Monster Girl Thread

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Under da sea

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Would you a bathtub fish?

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>>38902734
Neat. Thank you.

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What do you do to Heretical Women?

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Small story about an Assassin that tried to kill the Shadow Witch

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>>38903247

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>>38903243
sir this is a monstergirl thread

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>>38903255
noooOOOOOO she actually falls for him

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How can human women and other mamono even compete?

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>>38903142

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>>38903257
But good sir, I must know what can I do with a female heretic who is undergoing monsterization!

I mean is there some process or bureaucracy involved?

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>>38903287
Mofu
Like cmon is that even a question?

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>>38903142
Baby it's better down were it's wetter, take it from me!

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>>38903302
>*wiggles and shakes the flashlight*

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>>38903306
You help them along, and by that I mean you feed them plenty of spirit energy... with your dick.

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Finally had an mg-related dream and it was an evil fox dragging me into some evil manor and throwing me into the arms of a hellhound. So whichever one of you released that fox spirit you've clearly doomed us all

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>>38903390
Enjoy the chest fluff.

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>>38903390
Joke's on you I'm so undesirable the only type of fox I'd attract is a Gumiho for my fatty liver.

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>>38903390
I think I had a dream last night where I was killed by something than raised as an intelligent undead.

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>>38903390
The only dream remotely related to monster girls I can remember was about this thread. I forgot the rest of the dream, but in it I was browsing /jp/ at one point and someone made an /mgt/ thread with Garfield picture in the OP. Not a catgirl version, just normal picture of Garfield. It had five replies and was very low in the catalog, probably on page 8.

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>>38903415
I will it looks very comfortable

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>>38903302
DIY solutions with Gremmy!

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>>38903390
the other day, i dreamt i was in a cliche horror game that takes the main protag to a twisted, meaty, and overall disgusting place, except all the enemies were MGE flavored

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How do lilims react to men gaming the rpg aspects of the setting? Like saving up thousands of strength potions and using them all at once making you the physically strongest being on the planet for the next 3 minutes.

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>>38903470
This is important.

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something of a wip, dont click if you dont like somewhat realistic amateur drawing
Its the fox if her face was a bit detailed

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>>38903477
Bemusement, given that it's easy to dispel or worse spellsteal.

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>>38903477
did the demo even let you stack prisoner fruit in the same combat? item use seems capped

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>>38903491
>Wait for lilim to fully commit to a physical attack
>Call for time out as you reach into your bag
>Unequip all your gear and on a full thorns and health enchantment set
>Then start casting damage reflect spells and reading different scrolls that do the same thing except they stack the effect
>Unpause
>Lilim already made her attack choice and can’t back out now
>One shots herself
ezpz

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Oh no anon! Your bicorn waifu has caught you red handed, authoring smut revolving around monogamous dere dere love with no one but her, what does she do?

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>>38903142
You think Lilith and her Husband are very genre savvy given their powers and the many many heroes and heroines that managed to reach and fight them?

Lilith being genre savvy and knowing exactly what to do when the shonen anime heroes and light novel Gary Stus reach her. And her Hubby knowing exactly what to do when Western-style RPG and Boomer Shooter heroes make it that far in the Royal Makai Castle.

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what do you want to ask the MGC tour guide anon?

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>>38903546
her 3 sizes seems like a good icebreaker

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>>38903477
Lims are legally obligated to let you top if you armor swap parry them.

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>>38903546
Directions to hagville and advice on how to look as vulnerable as possible

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>>38903477
>>38903493
It rather follows JRPG mechanics, and I can't think of one where you can use buff items before battle, let alone ones that stack, and in those I know using an item during battle costs a turn.
>>38903523
She deals with it and hopes I won't have to use magic I learned from the Shirohebi neighbor.

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>>38903550
speedrunners take the fun out of everything.

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>>38903559
>It rather follows JRPG mechanics,
What if Western RPG mechanics in some certain scenarios or instances? Mamono Mana and Power of Love still triumphs?

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>>38903470
It’s seriously OP, you have your head between her tits, you’ll feel her immense body heat, and be subjected to the fluff all at the same time.

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>>38903554
>parry
>do 1080 spin while unequipping all your gear
>backstep into gesture
>parry again on next swing
>fully equip and unequip 4 different armor sets
>get riposte
>lilim cums instantly

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>>38903581
>mge is full on game world with menus and everything like all those isekais
Do we really want this.

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>>38903555
If you have to ask, you don't qualify.

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>>38903581
>Forgot about the “Well, what is it?”

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>>38903593
The real plot twist is that they actually are playing Monster Souls and NerdLim is getting absolutely cooked by Anon.

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>>38903602
That's the gesture. We can find time to throw in some I'M SORRY carvings tho.

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>>38903142
Order heroes or any other hero doing a reason-why-you-suck-and-are-bad speech to the Demon Lord in the final boss battle of their quest line.

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>>38903576
You forgot that a paw will find its way to your head. Nobody could resist those claws softly running through their hair.

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>>38903546
what's THE REDZONE?

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>>38903641
>THE REDZONE
anon please its her first day

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>>38903148
Indoor carp farming is a /biz/ staple.

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say something nice about jinkos

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>>38903641
we don't talk about THE REDZONE

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>>38903656
They're the strongest!

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>>38903656
I love Jinkos and I hope I can have a dream about having one as a wife tonight.

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>>38903656
I prefer small cats, but big cats are cats too. And any cat is good in my book.

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>>38903546
where I can get a bite to eat?

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>>38903546
wheres the nearest bank

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>>38903656
I would totally trigger one's predator instincts on purpose if I could

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>>38903656
Best cats! The competition isn't very stiff, but they win!

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>>38903680
Wock Wok is always a good stop

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>>38903546
a tour of the cathedral of our milky lady

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Breed thy steed

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>>38903618
>The Order Hero valiantly shields the powerful attack from the Demon Lord Lilith
>"Hmph! Typical Dark Lord... Big promises, but all talk. "
>"Huh, What?" Lilith asks snarkily.
>The Order Hero begins. "Make a new world of peace and love between man and monster-women?" The Order Hero says, gritting and then countering Lilith's attack with a shield bash and talks again. "All you care about is gathering more and more power and influence." The Demon Lord rears for another attack but the hero counters again, this time managing to land blows to the Demon Lord while also continuing. "-That, and having absolute control over the world and everything in life!!! You've got no principles, just like all the demons and previous monsters lords before, just like all the rest!"
>The hero manages to counter Lilith's successive strikes and even kick her across the ground. Though this does not harm or damage her greatly, as she gets up and continues looking at the hero.
>The hero goes on: "If the whole world has gone to shit. And is as unstable, rotten, hostile and unforgiving and cruel as you claim it to be. You're just another maggot crawling in the pile."

Will any of you memesters get this reference?

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Who would win in a slap off fight. A Minotaur or Siberian Jinko Vasiliysa Kamotska?

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>>38903740
Heavy Cavalry! HEAVY!

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the land of milk and honey

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>>38903740
Instructions unclear, bred magical snek instead

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38903794
yeah, but take a guess y no responsed and u had to respond to your self

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>>38903806
Slav Monsters are banned and are to be kicked out of the nation due to the on going war.

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>>38903835
it was funnier to watch him languish on his own

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>>38903842
It's Slavs vs. Slavs.

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Hey, anon! You want to go to the abandoned church at 12 am? They say u can hear prayers and weird cermonies. Im bringing food and some flashlights, What u bringing?

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>>38903881
Meat

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The Order is getting really desperate to get people back in the pews.

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>>38903892
Meat... okay, just be wary of attracting the wendies

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>>38903825
It's very hip to fuck bees

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>>38903907
I thought attracting things was the idea

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>>38903923
I can't lie these designs by Toumasu live rent fucking free in my goddamned head like smoke.

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>>38903898
Anon, everyone knows or is aware Genshin Impact is a husbando game. If anything monstergirls be very popular or a well received and good reviewed game by monstergirls who love and enjoy the game.

Monstergirls be spending gacha money to pull for Childe, Zhongli and Zipangese monstergirls be pulling for Kazuha, Thoma and Ayato.

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>>38903826
you don't see a lot of small, slender snake. i'd be lying if i said i didn't prefer big meaty snek but it's also nice to see some variety.

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"Brun Osea to the ground anon!"

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>>38903934
we investigating a seemingly abandoned church, but i dont want to get stuck instead and have to do puzzles while making sure that weird monster nun doesn't come running after us

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Bully foxes

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>>38903996
I don't want to bully foxes since Tamamo go out

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>>38903794
"Where for out thou not already parished!?"

"Nano machines my boy! whence faced upon the blows of any, solidification is their appropriated response."

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>"Cosmo, Wanda. I wish the Japanese rock that contained Tamomo Mae is fixed so that she will be imprisoned again!"

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>>38903996
She will remember this.
>>38904003
This, I'm scared of Foxes now.

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>tfw no cat auntster

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This is the face of a woman who regrets not having safe sex and being unprepared for a child.

Please remember to practice safe sex if you and your partner just want to enjoy sex but are not ready to be parents yet.

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what are your guyses thoughts on wonderland?

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>>38904072
kind of spooky but i would

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>>38904072
Wonderland is cringe.

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>>38903996
>>38904003
>>38904024
I hope you'll be leaving a nightly offering of fried tofu out unless you want to be punished

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>>38904072
a fun place to go dick around in, in more ways then one. also i want to see the wocks in their natural habit and play a tuba as one walks by

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>>38904036
Gonna have lots of cousin daughters soon

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>>38904086
Yes mistress.

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>>38904036
>no cat momster catching you mating pressing your auntster
atleast she has grandchildren now right?

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>>38904089
I feel like you could do that behind any wonderland monster

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>>38904089
go birdwatching so you can see what jubjub do when they're not horny

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>>38904129
>jubjubs
>not horny

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>>38904136
less horny?

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>>38904072
Alices are cute and funny and I want to have tea with one.

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>>38904072
probably my favorite set of monsters overall

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>>38904206
hell yes.

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>>38903546
Where are the local Sabbaths?

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>>38904226
humpties are ok-ish. plus the slime is quite useful as an ingredient.

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>>38904072
I want to fuck every wonderloli!
>>38904226
Including the egg!

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>>38904251
based.

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>>38904226
I kind of appreciate the humpties just for being a bit bizarre even if they're not my thing at all.

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>>38904251
Every loli deserves love

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I want to have oyakodon with a humpty and her jubjub daughter!

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>>38904303
I need goat milk.

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Need slime

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>>38904381
I bring you my favorite slime pic

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>>38904414
The absolutely useless shoes are funny

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I want to take the shota potion and look for lonely desperate hag monster women and intentionally call them "mommy"

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>>38904324

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>>38903954
I just wish Mihoyo gave Yae traditional fox ears and tails and not made her ears hidden in her hair in a weird way or her tails only visible for 2 seconds

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did we ever do a story with how corruptive ushi blood is?

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>>38904006
Imagine a Cheshire riding your dick or your face while quoting MGR the whole time

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The Biblically Accurate Christian Angels along with their hierarchies. How do you translate it into MGE? Or not exactly? As they'd serve as the "true final bosses" and final big bads of MGE when the Chief God and Order finally fails and fall?

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>>38904570
Always made me wonder if there were male angels in MGE since it would be strange for angels to also be affected by the demon lords influence.

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>>38904570
You can bet your ass all MG angels all going to be Valk and Angel style, he will not base them from biblical angels.

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>>38904570
I feel like a throne would look a bit like an angelic gazer

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>>38904570
Don't bring the Abrahamic God into this. He would put that entire world to the torch.

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Preggo fockses

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>>38904570
I like MGQ actually making angels monstrous, it was refreshing

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>>38904426
very soft moth

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>>38904581
he's quite unprepared for oniichan chariots.

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>>38904588
I think the creator of all things wouldn't have any issues with lolis.

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>>38904581
>God has a problem with a bunch of virgins getting married and making children
>Every marriage is loving and happy
never understood this take tbqh.

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>>38904578
There must be, since it is explicitly stated that angels and valks are not monsters and in fact have a high resistence to monsterization. If the Overlord influence monsterized all angels immediately, then it would directly contradict the profile plus it would had been immediate game over for the Chief God. However given the current Chief God is female, this might be used as an excuse of there being exclusively female angels and valks or at least almost exclusively.

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>>38904570
Hayyoth MG when?

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>>38904596
His problem would be less with the marriage and more with the open demonic presence and worship.

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>>38904601
It's not like they're actual biblical demons tho and even source material says the sabbath isn't even an actual religion.

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>>38904606
That's true, they're Japanese memedemons.

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>>38904596
>>God has a problem with a bunch of virgins getting married and making children

He doesn't.

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>>38904582
why is she confused?

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>>38904611
Well that's what I'm saying. it seems like it's a pretty common meme that God would have an issue with monster girls, but I don't really get why he would.

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>>38904601
MGE demons are not actual demons and "mamono" while they are translated as "demons" it would be more fit to call them "yokai". I know Zipangu has the specific term, but it is clear KC use the term "mamono" more in hand with the Japanese folklire of yokai and less with the biblical demons.

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>>38904582
If only Tamamo would descent upon this world and bless me with a fox wife to impregnate over and over again without cease.

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>>38904620
The misconception that mamano are actual demons.

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>>38904606
Even if it was, YHWH's commandments regarding religion are
>Whatever you worship, worship Him most
>No idols

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>>38904620

From the top of my head the only things I think God would have a problem with regarding MGs is that they are not humans, thus could be argued it is a form of sex similar to bestialism or homosexuality and premarital sex.

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>>38904622
To be fair, "ghosts" and "spirits" are still considered as malicious demons using trickery to get their desired outcome.

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So it looks like the Bible Accurate Angels would indeed serve as the final act bad guys of MGE. When the Order and the (current) Chief God falls and is corrupted for good. The Bible Accurate Angels who've served The Original Chief God and who have been around way longer than the (current) Chief God would look at everything and essentially be like:

>"They have fallen... We must correct these severe mistakes ourselves."

After all, the MGE world is a JRPG type setting. And it ain't a JRPG if the "true final boss" isn't God or some all powerful God. Or in this case, the more experienced, veteran and powerful angels have had enough of the Mamono hi-jinks and start pulling up their sleeves to deal with it themselves.

>"Do not be afraid."
>t.Bible Accurate Angels addressing the few remaining Pure uncorrupted Order Faith Worshippers when they descend on the world to do final showdown against the Mamono

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>>38904641
The Hebrew of the earliest verse about the homogays implies that men were cucking their wives with men a whole bunch.

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/MGT/: Waifus and Bible Study.

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>>38904641
I've always seen it as if you can produce healthy babbies through your wild and crazy married sex, then it's fine.

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>>38904647

There is actually the possibility that the Original Chief God planned or wanted the current world to be what it is. If he didn't then he would make a better final boss than ancient angels. Or maybe some sort of actual cosmic horror that the Chaos girls keep in check.

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>>38904647
I'd like to imagine that instead the original Chief God comes back from his vacation in a Hawaiian shirt and sun glasses and in true sitcom fashion goes "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT'S GOING ON" and decides this is a way better system and sends current Chief God to bed without dessert.

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>>38904655
yeah, study.

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>>38904647
True Final Boss is a man-made "god" created as a symbol of human superiority

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>>38904675
So Morrowind?

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>>38904665
>"Oh thank goodness you're finally back and can get rid of all those terrible monsters!"
>"what do you mean it's supposed to be like that"
imagine the seethe.

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>>38904679
Haven't played that game. Heard it's good, though.

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>>38904675
Well guess what, it just so happens the monster girls were working on their own monster-made god to fight the human-made one. They’ll have a climactic ultimate battle in front of both armies, and then they’ll fuck.

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>>38904655
The scripture says it's not blasphemy to breed with fox demons, the lady said so.

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>>38904580
>an angelic gazer
Oh fuck yes please

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>>38903197
Does he not know there's a frustrated fish near him?

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>>38904900
The best way to avoid rape is to just ignore the monster. They'll lose interest and leave

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>>38903197
>Fishing is so boring...

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>>38904068
What about a man who tried to practice safe sex but got sabotaged.

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>>38904924
>ignore the monster
>pull your covers over and try to sleep
>she crawls in
what now bros? ignoring doesnt work

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>>38904900
>>38904924
She's just worried about him

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>>38903243
Fuck off

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>>38904954
that's why they call it practice. better luck next time

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I love my wife Meiya!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>38904994
>heart shaped mole
hadnt' considered that

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>>38904994
fat titted jubs

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>>38904994
I don't want to offend you, but your wife looks like an utter pervert.

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>>38905036
She's a JubJub, that's normal.

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>>38903314
>exaggerated moaning while flicking it on and off

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>>38904994
what is she doing?

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>>38905050
Picture taken seconds after attacking during Royal Invitation

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>>38905050
looks like roosting

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>>38904994
>heart mole
My mind is blown.

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>>38905050
she's about to do what the speedrunners call, a backwards long jump onto my pelvis

>>38905036
she is and that's just the way i like her.

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>>38905084
yeah! heart mole the best.

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>>38905092
>backwards long jump onto my pelvis
>mgs doing crazy acrobatic stunts onto their husbands dick
is your wife going for the high score?

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>>38905100
i mean it makes sense for harpies to do stunts, so i guess she's going for the high score.

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Monsters are so horny they will shill out big bucks for commissioned artwork of whatever perverted fantasy they have even when the artist is absolutely terrible at art

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>>38905154
>even when the artist is absolutely terrible at art

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>>38905154
they don't have that much use for money apart from husband hunting so they end up with a lot of disposable income.

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>>38905163
>pic
A succubus paid a week's worth of salary for that piece

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>>38905165
Rape caves are pretty low-cost, it's true.

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>>38905167
>an OL succ paid her weekly wage for a picture instead of asking that anon from the subway train out
no wonder succubus are dorks

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>>38905207
One day they will get married and have actual family, even if it takes decades. Until then making a family in the Sims with anon's surname will have to do

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>>38904582
I'm convinced I was brainwashed by foxes, because pregnant foxes activate the kind of response in my brain that no other species does.

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>>38905212
>making a family in the Sims with anon's surname
>he finds this out when ole succ invites him in for tea
what kind of excuse would she use? how would anon comfort her?

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>>38905163
The Art Fairies love all things expressive regardless of fidelity to realism

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>>38905230
I know we kid around in this thread but unironically the only options are either confessing or rape. Not sure why monstergirls don't rape more if I'm being honest, I know I would in their shoes.

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>>38904955
That picture is my dream

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>>38905267
do you really want that? a bunch of big sweaty monsters sneaking into you bed and ravishing you?

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>>38905282
Not him but so long as I’m not tied up and can freely grope and thrust how I want then yes.

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>>38905494
Working in food delivery in MGC just trying to earn some cash must be annoying as hell

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>>38905494
stupid sexy brown kots thinking they're too good for anything

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>>38905494
>my body would suffice
only for your husband ma'am, that will be $25.99 plus tip

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>>38903546
"can I ride you?"

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>>38904665
Do some anons forget that the monsters were made explicitly as population and general technology control for humanity.

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https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/08/invasive-joro-spider-us-east-coast

Enjoy your new wives east coasters.

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>>38906140
>Tamamo is released
>suddenly spiders
Oh no

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>>38906177
How much longer do I have to wait before the Tengu are released? I want my bird reporter wife

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>>38906233
Aya is so pure and honest! I trust her!

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Hot, sweaty sex with a bunny deep in heat

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>>38904072
NEED hat.

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>>38903923
but do the bees like jazz?

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>>38906140
An arachne that isn't femdom is my dream. I will gladly take this challenge and make love to her throughout the day so I can have this dream.

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>>38906403
This character single handedly made me a bunny lover, and then the ffxiv bunnies consolidated such love.

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>>38906475
Sup snow bro. Let's take our wives on a double date sometime.

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>>38906545
My wife and I wouldn't mind going, can I ask my neighbor to tag along as well? He's married to a White Horn, and I'd say we're good buds. Our children have playdates all the time.

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>>38906781
>try to build sandcastle on beach
>get tackled by life guard telling you that your in urgent danger
>tides out
>nowhere near the water
>calm seas
>clear skies

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>>38906816
Boughtta be drowning in pussy. Thats the damger she meant.

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>>38906816

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>>38906865
You seem to be drowning there yourself friend.

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>>38906781
>>38906975
dog is cow

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>>38906177
I for one would embrace the return of the paranormal to the world. Even if we don't get to waifu monsters, at least the world would be more interesting.

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>>38906233
i want ran, my foxy mommy

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>>38907049
The cow goes moo.
The dog goes moo.
The cat goes moo.
The goat goes moo.
The sheep goes moo.
The horse goes moo.
The pig goes moo.
The chicken goes moo.

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>>38907262
the whole farm goes moo, even the crops and the scarecrow

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>>38907495
Scarecow is more like it.

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SEX.

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>>38907509
scary cow to scare away the birbs away and give scary milk

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>>38903148
After watch "the lighthouse" no i really don't want too

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>>38907612
>scary milk
So like, it glows in the dark? I her as my nightlight.

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>>38907189
The rule of materialism and atheism went on long enough. It's good to go back to having scary demon shit around every corner. And from a historical perspective the amount of time people insisted evil fox demons weren't real was actually quite short

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>>38907512
This will kill you.

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>>38907640
No, the spoopy part is that it actually glows in the light, but since there is a lot of light you wouldn't notice. It's scary to think you could very well be drinking normal milk.

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>>38907799
Don't care still gonna insert my dick inside her

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>>38907189
>Even if we don't get to waifu monsters
Careful what you wish for, it's all fun and games until your family/friends get murdered by a vengeful ghost or some shit.
Not everybody gets to become Van Helsing

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Dumb hag dragon

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>>38907798
We only need a return to the rural lifestyle from the urban city dwelling, like in the collapse of the roman empire, and we would be set for some comfy spoopy forests.

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>>38907905
Their flirting game is just a little rusty

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>>38907927
Now exorcising spirits by dicking them, that sounds better

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Call me a schizo, but I believe Tamamo is real and she got out for reals too. She might not be sucking Anon's dick, but she's real.
I have seen a supernatural creature when I was a kid, and I still believe there are other forces than just humans + Hell and Heaven working in this world.

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>>38907980
Only thing I care about is if it increases the chances of me knocking up a fox woman

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>>38907980
Considering the kind of thread we are in, I think Anons here would rather believe that she's out there AND sucking dick insted of heaven and hell being real.

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>>38907908
i want to picked up off the street by a rich old dragon as if I was stray dog and be her pet human

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>>38907884
Idk, I really like the idea of a Bogey who's tits glow brighter the more "maternal affection" she feels towards you.
>try to go to sleep, cuddling your plushwife
>instinctively start sucking her nips
>her tits light up to the point where they're basically two incandescent bulbs
Eh, I wasn't gonna sleep anyways

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>>38908008
Well every other story in folklore involves a guy cuming inside some weird shit he met in a forest, so I sincerely believe that it's possible and if you move out away from urban life - may happen to you too (or you get eaten, can't tell).

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>>38908036
>if you move out away from urban life - may happen to you too
>or you get eaten, can't tell.
I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>38907640
no, after you drink it, u geet real scared and run to te cow who made the milk for comfort

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>>38908036
There is a large connection between people living in cities insisting that stories about stuff we used to say lived in forest isn't real. Ivory tower academics.
Just believe, the real mge was here all along.

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>>38908036
I wouldn't honestly know which would be worst imo. We like to think about muh porn setting and cumming by the buckets, but the truth is that the human body isn't really built for the kind of shit we fap to. Some weird shit catching up to you and fucking you for all you are worth in the middle of the woods would be akin to torture.

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The fox uprising is upon us, demure kitsune wives shall ascend to the position of dominant mistresses!
Kunoichis replaced with fluffy tailed assassins
Wife slimes forced to wash their tails
Kappas tangentially allowed in by rule of childhood friend.
Zipangu shall only exist in a chaotic, fluffy mess

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>>38908140
sex is nice, but I think most people are here, because MGE girls are loyal and loving forever.
Also dying from sex is prefferable to dying alone in a shitty apartament, working tiresome wage job with idiots.
>>38908123
materialism and modernism is unironically making people close minded, untolerant and ignorant.

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>>38908229
>>38908140
remember anons, monster girls from MGE don't want to only fuck, they want to have a husband and a family and you cant have a husband if you killed the man

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>>38908183
I wouldn't mind my wife becoming fluffier, I just don't want her personality to change.

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>>38908280
why does your fox wife have horns?

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>>38908289
Actually the question is
>why does my cow wife have fox ears and a fox tail?
And you'll have to ask >>38908183

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>>38908309
ohhhh..... im slow

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>>38908183
Imagine the demon lord being Tamamo-no-mae instead of some random Succubus. We would be so fucked, in more ways than just the one.

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>>38908328
fluff for all!

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>>38908280
Personalities won't change but the fox ascendancy is coming.
You may have considered greenworm before but how will you consider her with all her fluff?

>>38908328
The end of our pelvises is nigh.

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>>38908386
can hide perfectly in fields of the fluffy crops

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>>38908386
Moth larvae are pretty fuzzy and they're quite considerable too.

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>>38908396
>>38908404
Blends in with fully grown wheat.
Well insulated for the fall through spring weather.

Mofuworm is here.

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>>38903546
Where is the gym and the shooting range?

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>>38908455
>Blends in with fully grown wheat.
so, uh, what happens during harvesting season?

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>>38908501
thats breeding season

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>>38908501
The very hungry caterpillar prepares to become a THICK papillion.

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How would one go about seducing a Seraphim?

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>>38908600
>Seraphim
go to heaven and get lost, then proceed to ask for help

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>>38908654
And how do I get to Heaven?
Don't bother replying to me Wisp-chan, I KNOW killing myself won't get me there.

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>>38908696
the typical jrpg way

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>>38908696
Have you tried buying a stairway to heaven?

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>>38908752
all the stores are closed

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>>38908810
You have to be sure, cause you know words sometimes have two meanings

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>>38908875
All that glitters is gold!

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>>38908696
Just draw this summoning cir- I mean portal rune on the ground, haha

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>>38908912
This is canonically possible in mge. I think the imp profile references using them as familiars.

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>>38909066
Holy fuck, that is a lot of tail

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>be a random dude in some bumfuck Order country
>find an old grimoire hidden deep in one of the libraries
>has instructions on how to summon a demon
>cool
>hide it and quickly go home before the inquisition gets suspicious
>lets see to summon a demon you need:
>make a summoning circle with chalk
>easy
>then write her name in runes along the circumference of the circle
>"her"? Come to think of it all the demons in this book are apparently female...
>doesn't matter
>and then finally "put a bottle of champagne, a box of chocolates and bouquet of flowers onto the designated area of the circle"
>I thought they'd want some goat blood or something
>there is also a section on wards but most of it is torn off
>Nah, I am sure it will be fine

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>>38909233
Who the fuck taught her how to use the computer?

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>>38909003
He has also referenced men reaching the abyss by way of rituals.
>4) Asura Mythra (the 7th Island's Diva) seems like she's from Abyss beyond the deep sea, are there any cases where a drowned men luckily reached the abyss alive without getting caught by sea MGs?
>Men don't really reach Abyss by sinking. They get all swooped by sea MGs when they're still in shallow waters. Abyssal MGs usually get men by coming up to the ground in search of one or by some ritual that pulls in men from somewhere. (KC)

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Merass

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>>38909239
>"How to summon demons"
>sticker peels off cover
>actually says "How to romance demons"

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>>38909239
Damn they expect real champagne? Do they think I'm made of money? I guess I won't be summoning anything

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>>38909233
How do I bait such foxes into tracking me down? Shitpost about shaving kitsune tails?

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>>38909327
Like this
I would never cum from stinky, cowardly fox pussy!

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>>38909327
Ah! A rat!

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>>38909275
I'm imagining this process with some Attenborough style narration
>At night, these Christmas cakes leave the safety of the deeper waters to find a mate. This requires them to make the long swim into the shallows in search of a summoning ritual. Although rare, these events are a bonanza for those girls seeking a husband.

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>>38909352
Behold, a fox!

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>>38909366
What girl would Diogenes end up with?

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>>38908600
>>38908696
Just be kind. They will think you are trying to seduce them even before meeting you and descend from heaven to rape you. You know angels are just monster girls but even horni-

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>>38909380
>Diogenes
Seeing how he's full-blown memelord, I would say a faggotcat. That or a dog girl of some kind, since he spend all his time among dogs.

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>>38909342
That's what they all say.

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>>38909408
Imagine a philosophy Kobold.
>Hi! I'm Daisy! What does it mean to be a good girl?

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>>38909408
>Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

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>>38908696
Die in a noble sacrifice helping your friends get a magical WMD, then defeat the soul of an evil conqueror who is trying to seize power in the afterlife.

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[Anonymous No.]

Ever since I saw this image memecat went up in my eyes.
Baphomets, jinkos, bogeys. Those are all normal girls for normal people. Maybe not totally normal but mostly. And too good for me. But cheshy is the autistic 4chan gf of my dreams.

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>>38909428
looks like shit just like the show

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>>38909428
>>38909479
>>38909503
Just because you want to fuck the main character it doesn't mean you need to spam that doctor garbage

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>>38909483
Cheshires are one of the best species, and I don't even think KC intended them to be internet elementals.

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>>38909545
>I want you for dinner in the bath
A classic.

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>>38909516
>you want to fuck the main character
But I'm not an alp.

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>>38909590
small but big cows

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>>38909483
Do NOT face a Cheshire alone when shitposting.

Today while posting on 4mon I replied to a Cheshire to try stop her from spamming a thread with cute boys.

She is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my virginity intact and I’m emotionally injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

I can’t imagine what she would do to a new, unsuspecting anon. I’m scared that I will have to face her again soon if I ever want to continue shitposting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Cheshires are so much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to get some respect.

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>>38909545
is it much trouble to bathe a snake or do they only like to soak before shedding?

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>>38909483
what about the clown bogie?

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>>38909604
yet you find an excuse to post a boy in a monster girl thread

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>>38909637
i do everyday, and all i do to shut them up, is to tell them that they will never get said boys like this, or being like this

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>>38909730
stop you're gonna radicalize her into becoming a rapist.

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>>38909626
Yes they're very pretty, but do they have a nice personality?

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>>38909637
I just ask her to demonstrate how she compares in compatibility with a human dick to a Vaporeon.

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>>38909750
rape is established as an intermediate jape, nothing radical about it. unless she does it while skateboarding or something

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>>38908183
I don’t think this changes my waifu at all.

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>>38905494
>Working as a delivery boy for Succupiz
>The dude working the phone hangs up and calls for attention, white faced
>He has a delivery, a single pie
>For an address on Hag street
>We all know it's a death sentence but Corporate would blow their top if we get a bad review
>We draw straws and Timmy gets the short one
>Poor, sweet, baby faced Timmy
>We line up before the exit as an honor guard
>He is barely holding back tears as our most seasoned veteran walks alongside him, whispering encouragement
>The cooks silently hand him an empty pizza box
>It'd be a waste of a good pizza after all
>Even our tanuki boss stops masturbating to the balance sheet and waves him off from the office
>He looks back one last time at us, his expression almost serene
>My eyes wet as I realize it is the last time I'll see Timmy as a single, unfucked boy
>He speeds off in his bike, and we all quietly return to our posts
Such is life in the MGC pizza industry

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>>38909890
She gets a fluffier tail

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>>38909897
Looks like fun support for Lament.

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>>38909907
I would absolutely deliver pizza in MGC. I want to get fucked by all sorts of Monster Girls, building a pizza harem.

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Anyone got a link to KC talking about hellhound chest fluff basically being instant loss levels of strong

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>>38909910
Oh nooooo

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>>38909945
I'm betting having a Bicorn or Nurarihyon wife would be a great plus for delivery boys.

>pizza place gets a call from some pervert neet asking for a meat lover's delivered by a "cute anime looking boy with a big dick"
>"JOE! MANWHORE! You pie to deliver and a new wife to pick up, hurry!"

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>>38908183
>every Witch is now also a Kitsune-tsuki
>every Sabbath now has easy access to Theiromancy
>Runya Ratas get even fluffier
I'm very okay with this.

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>>38909996
I used to not like Bicorn until I realized I'm an absolute slut for pretty much every species, and thus a Bicorn and Nurarihyon have become a requirement to my life.

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>I found these

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>>38910017
Kitsunaholes

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>>38910010
This. In the MGE world, I'd be a total manwhore; I'd need a Bicorn, Nurarihyon, or Dryad to help with that.

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>>38910044
Fucking based. I'd incubize so goddamn fast it wouldn't be funny, doing nothing but fucking every goddamn species I can and forming the biggest wife harem on earth.

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>>38909996
Must be a lot of shy neets that use pizza as a way to meet men
>That one 'sabbath' branch that orders one pizza a week
>They leave the door open and the payment 12 steps inside
>Anon always hears heavy breathing and squelching while 4 pairs of eyes stare at him from the shadows while he goes inside to get it

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>>38910087
And think about the reverse scenario.
>Shy men order pizzas to try to get mamono delivery girls
>Pizza places always send lolis if the guy orders a cheese pizza

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>>38910116
>MG-run pizza places just straight up put a “Delivery girl preference” blank on their online ordering forms
Obviously they can only pick from their available staff, but it’s pretty close.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about my waifu and how she likes to kick off and bounce off surfaces when levitating around, rather than just drift from point A to point B. It occurs to me that
>She'd probably get handrails installed on the sides of cabinets and the corners of walls, to more easily cling to them
>She'd frequently use me as a vaulting surface, both for practical use and to tease me
>With proper care, she can maneuver silently about the house.

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>>38910116
who ordered the meatlovers?

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>>38910154
"Send me your entire staff and twenty pizzas". Think they'd go for it?

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>>38910116
>>38910154
>mark down no contact delivery
>can now enjoy my mediocre chain restaurant pizza in solitude
Checkmate monsters

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>>38910190
That just means they're going to send a ghost girl

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>>38910010
>get Bicorn and Nurarihyon wives
>they each form their own harem that competes for your affection
>"Anon, my love, you are just in time! The twins are back from school, I think the four of us can enjoy a little refreshment before dinner~"
>"Oh no, he is so tired! He wants to rest under the hips of a strong woman who will drain all the stress from him! Sasha, bring your striped ass in here!"
>"It's always brute force with you, isn't it? Come anon, let's go to our room. The horse can come too and watch if she wants"
>"Of course I want to watch, but I want only the best for anon, unlike you, you freeloader! I-I may not have a pair of pyrow twins for you, but Sasha was lifting weights until just now! Imagine those sweaty abs, being pinned under them, with me to clean you up afterwards, ooohh..."

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>>38910190
>here door knocking
>wait a few minutes so they can leave.
>go grab pizza.
>start eating on computer
>suddenly feel your cock get hard
>look and see a ghost beneath your desk.

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>>38910245
This sounds fucking divine. Especially the twins.

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>>38910190
You now have a Kunoichi wife, congratulations

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>>38910202
>pizza has ectoplasm all over it
i'd try a bite

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>>38910268
What should I do?

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>>38910202
>>38910254
>>38910268
I'm leaving a one star review they failed to follow instructions

[Anonymous No.]

I like Bicorns but I don't like that they get rewarded to cheating men. That's not fair

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>>38910375
i don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, all this talk about getting your dick wet with the delivery girl, but it's just me the one that legit wants the pizza? I'm hungry as fuck. There will be enough time to dick some thirsty demon when my stomach is full.

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>order pizza
>write down blond baphomet mage for delivery girl preference
>They never send the pizza but every few weeks they leave a hang in there kitty poster outside the door

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>>38910398
i'd just go get the pizza then. who pays for delivery?

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>>38903390
The only dream related to MGE I’ve ever had was eating out a lolified vampire

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>>38910417
Which one?

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>"Yes anon. The others cancelled at the last minute, you wont mind being the only guy today, right?"
There werent other guys from the start

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>>38910474
Fuck no I don't mind I was hoping for this

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What girl is best for NOT immediately jumping my bones and trying to get into my pants? I don't think I could handle that.

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>>38910116
Extra beef please.

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>>38910417
Based

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>>38910504
consider a dormouse

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Bro do you even pose?

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>>38910504
jinko but she will jump your bones the moment you try anything like licking her abs or have a visible erection
don't expose your back either

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>>38910563
how does a jinko play it off after she instinctually pounces on anon after he exposes his back?

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>>38910549
Can my waifu pretend to be my stand?

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>>38910563
>don't expose your back either
Sustain eye contact to make her spill spaghetti.

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Make all quadrupeds into bipeds

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>>38910642
doe pussy

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>>38910664
Based frontpussy lover.

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>>38910664
People like you don't deserve to live

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>>38910549
Chuuni monsters should be teased for their silly poses

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>>38910504
Unicorn.

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>>38910802
I wonder how much getting kicked by a horse in MGE would hurt.

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>>38910664
It's not a deal breaker, but you're taking away the practicality of having a horsewife. What's she gonna do, give you piggyback rides everywhere?

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>>38910817
>It's not a deal breaker
Then what is?

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>>38910664
give them limited shapeshifting between two forms and we have a deal

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>>38910817
I don't care for the massive horse half, but I do like satyrs.

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>>38910549
Nope
Too fat

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>>38910831
Making her human.
>>38910851
Then don't fuck her horspussy. She'd be fine with only using the front.

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>>38910664
Direct improvement on all of them honestly

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>>38909309
Rituals are all about intent, man.
>Use a box of wine, the cheapest, smallest Russell-Stover chocolates you can find and some Dandelions from the yard
>Summon trailer trash demon

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Cow boobs too heavy

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>>38910882
>Use literal antiseptic alcohol because you are too dumb to know the difference
>You actually summon a Succubus as dense as a Wurm
I see it as a win-win.

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>>38910872
Yes

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>>38910882
>trailer trash demon
>doesn't sleep around due to MGE rules
>have to keep her away from drugs
>really cheap and low maintenance
I'm okay with this.

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>>38910896
I wish to act as this cows bra.

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>>38910817
>practicality
Taking away the horse half increases practicality. Even without MGE double vaginas I could live with horsepussy, but the height and bulk of most of a horse just makes it hard for horse wives to do things, fit anywhere, groom themselves or get clothes. Free horseback rides anytime isn't a worthwhile tradeoff most of KC's horses are so good I'd still take one, though.

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>>38910504
Alice.

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>>38910989
Technically, I guess.
She just drives you insane until you rape her.

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>>38910998
It's not insanity. She's just helping you see the truth!

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>>38910998
With alice you lose

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>>38910955
I don't think the centaurs in MGE are that much taller than men. And given the amount of larger-bodied girls, lamia, arachnes, dragons, etc. I'm sure mamano friendly places have already compensated for space issues.

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>>38910504
>Unicorns
>Pyrows (heavy flirting all along, but you might get to make the first actual move)
>Succubi, oddly enough
>Inari
>Whitehorns
>Sea bishops

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>>38910504
Devils. They'll spoil you in every other way until you beg them for sex.

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>>38911037
You can't really "compensate" for that kind of thing in any sort of crowd, and tailoring every single private and public space to allow for taurs and spiders doesn't make sense; you'd probably see areas for big girls like you see setups for wheelchairs now unless we're talking about places that are predominantly centaur. Unless the horse bits are tiny I can't see the average doorway's height not giving centaurs issue, either. Polymorph is the answer to most of these problems, but it's temporary and apparently fails at the drop of a hat. I still assert that satyrs are better, but centaurs are worth it.

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>Have vampire mom
>Older dhampir sisters
>Sisters has almost all the cool powers mom has
>They can turn into a bat or wolf
>Have a mist form
>Teleportation
>Super strength
>Super speed
>And they backdash really fast for some reason
>Ask mom and dad when will I get powers like my sisters
>They awkwardly look at each other then me
>Mom says I’ll have the great power of making an undead girl really happy in the future
Anon I’ll get powers to right? I know I’m not adopted I look too much like dad, I won’t be the powerless black sheep in family right?

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>>38910504
Any girl with some aphrodysiac power that can get you hot and bothered. After a while you will think of nothing but SEX SEX SEX and beg/rape her

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>>38911189
For some reason, I ended imagining a Centaur having to go to the 10+ floor of some big building. Imagine trying to shove a horse into an elevator and tell me you wouldn't panic a bit.

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>>38911205
>Mom says I’ll have the great power of making an undead girl really happy in the future
Bold of her to assume you will keep it in the family.

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>>38911232
Demon lord forbid! You're getting married to that wight girl she keeps scheduling play dates with.

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>>38903142

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Boys Breed Better with Birds.

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>>38911376
birb butt

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>>38911189
>Unless the horse bits are tiny I can't see the average doorway's height not giving centaurs issue, either.
I think you're thinking centaurs in MGE are bigger than they are, and in fairness, other media usually portrays them as such. Comparing the pic in my previous post with the one in the profile, I can't see centaurs having difficulty going through doorways. Assuming the man in last pic is average height, I doubt the centaur in that pic is over seven feet tall. The length of her body would be the only problem I could see, but even still, I doubt she'd take up the standing space of more than 3-4 people.

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I'm bored. Survey time.
How well can your waifu/fav girl hold her liquor, and how does she get when drunk?

Mine is a lightweight that tries to avoid alcohol altogether. Just a bit of it makes her overly clingy and emotional, rubbing herself all over me and refusing to let me get away as she showers me in affection and bemoans her own perceived problems. This eventually devolves into her thoroughly milking me until I pass out.
When she sobers up, she gets super embarrassed

Pic unrelated (except when trying to get my waifu drunk)

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>>38909590
Peak female body

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>>38911358
>Clearly a split jaw
>Extremely flexible throat
I’m going out on a limb and saying that she ate the missing person

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I require big and meaty birbs.

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>>38911376
needs tail feathers

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>>38911430
>in fairness, other media usually portrays them as such
Because that would be the result of slapping a human torso on the neck of a horse capable of carrying an adult male, let alone pulling things, yes. What you're suggesting would make one of the few interpretations where a creature that's mostly horse isn't huge. Even without going into unreliable visual analysis of drawings, let's say you're right and KC made his centaurs tiny to make frontpussy more accessible or something. Is that actually better? You've now got 90% of the horse problems with like 50% of the majesty of having with a horse. Imagine going for a ride on your wife's back and getting mogged by some guy on a dumb animal. At least little girls would think she's cute.

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>>38911205
your best bet is to get into spellcasting, will take a lot of time but by the end you'll be a good match for your peers and also no Castlevania game is complete without the optional magus character
sorry, but it has to be this way. now get to reading the spellbook

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>>38911681
Holy FUCK I need tall wife.

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Despite posturing and putting on airs, Gazer is a sweet and loving girl with the heart of a pure maiden.
Just don't point that out to her or she'll retaliate with eye beams.

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>>38911742
I don't like being watched...
Gazers are scary.

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>>38911707
Or you can ask her to make you smol.

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>>38911775
I'd still need tall wife.
I must have tall wife.

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>>38911591
>What you're suggesting would make one of the few interpretations where a creature that's mostly horse isn't huge.
It's also the only interpretation that I know of where the centaur has two vaginas. Yes, I do think it's better. The only issues I'd have with sex with a centaur from other media is height and horse vagina being, well, made for horse dick. KC has stated the latter is not an issue in MGE, their vaginas got smaller. Knowing that, and taking into consideration the art I've posted is KC's, I think it's reasonable to assume they are smaller than other centaurs to make sex easier.
Just a personal note, if I had a centaur wife I wouldn't live in a city where the majority of space issues would occur, I have a feeling most centaurs would agree, preferring the country life where they can excursive easier.

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>>38911754
Well, I do like being watched by her. It's comforting to me.
If I had to guess why, it's because knowing somebody out there sees my struggles and hardships makes my existence more meaningful. Even callous words and taunting remarks are better than being ignored.

Maybe it seems backwards, but it makes more sense to me that Gazer would be obsessed with being able to watch others, rather than having others watch her. She is the one named "Gazer". She's the one with all the eyes. Anyway blindfold play with Gazer-chan. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

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>>38903142

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>>38911841

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>>38911920
I suppose farm equipment is expensive these days, too. As is fertilizer.

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>>38911920
>Centaurs and wyverns getting in on the ride business.
>Lich just confused as to why her husband would even need a car.

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>>38911936
How is this relevant to MGE?

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Centaurs schlick to videos of strong farmers cleaning horse's hooves

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>>38911985
>proud centaur masturbating to humans cleaning centaur feet
I believe it.

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>>38911920
>imagine traveling long distances in any way other than walking or folding space

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>>38912015
>Mature centaur knight cums after being told she has nice hooves!
>More news at eleven

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Reminder Gazers are watching when you masturbate

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>>38912043
Pretty rude of her to just watch when she could help out

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>>38912043
Can't I have a Devil watching me instead? Or Ceiling Cheshire?

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>>38912032
>centaurs are the new elves
>3000 year old elves seething

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>>38911221
>Get into elevator with two percheron centaurs
>They back into it "for a speedy exit"
>A roomy elevator turns into a stuffy pit of horse ass
>They keep pressing their horse pussy into my face while breathing heavily

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>>38912077
Cheshires suck for this kind of covert mission since they will just laugh or SHEEEESH smugly and loudly during it

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>>38912032
>centaurs
>dragons
>elves
>jinkos
Why are the proud ones so fun to tease?

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Reminder that humans can outrun horses. But since horses have higher endurance they will still get you in the end

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>>38912015
I wonder if the Hoof GP is considered one of the best youtubers around with Holstaurs, HakuTaku, and Minotaurs.

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Are there buff 7ft Inaris/Youkos? If so, how can I get one?

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>>38912122
gap moe I guess?

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Hug fox

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Yo what happened to that alternative collection of images on the archive?

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>>38912131
Oh definitely, its one of those things they would have trouble doing themselves and would get aroused to the thought of having a man to do it for them. Like getting a scalp massage from a girl with long nails. I've gotten foot callouses cut off before so it's easy to see how hoof cleaning would be very satisfying for hoofed girls.

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>>38911841
You can't even make an assumption about their size based on the art after what he pulled with sandworm, it'd be based on his other reactions to potential issues in the setting. Your point is still supported and fair, but art really doesn't mean shit. On that note, we have art of a whitehorn being ridden, right? I can't find it. I guess we'll just disagree on preferred size.

Country life still wouldn't sidestep size issues when she needs to come inside or travel in a mechanized world, either. That would only be solved, again, by placing everything within centaur walking distance and arranging furniture layouts, building plans and the like to suit centaur needs. That'd be the real reason you'd see communities of horsefags; not any sense of kinship, but because things get inconvenient when they're not grouped up.

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>>38912177
No idea, the text file with links to it is still in MEGA, but they don't work.

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>People wanting to be delivery boys
Yeah no, you are not going to survive your first delivery.

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>>38912331
source?

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>>38911975
I need a car because she STILL hasn't taught me to cast Teleport myself. Also, vroom. Gremlins get it.

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>>38912112
Doesn't need to be covert. I just want her to watch me fap. Maybe even give some commentary.

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>>38912331
I'll be fine, pizzeria won't send me out to customers asking for "the cutest delivery guy you have~".

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>have an MG from one of the more timid or social species attempt to chat you up
>hold an unamused pause before answering with "Just how many strangers' cocks have you sucked this week?"
The ultimate monsteroid menace destroyer.

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I finished it. Traditional folk attire Kikimora. Tomorrow I will do a few quick sketches of requests, to practice.

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>>38912246
Once again, centaurs are not the only large monster girls. A good number are larger than humans, enough to influence architecture and planning to accommodate. Would you see it order states? No. Probably pretty common in monster friendly areas though.

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>>38910504
Dhampir, they like to properly romance you first

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>>38911376
Why is her ass branded?

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>>38912358
It isnt on panda so here it is https://nhentai.net/g/279384/

>>38912397
Sorry anon but the pizzerias work with them, they are ordering you not the pizza.

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>>38912470
She looks like she might randomly start ranting in polish when angry.

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>>38912624
>he doesn't tattoo his name on his wife's ass
I know there's no practical reason for it, I just like to see that she's mine. Like a more permanent, and intimate collar.

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>>38912470
>Polish kiki
Sorry but I only hire Lithuanian kikis, their accents are even thicker and they speak even less English

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>>38912679
Your wife is gonna tattoo YOUR ass

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>>38912696
Acceptable trade.

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>>38912470
really cool dress, i like it

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>>38912470
Ładna Kiki.

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>>38912470
>polish kiki gets super mad when silly american master keeps asking her for traditional russian stuff.

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>>38912476
>A good number are larger than humans, enough to influence architecture and planning to accommodate.
Not really, though. The only ones that that might require consideration near the level of centaurs are arachnes, and even then things get easier when you can walk on walls and don't have an ass at chest height. For the relative minority that can't function normally in completely standard human buildings it's just taller doors and widely spaced chairs. You'd only expect to see super optimization in areas where there are a lot of one particular type of MG.

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>>38912670
That's how you tell the country of origin of a Kikimora.
>>38912692
They are also good at basketball.
>>38912722
Thank you, took a while
>>38912725
No nie?
>>38912727
Mistaking your Kiki's origin is considered a faux-pax among the meidokind.

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>>38912470
Very nice, bro. I love it. Can't wait to see your next project.

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>>38912470
>Kraków
Does she know any dragons?

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>>38911920
what is this reddit shit

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>>38912813
I wanted to do some sketches to practice speed, I'll propably ask for requests tomorrow.
>>38912826
In a city famed for them? You bet.

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>>38907980
Would calling on the name of Jesus help exorcise fox spirits?

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Alp sex.
Please Goddess Eros, Mara, Chief God, whoever. I NEED to have sex with an Alp woman.

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>>38912743
Ignoring the sandworm in the room
>amazons
>cancers
>dragons
>girtablilu
>griffon
>grizzly
>hakus and holsts are often depicted as pretty tall
>harpies (wingspan)
>lamias
>minotaurs
>Ogres
>oomukade
>queen slime (rare, but I'm throwing her in anyways)
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Not including all the subspecies because that would take to long.

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>>38913040
>Alp woman
Uhh... Anon?

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>stone gets broken
>fox posting skyrockets
How long till the rest of the monster girls in the world seal the fox of disaster again?

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>>38912875
That line and conversation made me go from like 20-50 for the Kraken girl to 200%. I would had immediately claimed her as my future wife right there and then.

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>>38913070

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>>38913092
So where is the ancient tiger rock?

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>>38913040
This is literally latent faggotry, Anon.

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>>38912743
>>38913053
Oh yeah, Jinkos. I'm sure there are more I missed.

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>>38913167
>tiger
>>>being sealed
Unlike foxes that are assosciated with disaster, tigers are more assosciated with power and benevolence:
>In Chinese culture, the tiger is the king of the beasts and has been presented with a 王 (pinyin: wáng; lit. 'king') on his forehead for centuries. According to legend, the tiger's tail would turn white when it reached the age of 500 years. In this way, the white tiger became a kind of mythological creature. It was said that the white tiger would only appear when the emperor ruled with absolute virtue or if there was peace throughout the world. Because the color white of the Wu Xing theory also represents the west, the White Tiger became a mythological Guardian Of The West.
China, India, Japan. Daji would be known as Tamamo and ruin the period she arrived. Tigers on the other hand would appear before those worthy or the right kingdom.

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>>38913164
Baby crazy monster girls are so fucking hot.

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>>38913039
Yae's tails are spectral. Does that make her a Kitsune-tsuki?

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>>38912470
damn now I want a slovak or hungarian mg

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>>38913266
>Father dies
>Inherit throne to all of all China
>Need to legitimatize your new rule and stop monster girl warlords from trying to seduce you
>Go into the southern jungles, find and marry a jinko
>Your mandate of heaven is now safe

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>>38912470
love it anon

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>>38912104
3000 year old centaurs stay winning

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>>38913307
Well, she is a fox but just hides it very well. I suspect sorcery.

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I am obsessed with raping single monstergirls. I want to chase down a succubus jogging in a park and rape her then do the same to other monsters around the city

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>>38913330
>oh no, some random man is raping me! Won't somebody help me!

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>>38913053
I'll give you girties, and oomukade, everything else is covered by larger doors and spaced seating; doors would rarely require any any architectural changes other than just getting a bigger door and I'd appreciate more generous seating most places anyway. Cancers are going to be oceanside like mermaids most of the time so they fall into that regional specialization mentioned, harpies can fold their wings, and shouldn't expect to fly indoors most places anyway, queen slimes often ARE the town and can send only a few instances inside if needed and whisps can leave the cage. A lot of girls would probably appreciate chairs with holes in the back and I do think you'd see a ton of those, but taur friendly buildings would not be the norm. Now compare your list to the rest of the entries in the encyclopedia and consider that girls like succs would be disproportionately more numerous.

You'd certainly better ignore sandworms because if you assert that EVERY monster is considered when designing everything there would be nothing but single floor buildings with dirt floors. Ridiculous, isn't it?

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>>38903142

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>>38913330
>t. Anon stuck in Succ pussy for 3 months
>tags: male:domination_loss

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>>38913341
Monsters going "Oh no! You can't cum inside! I don't want a baby!" while leglocking is hot as fuck

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>>38913349
Sandworms can shrink themselves down.

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Pinnocho but anon is the love doll of a lonely succ that wants both a aon and a husband, everytime he lies, his dick gets bigger

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>>38913330
I want a Cheshire to bait me into repeatedly raping and molesting both her and her Alice friend.

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>>38913368
And the blue titania godmother that gave him life for the sake of his mother's love

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>>38913349
>everything else is covered by larger doors and spaced seating
How much farther do you have to go to accommodate centaurs? Maybe special chairs or larger mats in restaurants? Also, bare in mind, we're not talking about changes made to an already human focused world, we're talking about a world that's had these larger monster girls for a thousand years.

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>>38913396
Polymorph potions and magic are always a thing for temporary inconveniences. Like trying to fit a centaur into one of those Court Alf gondolas

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tell me absolutely everything you know about MGC

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imagine /d/ragons

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>>38913404
Gonna waste a polymorph potion/the mana needed to cast the spell every time you want to sit down, or just get new chairs?

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>>38913424
oh you

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>>38913415
I imagine it as a mix between a 19th century European city and Gothic Americana with some exotic oriental/desert areas thrown in for good measure

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>>38913430
I assume most popular locales would have accomodations. In one of Magus' stories he mentions an auditorium with special seats for lamia, arache, and centaurs with some rafter perches thrown in for flying monsters which was a nice touch of world building

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>>38913415
gonna assume its coastal
Mayor Zombie got voted in recently
Pyramid station is the largest transport terminus
travel card lets you use all public transport and costs 120 a month
has an agrav race track
districts include hagville, THE REDZONE and the flower district
not car centric

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>>38913415
I recall lich labs and apophis industries have buildings there

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>>38913415
MGCPD can't or won't catch the uwaaabomber

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>>38913463
>120 a month
i aint paying that fee. im jumping the turnstil everytime
>>38913493
the sabbath bomb themselves for attention

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>>38913415
Mamono schoolgirls masturbate to news reports of serial rapists in their area.

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>>38913415
The point of saying MGC is to represent a blank slate of a generic city but with MGs in it. It could literally be anywhere in the world.

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This is peak succubus physique, you cannot convince me otherwise

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>>38913501
>can't get enough focus on little girls
>become big girls
Yeah, that'll help their cause.

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>>38913501
>tfw costs me ~60 to use one bus companies services for a month in my mostly rural area
120 for all public transport services in a metropolitan area sounds great

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>>38913415
It's the real world, but better in everyway.

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>>38913527
ogey
>>38913531
as in, sympathy from future oniichans

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>>38913463
>gonna assume its coastal
what;s the waterfront like?

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>>38913605
filled with eldritch monsters

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>>38913415
never go into the redrooms

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>>38913553
>"oh no, you poor little girl, you've been transformed into a thicc oneesan!"
>spell wears off
>doesn't go back to loli
Many such cases.

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Okay, we know the chances of scoring a single MG is 100% as long as you are willing to confess to her. But given the likely male situation in human realms. How hard/easy would it be for an incelanon isekaid to MGE to date a human female paladin or knight?

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no, THIS BE THE MONSTER GIRL thread

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>>38913657
As long as he devotes himself to the chief god like a good little orderfag? Probably as easy as dating any other human girl. Why the fuck would he do that?
Captcha: KRSPY

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>>38913632
This is peak Sabbath shape

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>>38913690
what? u ok in there?

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>>38913367
Partial polymorph is piss easy for all monsters. The entire conversation is moot when you consider that any MG can simply adapt themselves to a human environment, removing the need for any specialization at all outside of allowing for accidents. Movies would be awful for that last bit.

>>38913396
>How much farther do you have to go to accommodate centaurs?
Wider halls/openings/stairwells and corners meant to be taken wide would be the biggest structural changes ignoring height, but for public spaces you'd also want special/bar tables, massive lifts where they're used and centaur pits for movies. Unpaved surfaces to walk on would also be ideal. Keep in mind that even widening halls and stairs may not be insignificant if space is tight and I'm ignoring personal homes.

>Also, bare in mind, we're not talking about changes made to an already human focused world, we're talking about a world that's had these larger monster girls for a thousand years.
Literally doesn't matter since most of the population is still going to be humanoid and roughly human-sized regardless. I'm comparing the "changes" required to a modern human baseline, but the inefficiencies and problems introduced when accommodating centaurs remain the same and people would naturally want to avoid making them unless they were required to or there was a good reason.

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>>38913415
jabberwocks are banned from all you can eat buffets along with wurms, and worms

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Alps are sexy.

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>>38913679
>Probably as easy as dating any other human girl.
You mean as easy as any other human girl for MGE? Which could mean easier and he actually has a shot. Or as easy as other human girl in real life? Aka impossible?

>>38913679
>Why the fuck would he do that?

I am into female warriors and I don't see myself ever defeating a Lizardman or Salamander in combat. So I guess my only chance would be that female human warriors are easier than real world human women.

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>>38913527
Bush is underrated on these girls holy shit.

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>>38913777
u know that u can just trick a sally or lizze, ya know?

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>>38913756

Only if it is that one redhead martial artist Alp or someone similar, I would marry that Alp.

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Breed evil dragons

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>>38913799
>u know that u can just trick a sally or lizze, ya know?

How? And even so it seems very hard to do. I am overwhelmingly outmatched in strenght, skill and speed. And I think warriors are also in general intelligent.

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>>38913777
Take the Valkyrie pill

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>>38913777
>I am into female warriors and I don't see myself ever defeating a Lizardman or Salamander in combat.
Give Hinezumi a massage.

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>>38913605
>>38913613
It's one of those miserable cold waterfronts like the Great Lake cities. Except for one area the pharaoh spends a small fortune to keep warm, and the apophis on the other side of the waterfront who does the same thing.

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>>38913814
u got a brain, right? use it so u can get warrior pussy

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>>38913833
>Give Hinezumi a massage.

How will that help me when I can't defeat her in combat? Am I supposed to throw water at her while massaging her and rape her?

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>>38913777
He's clarified before that "beating" one of these monsters is often times less actually overpowering one of them but endearing yourself with them by challenging them over and over and not giving up.
From WG3
>Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.
From a tweet
>There are monster girls who want to groom men who can beat them, such as dragons and baphomet.
>They are the kind of girls that ordinary people can't beat, but strangely enough, they are also rather beatable by non-hero human men.
It is suspected that the monster girl instinctively pours out experience or magic power to help level the man she likes who repeatedly challenges her every time they fight.
In other words, the monster girl is making sure choose the man she wants to lose to (the one she likes) so that she can lose to him. ......!
Although we can't be sure, there are many stories of men who trained with Lizardmen from childhood as their childhood friends, and as they grew up, they gained an uncommon fighting ability to defeat Lizardmen.
>(The lizardman was successfully defeated by her childhood friend's penis and became a lizardbride)

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>>38913817
Don't Valkyries only go after men destined to become legendary heroes or chosen by the gods? That seems even harder than defeating a Lizardman or Salamander.

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>>38913702
Yeah, I love that blue haired big Bapho

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>>38913844
>u got a brain, right? use it so u can get warrior pussy

That doesn't answer my question anon. This is like if I say I have a problem and you reply with "solve it".

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>>38913864
Pure ones do, but if they get any sort of demonic energy, then they start thinking their lust is the voice of god and will fuck you

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>>38913850
>I'm really into Witches, Familiars, and fiendish mamono
>A Baph notices me desperately fighting my way into her Sabbath for one of her Witches
>She secretly grants me the power of one of those anti-mage fighters like Celes in FF6 or the blood elves in WC3

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>>38913415
MGC's Chinatown is full of smug, fat, lazy pandas who WILL trap you under them the moment you lower your guard. Request the protection of the nearest Jinko or Hinezumi if you're going in there as an unmarried man, and do not under any circumstances provoke the Youkos or you'll be publically humiliated and made their latest boytoy.

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>>38913874
one, dont fight a straight fight
two, try to fight at a range
three, make sure the target is caught offguard
Four: just go on up to her and ask her out

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>>38913892
and those pandas will use their endangered status to make sure you can't wiggle your way out

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>>38913883
Although I doubt being fairly indecisive and saying any Sabbath breed will do is going to be the same thing as someone confessing to one particular individual and never giving up. He's said that confessing to a monster that you only want them and nobody else is pretty much the greatest thing you can do towards getting a monster wife.
>They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly.
>"I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you.
>"I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

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>>38913882

Don't all Valkyries with mamono mana come from Valkyries that are hanging around with heroes and then she gets infected? How do you get a Valkyrie with mana that doesn't have a hero assigned to her?

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>>38913939
Some fight alongside female heroes. Those are your best bet.

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I wonder if individual body parts of monsters can "fall in love" with you, I think it would be very hot. For example, a musclefag husband that is always massaging the biceps and licking/fucking the abs of his Mino wife, those bodyparts will become more sensitive. But also if neglected will get "jealous" so if the husband is suddenly ignoring those parts, the Mino will get the urge of shoving his face into her abs and demand he licks them.

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>>38913935
I want to be with a Witch, a Familiar, and a fiendish mamono (demon, devil, imp, arch imp, succ, or pyrow - maybe multiple) - but definitely a Witch and a Familiar. And I'd find the cutest little magic nerd loli and her equally-but-not-identically cute companion and pursue them, even if it means being beaten down by a Sabbath's entire security staff.

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>>38913848
Try this
https://imgbox.com/g/aZNHWT7BJ5

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>>38913939
>Hero will Alp eventually
>Hero is too HFY to consider divine pussy
>Hero's motivation is his lover, Valk is helping him reach her

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>>38913979
Staff is there to protect you from the loli, not the other way around.

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>>38913999
I fucking that that I didn't even have to click on the images to know exactly where it was from.

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>>38913950

The daughters of monster Valkyries should be monsters too, so they too should be a very good bet too, likely even better than those following female heroes. I bet there are many of those in fallen god churches, so you can just ask a Dark Priest for one.

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>>38914005
Yes, but I think a Baph would find me barging in to try to claim that Witch as my own amusing, and might humor me by making me fight for her, or might find making me get strong enough I can take her by force amusing and/or arousing, or the Witch might want this all to happen so I can become strong enough to protect her from rival mages.

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>>38913848
Only lizards are this autistic about men's worth in combat, and even in their case it's not an unbreakable rule, while KC said said offering a massage to Hinezumi is a good way to pick one up. You have other options, too.

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>>38914038
>monster girl
>expressing any reluctance that a man wants her ever
Unthinkable. KC once tweeted that if two men wanted the same monster girl they would just be spontaneously cloned into two.
But that was early setting info and now fate just makes sure it never happens.

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>>38914065
I'm not saying she's actually reluctant, I'm saying the Sabbath sees me barging in like I'm ready to fight to get this Witch and plays along. No reluctance at all, just indulgence.

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>>38914065
>Unthinkable. KC once tweeted that if two men wanted the same monster girl they would just be spontaneously cloned into two.

He really did so? Wow, if he did this is really some "If Pinnochio says "Either my nose will grow nor or I will become a real boy" he will become a real boy because the universe doesn't allow for paradoxes to exist." next level thing. Do you have a source for that? This would strongly implied not getting rejected by MGs is not only in MGs nature, but literally a fundamental rule of the MGEverse.

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>>38914052
I am relatively new here. Any warrior monsters that doesn't have that requirement and would be good for a man just wanting to be protected by a strong girl? A plus if they have abs.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine the shenanigans between an uptight ol dragon and her laidback, neet, jabberwock sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914052
>Massage
>Hinezumi
Beast is going to fucking hate me for this but...

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO OIL UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914131
jinkos, centuars, hellhounds, wurms, and dark brave succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914131
They most likely would have some requirement but whether that is challenging them till you power up enough from fighting them or something unique to that individual. It's just that it isn't always combat.
>For Baphomet, it's "I want someone worthy of being my big brother. For dragons, "instinctive recognition of defeat" is the trigger for feminization, but it doesn't have to be pure brute force either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38913848
>Offer Hinezumi a massage
>She agrees
>Her guard is down and is at her most vulnerable
>Put her in a chokehold till she passes out
>Declare you defeated her
Is it craven? Yes but you still won

[Anonymous No.]

Open up anon, your doom has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914196
>They most likely would have some requirement

They actually don't. Lizardman and Salamander are the only warrior MGs with requirement. The overwhelming majority of MGs, including warriors don't have requirements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914131
I wholeheartedly recommend Jinkos, and I already posted Ochimusha. Depending on your tastes I can also think of Ocelomeh, Amazoness, and Orc (+ High Orc).

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914131
ochimusha
amazons
dullahans i guess
living armor
cursed sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914212
ah, my mail order zipangese fox wife came!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914198
Legally? It is questionable. Morally? It is disgusting.

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>>38914114
It's just people trying to break KC's setting for no reason by looking for logical falalcies instead of enjoying the moment. I swear to god it's always a "So the setting is not as perfect as it seems..." Everytime KC speaks on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914232
but personally i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914226
Best not keep her waiting. She has waited for 1000 years being cooped up in a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914219
I didn't see he meant something like a Jinko. I though he was just saying he could get away without some kind of trial of any kind. I misread the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914235
Actually that bit about fate was legit. There are a lot of active gods involved too so I wouldn't rule out the cloning either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914238
Mara watches this scene and doesn't know if punish you or reward you with a bigger dick due your sheer male bravado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914239
dont worry, she will be a perfect muse for this humble and poor artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914131
Jinko. There's plenty of other warrior monsters who aren't picky, but they tend to lean more into dominating or being dominated. The tigers have excellent self control outside of mating season and are noted for their abs and unusually massive size.
Ochimusha works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914270
>>38914270
Outright instantly cloning a monster intact seems to be out of the realm of the possibility of the Mamono Lord. Fuck, it seems to be out of the realm of the possibility of the Chief God. This outright seems to be more of a "the universe is self-correcting a glitch because a logical 2+2=5 type of situation happened." I guess I could see it happening with some very convulted process, like a Doppelganger forming around the mana and shape of a monster and then stopping being a doppelganger and flatout reincarnating herself into a new monster.

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>>38914298
"Warrior" Is a pretty vague term to be honest. If you want an actual warrior you would need the lizards and maybe Hinezumi. But a good chunk of monster can actually fight well enough to be considered "warriors" even thought fighting is not their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get a Grelia Witch to have me give her a physical examination?

[Anonymous No.]

dont fall asleep in miss hakus class

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914342
I assume he meant default warrior type, but you're right, he doesn't have to be that strict about his warrior waifu choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38913657
>ask out a cute human girl
>holy crap she said yes
>date goes well
>take her back to your house
>damn she's really into you
>take her to bed
>unfortunately she gets too excited to maintain the illusion any longer
>she explodes into a 200 foot sandworm and flattens the entire street

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914212
>Ah, so that's what those sliders above the door are for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914298
Imagine a muscular monster girl that smugly grabs your body and grinds your dick against her muscular abs until you cum and mocks you for cumming so fast to abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914342

Wrong, the MGE specified monster warriors and there are many outside Lizards. Jinkos are stated in another part of the Encyclopedia to be martial artists just like Hinezumis. Ocelomehs are stated to be extremely skilled in combat. Amazons are thorough warriors and KC confirmed they do martial arts, etc. The only profile described warrior where I doubt if the title would fit is Minotaurs, because of how lazy they are, one would think they have no fighting training and just brute for everything with big weapons and strenght.

[Anonymous No.]

Pat the dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914481
I think Anon's point is that girls from most species that aren't described as warriors can also become warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914519
He implied only the girls with requirements were actual warriors, which is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914519
The Dark Warrior monster class from world guide side 2 says that their are even Kikimora Dark Warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38903142

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a pet human-husband for my pet kobold that I grew up with
I pray for the day she decides to rape and mindbreak me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914561
Oh, come on Anon. That's ridiculous. How am I going to believe that this cute maiden dressed in girly maid clothes would make a good bodyguard waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914590
Is she going to kill us all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914554
I was talking more about that fact that the term seems to be used pretty loosely to indicate a trait, when the word should indicate a profession instead. When people say that they want a "warrior monster" you would think they are referring to monsters who went into the whole "martial prowess" thing, but it seems to make people think about muscley girls in general instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914615
when you got species running around like dark priest and sea bishop it's best to not dwell on vocation vs species too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914595
Have you seen her tummy and were sure you couldn't see the abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914611
No, she's going to get us married to her underlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914651
If I had known that, I would have freed her earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38903142

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914634
W-well, if she had abs she would be wearing tummy revealing outfits. As those would be instant mastah attractors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38910504
Kikimora is very teasy but won't rape you unless it's to "beat you into shape"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914790
i imagine they have one of those hidden enrage timers, like holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

Men only car when?
Chikan is not going to stop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38913787
Bushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914833
This still makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914676
Hebis are the best
It's not even a contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914212
best of luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914790
I want to be slapped in the face by a Kiki because she surprised me playing vidya at late night hours, then cuddle to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914850
I am having difficulty understanding what he meant by this.

[Anonymous No.]

News Headlines go wild as A Cryogenically frozen man has been unearthed under MGC, they have yet to been able to unseal the chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914869
>first thing he says
>milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38913731
Wider halls/openings/stairwells and corners meant to be taken wide would be the biggest structural changes ignoring height, but for public spaces you'd also want special/bar tables, massive lifts where they're used
Which would be already done for the other big girls. Really, the only thing you need is new chairs. As far as unpaved surfaces, guess centaurs need to start wearing rubber soled shoes.

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So, how do I approach a Hinezumi for massaging? Do I wait until she has finished training? Do I stalk her outside the Dojo until I see she has finished? Do I just introduce myself and straight offer it? Do I get into the massaging no introductions at all? Do I knock the door of a Hinezumi dojo and offer massaging services? If I do the last one, how do I make it so I am assigned to a single Hinezumi and I am not forced to become the massage slut of the entire dojo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914844
>tfw ywn play a game of mouse and fox where the fox tries to find you in her house and if she catches, ywn get succed till you faint or fucked till you faint

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914837
Imagine the scent of an ancient evil that's been sealed away for centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

Wings are for holding men while level draining them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914850
>playing vidya at late night hours
I'm like that too, but to be honest if my Kiki maid offers to be my personal daki in sexy sleepwear, you can bet I would sleep early every day of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914900
think floor cushions would take over rather than chairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914837
Aisha's Ushi is always good civ. Now draw her with heart shaped pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914941
Winghugs are the best. You can't get any better hugs than winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914937
The smell of an old library. Or in the case of an Ushi-Oni I guess a cave.

>>38914960
Wish granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914954
That'd probably work in a lot of restaurants, not sure about bars though.

[Anonymous No.]

Cmon dude open up I’m a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyNu5i_6lKA

>Ushi wife with heart shaped pubes
>MFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915016
i think bars would just have a lower area behind the counter to offset it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915044
Oh my, how long is that tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915076
So all the humanoids would be on stools and centaurs and arachnes would remain standing? Suppose they could just have large booths for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914941
What's level-draining and why do monsters do it to men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914170
Would wrestler oil ignite though?
also fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogie becomes a Dark Mage
>(You̸͇̫̙͔͆̑͐̌̒̈́͝u̶̗̖̥̦̣͍͍̮͕̮͋͂͋̃͑̎͘ǔ̶̡̦͎̣̣̟̹̺̖͙̪̽͂͆̌̚u̵̢̧͚̟̬̮̹̣̥̰̩̻͐̈́̀̾̐͋̓̓̊̃̕ṷ̶̡̥̩̻͙͓̎̽͆̿̈́̓̈́̃͝ư̴̧̘̰̯̠͆̃́̎̌͐̉͌͘͠͠ ̸̨̭̳̱͍̰͕̣̞͆̀̀͆̇̃͑̃͛̇̋̽ͅͅo̶̧̧̧̳͇̱̹̺̰̠̙̦̦̗͓͂̐̿͑̌͗͒̌̐̊h̷̛̜̰̤͉̳͕̏̈́͆̔̉̆̑̏͗̄̓̕͝ͅ ̶̞̰̓̒g̶̨̥̤̦̟̣̝͆̊̈̃͊́̈́̃͂̄̃͛̏͜͝ơ̶͍̹̪̱͍̜̭͔̩̱͚̯̾̆̒͗̈́̈́͂̓̈́̈́͜͝͝ͅd̶̨̛͇̯̤̽̀͒̄̀ ̶̛͙̘͕̟̝̱̘̩̪̩̭͐̎̌̌̀͒͌͒͊͌͆̋̕ẇ̷̟̻̹̮̝́͒̿̔́͐͊h̶̨̧̢̨̼͙̞̹̼̩̻͙̺̉̇͂̓̋͑̋͛̕
̴̨͇͎͚͍̤̮͕͋͋̇̾̍a̷̧͍͙̓a̶̧̡̯̘̦̱̞̫̺̼̐̏̐͑̈́́͑̆͌̄͠ͅa̴̧̠̺̯̱̺̱͍͖͖͍͙͊̔́̀͆͑́͊̀̑̓̾͑̂͘à̴̯̱͖̃̀͛̔̔̍̎̄͜a̵̢̦̬̯̟̝̜̙̩͈̥͎̞͋͛̂͌͜ͅą̸̡̩͈͙̙̩̖͓̭͚͎̬̐̾̈́̃́̀̈̆͝͝ả̴̢̼̐͌̇͘͜͠͝ą̷̨̛̻̜̱͚̼̝̦̑̀͆̏͐͊̍̒̇̕͝ą̷̠͇͉̬̞̙̗͎͔̹͕͓̃͆̈͑͑̃̿̈́͋̓̋́̈́͂͝ȃ̵͔̇̀̌̂͗͛͒̑͆͘ą̸̼̱̜̝̘͍͙̰͈̥̙̤̞̜̐̉͌̀́͋͆̂͗̿͘͠͝͝a̴̙͔̓̀̓͑̊́͠͝ā̵͉̫͉̦͖̒͘͠ą̶̡̤͖̟͇͚̝̭̮̱͖͙̇̏͛̓͋͘à̷̡̙͍͖̙͕̹͈͚̭̰̏͐A̴̘̗͚͕̥͍̋́̔̆͝ͅA̶̤͋̓̏̀̿̀̕͝͝͝͝͝A̴̺͇͊̌͊̓̉̓̊͘̕A̷͎̪̿̾̇́̕̚Ǎ̴͔̫͆͗̌̓͆͌̂̐͒̿͌͘̚Ắ̸̢̨̛̺͈̩̥͍̻̘̟͍̻̞̠̙̃͂͗͑̎̆͑̆̕̕͠Ą̶̛̘͈͍̮͚̈́̑͜A̴͕̾̂̎͛̚̕Ḁ̴̡̢̡̱̼̱̥͑̾̎̾̍̀͗̿̐͑̽͘ͅͅĄ̴̢̟̖̙͉̠̯̜͓̹͍̊̈́̎́̃̕ͅÅ̷̢̡͇̣̮̤̱̗̫̐́̿́͌̚

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915147
Hinezumi can't catch you if you're on fire/oiled up. Everybody knows this. You should know this. Don't be mad because Crisco makes it stupid easy to slip and slide and dodge your shit Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915128
in the context of MGE it's like snowballing your memories and experiences. your wife takes that in, learns more about you and becomes closer with you before returning said levels with interest.
can also be considered a type of powerleveling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915044
I love my wife, naga siren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915174
Real question is who would be the best moster to act as alex
TMW I had the perfect chance to quote "you cant excape!" and fucking blew it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915097
>how long is that tongue?
at least this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914879
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915211
He needs some milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38914869
Imagine all the yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915202
The answer is always a Werebear. I don't care if that's Zangief's schtick to wrestle them, bears are like the first MG I think of when it comes to "Headbutt your ass into oblivion".

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915206
Uuooooooooh scary kisses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915230
when it comes to headbutting i would've thought of territorial goats, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

lmao mansluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915249
Why yes, I would gladly become a cumpump and get hard exclusively for the first monster to pursue me how did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

How many bloodlines have we lost since the stone broke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915265
real respects real

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915166
time for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915306
Lost? None. Altered by adding fox to the mix? Also probably none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915306
they're not lost, simply irrevocably tainted with vile foxblood

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915306
>>38915347
so having the fluffy gene counts as a loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915306
It takes time anon, first Tamamo needs to secure a husband, preferably a King Or Emperor, I reckon she would go for Putin, then she needs to produce a gorillion offspring to spread her corruption across the earth to ensare the hearts of all men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915367
not really but foxes like to be naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915347
Tiny arms haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915381
and humans are no different

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915367
I'm at Stage 5: Acceptance
I need to have fox tails running in my family line

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915367
it works a little better if one of your ancestors was a youkai exterminator and here you go making 3 kids for every one he slayed/sealed
and ms fox can revel in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915419
i'd want to have many fox tails running around, just imagine that their tails are so big when they are young that they can hide inside them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915431
i have a feeling one of my ancestors might have either A) gave them a good bonk, b) banged one, or C) got so high, he talked with some

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you get raped by a monstergirl wearing a funny hat

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko complaining about men:
"We try so hard to protect men and yet they walk around with their backs turned and topless. Sluts."

[Anonymous No.]

how many OC creaters have gone mia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915488
They're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915486
so a dark mage variant? thanks for the blessing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38903142

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915529
weak spade, would not molest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915488
There is nothing slutty about walking or going without a shirt especially in summer when it's hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915540
Silence whore!

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me the status of the Vatnik Kikimoras Vatnik Ice Queens given the current political events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915556
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915556
Don't drag this shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915554
I'm not going to let some cat tell me what to do and I'm certainly not going to let one dictate what I do and don't wear!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915504
I mean, just off hand... BobAnon, Sub-Res, ELH, LDR, Yanon, YBA, Lantern, Anonymoose, Barbariank, .less/Haohi, Bromont ( still active but not here ). Those are about the only content creators I know of or care about in any real capacity but I know a few still lurk in here. But, to answer your question: Life happens, people change, the thread changes, life goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915618
Don't worry I will write a story about chet the ntr man the moment I am done my current project.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915618
>BobAnon
Still out there I think.
>Sub-Res
Posts his stuff on twitter, was never really a drawfag here.
>LDR
Writes but releases her stuff on kindle.
>ELH
Trying to do the whole professional DM thing and vtubing
>Yanon
Still writes occasionally
>YBA, Lantern, Anonymoose
All dead.
>Barbariank
Very active on twitter.
>less/Haohi
See above.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915710
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

a cordial invitation to play some double dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915696
moose still writes his long ass story, he just refuses to post here anymore for various reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>38915631
crawl back to whatever hole you came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915710
I need a small dragon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915728
i see that can i can also get milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915044
that is one fat tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915728
>dragons confused as anon excitedly brings them in his house to play double dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915734
His last update was over a year ago, that counts as mia in my books

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished proofreading a new story, trying to figure out how to upload to tft. Been gone a long while. Sorry if this isn't the place to ask but if I could get a tip that'd be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915814
human men are built for tight barnacle pussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

gyaru troll hag is coimgn soon
>>38915893
>tfw no jabberwock teacher with an outrageously mature and curvy body that always makes you fail so you stay over for "tutoring"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915846
Figured it out but have another wolf anyway

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915893
jabber sensei is too sexy, I cant learn anything!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915962
Oh no no no...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

a wip of a troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916184
f-fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916171
virgin-hunting unicorns kind of creep me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916208
>clearly a bicorn
she stills hunts virgins tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916218
well yeah but bicorns are less weird about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916201
dont worry, i got more coming

[Anonymous No.]

so what type of troll would you rather see, gyrau dolled up troll or shy nerdy one?

[Anonymous No.]

You can't escape it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading the entry for Bicorn makes me sad, I feel sorry for her I really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916295
yea you can, just run away
what is she gonna do, run in heels? please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cow nuns must be milked anon otherwise sinful thoughts fill their head

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916308
It doesn't look like it's working

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916283
Gyaru troll is something I’ve never seen

[Anonymous No.]

Damn elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916308
>tfw ywn be able to drink warm milk at the confessional straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916366

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916399
this elf is too horny and read too many doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916411
so...an elf?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916184
big hands are good hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916436
posted an elven cow, much less horny and love pampering their men
>>38916441
squid butt

[Anonymous No.]

snuggly monsters > horny monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916455
imagine a kiki with a tail so big and fluffy you can hide in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916468
It'd probably be rife with crumbs and dust bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916481
>>38916481
that kiki would be sent to her babuksha for such a slight and she is not merciful, also have a sneaking suspicious you are of the fox camp of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

One of my greatest fear, since I in no way see myself defeating one and being a fighter is not my thing, is that as I am massaging my way into a Hinezumi's heart, a male fighter appears and defeats her. But I guess this can be avoided by diversifying and become a dojo massagist, so I am working on multiple Hinezumis at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916518
KC hands you everything on a silver platter and still you try to sabotage your own fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916536
Such is the case of man over history. It's not enough that there is mercy enough for all and then some; we feel we need to be punished for our transgressions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916536
leave him be, sadfags get bogey,
>>38916547
then her sister, the bogie is your gitl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916547
nah.

[Anonymous No.]

what do you guys do with your wives?

i snuggle mine.


>>38916455
but what about snuggly AND horny monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
idk what I would do with a wife. Fuck her at least once, but after that I don't know.
What do cait sith even do as a day to day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916366
>>38916399
>that writing

Jesus Christ, do these Japanese Manga/Doujin authors and writers really? And once again, elves in Japanese fantasy media are just vapid loud mouth Valley Girls or bitches who go "EEEEEHHHHH, NANI!?" When the plain-ass average human MC does something unorthodox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
boop her nose then run off to hide somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
handholding with interlocked fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
Helping her destress while she’s in the office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
harassing the pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
I some i like to cuddle fug my wives after a long sunday of sermons and Ceremonies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916625
convince the moon is made of cheese and that the rats want to go there

[Anonymous No.]

When monsters can have sons there will be no shortage of mamano trying to get their male relatives laid
>When grandma calls you a handsome and says you must get all the girls she really means she's hooking you up with her single friends at that very moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916911
grandma is so nice, getting me a hag gf! all i ever wanted!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916933
fuck, i love it when monsters have their eyes closed like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916933
i dont really get it but i appreciate all the kissing stuff she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38916922
>It's her sister
Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917195
my grand aunt? i never met her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917209
You will soon.

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>>38917195
wonder how deonoras going to act when her sister gets married first.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to class
>Ms. Haku makes me recite a passage from Monster Girl Hamlet
>mispoke a line
>Cheshire starts laughing, loli kitsune hag posing as a student blushed and starts fingering herself in anticipation, actual girls of my age like the Lich, Gazer and Greenworm giggle saying they are gonna see my butt turn red soon barely containing their blush
>I try to run away but the Jinko teacher’s pet and the Hellhound delinquent grab me and drag me to her
>Haku sensei starts talking hypocritical stuff like “this is for your learning” and “will hurt me more than you” as she strips me naked
>Wock doesn’t miss her chance and one of her tentacle mouths shoves itself in my underwear on the ground
>Haku-sensei puts me on her lap, shoving my dick between her large soft thighs and starts spanking me. At each moan I shriek I can notice the kitsune orgasms in response as if her centuries old eggs shake from the sound
>Ms. Haku finishes my closing her legs at the last spank, I can’t contain and cum between her thighs. Cheshire tries to force a laugh trying to hide her paw between her legs. The JK trio keep averting their gaze and looking back. The kitsune already fainted. The wock’s mouth desperately licks the floor under me
>Haku sensei claims my LEWD display is a threat to public morals. When I try to argue back she shoves her nipple in my mouth and claim she is sending me to the Lilim Director because this was a serious transgression and waste of semen that could have been used for a teen pregnancy
>it’s the third time this happens this week. This is my life now.

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>>38916550
>anon lamenting over the inevitableness of his chosen monster being disgusted by him and taken away by a better man
>gets ambushed and dragged into the cuddly embrace of a bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>new kejorou gf asks you to help her wash and brush her hair, a first time for both of you
>you enjoy getting in the bath together and fooling around a little but aren't really sure what to do with the shampoos and oils she gives you
>you do your best but a couple times she takes over, wondering why you're doing the conditioning treatment so weird
>she looks a little unsatisfied, but still asks you to help dry and brush it, still glad to try this with you and teach you
>for whatever reason you can't get it to cooperate, and your fingers get tangled at one point
>you try to brush out the knot you just created, but end up crimping her outer layer instead
>when it dries she's got a bunch of new split ends and a layer of frizz instead of silky locks
>she tells you not to worry about it but starts to look upset when her sprays and after-treatments don't calm it down
>you go to bed and she won't look at you, still running her fingers through her uneven bangs
>there's a bushy, frizzy mess at the back and a couple of locks on the sides that have an unpleasant texture
>hear sniffling as you're about to fall asleep

What do you do?

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>>38917231
my grand aunt is an haku? i dont want to learn tho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917309
i don't know how hair works

[Anonymous No.]

>go to class
>everyone is a dragon girl
>even the teacher is a dragon girl
>>the director is also a dragon girl, her bame is Deneora. Apparently a cousin from Deonora
>rest of school are also dragon girls
>I try to ask what the fuck happened
>the girls start attacking each other as soon as the first one try to answer
>girl that sits behind me meekly pokes my back and says she can take me to the ones responsible but I’d have to ride her
>teacher screams she is a conniving hag and this wasn’t part of the agreement
>she also joins the fight
>this is my life now

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you always need to check the ceiling while adventuring through a keep.
Arachnes, oomukades, and even slimes may be lurking up there! Waiting for you to come passing by.
Also, don't look up in a spooky mantion or you may upskirt a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917335
Nice

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>>38917309
Ask the local alp for directions. I'm going to need more than YouTube for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917335
so many dragons, so little papers and pencils

[Anonymous No.]

>In special ed
>Go to class
>Class is filled with zombies
>Ms. Lich leaves the room
>Get hard because zombie wearing a short skirt forgot her panties
>Fuck zombie
>Other zombies want some to
>Fuck more zombies
>Ms. Lich comes back and yells at me for making a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917387
>get slotted into remedial classes because you can't read dragon
a least the dragon zombie delinquents are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917419
>not fucking ms lich
no wonder she yelled at you
>>38917421
hey, i meant drawing such majestic creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917478
use your claws to etch into stone tablets like the rest of the class.

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>>38917421
>get cornered by the dragon zombie bullies
>they forget what they're doing, one brings out a script of mean things to say but the others don't remember who they're supposed to be bullying
>they end up arguing about how mean they're supposed to be to a first-time victim, and the ethics of verbal abuse vs physical bullying
>they ask you for your input and which way their target went
>one of them forgets she's a delinquent and asks you out, not realizing that day is a school day
>end up having a date anyway, in the middle of literature studies
>she tries to cutely feed you a cookie while the ryu teacher stares daggers at the both of you

Zombie dragons are so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38915893
Why is everyone talking about Jabber-sensei, but ignoring Gazer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917489
i am not a savage like them, also i dont carve

[Anonymous No.]

Yet another power up for MGs. It seemed off to me for a time that Minotaur was refered to as a "warrior" MG, given how lazy they are, something seemed up. But I assumed it was also possible that Minotaurs are just warriors that fight entirely based on their brute strenght and their weapons are just so big they are bound to hit a lot of stuff in the battlefrield. So I asked KC about Mino being classed as a warrior and asked him if they are trained in martial arts and fighting, or if they just use their brute strenght to fight. This was his reply:

>ミノタウロスは戦闘の訓練はあまり受けておらず、素の強さと普段の狩りの経験を元に戦っています
>ただ、人間が産まれながらにして呼吸ができる様に、ミノタウロスやオセロメーといった魔物には生まれながらにして「効率的で効果的な戦闘の術」が身についていることがあります

>Minotaurs are not very trained in combat and are fighting based on their strength and their usual hunting experience.
>However, just as humans can breathe while being born, monsters such as the Minotaur and Ocelomeh may have "efficient and effective combat techniques" by nature.

So basically, warrior MGs are born already knowing to fight and to them, it is like breathing. Imagine the warrior MGs that train on top of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917497
two big reasons

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917503
seems fair. magically natured mg are like that too with spells and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917503
I would hope that there are still clumsy, untalented warriors MGs once in a while. Watching a kunoichi fumble her kunai spins or a lizardman who can't keep her balance when swinging a longsword would be cute.

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>>38917493
i'd start hiding then grab them one by one, impregnating them, playing games of cat and dragon mouse to spook them

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>>38917503

And to this add that warrior MGs are strong even to monster girls, of which a vanilla Succubus already is stronger than the average man, and it seems significantly so. Okay, can anyone read this and tell me with a straight face that defeating Lizzies and Sallies without using the level up through having sex with her cheat or being trained by her, is not Gary Stu/Chad? In fact, I am beginning to consider that most marriages to Lizards and Baphos are in fact to men they themselves trained and/or leveled up through sex, rather than a man actually being able to defeat them on their first encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917503
Most fantasy monsters don't need to train either.
All of this makes perfect sense if you think about it in terms of fantasy rpgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917565
i have a feeling that they hide the fact they are monsters and get a level one kid that just got his guild lisecne and train up to the point that he is 18 and can finally defeat them

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>>38917565
don't worry, be happy.

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>>38917565
I just head cannon being able to train up
I want to have fun with writing fights, I can't be assed with monsters curbing every difficulty
fuck off with that (the concept, not you)

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>>38917565
How it works is that when you fight her, her mana breaks your limiter and all of your accumulated training levels activate and propel you to victory.
In mge humans are all rpg protag types that can get immense power from repetition but only if unlocked by a god or monster, so you don't actually need to be an overman to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917565
fate'll sort out the complicated stuff

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>>38917559
>Anon hoisting meaty dragon zombie over his shoulder
>Takes her to the utility closet
>Pounds her so hard she’s locking her legs and arms around him, and even wing hugs him
>Does this every passing period late to class but has a medical note about his fake bum leg that lets him be as tardy as he wants
>One day figures out there is such a thing as a dragon wight

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>>38917664
they be scared of cricket sounds

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>>38917603
I don't understand why a dude winning a fight is considering him chad thundercock
Don't people get tired of "Lvl 1 slime lol" every fucking scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917612
>How it works is that when you fight her, her mana breaks your limiter and all of your accumulated training levels activate and propel you to victory.

I was considering that too. That literal xp grinding really works and MGE does operate on an entirely different set of physics, not only on the metaphysical level, like nearly every anime world (Dragon Ball, Re:Zero), but on the logical level. Basically the MGE world would be less like the Dragon Ball world and more like Tate No Yuusha, is that right? I wonder, does that mean that technically you can overpower a Salamander after weeks of just hitting a board with a wooden sword by her breaking your limiters? Or it isn't that literal?

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>>38917582
It could also be a matter of locale. Like in an RPG, not every zone can be high level.

>homely lv4 holst-like minotaur from the plains region outside your village
>will join your party if you ask nicely and bring snacks
>muscular lv 17 minotaur from the next valley over
>will wrestle and manhandle you to test if you're tough enough, but might take it easy if she likes your outfit
>battle-tested lv52 minotaur from a lost tribe in the steppes
>have to defeat her in a duel with bladed weapons and impress her with your endurance in a marathon
>lv98 dark minotaur from the heart of the ancient abyss
>have to complete a hidden sidequest, acquire top-tier protective charms and use a rare consumable just to be able to reach her, then fight past her army of shadow cows

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>>38917705
>homely lv4 holst-like minotaur from the plains region outside your village
>will join your party if you ask nicely and bring snacks

I challenge that, all Minotaurs MUST be muscular. Aside that, I consider your idea plausible.

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>>38917705
i'd go for level 98 at level one, for the sheer challenge with the weakest weapon

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>>38917733
Lv4 minotaur would still be muscular, just not the scarred, scary kind that comes from swinging an axe all day. More built big from hauling hay bales and tilling fields. Maybe with a cute little soft spot on her belly from the free cakes she gets at the local bakery.

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>>38917762
i change my mind, give me the lv4 mino gal

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>>38917683
The way kc describes it, it is really just rpg mechanics.
That's why the whole issue of monsters you have to fight is always annoying to me when it comes up, because people act like its something that is incredibly difficult like fighting a real monster with regular human strength when mge is based entirely around rpg tropes.

[Anonymous No.]

if it is like rpg, then how would you grind without fighting monsters?

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>>38917675
Lvl 1 slimes are op as fuck anon why do you think so many adventurers get got by one?
>Immune to normal weaponry that low levels only have access to
>Immune to all status effects that mages only know due to not learning fireball yet
>Deal a shit ton of damage with a DOT to boot
>Can easily sneak up on any party and god forbid you’re solo and a slime girl drops on you
>Can slow your movement speed to a crawl
combine this with the “Slimes are low level easy to defeat enemies” meme and pretty soon you have your starting town filled with retired adventurers and slime girls

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>>38904226
I can respect your admiration of crazy girls but I am but a simple man who desires homely lasses who also happen to be comely due to being monster girls.

I still think any lad who turns a nice lass like a Unicorn into a Bicorn should get a thorough hazing / shit slapping from the father before they can go back to their Wife(s).

[Anonymous No.]

Here is an idea, if a guy was isekaid to MGE, given there exists no levels here and his limiters were removed by mamono mana, would we gain insane gains related for whatever the fuck we used to do the most during our lives?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you consider to be the core or major elements of MGE's setting that might need to be explained? As in, stuff that would be necessary to know on an entry level. So not stuff like "Can people watch the demon lord give birth" but things like

"Why there are only monster girls and not Monster Boys"
"Who the Demon Lord is"
"What is the Order?"

That kind of stuff. Things a newcomer might ask or need explained to them.

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>>38917705
I assume this is only if you want them to join your party and that if you only want your waifu, you can just confess and be raped into husbandry by any of those Minotaurs even if means you end up all day doing nothing but being raped, right?

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>>38917785
>That's why the whole issue of monsters you have to fight is always annoying to me when it comes up

I did not consider the idea of literal rpg mechanics, I admit that in light of that, defeating warrior MGs doesn't seem to be some insane or require you to be a chad/gary stu. I always assumed MGE worked more like Dragon Ball, theoretical infinite potential in everyone, but in practice huge and normally unsurpassable difference in power without using cheats (in the case of MGE the cheats would be sex or absorbing mana from said warrior MGs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917826
what species do chimera give birth to

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917705
Dark Minotaur! Dark Minotaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917798

If you apply literal rpg logic, you can grind by simply striking a wooden sword in the same position against a training dummy. Like that guy that used the tutorial level in Kingdom Hearts to get to level 100. You still wouldn't see your levels realized until you become an incubus, your limiters are removed and all your levels suddenly stack up, though. Just being in the presence of monsters would achieve that without fighting, the easiest way would be to eat lots of prisoner fruits.

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>>38917826
How do you get simple and crazy lustful girls to do normal things instead of constant sex? What if there are more of them than you? Do zombies talk, devil bugs bathe, and will large mice quit being kleptos?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what they say about girls with big meaty hands

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>>38917839
Your party might just be a harem. Either way they have to test you to make sure you're strong enough to bed them. The lv52 minotaur would squash you like a grape if she tried to jump your bones as a lv2. Doing fetch quests and exploring new zones is necessary if you want to be a bad enough dude to hit that without getting instantly KO'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38903142
>"YAAASSS, KING SLAY!!!"
>t.Boys or Men in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world.

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>>38917909
>The lv52 minotaur would squash you like a grape if she tried to jump your bones as a lv2. Doing fetch quests and exploring new zones is necessary if you want to be a bad enough dude to hit that without getting instantly KO'd.

Mamono Mana prevents any damage during sex. If this was true then monsters would never marry too far from their strenght, which would trash on the whole concept of "Single MGs never reject a single man" "Only a few MGs care about your strenght". For example there would not be a majority of Dragons that take weaker men as husbands and protect them like a treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917870
That is literally the exact opposite type of question asked for

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917826
What would ocelomeh do if her husband kept being tender in public? Will amazoness let her man hunt and fight? Do all dark elves have sex with their fathers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917826
If you pick alraune will she want you to marry all of the girls that regularly hump her and steal her nectar? Does she actually like their humping? Can you get out of the dryad tree after marriage?

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>>38917996
>What would ocelomeh do if her husband kept being tender in public?

There is no public ban for husbands being affectionate in public, it is for Ocelomehs. The Ocelomeh if anything would boast and show off how in love and head over heels she has made her husband.

>Will amazoness let her man hunt and fight?

Yes for hunt, no for fight. Maybe they will do some limited fighting training if you frame it as "How will I defend myself if you are in the battlefield and an order assassin sneaks up to me?" This likely will engage some mock sparring fights with her. But actually placing you into a real fight? That would be a no no and she would see men fighting tournaments as barbaric.

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>>38917826
>basic setting history
>regions and their local MGs
>factions and their leaders
>incubization/monsterization rules
>core message

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>>38918054
You should've realized after seeing >>38918020 that it's bait

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>>38918067
Its still a useful trivia for anons, as I have seen many claim Ocelomehs will outright shove you away if you try to get affectionate in public, which wouldn't happen at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Worship cats

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>>38918116
Cats are servants of the Old Ones, Outer Entities, Chaos Monsters, etc.
They might obfuscate themselves within other mythologies or cultures, but even something as simple as a cat-ear headband is proof of being under the influence of beings not of this realm.
Maybe.

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>>38917826
>"Can people watch the demon lord give birth"
There has to be degenerate monstergirls themselves who have unironically asked themselves and others such a question in universe. As they shlick the clits to such a sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918141
>Nyarlathotep is a cat guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918186
haha thats crazy

whats his cats name

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918116
I worship all that is brown, cat or no. There just happen to many brown cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918116
With a stomach and hips like that I can't say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917705
>>38917733
>The level 4 is the strongest at endgame when properly levelled
>Abysstaur immediately becomes weaker when she joins your party than when you fought her
Every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918304
MGE fantasy XIV Patchnotes
>nurarihyon smoke now restores 10% more MP
>humpty egg spawns can now be turned off in the launcher
>rebalanced early-game party members to be more useful in endgame fights and late game party members to have a free respec
>strength builds now boost health and damage evenly to avoid late game DPS cheese
>fixed jorogumo webs to display as the proper gold rather than regular arachne silver
>removed bug where sandworms track you at full speed through non-desert terrain (again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918337
>Still hasn’t nerfed the bicorn shopkeeper cheese
Glad to know the economy is still fucked and I’ll have to pay extortionist prices on the auction house for basic health pots

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>>38917826
1, all the monsters got transformed into monster girls when a succubus became the demon lord, so no monster boys.
2 See above, she and a human hero are responsible for the state of the world
3 The order, religious order that is anti monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918337
Did they fix that bug where entering your info for online play sends internet history through an algorithm and matches your contact info with monster players?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918367
That's not a bug it's a feature

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>>38918372
Curse you Tanuki Howard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918365
Anon, I think you misunderstand his post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918377
You were trying to cross the border into the Demon Realm, right? You walked right into the Order ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918520
The Imperials will be sorry when my ultra-protective dragon gf shows up

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>>38918529
I’d imagine that’s a surefire way to get a dragon to take her monstrous form

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a punch up between a man and an ogre

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a backup of Kitsoviets: Soviet fluffy tails? Seems it was deleted from touchfluffytail, Pastebin only has parts 2-4, and I faintly remember there being more than 4 parts. But that might be memory failing me. I should've backed them up when I had the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918649
Never mind I somehow missed it when I was searching in the mega, I probably misspelled kitsoviet in a panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38918706
All's well that ends well?

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>>38918769
Yeah thankfully. I was in a major panic because(at least to my memory) the setting is fairly unique and I'd hate to lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm honestly surprised we haven't seen any MGExElden Ring crossovers yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919204
Wait for it
sekiro got one, just be patient

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919204
Anyone with the papacity to write has probably not finished the game, or played it enough times to work the lore into fucking over MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919266
Sekiro got one?
>>38919279
Good point.

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>>38919311
>Sekiro got one?
yh and its going for the "draconian fudal japan" thing with executing MG's
also a nekomata gets executed (her huspan spared for reasons i forget) , a bunch of monsters get curmed by the headless ape, and the main evil is looking to be a ryu

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>>38919359
>yh and its going for the "draconian fudal japan" thing with executing MG's
>also a nekomata gets executed (her huspan spared for reasons i forget) , a bunch of monsters get curmed by the headless ape, and the main evil is looking to be a ryu

Humanity Fuck Yeah! DEUS VULT! Emperor of Man Protects!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919381
Its a fromsoft mge crossover, nothing good comes from it
the guy who made "happy mge souls" can fuck off just as much

[Anonymous No.]

I'm working on my pull-ups. I hope to be able to do them one-handed by summer.
What self-improvement are YOU doing to help break the barriers of reality and allow your waifu to come through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919395
>the guy who made "happy mge souls" can fuck off just as much
Why? What is bad about it? That name sounds more like it is trying to make MGE and Soulsborne crossovers more light hearted and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917873
I think I need her to rape me into submission

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>>38919453
the authors a obnoxious twat

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>>38918362
>Glad to know the economy is still fucked
Only on the Russian server

[Anonymous No.]

Post your waifus battle music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP06NjOdOrc

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920313
bit dramatic for a lowly mob monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920354
Rude! The Salamander is a highly successful branch of evolutionary history!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919768
>the authors
>a obnoxious
Haku-sensei screaming in pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920391
angry bovine alert

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>>38919432
>What self-improvement are YOU doing to help break the barriers of reality and allow your waifu to come through
I'm commissioning as an active duty officer in the military once I finish my degree.
Currently attending a military academy, we do PT everyday so there's that.
And if I do happen to die while serving, I hope I get the perfect rifle wife in my ideal afterlife I've always longed for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920405
time to pacify her with penis! my penis!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to molest every angel wing you see while in heaven. Wing-touching is considered a proper greeting up there.

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>>38917895
Literally all monster can talk and have conversations with humans and he has tweeted about someone having a harem of Devilbug maids and that he has so many he can dress them each in a different style of maid outfit. Entries aren't all encompassing of what a breed is or is capable of and are full of exaggerations. They are written by an in world character that goes around and interviews married couples but doesn't actually see what most of these couples do when he is not there. Each breed is also an entire race of beings and will vary greatly between individuals.
>Intelligence varies greatly depending on race, but all of the monsters are at least smart enough to have a command of language. It is possible for them to converse with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920603
no, im giving the cheif goddess an emty egg cartoon then running off with the biggest oldest, and plump angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919432
Becoming a pharmaceutical R&D scientist so I can be a prime candidate for total global monsterization when portals are here, so Druella has no choice but to give me my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

A new tweet from KC:
>ゲイザーちゃんのゲル
>下に伸ばしてゲル黒ワンピースにしたり、面積を狭めて整えてゲル黒マイクロビキニにしたり
>実はけっこう自由自在です！
>Gazer's Goo/Gel/Slime
>It can be stretched down and made into a gel black one-piece, or narrowed and adjusted in area and made into a gel black micro bikini.
>Actually, it's quite flexible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920646
What a power move

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920682
I KNEW IT!
GAZER CLOTHING IS REAL!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920722
i kinda have a kink of wanting to steal a monster away and be the man they want to whisk them away from their boring everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920682
imagine gazer with edible goo lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919453
It was made as an insult to "the knight" and while I understand not likeing that story,. this one is childish as fuck, and his other MGE stuff isn't much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919453
>>38920818
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13886340/1/Happy-MGE-Souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38920682
So the Gazer goo titty 4koma is 100% canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38919395
>another edgy MGExFromsoft crossover
Why is it always a fromsoft game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38917785
>because people act like its something that is incredibly difficult like fighting a real monster with regular human strength when mge is based entirely around rpg tropes.
That's because the femdom faggots have to constantly cope and project their patheticness onto everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

what would your stats be in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38921148
X3 weakness to grabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38921037
Because they're popular and edgy 2deep4u weirdos think everything should be more like them.
>>38921089
Femdomfags complain about not being able to defeat a monster girl now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38921089
i'm a lover not a fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38921154
I thing he's talking about the role reversal stuff that gets pushed that men aren't allowed to do anything and have to stay in their homes as bed warmers while monster go and do literally everything.

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>>38921037
Main character complex.
>KC's whole setting is a playbox for my OC
Sometimes its for the better that MGE is not as popular as it was years ago. Damn man there is a lot of horrid writings, even on TFT its like I start reading then the writer's autism kicks in, and writes a murderfest plus puts in fully beast monsters and monster boys. The character development goes into the shitter too mid to 3/4 way.
>but the love interest is somehow one of those rare cases where its somehow more human than her other kind
This happened so many times with writers I can't even count. Triple this up if the setting is in space. I'm never going to read a line from those again.

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>>38921154
>Femdomfags complain about not being able to defeat a monster girl now?
The opposite, they get butthurt about the thought of monster girls being defeatable and constantly try to bring everyone else to their level by pushing their "undefeatable monsters" shit. Same reason why the fans of some girls like hellhound get angry at the thought of anyone else dominating one.

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if you were reincarnated into MGE, how would you like to meet your wife? What would you like to do?
For me, either I'd likke to meet her just by chance or be the lay laid back slacker that takes her from working so damn much

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>>38921258
i'd probably join a local sabbath, university or a mages guild so that I can learn to blow shit up

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>>38921258
I want to appear in MGE with no knowledge of the local language and stumble upon my future wife while looking for shelter/help. Body language, best language

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>>38921291
While I would seek magic in general, I have the same idea. Preferably Sabbath.

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>>38921258
if its reincarnation it might as well be a momster

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>>38921258
be blind in wonderland and see how that goes

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>>38921258
My waifus are an adult Night Gaunt and a loli Atlach-Nacha. I like the line from the Atlach-Nacha entry:
>human men who will become their prey show up underground, as if lured by something and finally manage to reach them.
I like to imagine that we are destined to be together and they are waiting for me to find them. I don't have a problem with staying in our burrow and living alone, just the three of us. Although I imagine that there are communities built up underground by the monsters that live there. Like what has been described for the husbands of a dryad.

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>>38921258
Not sure. I'd probably accidentally bump into her in a Mist Continent city and she'd offer to guide me, then see what comes next.

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>>38917705
>>38918304
>the gary-motherfucking-oak rival remains single and still keeps fighting with you throughout the game
>suspect he's an alp in denial
>joins forces with you during the final bossfight against the local lillim
>postgame dungeon
>he shows up again in all his concentrated autistic glory
>except he's now an incubus
>with the final boss lillim as his cocksock
>and they fight together, buffing, healing and kissing all the while
so, anon? think you can take on this superboss duo? Or will he finally defeat you this time?

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>>38921397
Congratulate him on his new cute wife, thought for a second he would alp, but take him out to a Tavern to talk about what he has done

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>>38921332
Imagine a cute story about a blind boy and a small loli jabberwock who is embarrassed about mouth tentacles

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>>38921258
>reincarnated
>nobody has said childhood friend yet
Y'all slackin'.
Definitely want to be born on a cow farm and marry one of the holsts I grew up with.

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>>38921258
Hopefully a romance while adventuring.
Bonus points for her starting human then turning.

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>>38921258
Adopted by momster

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>>38921258
Be an oprhan that was left at the steps of a monster church, growing up then getting my party of nuns to go on silly and often strange quests due to being really naive

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>>38921733
>>38921733
>>38921733
no !!, i dont want this anubis, it may not be a real one

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>>38921811
better check under the swimsuit just to be sure

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>>38921824
no, thats a filthy ploy for normal jackals to get husbands. Im not going to get tricked

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>>38921560
>grow up on cow farm
>cute holst five or so years younger than you latches on to you as soon as she can walk
>years later, when she's about middle school - early high school age, you go off to college to study magic or economics or some shit
>come back after you got your degree
>she's waiting at the gate
>runs to you
>she's gotten a lot taller
>smothers your face in her tits, tears of joy running down her cheeks
>she was worried some sabbath slut would steal you away while you were in the big city
Need cow childhood best friend wife.