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What if Yukari told you were the next Hakurei shrine maiden?

>> No.38968560

I'd tell her that I don't want to be a woman, no matter how good magic is at making a seamless transition. I would be very willing to give her an heir however...

>> No.38968597

told you were

>> No.38968621
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>>38968479
Do I have choice in the matter? or will I be force into the role?

>> No.38968684

>>38968597
told you that you were.
Sorry I am drunk.

>> No.38968691

>>38968479
But I don't want to get raped nor I want to kill innocent youkai.

>> No.38968963

>>38968691
which of those is worse, you youkai-lover.

>> No.38968985

>>38968621
imagine becoming one of 10,000 Reimus and having your original identity erased.

>> No.38969150

I'm neither a maiden nor a tranny. Piss off.

>> No.38969164

Do I inherit her powers or something? I guess I can use it to my advantage

>> No.38969185

>>38968479
kill myself before being forced to do a job so horribly tedious

>> No.38969190

>>38969164
Yes of course

>> No.38969203

>>38969185
Being a shrine maiden isn't tedious if you're Reimu, she literally just drinks.

>> No.38969402

no fuck off, i wanna be in reimu, not to be reimu

>> No.38969638

The only reason I made this thread is because I had a Reimu brainwashing dream last night.

>> No.38969670

>>38969638
Tell us about it anon I love dream shit

>> No.38969697

>>38969670
It was the sequel to some random Touhou RPG series.
Sanae was the protagonist. Reimu was a playable character.
There was another Reimu who was acting evil. She was Reimu brainwashed.
Reimu was afraid of fishhooks. The playable Reimu was not afraid, but the "evil" Reimu was.
So the "evil" Reimu was the original Reimu. She was the final boss of the first dream game. Afterwards, she was captured. This is how Sanae realized that she was the real one, by presenting a fish hook to her. This resulted in a mental break down for Sanae.
Eventually, it was revealed that there was an organization that her and Marisa had been investigating that was brainwashing 9 various superhumans and making them stronger. By not torturing her like the organization, Sanae gained original Reimu's trust.
The first playable Reimu was eventually revealed to be Fantasy Heaven incarnate, Reimu's main ability, separated by Reimu to grant Reimu and Marisa a chance to get their memories back.
But ultimately one of the other 9 superhumans had broken his brainwashing on his own, taking over the secret 10th superhuman that was an alien with no personality, and destroying the organization, becoming the main antagonist.

>> No.38969768

I would tell yukari that she is just sack of old sacks

>> No.38969787

>>38969697
>Afterwards, she was captured
By this I mean she was captured after the original games, which happened before what I dreamed.
It was interesting, because the alien being took on the personality of the one superhuman that broke the brainwashing on their own, recognizing himself as something that was fake in personality. The conflict between him and "fake" Reimu (fantasy heaven) was the final battle, to determine whether a fake life was worth living.

>> No.38970261

>>38968479
I would ask her what the fuck she's smoking to give that power to somebody that openly said he wants to destroy Gensokyo.

>> No.38970287

I would immediately kill myself, freeing myself of such a burden.

>> No.38970365

B-but I'm not a girl

>> No.38970642

>>38968479
Show her my privates so she understands why I can't be a shrine maiden.

>> No.38970943

I'm a boy, I can't be a shrine maiden

>> No.38970959

>>38970943
You can still be a male maiden as long as you don't fall for someome.

>> No.38971254

Am I immortal or am I still human? Since I inherit her powers it wouldn't be all that bad, I just hope I don't starve

>> No.38971314

If I was as powerful as Reimu to start, I'd probably be fine if not better. I'm pretty aggressive.

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>>38971314
But the Moo is the equivalent of 300 nuclear bombs.

>> No.38971548

>>38968479
i would tell yukari to imbibe her medicaments since i am not a woman nor japanese nor shintoist and therefore cannot fulfil this role

>> No.38971604
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>>38971548
Yukari's powers are strong enough to negate everything you said, you know.

>> No.38974944

I want a shrine maiden to be my wife

>> No.38975918

>>38968479
I'd simply continue the Hakurei lineage.

>> No.38980517

>>38968479
silly youkai, guys can't be shrine maidens

>> No.38989009

>>38971544
May I hug that Reimu?

>> No.38989326

>>38971604
If she that powerful why have a shrine maiden in the first place?

>> No.38993806
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>>38968479
If you were Reimu, would you lick your own armpits?

>> No.38997377

I would be incredibly confused because I am not Japanese and I can barely keep up even simple conversations with my tutor, I am a man and I am a Christian.

>> No.39003735

>>38989326
she is lazy

>> No.39003745

>>38993806
yes

>> No.39008790

>>39003745
Would you let other anons lick them?

>> No.39011103

>>39008790
Well those pits aren't gonna lick themselfes now

>> No.39011214

>>38968479
Are you implying that Yukari is the Hakurei God?

>> No.39020257

>>38968479
masturbate

>> No.39020995

>>39020257
To whom?

>> No.39024954

I'd be totally fine with it. (Yes, I'm a guy)

>> No.39025141

It will probably be a lot more interesting than the life I currently lead. Don't really care if I turn into a f*male or not. Maybe I can figure out how to befriend some of the less nasty youkai girls. Do yin yang orbs give me the ability to speak perfect Japanese?

>> No.39035713

Is turning into Raymoo a pleasurable process?

>> No.39047877

>>38968479
Do I even have a choice in the matter?

>> No.39060802 [DELETED] 

>>38968479

>> No.39074807

>>38968479
>What if Yukari told you were the next Hakurei shrine maiden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0

>> No.39083475

>>38968560
>>38969150
>>38970365
>>38970943
>>38980517
>>39025141
You don't have to be a girl to be a shrine maiden
https://exhentai.org/g/1731138/216775a37b/

>> No.39096138 [DELETED] 

>>38968479

>> No.39096661 [DELETED] 

>>38968479

>> No.39111273

>>39024954
Would you prefer just getting a wardrobe change or a full makeover?

>> No.39116664

yukari would never talk to one as hideous as me

>> No.39123898 [DELETED] 

>>38968479

>> No.39133536

>>39116664
Maybe she would, out of a desire to give you a better life.

>> No.39144501

>>39083475
But then you wouldn't be a maiden

>> No.39145610

>>39083475
Is there a companion doujin showing Yukari's "adult date" with Yuyuko?

>> No.39153665

>>38968479
But I'm a man, how could I be a shrine maiden?

>> No.39163821

>>39153665
Yukari could fix that

>> No.39173089 [DELETED] 

>>38968479

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