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Japanese girl drowning Japanese boy.

>> No.3877463

You lost me.

>> No.3877471

No cute girls have ever tried to drown me ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bi73XYw2q0&feature=related

>> No.3877473

look at that slut

>> No.3877476

Goddamn, Shirou is ripped.

>> No.3877480

>>3877476
What?
He's got skinny pansy arms.

>> No.3877484

He really doesn't seem to know what's going on.
That son of a bitch.

>> No.3877485

>>3877476
Dude just has no fat and toned muscles. Eating home-cooked food does that.

>> No.3877495

Sakura's ass isn't all that great.

>> No.3877500

Still no F/HA translation, huh? Well, damn ...

>> No.3877505

>>3877500
It will never be translated.

You will never be kissed underwater by Sakura.

>> No.3877509

>>3877505
Moogy said he is gonna translate it. How does that make you feel?

>> No.3877513

>>3877495
I think it's rather fine.
Not dat.ass material but okay.

>> No.3877515

>>3877485
Eating home cooked food made me fat. DAMN YOU POLISH COOKING!

>> No.3877521

>>3877500

At the moment there is one guy in the entire world who is actively working on translating it. He estimates it'll be finished mid 2011-ish.

>> No.3877523

>>3877515
Eat rice. EVERY DAY

>> No.3877531

>>3877515
Well exercise too.

But yeah. Nothing but rice is good for muscular build. All that starch is what makes plants hard, so it works well on human muscles too.

<:3

>> No.3877535

>>3877513
No.

Sakura is all-around unattractive.

>> No.3877537

>>3877523
>>3877531
Isn't white rice pretty bad though? Compared to Brown rice, anyway?

>> No.3877539

>>3877535

Take that back. Sakura is the best and you know it.

>> No.3877542

>>3877523
>>3877531
oh I do that stuff now. Although a "real" homecooked meal is rare unless I'm cooking it myself right now.

I've never been lucky enough to find a girl who can cook without setting a fire.

>> No.3877540

>>3877539
The best slut maybe,

>> No.3877543

>>3877537
Yes.
Higher Glycemic Index and lower nutritional value.

>> No.3877545

>>3877537
IF THE RICE AIN'T BROWN DON'T CHOW DOWN!

>> No.3877563

>>3877531
What about if you're a guy, but would rather have a nice body like Sakura's?

>> No.3877568

>>3877540

You just don't like sluts because they'd never go near you.

>> No.3877569

>>3877563
You can't unless your genes allow for it.
Women have their fat go in other places than men.

>> No.3877571
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3877571

Shirou is small time

>> No.3877574

>>3877571
Kotomine shits all over Gil.

>> No.3877576

>>3877563
Go on female hormones.

>> No.3877577

>>3877569
...oh....
;_;

>> No.3877579

>>3877569
Taking anti-androgens and estrogen can help with that.

>> No.3877580

>>3877539
Sakura is the best maid.

Rin is the best bro.

Saber is the best nothing

>> No.3877585
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3877585

>>3877563
You'll fail at looking like Sakura, but you could always have a fappable body in your own right.

>> No.3877586

>>3877574
More like BEST BUDDIES.

>> No.3877592

>>3877580
Saber is the best human being.

>> No.3877590
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3877590

>>3877586
BFF

>> No.3877601

>>3877574
Man, I was always really sympathetic towards Kotomine, mostly because Shirou was always an asshole to him.

>> No.3877605

>>3877590
Mapo tofu is all evils of the world?

Amazing!

>> No.3877608

>>3877592
She's a terrible person.

>> No.3877609

>>3877605
Have you ever eaten mapo tofu?

>> No.3877611

>>3877580
Best Sparring partner

>> No.3877612

>>3877609
Yes, but it was just sorta really fucking hot.

It didn't TASTE like evil.

>> No.3877617

>>3877608
She stands up for what she believes in and never goes back on a promise. She is honest and virtuous in her thoughts and actions.

She is a true king, worthy of the highest respect.

>> No.3877621

>>3877580
>Rin is the best bro

Rin is more bro than Lancer.

>> No.3877633

>>3877621
what the fuck are you talking about

Lancer is the ultimate bro, he just gets fucked over in every arc.

>> No.3877636

Did everyone miss the part of FSN where Shirou mentions he trains every morning doing sit-ups and whatnot?

He works out and eats mostly fish, rice and non-cream soups. If you do that long enough, you may look like that, too.

>> No.3877640
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3877640

I do not appreciate this degradation of mai waifu Sakura.

>> No.3877643

>>3877636
Of course we did not miss it.
Part of becoming a superhero is waking up before 6, doing your exercise, cooking, then going to school.

>> No.3877651

>>3877643

That's it. I'm gonna wake up before 6, so I too can become a superhero.

what the fuck it's already 2:30 AM, goddamnit I can't work out on a few hours of sleep

>> No.3877654

>>3877633
Kotomine is the best bro. Is like a lot like Shirou, would be willing to answer any of Shirou's questions if Shirou would just ask correctly, eats mapo tofu and enjoys it.

>> No.3877667

>>3877640
How is any of this degrading to Sakura?

>> No.3877671
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3877671

>>3877667

please see:

>>3877473
>>3877540

>> No.3877672

>>3877643
Such a concrete ritual...
If only such a thing existed for those guys that preferred, instead of being a hero, to be the tender of the hearth.


Also, Shirou went to bed in the VN many times at 2 or 3 am, and still woke at 6 to do his daily ritual.
Though, I don't remember if he left out working-out due to the holy grail war going on...

>> No.3877675

>>3877672
He instead sparred with Saber.
And if you, the player, messed with the food, got beat up very badly on top of that.
Not to mention in UBW where his nerves are shocked and could not sleep from the pain all night and still went on his day 'normally'.

>> No.3877676

>>3877671
That's a compliment. It's saying she knows how to make a man feel good.

>> No.3877688
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>>3877640
>degradation
>Sakura

>> No.3877692
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3877692

Did someone say degrading Sakura?

>> No.3877699

How is it possible to degrade Sakura?

>> No.3877702

>>3877699
Have her fucking animals.

>> No.3877703

>>3877476
And people wonder why he's such a pimp by accident.

>> No.3877712

>>3877702
The hellbeast worms were inside of her all this time, that has to count towards bestiality.

>> No.3877713

>>3877703
He's not. He only has one waifu per route.

>> No.3877716

>>3877712
Parasitic penis worms inside her!=beasts.
Imagine her fucked by a donkey.

>> No.3877723

>>3877537
No, in fact, it has the most starch.

>> No.3877726

>>3877713
HE only loves one girl per route. All of them love him in every route.

>> No.3877729

Shiro gets sloppy seconds to demon worms.

Beta male.

>> No.3877735

>>3877729
Why do you think it felt so good he wanted to vomit?
Worm massage while he stuck it in.

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3877750

>>3877735
>Worm massage

>> No.3877788
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3877788

>>3877735

>> No.3877824

>>3877726
He doesn't love any of them. He just uses their bodies.

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