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3893617 No.3893617 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best country for us /jp/ers to live in, /jp/?

Canada, England, and Australia are shit because they banned loli. I'm tired of America because everyone here is dumb. Japan sucks because its languages is too hard. So where should I move to?

>> No.3893628

Probably like Sweden or something.

>> No.3893640

>I'm tired of America because everyone here is dumb.
Man you're edgy, I better stay out of your way.

>> No.3893665

>>3893640
It's not just that. I just don't think I fit in in America. With all of these rich positive people with shiny bright teeth.

>> No.3893674

>>3893628
Finland or Norway.
Sweden is the police state of Scandinavia.
It's pretty slack in comparison to America and the likes though.

>> No.3893675

>>3893665
You don't actually have to leave your house you know.

>> No.3893686

>>3893674
I hear the Finns are very reserved, socially. Perfect for the /jp/er who treats a trip to the shops like a mission into hostile territory.

>> No.3893689

uhh... Japan?

>> No.3893691

1. Move to Norway
2. Burn some churches
3. ?????
4. Get a beautiful room, food, and internet all for free!

>> No.3893701

>>3893691
That one REALLY depends on what prison you are going to.

>> No.3893736

>>3893686
Yeah, isn't Finland like the Japan of Europe?

>> No.3893751

>>3893736
I thought that was the Czechs.

>> No.3893753

England hasn't banned loli you faget

>> No.3893892

finland=angry shouting drunks

>> No.3893901

denmark

>> No.3893903

>>3893689
/jp/ haet Japan.

Also East Asia hates weed.

>> No.3893910

>>3893892
They are mute unless drunk, so they have lot to say... loud.

>> No.3893921

China.

>> No.3893929

I'm doing just fine in my slavshit country.

>> No.3893938

>Sweden
Enjoy your Islamic shithole.

>> No.3893941

>>3893938
>Implying Sweden is overrun by muslims
1/10

>> No.3893947

>>3893691
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OxfTOGYqk8
Fuck Norway.

>> No.3893952

>>3893947
>Denmark video
>Fuck Norway

waaat

>> No.3893962

>>3893952
scandinavians are scandinavians, man

>> No.3893964

>>3893962
Dude, but still.

>> No.3893967

Move to Italy. I have a spare room for you to squat.

>> No.3893968

>>3893967
Enjoy your dictator Berlusconi.

>> No.3893976
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3893976

>>3893962
I'm Norwegian and you're full of shit.

>> No.3893979

>>3893968

As long as he doesn't make black shirts mandatory I can't care less.

>> No.3893980

>>3893976
Sverige > *

>> No.3893983

>>3893979
Fine then, I'll continue to live in my FREE country. Enjoy your mafia president.

>> No.3893986

>>3893980
Sweden and Norway is basicly the same country, so yeah...

>> No.3893987

>>3893736
Yes, we are

>> No.3893992

How about a country whose primary language is english?

>> No.3893994

>>3893986
I know this:
All north-western European countries are gay for each other. Even if they pretend to hate.

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3894004

>>3893994

>>3893976 Here.
That is true.

>> No.3894014

>>3894004
I like it when eg. Swedes pretend that they can't understand Danish.

>> No.3894021

>>3894014
To be fair, spoken Danish can be hard as shit to understand if you're Swedish or Norwegian.
Written Danish is another story.

>> No.3894026

>>3894021
Eh, just ask them to speak a bit slower.
Btw have you done your Christmas preparations yet?

>> No.3894037

>>3894026
>just ask them to speak a bit slower.
I hate telling people to do that.
Soicial angst etc.

As I am a useless NEET leeching off my parents, they do (more or less) all the preparations.
Only thing left is the Christmas tree.

>> No.3894046

I've been making christstollen all week (guess my nationality :0)
I love baking.

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>>3894046
My question isn't you nationality.
What the fuck IS that anyway?

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3894062

My question isn't about your nationality.
But what the fuck IS that anyway?

Picture related.

>> No.3894072

>>3894062
It's fukken delicious. You have to try it, man.

>> No.3894092
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3894092

As long as you don't jaywalk, pee on walls, or kill a person, its all good.

>> No.3894094

Vatican age of consent: 12

>> No.3894097

>>3894072
It looks like the Raisin Bread we bake in Norway. (Julebrød).

>> No.3894109

>>3894094
Saudi Arabia age of consent: n/a
Basically you can fuck a girl at any age as long as you marry her.
And if she gets too old you can dump her, because in islam, divorce is allowed.

>> No.3894112

>>3894092
Ugh, no.
You might as well suggest Brazil.

>> No.3894116

>>3894097
Yeah, only here in Germany we coat it with lots of sugar. It's more of a cake than bread, too.

>> No.3894123

>>3893983
free country? never heard of it.

>> No.3894128

>>3894092
>jaywalk, pee
I read that has jaypee. Fuck you /jp/ for messing with my reading comprehension.

>> No.3894154

>>3894128
The hell is jaywalking anwyay?

>> No.3895127

>>3893617

loli does not always equal <18. get your facts straight.
so many weeabos can't even use the term properly. no wonder you dumbfucks fail at life.

>> No.3895145

Did Philippines ban loli too?

>> No.3895147

>>3895127
>get your facts straight
>/jp/
That's a lost cause, bro.

>> No.3895149

USA USA USA USA

>> No.3895162

UK is pretty shit to order stuff from.

>> No.3895163

>>3895127
He never said loli <18

maybe you're the one who should try reading a sentence more than once before coming as a retard.

oh wait this is /jp/

>> No.3895190

>>3895127
>loli does not always equal <18.

Do you really think that normal people give a shit?

It doesn't matter how old Rika is, you will still go to jail for wanting her in Canada.

>> No.3895199

>>3893992
All of those banned loli. Take the effort to learn another language, you lazy fuck.

>> No.3895225

Germany and Holland have pretty big Japanese communities and are open enough to allow you to do whatever you want on your computer. Especially Holland.

>> No.3895230

The Netherlands

>> No.3895249

>>3895163

current law only applies to <18.
you lose.

to get into detail of the law, it is mostly applied to public creation/distribution locally and more like pissing off Japan. simply saying "loli is banned" is an understatement and not a correct one to use. possession is normally convicted if the idiot shared it through p2p or other file sharing methods and gets hit by the honeypots.

Obvious troll attempt by OP. as for you, full of shit man.

>> No.3895270

>>3895190
that's why you stay anonymous. like this board for instance!

>> No.3895308

>>3895225
Yeah, that's the only thing I still like about this country.

>> No.3895312

>>3895249
You're basically saying "It's illegal, but you can get away with it, so it's no problem."

I prefer living in a country where I don't need to "get away" with a harmless hobby.

>> No.3895346

Canadafag here.

Attempting to import Comic LO's and the like = customs seizure.

Shit sucks.

>> No.3895531

>>3895145
Our government banned hentai. Which doesn't mean much. And our law enforcers are far too technologically incompetent to use computers, so you don't even need to encrypt anything in your PC.

So as long as you don't run around naked raping all our little brown girls, then everything is alright.

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