/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Those of you NEETs out there, do you have any special techniques when people try to bother you? (Assuming you're still living with your parents, anyway.) My mom used to try to come bug me from time to time, so I got in the habit of always keeping porn minimized, and my door unlocked. As soon as she came by, I'd quickly bring it back up, and whip out my cock and act like I'd been masturbating. I never actually managed to finish off before she left, but it's been months now, and after a few doses of that, she hasn't come anywhere near here for months. Do any of you other NEETs still living with your parents have any advanced techniques like the one I have listed that others may find useful?

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Set yourself on fire. Your parents can't come near if you're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

get them addicted to computer related things themselves. both of my parents are hikki that dont even stand up unless its for food or bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

I just randomly piss my pants. People avoid me alright.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm shitting on the floor right now. Always works.

[Anonymous No.]

I pile my shit on the borders of my territory to mark it as my property.

Picture related, I'm a rhinoceros. I'm just getting the hang of this internet thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3889246
This. My mother don't cook anymore. She just sits in front of the computer and browse social networking sites.

Or so I heard...

[Anonymous No.]

I murdered my parents. Worthless bastards don't bug me anymore when I'm bonding with mai waifu. I'm starting to run low on food, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3889255
Oh shit. That must be pretty bad. The former wife of my uncle cheatedh him with social network contacts and then run away with the children ....... this happens when women become lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3889269
time to pillage some convenience shop.