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How do i play Touhous and what touhous do i be?

>> No.3880702

You be the touhous that shoot the bullets

>> No.3880700

Back to school with you nigger.

>> No.3880706

how do?

>> No.3880711

But really, is there some secret place you buy them touhous from?? i want to shoot some bullets too

>> No.3880713

mary san is such a whore

>> No.3880714

>>3880694
Who gives a shit, post more Genki porn.

>> No.3880716
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>> No.3880758
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is Imperishable Night a good one to go for?

>> No.3880767

>meari-san porn
Not sure if want.

>> No.3880780

oh god I don't even know how to respond to this

>> No.3880787

>>3880780
your tripcode is hella long

>> No.3880802
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>>3880787
im going to take a shower
can i have some HOW TO SHOOT TOHOS tips when i get back please.

>> No.3880803

You be Marisa Kirasame and you use her Annihilation of Love.

>> No.3880812

>>3880802
i dont know man i never played this before i just read the fanstuff and say the older games were better because nobody plays them

>> No.3880874

>>3880812
:( wat

>> No.3880886

>>3880874
I used to have a torrent of cherry mountain prayer or something but i didnt bring it with me when i moved to window7nanami

>> No.3880890

>>3880812
,;,;,;,,..;,:,;:,;?????:::::'''''''A....!!!!!!! here dude, some punctuation for you.

>> No.3880896

WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THIS GAME?????? ISI T ANIME

>> No.3880918

>>3880890
shut up nerd

>> No.3880919

>>3880918
u mad

>> No.3880923

>>3880918
FUCK YOU MAN I WAS BEING KIND AND YOU INSULT ME???

GO TO HELL, I MEAN, GO TO MY FUCKING FILTER, QUEER6KUN

>> No.3880958

>>3880874
am i seriously supposed to download 8GB from hongfire? thats retarded

>> No.3880965

I will honestly answer all of your touhou-related questions if you give us more genki porn.

>> No.3880972

>>3880965
i got that off /jp/ only other thing i has is takeshi getting molested and Meariisan with some demon poping out of her kaban

>> No.3880978

>>weabooraeg.jpg

>> No.3880987
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>>3880972

>> No.3881025

i thought jp liked tuohou

>> No.3881027

>>3880972 takeshi getting molested

HAHA OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

/r/ Robairto-san raping Meari-san

>> No.3881033

>>3880987
mary san!

>> No.3881268

>>3880972
>Takeshi getting molested
WELL POST ALREADY

>> No.3881898

Oh god, this thread is great. Is any of this on paheal/rule 34? I don't know what the tags would be, Genki, Mary-san, and Meari-san bring up nothing. Anyway, new Japanese lesson.
Chapter 24: Welcome Back
(I) Mary and Takeshi meet at the airport.
Takeshi: Oh, Meari-san! You have returned to Japan. How was your time in America?
Mary: It was boring... I never wanted to go back home, I've missed you Takeshi.
Takeshi: (does trademark overdramatic crying) Oh, Meari-san please never leave again, I love you Meari-san.
Mary: Why are you so sad? Is it because my host family died when the plane crashed into their house.
Takeshi: Yes, that and I never really had a chance to tell you how I truly feel.
Mary: You're so nice Takeshi, I'm sorry I was such a heartless bitch for the past 23 chapters. I'll stay at your place tonight.
(II) At Takeshi's House
Takeshi: Oh yes, Meari-san. You feel so good.
Mary: Ohh, OHH! Takeshi-san harder!
Takeshi: Meari-san, oh God yes. I love you.
Mary: Oh Takeshi-san, I'm almost there, keep going! Harder!! Harder!!
Takeshi: Meari-san!! Meari-san!! I think----I'm gonna come!!!!!!!
Mary: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, OH! Takeshi-saaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn.
(III) Afterward
Takeshi: Oh, Meari-san, that was amazing.
Mary: Actually, there was something I wanted to tell you.
Takeshi: You can tell me anything.
Mary: Well...I've been cheating on you.
Takeshi: WHAT!? With who?
(Door flies open, Robert has a massive erection)
Robaato-san!?
Robert: Room for one more?
(Laugh track plays, roll credits)
Vocabulary:
Penis, vagina, sex, lolicon, masturbation, etc.

>> No.3882074

>>3881268
Its in the fucking text book when they teach you how to Yell if you get groped ont he Densha.
fucking genki ii nubcake

>> No.3882627

>>3881898

HahahahahaHAHAHA oh God this is an absolute fucking RIOT. Best thread ever.

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>> No.3882662

Genki Extra Chapter: Japanese sound effects

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>>3882658

>> No.3882722

hahah laughed my ass off when i saw the pic, any JLPT'er will recognize that face.

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