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After extensive research, I have concluded that the ahoge is an effective indicator of a girl's slut status. Of all the subjects tested, 100% of girls featuring ahoge were non-sluts, while 98.7% of girls with no ahoge were dirty sluts of the worst sort. This corelates with real life observation; out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

Preliminary research indicates the cause of this phenomenon is the way folicles react to semen; in pure girls, the hair is brisk and perky, as it has not contacted semen. In dirty sluts of the worst sort, the galons of semen they are showered in are absorbed by the folicles and end up in the hair strands, the additional burden causing the hair to flatten, eventually reaching the slut aspect seen in the attached image.

Further research is underway.

>> No.3876908

Super cool story bro.

>> No.3876905

What's ahoge?

>> No.3876910
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>out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

>> No.3876913

Resurfacing copypasta.

Speaking of noodles, I want to eat some ramen.

>> No.3876916
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>>3876905

>> No.3876922

Ahoge (アホ毛, アホげ?) (/a.ho.ɡe/), literally foolish hair, is a visual cue common to Japanese anime and manga. Consisting of a single, often large, lock of hair sticking out from the top of the head, it is most often used to identify foolish, bumbling or carefree characters.

Hey look, I wikipedia'd.

>> No.3876925
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3876925

I want to believe

>> No.3876954
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Sluts can't have drills.

>> No.3876966

...fuck you /jp/, I'm working on a research paper right now and I come across this thread.

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3876967

OP is wrong.

>> No.3876980

>>3876967
Op is accurately correct.

>> No.3876988
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3876988

mai waifu does not appreciate you speaking about her this way, OP

nor do i, for that matter.

>> No.3876993

>>3876900

>implying that the involuntary choice of being raped makes a girl a slut

>> No.3876994

>>3876966
Then you of all people should appreciate the scientific method.

>> No.3876996

>>3876993
In the unlikely event that it doesn't, craving a man's cock does.

>> No.3877010

>>3876988
whats up with her nose man

>> No.3877938

>>3876967
good girl.

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