/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's the best. Just the best.

>>39051206
Anon you fantasize about being groomed

>>39051314
Wrong. I am being groomed.

>>39051330
Anon is actually Ran???

>>39051540
Sometimes I wish I was Ran.

>>39051206
Woah Anon, don't you know she's only 17? You're gonna go to jail!

>>39051997
Americans...

>>39051997
What if anon is a shota?
Can't you recognize pure love?

>>39051206
*ours

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>>39079878
Fuck my girlfriend is prime perfection except life is a fuck.

>>39083428
17 is prime indeed.

>>39052048
The 18 year old law only exists in shitholes like california and new york, redd/int/ retard.

Yukarin's soft gloves.

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>>39091839
The federal age of consent is 18 in the United States, anon...

I'm sorry....

>>39051206
Shut up Ran

>>39103601
States > federal

>>39051206
Let me guess, you had a sugary sweet confession?

>>39113633
What game?

>>39064496
We really need more LAO SVU shitposts really.

>>39116930
>>39088291
Good luck brother.

>>39105547

The affections of a Youkai are dangerous but worth it

>>39116930
eraToho
either TW or K

There is usually a thread about it on /jp/

>>39116930
the (girls are moving) means its probably EraTohoTW

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>>39149905
Yeah, that's the one

>>39144678
You could pick one less violently possessive though

Yukari's soft feet

What unimaginable horrors go on behind those purple eyes
What fantasies of sustained inhuman cruelty

>>39175485
Twisted fantasies such as a happy marriage

>>39180102
oh no!

>>39180221
Truly a vile women

>>39169398

your?

>>39083465
Great joke anon

>>39181809
you're still alive?

Yukari is just sack of old sacks

>>39180525
I can't believe I couldn't see it coming...

>>39187432
I wonder what's next on her devilish plan

>>39092088
How soft?

>>39187793
Making lots of powerful half-youkai babies
The Yakumo bloodline will be feared by all

>>39180102
I sure hope it'll be happy.

>>39187432
Just so you can see it coming, Yukari says she's coming to marry me in June.

>>39188390
I'll fear my daughters.

A name and trip are an honour reserved for active content creators
If you do not make OC, you have no right to a name and should either take it off, make good shit, or leave for reddit where such behavour is the norm

>>39189452
Cry about it.

>>39188390
Surrender your lineage to the gap youkai and she will make them superhuman legends

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>>39211705
BUILT

>>39211938
All that glitters is gold

Getting put into submission through paizuri by Yukari!

1100 year old girlfriend more like it

this thread is mental illness
i would argue the posters should be sent to ukraine to become soldiers and therefore real men

>>39218603
real men who'll marry yukari

>>39218634
yes anon
don't forget to take the shot !

>>39218655
take the shot at marrying the fair maiden yukari?! dont mind if i do

>>39218674
this is no joking matter
you're fighting to live

>>39218707
oh im fighting alright.
fighting to live by yukari's side!!!

>>39218737
only the strongest may remain

Only the strongest will survive.

>>39232166
The tease of Yukarin’s feet just out of frame ;-;

>keep seeing this shit thread for over 12 years
people are sick

>>39235088
Where do you think you are? And what did you expect from these people?

>>39235088
Obviously you are too, otherwise you would not have come here

Imagine still misusing the quote function after 12 years.

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>>39238190
>same filenames
>same images
12 y e a r s

>>39248461
Thats a faithful marriage you ingrate

>>39211705
This scene was done on purpose, wasn't it?

>>39051206
BIGGER

>>39262314
Not big enough honestly, each of her boobs and ass cheeks needs to be at least 2 times bigger than her chest to be considered slightly big. Yukari-sama is going to need to grow a lot more.

>>39262314
>imbapovi <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png">

>>39262376
yes

>>39051206
She’s a 4 at best.

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>>39051206
November 10th girlfriend?

>>39274430
the mighty gap youkai is going to "eat" you

>>39284694
Good.

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>>39289874
I don't think yuyuko will like her doing that to her butterflies.

>>39300559
Yuyu's butterflies are blue.

>>39307422
I really wish they were only blue.

>>39051314
I’d much rather groom her.

>>39308162
Why's that? Pretty colours are nice.

>>39308301
Just joking about her spells being much easier to dodge if there were only blue butterflies in them.

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>>39311594

If i get Yukari do i also get Ran?

>>39323110
yes but she becomes your mother

>>39323140
i want harem tho

>>39323184
you get my boot up your arse

>>39323184
well you get what youre given, as mummy ran would say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3kZ1xD2MG0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3kZ1xD2MG0

>>39323184
You don't need any other girlfriend than mommy Ran

I could use a break.

There was a security metal detector and scanner set up that wasn't manned by anyone. I saw some kids running through a closing gate and past the detector like a prison escape, when the gate closed there was one super flexible kid who squeezed through the gap and went on. I came through myself with hands full of silverwave, when the machine beeped me I stopped, took out a tray and started delicately setting my stuff down. Out of a nearby door comes a teacher who asks "What are you doing? Is that cutlery yours?" I say "Yeah" he tries to say something else but starts losing his shit laughing over what I'm doing. Then I notice there's a really long line-up of schoolpeople, I try not to stick out because I didn't want to be seen by Yukari, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoQ5eUJRMY4 plays from ~3:57 as she calls something out to the teacher about me.

>>39051206
That's illegal

Saving this thread from the holo menace

>>39353221
Oh no, it's autosaged.

>>39353232
Using firefox?

>>39353252
Yeah, why?

I made >>39353241 using Edge and it bumped the thread, that's why.

God knows why firefox only sometimes doesn't bump threads, usually on page 10 but sometimes it does bump them, I think.

>>39353379 was posted on firefox and it bumped it, mysterious.

>>39353396
I don't think the browser type gets sent when you post. Your IP does, though, so it's probably just the fact I'm currently using my phone's access point because it sometimes works better than my dsl for some reason.

>>39353422
But I worked this out when trying to bump another thread off page 10 and it didn't work with Firefox, then did on Edge. Maybe it's 4chanX.

I wish I had a time machine. I want to go back to dreams of Yukari being nice to me. Take back all the stupid mistakes, the dishonour that's bringing me down. Oh well, at least I'm wizened, though still so stupid, and at least all the self-improvement I'll have to do if I want even a shot at her will make me a greater person...yeah, fuck all that I want a time machine.

>>39359932
You alright bro?

>>39377412
I'm probably not as bad as you think, even though my dreams seem to be insanely beyond the brink.

>>39377412
Its a redditor, they're all mentally ill

>>39378268
*stalk dung pies this bitch post*

Please guard my wife, Thor.

haha, I think somebody's mad at me

damn she's just too fucking hot, I'm not going to let her go.

tripfaggot fight

They're both me, obviously.

she's the one who's mad at me

She's mine.

>>39051206
Your girlfriend is great at sex

>>39051206
your girls a slut

My slut. My sex fiend.

YUKARI IS THE BEST 3 . 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 x 30 00 000 = COSMIC WIFE. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON CHASING YUKARI'S PUSSY. I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A TASTE OF HER PUSSY JUICE. I MUST CLAIM YUKARI'S HOLY PANTIES. I WILL DRINK BOTTLES FULL OF YUKARI'S COCK MILK! I WILL EAT FRIDGE-FULLS OF YUKARI'S FLESH!. I WILL MAKE YUKARI'S MOUTH MY URINAL AND SHE WILL LOVE IT. SHE WILL BLOW MY MIND BY BLOWING MY DICK UNTIL I BLOW MY LOAD REPEATEDLY. I WILL LOSE MY VIRGINITY SPENDING SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH YUKARI. SHE WILL USE A GAP TO KISS THE HEAD OF MY DICK WHILE I SHOOT RIGHT ON TARGET. I WILL GET HER ADDICTED TO A DISTENDED WOMB FULL OF MY CUM. I WILL KNOCK HER UP. I WILL TEAR UP HER ARSEHOLE. I WANT TO TURN HER INTO A LITTLE WORM AND COVER HER IN MY CUM. I WANT HER TO SUPER SUCC ME. I WANT TO FUCK HER AS A LOLI, A WOMAN AND A HAG-ESPECIALLY A HAG. I WEAR YUKARI'S CLOTHES UNDER MINE - PURPLE DRESS! WHITE FRILLS! I DON'T TRULY CARE ABOUT ANY OF MY OTHER WIVES. KAGUYA, EIRIN, MARIBEL, WHOEVER. I'D THROW THEM ALL AWAY WITHOUT HESITATION FOR YUKARI.THE WORLD COULD GIVE ME EVERYTHING BUT I WOULD NEVER BE HAPPY WITHOUT YUKARI. MY LOVE FOR YUKARI IS TRUE LOVE. I ONLY WANT TO MAKE YUKARI HAPPY. I HAVE NO LIFE WITHOUT MY MASTER YUKARI. I AM OBSCENELY OBSESSED WITH YUKARI. YUKARI YAKUMO IS MY FAVOURITE THING, MY MOST PRECIOUS PERSON, MY IRREPLACEABLE TREASURE. FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE. I HAVE WAITED 5 FUCKING YEARS FOR YUKARI. YUKARI SAYS THAT SHE'S GOING TO COME ON JUNE THE 3RD TO "TEACH HIM A THING OR TWO" AND "MAKE HIM RIP SOME FAT BONGS" THE FORMER OF WHICH I THINK MEANS HAVING SEX. I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YUKARI. I WANT TO LEAVE OUR BED COMPLETELY COVERED IN CREAM. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME YUKARI! HER GOLDEN HAIR, PURPLE DRESS, WHITE FRILLS, RED RIBBONS, ENCHANTING VOICE, SUPERIOR INTELLECT, FAR-REACHING VISION, STRANGE WAYS, GREAT VIRTUE, STYLE, FASHION, CHARM, BEAUTY, ELEGANCE, WICKEDNESS, TRICKINESS, COOLNESS, CUTENESS, GARTERS, GLOVES, STOCKINGS, HEELS, ADORABLE SOCKS, TEMPTATIOUS FAN, PRETTY PARASOL, THAT FRILLY HAT WITH HER ∞ BOW! HER PANTIES! PANTIES! PANTIES! THE ASS YOUKAI! HER TITS: GOD'S LAND! HER PITS! HER NAPE! THE WAY HER HAIR LOOKS TIED UP! EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO FANTASICALLY ALLURING. SHE'S BRUTALLY SEXY. HOT AS HELL. COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE. SHE'S SO SEXY SHE MAKES MATHS SEXY. HOT HAG. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY DIVINE. HER YOUKAI MOE IS UNSTOPPABLE. THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS. THE STAR OF THE NIGHT. THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN INNER AND OUTER WORLDS. THE GIRL FATE ALMOST SEEMS TO IGNORE, ALMOST. THE INFINITE COSMIC. THE GREATER ABSOLUTE ONE. RHAN-TEGOTH. THE T-REX. THE TIGREX. THE RETUNION. I WILL UNITE AND FUSE WITH HER INTO THE REINCARNATION OF THE SECOND PHAROAH. TOGETHER WE WILL BECOME BUDDHA. I WANT, NEED AND MUST HAVE HER ALL TO MYSELF NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST THERE IS AND EVER WILL BE. A GLORIOUS WOMAN, UNQUESTIONABLY UNRIVALED. MY WIFE MARGE! MY PRINCESS ZELDA! MY BELOVED WITCH BEATRICE! I LOVE HER NAME, YUKARI YAKUMO! YUKARI-SAMA! YUKARIN-CHAN! SHADY AND SUSPICOUS! THE PHANTASM! SO NICE! SO CRUEL! TO HAVE SEX WITH HER IS TO BE KING OF THE WORLD. I WILL SPEND ALL ETERNITY TOGETHER WITH HER. THERE IS NOTHING THAN COULD COMPARE TO SPENDING ENDLESS CYCLES OF THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER FOREVER AND IMMORTAL, HAVING SEX WITH MY SUPER AWESOME EPICALLY BEAUTIFUL COSMIC GIRLFRIEND YUKARI YAKUMO THE NECROFANTASIA!

>>39461233
Thanks for the copypasta

>>39461268
Mmm...pasta.

I thought to draw her like pic but since I suck at drawing she told me to come up with some satisfying Yukari spam.

I can not fucking wait until June 3rd.

If looks could kill.

Three words: SHE'S NOT REAL

>>39476889
True, she's so beautiful it's unreal.

>>39051206

Well, I was already fucked over but I just dreamt something so insane that even Yukari's face turned white when I told her.

She is, as in "I am."

So, hypothetically speaking, could Yukari use gaps to fart in your face whenever she wanted to? Like just a joking hypothetical question purely for fun, but surely she has that ability right? To make someone have to smell every single one of her farts, day and night, without any objections able to be made.

"Hypothetically" I want Yukari's cock stuck up my arse at all times.

>>39493815
that too i would not mind