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You're walking through a trail in the forest of magic one day to go deliver a basket of grapes to your friend Marisa who lives deep within when all of a sudden these three Fairies of Light prank you by bending light so you trip over a rock and squish all the grapes! Now they're giggling at your misfortune they caused you! What do you do?!

>> No.38815755
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38815755

Donate a large sum of money to the ring leader Star, and hope that they leave me alone.

>> No.38815807

>>38815670
Rape them one by one.

>> No.38816224

>>38815670
Demand new grapes and force them to fetch me some. They will atone for their wrongdoing with a proportional good deed.
I will not cease badgering them until their slight has been undone.

>> No.38816320
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>> No.38816742

>>38815670
Rape Star, Luna, Sunny and then Star again, but twice as hard.
Those little brats will learn not to mess with humans.

>>38816320
Shouldn't have ruined my gift for Marisa, you pests.

>> No.38816768

>>38815670
Rape correction.

>> No.38816842

>>38815807
>>38816742
>>38816768
>rape them as a punishment
>they now prank you twice as often in hopes of getting 'punished' again
Now what...?

>> No.38816852

>>38815670
i give them a light bop on the noggin and have them help collect new fruit

>> No.38816905

>>38816842
Deprive them of rape and then have lovey-dovey sex with Akyuu

>> No.38816906

>>38816842
Aren't they used to it?

Just like Outsider are walking Dildos, Fairies are flying Onaholes.

>> No.38820717

Kill them.

>> No.38820772

>>38815670
I'm sure I will need some wood someday, so I'll go and fell thier Tree House.

>> No.38826014

>>38815670
use Star and Sunny as onaholes and dump their ragdoll bodies in some nearby bushes while they respawn. Headpat the well-behaved Luna-chan and offer her to have some tea and cookies with me, as I advice her to not let her be influenced by such delinquent fairies.

>> No.38831128

>>38820717
Begone evil beast!

>> No.38831355 [DELETED] 
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I will make sweet love to them

>> No.38843408
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My beloved Luna-chan

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>>38826014
It's Star who pushes both into those situations, maybe in a way of a fairy playing pranks on fairies. It's enough to punish only her.

>> No.38844965

Why not just join the Fairies? You can't beat them, they'll just come back.

>> No.38845494

>>38816842
now you tell us who you're quoting

>> No.38855714

>>38826014
>Headpat the well-behaved Luna-chan and offer her to have some tea and cookies with me
Pamper Luna-chan and feed her with a delicious cake!

>> No.38865847
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>> No.38875646 [DELETED] 

no

>> No.38876420

>>38843408
There seems to be a mistake. My beloved daughterwife Luna-chan is only for me. Mine.

>> No.38876512

>>38874028
How dare this hag touch my beloved Luna's drills with her filthy tengu hands.

>> No.38883476

>>38874028
Luna looks extremely cute there

>> No.38887278 [DELETED] 

>>38815670

>> No.38891397

>>38815670
Catch them and keep them in the basement

>> No.38903371

>>38874028
Megumu realizing Fairies are superior after all.
Such a style is impossible for tengu.

>> No.38904370
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>>38815755
this

>> No.38904951

The correct method would be to simply forget the grapes and make up for it to Marisa by giving her an alternative gift: a mating press. Me and here can go beat the fairies up for fun later.

>> No.38905065

>>38903371
Hatate has drill pigtails though

>> No.38913490

>>38815670
Remind them that their manga is over so they don't exist anymore.

>> No.38924198 [DELETED] 

>>38815670

>> No.38933165
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>>38903371
Agree

>> No.38935269
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I fucking love the three Fairies of Light!!!

>> No.38944280

>>38904951
no

>> No.38951519

>>38815670
https://files.catbox.moe/rtytcj.jpg
These fairies are going too far with their pranks!

>> No.38953032

>>38951519
>too far
I disagree. That looks just far enough.

>> No.38953187

>>38876512
I'd rather let that hag touch these cute creatures instead of fairies molesters like you!

>> No.38958418
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>>38953187
How rude. I would never molest Luna-chan, I'd only touch her if she consented to it.

>> No.38958718
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>>38958418
Luna consents to being touched by Sunny

>> No.38959126

>>38815670
whip out my dick

They'll probably be interested

>> No.38968237

Oi.

>> No.38979487

Fairies!

>> No.38985637 [DELETED] 

>>38815807

>> No.38987990 [DELETED] 

>>38815670

>> No.38992410

>>38905065
No, her hair is normal. You're thinking of Teto.

>> No.39001900 [DELETED] 

>>38979487

>> No.39010076

>>38992410
Her ponytails are corkscrewed, fanartists just don't draw it that way.

>> No.39010557

>>38815670
Well, obviously I can't arrive to my dear friend Marisa's place without a gift, so I'll have to scrounge up something else.
I imagine that fairy wings would be very helpful for her magical research.

>> No.39011049

>>38815670
Quickly cast a series of defensive wards, turn around, pull out my Glock, and demand they use fairy magic to bring back the grapes. Also threaten litigation.

>> No.39011118

>>39010557
Why settle for just the wings when you can bring your dear friend Marisa a whole several dead bodies? There's no way she wouldn't appreciate such a gift.

>> No.39011235

>>39011118
True. After all, clinical sociopathy is the most efficient way into Marisa’s heart. I speak from experience.

>> No.39011291

>>39011235
You really need to spend less time on the computer Alice

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>> No.39046823
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aah I love fairies!

>> No.39062541

Star > Sunny = Luna

>> No.39063720
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>>39062541
Star is a slut and Sunny is dumb and boring.

>> No.39064037

>>39063720
Luna > Star = Sunny

>> No.39064057

Star > Luna > Sunny

>> No.39064127

Cirno > Sunny >= Luna = Sunny

>> No.39064168

>>39033314
Very cool collaboration. Is the rest available in their OnlyFlans?

>> No.39064218

>>39064127
Sunny is greater or equal to Sunny?

>> No.39064263

>>39064218
Factually true.

>> No.39064461

>>39064218
yes.

>> No.39065454

My beloved and well behaved Luna-chan > Clownpi > Chiruno > Dai-chan > Sunny > Lilly > Star >>>> L*rva

>> No.39065660

>>39046823
I wonder how deep Cirno-chan can take it

>> No.39076799
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>>39063720
Star is pure!
...sometimes

>> No.39079364
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>>39076799
pure slut!

>> No.39083205

>>39046823
My mom said that this picture is cute.

>> No.39083450

>>39083205
Your mom has good taste.

>> No.39083467

>>39083205
Must be cool to have Letty as your mom.

>> No.39083620
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what?

>> No.39085603

>>38951519
I'm saddened there's no doujin like this.
Will continue trying to learn charastudio.

>> No.39085702

>>39083205
well, yeah. Its a very cute picture.

>> No.39085949

>>38815670
Go Aesop's fable on their asses. Simultaneously instigate trouble through Cirno and Clownpiece.

>> No.39096755 [DELETED] 

>>38815670

>> No.39098589
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>> No.39117915
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>> No.39129202
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It's morally acceptable to be attracted to Akyuu now.

>> No.39141984 [DELETED] 

>>38815670

>> No.39142789

>>39129202
Turning into a fairy! How horrifying! The cruelty!

>> No.39148083
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>> No.39149894

Fairies

>> No.39155024

>>38935269
I don’t. They’re shitty and mean.

>> No.39156288

oh no, my cute and demure Luna-chan is becoming a lewd girl!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97186563

>> No.39156498

>>39156288
dude, your daughterwife is really dirty...

>> No.39156841

>>39156288
>>39156498
She's just going through puberty.
The "issue" is that she's as big as fairies get, so she'll be in the early states of puberty forever, being horny all the time but never growing any pubic hair or breasts.

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>>39156841
how unfortunate....

>> No.39170700

Man, I want to FUCK a fairy

>> No.39187164

>>39156288
Well, I don't wanna see it. That image of yours.
>>39156841
I wish you the best with your daughter.

>> No.39187677

>>39156841
You should buy your daughter a massager, dude.

>> No.39201987

>>39148083
scary.

>> No.39210296

>>38815670
>What do you do?!
Hire Akyuu to beat them up, why the fuck would I pay Fairies for anything?

>> No.39217158
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>> No.39219028

>>39210296
Pay them for sucking your smelly dick!

>> No.39231932

>>39217158
Star>Sunny>Luna

>> No.39236833

>>39231932
This, but the other way around

>> No.39238227

>>39219028
No lewding <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/98cf0be7_KannaPolice.png">

>> No.39239420
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Yukari has allowed you to fuck the three fairies of light. However, the catch is you can not fuck them in the same way/place more than once. So, which fairy is taking it up the butt? mouth? which one is taking it in the vagina? Maybe even the armpit?

>> No.39239459

<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

>> No.39243130

>>38815670 (OP)
>What do you do?
Tie them up and give them to Flandre, maybe rape one along the way

>> No.39248890

>>38815670
<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span><span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span><span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>:anger: of:anger:

>> No.39257979

>>39238227
>no lewding
Ravioli ravioli

>> No.39262385

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97364280
Fairies!

>> No.39264535

>>38815755
Why is Star the most beautiful one out of the three?

>> No.39266400

>>39264535
Only one that cleans herself.

>> No.39270484

>>39264535
That's part of how she makes her living.

>> No.39273058
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>> No.39278774

>>39239420
Left Eye, Sunny
Right Ear, Star
Mouth, Luna

>> No.39281441

>>39273058
faries cant be killed by hanging tho

>> No.39281533

>>39281441
source?

>> No.39283903

>>39281533
They're immortal.

>> No.39284832

>>39264535
Literally the only mature one among the three

>> No.39289404

>>39281441
>>39283903
They can be killed, they just won't stay dead for longer than a day.
I'm sure if you were to kill them again, and again, and again over a short enough period you could force them catatonic for until their natural memory wiping resets their disposition.

>> No.39293404
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I fear to think what will Yassy do with our cute fairy daughters

>> No.39293496

I start crying
I didn't do anything to deserve this

>> No.39293685

>>39281533
they can just hover in place, dumbass

>> No.39295888

>>39281441
that's not hanging
have you never saw fairy's pee harvest before?

>> No.39303148

>>39239420
I fuck Yukari instead, it's obvious she's horny as fuck if she wants to watch you fuck some random fairies.

>> No.39311471

>>39293404
Your daughters are sluts

>> No.39322349
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Get an erection and cry at the same time.

>> No.39326047
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>>39322349
The Star Sapphire OnlyFlans subscriber experience.

>> No.39329783

ahh I want to fill a fairy's pristine cunny with my filthy, smelly NEET semen!

>> No.39333115
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>>38815670
Forgive them, they are friends of my wife Clownpiece after all.

>> No.39341051

>>38815670
rape

>> No.39352016
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>>39326047
I'd love her to own me...

>> No.39352627

>>39293404
Is Luna wearing a fucking diaper?

>> No.39353708

>>39352627
Don't just point it out like that. She likely gets bullied by Star over it enough as it is.

>> No.39353811

>>39352016
Have some self respect, dude.
Next time you see Star, flip her skirt to show dominance

>> No.39355697

>>39236833
>This, but the other way around.
Luna<Sunny<Star

>> No.39358004

>>39352627
fuck no I hope not, fuck yassy

>> No.39358378

>>38815670
As they laugh at me I strip out of my shorts so that my dick and nutsack are in full view and then lay down on my back waiting to see what they do

>> No.39358917

I want to rape a fairy.

>> No.39359153

>>39358378
They giggle at your micropenis. Maybe even flick it with their fingers

>> No.39359246

>>39358004
Well he did draw that Eiki doujin...

>> No.39359309

>>39359153
That would 100% make my dick hard though!

>> No.39361003
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>>38815670
With tears in my eyes, I would go tell Marisa what happened. She would most certainly laugh and mock me, which would surely hurt me deeply on emotional level. That would prompt me to donate a hefty sum to the Youkai Shrine Maiden, who would most likely listen to my request to capture the three evil-doers. I would then employ them as grape slaves, harvesting grapes in my grape dungeon for the duration of 5 years, as a compensation for the emotional anguish and material losses they caused me.

>> No.39367195

Just what are fairies if they aren't representations of nature?

>> No.39370150

>>39367195
children, but legal to beat up

>> No.39370962

>>39370150
I want to beat their underdeveloped wombs with my cock.

>> No.39372014

>>39370962
okay

>> No.39373606

>>39370962
based.
imagine filling their small wombs to the brim with a single rope of cum

>> No.39374108

>>39358378
I mean the fairy girls literally just squished your grapes, hope they don't get the same idea with your nuts...

>> No.39374714
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>>39239420
Lovey dovey cunny sex with Star, plenty of foreplay to warm her up.
Prone bone anal with Luna, I'll figure out something for lube.
Bind Sunny to a wall and throatfuck her, look her in the eye and enjoy the noises she makes as she gags.

>> No.39377017

>>38815670
Shoot them with a water gun

>> No.39379742

>>39239420
I'll just let them decide what to do with my dick

>> No.39390311

>>39370962
I don't think they would be underdeveloped. they're bodies are basically that of shrunken adult humans.

>> No.39391518
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>>39390311
I have no idea why you think that.
Here we can see the difference between a fairy's sexy flat chest and a hag's obese chest

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>>39391518
Post more obese hags pls.

>> No.39391759

>>39391518
>artist's impression.
the artwork from the manga doesn't mean anything. hell, Marisa had blue eyes in one SSiB panel

>> No.39391835

>>39391759
Then what official source says that fairies' bodies are just adult bodies shrunk down?

>> No.39392540
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What about scaled up, adult size, child-shaped bodies? Is there anyone like that in Gensokyo? Asking for a friend.

>> No.39395379

>>39392540
>What about scaled up, adult size, child-shaped bodies? Is there anyone like that in Gensokyo?
yeah every asian character.

>> No.39395747

i couldn't possibly win
i chop off my right hand and forearm as tribute...

>> No.39407272

>>39370150
They've been roaming the earth longer than most civilizations have existed... Especially something as primordial as ice. It pretty much predates anything primordial in nature.

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>>38816768
Someone please inform me of the origins of this 'needs rape correction' thing

>> No.39407871

>>39392540
Suika can be any size she wants

>> No.39407883

>>39407846
a twitter post about an im@s chracter

>> No.39414353

>>39407272
but they still look and act like children
that is enough to have them meet my fist

>> No.39414466

>>39414353
You sound like the kind of person that would beat his own children for no reason.

>> No.39414508

>>39414466
the reason? because they are children
if you don't enjoy hurting little girls like this, you must be missing something important as a person

>> No.39414636

>>39414508
>if you don't enjoy hurting little girls like this, you must be missing something important as a person
That's a line from a doujin, isn't it?
You gurofags are sick. Go hurt grown women and leave the lolis alone.

>> No.39414799

>>39414636
>That's a line from a doujin, isn't it?
yes, i couldn't find the exact quote so i had to write it from memory
>You gurofags are sick. Go hurt grown women and leave the lolis alone.
i have respect for the elderly
children shall be educated

>> No.39427010

I want to mating press creampie a cute fairy

>> No.39429894

>>39407846
Are Croissants French or British.

>> No.39440796

>>38815755
This but I also piss my pants out of fear

>> No.39441379
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>>39440796
Why would you piss yourself in front of a bunch of fairies, anon, that's kind of weird.

>> No.39445252

>>39407846
it's a twitterfag thing, pay them no heed.

>> No.39446545

>>39441379
it's alice, ban evading yet again

>> No.39450752

>>39446545
Alice would never piss herself in fear when confronted by a bunch of fairies. If anything, it was the other way around.
Fairies are weak, only Cirno and Clappy can put up a fight. AQN could probably solo at least 30 of mob fairies like the three onaholes of light, seeing as she's an accomplished boxer.

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>>38815670

>> No.39457690

>>39407846
My beloved daughter Luna is so cute brehs
https://twitter.com/lvgatarin/status/1310509634210283520

>> No.39464818

>>39450752
>Alice would never piss herself in fear when confronted by a bunch of fairies.
She literally said she'd eat them.

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sexooooooooooo

>> No.39476523

>>39262385
I want to lick their lower lips while they kiss with their upper lips...

>> No.39480282

>>39475977
Larva is NOT a fairy

>> No.39482872

>>39480282
Proven to be a fairy and squashed by Okina like a bug over and over.

>> No.39492576
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>>39480282
Of course she's a fairy, dumbass. What else would she be?

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>>39480282
looks like an onahole, she's an onahole.

>> No.39499994

>>39482872
How cruel!

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>>38815670

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>>38815670

>> No.39521478

>>39492576
A talking butterfly?

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>>39391518
Obese hags ARE SUPERIOR

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>>39239459
Get the fuck out of here

>> No.39523106

>>38815670
god I wish some fairies would kidnapp me and keep me as their pleasure pet in their tree house...

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>>38815670

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