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Old youkai terrorizing humans? Solve it with marriage! A married youkai will be more focused on being tended to by her husband, eating food, and trying to make a family! She will no longer be able to terrorize human villagers!

The only trick here is finding some young man crazy enough to marry an old wicked youkai, but it surely can be done! All the wicked old youkai, goddesses, and other things should no longer be a threat to youkai!

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keep up the good work

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This message sponsored by the Moriya Shrine! jesus christ please take her virginity please she has never felt the touch of a man thousands of years unmarried please

>> No.38736992

They're scary though
Imagine getting hooked up into spending time with Yuuka or Kanako. Someone somehow managed to get them to be on their good side with you, but even then, if they were to hug you, you could just feel how inescapable the situation is.

>> No.38737193

>The only trick here is finding some young man crazy enough to marry an old wicked youkai
Just have Reimu threaten some young male youkai into doing the deed.

>> No.38737270

Anon there are no male youkai in Gensokyo who would come close to their power. It has to be a human sacrifice. A human will trigger their predatory instinct, a desire to dominate and claim forever. A youkai would register to their instincts as either something of little matter, or a threat to be eliminated. And regardless, all of these youkai in Gensokyo have been there for years, they know those other youkai, they'd probably beg Reimu to exterminate them as opposed to go near someone like Eirin.

Now, once one of these old eldritch beings has you married and you become their husband/property, they'll likely find some way to turn you into a youkai or otherwise immortal. After all, after being a virgin for years they sure as hell won't give you up to time. You'll be her's forever.

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I'll take one for the team and marry Eirin then. Young male youkai can rest easy knowing that my motherwife wont be causing anymore trouble for them.

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But what man would actually marry a youka? You can't have kids with her and there's no guarantee that she won't ditch you when you're 60+ years old and she's still young.

Also this might just cause more youkai to harass humans since the worst things that can happen to them now is that a human man will be her sextoy for 30 or so years before she gets bored instead of a shrine worker sealing her or a slayer outright killing her.

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>Old youkai
Sorry, but I prefer young youkai.

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>> No.38737550

I think it'd be cool. They probably have a lot of interesting stories to share. It's no scarier than getting to know anyone else.

>> No.38738082

There was that one doujabout the young male half youkai with fangs who dreams that he is raping Eiki but he is actually just raping Eiki minus the dreaming and telling her he wanted to meet her so much and then of course Eiki decides to stay by his side. Also loving rape creampies. The end.

>> No.38738093

Youkai can do the same shit for thousands of years. They won't get "bored" of their husband. A youkai's love is infinite and scary, that's what makes it such a sacrifice to marry one! You'll never leave her side, she'll shower you with her love forever! Scary huh?

At least you're helping. A married youkai is a neutralized youkai! Just try to keep Rumia fed with plenty of meat!

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Who will you find that'll want to marry... this?!

>> No.38738530

I'd try to comfort her & tell her she's beautiful. I don't know if giving her an inch and making Yukari feel good about herself is the right plan but I don't know what else to do.

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Oh dear, looks like you confused this hag and she thinks you're interested in her, now she's demanded Ran kidnap and marry the two of you together. I'm sorry.

>> No.38738621

I want to have my first time with Kanako!
We'll figure out together how sex works!

>> No.38739041

Better yet go marry a celestial, nearly all of them are looking for a human husband, and it's canon

>> No.38739103

But tenshi is a brat...

>> No.38752177

Bring me to hecatia
I'll marry her

>> No.38754212

Wasn't it Iku's Colleagues who were doing the whole "I can't go back because of you, so take responsibility and marry me" thing and not the Celestials?

>> No.38754546

Rinnosuke shows that Humans and Youkai can cross breed just fime

>> No.38754563

>But tenshi is a brat...
She can still push out yours

>> No.38754661

Nah it weren't Iku's colleagues doing it, it's explicitly said that celestials from heaven intentionally drop a veil down to earth to wait for a human man to pick it up and marry him

>> No.38760923
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Yukari is not a fat hag
She is very youthful, very healthy, and very fertile

>> No.38762251

I want to kiss her belly

>> No.38766220

Fat hag!

>> No.38766853

i don't get this meme of yukari being 17

>> No.38767550

Youkai are immortal shapeshifters
If Yukari wants to look 17, she will look 17

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Would Yukari be a good wife?

>> No.38781176

How would Kanako react if I suddenly touched her thighs?

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It'd be a sweaty and fat thigh, I wouldn't touch it

>> No.38789383

I couldn't ask for a better wife. She's so sweet and makes me so happy

>> No.38789632

A shikigami made this post.

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>> No.38795862

with anger I assume

>> No.38795979

hotena's shit makes me fucking diamonds every time
youkai women are built for fat ugly human men

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>> No.38801861

I'd plant seeds in her soil if you know what i mean

>> No.38802834

No, youkai women are made for tall and strong human men.
You need lots of muscle to princess carry youkai hags, after all.

>> No.38803765
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Youkai will probably be happy with whatever man decides to profess love for them. Even if it's a young boy.

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I'd also like to sow my seed in Yuuka's fertile fields

>> No.38816688

she isnt real

>> No.38816767

>Youkai pick shotas so that they have the longest possible time to spend with a man who will never have even had an opportunity to love or look at any other woman

5D chess

>> No.38816806

She is much better than any real girl.

>> No.38816933

she isn't real so she can't be better

>> No.38817010

It is possible to be worse than nothing. vtubers for instance, are worse than anything and lose to non-existent beings in that regard.

>> No.38817023

vtubers is live action anime so i don't know your point kiddo

>> No.38817051

Behind all the filters they are real 3DPD people. Worshiping a money and attention hungry whore is factually worse than enjoying a fictional character.

>> No.38817061


>> No.38817179

Ignore this person, it's a vteen who spams this shit in the threads

>> No.38817539

I WANT TOJIKO!!!... to end this headache i have.

>> No.38817576

Sorry, I realized I didn't quote correctly.

>> No.38817785

no, you quoted correctly the first time, Children don't deserve (You)s

>> No.38824905


>> No.38825630

You're right, I'm sorry.

>> No.38830857

No matter what we breed we still are made of seed this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum

>> No.38831585

Keine-sensei I thought this was tutoring time!

>> No.38838790

Fuck yeah, mission accomplished

>> No.38838795

How would ANY woman react if you suddenly touched her thighs? There's your answer.

>> No.38838903

>How would ANY woman react if you suddenly touched her thighs?
I don't know, I never touched a woman's thighs before.

>> No.38840949

Oh so she would immediately cum and scream "kimochi"?

>> No.38840999 [DELETED] 

I get this gut-wrenching feeling whenever I watch Lamy, why is that?

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>> No.38843740

Kanako isn't any woman, she's an old weirdo

>> No.38847940

Sounds right up my street.

>> No.38850915

Actually she's up the mountain

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She'd hardly be a bad one
Being a Youkai, she wouldn't bother with loveless marriages since it'd just be a waste of time and effort
If you get a ring on her, its cause she really likes you

>> No.38862559

Right here

>> No.38862565

AND that they turn out in a form I can jack off to

>> No.38862574

Please don't be rude to sweet Kanako-sama.

>> No.38864412

>If you get a ring on her, its cause she really likes you
Exactly, she loves me, anon!

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i'd be a proud centipede dad

>> No.38864713

Be careful, smooch her too hard and you might actually kill her.

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Youkai would also probably be violently possessive over those they claim as theirs
There's no escaping Yukari if she decides you belong to her forever

>> No.38879076

Why yes this image makes me violently yet lovingly make demigods with her

>> No.38883807

That's what makes youkai such terrif-I mean, great wifes!

>> No.38886920

at least they'll always be loyal and never cheat on you

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>> No.38891871

Behold dog.

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>> No.38893673

You could run away as fast and far as possible and she'd just gap you back to her bed.

>> No.38896922
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Yuuka is for lifelong marriage with lots of babies

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>> No.38904244 [DELETED] 

God, that hag is fat as fuck. She should lose weight.

>> No.38911872


>> No.38913229

>Oh my, were you in the middle of something?
>Well, I guess it's my fault for coming in the middle of the night.

>...So? What are you masturbating to?
>T-that's a secret
>That woman looks a bit like me, doesn't she?
>That's not...
>Come on, there's no need to hide it.

>You pervert

>Well then, I apologize. I'll be leaving now.
>Please enjoy yourself...


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Yuuka is a meanie!

>> No.38918467

Someone should teach Yuuka how you get a husband! Grabbing him by the neck and saying "we're married now" isn't how you do that!

>> No.38926839

Fat people anger me

>> No.38927143

>Grabbing him by the neck and saying "we're married now" isn't how you do that!
Why not? He isn't going to say 'no', so it's a very effective approach.

>> No.38927519

That's horrible. She doesn't even have the courtesy to bring a ring. If she really wants to be married the least she can do is get a ring.

>> No.38929501

But it's unethical!

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>Marry and reproduce

>> No.38931085

i sure hope some hag youkai doesn't steal me away and force me to be her husband/breeding slave and take care of/imprison me for eternity!!!!!!!

>> No.38931164

i sure hope some hag youkai steals me away and force me to be her husband/breeding slave and take care of/imprison me for eternity!!!!!!!

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>> No.38938696

I'm starting to sense there's something off about the anons here. Please don't let yourself get kidnapped by a hag youkai. It's not a joke, they really will keep you all to themselves for eternity.

>> No.38938782

How do you know? Are you posting from Yukari's sex dungeon or something?

>> No.38939830
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I will marry Youmu

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Remilia would also be a good choice because I inherit a mansion

>> No.38939864

And then as for Eiki-sama, she'd probably be either into gentle femdom, or be a nag

>> No.38940257

Why would you inherit it? Remilia won't be dying any millennia

>> No.38940633

I would love to breed as many female yokais if they are this big >>38737529

>> No.38947366
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Judgement is love.

>> No.38950975

Eiki scolds and corrects you because she loves you

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>> No.38953227

You own it alongside her

>> No.38953265

The chubby hag belly is a charm point.

>> No.38954964

> It's not a joke, they really will keep you all to themselves for eternity.
That would be terrible! I hope it doesn't happen to me!!!!!

>> No.38957353

Chubby hag bellies are erotic! I love them!

>> No.38957627


>> No.38966995
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Yukari tries to seduce her kidnapped prey, but with all that meat on her belly...

>> No.38973075
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>> No.38977343

cute oldies

>> No.38977430

Didn't know Gensokyo had a retirement house.

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>> No.38977774
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unprotected loving babymaking in the missionary position with lots of eye contact and hand holding

>> No.38977903

die of aids

>> No.38978092

Old people have defective genes, so your children will have a very high chance of being born with brain issues.
Please think about the future of your kids and marry a young woman.

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I refuse.

>> No.38978540

These supernatural creatures are immortal
They'll be young, healthy, and fertile forever

>> No.38978742

Please anon i can only produce so much sperm..

>> No.38982031


>> No.38983417
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"Fufufu, it's the luckiest day of your life today isn't it? Getting to be married to such a powerful vampire. No need to thank me for granting you the privilege!"

>> No.38983431
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Shinki doesn't need anymore children. She wants grandchildren. Go impregate one of her daughters instead.

>> No.38983519

this thread is making me feel like shit

>> No.38983606

Fine, but she has to take care of the child, since there's no way Alice would be a responsible mother.


>> No.38983635

because i want to marry and die old with a youkai wife

>> No.38983646
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You could pick one of her more responsible daughters instead of Alice if you're worried about her capabilities as a mother. Yumeko is of prime breeding age too.

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Hag tummy
Hag chubby

>> No.38987040

i want to stick my dick between those two tummys

>> No.38988879

i want to stick myself between those two tummys

>> No.38990176

I want to stick it in mami's behind

>> No.38992116

Being kidnapped by a hag youkai as her husband and hugging her!

>> No.39001142
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Matronly youkai wife

>> No.39001158

so soft, just like snow

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>> No.39003599

Please do not sexualize Rinnosuke

>> No.39006839

Helping Reisen overcome PTSD with love!

>> No.39007630

Being Reisen's abusive boyfriend and making her PTSD even worse!

>> No.39007644

What is she trying to do?

>> No.39012273

Reisen is the model of fertility

>> No.39012378
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Well yeah she's a rabbit, she probably gets pregnant on the first time and the pill does nothing on her body

>> No.39014327

Do hag youkai really deserve marriage?

>> No.39015499

Human children belong in rabbit wombs

>> No.39015585

yes but with me

>> No.39022616

Do YOU deserve to be married to an old youkai? You don't seem that bad or worth punishing

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>> No.39026706

i think i do im a pretty rude and a mean guy

>> No.39028329
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improving tengu/human relations one half-breed at a time

>> No.39030108

im much more worthy of punishment, I hope I don't get punished with a hag yokai with a belly

>> No.39031174
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Look how much she squishes, even her upper arms have fat to them...

>> No.39032925

I have no words to describe how badly I want those chubby arms around me, I already feel warm and comfortable just by looking at them. Definitely my favorite part about the whole artwork

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This artist draws best Yukari

>> No.39033275

usually i dont like this kind of hag but this specific pic is doing something for me

>> No.39034124
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The best chubs

>> No.39045347

I wanna be cirno groping letty

>> No.39045496

I don't wanna be cirno but I want to grope letty

>> No.39045733

I don't wanna grope letty but I want to be cirno

>> No.39045857

I don't want to be Cirno nor do I want to grope Letty. I prefer Minoriko's sweet potatoes.

>> No.39045894

i want to make letty bigger

>> No.39046531

I don't want to grope letty but I want to grope cirno

>> No.39060547

i want to fuck letty thighs

>> No.39061115
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Is your cow youkai wife fat or pregnant? Most likely the former, so get back in the bedroom.

>> No.39064364

Old hags
running the world

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>> No.39064809

Marry hags!

>> No.39065315

Only if it is Kanako, since she likely won't mind me being a complete novice when it comes to relationships.

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Going on a date with Kanako!
Not knowing what to talk about!
Kanako noticing a couple next to you talking!
Kanako copying the girl's questions word-for-word!
Kanako spending awkward amounts of time listening to the girl so she'd know what to say next!
Kanako hoping you won't notice!!

>> No.39066252

Explain yourself.

>> No.39067383
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Let's take a look at one of the underrated single hags out there, Eirin Yagokoro! Unlike some of the other hags like Yukari and Kanako, where they act like serious schemers but are more flustered when it comes to romance, Eirin is professional inside and out, hard if-not impossible to fluster. The only person she seems to act openly soft towards is Lady Kaguya. It's not because she is a cold person, it's just in her nature to appear professional. Indeed, Eirin's exterior belies just how much of a kind person she really is. Her loyalty to Lady Kaguya, willing to leave the people she was a respected god to because of her friendship with Kaguya, how she helps provide medical treatment to the humans in the human village.

I imagine the poor human sacrifice who gets made to be her husband would have two possible routes for how their relationship with Eirin would be like. The most likely one is where you are effectively Reisen's coworker, a second assistant to Eirin. Constantly given jobs and assignments, and of course asked to test out whatever concoction she's brewed up today (and also ready to fuck whenever she demands it). The second possibility is where she treats you as a princess. You get to be pampered, little is expected of you, and Eirin will treat you as a child almost (one she fucks mind you). Kaguya is effectively your sister too.

The fate of Eirin's husband is to either be bossed around by a strict (loving) boss for all eternity, or to be mothered and doted upon by a loving (slightly stern) mom for all eternity. Pretty scary to consider.

>> No.39068556

That is not scary at all. At least not in the mindset im in, completely unrelated to the image posted

>> No.39068685

this artist draws vore

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>to be mothered and doted upon by a loving (slightly stern) mom for all eternity
Oh no, how utterly frightening. Living as Eirin's child for the rest of eternity and feeding on her massive milkers sounds truly terrifying.

>> No.39073578

Eirin's shady drug turning you small and young! Eirin's shady drug making you want to be breastfed by her! Eirin's shady drug making it so only she can sexually relieve you!

>> No.39073738

You wouldn’t marry a youkai, why would you, it’d be terrible. Imagine the loving and caring relationship you would build with her, the beautiful children you would have together, taking in the amazing sights of gensokyo, only to leave her one day. Imagine as she cries at your bedside knowing there is nothing she can do, nothing that will be able to bring the good times back and how she'll be without you for who knows how many years. You may be happy, but will she?

>> No.39073853

>only to leave her one day
Why would you leave her? Why would she let you leave?

>> No.39073879

This is good size for a woman to be

>> No.39074099

>Why would you leave her?
Because your body decays with time, until it stops working altogether.
>Why would she let you leave?
She wouldn't, she would instead spike your food with hourai elixir, without telling you.

>> No.39079845

They need to have a very good relationship with Kaguya and Eirin to get the elixir

>> No.39079869
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Then I must take responsibility and become a youkai myself.

>> No.39079908

Just say it's for love! Love always wins!

>> No.39081227

I really want to feel this fat cow's full weight on top of me

>> No.39081401

I don't think you'll survive.

>> No.39081986

She's heavy!

>> No.39082233
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Kanako is so cool and cunning, I'm sure she's an expert in romance!

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>I'm sure she's an expert in romance!
old hag hands typed this

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>Eirin's shady drug making you want to be breastfed by her!
She doesn't need to feed me a drug to make me want that, but I'll gladly take any drug that mom gives me.

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Don't bully the Millenium Maiden Suwako-sama!

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She'll teach Yuuka to seduce (You).

>> No.39082971

Shut up, Suwako, you're a hag too.
And stop stealing Kanako's boyfriends.

>> No.39086572

Too flat. Each of Eirin's breasts needs to be at least three times larger than her head.

>> No.39087195

so who do you think has the largest romance story collection?

>> No.39087926

A virgin for all eternity.

>> No.39087942

You wouldn't say that to her face

>> No.39087953

fuck no, I'm a virgin too

>> No.39092797

But you've been a virgin for less time than she has!

>> No.39094486

Defrosting the ice queen wolf by giving her lots of pups to love

>> No.39095754

What is the appeal of being submissive to an evil fat hag? Most people would consider that a bad ending

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while many want the hags, not all want to be the submissive one
and very few want them to be fat
I want to turn the mighty gap youkai into a happy /fit/ housewife, then give her numerous healthy children

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>What is the appeal of being submissive to an evil fat hag?
Good question. Personally, I want to dominate the evil fat hags. Specially Yuraki.

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Because that fat evil hag loves you. And you get to see a side of her no one else can, and understand a woman most others wouldn't attempt to.

>> No.39098082

she needs correction

>> No.39098222

Famous last words

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Hmmh yes yes.

>> No.39098264

Well, at least they're not faceless, now that'd be a bad end.

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She is not evil, and she's fat in all the right places.

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>> No.39100856

Make her submissive to you.

>> No.39100934

They want to fuck their mothers but they haven't realized it yet.

>> No.39104899
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I want them to be fat and happy

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You cannot fast travel. There are enemies nearby.

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>> No.39110766

Or maybe they are so lonely that they'll gladly date someone twice their age.

>> No.39111108

>Yahooo~ Anon, here!"

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Look at this fat fuck!

>> No.39112707

each day i wake up and thank g*d that a plump hag didn't kidnap me and force me to love her for ever and ever and ever

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That image triggers my flight of fight reflexes

>> No.39113115

Be careful, those two hags will try to get you drunk and then take you to their home.

>> No.39113252

both have superhuman strength and can just pin you down if you fight, and Gappy can catch you and take you home no matter how far you try to run away

>> No.39113497

I'd happily let them

>> No.39113559

>just pin you down if you fight
Hang on, that's rape!

>> No.39114228

Take me

>> No.39117811

this image both hypnotizes me and makes my brain scream that i should run

>> No.39126320

Towards them

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What would you talk about with these kind ladies?

>> No.39126891

Ask what a couple of cute 17 year olds are doing in this bar. Don't they know underage drinking is illegal!

>> No.39128868

No idea. I don't even know what to talk about with girls my age.

>> No.39128930

see if they wish to be my model in my art, the inspiration for me to pick up the pen, my muses to create masterpieces and some food

>> No.39128998

My Pokemon Soulsilver team from 12 years ago

>> No.39129010

Eh? 12 years ago? Soulsilver is a pretty recent game...

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>l"ook you don't understand, Astalos is confirmed for Sunbreak and Mizutsune is already in rise, not to mention that glavenus already has an updated model. They are 100% adding Gammoth and we just have to accept that fact and hope they make the fight fun."

>> No.39129237

Anon don't do this too me...

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Lagiacrus is coming as well, right?

>> No.39129725

my brain is telling me that towards them will mean never seeing another day

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>> No.39129888

I'll take your place

>> No.39129979


>> No.39130007

I know Hank Hill takes extreme pride in careful maintenance of his lawn. Would that be a positive to Yuuka because he cares about the grass or a negative because he cuts the grass? Mind you, he also uses a lawn mower rather than trimming by hand.

>> No.39130043

no i like being in this possible life ending, conflicting situation

>> No.39131508

Freud has to be the most based man to have ever existed.

>> No.39131686

Freud was a hack with an incest fetish
he is the opposite of based
he is cringe

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Vulnerable wolf

>> No.39140784

A rare fit tummy in this thread!

>> No.39140812

For a second I thought that was a c-section scar.

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And what are you gonna do about it? Call the police?

>> No.39141320

I might!

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What a loser! No wonder you don't get any girls!

>> No.39141462

This fox is too young for this thread, someone inform her guardians.

>> No.39141519

I'm going to take them home and give them a good spanking.

>> No.39141741
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A new age

>> No.39141757

is there a specific term for a slender figure but chubby belly? mom bod or something? I just want to squish it...

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Venus figure I guess? The Medici one is the closest I can think of:

>> No.39141891

Fat youkai hags are good!

>> No.39143046


>> No.39143265

This thread has lots of young men jumping at the chance to be the husband of one of these fat youkai hags though!

>> No.39143450

are your filial feelies hurt?
Would you perhaps like to suckle on a tit, maybe?

>> No.39144263

They aren't fat like you are
2hus do outdoor activities all day every day
They are /fit/ at a minimum

>> No.39144284

they are not fit, at best most are slim

>> No.39144408

Gensokyo is a largely pre-industrial shithole
chopping firewood and other day labour are routine to the point of being second nature for these cute girls

>> No.39144589

I find it hard to imagine a proud goddess chopping wood like a peasant, and not many of them work on fields or building houses.
Eirin, for example, spends the day indoors, and Kanako is so lazy that she build the ropeway so she doesn't have to walk.
The younger girls like Marisa, Reimu, Sanae, Reisen and Youmu being in good shape makes sense. People like Kanako, Eirin and Yukari are probably not as slim.

>> No.39144712

Skinny fat maybe.
The figures shown in this thread are mostly what you might think of as a "motherly body". Basically just what happens after a woman has kids and settles down and her hormones change her body.

>> No.39144855

>Freud was a hack with an incest fetish
And that's what makes him based, imagine not feeling attracted to the very female who has been there with you your entire life.

>> No.39144875

I'm not fat, I'm a skinny boy. That's why I want a fat hag so desperately!

>> No.39148793

She could let Eirin borrow you for one night in exchange for the exilir.

>> No.39153924
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How do you like your married youkai?

>> No.39154441
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Healthy and pregnant

>> No.39154584
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You have to let me think for a moment.

>> No.39156024

Fat hag wife body youkai!

>> No.39156414
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nobody's talked about sakuya yet. i mean she'd be a cool person to live with. yeah perhaps you and her could both work for the scarlet mansion. you two could clean and cook and hangout on the premises afterwards. Or take walks out to the human village to grab ingredients. not like i dream about this almost every night and its the only thing that really gets me to go to sleep hah...

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come give byakuren a hug RIGHT now

>> No.39156536

Boring and you'd have a lot of hardships too, you'd need to work hard everyday and have little to no rest, considering she is cold toward other humans, she probably wouldn't mind selling your children to remilia after you die

>> No.39159150

I love how nice this image looks, and off in the distance you see patchouli passed out on the grass.

>> No.39159787
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Well I like working hard and I live a pretty boring life & then I'm going to chose to not believe you on the other stuff. I think she's a nice person. She probably has a kind side. dont ruin my fantasy

>> No.39159826
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If I hug this demon nun she wont let me escape...

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That sounds comfy! Sakuya would be a great wife!

>> No.39163991

I want to get jerked off by yukari's gloved hands

>> No.39167333

I don't think anyone but you considers Sakuya an older woman.

>> No.39167384

hug the cute demon nun at this instant or she'll let you get eaten by the yokai

>> No.39167389

she isn't but since people were talking about Remilia I figured i could but into the conversation

>> No.39167393

all you had to say was Nun! CAUSE I AM BOUT TO NUT

>> No.39167744

You know what yeah, I thought this was a hag thread, but apparently it's just a marrying thread.
Carry on

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Damn it, they're catching on to the fact that you can marry someone other than a hag! Plan B!

>> No.39169310

How can these hags hope to compete with younger girls!?

>> No.39169657

womanly charms and rape

>> No.39169667

Bigger breasts, bigger asses, bigger thighs. There you have some reasons why they are better than the younger girls.

>> No.39169820

Kitchenwhore whose's purpose is to prepare food and be fucked anal

>> No.39170015
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What is it with anal and flat haughty girls?

>> No.39170135

Its called a venus body type

>> No.39172781

based quads

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>marrying touhous
sounds like a good idea to me

>> No.39173881

I fucking hate scrolling through catalog and seeing this green hag saggy fucking Flav cover your stomach you old bitch

>> No.39174043

I fucking love scrolling through the catalog and seeing this green hag saggy tummy! Don't cover your stomach lovely older woman!

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even if its all out of character, really like this guys loveydovey mushy stuff

>> No.39174160

Actually all 2hus are lovey dovey and inviting and they are specially nice to kissless old virgins

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>all 2hus
a kissless virgin should only go for 1 hu, several will lead to certain death

>> No.39174401

This makes me happy. I want to treat them with the same amount of kindness and love.

>> No.39179111

>kissless old virgins
that's me!

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Wow, I'm an almost 34 year old khhv!

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I expect all of you to be marrying a hag now that this thread has reached the bump limit!

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>Awful wife material because she's only married to her job
Eirin, Sakuya, Eiki, Shou
>Awful wife material in general
Yukari, Yuyuko, Suwako, Yuugi, Komachi, Saki, Miko
>Probably good wife material but has to be kept a secret
Kanako, Byakuren, Megumu
>Good wife material (probably)
Letty, Mamizou, Nemuno, Okina, Kasen, Keiki, Miyoi, Chimata, the Watatsukis, Yuuka, Seiga, Sagume, Junko, Hecatia, Urumi, Yachie, Sannyo, Misumaru, Ran, Tojiko

I can't think of other possible hags or oneechans

>> No.39181339

>marrying a hag
As long as it's a lolibaba, sure.

>> No.39181544

I'm sad this thread hit bump limit, I liked it. What do I do now

>> No.39182357

>Good wife material
If you're alright living in the mountains totally isolated from everyone because no one dares enter her territory. To be fair, she's probably a solid candidate for the best cook if ZUN agrees with the fan sentiment that she's good at cooking.
Fuck no, she'd ditch her grooming victim dancers and have you be her slave instead.
She's a legit evil bitch and has shown to be perfectly fine ditching her family to chase after dark magic.
You'd have the hardest time communicating due to her ability, she'd constantly have to watch her mouth whenever she speaks.
Just as long as she doesn't project her dead family members onto you. She probably falls asleep crying every night.
You literally couldn't win arguments with her because of her power and is probably a manipulative cunt.
She's a literal prostitute who runs a casino, if you marry her you'd have to live with the fact that some other guy's gonna motorboat her a few times a week.

>> No.39182632

There's another hag thread up.

>> No.39182680

...rape correction?

>> No.39182928

>asking about NTR
Poor dumbpire.

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Let's hope she doesn't ask Flan.

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Ah to be a hag lover. To see these beautiful older women of Gensokyo, with their wide hips, plump thighs, bubbly jiggly keesters and heaving bosoms. And their only 'imperfection' or rather charm point, besides that milky glowing aura they seem to possess innately is a soft pudgy tummy. Though they are not vain and as humble as they are with age, attempting to hide and conceal it with voluminous robes, cloaks, layers of additional attire, it makes its presence known. A signal of fertility and proper womanhood to be grasped, worshiped, kissed, kneaded, fondled, licked, and adorned with universal affection. What man wouldn't want to feel Yukari's or Kanako's tummies, to feel the additional godly adipose flesh energizing your libido?

>> No.39196837

when will it be mine turn for sex?

>> No.39198057

No..., I rather crack a cold one with Rinnosuke and tell him all of his info on the outside is literally wrong.

Marrying Joon is probably the worst decision you can make, but I still put a ring on her figure.

>> No.39198446