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Dear /jp/,
Today marks my first day as a floor pisser. If I succeed at repudiating the lure of the toilet in favor of the cozy, tiled floor I'll move on to complement it with shitting on the floor. In my estimates I have calculated it won't take longer than a week and a half.
For now, however, I'm trying to get accustomed to this new reality. As of this evening I have urinated in three different corners of the room, my trickle of pee creating puddles of light yellow liquid where the floor was uneven and dotting the white wall at every backsplash.
Luckily enough, this eccentric behavior of mine had yet to draw the attention of Okaasan but I fear I might incur in her disapproval as I try getting more and more daring in my floor pissing practice.
For some reason, she gave me a suspicious look as I walked into my room wielding a mop.

>> No.3885645

Nobody on /jp/ actually pisses on the floor, bro.

>> No.3885647

>>3885645

Before now.

>> No.3885657

I just got a fucking glass of ananas juice.

>> No.3886734

I approve.

>> No.3886742

I hate true NEETs, since none of you know what actual NEET life is.

>> No.3886743

Doesn't mopping up your mess kind of defeat the point of pissing on the floor in the first place?

>> No.3886753

This is obviously a troll. Only basement dwelling faggots would ever do something like that.

>> No.3886759

Get a job, OP.

>> No.3886768

>>3886753
>basement dwelling faggots
>/jp/

>> No.3886772

I hate weekends.

>> No.3886777

why piss on floor
when you can piss in bottle

>> No.3886799

>>3885642
>mop
The whole point of pissing on the floor is that you don't have to do any extra work. You're not supposed to mop the floor after you piss on it.

>> No.3886804

I regularly shit myself because I can't be bothered going to the toilet, despite the fact I literally live out of my bedroom, which is dead opposite the bathroom.

>> No.3886830

>>3886772
Why? Does it remind you of summer?

Because that's what we all talked about then.

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