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Be a good boy.

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>> No.38710762
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38710762

I NEED more Eros griffons in my life.

>> No.38710764

1st for Mara making my dick huge to fuck my wives with.

>> No.38710768

>>38710756
i want a clown to teach me how to be an acrobat

>> No.38710770

finally!

>> No.38710773

>>38710762
what is she guarding?

>> No.38710775
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38710775

Smug sheep.

>> No.38710780

fuck off, vtumor

>> No.38710782
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>>38710773
Your family jewels. No harm will come to them and nothing will ever take them from her.

>> No.38710783

What can I do, to better support my MG gf?

>> No.38710785

This one has no gacha fox I choose it

>> No.38710798

Lurking in a freshly made thread really feels like you just got out of the shower. I feel comfy as fuck.

>> No.38710801
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38710801

mechanicunny

>> No.38710806

>>38710801
i see no cunny unit installed

>> No.38710808
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38710808

how to spot mara nun?
they got sacred dildos or something?

>> No.38710810

>>38710773
Your Heart

>> No.38710813 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.38710816

>>38710773
(You)
But yeah, Eros versions of girls being lovey dove is the best bit about them.
Eros minotaur for pink, buff tomboy that tries her best to be a cute wife.

>> No.38710817

>>38710806
It's separate but connected to her nervous complex wirelessly. So just take it with you and have fun whenever at her expense.

>> No.38710818

>>38710782
so she's kinda like a personal sperm bank then?

>> No.38710822

>>38710783
Impregnate her.

>> No.38710827

EROS
R
O
S

>> No.38710833

man how the fuck did we almost hit 1.5k

>> No.38710836
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38710836

To anon from last thread:
Yeah that was a rata, if I ascii again I want to make the ears a little bit more rounded and add fluff while making the tail more luscious. Also adding feet fluff to mask my inability to draw feet, Or draw a fox/kot with sharp ears and a thin, free-standing tail

>> No.38710838

>>38710808
>When you are instructed to 'take the cloth' to be removed from inheritance....but its really just sending you to a nunnery to have a harem of church girls.
Your married elder sister did it because she was worried about you being single and nothing else.

>> No.38710839
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>>38710818
Why yes, she will hold onto all of your sperm deposits internally. They'll be kept warm and safe inside of her.

>> No.38710849
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38710849

SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO TITS
THIS CAT HAS A FUNNY FACE

>> No.38710854

>>38710818
No, don't do it. She will spend it all on daughterus! Yous account will be empty.

>> No.38710857

>>38710833
My guess is there wasn't any Vtuber spam

>> No.38710868

>>38710857
Or the mods deleted them. There were missing thread slots at the bottom.

>> No.38710872

>>38710854
That would be fraud, I could take her to eros court for that

>> No.38710877

>>38710868
That could be.

>> No.38710883
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38710883

Finally, I can post raijus!

>> No.38710886

>>38710868
>Mods being useful for once
I find that hard to believe.

>> No.38710887
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>>38710838
damn, my sister is the best sis! I fucking love nuns!

>> No.38710895
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>>38710868
>Mods doing something other than giving vacations to anons who post tits

>> No.38710897
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38710897

I love my rata wife!

>> No.38710898

>>38710849
As the thread drip-judge, cheshires absolutely have drip. Shes got ssstyle.

>> No.38710899

>>38710833
>>38710857
>>38710868
>>38710877
>>38710886
does that mean we'll have to start rationing our pics again?

>> No.38710907

>>38710813
Ruto is the truth because her milk was confirmed in series as EXTRA THICK.

>> No.38710908

>>38710849
FLAT CAT EROTIC

>> No.38710922

>>38710886
Just because they almost never do things in /mgt/ itself anymore.
>>38710895
Hey now, they sometimes delete soijaks.

>> No.38710923

>>38710868
>>38710886
>>38710877
>>38710895
>>38710899
If there are many new threads created for a general after the last thread dies, the mods are more likely to delete them faster. It's probably not the random individual small threads they delete, but the duplicate main threads.

>> No.38710924

>>38710899
it's not bad in principle but i wouldn't expect any consistency.

>> No.38710928
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38710928

Let it be known that Raijus have drip.

>> No.38710929

>>38710897
And your rata wife loves me!

>> No.38710932

>>38710887
>"Dutchess, Dutchess! You brother has impregnated every single sister in the Abby of our Loving Mother!"
>'Excellent! It means I get to see my adorable little nieces soon!'

>> No.38710937

>>38710928
i do like the strip of cloth too short to be considered hotpants

>> No.38710940
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38710940

>consider cupid sisters
>older one is an Eros follower
>younger one is a Mara follower
>they're both total haremfags

>> No.38710941

>>38710899
Even if we don't, people getting some trigger discipline with the images could be nice.

>> No.38710942

>>38710937
Thats the only part I don't like. The ideal change I'd make to that costume would be replacing the thotpants with sweatpants.

>> No.38710943

>38710929
reported to KC

>> No.38710945

>>38710941
Thank you for saying this, I think I've already posted about 4. I'll cool it.

>> No.38710946

>>38710897
How are Ratas at home when they aren't working? Do they still gossip a lot?

>> No.38710952

>>38710899
Just look at what page the thread is on compared to the image count. If it's on page 10 and there aren't that many images, then you can post more.

>> No.38710954

>>38710932
I can't tell if the girl telling the Dutchess is a tattletale or just happy to tell her

>> No.38710958

>>38710946
Plapped too hard, had to take the day off :(

>> No.38710959

>>38710813
I like shy cow

>> No.38710963

>>38710897
now that is goddamn cute
>>38710932
you best believe Imma do it and imma try and do it on the first day if possible

>> No.38710965

>>38710899
We always should have

>>38710923
Oh, its for sure a dedicated shitposter that keeps doing it.

>> No.38710972

>>38710813
>tfw no Mil gf

>> No.38710973

>>38710940
>mara arrows coated in girtablilu venom
i could see it

>> No.38710975

>>38710756
So what exactly is the difference between what Mara and Bogey consider a bad person? Because I very much would prefer if there isn't an intersection here as I want to be punished by Bogey without getting my dick shrunk.

>> No.38710976

>>38710954
Its all a matter of perspective.

>>38710963
From the youngest initiate to the elder mother superior, make sure the lot of them are pregnant!
Then they can get to work doing miracles.

>> No.38710980

>>38710965
Not likely, since a lot of threads are created at the same time when the last general gets archived. It's more likely to be different anons since their generals have lots of posters.

>> No.38710982

>>38710972
>>38710959
>>38710907
>replying to cuckshit
You better all be that guy replying to himself or I'm calling Mara.

>> No.38710989

>>38710982
Honestly tl:dr it I just thought ruto was cute. Besides don't play their game they will go away

>> No.38710990

>>38710975
a bogie would mot likely find the littlest mess up as naughty while dudes trying to steal another's wife incur Mara's wrath

>> No.38710996

>>38710976
>Have fetish for nuns
>Hear about convent in the city
>Dick is already diamonds
>Get there only to see every girl there is already married and knocked up
>Have to wait for either a new member to join or 18 years to pass
>Balls are bluer than an yuki-onna's tits

>> No.38710997

Guuuuys can we not follow the blatant bait this thread

>> No.38711006

>>38710997
but anon she offered me the secret gator gumbo recipe

>> No.38711010

>>38710997
It should be common sense. Ignore and do not engage, also do not say the words, it seems to summon them for some strange reason.

>> No.38711014

>>38710996
I mean, you can maybe speak with them and see if they have a nearby branch that needs a communal husband.

>>38711006
>The secret is red pepper

>> No.38711021

>>38710996
there is probably a church for you, like the church of our milky lady, the ardent flame of holiness, the purifying cold of our lady of frost, our sacred lips, or the church of sacred warriors just to name a few

>> No.38711022

>>38710996
>18 years to pass
Those loli nuns are very upset with you, Anon.

>> No.38711023
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Rata... ebil? What will she do to me???

>> No.38711035
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>>38711022
It's just not my style anon. I need BIG MILKY TITS, with WIDE CHILD BEARING HIPS and a FAT JIGGLY ASS

>> No.38711047

>>38711021
I want to join the church of the church seeking goddess, where all the activities revolve around finding a church to join.

>> No.38711048

>>38710982
Buddy I'm not even focused on whatever the fuck that autism was. I'm referring to her in the manga.

>> No.38711057
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38711057

Shut the fuck up and get in the cage.

>> No.38711068
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What did you do this time anon?

>> No.38711069

>>38711022
>When the local church realizes they need to setup a junior branch as another guy showed up and they're short handed on girls.
I bet you they staff it with their daughters to keep a sustained nun population and also ensure their daughters can get husbands.

>> No.38711086

>>38711068
stole her cousin who works as a cop straight from the precient in braod daylight

>> No.38711090

>>38711010
Would be nice if the R part of the I&R was more effective.

>> No.38711093

>>38711069
I wonder, isn't this whatthe Ryu/Shirohebi combo is all about? Or do they not count for the "nun" thing?

>> No.38711099

>>38711068
Learned that if you pick up the "Blessing of the Bust" spell and maximize it you can cause huge dex penalties on monster girls without allowing a save and ignoring spell resistance.

>> No.38711106

>>38711093
Shrine maiden as a different flavor than nun.
That and its pure snek and doragon along with Hebis being harem adverse.

>> No.38711113

Oh sure, if a human tries to go for prim and proper angels instead of disgusting m*nsters that is pure evil and his dick shrinks, but if a filthy monster rapes the human meant to be blessed by angels that is reason for cheers and his schlong gets bigger.
Fuck Mara.

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>>38711093
i do consider priestess and shrine maiden separate divisions but i can see where some might bundle them together under the holy women category.
ensuring sustainable populations of such females is important for anons fetish.

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>>38710756
Massive fox milkers.

>> No.38711136

>>38711114
Is this a Mara Nun?

>> No.38711139

>>38711048
Why reply to an obvious baitpost then

>> No.38711140

>>38711127
Anon please, that's just melon/holst tier.
You gotta up your game if you want Massive Mofu Milkers

>> No.38711157 [SPOILER] 
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>>38711127
tiny, like said>>38711140
now this is true titty

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Where are you in compared to dogs anon?

>> No.38711203

>>38711186
I am the same height as the colored human

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>>38710756
If higher ranking Order people, Angels, Valkyries and Arch Angels use Latin as some "official" or ceremonial and formal language. And have Latin chanting, leitmotifs and choruses for their boss fight theme songs. What theme songs and or leitmotifs do the Demon Realms and certain monstergirls have? Especially the corrupted angels and dark Valkyries? Perhaps some similar Latin chanting but the lyrics are pertaining to falling to love, pleasure and desires?

>> No.38711221

>>38711208
there is 0 reason to think they do. please desist.

>> No.38711233

>>38711208
will you fuck off

>> No.38711242

>>38711203
Well hopefully you like you’re women bigger than you.

>> No.38711244

>>38711157
G’damn! She could feed an entire village worth of babies with those massive milkers

>> No.38711249

>>38711208
the order aren't larpers, they're just retarded. they wouldnt use latin.

>> No.38711251

>>38711242
I do

>> No.38711254

>>38711186
too small, im 178 in the useless measurements

>> No.38711257

>>38711157
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.38711259

>>38711186
If we don't count ears the one on the left.

I miss being able to fit on roller coasters.

>> No.38711270
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Would you operate with a fox?

>> No.38711278
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38711278

Welcome to Kislev, foreigner.

>> No.38711279
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38711279

well?

>> No.38711286

>>38711270
she'd have to teach me, all I know is how to use and sharpen a knife

>> No.38711287

>>38711278
I'm leaving. Fuck the cold. WAIT NOT LIE KTHA-

>> No.38711288

I bet parents in MGE tells their sons that Mara will remove their dicks if they act naughty.

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>>38711270
Of course. A loyal foxwife operator to have your back would be essential to removing the glowniggers.

>> No.38711294

>>38711023
Slander and blackmail you.

>> No.38711302

>>38711186
Shorter than the dog. Hopefully if I post that information on 4mon I don't get too many imagine posts

>> No.38711304

>>38711270
>"Hey you stupid Abhuman, if you ain't shooting or are reloading. GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER!"
>t.Firearms instructor or the other people in the gun range to that kitsune

>> No.38711310
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>>38711270
Sorry guns and killing is lame, if you don't ghost every mission you're a noob

>> No.38711321

>>38711310
Hey who said anything about actually killing people dead
The only kind of bullets we're shooting are silver bullets out here

>> No.38711326

>>38711310
>Objective: Eliminate the Targets: 0/10

Okay, what now smart-ass? Can't complete the mission until you meet the objectives.

>> No.38711336

>>38711326
Just knock them out and then fulton them to the Eros temple you dummy.

>> No.38711340

>>38711139
Because I may be an ill-made creature of low cunning but I'm going to set the record straight and happen to like Ruto.

>> No.38711342

>>38711321
>killing people dead
you are giving poor ms. haku an anyersum, anon

>> No.38711346
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>>38711342
I do it on purpose

>> No.38711364
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>>38711310
>he can't gun down people without killing them

>> No.38711367

>>38711278
Empire of man but the empire is ran by monster girls

>> No.38711392

>>38711270
how are you supposed to take her seriously when she's strutting around without ear protection?

>> No.38711393

>>38711364
>Just put a bullet in their leg lol
>Hit femoral artery
>They bleed out
Do you feel like a hero yet?

>> No.38711425 [SPOILER] 
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>>38711367
It's an Order-aligned state and ally. Sigmar is a canonized saint of The Order, Archangel Servant to Illias. Unlike Lescatie (Brettonnia), Empire of Man would still be as it is but Order-aligned if in MGE context...

Took such lore bits from that Warhammer Fantasy anon from the monstergirl /tg/ thread of before

>> No.38711439

just stop

>> No.38711449
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>your older childhood friend alps because she read some doujin from zipangu and self inserted as the onee-san monster and the imagined 'you' as the shota who was getting endlessly mindbroken

>> No.38711462

>>38711425
Why are you still alive?

>> No.38711481
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mussy>every other monster pussy

>> No.38711509
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How long would it actually take for you to find a monstergirl in MGE? Their world is fucking huge, and any battles between monstergirls and humans are more skirmishes that happen in bumfuck nowhere mostly and are minor at best. All the major fighting is still done between human states and I'm assuming humans still majorly outnumber monstergirls and control vastly more land.

What are the odds you'd get eaten by some wilderness beast or even mindless demon creature before coming across a monstergirl in your travels?

>> No.38711526
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38711526

I drew a greenworm really fast

>> No.38711528

>>38711509
I like to think the majority of the population of the world are monsters and human are the sexy minority.

>> No.38711533

>>38711526
love it , greenworn bro

>> No.38711556

>>38711528
I think its the opposite, with monsters being the sexy minority.

>> No.38711560

Is there a monster girl who can rape in a polite and noble way?

>> No.38711561

>>38711526
Now draw me a greenworm eating a lettuce leaf

>> No.38711562

>>38711310
>>38711393
>killing
This isn't what I intended when I posted fox operator. I'm a /k/ autist, I like guns, and I also like MGE. BUT I'm aware and understand that gore and violence isn't tolerated in MGE.
Even personally I don't really like needless violence that much.
Therefore it's obvious that the only types of munitions that firearms in MGE would be using are silver bullets, no? That's what I like to believe at least

>> No.38711563

>>38711509
Considering there's multiple gods that are absolutely in the market for single dudes you'd have pretty good odds.

>> No.38711580

>>38711560
Apophis or any Lamia, really.

>> No.38711581

>>38711364
>he can't kill people without killing them

>> No.38711593

>>38711509
demonbeasts won't body you unless provoked and even then they don't kill you.
take a boat- poseidons reach is far.
being an order conscript likely ends you up in one of those bumfuck places.
volunteer at an eros church
find some bacchus revelry
follow the old lady who says she has candy
accidently wonderland

>> No.38711595

>>38711526
I thought she badly put lipstick on from the thumbnail.

>> No.38711596

>>38711562
You good /k/Fag. Demon silver bullets would just be better paintball. Its a good idea.

>> No.38711612

>>38711593
>volunteer at an eros church
You know, I always forget that these are accepted even in Order territory. For some reason.

>> No.38711618

The Rapey and or dominant monstergirls be rapey until the human boy(s) says:

"Lets just be friends."

>> No.38711624

>>38711618
Imagine a Hellhound crying

>> No.38711639

You are approached by two angels; one of Eros, one of Mara.
The former promises everlasting love. The latter promises the same + a fucking enormous phallus.

Which angel do you choose to follow?

>> No.38711640

>>38711618
being friends-that-are-rapidly-approaching-being-fuckbuddies-then-seconds-later-married with rapey monster girls sounds good

>> No.38711645

>>38711618
Monster girls greatest fear is being trapped in the friendzone

>> No.38711647

>>38711612
eros ladies do make excellent, eloquent ambassadors and love is quite universal.
i mean i'd be going to church if i got to hug a gandharva

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>>38710756

>> No.38711678
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How to rape a hellhound 101
>Pretend to be injured
This will cause the hellhound's protective instinct to override her rape instinct
>Wait for her to turn around
She will inevitably try to get help so use this to your advantage
>Jump on her back pinning her on her fours and doggystyle her
She'll now become any basic bitch in heat and eagerly take your dick like the bitch she is
>Get raped back
Sure she'll rape you back and bruise your pelvis but that's to be expected, the stain of a human dominating her will forever remain though

>> No.38711695

>>38711678
faking injuries and danger just sounds mean

>> No.38711708

>>38711639
eros i guess. i don't want to have to buy new pants.

>> No.38711713

>>38711695
It's fair anon, monster girls are naturally stronger than humans so unless the chief goddess blessed your dick, or you're massively over leveled she's much strong than you

>> No.38711752

>>38711639
Eros desu senpai.

>> No.38711777

>>38711639
Just go with both.

>> No.38711817

>>38711481
doromes give the best hugs

>> No.38711829

>>38711817
i'd be going bunyip but i respect it

>> No.38711840

How much shitposting online do you think Dragons do?

>> No.38711862

>>38711840
If anyone starts claiming that humans are the issues to monsters not having enough sex then it’s a dragon

>> No.38711864

>>38710897
I want a tour of Rata's house!

>> No.38711879

>>38711713
are levels an actual part of mge? is there classes?

>> No.38711894

>>38711879
I hope so. I want to be a pyromancer and become fire.

>> No.38711897

>>38711713
Her being 'much stronger' doesn't matter, playing with someone's protective instincts is really cruel.

>> No.38711898

>>38711879
where exists level drain must exist levels

>> No.38711904

>>38711898
I thought leveldrain was just threadcanon

>> No.38711914

>>38711904
it's legitimate nymphomancy. sabbath grimoire.

>> No.38711930

>>38711914
never touched it because of the 'sabbath' in the title. is it worth a read even if you don't like them?

>> No.38711945

>>38711930
it's got a lot of info on the nature of magic, various spells and magical tools. i'd say it's worth a read but i'm fairly tolerant.

>> No.38711953 [SPOILER] 
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>>38710975
>>38710940
>>38710982
I just woke up from a coma, the hell is a Mara? Please consider this cow as suitable payment for information.

>> No.38711959

>>38711953
basically a goddess who bestows anons with big dicks, from what i can tell. KC has been posting about her on twatter.

>> No.38711972

are we going to be ok?

>> No.38711981
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>>38711953
Imagine waking up from a coma, it's fifteen years later, your nurse walks in and she's a Succubus. While you were out the portals opened and Earth changed forever, for the better.

>> No.38711988

>>38711972
I'm not certain as to what you're refering to, but I have a few assumptions. In all cases, yes. Eyes forward, because it looks good.

>> No.38711995
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>>38711972
No, Anon. Welcome to the end.

>> No.38711997
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38711997

Guy: I really want to have a Sally bodyguard waifu, but I suck at fighting
Other "gods": Sorry, Sallys are not for protectionfags, git good!

Eros and KC: Dont worry! Just confess your feelings to her and she will understand. Just be sincere and dont give up!

Mara: STOP CRYING, JUST TAKE THIS BIG DICK INFUSED WITH MY SPECIAL SPELL, APPROACH A SALAMANDER AND FUCK HER!

Guy: B-but I dont even know her... she is so strong, I fear she will fight me o-

Mara: FUCK HER! JUST. FUCK. HER.

JUST FUCK HER
U
S
T

F
U
C
K

H
E
R
!!

JUST PUSH HER DOWN, GRAB YOUR BIG DICK AND RAM HER! SHE IS A SINGLE MONSTER GIRL WITH NO MAN SET IN HER HEART YET! FUCK HER! SHE WANTS A FIGHT?! FIGHT HER ON THE BED! EVEN IF DUE THE SURPRISE, SHE USE HER SWORD AGAINST YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU SUCH VIRILITY THE MAMONO SILVER CUTS WILL JUST MAKE YOU HORNIER AND MORE FEROCIOUS AND YOU CAN JUST PUSH HER DOWN!

RAM HER! RAM HER SO THOROUGHLY HER EYES BECOME HEARTS AND SHE WILL BECOME SO ADDICTED TO YOUR DICK, SHE WILL WANT TO PROTECT YOUR WEAK ASS!!!!! EROS SAYS TO CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS, BUT WITH WORDS IT DOESN'T COME SO STRONGLY, SO AT TIMES A MAN HAS TO CONFESS MULTIPLE TIMES! THERE IS NO BETTER CONFESSION THAN JUST FUCKING HER! SHOOT YOUR FEELINGS STRAIGHT INTO HER! USE YOUR MALE TOOL TO CLAIM YOUR FEMALE! SEE THAT SALAMANDER GUARD OVER THERE, DON'T WAIT, GO THERE AND FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!!!!

>> No.38712000

>>38711997
you posted this last thread
funny, but still. no need.

>> No.38712010
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38712010

Get hunted by Ocelomeh but... its not an adult one

>> No.38712019

>>38712000
I had to post it with the image of Sally getting railed, tried last thread, but the image limit was reached. Now Im satisfied.

>> No.38712038

>>38711953
Fuck I don’t but merch at all but I want me one of those.
>>38711972
Probably not no, but it’s not gonna be the end of the world either.

>> No.38712043

>>38712019
fairs. you are forgiven.

>> No.38712065

>>38712038
It will be the end for billions though.

>> No.38712066 [SPOILER] 
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>>38711959
This information is...not nearly sufficient despite the oddball concept. Please take this best MG contained within as payment and elaborate further if you can.

>>38711972
>>38711988
>>38711995
I wouldn't mind knowing what we're talking here either. Comas fucking suck.

>> No.38712080

>>38711997
I want to be commanded and guided on how to fuck one of maras angels by mara herself!

>> No.38712089

>>38712066
From what can be gleaned so far she's bros with Eros and they're basically both love goddesses, but Eros gets to hold the reins in the current era so Mara just gives her input, but she's a much bigger fan of more primal love and likes giving out big schlongs for good deeds. Also she has some other stuff where she'll turn your dick off if you're an NTRfag or something along those lines. The last part probably was influenced by KC thinking about committing war crimes lately due to rampant cuckshit.

>> No.38712145

>>38712066
>using monster girls as payment
thats slavery, you sick fuck.

>> No.38712236
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>>38712145
They all consented.

>>38712089
Man KC making his own memes what a madlad.

Is he still making that game?

>> No.38712246
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>be sad, lonely and bored
>on a whim start talking to a pair zombies
>not like they can understand you anyway
>go home
>they follow you
>might as well take them in
>"try" to get them to play games with you
>still talk to them even if it's largely fruitless
>the only people you talk to are your zombies that you pretend are your friends
>but at least you are not lonely anymore

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>>38712236
God I miss Bubuzuke. The god-king of slimes that never did many of them and now apparently does nothing but light latex femdom

>> No.38712259 [SPOILER] 
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"Keep moving onwards. Not interested in this monsterization or monster mana what have you. I SAID NO THANK YOU, please."

>> No.38712266

why are you posting?

>> No.38712273

>>38712256
He has some god-tier h-manga too. Man knows how to draw the most erotic mouths of all time.

>> No.38712280

>>38712256
I'd post that one rear-view he did but even though there's gushing slime some janny might think there's enough of a vulva to count as porn

>> No.38712312
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pov: you're about to be tricked

>> No.38712318

>>38712312
cute alos calling a fox cute is how you make thier plans go to shit

>> No.38712336
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>>38712145
It's terrible, isn't it? So disgusting. It flies in the face of logic and sanity. This ruinous practice spits on the great institution of slavery. Everyone knows humans are more valuable and make better slaves.

>> No.38712341

In recent news:

I'm glad the Winterstown Government has finally sent both Police and Military Forces to round up and arrest all those stupid (Orderite and human) truckers in blocking the roads and honking their stupid horns. Finally! I can get proper sleep and my pet (actual) cat can stop fear-pooping in the bed.

Call the Black Facing Prime Minister of Winterstown a tyrant and all, but I'm glad those stoopid honkers are rounded up!

>> No.38712342

>>38712312
This character has style and grace. Good design, but is she a monster girl?

>> No.38712351

>>38712336
im gonna kick you in the ribs

>> No.38712370
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38712370

>*Marching Troops noises*

>> No.38712372

>>38712341
haha
authoritarianism

>> No.38712373

Haven't been feeling well lately, going to check myself into the MG clinic. What should I expect?

>> No.38712378

>>38712280
I've posted it before

>> No.38712384

>>38712065
Humanity will continue, it always does, and as we can see with so many previous cultures where there are humans there are monster fuckers.

>> No.38712391

>>38712010
>Tail keeps whacking your face periodically.

>> No.38712394

>>38712372
Haha, freezing of assets with no way to fight against it

>> No.38712395

>>38712342
dunno. i'm always a sucker for hip wiggles though

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>> No.38712408

>>38712145
Oh but it’s fine when they enslave human boys to sell as husbands right?

>> No.38712410

>>38712408
no
slavery bad
concent good

>> No.38712411

>>38712341
Cucks don't deserve any sleep

>> No.38712424

>>38712351
>implying he can unchain himself
I hope you remembered the safeword. Can't kick her while chained.

>> No.38712435

>>38712424
what safeword? its slavery not bdsm.

>> No.38712446

>>38712394
Mara, grant all thieves a micropenis.

>> No.38712449
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>>38711997
>the best confessions are projectiles
Can confirm. Shooting feelings is always the correct answer.

>> No.38712451
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38712451

Need Eros Valkyrie to protect me from super lewd Mara cultists

>> No.38712466

What if you get saved by a group of Order Heroes/Paladins from a rape group of monstergirls? And then they take you in under their care, train you to be a devout faithful and a future holy knight of the realm? What do?

>> No.38712469

>>38712435
>he thinks dark elf slavery is not bdsm
>he forgot the safeword
Anon I...

>> No.38712471

>>38712446
less theft, more of a punishment without first letting people defend themselves

>> No.38712472

>>38712466
I don't know, probably get an angel or something.

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>>38712406

>> No.38712476

>>38712466
Call them fags and immediately go back to getting raped

>> No.38712477

Need Mara Valkyrie to worship my mara and corrupt Eros Valkyries

>> No.38712478

>>38712466
betray them at earliest convenience

>> No.38712480

>>38711526
good to see that you're still hard at work, greenworm anon!

>> No.38712485

>>38712471
oh wait fuckithisispoliticsno
quick someone get a mindflayer on me

>> No.38712489
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>>38712406
>>38712474

>> No.38712491
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>>38712406
I'm sure to win, because my speed is superio-

>> No.38712497

>>38711997
I like the idea that mara philosophy is "If it getting your dick wet. It's not worth the time" and is a stereotypical frat bro just wanting her best bros to slay pussy all the time.

>> No.38712515

>>38712449
it's pretty neato how cupids can shoot their feelings into your heart in the manner of a love letter. we don't talk about that arrow all that much.

>> No.38712525
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>>38712408

>> No.38712526
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The recent lore dump on Mara made me think MGE needs an expansion on the traditional shoulder angel trope so anons in a moral dilemma get advice that isn't just from the chief goddess or the fallen goddess.

>> No.38712544
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>"Welcome to Lothern. Do you have your papers and credentials? Yes, we're aware you're from Court Alf. Yes, we're aware your here for Merchant Guild business, but we still got protocols and precautions to take. You wouldn't wanna end up locked up like that other merchant and his wolf wife illegally smuggling apples, do you? So, papers please."

>> No.38712556

>>38712526
>mara angel
>crush that pussy
>crush that pussy
>crush that pussy
>eros angel
>also say that you love her
apart from being a little more crass it's not all that much different

>> No.38712569

awful lot of /tg/ posting today

>> No.38712577

>>38712515
Cold sniper kudere with a heart of gold in underrated. Anons say they appreciate the Mara Brand Dick Embiggening Arrows, patent pending. But none of them ever thank the tireless Cupids aiming sharp projectiles at their dicks. Dickshots are hard to pull off, y'know?

>> No.38712591
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>>38712556
>Shoulder Mara Angel says to crush that pussy
>Should Devil says to crush that pussy
>Eros Angle says to hold her hand and say something lovey dovey
>Mara and Devil zoom backward holding onto each other in abject fear / Awe of Eros Angel

>> No.38712605

>>38712556
I believe everyone should have a voice

>> No.38712612
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38712612

The vampiric mantlehug cannot be beaten. Winghugs and tailhugs come close, but the mantlehug reigns supreme.

>> No.38712615

>>38712544
Nice digits. Tfw I brought grapes. What do bros?
-Give her the paperwork, accept punishment.
-'Accidentally' drop the paper work and do a sexy dance while picking it up.
-Slip her some money while handing her the papers.
-Try to outrun a fast outdoorsy elf.
-Write in.

>> No.38712619

>mara sea bishop
hmmmm

>> No.38712622

>>38712605
>most men get a mara and eros angel that usually comment on their life choices.
>Will always side with you no matter what and will have the same goals as you.
>They also both try to build you a harem.

>> No.38712626

>>38712615
kick her in the ribs. fucking bureaucrat.

>> No.38712635

>>38712612
>vampires taking credit for Werebat techniques by making up words
Lies. This is why no one ever brings you fruit baskets.

>> No.38712638

>>38710756
>>38710768
https://vocaroo.com/11n7Sv4eFmCx

>> No.38712645

>>38712544
N'Kari should have wiped you all out

>> No.38712646

>>38712635
Doubt a heamovore would have much use for a fruit basket

>> No.38712652
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>>38712605
So what you're saying is you want a

>Angel Fairy
>Amazonian Angel Fairy
>Fallen God Angel Fairy
>Dragon Fairy
>Fae Fairy
>Succubus Fairy
>Imp Larping as a Fairy
>All 4 Elemental Nature Fairies
>Fairy Fairy

Because you'd need to have some broad shoulders and plenty of skull room for all that to barrage you with advice all day.

>> No.38712654

>>38712646
i could slip a blood orange in there

>> No.38712658

>>38712652
Everyone should have a fairy friend.

>> No.38712664

>>38712646
oranges for vitamin c to keep hubby's blood levels up

>> No.38712667

>>38712652
>>Dragon Fairy
Sounds cute

>> No.38712676
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>>38712635
Incorrect, he explicitly cited the Mantle they wear and not wings. It can also be dubbed a chlamys as well.

>> No.38712680

>>38712652
That's exactly what I want and I think seeing them all perched on his shoulders and head would be cute

>> No.38712683
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>>38712667

>> No.38712685

>>38712626
she catches your leg with her arms, and kicks your remaining leg out from under you. holding your leg tightly she plants her foot on your crotch in a firm but pleasant way. grinning and wrinkling her nose she jostles your crotch with her foot. she opens her cheeky mouth and says:

-i can smell the grapes. fruit smuggling is prohibited under custom regulation 6.8. enjoy jail criminal scum
-i can smell your grapes. testicle smuggling is prohibited under custom regulation 6.8. enjoy jail in my house criminal scum
-did it hurt when you fell you grape smuggling bastard
-did it hurt when you fell from heaven you grape smuggling bastard
-write in

>> No.38712688
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>>38712645
>>38712544
Headcanon: The Fallen Goddess seethes at the mere sight and mention of the Asur because they successfully fought back against a mamono/Pandemonium Faith monster invasion. Thus, Blue Balling The Fallen Goddess and Pandemonium Mamono and denying them cute elf boy dicks and elf girl pussy to monsterize and corrupt.

>> No.38712703 [DELETED] 
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>>38712080
You: Sigh.... that muscled tall angel guarding that building is so hot, too bad I have no chance with her.

???: SAYS WHO?! WHO SAYS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE! LISTEN!!! IF YOU LIKE HER GO AND DICK HER! SHE IS ONE IF MY GIRLS. AREN'T YOU A MALE? ISN'T THE ANGELIC WARRIOR BEFORE YOU A FEMALE?! LISTEN, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A HUMAN WOMAN, AN ANGEL THAT DOESN'T BELONGS TO EROS OR ME, OR AN UNMONSTERIZED ANGEL. STRONG OR WEAK, WARRIOR OR MERCHANT, DRAGON, SUCCUBUS OR ANGEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! NONE OF THAT MATTERS! MALE OR FEMALE, THAT IS THE ONLY CATEGORY THAT MATTERS! AND AS A MALE YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE NECESSARY TOOL TO CLAIM ANY MONSTER WOMAN, OR SPECIAL ANGELS LIKE EROS OR MINE!

You: Bu-but I once saw an angel of the Chief-

???: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE!

*massive erection in your pants*
*Angel notice you, lifts her eyebrow staring at you with a stoic gaze
*You walk away

???: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU WANT HER DON'T YOU?! COME ON!!
*You feel a force dragging you towards the angel
*It is as if your body was moving on its own
*The angel tries to mantains her stoic look

???: NOW SHOVE YOU- AH! WHY THE FUCK DID I MADE THEM WEAR THIS FUCKING ARMOR! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!
*Your body hands move on their own as you strip the angel of her armor
*For some reason the angel doesnt reac and just silently gives approving nods
*Eventually chiseled 8 pack abs putting any Minotaur or Jinko you have ever seen is are revealed
*Your head is shoved in her abs

???: LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
*As you lick your hands are placed in her bulging biceps and your hands start massaging her arms
*You begin to hear loud moans in a husky female voice

>> No.38712713
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38712713

>>38712544
>You wouldn't wanna end up locked up like that other merchant and his wolf wife illegally smuggling apples, do you? So, papers please."

Jesus Christ! What did Craft Lawrence and Holo do to piss off the Asur?

>> No.38712719

>>38712646
>>38712676
>hemavore
>chlamys
There it is again. Lies. Vampires are always making up words. That's why people think Vampires are responsible for the the Dracula-Alucard. But it's a Werebat thing quit trying to steal it. Vampires steal fruit and shit guano all over the Order barracks too. Quit making up words and stealing all the shady places.

>> No.38712726

>>38712719
t. dhampire

>> No.38712733

>>38712685
no. i kicked her in the ribs.

>> No.38712736

>>38712713
They smuggled apples, clearly.

>> No.38712741

>>38712591
>after the brief respite anon is flooded with the continued suggestions
>fuck that pussy
>fuck that pussy
>hold her hand
>anon hears fuck that hand
>trolls finally win

>> No.38712764
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>>38712719
Their chlamys is no mere affection I assure you...

>> No.38712770

>>38712703
Okay Goddess Mara. Tell me or enlighten me. How can I, a faithful of The Fallen Goddess and a denizen of the Pandemonium Realm successfully lewd and monsterize the Asur? AKA, The High Elves >>38712544

I' am a member of a militant wing of the Fallen Goddess Faith that want to correct the Fallen Goddess' biggest failure of a conquest that is lewding the Asur. Better known as the High Elves. We are going to make the Fallen Goddess proud, please share us some wisdom and guide o' Mara.

>> No.38712771 [DELETED] 
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You: Sigh.... that muscled tall angel guarding that building is so hot, too bad I have no chance with her.

???: SAYS WHO?! WHO SAYS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE! LISTEN!!! IF YOU LIKE HER GO AND DICK HER! SHE IS ONE IF MY GIRLS. AREN'T YOU A MALE? ISN'T THE ANGELIC WARRIOR BEFORE YOU A FEMALE?! LISTEN, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A HUMAN WOMAN, AN ANGEL THAT DOESN'T BELONGS TO EROS OR ME, OR AN UNMONSTERIZED ANGEL. STRONG OR WEAK, WARRIOR OR MERCHANT, DRAGON, SUCCUBUS OR ANGEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! NONE OF THAT MATTERS! MALE OR FEMALE, THAT IS THE ONLY CATEGORY THAT MATTERS! AND AS A MALE YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE NECESSARY TOOL TO CLAIM ANY MONSTER WOMAN, OR SPECIAL ANGELS LIKE EROS OR MINE!

You: Bu-but I once saw an angel of the Chief-

???: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE!

*massive erection in your pants*
*Angel notice you, lifts her eyebrow staring at you with a stoic gaze
*You walk away

???: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU WANT HER DON'T YOU?! COME ON!!
*You feel a force dragging you towards the angel
*It is as if your body was moving on its own
*The angel tries to mantains her stoic look

???: NOW SHOVE YOU- AH! WHY THE FUCK DID I MADE THEM WEAR THIS FUCKING ARMOR! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!
*Your body hands move on their own as you strip the angel of her armor
*For some reason the angel doesnt reac and just silently gives approving nods
*Eventually chiseled 8 pack abs putting any Minotaur or Jinko you have ever seen to shame, are revealed
*Your head is shoved in her abs

???: LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
*As you lick your hands are placed in her bulging biceps and your hands start massaging her arms
*You begin to hear loud moans in a husky female voice

>> No.38712772
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38712772

You will NOT insult hags

>> No.38712779
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38712779

>>38712736
appol

>> No.38712785

>>38712772
I WILL insult hags lovingly. In fact, by calling them hags you've also insulted them. Shame on you.

>> No.38712787

>>38712652
Respectively:
>praise the overgod by fucking that pussy
>get on your back and get fucked by that pussy
>fuck all of her holes while doing a handstand
>skreeee do not fuck inside a car skreee
>gives a complex riddle the solution is fucking that pussy
>fuck that pussy
>twirks on your face while calling you a faggot
>fuck that pussy but don't cross the strea-*sexual explosion*
>twirks on your face

>> No.38712798

>>38712779
A pale cocoon

>> No.38712803

>>38712764
>implying that vampire clams are better
Is this as lewd as it looks?

>> No.38712809
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38712809

do you guys love your wives?

>> No.38712812

>>38712809
yes, how is that even question

>> No.38712816

>>38712676
But LC confirmed that the mantle is their wings Anon, you gotta accept the fact that you care getting special big wing hugs.

>> No.38712820

>>38712612
>>38712676
Vampires are Chuuni dorks

>> No.38712831
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>>38712809
I do not have one.

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>>38712816
It is both wings and a chlamys at the same time so it can be neither a wing hug nor a mantle hug.

If you don't understand, what I'm trying to say is that VAMPIRES ARE BULLSHIT

>> No.38712840
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>>38712612
Vampires end up giving the best kinds of hugs. But beware, a hug can easily lead to a bite. Though there isn’t much problem with that to me.

>> No.38712842

>>38711981
I was thinking of writing a coma story but keep procrastinating

>> No.38712845
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>yeah that's wonderful, ahh the youth in love... What if his dick was like three times as big haha, as a joke
>Mara-Chan we talked about this!
>oh come on, she's a big girl, she could take it whole
>Mara-chan, please. Stop reading those comic books, you keep in your room.
>Look, baby. All I'm saying that if his dick was thick as tree and fucking massive, it would pump that wet cunt so much better, imagine all the fucking juices pouring over that girthy monster cock...
>You need therapy, Mara-chan!

>> No.38712856

>>38712840
Vampires can't keep leveraging their stellar hugs for blood. It's unfair!

>> No.38712864

>>38712856
Hey apparently getting bitten by a vamp feels really good. It also leaves her open to any kind of groping you might want to do on her.

>> No.38712868

>>38712840
I'm just going to avoid undead zones. Those are my bodily fluids and I'm not going to let some leech take them

>> No.38712870

>>38712842
>but keep procrastinating
stop that

>> No.38712879

>>38712840
>I receive: blood
>You receive: fat vampire titties on your back
Deal.

>> No.38712891

>>38712879
Be careful anon, you never know if she might go below the belt while she sucks you.

>> No.38712899

>>38712891
>she might go below the belt
Hey, if she didn't I was going to.

>> No.38712901

>>38712879
Gonna need to sweeten the deal. I'm also gonna need that ass.

>> No.38712920

>>38712526
>Eros angel
>tell her you love her
>Mara angel
>then bend her over the couch and smash that pussy
>Dark Angel
>stick it in her butt too
And FFS stock giving warhammerfaggotry (you)s

>> No.38712922
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>>38712080
You: Sigh.... that muscled tall angel guarding that building is so hot, too bad I have no chance with her.

???: SAYS WHO?! WHO SAYS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE! LISTEN!!! IF YOU LIKE HER GO AND DICK HER! SHE IS ONE IF MY GIRLS. AREN'T YOU A MALE? ISN'T THE ANGELIC WARRIOR BEFORE YOU A FEMALE?! LISTEN, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A HUMAN WOMAN, AN ANGEL THAT DOESN'T BELONGS TO EROS OR ME, OR AN UNMONSTERIZED ANGEL. STRONG OR WEAK, WARRIOR OR MERCHANT, DRAGON, SUCCUBUS OR ANGEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! NONE OF THAT MATTERS! MALE OR FEMALE, THAT IS THE ONLY CATEGORY THAT MATTERS! AND AS A MALE YOU ARE EQUIPPED WITH THE NECESSARY TOOL TO CLAIM ANY MONSTER WOMAN, OR SPECIAL ANGELS LIKE EROS OR MINE!

You: Bu-but I once saw an angel of the Chief-

???: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE! *massive erection in your pants*
*Angel notice you, lifts her eyebrow staring at you with a stoic gaze
*You walk away

???: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU WANT HER DON'T YOU?! COME ON!!
*You feel a force dragging you towards the angel
*It is as if your body was moving on its own
*The angel tries to mantains her stoic look

???: NOW SHOVE YOU- AH! WHY THE FUCK DID I MADE THEM WEAR THIS FUCKING ARMOR! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF! *Your body hands move on their own as you strip the angel of her armor
*For some reason the angel doesnt reac and just silently gives approving nods *Eventually chiseled 8 pack abs putting any Minotaur or Jinko you have ever seen, are revealed
*Your head is shoved in her abs

???: LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
*As you lick, your hands are placed in her bulging biceps and your hands start massaging her arms
*You begin to hear loud moans in a husky female voice

>> No.38712929

>>38712703
>>38712771
>>38712922
What the fuck

>> No.38712934

>holstar trys to be subtle in giving you a glass of milk
>Don't brake eye contact and drink it slowly
>the request to drink from the bottle and go for a squeeze
>???
>wake up in morning with wife

>> No.38712938

>>38712901
That's not part of the deal, it's just something that's easy to take when she's blood drunk.

>> No.38712941
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38712941

RIDE HUSBAND
LIFE GOOD

>> No.38712944

>>38712688
Hmm this got me thinking, what would corrupted Asrai be like? It's always high elf and dark elf, how come no one wants to corrupt the wood elves?

>> No.38712956

>>38712922
What the fuck are you doing man

>> No.38712964
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>>38712938
I have altered the deal. Pray that I do not include the pussy as well.

>> No.38713039

Honestly, Mara is a great solution to all those whiners, crying "what if you got isekaid deep into human territory and couldn't find your waifu?".
Mara would just listen to your complains, pick you up and drop you straight into a coomer den of some horny representative of your preffered species.

>> No.38713085

>>38712964
Sorry Draculas, Choco-bat is undeniable.

>> No.38713096

I will go on a scooby do style tour across MGE-land
solving mysteries and fucking ghosts with a tall kobold head wife

>> No.38713127

>>38712246
Wow that's much nicer than what'd I do to a zombie, I'd molest them everyday and use them like a love doll. Probably wouldn't even cuddle with them afterwards unless it was late enough, just leave them there with my seed spilling out as I go back to gaming

>> No.38713133

I like getting itams of affection
like getting a trinket made out of the monsters scales/feathers/broken fangs and stuff

>> No.38713186

I require the BRATTIEST baphomets available.

>> No.38713230
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Reminder to marry and interbeed with foxkind

>> No.38713237

fuck it! lets go!
IDEA BUCKET TIME
>1. something involving a creeping coin and the phrase "disregard bitches, aqire currency
>2.Everyday doings of golem-chan: mute golem that gets up to stuff
>3.GAMERA: ushi osho that has the powers of gamera, and is a "friend" to a little boy
>4.Weapon heist: following the lescatie repot book on weapons. a well intention theif steals a demon silver weapon so he can robin hoot people without killing them, not knowing the own of the weapon is coming for him
>5. too much meta: hakutaku and anon discuss what people want too see in stories
>6. Monster energy: DEMON flavor: the best kind of energy drink.
>7. sugar: Soldier beetle has a sugar addiction and keeps promting anon to buy fruit and sweet things

>> No.38713241

>>38713237
Gamera-chan keeps losing on purpose!

>> No.38713244

>>38713237
>robin hoot
noble owl of the forest?

>> No.38713258

>>38713244
Robin Hoot and Anon's john fucking in the forest~

>> No.38713328

>>38713237
>Monster energy: DEMON flavor: the best kind of energy drink.
That sound like it would be pretty fun.

>> No.38713398

>>38713237
>6. Monster energy: DEMON flavor: the best kind of energy drink.
>Demon gives anon this and tells him she will dominate him
>anon accepts the challenge
>gulps it down
>gets so much energy he ends up sprinting and parkour-ing through the city
>finally crashes on his bed 2 hours later
>demon just tut tuts as she walks up to him in a baydoll

>> No.38713437

>>38712956

Correcting typos.

>> No.38713463

>>38713039

Mara is the kind of girl that upon saying you cant get said girl (if monster and single) and that you are giving up, would materialize just next to you and punch you in the face calling you an idiot, then would extend her hand to you, ask you if you are okay, and drag you to the nearest pub to plan how to get your waifu, all the time talking in vulgarities.

>> No.38713487

>>38713463
Virgin Eros working behind the curtains to push lovers towards their destiny.
VS
Stacy Mara giving you giant cock and selling you the best pickup line she saw on 4mon

>> No.38713491
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I think the sabbath has marked my friend, should i be worried that he'll be taken in the middle of the night and to drowin in goat demon cunny?

>> No.38713517

>>38713491
Fear not anon, I offer myself as a substitute.

>> No.38713599

>>38713491
stand by him so both of you can drown in goat cunny instead
but hey, most sabbath branches have a gaming arcade for their oniichans to enjoy so its not all bad

>> No.38713659

All gyarus praise to Mara. Eros is for nerds.

>> No.38713670

>>38713659
pray*

>> No.38713712

Mara Sabbath

>> No.38713947

>>38713712
Yes please. The Fallen God Sabbath is also acceptable.

>> No.38713961

>>38713947
>Fallen God Sabbath
I have the desire to know more.

>> No.38713965
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Now that I have woken up, I can post the best monster girl.

>> No.38714029

Kikimara

>> No.38714121

>>38713230
The only races worth interbreeding are elves,vampires and angels.
The rest are a waste of time/genes

>> No.38714129

]>>38713398
>use drink to go toe to toe with hellhound
>3am
>anon has a can shoved into his mouth while she's still riding him
>around the bed is lettered with cans

>> No.38714155

>>38714129
>lettered
This hurts the haku

>> No.38714161

>>38714155
your mom hurts the haku

>> No.38714301

>>38714121
you are offensively basic

>> No.38714391

>>38714121
I'm sorry anon, but you are incorrect. The real answer is cows, dogs, and dragons.

>> No.38714711
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>the dog you adopted and basically grew up with becomes your wife

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>> No.38715129

We talk about kiki maids and shog maids
And there is an example of anubis and sphinx maids
but what about golem maids?

>> No.38715143

>>38714711
>>38715126
Big friendly dogs

>> No.38715172

>>38715143
cleo the big red kobold

>> No.38715236

>>38715129
They're overshadowed by Automaton maids, but there's nothing wrong with them either.

>> No.38715280

>>38715236
also known as those fucking roombas by every other maid

>> No.38715352

>>38715126
Beeg doggo! Would make for great warm snuggles.

>> No.38715661

>>38715352
>tfw no big overly protective, needy, attention seeking doggirl who's insisted on being the big spoon since you were kids

>> No.38715776
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>Someone tried to cook pasta in gatorade and then add flour to make a "sauce"
I bet any man caught "cooking" like that would get immediately taken by KikiGB. Or would get a demon assigned to him, with a very strict contract.
Imagine eating so awfully that they decide you need to get taken into custody.

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>>38714711
Need this

>> No.38715791

>>38715776
I want to put toothpaste on her hotdog.

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38715838

Vamps are the only way friends, submit yourself to your local vampire today.

>> No.38715892

I wanna kiki to give me sloppy kisses.
I wanna kiki to cover my face with her spit.

>> No.38715897

>>38715838
Okay but will she play Muv-Luv with me and hug me when it makes me sad?

>> No.38715942

https://twitter.com/coral_sky0826/status/1496113050746769417?t=BooY9SgdM_cZp5EC7e8d6w&s=19
Damn, Siths look like THAT?

>> No.38715950

>>38715838
Nah, I like warm hugs.

>> No.38715954

>>38715942
Would

>> No.38715980

>>38715838
dorks the lot of them, ill just break in their castles just to steal some beds

>> No.38715989

>>38715942
They look better than the official ones, I'd fuck those

>> No.38716010

>>38715129
Golems are strong, reliable, and (unlike Automatons) widely available. I could imagine my wife getting one to help around her workshop

>> No.38716015

>>38715942
>not even the better sith
Pass.

>> No.38716066

>>38715942
Still not my cup of tea. I prefer skin over fur

>> No.38716113
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>>38715838
>Vamps

>> No.38716145

>>38715838
nah, but i will just live in her house as if it was mine and pretend she is the intruder

>> No.38716152

>>38715942
>Maine Coon sisters
You know, a year or two ago I had an idea for a Maine Coon Cait Sith, but never did anything with her because (thread autism). Basically a big, responsible Nee-chan type.

These two are cute. Very fluffy.

>> No.38716154

>>38712259
fags like this one deserve a permaban.

>> No.38716161

>>38715838
Look at that dork.
>>38716145
Don't forget the pipe.

>> No.38716198
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Would you live in a matriarchy?

>> No.38716204

>>38716161
imma need the tattoo as well, to complete the look. Just imagine the look on her face when she wakes up and finds some rando is on the couch reading a book upside down

>> No.38716209

>>38716198
With mge mamono absolutely.

>> No.38716222

>>38716198
yup, would be fun being the rebellious male

>> No.38716230

>>38716198
I want to run away and join the monstergirl circus

>> No.38716232

>>38716198
MGE matriarchy? Yeah, sure.
Honestly the worst of it would be sexism by low expectations and everything else would be way better than what it is now.

>> No.38716245

>>38716230
same, i wanna be those acrobats that take the biggest risks

>> No.38716260

>>38716198
Sure

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>>38716198
I prefer Sandworm Anarchy

>> No.38716272

>>38716232
>sexism by low expectations
It's not like anyone believes in me anyway.

>> No.38716278

>>38716266
I want a Sandworm to make me a sandwich. I'm incredibly curious about how she would go about cooking.

>> No.38716383
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Found this and tried to OCR and machine translate it:
(左)一般的な奴隷売買のイメージ
https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1496108626309795843
(右)魔界における奴隷売買のイメージ
(Left)General image of slave trading
(Right)Image of slave trading in the demon world

逃走防止の首輪
Escape prevention collar
自由はない
No freedom
雑な値札
Messy price tags
可哀想
pitiful
ポロポロの服
tattered clothes
非人道的な扱い
Inhumane treatment

怪我・迷子防止の
魔法を宿した首輪
Injury and stray prevention
A collar with magic in it
商品(男性)の個人情報や
推しポイントが沢山書いてある
商品(男性)の個人情報や
推しポイントが沢山書いてある
嬉しそうor恥ずかしそう
Looks happy or looks embarassed
清潔て魔物好みな服
l(監修:アークインプ)
Clean and demon-friendly clothes
l (Supervision: Arc Imp)
基本的に自由
Basically free
購人して即合体可
Can be purchased and combined immediately. ???

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>>38710756

>> No.38716465

>>38716403
Monster girls do all that, when all they have to do is make puppy eyes and say "I'm not good enough for you, is that it?"

>> No.38716485

>>38716403
Honestly I would be pretty bummed that she waited until I collapsed to kidnap me or something. It would be quite charming if she kindly offered me food and shelter before I reached that state. This is why no ones wants to get raped nowadays.

>> No.38716541

>>38716403
Lamiae definitely are up there as a category of MG I'd be super happy with/extremely weak against.
I'm starved for physical contact, so I don't think I could resist being coiled around.

>> No.38716547

>>38716465
>>38716485
Those are the easy ways. She's a predator, let her have her fun.

>> No.38716571

>>38716547
She won't have that much fun when I make her sleep on the couch.

>> No.38716593

>>38716571
>takes you back to her place
>sucks you dick while you're unconscious
>you wake up as she's riding you, probably knocked her up
>still make her sleep on the couch
Based.

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What would it mean if a dragon has pink scales?

>> No.38716721
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>>38716113

>> No.38716724

>>38716714
Eros dragon. I actually want to see that.

>> No.38716736

>>38716714
She probably shed recently.

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>>38716714
Cute.

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>> No.38716834

>>38716714
She's a slut

>> No.38716841

>>38716383
>Basically free
Then what's the point?
This just sounds like whoring yourself out with extra steps.

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>>38710756

>> No.38716932
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>>38716922

>> No.38716977
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>> No.38717012

>>38716922
>>38716932
Anybody else get the strong urge to make that face crack? Break that smug expression, even if it's just an "ah!" as she closes her eyes. Even if she was on top of me and physically dominating me the whole time, I'd consider that a victory.

>> No.38717058

>>38717012
>smugfox has you cornered
>starts pulling your pants down
>14 inch tree limb of a cock falls out
>that smile turns into a blank, gaping expression of shock
Thanks Mara, I'm so glad I volunteered at that orphanage last month.

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>>38716922
While a monster's trustworthiness is proportional to her size (why would a girl big enough to just carry you off with one hand bother with deception?), foxes are always an exception and are never to be trusted.

>> No.38717083

>>38717012
>anon gathers all his strength and punches big fox in the face
>she barely notices and does her usual ?:> expression
>the rape continues

>> No.38717089
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>>38717058
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96165437
Don't be so sure.

>> No.38717124

>>38717089
Mara! Make it even bigger!

>> No.38717130

>>38717083
>punch her face
I was thinking more along the lines of punching her womb. With my dick.

>> No.38717171

>>38715814
Based ghostfucker

>> No.38717172

>>38716922
https://imgbox.com/bEaEmbnA

>> No.38717233
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>>38717065
Little girls are very trustworthy

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>> No.38717254
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>> No.38717262
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>>38717233
Doubt

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>> No.38717325

>>38717254
Angels sure are getting desperate

>> No.38717358

>>38717305
i bet a holstaur could do that with her tits too

>> No.38717370

>>38715814
>lost the black sclera
what a downgrade

>> No.38717373

>>38717325
It's the black wings, when all the pure white in their feathers is gone you know she's beyond reason

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>> No.38717403

>>38717376
What did miss mino do?

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>>38717373
can confirm

>> No.38717460

>>38717124
>Mara, turn off my cock inhibitors!
>What? This is lewd! You-
>Do it!
>All right!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.38717489

>>38717460
you will be turned into a male equivalent of jubjub

>> No.38717498

>>38717489
Good end

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>> No.38717511

>>38717403
They had a pact to munch on each other's muff till one finds a boy, and then share, but now Mino is trying to backtrack after getting a guy.
>>38717489
>cum... This is why I fuck...
>This is my normal... My nature!

>> No.38717559

>>38717489
>eros has gandharva priestess
>mara has jubjub nuns
it does make sense
give both, by the way.

>> No.38717638

How do you un-gacha the gacha foxes?

>> No.38717647

>>38717638
it's a terminal condition, i fear.

>> No.38717699
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>>38717638
>>38717647
You don't have to actually play the games to appreciate the girls.

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>>38717638
You can't

>> No.38717710
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Can I get a rundown of this week's headlines, news squirrel?

>> No.38717711
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>>38710756

>> No.38717718

I
FUCKING
LOVE
RYONA
oh, but lizards need not apply. Not my type. Sorry.

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>>38717638
Wait till they make a non-gacha game they star in.

>> No.38717725

Stop posting that shit

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>>38712619

>> No.38717730

>38717704
Please do not post this garbage ever again. Image limit is wasted anyway on epic reaction maymays from tourists, no need to waste it on that.

>> No.38717749

>>38717460
>>38717124
You little critters aren’t talking about SMT Mara are you?

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Wonder if vampires like our old vampire movies.

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>>38717753

>> No.38717767
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>38717704

>> No.38717777
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>>38717761

>> No.38717782

>>38717719
https://youtu.be/qowv_XlGdPg

>> No.38717784

>>38717749
surface-mount technology?
No we're talking about KC's newest addition to the lore - Mara, ancient goddess of love, that rewards her followers by enlarging their cocks in exchange for good deeds.
She's Eros bff and constantly asks what if the boy's dick was larger, so it already earned her an image of an extra horny wingman auntie in threadcannon.
Eros wants to see delicate romantic love, Mara wants to see huge girthy human cocks penetrating soaping wet monster cunts. She also hates Three-lettered-fags and makes their cocks fall off as a punishment.
Absolutely /ourgirl/

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>>38717777

>> No.38717817
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>38717704

>> No.38717826

>>38717817
Man now I wanna be manhandled by a lilim like that

>> No.38717926
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Slime

>> No.38717932

>>38717704
more

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>>38717784
The Chief God has invented a way to fight this new god

>> No.38717971

>>38717948
once men all over the world know about Mara's gift, their combined worship will elevate her to the status of a new Chief God

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>> No.38718059

>>38718010
I dunno about you guys, but I would definitely pleasure myself with a fish.

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>>38718010
>>38718059

>> No.38718100

>>38718077
uhm, ohhhh, pleasure to tits you? A-ah I meant, it's boobs that you saved me, my lady.

>> No.38718102

>>38718010
>>38718077
I find funny how the breasts suddenly changed in size.

>> No.38718103

>>38717704
Ah yes, this retard deserve permaban too.

>> No.38718123

>>38718077
Now THAT is some fatty tuna

>> No.38718187

>>38713398
I wish a demon would use me like a doll

>> No.38718266

>>38717711
I wanna paizuri a busty armored monster girl with either a hole in her armor, or magic that makes your dick phase through the armor, but not your hips, so you can still clang-clang against it and feel the hard metal while also feeling her huge soft breasts around your dick.

>> No.38718411

>>38718010
>>38718077
Sauce?

>> No.38718427

Is it just me or the thread is going faster now? Seems comfier than yesterday's thread.

>> No.38718436
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Do vampires have parties/soirees or is that a wight thing?

>> No.38718439

>>38718123
She's got A LOT of mercury in her

>> No.38718444

>>38718436
Vampires hold balls.

>> No.38718447

>>38718436
They hold them and although they insist they’re antisocial they’re very happy when everyone shows up

>> No.38718453

>>38718444
Yeah, mine.

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>>38718436
yeah kind of

>> No.38718464

>>38718453
Charon, bad!

>> No.38718504

>>38718427
It does seem that way

>> No.38718636

>>38718266
>portable paizuri gloryhole
you're a fucking genius

>> No.38718701

>>38718636
?
The 2nd part doesn't involve a hole, anon. I was just thinking of the dick phasing through her armor while humping her.

>> No.38718774
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Slice of daily life with a lamia wife
>you grab the last slice of bacon during breakfast
>lamia wife, despite having already eaten 2lbs herself, wants the last slice
>she grabs your arm
>you don't let go of the bacon
>she gives you a death stare
>she shoves your hand with the bacon slice in her mouth
>she swallows
>she swallows all the way down to your shoulder, never breaking eye contact
>your determination for bacon doesn't waver
>she wraps her tail around you
>she starts to squeeze you
>eventually the lack of blood flow makes you weak
>you let go of the bacon slice
>she has won yet again
>she spits our your arm
>she gives you a cheerful smile like nothing ever happened.

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38718784

Good morning sirs

>> No.38718840

Wait furries are Monstergirls now?
KC retweeted this
https://twitter.com/coral_sky0826/status/1496113050746769417

>> No.38718841 [DELETED] 

>>38718774
This reads like a bad joke starting with "so two counts sit down for breakfast..." at least you get all of the bacon for the next week or so.

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I do not have the mental fortitude to stop myself from scooping up and hugging every wendigo I see

>> No.38718857

>>38718774
Pay her back by sucking on her tail.

>> No.38718866

>>38718774
This reads like a bad joke starting with "so two cunts sit down for breakfast..." at least you get all of the bacon for the next week or so.

>> No.38718919
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How would you train a maid to do her job without accidentally breaking stuff with her oversized horns?

>> No.38718925

>>38717262
Very trustworthy and thoughtful too, they know men are too nice or dense to hit on them so some extra encouragement is needed.

>> No.38718927

>>38718866
I'm married to a snek. I never get any of the bacon. I barely get any food. Our grocery bill is ridiculous.

Please help!

>> No.38718934

>>38718840
Have always been, thread just ignores it (rightfully) to gatekeep the place from western furries. Personally if the siths looked more like sindoll's girls I'd 100% dick them.

>> No.38718945

>>38718927
Tell your lazy wife to get a job!

>> No.38718953

>>38718927
You eat the food, she eats dick. It's simple.

>> No.38718958

>>38718701
i was talking about the first part (armor with a hole) and i just wanted an excuse to make a pun
the dick-phasing stuff is not to my taste, however, but i will respect your taste and ask: how can the dick phase through the armor if weapons can't?

>> No.38718971

>>38718919
Martial arts training should give her good body awareness.

>> No.38718985

>>38718840
Honestly, I wouldn't mind marrying a cu sith. But there'd have to be a true love there for me to consider it. The full fur body just doesn't arouse me whatsoever. Cait sith though, that's an absolute no go. Unless she had a personality atypical with the standard set in the profile and was more like a cu sith. Then I probably could. Still, I'd prefer a kobold over a cu sith.

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>>38718934
I'd dick them now.

>> No.38718998

>>38718985
Same.

>> No.38719012
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Big is good

>> No.38719039

>>38718986
>sith tricks dense idiot anon with kigurumi head
>he falls for it

>> No.38719051

>>38718945
She doesn't have any skills. And her serpentine body scares people so she can't work with the public. Also, we live in a cold climate. Going outside regularly just doesn't work for her. Woe is me.

>>38718953
No, she eats all the food and my dick. I just get the scraps or the stuff I can hide from her.
I'd tried offering to buy her a whole pig or goat, thinking that'd save on some money, but she got offended and refuses to even entertain the idea.

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>>38719012
Small is better

>> No.38719109

>>38718958
Just have someone apply specialized custom magic, it should be possible to find a way somewhere.

>> No.38719118

>>38719051
>She doesn't have any skills.
Never too late to learn, get her a computer, find something she's decent at, and she can work from home. Can't bring home the bacon if you can't even afford it.

>> No.38719142

>>38718010
I thought he'd been diego'd from that first panel

>> No.38719149

GHOUL
MOUTH
PUSSY

>> No.38719152

>>38719118
Well, I shouldn't say she doesn't have any skills. She does, but they're sexual skills. I'm sure she could pull in big money on OnlySneks, but never I nor she would ever allow for such a thing.

>> No.38719181

>>38718986
Both siths look so weird to me. Now, it they looked more like this...

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96149885

>> No.38719185

>>38719149
Do you think ghouls can carry a conversation? Surely that mouth must be good for something other than wringing out gallons of semen.

>> No.38719237

>>38719185
Yeah, I think they can. I think all undead (except Zombies) would have pretty strong personalities and be great story tellers from having been alive for so long.

>> No.38719241

>>38719185
>wringing out gallons of semen
I don't think I want it to do anything else than that right now.

>> No.38719278

>>38719237
Skellingtons also seem like they should be questionable. Most liches are probably more than able to speak, but too autistic to do so often unless you hit upon an interest they're still passionate about. Then there are the wights who only shut up when their mouth is covered or crammed full.

>> No.38719296

>>38719278
i've never viewed liches as autists, i've always just thought of them as slightly depressed.

>> No.38719311

>>38719152
A camGIRL? Don't be ridiculous, anon, there's no money there. Now if you were willing to do it... Just don't tell the femcels you're married.

>> No.38719342

>>38719296
Grinding the kind of magic needed to turn oneself into a lich can't make for a well adjusted individual. Sticking your soul into a gem also implies some things.

>> No.38719357

>>38719185
Literally all monsters are smart enough to hold a conversation with humans. "Simple" has never meant literally retarded. Shit like that is just memes.
>Intelligence varies greatly depending on race, but all of the monsters are at least smart enough to have a command of language. It is possible for them to converse with humans.

>> No.38719376

>>38719357
I still rather have them wringing out gallons of semen out of me thank you very much.

>> No.38719389

>>38719357
That doesn't mean they can converse well. Granted, the setting wouldn't really allow for below passable conversational ability that wasn't temporary, but humor me a little.

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>>38719073
Big is better, big is good. It holds you tight and lets you know it's all alright.

>> No.38719474

>>38718846
pretty sure papawendi might stop you

>> No.38719489

>>38719474
Nah, he's a firm believer in free-range parenting and he's a hugger himself.
A firm hugger.

>> No.38719538

>>38719474
I can't imagine that would be looked at as unfavorably in the MGE world. His daughter could probably wreck you anyway and she's 6, meaning she'll be of marriageable age in a year or two, so...

>> No.38719645

>>38718427
The thread is usually dead in the EU morning, gradually picks up steam over the afternoon, gets active in the evening, and starts slowing down late at night until it's dead again.

>> No.38719706

>>38719051
This may be desperate, but have you considered buying food that she doesn't like for yourself such as vegan meals?

>> No.38719748

How would Eros and Mara advice me on how to approach an out of season Jinko warrior? She is so cool and strong I see her as completely out of my reach.

>> No.38719787
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What's your preferred height?

>> No.38719792

How can humans refute their sole purpose of existence being to fuck monsters now that god is making their dicks grow every time they think about monster girls?

>> No.38719805

>>38719787
Very tall monster.

>> No.38719811

>>38719748
Love will be your supplements and your cock will grow with your muscles. Get to it anon!

>> No.38719817

>>38719787
Give me standard, short stack or a loli with tits, please. Tall monster is also acceptable if her design is Architect approved and she's gentle.

>> No.38719839

>>38719787
3m tall fox lady

>> No.38719854

>>38719748
Eros: Start with some small talk, along the way try to see what her interest are to steer the conversation in a direction she finds more interesting. If you did well, you can ask her out on a date, but don't give up if you think it's still too early and you want to establish a more solid foundation for the relationship first.
Mara: Grab her crotch and say you ain't waiting for her mating season.

>> No.38719864

>>38719817
Architect approved?

>> No.38719868

I feel like I missed something because I have no idea who mara is

>> No.38719899

>>38719868
>>38702090
>>38706138
>>38706241
>>38706377
>>38707968

>> No.38719904
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>giving a raging mushroom to hellhound wife
How many days I will be unable to walk, anons?

>> No.38719916

>>38719864
THICC. More accurately, I need a decent pair of tits in my face and a frame that's got some softness to it even if she's fairly muscular (not a requirement, but acceptable as long as she's not cut).

>> No.38719923
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>>38719916
Trolls or Orcs for you then.

>> No.38719931

>>38719904
>implying you'll ever walk again

>> No.38719948

KC has said that things like how the Amazons dominate their men, ravishing them are "masculine" traits and that he likes a lot the relationship dynamics between "masculine" monsters and "femenine" men. While they will obviously not gain dicks, it is also reasonable to assume Mara can enhance the "masculinity" of monsters making them way more rapey and dominant.

What would happen if you tell Mara to enhace a Hellhound and then you give her a raging mushroom on top of that?

>> No.38719958

>>38719854
>Mara: Grab her crotch and say you ain't waiting for her mating season.
Don't forget she would also tell you to drop your pants and show her your massive Mara Magic infused cock.

>> No.38719968
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Enjoying the gentle spring breeze with the kitsune
Sakura leaves falling on you two as you cuddle under a tree

>> No.38719971

>>38719923
I'm not pig on orcs, but trolls are alright.

>> No.38719977
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Cyberpunk Oni

>> No.38719987
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>>38719787
Yes.

>> No.38720001

>>38719787
Tall > Shortstack > Elven > Standard > Loli

>> No.38720009

>>38719787
anything between 4 meters and 1.7 meters. With plenty wiggleroom, mainly going upwards.

>> No.38720044

>>38719787
My Atlach-Nacha wife is loli that's only around four and a half feet and my Night Gaunt wife is close to six feet.

>> No.38720120
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>> No.38720176
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Soft film covered rubbery gaunt boobie pillows

>> No.38720181

>>38720120
Hand over the chococat

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>>38710756

>> No.38720205

>>38719181
>more snout
>less fur
>less cute
Me and you are very different people

>> No.38720222

>>38719948
>things like how the Amazons dominate their men, ravishing them are "masculine" traits and that he likes a lot the relationship dynamics between "masculine" monsters and "femenine" men
>femdomfags will still try to claim they're masculine or not closet homos

>> No.38720238

>>38720205
Don't care about the snout it's more about the body and such. I prefer sexy over cute.

>> No.38720245

>>38720204
what's she gonna sing?

>> No.38720253

>>38720222
Like clockwork

>> No.38720286

>>38719948
People seem to be confusing his Mara posts yesterday with his posts about pregnancy. They were separate topics.
>It is also known that pregnant females become more aggressive towards foreign enemies, as is the case in other creatures. However, one of the peculiarities of demons is that they also involve the males in their influence and make them "protect their children. (Although, in most cases, the demon is stronger than the husband.)
>This is basically because human men and demons spend time together and mingle, which causes their magic power to circulate. The reason for this is that human men and demons circulate each other's magic power when they spend time together and mingle, and it is assumed that through the circulating magic power, the husband is affected by the pregnancy.
>A man who has impregnated a demon will have a heightened "male instinct.This increases his awareness that the demon he has impregnated is his female, and that the child he has impregnated is his child. The male's biological instincts are stimulated, and he starts to act aggressively to protect them.

>> No.38720311

>>38720286
Imagine being fiercely overprotective over your Hellhound daughter.

>> No.38720346

>>38720311
I can't

>> No.38720422

>>38720311
I can. And I would be.

>> No.38720476

>>38720286
>Humans are growing creatures. This heightened instinct in males affects not only their mental health but also their physical health. In this case, the husband's body, which is trying to protect his wife and children, is in a condition to grow strong and robust due to his awareness and training.
>This is especially true for monsters like Holstaur, Alice, and Kikimora, whose primary weapons are to arouse men's desire for protection and control. Their husbands, especially the husbands of couples with children, may look unreliable, but they have strong and robust bodies. Perhaps the rural farmers who live with Holstaur are very strong.
>In most cases, once a monster has experienced pregnancy, she becomes more attached to her husband than before she became pregnant. In addition, the experience of pregnancy tends to increase her desire to conceive again, and she tends to have more intercourse with the same man.
>Also, with each child the husband tends to become more robust and more obsessed with the monster that will bear more children. That explains why the demon lord and her husband ended up having 100 children.

>> No.38720514

>>38720476
>>the experience of pregnancy tends to increase her desire to conceive again
Fuuuuck, that's hot.

>> No.38720544

>>38720476
I mean. 100 children is cool and all but they have been together for 1000 years. Thats still 10 years between each lilim. Speaks more to the difficulty to have children than the increased fucking those two get at.

>> No.38720573

>>38720286
>>38720476
We honestly don't even need KC to tell us all of that. Even going by irl instincts I know that's how it should be, maybe not the 100 kids part though, that's going to far. Besides, as a Kikifag that's pretty much how I expected things to be.

>> No.38720596

>>38720544
I wonder if they had any twins.

>> No.38720609

>>38720573
>he doesn't want to make an army

Do you not love your wife anon?
Was it all a ruse?

>> No.38720629

>>38720544
He talked about a lot of stuff including that. Everyone was Just more obsessed with Mara.
>Monster Pregnancy
>First of all, it is known that monsters have a lower chance of pregnancy than humans, but this is relative to the lifespan and survival probability of the creature. ......
>In other words, mice have a lot of kids at a faster pace than cats, and cats have a lot of kids at a faster pace than humans. In the same way as this. So we're talking about monsters getting pregnant less often, not like the odds are so low that they can't have kids until they die.

>> No.38720635

>>38720609
My protective instincs would honestly be too strong for that. Even if my waifu was a Salamander or something I would freak out at the thought of my daughters bearing arms.

>> No.38720665

>>38720222
being into femdom as a man is a curse

>> No.38720720

>>38720222
>mge femdom
>without pegg and other shit
>homo
Tourist-kun...

>> No.38720727

The more KCross adds to the lore the more ridiculous it seems.
It went from a comfy and mysterious world full of (potential) monster wives to an adolescent wet dream.

>> No.38720735

>>38720635
Didn't mean it in that sense.
More of a
>he doesn't want to vanish in an amorphous mass of mofu
Just imagine a swarm of blanket ghosts coming for you, but each has a big poofy tail

>> No.38720751

>>38720727
Was it not ridiculous when big tit half-animal human hybrids wanting dick was presented?

>> No.38720761

>>38720727
How is it no longer that?

>> No.38720770

>>38720735
I dunno Anon, not sure if I'm an overdrive kind of person. I feel like molesting the waifu's mofu would be more than enough for me.

>> No.38720771

>>38720727
>an adolescent wet dream.
It's always been this. It's comfy, but it's a fapfic setting. If you've been using it as anything other than a fapfic setting, you've been doing it wrong.

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>>38710756

>> No.38720784

>>38720772
>"I've spent years studying the blade..."
>"...and watching other women fuck my spouse."

>> No.38720811

>>38720771
But.. the worldbuilding!

>> No.38720817

>>38720727
You can still omit parts and add stuff for fanfics and KC probably wouldn't give a shit what you changed as long as it's not edgy shit or ntr

>> No.38720820

>>38720727
MGE was never anything but an escapist fetish fantasy for those broken by real life.
>1.Our society and the aim of MGE
>Our society has several merits , but is also an oppressive and nervous atmosphere and forces selfless devotion to inhabitants. So there are people who choose to commit suicide, known as Karoshi(death from overwork and mental stress). Such atmosphere causes some of us to have a pessimistic view of life. The world of MGE is created for those who are tired of this world and actual women for various reasons, so it is negative to the rule or taboo of the actual world, and MGs are active toward men. We observe actual laws and discipline strictly, and hate to bother others. So we need a shelter in fantasy. If Japanese MG fans see a succubus, they see her as an liberater who frees them from the choking rules and taboos of the actual world, and lets them indulge in the love and delight of sex. I think it is the reason why the Demon Lord is accepted among Japanese fans.

>> No.38720830

>>38720727
And that's why Monstergirl quest and MonsterMusume are the superior IPs

>> No.38720855

>>38720830
lol

lmao

>> No.38720859

>>38720820
It's funny when you realize that KC probably cares more about his world than god actually cares about ours. You can call him all you want but at the end of the day he seems like a geniunely good person.

>> No.38720868

>>38720476
>This heightened instinct in males affects not only their mental health but also their physical health. In this case, the husband's body, which is trying to protect his wife and children, is in a condition to grow strong and robust due to his awareness and training.
>>Also, with each child the husband tends to become more robust

I really dislike this and it seriously interferes with my idea of a happy waifu marriage. I mean, no problem with becoming protective of your wife and children while she is pregnant, even the most weak protectionfag must know when to step up for his waifu.

But I generally want to be the fragile precious thing protected by my Hellhound, Dragon or warrior waifu. And a big part of it, is the huge gap in body types and fighting skill. Being skinny while she is a 7ft+ tank of muscle is hot. The fact that no matter what, I am going to end up becoming buff due mamono pregnancy shenanigans and that I will develop an instinct to train, like if I was married to a Salamander, really takes away from this.

KC even states in the same string of tweets, that is not a good idea to have the males defend himself in this state, because even on a pregnant state monster wives will still tend to be stronger than their husbands:

>生物としてオスに自身を守らせる、というのは非常に有効だと考えられますが、
先程説明した通り、身重であろうと魔物は基本的に人間よりも強く、そこまで有効ではないのかも……?
と思いきや、彼女達はこの妊娠による影響を別の目的に利用していたりします。

>As a living creature, it would be very effective to have the male defend himself.
However, as I explained earlier, demons are basically stronger than humans, even if they are heavy, so it may not be that effective. ......?
But these women are using the effects of this pregnancy for other purposes.

So it really is mainly a sexual purpose thing.

>> No.38720869

>>38720830
Based

>> No.38720880

>>38720855
Yesterday was NTR and today is femdom baiting and "MGE sucks".

>> No.38720888

>>38719787
Shortstack or Tall

>> No.38720900

>>38720880
Just ignore. No one gives a fuck about their shit opinion anyways.

>> No.38720918

>>38720868
Think of it not as getting buff, but more of a willpower thing.
Ignoring pain and all that kind of stuff.

>> No.38720939
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38720939

I want a hellhound to rape my face with her hot, slimy, hellhound tongue

>> No.38720955

>>38720868
You sound like someone who has never fallen in love in his entire life. Believe me, when it's time to step up you WILL step up, because at the end of the day it doesn't matter how much of a subfag you are, we are human and that shit comes naturally to us.

>> No.38720975

>>38720918

The tweet specifically talk about "robust bodies" and becoming "more robust" with each child. So it seems it really does entail getting buffer or more physically strong.

>> No.38720977
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38720977

>>38720830
Well. Goods games, a manga, an anime vs a fictional encyclopedia.
The fight is kinda unfair here

>> No.38720993
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38720993

Hello, yes, Chief God? Can you please send one of your seraphim down to rape me? Thanks.

>> No.38721016

>>38720955

I stated that there is no problem with stepping up, and in fact even the weakest protectionfag must know when to step up for his waifu. That is not a problem.

What I dislike is that apparently you will get physically muscled up and begin to train like if you were married to a Salamander once pregnancy sets in regardless of the MG you married.

>> No.38721021

>>38720975
This isn't new and a dumb thing to be upset over.
>Although many of you may already know this, this talk is about what it is like to turn into "Heroes" or "Incubi".
>These terms refer to condition where an ordinary human has their 'limits as a human' removed by receiving tons of mana for various reasons. Think of it like having your level caps removed in RPGs.
>Incubi and Heroes are the same thing in principle; their only difference is the nature of the mana received: whether it was from Gods or from MGs.
>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)

>> No.38721033
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38721033

You get a monster waif, but she has a thick Scottish accent that nearly unintelligible

>> No.38721036

>>38721016
>What I dislike is that apparently you will get physically muscled up and begin to train like if you were married to a Salamander once pregnancy sets in regardless of the MG you married.
That's why I said the setting was getting ridiculous.
Even in a fapfip there is a limit

>> No.38721039

>>38721016
It doesn't say you get muscles or train. It's about you get more mana so your base stats go up.

>> No.38721056

>>38721016
That's not what it says, you misunderstood. And even if it was you would still do it if it meant protecting your family. Again, you sound like someone who has never fallen in love, or you are just a coward I dunno.

>> No.38721071

>>38721021

This is different though. You can have all your stats amped up and still have the same body type. Here apparently you will get jacked up and you will be induced by instinct to train to get stronger.

>> No.38721089

>>38721071
Except no. You're a fucking idiot. Stop taking word choices of translations literally unless you can reliably trace it back to the Japanese.

Your stats go up.

>> No.38721095

KC is literally godmoding you

>> No.38721100

>>38721033
we're not that bad, its only the pace and slang that you need to watch for all though the more north you go the more issues you'll have

>> No.38721106

>>38721095
Enslaved Anon has returned, it seems.

>> No.38721108

>>38721039
>It doesn't say you get muscles or train.
>>38721056
>That's not what it says, you misunderstood

>the husband's body
>is in a condition to grow strong and robust due to his awareness and training.
>Also, with each child the husband tends to become more robust

Note it says "the husband's body" not just his stats or overall strenght and it says "robust" and that he will train. "Robust" is a clear indication of body shape. So by all appearance it does seem you will indeed get jacked up.

>> No.38721112

>>38721033
>thick Scottish accent
which one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXpQna8WRB8

>> No.38721113

>>38721071
It doesn't say you get muscles. it means you have high stats. Again this is an insane thing to tantrum about.
>Their husbands, especially the husbands of couples with children, may look unreliable, but they have strong and robust bodies. Perhaps the rural farmers who live with Holstaur are very strong.

>> No.38721121

>>38721108
Ohnonono... femboys bros....

>> No.38721134

>>38721100
I respect your culture. it's a shame I will never get a hotblooded scottish waifu.

>> No.38721136

>>38721033
I'd get used to it, and/or she'd learn to enunciate. I'm a sucker for most European accents anyways.

>> No.38721154

Is this a troll? It feels like some kind of parody of femdom-fags trying to falseflag it's so stupid.

>> No.38721164

>>38721112
don't think I've ever heard anyone in dundee speak like that...
then again I've never been particularly deep into dundee

>> No.38721173

>>38721154
Probably. First the three letter fags, then the people hating the setting for no reason and then the subfags complaining. I wouldn't be surprised if it's all the same people.

>> No.38721186

>>38721089
>Except no. You're a fucking idiot. Stop taking word choices of translations literally unless you can reliably trace it back to the Japanese.

Explain this part, then:
>to grow strong and robust due to his awareness and training.

Here it mentions training, specifically.

>> No.38721191

>>38720830
honestly, i couldn't even get through MGQ. that shit was boring as hell.

>> No.38721192

>>38721154
It is kinda baffling that someone would be upset at being a little more muscular from knocking up their wife.

>> No.38721201

>>38721095
No, my level 1 isekai adventure!

>> No.38721211
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38721211

Is this true?

>> No.38721215

>>38721192
for me it depends how much more muscular. i really wouldn't want to be much more muscular than i currently am.

>> No.38721224

>>38721192
Do you even get more built? I figure robust would just mean your body is more generally "tougher" but not like muscly or anything.

>> No.38721230

>>38720830
It'd kind of weird that mgq got an animated ova

>> No.38721241

>>38721224
Unless I'm missing something I think you become stronger but you don't become buff unless your monster wife is into guys like that.

>> No.38721266

>>38721215
Yeah, but are you really going to complain about it, especially if it pleases your wife?
>I got my wife pregnant, now I'm too buff!
I don't think First World Problems even covers it, you'd be complaining about being given something for free that most men work their asses off for.

>> No.38721267

>>38721192
>>38721224
>>38721241
Still, it feels weird getting caught up in that. Whether your body changes or not I don't think anyone would mind having a more fit body.

>> No.38721268

I'm going to get so fucking strong, I'll be able to lift my dragon wife in her dragon form.

>> No.38721275

>>38721211
kek

>> No.38721283

>>38721201
>Learning from level 1 with baphomet!

>> No.38721287

>>38721241
Yeah Thats why i am finding this weird? You become stronger but like not more muscly. Like how say a vampire in modern fiction can do amazing feats of strength but doesn't actually look any different from when they are a human.

>> No.38721296

>>38721267
That's why, considering some of the shit posts before this, it feels like some kind of troll.

>> No.38721306

>>38721201
>>38721283
Be careful not to take a wrong turn and end up in hagville at lvl 1

>> No.38721319

>>38721108
>Robust
WOW. I didn't realize KC was using such sophisticated ENGLISH these days.

>> No.38721329

>>38721306
>wrong turn
>get yourself caught
>next step if your master plan is to knock up a hag
>get stronger
>no longer lvl 1

>> No.38721349

>>38721287
It's literally what he has discussed before about what and incubus or hero is. >>38721021
You get a power boost from your pregnant wife's mana circulating in you.

>> No.38721350

>>38721266
Juest because other people want it doesn't mean I do. I understand what you're getting at but i feel like muscle would make me look even worse.

>> No.38721352

>>38721329
Your lvl wont matter if you are stuck in the tall fox mansion.
There is no exit and the fox will only multiply

>> No.38721360

>>38721350
Not to your wife, and her opinion is the only one that should matter.

>> No.38721376

>>38721306
Any hag can be escaped by just going at a brisk pace. If it's a choice between you and their hips, the hip is going to win every time.

>> No.38721377
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38721377

Play with dolls

>> No.38721383

>>38721360
doesnt sound very even

>> No.38721397

>>38721266
I don't think it's unreasonable not to want to look like a gorilla after ten kids. I imagine for most men there's an upper limit to how shredded they actually care to be, though I wouldn't turn my nose up at more strength in most cases.

>>38721360

Well, her opinion is one of two that's really important even if she isn't likely to care. There're also those monsters that would be into twinks where a man might have trouble gaining physical muscle even with training.

>> No.38721435

>>38721349
Then yeah i thought so. Weird how that anon took the word robust. I feel like in MGE it has always simply meant you get generically stronger without your body actually changing muscle mass wise.

>> No.38721441

>>38721397
It literally says under the holstaur post that their husbands "may look unreliable". It doesn't say literally everyone is hardcode brainwashed into pumping iron 24/7 so you look like you are on steroids. He's being retarded and hyperliteral over a translation. KC isn't very literal in the first place.

>> No.38721470

>>38721377
It's not a doll, it's an 'action-figure'...

>> No.38721474

>>38721383
Of course it is. She changes slightly to meet your desires too. It's only fair it works both ways.
>>38721397
Nobody has said you're going to look like a gorilla. I'm sorry, but we're back to
>perfect woman practically throws herself at you
>have tons of sex and falls madly in love
>get her pregnant
>now you're upset because you might get more muscular
I just cannot wrap my head around this mentality.

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38721488

>>38720830
>>38720977

>> No.38721508

>>38721474
This is why I feel it's a false flag. It feels like someone is trying to roleplay a parody of femdom-fags to some retarded extreme like the shitpost here
>38720222

>> No.38721510

>>38721441
>>38721474
>He's being retarded and hyperliteral over a translation. KC isn't very literal in the first place.
I know that's not how it works, any knowledge of the setting would you tell you that. I was commenting more on the sentiment he's having, especially at the extremes. Were the setting not so safe the logical conclusion here would be body horror and unpleasant well before that. Fortunately, that's not actually an issue, but if it were...

>> No.38721519

>>38721474
i dont understand why you're making such a massive deal about this. some people just don't want to be muscular.

>> No.38721530

>>38721508
After >38721519, yep this is definitely a troll.

>> No.38721534

>>38721519
That's called being a faggot. Go alp somewhere else.

>> No.38721547

>>38721534
>being this insecure

>> No.38721571

>>38721519
You aren't going to be made more Muscular. Succs are made more robust once they have changed from Human to Succ and don't gain any muscle mass. Robust for KC litterally just means stronger in a general sense.

>> No.38721572

>>38721534
Alps actually want to look good for their husbands, this guy wants to look good for himself, if he's genuine. This kinda narcissism would even turn off a monster girl.

>> No.38721615
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38721615

>>38721306
>hag asks you for help something
>follow her because you're a good boy who needs that quest xp
>turns out she need help getting pregnant
woops

>> No.38721630

>>38721510
This is a setting that can easily be misunderstood. On top of that, the cultural differences are way too big, westerners don't think like japanese do. I think people should see what KC tries to do rather than what he believes. Instead of thinking "I'm not sure if I want my body to change" people should think instead "husbands will always have strenght to protect their families, cool".

>> No.38721640

>>38721615
Why would she want to give birth to dhampirs?

>> No.38721641

>>38721615
>repeatable quest
We had dailies, we had weeklies, but now we have yearlies?

>> No.38721663

>>38721201
>just level one
lmao, imma try level 1, 1hp, ultra rape mode where monsters deal quad lust damage, one touchm and Im fucked, literally, also Imma start in hagville for an extra challange

>> No.38721664

>>38721306
>>38721615
Just give them a bag of werther's original and that pacifies them.

>> No.38721696

>>38721571
So not so much muscle mass, but more of an increase in muscle density? Or just an increase in stamina? harder (ye), better, faster, stronger? (if that makes sense, im not good with words)

>> No.38721699

>>38721641
>Repeatable quests
The fun part is that there is always someone somewhere that lives for the grind and becomes the grind itself. Like seeing some guy who looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly being literally untouchable because he did his dailies diligently and his stats are through the roof now.

>> No.38721701

>>38721664
you just teleported my brain to my grandad's car

>> No.38721702

>>38721664
You could also try tapioca pudding and a jigsaw puzzle.

>> No.38721708

>>38721615
Well, at least you get that sick Mara boost.

>>38721630
>This is a setting that can easily be misunderstood.
You know, I keep seeing that said and I'm not sure I believe it. Being off the mark is one thing, but the way people keep interpreting his words into something forcibly bad is kind of retarded at this point, even with cultural differences. The dude's given us a window inside of his head.

>> No.38721740

>>38721696
Again as already posted >>38721021 MGE is more of a RPG than a realistic setting. Having sex with your wife increases your mana (including boost from the pregnancy) and more mana = higher stats.

>> No.38721748

>>38721306
sounds like the perfect place to train without a shirt and grunting loudly

>> No.38721753

>>38721708
>the way people keep interpreting his words into something forcibly bad
I do agree with that. Not sure why people always think of the worst case scenario whenever they hear KC talk about the setting.

>> No.38721761

>>38721696
have you considered that baphomets are the physically strongest monster?

>> No.38721764

>>38721740
Yep, sorry. Brain getting mixed up again.

>> No.38721771

>>38721761
i have, and do not care. i will have nothing to do with that part of the mge. the sabbath should be launched into orbit.

>> No.38721776

>>38721640
When you get into your 5000s, such concerns take a back seat to getting your dusty egg carton used

>> No.38721783

>>38721740
In MGE being strong doesn't have as much to do with muscles as it does with how much mana you have. It works on anime physics.
>To give you a somewhat concrete example, Wilmarina (when she was human), who gave the impression of being easily beaten by Druella, was strong enough to drop a bullet with the wind pressure of her sword swing. It's a fantasy world. And even if you're a mob human or a mob monster girl, you've got enough HP and defense to keep you alive even if you're blown away by that wind pressure! It's a fantasy world. It's more like a fantasy manga or an RPG, because RPG people are so tough that they don't die easily even if they're slashed or shot, and falling from a great height is a survival flag!

>> No.38721790

>>38720975
>>38721016
>>38721071
>>38721108
>>38721186

I checked the relevant info to address your worries using Google, Yandex and Deepl. First of all, your worry that you will end up jacked up is directly dismissed by KC on a tweet in the same thread:

>ホルスタウロスやアリス、キキーモラといった男性の保護欲や支配欲を煽る事が武器の魔物達は特にその傾向が強く、
彼女達の夫、特に子供のいる夫婦の夫は例え見た目が頼り無さそうに見えても逞しく剛健な肉体を持っていたりします。
多分ホルスタウロスと暮らす農村の農民たちはめっちゃつよい

>Their husbands, especially the husbands of couples with children, may look unreliable, but they have strong and robust bodies.

Here it says the husbands bodies LOOK "unreliable" but are in reality strong and robust. If they were jacked up they would obviously not look "unreliable". So the physical appearance doesn't change, hence the husband's body look normal, but it is actually strong due the increased stats. Now, it reasonably IS possible for your body to end up jacked up as a result of this process, but this is more if the husband and/or wife want it, rather than a default, the default being the body type doesn't change but the stats do.

About the training part.
>Google: At this time, the body of the husband who tries to protect his wife and child is strong and strong and easy to grow due to his consciousness and discipline.

>Deepl: In this case, the husband's body, which is trying to protect his wife and children, is in a state of strong and powerful growth due to his awareness and training.

>Yandex: The body of the husband, who tries to protect his wife and child at this time, has become a strong and strong state that is easy to grow up by its consciousness and training.

Google only mentions "discipline" which means that pretty much, the husband will be focused on growing stronger due to his enhaced protectiveness. This is nothing more that the wish granting nature of mamono mana at work. Deepl is the only translation that says the husband will train, but training is not necessarily physical. And Yandex simply says that during that state the body can easily grow up with focus and training, basically that it is a good time to max out in training.

Given the context, I think Yandex is likely the most correct one, he can use that time to train and max out but he won't necessarily do it, but even if not the correct translation, a consensus can be reached that the husband will overall, grow and seek to grow stronger during that time, but not that he will engage in Lizard and Sally husband style training, unless that is his and his wife's thing.

>> No.38721792

>>38721771
no wonder you're always so confused.

>> No.38721861

>>38721792
i just cant get around the way they look. i know in lore they're 'mature' but they just feel so many different levels of creepy from multiple sides, on multiple levels, in all the wrong ways.

>> No.38721867
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38721867

cat (cow)

>> No.38721871

>>38720977

MGE would have even an anime by now if KC was more of a sellout, was willing to bend more the rules of MGE and wasn't so paranoid about anything touching MGE. This actually speaks well of him, well, except the paranoia thing.

>> No.38721873

>>38721702
Man I would have so much fun teasing old vampire ladies with these and about their age.

>> No.38721876

>>38721790
Thanks for clearing up the translation.

>> No.38721888

>>38721867
Vastly inferior in the face of leopard print.

>> No.38721903

>>38721888
>cat(cat)
bold

>> No.38721911

>>38721771
why are you even here if you apparently hate half the fucking setting.

>> No.38721913

>>38721211
I fucking hate you because now I can hear the song in my head.

>> No.38721920

>>38721911
the bits that aren't sabbath are great.

>> No.38721922

>>38721873
Hags in general would be fun to tease.
Holding their hands while they cross the street. Offering to get one of those lift chairs for your stairway. Stopping by a retirement community on the way home and telling them "you've lived here for the past X years, is your Alzheimers acting up again?"

>> No.38721937

>>38720977
Only the novel is good. Paradox is boring trash.

>> No.38721946

>>38721937
Paradox had some interesting stuff, but a lot of it was just a drag to get through. I partly agree.

>> No.38721970

>>38721871
>anime
No, thanks. I don't wanna see how normalfags will ruin my comfy mge.

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38721973

>>38721630
>"husbands will always have strenght to protect their families, cool".

>Hellhounds cry in the corner as they feel they have lost their purpose

>> No.38721975
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38721975

>>38721771
Everything's going to be ok. I'm sure your new wife will be able to fix you.

>> No.38721984

>>38721871
100% an anime being made would absolutely destroy his vision for MGE.

>> No.38721987

>>38721975
I'll fix her. Thank you, mana!

>> No.38721993

>>38721973
Hellhounds (or monsters in general) have never been autisticly obsessed with roles or fetishes like people try to claim. The entry even says they enjoy if their husband doms them, it just doesn't mean they have been broken,

>> No.38722003

>>38721771
THE SABBATH WILL BE GOING TO THE LAST PLACE UNTOUCHED BY HAGS.

SPACE!

>> No.38722009

>>38722003
Most of the Sabbath IS hags.

>> No.38722022

>>38722003
Stay there. We'll keep our infinite, flat, gaia-like world (?i think thats how it works).

>> No.38722027

>>38721873
>>38721922
Don't bully hags.
Impregnate them instead

>> No.38722029

I need my buffstack shortstack to lift with.

>> No.38722033

>>38722003
I love the Sabbath and lolis but I would rather join a deep ocean Sabbath.
>Sabaths are rather ubiquitous, and I'm sure abyssal-related sabaths are also available at ......!

>> No.38722040

>>38722029
Lift your buffstack shortstack.

>> No.38722043

>>38722003
But space is full of eldritch space abominations that have been single for eons

>> No.38722051

>>38722040
Gonna use her for the bench press.
Despite her small size, that muscle and stack make her quite dense....just can't let her know I said that and let her think I'm lifting her as some weird sex thing.

>> No.38722062

>>38722027
Bully them through the power of impregnation instead.

>> No.38722065

>>38722051
Have her drink one of those potion that mutliplies the drinker, then tier her to a very big stick. New weights!

>> No.38722071

>>38722065
I mean, could also just have one of her on each end pushing down on a bar with light weights or something.

>> No.38722074

>>38722043
Almost all the baphomets we have seen are ancient and confirmed single.
What is wrong with this species?

>> No.38722080

>>38722003
You've heard of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Now get ready for utterly magical decadent straight galaxy cunny.

>> No.38722083

>>38722074
Ancient evils are career girls and too busy finding their underlings husbands.

>> No.38722086

>>38722074
They're just busy is all. Their husband is coming any day now!

>> No.38722101

>>38722074
I have no clue. All I'm saying is space is full of hags already

>> No.38722112

>>38722074
There have been married Baphomets. Like the one making fun of her husband while dick throning him in world guide 3. It's more that all of his big NPCs, besides the fallen brides, are ambiguously married at best so people can possibly waifu them.

>> No.38722123
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38722123

She is about to suplex you. Run.

>> No.38722126

>>38722086
>Their husband is coming any day now!
>anon hears this
>he gets sad and goes to marry the familiars instead
Dumb goat

>> No.38722140

>>38722123
Looks more like she's about to cum just from touching my back.

>> No.38722148

>>38722123
No lie, I would a HUGE tier, buff cheshire

>> No.38722150

>>38722123
Do you think mamonobama would cushion all the sick wrestling moves tsun monsters perform on their crushes?

>> No.38722155

>>38722140
She's part Jub-jub! She can't help it!

>> No.38722166

>>38722112
>Like the one making fun of her husband while dick throning him in world guide 3
That book was by an in universe creative writer, bro. Don't trust it.

>> No.38722175

>>38722148
Not my first choice, but fuck it, I would let a massive muscle memecat tease me over how tiny and weak I am compared to her.

>> No.38722184

>>38721993
Hellhounds actually like a lot protecting their husbands and is very important for them.

>> No.38722190

>>38722150
I think so? From what I remember, even if a monster with horns went to try and 'gore' you, it'd just spill your mana everywhere with no damage to your physical form.

>> No.38722202

>>38722150
>Salamander you've known for years keeps trying out wrestling holds on you
>Insists it's just practice for when she goes pro
>It's very hard to not pop a boner when you feel her breathing heavily on your neck from behind or when she "accidentally" starts dry humping you.
>you're pretty sure it should be more uncomfortable, but it feels more like some kind of weird massage.
>thanks demon lord
Need tomboy.

>> No.38722206

>>38721993
This. Remeber that all of the articles are generalisations and are from a biased observer. No monster is as one-note as their bio implies.

>> No.38722211

>>38722175
>Jeez Anon, getting hard to abs? What a weirdo.
>Most guys like soft and squishy things like breasts or asses, not this rock hard piece of beef you.
>Do you wanna rub them? Ha, you cowa-
>Wait....did you say yes?

>> No.38722370
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38722370

Where do I acquire big demons?

>> No.38722392

>>38722370
At the big demon factory?

>> No.38722398

>>38722027
You can do both. In fact one tends to lead to the other.

>> No.38722410

>>38722370
Summon one, attract the greater 'anger' of 'hell', delve deep into the underworld, or get a normal demon and just get her power lifting til she has sick gains

>> No.38722411

>>38722370
Use whey for your summoning circle.

>> No.38722425

>>38722411
>Protein powder summoning circle
>Runes in muscle milk
>An offering of eggs and beef at the center

>> No.38722435

>>38721970
>No, thanks. I don't wanna see how normalfags will ruin my comfy mge.

If it ends up like Ishuzoku Reviewers, it can be pretty good. Normalfags can't do shit is the studio is based and the fanbase is based.

>> No.38722444

>>38722411
this
also put broccoli there

>> No.38722445

>>38722425
>The MASSIVE demon you summon is embarrassed because she didn't have time to finish oiling herself before you completed the ritual

>> No.38722493

>>38722445
>Instead of terrifying and strong looking she's nude and holding two oil bottles in contemplation.
>"Would Turkish Bronze make me look too shiny? Maybe Greek olive would be be-"
>She realizes she's already been summoned and is only partially oiled.

>> No.38722516

What would happen if you set up a Dragon of Dragonia with a real life incel on a date?

>> No.38722530

>>38722493
>partially oiled and completely naked
Nice

>> No.38722556

>>38716714
Pink? That means that she's one of Eros' brainwashed heretics. The sort that likes to have sex in cars. Disgustingly awesome.

>> No.38722565
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38722565

>>38722516
Incel gets hot dragon blowjobs

>> No.38722605

>>38722565
I don't like dragons but if one offered...

>> No.38722629

>>38722605
>I don't like dragons but if one offered...
That's me and like half of the encyclopedia.

>> No.38722650

>>38721790
Much obliged for the clarification.

>> No.38722651

>>38722605
>>38722629
Same, except I like nearly all of them.

>> No.38722672

What do you think monster personals would be like? Like for example as a very base and boring one. Local woman seeking man in need of help cleaning house. Must like soft feathers.

>> No.38722675

>>38722651
I can take or leave most girls, but there are a few I really like and fewer I wouldn't take. I should really do one of those sorters...

>> No.38722703

>>38722651
I'm a strict waifu-fag. The Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha are the only species I even remotely care about and would ever want.

>> No.38722719
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>>38722703
What, no love for Shog?

>> No.38722725

>>38722703
i want you to know im glad to see you when you post about ur waifus

>> No.38722727
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38722727

Royal bat authority

>> No.38722806

>>38722703
I can get behind that and have my own preferences. But desperation and the option when you finally get it would make it hard to say no.

>> No.38722857

>>38722672
>Kiki
Fun prompt.
Seeking fruit picker, willing to train. Must enjoy silence and lack a sweet tooth.

>> No.38722893
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38722893

Apophis?
Pharaoh?
Get rid of those tired old hags, it's time for the Scorpion Queen to rise!

>> No.38722918

>>38722719
Shogs are more for maidfags like me.

>> No.38722922

>>38721306
>area surrounding the level 1 human zone is full of cartoonishly sinister monsters who do things like flip wooden signs around at forks in the road to send Anons away from The Forest of Ill Tempered Boars and into the Hagtopia DLC area

>> No.38722930

>>38722672
Long term sitter/mentor needed. Must be navigationally competent and very patient. Enjoying travel is preferred. Anti-psychotics provided on request.

>> No.38722934

>>38722922
Joke's on them, I don't buy DLC!

>> No.38722959

>>38722719
I prefer the heavy maledom and full transformation of the Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha. I also like that both the Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha have, at least to me, a strong reverse-protection-fag aspect to them.
>Additionally, irritated by her insults, the huge spider will bite her body, and directly inject a bodily fluid through his fangs that contains a high concentration of the man's mana which will mix with her blood and violate her body from the inside, continuously providing her with irresistible pleasure; she'll convulse, constantly climaxing over and over, and each additional thrust of a tentacle will yield yet another climax. During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults. This is because she is expressing her original personality after having the venom that was adversely affecting her spirit neutralized by the man's mana. Only when their body is filled with their husband's mana is their heart able to feel at ease.
and
>The husband is also freely able to return to human form, but since their husband had gained total dominion over them by constantly joining with them and continually providing pleasure, it seems they experience anxiety when he changes into human form and separates from them, and it's said they will behave in a clingy manner towards their husband.
I want to protect, take care of them, and make them happy.

>> No.38722969
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>>38722922
What a lame evil lilim, I say we evil humans overthrow her and do something truly evil. Like putting a mandatory jumping puzzle with moving platforms that when you enter the area turns on collision with other players and turns off all magic so when you miss a jump you die and go back to town and have to run back.

>> No.38722978
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>>38722857

>> No.38722981

>>38722493
>she turns around to consult her “Guide to Big, Brown, and Beautiful: Demon Edition” to see what she should do
>she never hears anon ripping his pants off and jumping her

>> No.38723002

>>38722672
Seeking assistant for balance training. Must like the color pink and be willing to travel. Neither previous experience nor pants are required.

>> No.38723016
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>>38722959
I can respect that. I'm just personally a fan of the merging aspect with Shogs, however incomplete it may be.

>> No.38723037

I must be the only tf fag that just wants to be an eldritch abomination.

>> No.38723054

>>38722981
Commence the breeding

>> No.38723063

>>38723037
Nah. I just don't care to talk about it much here. Becoming a Spider thing sounds fun.

>> No.38723065

>>38723016
It's the apron, it makes any MG automatically better.

>> No.38723073

>>38723037
Like planet sized destroyer of worlds or just a mass of tendrils?

>> No.38723082

>>38723037
No

>>38723016

>> No.38723094

>>38723073
wendi coat

>> No.38723111

Am I the only one who really doesn't like the automaton's base profile design? Do they have much variation beyond that?

>> No.38723117
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>>38723073
I wish Shoggoths were a lot more powerful so we actually could turn an entire other planet into a mass of our combined flesh.

>> No.38723141

>>38723037
I'm the one with the Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha wives. It's one of my favorite aspect of the setting but I also greatly enjoy my wife's breeds themselves for other reason also.

>> No.38723146

>>38722978
That's her. Have another.
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>> No.38723157

>>38723117
>Sci-Fi MGE
>Thousands of planets across the M4-ST4H sector have been converted by Shogfags and their wives
>Every day the legions grow stronger
>One of them even ate a sun

>> No.38723182

>>38723094
It's not a coat. You become a abominable snowman creature for the Wendigo.
>At first glance you may not be able to see the chain, hidden in the shadows, but they're around her wrists and ankles, and they of course look like tentacles, with light-emitting spots.
>As you might guess, the Wendigo is usually held up on the man's genitals by his hands and genitalia, but if his penis goes down, or he releases his hands, and she's about to fall, those mysteriously shining chains are going to hold her up.
>As for what the husband looks like under that hood, they have fluffy white fur with the uncovered spots being dark, like a kind of abominable snowman, with creepy eyes and skull ornaments.
>Even if the girl's design is rather simple, like a cute beast girl, through things like clothing, ornaments and similarities in physique, the idea of a male and female of the same species can be conveyed fairly well.

>> No.38723189

>>38723157
>One ate a sun
What, did her husband tell her he liked spicy foods?

>> No.38723192
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38723192

>>38722893
>some random city slicker with her fancy Egyptian pyramids calling herself queen

>> No.38723193

>>38723157
How would a Shogson Sphere work? What would a Shogplanet even use all that energy for?

>> No.38723196
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>>38723111
You can get away with different looks in a single species in general. What do you dislike about the profile Automaton?

>> No.38723201

>>38723193
making more shogs

>> No.38723218

>>38723201
But that's what Shogplanet's husband is for?

>> No.38723230

>>38723196
The joints, the weird not-pussy they have, the gun, the colours, the limbs.

>> No.38723248
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38723248

>>38723157
I'd love to perform crazy mamano related experiments like this. Such as; how to convert a star into an Eldritch essence mass? Can you cast a massive shog like a net and eat an entire nebula? Could you build a massive shogdrive into your shogplanet and fling yourselves to a new galaxy to make a shoggalaxy?

So many interesting avenues of research to pursue.

>> No.38723259

>>38723218
It doesn't matter how much a normal shog and her husband fuck, she only has so much room for incubation. A whole planet, on the other hand, theirs enough room for not just multiple shogs, but entire continent-sized rooms dedicated to making more shogs. That poor, poor overworked mastah. Thank fuck for demonic energy.

>> No.38723274

>>38723182
The coat in the profile picture has a face and everything.
Where do they get the demon coat is the coat is not the husband.

>> No.38723284

>>38723259
You and your Shogwife would be in an eternal state of bliss at that point, perpetually merged together making babies. I hope you and your Shogwife's abilities scale with your size so you can multitask well enough to give proper care and attention to your millions of Shogbabies.

>> No.38723296

>>38723248
The galaxy needs more inquisisitive minds like yours. Please keep your experiments ethical, though.

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>>38723259
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NwyFbckEA

>> No.38723346
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>>38713237
This is gonna sound really dumb and shitposty but hear me out:
A parody of the most meme'd scene in Metal Gear Rising.
>Armstrong is a woman
>Her plan is to open the portals
>Instead of juicing up on nanomachines she just drops the anthropomorphosis spell and reveals her new monsterized self
>Her big speech is about how her mamono sisters will rid the world of pointless wars and suffering and how she's just using the corrupt government to put an end to corrupt goverments
>The climax (hah) is the part where she straddles Jack and literally pounds him into the metal floor, but this time it's not with her fists
>"Mamono mana, son. My nipples harden in response to male attention."
>"How the hell are you still single?" "Well, I don't write my own pickup lines"
I know the image isn't technically a monstergirl and for that I apologize

>> No.38723347
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>>38723230
>The joints
I don't see the problem, but maybe you can have her outfitted with synthetic skin to hide them.
>the weird not-pussy they have
Okay, it does look kinda weird.
>the gun
I'd be surprised if it's not detachable or retractable to prevent it from getting in way when it's not needed.
>the colours
Probably the easiest thing to change. If you can't find one, she can have a paintjob.
>the limbs
I see where you're coming from with the legs, it would be good to mod them with sexier legs.

>> No.38723360

>>38723284
I was more imagining mastah being a singular, normal sized resident of a shogworld. Billions of shogs a part of the same shogmind, all working together to make more shogs and please mastah. Cities of shogjelly and sectors of the world where new shogs seem to crawl out of the walls. Some being mere extensions of the first shog, others being sent of to find new mastahs.

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