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3886693 No.3886693 [Reply] [Original]

You're favorite touhou would not be you're friend if you met her in real life.

At best, she would politely tolerate your presence (Reimu), on average she would ignore you outright (Marisa) and at worst she would kill you (pretty much everyone else).

>> No.3886697

You're stupidity is terminal.

>> No.3886702
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3886702

>she would politely tolerate your presence

I'm ok with this

>> No.3886707

The average human would not be your friend if you met him or her in real life.

Becoming someone's friend is largely a matter of circumstance.

>> No.3886717

No, because in the Touhou world I would be irresistible for girls.

>> No.3886724
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>>3886693
You will never hold an M. Bison in your arms, unless you throw him.

>> No.3886736

>>3886707
If I have touble making friends in the human world, perhaps I'll have no trouble making friends in the touhou world!

>> No.3886744

Sorry OP but my favorite Touhou, Youmu, isn't a bitch like everyone else.

>> No.3886760

Yeah, but most people only tolerate or ignore me in real life.

>> No.3886763

>>3886744
She could cut away your insecurity!

>> No.3886766

Rinnosuke did a pretty bang-up job.
Besides, I'd rather chill with him and probably get eaten walking there from the human village

>> No.3886773
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3886773

>you're

>> No.3886776
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3886776

Byakuren loves everybody!

>> No.3886779
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3886779

My favorite touhou would sing to me, then cook for me. I see nothing wrong with this.

>> No.3886784

>>3886779
My waifu would spit on you before either of those things.

>> No.3886789

>>3886779 My favorite touhou would sing to me, then cook me.

>> No.3886796

i fucked you're touhou and she said your gay

>> No.3886798

But I don't want to claim my favorite Touhou as my personal waifu or anything. It's enough to know that she's getting tender yuri lovings from other girls.

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3886802

>>3886693
>you're

>> No.3886803

>>3886776

What a slut.

>> No.3886812

>>3886744
She'd just tell you to stop wasting her time, and kill you if you persisted.

>> No.3886820

I don't mind being murdered and eaten if it's my sexy, moe waifu doing it.

>> No.3886821
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3886821

My favorite Touhou would interview me and then interview whatever Touhou ate me afterwords.

>> No.3886822

>>3886779
Your fantasy is the most realistic one I've ever read.

Sure, she wouldn't actually sing for you, but rather in your presence; and you'd have to pay for the food she makes, but technically, you're correct on both things

>> No.3886831

>>3886798

Hello again, quixotic yuri aficionado

>> No.3886840

>>3886822
I know, right? And maybe I could start up a conversation with her while eating and ask to sing a duet with her~. And maybe later I'd be eaten by her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.3886841 [DELETED] 

>>3886691
stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

>> No.3886850

People say they'd like to go to Gensokyo, but do you really think you'd do all that well being thrown back to 19th century rural life? Unless you've got farming knowledge or know some kind of craft you're going to be left out in the cold.

>> No.3886865 [DELETED] 

>>3886692
stop spamming ur shitty board on ａ ｎ o ｎ t ａ ｌ ｋ . com ok thanks and a hav a good day

>> No.3886877

>>3886850
Now I wish that I had that marisa shark image.

But yeah, magic is the reason. I'm sure charms are available for keeping houses warm, and even if you can't become a wizard, even if you stay in the human village, you'll be able to have interaction with mythical creatures. Besides, I hear that humans are invited to parties at the Scarlet Mansion occasionally.

>> No.3886879

>>3886850
I'd do it without any second thoughts and any hesitation

>> No.3886919

>>3886850
I'm sure there's always someone looking for a chump to do back-breaking manual labour.

>> No.3886993

>>3886798
No.

No.

She's getting tender heterosexual lovings from her boyfriend.

>> No.3887004

>>3886993
You're a monster.

And a liar.

>> No.3887027

>>3886850
I'd be an excellent magic user.

>> No.3887036

>>3886993

What happens if I adopt NTR as a backup fetish?

>> No.3887067
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3887067

My are favorite touhou would lead me to an insane world of bliss.

>> No.3887071

My favorite Touhou may or may not be as lazy as I am. Though I do not share the same passion for disco...I do have her passion for drills.

>> No.3887080
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3887080

My favorite Touhou would probably hand me a mop.

>> No.3887088

>>3887080
Before or after using you as a pincushion?

>> No.3887210

>>3887088

I'm very good with a mop, so probably after.

>> No.3887232

>>3887210
You will be sent to clean the basement, of course.

>> No.3887256
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3887256

My favorite touhou would stab me in the butt with a trident then dissipate when I turn around leaving me to think I'm losing my mind.

>> No.3887286

Yeah, right. Maybe a pussy ass loser like you would be like that OP. I can assure you that I am a prime specimen of the human race that any person, no matter their background, would be proud to speak and even fall in love with.

I think you're just jealous of my natural charisma that would lead to your waifu falling for me, too bad for you 'cause I don't share either.

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3887320

Just need to be cautious and try not the scare her.

>> No.3887326

>>3886693

> and at worst she would kill you (pretty much everyone else).

Yes, because Anon would complain about being fucked to death.

Oh, wait, he probably would.

THIS GROUND IS TOO SOFT
I ENJOY FALLING
FLYING IS FOR SCRUBS

>> No.3887335

>>3887320
enjoy having your soul removed forcefully from your anus.

>> No.3887349

>>3887335

But Anonymous doesn't have a soul.

>> No.3887352

>>3887335
Silly superstitions, that's all those are.

>> No.3887355

>>3887349
Never know till you get your hand up there and start digging.

>> No.3887361

>>3887335
>implying I have an anus

>> No.3887407

>>3887361
were you born an anal imperforate with a cloaca or something?

Then I apologize.

>> No.3887430

>>3887407
I have a tube connecting directly into my colon and a hand pump to empty it.

>> No.3887475

>>3886850
What happened if I go to Gensokyo with a bunch of SPETNAZ and bringing a fleet with me?

>> No.3887500

>>3887232

Well, at least I'll die the way I lived.

Disintegrated by a 500 year old little girl who decided to play with me.

...

Wait.

That isn't the way I lived at all.

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>>3887475

>What happened if I go to Gensokyo with a bunch of SPETNAZ and bringing a fleet with me?


Call in a Pave Low as well.

>> No.3887612

>>3887544
Should I call a SPACE NAZI fleet too?

>> No.3887622

>>3887544
Piloted by Nikolai. How are you tonight arc?

>> No.3887664

>>3887612

Why not?

>>3887622

Great, albeit sleepy. I may be headed for bed.

>> No.3887896

>>3887475
I wish people would draw doujins about things like this. Gensokyo vs the JSDF, you know you want to see it.

>> No.3887904

>at worst she would kill you
Getting killed? By my favorite touhou?

I'm ok with this.

>> No.3887905

>>3887544
AC130 here, Pave Low is a faggot

>> No.3887906

No one kills anyone.

Why do people always say this?

Oh, right, because I'm getting fucking trolled.

>> No.3887913

>>3887896
No, because the JSDF sucks balls.
I want Russia invading Gensokyo with Putin leading a team of Spetznaz.

>> No.3887932

>>3887913
That would be a horribly unfair matchup.

Modern armies always lose against high fantasy because they lack HAX.

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>>3887913
I just couldn't think of why Russia would invade Gensokyo. I guess they don't need a reason.

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>>3887326

>> No.3887971

>>3887932
Putin is the hax. A simple glance as his muscular build and steel gray eyes is enough instill fear in anyone's mind.

>> No.3887983

>>3887971
Putin wrestled a tiger. Youkai are no match for him.

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3888031

I get along well with cats. I'd at least be politely tolerated.

>> No.3888048

She would throw her arms around me.

And by arms I mean vagina and by me I mean my penis

>> No.3888051

>>3886776
Bitch traitor to humanity.

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