I noticed my health was really tiny in this area, I went after him with a 2h straight sword landing a few hits that killed him.

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This fucker talked shit without saying who he was(I play by Character Name) nor responding to challenge so my dumb arrogant ass talked a load of shit back, turns out he had clips saved up of him killing and dung pieing me, ironic.

A girl laughed at my name "Soeltaar" because of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaCmRaPEvo
I said "yeah well
FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hOevNUg0gM
HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HqhAhQaVI

Yukari laughed at my name Soeltaar, I didn't bother bringing up anything.

I saw "Faggot" in blue and red.
With a crowd, a guy popped up out of a big metal tube, Yukari was nearby and said "he is our leader." I said "he is a faggot", noticing he was wearing pink leopard underwear and short top, and since Yukari said nothing back I thought she agreed. He said something that made me slash at him but he disappeared without a fight. Someone called me saying he's coming where they are but much stronger.

Saw a Ds3 video of me and another guy fighting someone, the camera was left behind as we went into a building and came out after killing him. There were two songs playing over it, the second of which was Ego Brain.

I was with someone, looking at a Yukari figure I said "it's a love that can overcome anything..." in a weak shaking voice.

There was an assembly I was going to, but the lyrics "love prevails over all" popped into my head as my left eye felt not like it was tearing up but like it was dislodged a little, but the emotion was the same. I thought "fuck this shit, I'm going to go think about Yukari" As I'm walking away there's a wall falling on the path to prevent exit, there's a girl ahead of me warning but I just manage to make it through okay, then she points out a teacher behind the wall who used a control to make sure I wasn't crushed.

I was fighting naster in smash bros, I was Zelda and he was another girl. First round I do ~170% to him and I'm at ~80% before time runs out without either knocking out so I win. My girl calls herself "Cassie" while his calls herself "Porno" Next round there's a whole bunch of item shit going on that gets me knocked out quickly, then knocked out again quickly after coming back due to some big head smashing me. I say "fuck, how can this happen to me" as I respawn and throw a Pokeball into the chaos.

I was flying over a coastline, there were girls who were guardians that came after me but I charmed them, they were flying behind me over the land but when naster's video appears in front of me a few disassociated with me.

I killed naster in a duel with twinaxes, as I walked over to him I could feel him tense up but I just dropped a Rope Black Firebomb instead of a Stalk Dung Pie so he went "oh."
Around the sleeping giants, fighting with twinaxes against naster while there's a host and his phantom attacking us too. I could level up like in Warcraft 3, choosing between Critical Strike and Lifesteal I pick the former. He parried me, popped my tear with riposte, I rolled away from shivs but just as my stamina runs out I get hit by a Lightning Arrow. Then I see naster rolling away from host+phantom to near where I died, doing a quick cutesy anime girl pose like the V over the eye before dodging away.

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I was going to a laboratory with some others, I had a little figure sized Pram in nekomata form floating around by my side with an aura like a super saiyan but white/blue/icy. We came to a big ice cold pool, someone expressed reluctance to dive to the bottom of it but I said "it's either we go through here or over Antarctica's rim"
I was walking around when my left eye fell out, it turned into a flat holographic plastic rendering of my eye which I trick to stick back into the socket but it would just fall back out. Doremy appears with a huge contract offering to fix it so I start signing. She says my manager Pram wont be happy about this but I say fuck it, better than losing an eye. Then Doremy does some shit, afterwards I see I've got a hideous full-head metal brace holding the eye in its socket, I shrug and say "still better than losing an eye."

I'm in a class, someone tells me my goal is to get milk from the teacher. When the teacher passes by me I grip her by the arm but she shrugs me off with a "no way."

I'm in a bathroom. Yukari comes in and makes for the shower, so I make as if to join her but she says "no way," but before going in she stops as if she feels the need to pay me at least some service, doing a weird spin that flashes her black panties at me a couple of times. Then I'm outside the bathroom doing a Dark Souls parry motion at the door as if I was testing her patience or something, before I see an image of her appear with a giant gap behind her that showed cosmic horror toothy red mouths like space had been swallowed up.

I'm running a track with others, a little midget effect Yukari runs past going really fast so I ditch the girls I was walking with to chase her, but she kept out of reach.
I see Okina, in Lapp's armour, at Pontiff arena. She Stalk Dung Pied back at me a couple times like she was saying "fuck you."
I fought Yukari at Pontiff arena, I used a Harald CGS, but I lost. When I died "SLAVE" appeared on the screen in orange.
I saw Yukari with a box she going to gift me, inside it was either a big red ruby or a dung pie.
At Pontiff arena, I'm on the spectator's bit with Lapp-Okina, before I go down to the edge of the rail where Yukari was standing. I took her panties off then went back to Okina, using the Toast gesture with the panties in my outstretched hand.

I was with some guys, I said to one "you wouldn't believe the bullshit Yukari's putting me through because I'm not gud enough at videogames."
I was playing Ds3 with some guys watching me. I used a Harald CGS until someone sent me a long message talking about how Curved GS is the best weapon class, I just type "too slow" before deleting it because I don't like to talk much. Then I switched to a Scimitar and slashes a CGS user before rolling through his hit as the people watching me say "that's fast."

While half-awake some hypnagogic messages came to me. I saw on Danbooru a picture of a girl with white-blue hair like Keine's, but no hat and I don't remember anything below the neck. I looked at the character tag and it was "Eilienen" I was told "the Hounds of Tindalos are on your side" as I saw an itasha that had Aya Nue Yukari and Tewi on its hood.

Hecatia had tried to send a message to rich people through me, but somehow it backfired. I think "oh well, guess I'll just have to git gud at Twinaxes" Then I was writing up in the air
S T R I V E
T A G N A T E(I'd write this vertically but system think its spam.)
then thought about writing the same thing but with DO/DONT but thought it wasn't as good.
I saw Hecatia in an interview with a kid and their parent but her face was shadowed over so I thought it was a little fragment of Hecatia because she's so busy. I go to a bar and sit between Junko and Hecatia. I see Hecatia read my mind about her plan backfiring before she briskly exited the room. (Like in Hounds of Tinalos I suppose since I read it just before this dream)Junko pours out a bit of her whiskey for me, but since I don't really want it I drink it then try and shotgun her but it spilled a bit over her wide mouth since she didn't expect it.

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I saw a guy looking up at some high far off object of his desire. I was carrying around a Patchouli hat, wig, and dress which I would put on to transform into a Jigoku Shoujo-like entity that would help someone do anything for a high price. I saw myself after a case, as Patchouli in a dim garage atop a giant mound of gold ingots with a little bit of sunlight shining down from above me.

I was playing Fortress Survival Alpha, I'm with another guy looking at our inventories because the builders had three versions of Blink with very long descriptions about how they're used. We say to eachother "I guess the creators really thought this out." I blink into a base that has monsters leaking into it. Since my builder is Patchouli, the base's builder, who was maybe that one big Patchouli avatar guy, yelled "Patchy!!!" as some monsters got near me. Unconcerned, I asked if one building I saw was like a Well as I clicked on it and healed up, then blinked away.

A girl posted at me saying "I can't believe Hecatia made you a goddess under her!"

Next to a car, I thought to myself about Yukari "Hmm, yep. Still the best."
Yukari showed up, we were supposed to teach nursery rhymes to the world that would make her immortal, but instead she just killed me.

In a little classroom, I see Yukari and ask what I'm supposed to be doing. She says "I've left all my instructions for you in those binders." There's two binders, pink and blue, on my desk. When I go to open them they suddenly become thin and the page opens to a sketch of Yukari with her hair drawn in chunks. Then the Yukari in the class transforms into a short blackened Havel with Parting Flame and Murky, coming after me flaming and slashing at me.

With Yukari, we go into a house as she tells me she's still coming to marry me. There's a clarinet in the room so she gets excited talking about how she tutored a girl who won a talent show or something. She goes over and plays the clarinet for a bit. I'm in a different room in the house, Yukari says something about reaching the age of 78 in the middle of the dark ages, I say "that's ancient!" I see a video of a Japanese guy maybe reading my dreams, as he called me "Yukari's boyfriend" and "Flandre."

I see an image of my face, there's another eye below my left eye but it had no pupil, I guessed it was my blind third eye, there was another pair of eyes below this one, I don't know what's with them, then there was a single eye below them, it was Yukari's eye which had a little half-smile below it with a big fang sticking out digging into my flesh, and I wanted to draw another eye and the other half of the smile with another fang. I was told Yukari is a succubus and that she could unpossess me and take over someone else but she would lose all her memories.

Driving down a dirt road, the sky was filled with sparkles and little green auroras so I called it a "Sparkling Night." When we reached the house we were headed to, we got out of the car and saw some of these auroras floating nearby. They were weird little lifeforms I grabbed out of the air. I tried to let them back into the air after I was done looking at them but they wouldn't float, I tried to help for a bit but thought it might be a case of interfering with nature doing more harm than good. I wondered what Yukari would say as I looked back and saw her wave over to the house so I told the rest to leave the things alone on the ground.

Out of an underground base me Yukari and others were going to face an attack. I was leaving through a side entrance alone with Yukari as I said back to someone "yeah, I'm leaving the same way she is, but it's not like I'm going to be clinging onto her, we've got a fight to fight." Yukari had dual weapons and I said that reminded me of her using a different kind of pair weapons, she said "you mean the maracas?" which made me remember her using Drang Hammers. The side entrance we left by was like Giant's Causeway, I flew over to a guy who was attacking us, I grabbed him and channeled lightning through him but he had a hand covered with pepper, which helped earth him somehow, against the ground. I pointed a gun at his hand and threatened to shoot before someone else interrupted.

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There was a big tall black stubby dragon king that was patrolling a blackened ravine carved out of a cliff, there was a race of talking bat people who were oppressed, I let them out somehow, with one of them commenting on me having big black bat wings myself which I could see as if I was standing behind myself.
I was Flan and I could fly by using my wings to manipulate density, which I saw as two sliders like the PSN's clipping function. I flew along a crowded sidewalk, seeing Marisa among them.

I'm talking with a statue of the Great Spirit, at one point interrupted him so I can just stand in front of him trying to remember what he looks like. His round old man head, round eyes, blocky square eagle legs, eagle wings, stood out. I went around to his back and saw a thin thing coming out of his back tucked behind his left wing and asked what it was. He said "Huh? Oh, you mean my cat-snake." We could see in the distance another person atop another Great Spirit statue, I could see below the top part was a big pharoah-like statue and below that some decorations like castle battlements maybe. He fused with the GS and turned into a tall kraken that went around consuming everything and turning it into ink. I said "we better do something about that" so the GS I was with turned into a little energy ball that went inside my head. I then flew over to the other guy, my head phases through his as I bite out the GS that was inside his head, rendering him a normal dude. He says "you fused with the Great Spirit, you really are the Shaman King!" I say "of course" then some bombastic victory rock music plays which makes me laugh. Going into another room, there was a cool heavy metal song playing with lyrics based on the rage people feel over Dark Souls.

I was running through the Ringed City, being chased by Haralds as I was either Yukari or I left my controls to her as she dodged the slashes and I thought about how she was associated with them somehow.
I was with Yukari, but she transformed into a Winter Lantern and chased me, maybe I killed her, as I thought about how cool these dreams would be to tell her.
I was running to Filianore's Church, the pathway was narrow and had a bridge in the middle that some NPCs wearing Scholar's Shed Skin were waiting. When they saw me they called out for help as several more of them appeared along with some Ringed Knights, Haralds, slaves, etc. I ran past them and went into the church.

I came to Pontiff where there were a bunch of dark spirits fighting in the arena. I used bowglitch to swap Ringed Knight Spear's leap onto Morne's Great Hammer then jumped into the crowd using a version of Morne's Rage that instead created a white circle on the ground with more than double the AoE, called a "Nuke" killing everyone with a couple of these. Then I saw the Host watching from the ledge, he was Killface(I barely even watched Frisky Dingo 10+ years ago) I went up next to him and he seemed impressed, saying "Instead of one I'm going to grant you two wishes."

At Pontiff, I was using glitch to cast Sacred Flame with Lighting Bow, but instead switched it to Lightning Spear which only has the melee lightning bolt when cast like that. I chased(rolled after) a guy until I hit him with it and it did ~800 damage but in orange text. An orange-lightning glitch artifact was created on the spot, looking like Morne's Great Hammer but trimmed down into an Ultra Greatsword.

In a classroom, on my computer I'm looking at /jp/. There's like 12 Yukari threads back-to-back in the bump order of the catalogue. I click on one and it's just someone calling her a whore. I click on another one which was a super high effort post, the page turned black, although shining colours of the rainbow, there were maths equations all over the background in all different colours, the OP was long, with a paragraph listing all the different noble traits that Yukari was highest embodiment of, then a long paragraph listing the different things her name means, among them "T-rex, Tigrex, Retunion" the last of which I read as reunion before noticing the t. I just thought about posting the dream where Yukari said she was coming to marry me. I move next to Kikyo in the classroom. She sees my laptop has a tinfoil wallpaper and I have some tinfoil set up in front if it and asks "does that stuff actually help?" and I say in a hurt tone "no!" The black+rainbow combination brings to mind a hallucination of Yukari I saw with iridescent-rainbow black bat wings

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There was a big tall black stubby dragon king that was patrolling a blackened ravine carved out of a cliff, there was a race of talking bat people who were oppressed, I let them out somehow, with one of them commenting on me having big black bat wings myself which I could see as if I was standing behind myself.
I was Flan and I could fly by using my wings to manipulate density and something else, which I saw as two sliders like the PSN's clipping function. I flew along a crowded sidewalk, seeing Marisa among them.

I'm talking with a statue of the Great Spirit, at one point interrupted him so I can just stand in front of him trying to remember what he looks like. His round old man head, round eyes, blocky square eagle legs, eagle wings, stood out. I went around to his back and saw a thin thing coming out of his back tucked behind his left wing and asked what it was. He said "Huh? Oh, you mean my cat-snake." We could see in the distance another person atop another Great Spirit statue, I could see below the top part was a big pharoah-like statue and below that some decorations like castle battlements maybe. He fused with the GS and turned into a tall kraken that went around consuming everything and turning it into ink. I said "we better do something about that" so the GS I was with turned into a little energy ball that went inside my head. I then flew over to the other guy, my head phases through his as I bite out the GS that was inside his head, rendering him a normal dude. He says "you fused with the Great Spirit, you really are the Shaman King!" I say "of course" then some bombastic victory rock music plays which makes me laugh. Going into another room, there was a cool heavy metal song playing with lyrics based on the rage people feel over Dark Souls.

I was running through the Ringed City, being chased by Haralds as I was either Yukari or I left my controls to her as she dodged the slashes and I thought about how she was associated with them somehow.
I was with Yukari, but she transformed into a Winter Lantern and chased me, maybe I killed her, as I thought about how cool these dreams would be to tell her.
I was running to Filianore's Church, the pathway was narrow and had a bridge in the middle that some NPCs wearing Scholar's Shed Skin were waiting on. When they saw me they called out for help as several more of them appeared along with some Ringed Knights, Haralds, slaves, etc. I ran past them and went into the church.

I came to Pontiff where there were a bunch of dark spirits fighting in the arena. I used bowglitch to swap Ringed Knight Spear's leap onto Morne's Great Hammer then jumped into the crowd using a version of Morne's Rage that instead created a white circle on the ground with more than double the AoE, called a "Nuke" killing everyone with a couple of these. Then I saw the Host watching from the ledge, he was Killface(I barely even watched Frisky Dingo 10+ years ago) I went up next to him and he seemed impressed, saying "Instead of one I'm going to grant you two wishes."

At Pontiff, I was using glitch to cast Sacred Flame with Lighting Bow, but instead switched it to Lightning Spear which only has the melee lightning bolt when cast like that. I chased(rolled after) a guy until I hit him with it and it did ~800 damage but in orange text. An orange-lightning glitch artifact was created on the spot, looking like Morne's Great Hammer but trimmed down into an Ultra Greatsword. I looked through my gestures for Prayer, passing over one called "Sapiens" that looked like a hollow clutching its head with insanity. I selected Prayer which was like Bloodborne's one which I didn't under the glitch artifact.

In a classroom, on my computer I'm looking at /jp/. There's like 12 Yukari threads back-to-back in the bump order of the catalogue. I click on one and it's just someone calling her a whore. I click on another one which was a super high effort post, the page turned black, although shining colours of the rainbow, there were maths equations all over the background in all different colours, the OP was long, with a paragraph listing all the different noble traits that Yukari was highest embodiment of, then a long paragraph listing the different things her name means, among them "T-rex, Tigrex, Retunion" the last of which I read as reunion before noticing the t. I just thought I'd post the dream where Yukari said she was coming to marry me. I move next to Kikyo in the classroom. She sees my laptop has a tinfoil wallpaper and I have some tinfoil set up in front if it and asks "does that stuff actually help?" and I say in a hurt tone "no!" The black+rainbow combination brings to mind a hallucination of Yukari I saw with iridescent-rainbow black bat wings

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buncha shit not typing it now

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In a classroom full of Flanfags, I put some thing down on my desk and left the classroom that left all of them excited and made it so one troll faggot among them had to stay quiet. I was famous I guess because I was sending a tweet saying "Ryukishi07 still hasn't told me how to deal with fans gushing at me!"

In a big building escorting a weak girl. A giant hound bigger than a bull appeared, I told her to stay still while I made a bunch of movement that had it come over to me. I acted as if I owned the place and pet it, which made it go passive. I go with the girl into another room where it turned into Disgaea gameplay, the large room was filled with monsters flying above us, they attacked everywhere I guess, because afterwards I selected Fenrich to use a move that would attack everything on the map including allies and saw the escort girl was already dead, so I wondered why it wasn't a game over, before I made him do it, he said something like "Wolf Roll Vault-vault-vault-vault!" as he somersaulted through the air and split into a thousand clones that attacked the map, someone asked "was that supposed to rhyme?" I was looking at a door with a golden lock being opened by a golden key as I notice Yukari next to me but she's looking off into space uninterested or I thought she might be watching through my eyes so she didn't need to look. Through the door was a dark room that a couple of rats had lived in and made music by rubbing bowls, but eventually they couldn't do it anymore, I asked if it was due to age and he said at first it was due to something else but then it was due to age. Entered one room with Yuugi's gang minus Yuugi, they had made cards based on themselves. I left the building with Yukari, there was an old doctor guy talking about his brother telling him his wife doesn't think he's man enough and asking for advice, he said if you don't think of yourself as man enough you've got a problem. There's a couple flirting with eachother, the man grabbing his wife, as the doctor calls males the perverted sex. Yukari seems to want to join their fun but they left, so instead she started grabbing the doctor's arm, I pulled her arm away saying "don't tease me" she said "to me you're just a shnuger" I said "shnuger?" she said "sugar" as some girl grabbed her from behind saying "sugar!" which made Yukari laugh a little while my laugh was a short high-pitched burst of being too stressed out.

At an electronics/game store with Yukari, there was a couple of store clerks behind some glass that had little green perk icons, one of them being a green hand. I acted really stupidly for some reason, pulling up the glass next to them and putting my fingers on the green hand perk that was there which made the clerk next to me get mad because hers started not recognizing her fingerprints anymore, I run away from the bullshit as I see Yukari walking away ahead of me counting down from 10 as if she's going to leave or something if I didn't get back to her in time. I wrap my arms around her shoulders the moment after she counts 1 and she seems to let it go.

Coming up to the door of a mansion that was maybe a spaceship, it had a note on the door saying that Toyohime was going to close it down, but I tore it off and went inside. I was betting with someone that this spaceship is going to take off while he was against me but admitted that it was going to.

Tarot spread with 5 cards in a line, I saw several of them were of cups and thought it was good but saw the far right was Ace of Cups reversed, complete dissatifaction, the one before it was another cups card in reverse, the one second from the left was Queen of Cups, Eirin. Just the dozenth reminder to get steroids or get fucked, along with a couple of other dreams today, one was me trying to get money to order steroids and another me trying to convince a lady doctor to prescribe.

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>>39220174
Yugi, not Yuugi.

>> No.39228859

https://twitter.com/eilienen
I'm a living Touhou character.

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>> No.39229359

Awesome, I get to go to Gensokyo when I kill myself, fuck all of you.

>> No.39229541

Myosotis alpestris

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Super Sakuya

>> No.39229586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOivKQpWzg

>> No.39229662

Yukari is immortal. Immortal, Immortal, Immortal, me? I don;t kbow

>> No.39229695

xD

>> No.39229717

Yukari's so tired of being alive, I just want to die to knowing I exist

>> No.39229730

Sure is shit being that 0.000000000001 for Yukari's ifnite to exidt

>> No.39229738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g3PO8zoBa8 Remember hecca's good way to a good destiny

>> No.39229758

blonde bimbo hag right? fucking cheated on me

>> No.39229774

FUcking Witch

>> No.39229794

YEah playing into is is a bot stupid isn't it?

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Well that's what LSD is like, like when autoplay put on Mysotis aplestris on during my last acid trip and I saw it as Alice arising from herself, disappointed. I re

>> No.39229906

I tried hard to remember the name of the song Mysotis aplestris since I thought it important when it came on during the acid trip since it was close to the boundary

>> No.39229955

That was before I looked up that it meant "Forget me not"

>> No.39231939

God I'm fucking miserable.

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Playing mentally ill Flan is stupid. I'll just blame Alice for that spaghetti, well I just want to show off just how much of an Absolute Lesser One I am, it just all seemed to write itself. I bought a bewitchingly beautiful gem today that made me sick. I imagined hearing some awful eldritch grating noise coming out of it. I thought buying it was a curse, that I'm like some archetype of an old homeless with a glittering jewel, just like I'm a fucking nothing poorfaggot NEET with these insane dreams. Greed and death. I sold my soul to The Devil for Yukari, but I'm a fucking skeleton that needs to get some fucking test if I want her to have sex with me, shit!

>> No.39232951

It all wrote itself so perfectly, how utterly I am a "lacking man" for Yukari, it feels like my character as a Touhou is this greed-death of just how completely utterly lacking I am for her, the null Heca.

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Among the dreams I had today I saw a big gorgeous woman floating around, not quite as big as Gwynevere. She had knights orbiting around her whose fighting styles were based upon the rose. She said I didn't make her feel horny at all, but she was interested in me. I saw a message I really can't remember, but two words from I do are "welcome" and "yukari"

>> No.39233187

Well thanks LSD for giving me self-awareness of being so utterly awful. Fucking half-insane homeless null hecca Eilienen. Not that I'm homeless but I fucking feel homeless. My place is too shit for me. I'm fucking royalty, I'm the fucking King of Touhou. I want to live in a nice mansion and have all my fucking stupid shit taken care of for me.

>> No.39233436

God I hate my existence, I'm the cruelest joke upon myself. I so badly need to get better.

>> No.39233513

The Demiurge woke up; Fuck! I want to go back to sleep!

>> No.39233581

That gem's texture felt like my beard, I stroke it like I post these dreams, showing off my glittering jewel. Wretched.

>> No.39233646

Fucking whining. I'm going to sleep.

>> No.39233662

I just want to be with that fucking beautiful woman.

>> No.39236494

Fuck.

>> No.39236591

I once saw a guy sitting next to Yukari and I thought about he could be with her without having all the fucking shame with him, thinking on that first disgusting dream thread, and I said "I'm jealous of you."

>> No.39236603

I wish I could go to an asylum but I gotta get fit for Yukari, damn.

>> No.39236622

When I saw that Queen of Cups in the dream I thought Eirin would help me cope with my fucking complete dissatisfaction, but I guess that might just mean using drugs to escape this current mindfuck.

>> No.39236772

I'm a fucking train wreck.

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>> No.39237545

<span class="xae" data-xae="devil">😈</span> I ran along a road before falling down a long way into what is my soul. In the middle of a flat park was a ~100 meter diameter circular stone...uh, floor or whatever you'd call it. Near the middle was a fireplace, maybe. To the right of that was four of The Devil in the forms of winged demons, one was small, one was just bones, two were large, they were on fire.. They moved in a circle like they were dancing around a campfire, throwing their arms up every minute to renew the fire buff. Near the bottom left of the circle was a rose with a red stem and a blue flower, something to do with having blue eyes. Near the bottom right was a blue and black thing that makes me think of Lapis Lazuli.

>> No.39237587

<span class="xae" data-xae="skull">💀</span>

>> No.39237651

<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7242c342_umaruCry.png">

>> No.39243903

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Along the street I live on but it felt like rural country. There was a black fox girl who had left an old couple she lived with, I met with her and managed to bond, thinking that I had read a manga about someone getting over the girl they loved for another and now it was happening with me. She still wanted to support that couple so we caught a basket of fish and were going to bring it to them when a wandering old lady told us off saying those fish would be poisonous. I'm riding horses with her over a tundra, there was Monty Python coconut banging going on even though we had horses, we dismounted and the coconut banger stopped though the horse trotted a teensy bit after making the same noise. There was a rodent monster burrowing super fast over the tundra that it left upheaval in a large area, when it passed by us that girl was lost. I see a weak monster meeting up with a strong monster, they puffed themselves up and smashed together but the weak one won because it has absorbed that girl, who was Venus, "the milk." Next thing I know I'm with her again, I thought she might be Yukari/controlled by Yukari. Monsters show up, we both have fiery swords that we slash around, causing a great tiger spirit to claw the movements we traced with inferno.

>> No.39249048

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I saw a repeat of the last bit of dream but the tiger was Baihumon on fire with a lightning bolt horn.
I visited a Japanese house and was asking people to teach me mudras. I went to watch a sumo match between DemolitionD and someone else, Demo accidently cheated in the way he advanced, then he had a stand that was like cyborg Eminem that fused with another cyborg. Someone was going to have a rap battle with him to save us but instead they injected everyone with zombie serum and divided our body parts into bags stored in drawers, cyborg Eminem talking about how humans are useless because he can just read their art patterns.
There was a big pen of many rabbits in front of my house, they dug out and wandered around. I saw two pokemon, Hypnos(sic, not that Hypno) and Chansey with a halo.
I hear someone call Yukari a slut, and another say "come on, she's too glorious." I'm at a party, I see her at the other side so I blow her a kiss, she swoons a bit, then kisses the person on her right, either Yuyuko or Kaguya.
Traveling on some ships with orc shamans, one of them shows off how to make flames with his left hand, I manage to imitate it then the flames turn into a nen ability. I could generate swarms of large(3x regular size) black mosquitos that instantly kill people upon biting them. There was a sea dragon making us do an obstacle course in one sinking ship.
Someone asked me if he could eat eggs when he dies and I said he could if someone offered him one.
Wet dream with a boy and a girl tied to the front of two ships that crashed into eachother, with them inserting and cumming into eachother.
I went to a Japanese snake faction stronghold. I was playing poker or something with the leader and many others such that we needed more than one pack of cards. I was Shō Fu Kan, or maybe he was with me. The leader starting fighting me before recognizing me as the person who was once the leader of this place, and that he was outmatched. I go into the main meeting hall where Togame and others were kneeling before the snake clan, I went beside her and said "hey, Shō Fu Kan is the snake king" then I said "oops" after everyone started murmuring about it.

>> No.39263261

That LSD made me think some crazy shit.

>> No.39266198

Upgrading my character I gave myself a ~6th cast of Black Flame, there was also a spell like a flame trail but I left it at one cast. Then I was biting and fighting the gamedev because I would make it so UGSs actually swing at a decent speed and some other thing while I threw them away into a river though they teleported back.

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I "hacked" nasters yt account because his password was just xpasswordx, I was talking to some of his friends as they were thinking I'd delete his videos but I said I wouldn't, though I was tempted to rename mine "(salty God)". I was dueling with him and them outside Filianore's church, I was brought to low hp while distracted then the person I was fighting was trying to finish me with Witch's locks. I fell off a ledge but there was a platform down there, while I was climbing back up I saw two of the people present were Sanae, so I thought "hey, they're Touhoufags too."
Locked in a large church with others, one of them hated me. I looked in my inventory and mentioned that my weakness was Magic, then rechecked and said that actually Poison is my biggest weakness. He threw a little ball, programming it to spread a virus.
I went with others into a church, there was a boss fight against Nodens, who was a large bearded old man water elemental. The others were overleveled so they killed him quickly. I was thinking "Elden Ring really is just DS3 2, they even have Nodens" who I remembered as an unused model in DS3. Going forwards in the church, there was a shrine to Nodens, that was a statue shaped like him with a couple of taps in front of it. Ahead of this shrine was some book shelves, I picked up an Alice in Wonderland book that like Narnia had a lion on the cover, and another Alice in Wonderland that had Alice Margatroid on the cover. I went to the counter to borrow them but the long haired girl who looked over the renaissance exhibit with me offered to pay for me, even though one book was $20 and the other $40, she even just gave me her card to use afterwards so while we left the church for the parking lot I said "yay, now I can buy steroids" she said she'd take a picture of me, to compare I guess. I come across a car full of schoolmates, they say about one of them that he's like me, I say "what, he's dreamt a shit ton about everyone and everything he's ever known?" and they said yeah. I'm walking around wondering where my car is when some guy reminds me it's around the back of the building. Another guy bumps into me and steals my shit, I'm trying to pry stuff back off him, as he realise it's just books, and the money card was in a girl's diary so he drops it too, along with a bunch of sandwiches I had. I pick up the one sandwich that didn't get dirty and scarf it down, then pick up most of what's on the ground before heading to my car. I see Alice Margatroid along the way, when I pass by I hear her say something about her unrequited love to another person. I turn back and say "it's not me, is it?" She says "yes it's you, you social goofball." I say "I'm going to make you happy!" as I go to put my stuff in my car and remember that I somehow left her book on the ground, so I was going to go retrieve it.
Back in the church, Nodens was a dragon made of water that was pissed off at a pirate that stole some of his treasure. He breathed jets of water at him but the pirate had a chainsaw arm that he'd deflect the blasts with, but then Nodens breathed a chainsaw spray that took his arm. I was with Yukari who wanted me to fetch some item, she put down instructions for another guy to get it, I wanted her to type on my phone but the touch screen was fucked up so it was typing random letters until I remembered I had a stylus I could pull out of the phone's bottom. Yukari seemed a little surprised, and also had her own stylus. She started scribbling a picture that was instructions or a map I guess although it was very pretty, my hand kind of got in the way of the left of the picture so she got annoyed and stopped. Leaving the church with Yukari, that guy has that thing and gives it over saying I'll have to escort his son home. I say "yeah, and what, you want a date with my wife?" He implies yes so I start kicking the shit out of him until he's not moving anymore. I tell his son to take him home but he says "isn't he dead?" I check his pulse and he's cold, so I put him in a nearby flower bed and kick dirt over him. Yukari's gone, I start teleporting up the skyscraper next to us while his son does the same, following me. I say "if you can do that then maybe your dad isn't really dead." I come to the top of the skyscraper which is a hang-out place thinking that thinking he might be alive and with Yukari makes it more likely to be so. I come and see her reclining on a beach chair, maybe.
I was far off some place,Yukari was riding back to where we were before on a motorcycle, I teleport on behind her. As we reach the skyscraper from before it's a Coffee Club with a visible open air place at the top as I say to her that's where I saw her last in my previous dream.

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>> No.39277629 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.39277654

nice autosage

>> No.39277858

I was using Twinaxes outside the church, when I was brought to low hp I switched my rings to Red and Blue Tearstones, the latter allowing me to survive a hit from the Witch's locks with a sliver of hp.

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I was walking with Yukari. I come to a room where a christian pastor is hysterically climbing into a cupboard saying "please no, I don't want to know everything!" I say "ok" and shoot him in the head.
I was gathered with a crowd at the end of a pier, we were going to transport into Makai. At the head of the procession is a guy, talking about how the Bible is inflaliable and the greatest book. I mutter "I could have a witch write far better, but then we'd have to call it the Necronomicon" looking at Yukari next to me. We had to repeat latin words to be transported, I hear "Sateus" so I joke "Sateus ricius" The bible thumper says "That's not the right words! Those who do not say the correct words wont be transported!" The recital is about to begin so I look at Yukari next to me, ready to repeat what she says.

In a river canal, there was red water flowing on the left and blue water on the right, I was riding a wave down the canal as the blue water slowly overtook the red water. I crash upon a uprising of dirt in the canal, the water caused the dirt to glow bright red for a quick moment. A scientist quickly collects a sample upon one wave crashing, the dirt staying red once he collected it. He prods it close to me and I recoil, but then he just calls it "Dihydrogen Jesus"
I hear people calling me the "Leader of the Right" and "666". My sister says "yeah I'd like to be in a relationship but then I'd be going through that" refering to the kind of dream/nightmare bullshit about Yukari I'm always dealing with.
In a classroom, there was invaders breaking in so I had to go outside to take care of them. Only a couple broke inside, I told one dude "don't touch any of the girls" he laughed "yeah" like he was going to so I made a demonic face at him, sort of feeling it twist into the shape of an oni's, then left. There was just one short dude among the invaders who I immediately challenged. He says "how do you know I'm the only one worth fighting?" I grab him, start spinning around with him in my grip as I say "that's because I'm the commander of Leazas!" as I throw him high into the sky. I see some bloomers floating downwards, then beyond them the guy falling down and crashing into at the base of a hill. Then he gets up and says "interesting!" as I say "ugh." and think he'll come back for more. I go into a nearby building that was a public swimming pool that had bars all over the water, I was trying to smash the bars.

In a classroom, I have a bunch of assignments due but I say "fuck it, 2022 is the year I disappear anyway."

I defended a city from invaders, unlocking the "Green Flandre" and also an upgrade for the mayor of the city, turning him into a skeleton reptile in a suit with absurdly high damage, defense, hp, and money.

Saw a Japanese person drawing the "Red and Blue Flandre" for me. Her crystals alternated red and blue.

On someone's phone was a Japanese guy talking about me, calling me Flandre and saying my enemy is Thanos.

>> No.39278731

>>39277654
Isn't it sad?

>> No.39278790

>>39278731
Guess not, since it got taken off, thanks for the bump.

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>> No.39282427

>>39278731
That's not sad. This is sad >>39144474.

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