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3867353 No.3867353 [Reply] [Original]

You find yourself a loving waifu. However one day a man approaches the two of you. He claims he has admired your waifu for some time now and is willing to pay the two of you 1 million USD for a night with your waifu.

The two of you discuss this over and your waifu says she’s willing to do it if you are not opposed to this deal. What do you do?

>> No.3867357

Murder the prostitute, mail her head to the john.

>> No.3867356

1 million isn't even enough to retire comfortably these days.

NO.

>> No.3867363

Can I watch?

>> No.3867364

>>3867353
Let her do it.

She's a slut anyway because she agreed to it, might as well get money out of it.

>> No.3867367

Since she expressed her willingness to sell herself off like a whore, take the million and leave her forever since she's now dead to you anyway.

>> No.3867374

This situation reminds me of a doujin I read once about a married couple who experimented with swinging. The guy didn't like it but the wife kept seeing the other partner. Sooner or later, she becomes addicted to so much sex, that she becomes a whore. And the guy breaks down into a state of destruction, as if his soul was torn from his body.
MY ANSWER - NO, and I would smack my bitch for even considering about willing to do it if I'm okay with it.

>> No.3867382

Are there doujinshi or manga where the guy smacks the shit out of his cheating wife/girlfriend?

>> No.3867419

Look on the bright side anon
>she's willing to give up 1 million dollars if you'll just say no

>> No.3867490

>>3867419

But

>your waifu says she’s willing to do it if you are not opposed to this deal.

Meaning she's willing, the only thing stopping her is you.

>> No.3867493

>>3867490
What if she would derive no pleasure from the act, but wants to do it solely to provide you with money?

>> No.3867501

I'm already a millionaire. I dump the slut and return to my business.

>> No.3867514

Kill him, steal his money.

>> No.3867516

>>3867364
>>3867367
>>3867490
It means that she loves you so much that if you want the money then she will reluctantly agree to it just so that she would be able to earn you money. She probably hates it but is willing to do it for you. She loves you that much.

So.. HELL NO. I'd probably want to beat the shit out of him for even daring to say that.

>> No.3867518

A faithful waifu is worth more than all the whores US$1M can buy.

No dice.

>> No.3867571

I'm assuming my waifu is too innocent to know this guy's intentions ("spend a night" can mean a few things besides sex), even if she tells somewhat perverted Ame-jokes.

Either way, no.

>> No.3867638

No deal.
Loving waifu>>>...(infinity)...>>>any amount of $

Also, side question:
What would you do if some girl wanted your dick for the same amount of money, but your waifu would be totally opposed to it?

>> No.3867648

>>3867638
If she opposes it, I won't agree to it either. Simple as that.

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