Monster Girl Thread

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>pet rabbit snuck into a spot they aren't allowed in and got stuck for untold length of time
>Instantly tried to get stuck again after being freed

Remember to keep a close eye on your wererabbit for her own good

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>>38653923
OwO wut's dis?

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>>38655127
I'm more distracted by the tanukis showing up at my door pestering for handouts. Or was it handjobs or something

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>>38655032

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So, how does one aquire dragon maids?

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>>38655147
God, I love the whitehorn's deceptively pure seduction.

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>>38655149
You gotta buy the right pack in master duel.

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>>38655147

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Have a Hungarian rabbit!

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>>38655161
Just feed her if she's Hungary!

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What’s the counter timing for an ochimusha’s judgment cut end, while she’s wooshing around cutting the air or afterwords when she slowly sheathes her blade?

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Reminder that vamps are better then you and you should happily offer yourself up to serve a vampire.

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>>38655173
But vampires don't have ranged units.
they only give me annoyed glances whenever I ask why they don't have skeletal archers.

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>>38655173
Dumb leech

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>>38655178
fuck off back to /vg/

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>>38655180
>Heck, I like ya! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

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>>38655119
Be aware of what?

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>>38655185
>Nyet

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>>38655192
>Damphire older sister keeps trying to get a threesome going with Anon and her imotou
She's pretty cool, even if she is stuck on rapiers.

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>>38655180
Petulant child

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>>38655173
Vampires are lame, they probably have 10-20 “daughters” which are just random women she turned into another vampire so she wouldn’t be lonely and will constantly bother you once you two are married constantly trying to ride your dick along with their “mom”

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>>38655119

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Post kitty cats

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Which eldritch monstergirl is the best for the eldritch terror from beyond the stars experience?

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because its possible to get a chromatic dragon waifu and her opposite, metallic dragon color in your harem doesn't mean you should.
Their rivalry will be intense and their daughters great friends with each other as you aren't going to make them rivals for no purposse.

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>>38655119
Why last thread died so early?

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>>38655217
infectious monsters are pretty neato. i like zombies, werewolves, ushis, parasite slimes and holstaurs.
i do still wonder if a wight can zombie a girl with a bite.

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>>38655282
I kind of wish there was properly viral zombies, so there could be actual zombie outbreaks.

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>>38655216
Vampires need to be taught a lesson in humility

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>>38655217
Nah they all get to go find their own servant, can’t have them hanging onto their “mom”

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>>38655275
>prim and proper silver dragon
>near feral wurm level smarts white dragon
>a buddy cop comedy for the ages

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>>38655287
dragonzombie miasma's pretty close although it's not super clear how large an area they can affect.

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>>38655292
Dhampires need to learn to respect their parents. Drink blood like any other self respecting vampire, they’ll be much happier that way.

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>>38655278
You know why.

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If Alps evolve and develop bodies that even produce envy in normal succs, does that mean that perfect pear shaped loli Alps from the Navverse are possible?

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>>38655319
Oh, i should have guessed the Vtumors were at it again

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>>38655317
dhampirs only drink 100% organic human milk in front of their moms and pretend to like it even though it's strictly worse than holstaur.

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>>38655216
I want to spank her ass.

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>>38655358
Why is her skirt transparent?

Why are marshmallow cats the best?

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>>38655437
>Why is her skirt transparent?
She is a slut

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>Reminder that vamps are better then you
So are wights, lilims and dragons.
I'd rather offer myself to them.

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>>38655437
They're the unnofficial mascots of this thread. Thanks, LN.

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>>38655486
THE HUMAN BOYS HAVE FIGURED IT OUT! SHUT IT DOWN!

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>>38655492
>The boyim know

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>>38655476
Please don't say such rude things about the rightful queen of the desert

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>>38655365
That’s very rude to be drinking that from her husband while at the dinner table. Could at least go off to another room, or act like she dropper her fork.

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It is your lucky day, this Ocelomeh warrior hunting for a husband hasn't noticed you yet, as she is just in the process of transforming as the effects of the human form potion are wearing down. You can still hide and run.

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>>38655149
Stealing one of course

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>>38655594
built for the BCC (Big Conquistador Cock)

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You have been spotted by Ocelomeh sisters taking a bath. Fortunately, they didnt brought their Macuahuitl with them. Fighting them off should be easy, right?

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>>38655623
I genuflect.

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Is it true you need to collect badges from Monster gym leaders before you can challenge the four heavenly knights?

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Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

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>>38655674
I need a rude Goblin for my low self-esteem.

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>>38655707
I think a demon would be better suited for you. Having a bombshell waif would make you the envy of the town

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>>38655623
Continue to the water for a drink.

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>>38655623
>>38655764
Monster girl bath water.

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>>38655767
Normally you'd have to pay for that sort of thing, but in the wild it's free!

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>>38655707
Forget my garlic sauce and you can forget your tip, chibi. Get lost. I'm ordering from Pizza Slut next time.

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On average who do you think would win in armwrestling between an Amazoness and an Ocelomeh?

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>>38655800
I think you should tell them you'll give the winner a kiss and watch them go at it for hours in a stalemate

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>>38655800
As much as I like Ocelomeh, an Amazon would probably be stronger.
Unless the Ocelomeh is built like this.

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>>38655707
Why are Goblins like this? And why do I like it?
Is it the whole 'small girls bullying you' thing?

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>>38655669
I wonder if there's some MGE analogue to Gachimuchi

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I want a nerdcubus gf so we can nerd out on things together

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>>38655216
>You must be the Belmont

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>>38655273
Kikimoras. The 'incident' happened in Kikislovakia, this is no coincidence.

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Anyone know any good /ss/ stories with monstergirls?

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>>38655921
>quest is about eldritch monster girls
>respond with Kikis
Goddamn you people inserting them into every discussion are the worst.

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>>38656036
Kiki Season!

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Dark Mage specialising in strength self-buffs!

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>>38656036
I feel that, even though I also like Kikis.

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>Had a weird MGE dream
>Standing on a small cobblestone bridge overlooking a serene brook outside of a peaceful village
>A beautiful hellhound walks towards me and says she wants us to get married
>I raise a staff and slam it into the ground and recite the Ancient Concord, the magical oaths that bind the demonic hordes from encroaching upon the human lands
>The hellhound laughs at my foolishness and approaches anyways, only to draw away hissing as she is repelled by the ancient oaths
>I proclaim that she is forever barred from the human lands and am declared Defender of the Realm
>Fox walks by and I call her over, we get hitched
>I use the barrier to keep most of them away so I can call over and cherry pick the ones I want for a harem and then fuck off, leaving the human village to fend for itself
The sequence of events was just really funny to me once I woke up.

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>>38655769
There's rivers full of it! Genius!

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>>38656036
they're like furries, for real.

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So there is the order spreading holy things and monsters spreading corruption. But I dont want either. I want to be involved something greater... memes. The one who controls memes controls everything after all.

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>>38655119
HEBI! HEBI!

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>>38656081
Ah, I see you have chosen... cat

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>>38655623
equip the cardboard box

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>>38656101
Nyare Nyare daze

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What are some underrated girls that you feel deserve love?

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what has been fun to learn about monstergirls over the years

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>there is a big halloween costume party and you are invited.
What do you dress up as?
hardmode: No belmonts as we already have a vampire problem

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ws6vMFF3c

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>>38656289
a belmont, to exacerbate the vampire problem

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>>38654356
>>38654365
is there any more to this? it feels unfinished, like there's more to the story

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post one (1) monster girl memri tv meme

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>>38656429
The Sabbath strike me as the kind of organization that would have those kinds of talk shows and produce those kinds of quotes.

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>>38656429
I remember the
>By Ilias, you people are dogs!
Don't think I have it saved

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>>38656429
>>38656448
>even though according to Sabbath law, Dormouse should be cumflated in all cases
Also captcha says RATWA, I don't know if that's a sign.

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>>38656494
>>38656429

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>>38656429
>what is the cure for such disorders? rape.

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>>38656506
Thank you

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>>38656506
I'm happy to see things like this again, makes me wonder if someone still has my shitty drawings saved.

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>>38656429
I made OC, because I hadn't seen any

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>>38656289
Nothing because I don’t go to parties especially not big ones.

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>>38656289
>spoiler
Fine I'll go as Van Helsing

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>>38656429
I thought I had one more but can't find it. Maybe on another device.
>>38656566
Mamono would pre pro no-fap. As they'd want horny men walking around with their balls full, desperate for another person provided release.

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Moth

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>>38656289
I dress up as Harry Du Bois. I use The Expression on some Satryos or Oni and then we get black-out wasted.

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>>38656650
Very good post

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>Children who will be dragoons in the future are brought up together with the Wyvern children who will become their mounts. As childhood friends, fiances, brother and sister, or master and servant, eventually love will blossom, they will become sweethearts and eventually marry. By nurturing this love for as long as possible, they gain a strong understanding of one another, creating the strongest dragon knight pairings.
Imagine being a future Dragoon/Dragon Knight who was born and raised alongside wyvern twins.
You'll have to marry both of your wyvern sisters when the time comes

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>>38657380
gonna reject the path laid out for me by others and run away

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>>38657380
>dragoon with wyvern twin mounts
>the hidden technique of jumping between them mid-flight
>double wife wing cocoon snuggles

I'm in.

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Like me some succ

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>>38657380

Wonder what it would be like to marry twin shirohebi's? Would they get jealous of each other?

What about twin spicy dogs? Would they fight each other to dominate you?

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>>38657434
>twin hellwans
>insert cartoonishly evil mustache twirl
>yes, good, the more you fight amongst yourselves, the stronger my position in the pack will become
>pretty soon, I will be ALPHA, muah ha ha ha ha!
>husband! Get over here and breed us already! We've made it a race to see who can get knocked up first!
>right away dears!

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>>38657434
>Twin Shirohebis
They would probably be fine with sharing a man, given that they're twins. But they would be extra extra cautious and wary with other potential rivals. You'd definitely be secure that's for sure
>Twin Heckwans
I think you have an accurate description of what it'd be like in most situations when married to twin Hellhounds. However, I'm sure that every once in a while they'll both team up to completely dominate and mind break you

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>>38656429

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>>38657433

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>>38657433
nothing wrong with the good old succ and fug

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>>38657622
Just you wait, soon he'll be walking them both down the street on leashes.

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>>38656566
Is it even possible to be a volcel in MGC? How long would an average guy up for a challenge last?

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>>38658703
i'd wager a month if he is out and about but 2 if he is neet hikikomori

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>>38658401
Reposting the upscaled image

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>>38658723
What about an inna woods hermit?

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>>38655304
A transformed dragon is about the size of an apartment building, so if she really tried I think she could cover an area the size of a football field.

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>>38658749
even worse, a week at most since the monsters out roaming the country are feral ravenous and bloodhounds for the scent of a man. YOU WILL BE FUCKED AND YOU WILL BE LOVED

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>>38658749
Gonna get nabbed pretty quick when a pack of werewolves catch his scent

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Sex with a Yeti in the lotus position so she can hug you while you have sex!

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>>38658865
>one paw wrapped around your back
>the other cradling your head in her bosom

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>>38658843
>>38658855
Damn, I gotta get a cabin.

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>>38658884
White horns view a single man alone in a cabin as an open invitation to let themselves in.

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>>38658703
You can always act like you are irredeemable lunatic tricking monsters.
Take a fizzy tab to your mouth to make it foam, paint yourself with red, dual wield swords (this signals you are beyond saving), scream REEE often also act like you are in the middle of a seizure. This is a sure way to signal that you are a psycho, and beyond saving.
It also helps if you come up with nonexisting god names and how you spill blood for the said nonexisting god, hence the red paint on you.
Don't forget to flail those swords wildly, mostly in public for maximum effect.

Don't worry, the order doesn't know about this tactic either.

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I love loli liches!

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>>38658915
Think I'm a little too far south for a whitehorn. That doesn't mean no, but I'd have to shave her regularly.

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>>38657433
Succs are FAT AND UGLY

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>>38655130
Looks like Bapho and Krampus, which are of the same "family" so to speak. Personally I like flat goat more, but to each their own.

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>>38657433
I like upgraded succs (demons are welcome too)

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The creepy doll looks at you from the shelf. Its eyes seem to follow your movement throughout the room.
>Tonight, you.
Did the doll say it, or your imagination?

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>>38655669
She must be a champion of the deadlift.

>>38655299
>FBI Open up! except its a white dragon in a SWAT vest.
>"We were sent to capture them, simply knocking on the door and arguing with them would have taken too long."

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>>38659122
Probably my imagination, although things got really weird when someone started putting extra stuffing in the Doll's chest.

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I know it'd be kind of boring but I wish there was more content of monstergirls being friends with each other.

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>>38659122
time to go to the psych ward and also stop abusing fairy dust

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>>38659076
>Krampus
It's just another of his OCs
https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1494116317158428680

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I wish something, anything would just monsterize already. Even just a simple common everyday household appliance will do.
I know it's heretical to be hoping for and thinking of such things in an Order state but I can't help myself.
Might have to flee to the demon realms sooner or later

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>>38659309
i got a friend that can smuggle you out for free, just need a place and what you like. He'll hit you up and leave where you want to be

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You have entered the lair spider queen.

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>>38659358
>the lair OF the spider queen

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>>38659358
Sweet! We're going to watch Police Story I & II

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>>38659335
Ok, I can arrange a meeting

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would you sell your soul to Druella for 100 billion dollars?

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>>38659358
She looks comfy

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>>38659468
Become her daki and see how comfy she can truly become.

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>>38659466
What's she gonna do with it? I need to know my soul is being put to good use!

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>>38659491
No sorry, I'm terrified of spiders

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>>38659512
Fear boners are also an expression of love.

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>>38659169
That would be nice

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>>38659076
i want a cuddly baphomet plushie.

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>>38659466
Sorry, gold only.

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>>38659512
Even a fluffy cuddly one?

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Grew up in MGC and I just realized that most of my classes in school were homemaking skills related?
I thought boys were supposed to grow up to become a big strong man who's the breadwinner and the one in charge of the house

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>>38659595
>needing a school to tell you how to be a man
ngmi

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>>38659530
No time for boners when I'm having a heart attack.

>>38659576
Even worse as the fluff makes them look bigger

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>>38659595
Then your mom is a human woman who didn't raise you right or a cheshire who trolled you for 18 years straight

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>>38659595
>going to school
can't relate, dropped out at 3rd grade and am now the one who controls the drug flow

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>>38659622
What about a small cuddly one? Sometimes fluffy.

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>>38659674
think I would have a heart attack if a spider that large jumped on my back

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>>38659698
>smol spider friend jumps on your back as for a laugh
>lizard brain triggers the most intense fight or flight response possible
>pass out from the stress

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wock!

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>>38659784
but it wasn't a wock
it was a wock lobster

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>>38659784

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>>38659628
My momster said that she tried to raise me like how a human parent would, so she was the one who taught me all those things.
Though now, she says that I've grown to become a fine young boy it might be the time to snatch me up? Don't really get what she means when she says stuff like that.
My mom is sorta silly at times.

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>>38659746
>slowly egain consciousness
>cute furryspooder is wrapped over Anon's sternum
>her legs around Anon's ribcage trying to use her tiny body to do chest compressions CPR
>Anon passes out again...

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>>38659873
this is fine

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>>38659873
>>38659884
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

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I want eagle harpy.

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I crave hellhound amazons to surrender my bloodline to

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>>38659916
Your bloodline was surrendered to foxes four centuries before you were even born, little boy.

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>>38659941
I'll take a fox too, as long as my children are fluffy

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>>38655549
More like queen of no dick. Manless neet needs a kingdom to compensate for being forever alone

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>>38659941
if only i had childhood friend shirohebi with attitude to save me from this terrible destiny

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>>38659076
Has vrchat gone too far?

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>>38659989
But I don't want to be princess carried!

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Life would have been better with Minotaur momster.

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>>38660018
i could be the guy that holds up round signs

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>>38660043
A ring boy? You'd have to dress all slutty.

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>>38660069
childbearing hips

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>>38659858
>she decides to give anon breathing cpr
>anon wakes up a second time
>sees venom filled fangs millimeters away from his face
>faints again

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>>38660072
i guess i could untuck my shirt

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>>38655119

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>>38660082
Childbearing hips on children

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>>38659746
>>38659858
>>38660103
poor arachnophobe anon, he tries his hardest for his friend but his primal survival brain is too strong

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>>38660217
The younger the girl more eggs she has left!
That's why loli liches are the best!

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>tfw no jumping spoder wife to tend the garden with

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>>38660234
its master of centimaid all over again...

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got any requests to draw, I am very willing to draw that damn fox again

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>>38660329
I ask that you draw her stalking some oblivious anon, like peeking out of a corner behind him

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>>38660329
HUGE FOX ASS ON MY FACE

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>>38660329
>>38660277
Please.

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>>38660367
how about a pole and she can't even hide behind it and what would be her thoughts as she looks at the anon?

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>>38660402
Maybe something like a thought bubble with all the mini-foxes she's about to conceive with him

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>>38660269
>young high class undead with all eggs left

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>>38660269
I think mamano generate new eggs the same way alps do so are fertile forever

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>>38660492
Well, except for...

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>>38660492
>mamano generate new eggs
My wife would never not be pregnant.

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>>38660500
i can fix that

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>>38660329
Draw a salamander and lizardman doin stuff

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>>38660329
mayor zombie trying to hug her bodyguard

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>>38660500

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>>38660605
i thought it was rock, not a frying pan

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>>38660605
Stop hitting the chorogon...

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>>38660492
>I think mamano generate new eggs
There's still a certain prestige in not having even lost any yet, don't you think?

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>>38660660
nah, i like my eggs.... like my wine, ancient

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>>38660329
a pharaoh getting mummifed

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Smug squirrel.

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>>38660659
ok

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>>38660660
big hips flat chest, very erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys wanna play some shogball?

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>>38660723
Splat

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>>38660689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOS00ttAblQ

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>>38660712
The most erotic thing there is.

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>>38660723
whats the rules?

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>>38660438
A mass of very small mofus with the same smug aura.

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You're just minding your own business when she gives you this look

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>>38660745
she gets a headpat for looking so cute

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>>38660739
First one to start speaking backwards in a language that's been dead for ten millennia is the loser

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>>38660745
Blowing on a leaf like some kind of hippie

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>>38660329
GAIZAH
I dunno...vidya? Working out? Stalking?

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I want my dogwife to absolutely tower over me

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>>38660782

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>>38660782
>>38660796
imagine a massive kobold picking you up from the human pound

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>>38660782
>>38660796
Imagine getting pinned down and snuggled and licked all over
And you can't escape Even if you wanted to

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>>38660782
>>38660796
So this is like when a real-life puppy grows up to be big but still wants to throw its weight around like a puppy

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Are you interested in marrying a young girl?

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>>38660873
No, I'm hag-only.

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>>38660873
no, i want hags but I can take this """"young""""" girl

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>>38660782
>>38660796
how does this dog grow so big so quickly?

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>>38657413
>Jumping between them
>He isn't gigachad enough to do pic related

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>>38660216
Hebi is CUTE
CUTE

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>>38660760
>Me? A hippie? Well I am rather hip anon!

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By the time they do they hand gesture thingy you realize it was unwise to trust her, next thing you know you’re her property
What a cruel fate

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>>38660884
was one of those big breeds of kobolds that grow up very quickly like redhead kobolds

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>>38660906
Oh, does she want to play the fox game?

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>>38660745
Worm

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>>38660882
Get rid of those quotation marks NOW

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>>38659784
Looks more like a leviathan to me.

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>>38660796
>several times your size
>still insists on you walking her on a leash
I mean this in a good way, but not sure how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660745
No, you cannot have my salad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660930
looking mighty """"YOUNG""""""" with that pudge there
>>38660938
>tfw no jabberwock momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660906
*my property

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660943
I'm more upset by the fact that she's not using a harness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660881
love mature succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655119

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660660
That pharaoh way too extremely smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660367
>>38660367
>>38660402
>>38660438
>>38660741
wip

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660809
That's even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661081
>the smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660873
>>38660930

There is something endearing about the whole hag acting young thing.
That said, I'd definitely take this hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660956
i would hope you're your own property, anon. if you weren't that'd be slavery, and thats bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660809
>>38660782
God, that scenario is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661113
At the very least it means a somewhat fun woman you can have cosplay sex with. Fat tits are also anime shorthand for hag, so there's also that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660809
She can teach you tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660809
>>38660782
>>38661236

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661292
But what kind, now that’s the question

[Anonymous No.]

Topping today’s film charts:
>“Man’s Best Friend”, the award winning film about a kobold in the ICU who falls in love with the nurse who healed her
>”Amorphous Life Form” - The shocking documentary that reveals all secrets about the biology of slimes
and not to forget
>”Catnip” - The side splitting stoner comedy about one particular Cheshire cat who time travelled to kill archduke ferdinand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661317
I’ll take a xlarge to go please

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661317
no, gimme this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661309
I shoulda fuckin' known a Cheshire was behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661359
Also an amazing coice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661309
Imma send in a pov vid of me doing a heist of the lifetime, the stealing and displaying of the lim’s most embarrassing panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661359
Huevos vacios, todos los dias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38656555
>>38661367
Oh my god someone has them still.
Christ its been so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661411
How long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661416
I don't even remember.
Must be atleast 6 years though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660873
>Are you interested in marrying a young girl?
Yes*

*girl must be actually young

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661438
>girl must be actually young
This kills the baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660873
Preferably one that isn’t breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661453
Momonika is a preteen isn’t she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661438
Now, Anon, "young" is such a relative term. I mean, what's a few centuries when you're immortal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661451
They're all good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661453
There are both in MGE. One described Sabbath is specifically noted to be actual lolis that have a magical amusement park and the onii-chan pretty much run everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655161
rabbit with checker ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661469
>>38661498
>baphos are almost all old hags
>m-muh momonika!
When this argument is tried in reality it's very easy to see through the attempted deflection.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

light hearted romance

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661453
Nah, I'm happy with my lolibaba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661658
heavy bodied romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661680
Where can I find more stuff of human girls getting monsterized?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661658
>>38661698
What's happening here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661752
It must be incredibly tedious to avoid knocking anything over with these maces swinging behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661766
i'd like the cherry merry one on the right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661680
is 'making you more honest' a weird translation thing or am i being retarded? probably the second option, but im just making sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661775
>maces

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655674
Your wish has been granted by vada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661822
I can't wait for my daughters to all have these and raze my apartment to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661807
I'm not sure about what the original word but it does seem to have been chosen by most translators so I'm wagering that it's a japanese saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661807
MGE corruption is based on awakening desires that were already there (but the person my not consciously acknowledge or openly accept) instead of changing who a person was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661784

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661487
That's true... any good girl will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661846
Remember that time the orphanage was full of horny little girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662010

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662010
Still objectively a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

Nooooo, not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662070
It was totally worth it to keep quiet in there for the entire commute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662010
Dont you remember being a horny kid anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662082
I remember girls chasing boys to give hugs and kisses with me being the only boy who let himself get caught on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662010
Another aspect is that the girl orphans proactively dated the boy orphans after they monsterized. My question is, what happened next? Did they just stay in the orphanage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662100
I remember getting ambushed into a locker and surprise kissed. Young girls are absolutely unabashedly aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662100
>How to know if your son is going to turn out to be a slut for monster pussy (#6 will surprise you!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662082
now, that i think about, i'd probably get abducted by a fat old hag pretty easy, i was pretty lonely aside from one friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661726
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/16786591/artworks?p=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661807
It's a pretty common line in hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662070
At least she saves on travel expenses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662284
i want to fug the chesh in the suitcase

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to be sold as a slave to a rich lonely hag and be doted upon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662284
Now your clothes smell like cat ass? Why would you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662313
I like cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662305
no, i do too. I want a rich lonely sugar mama so I can draw all the time I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655119

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662506
Asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

I want mommy,
I want milk,
I want to be held,
I want to be comforted

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to cross myself with this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662540

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662628
And you will find your loss, and you'll fear what you find, and whatever you do, you will regret it

[Anonymous No.]

So when boys are finally born from man/monster couples, are they going to work like how daughters work now? Daughters look almost entirely like the mother, except for a few subtle features from the father.

So when sons are born, are they going to look almost entirely like the father, except for a few subtle features from the mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662654
I don't think daughters look exactly like mother, I think they take all monstrous features from their mother and human features are 50/50 mix.
Same would go for boys, they take all strictly human features from dad, and rest is 50/50 mix, just like irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662679
>I don't think daughters look exactly like mother
They kinda do. Except for basic things like maybe hair and eye color, maybe height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662679
Wouldn't all the features be strictly human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662654
Sounds good to me, honestly I like the idea of sons having some of their mother's supernatural properties like the son of an Oni having a very high tolerance for alchahol or the son of a Yuki-Onna being very resistant to cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662704
strictly human = stuff mom doesn't have, like legs (for lamias), human earlobes or such
>>38662702
yeah that's the translation of what KC said, but I'm sure he wouldn't go in depth about bone structure of the face on a short Q&A
I don't want to pester him to elaborate, so I headcannoned that in. Pretty sure it's close to what he intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662702
I think that's just because KC doesn't draw men and rarely draws more than one girl.
Also it's anime so everyone mostly looks the same since facial features don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662628
I wonder what does a slime cat scan look like

[Anonymous No.]

When I was a child, my grandmother used to scare me with Kikimoras.
And now I bust my nut to Kikimoras.
Curious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662844
Grandma wanted you to save yourself for shog. You have failed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662866
Forgive me grandma, I've let my dick decide, and forevermore will our bloodline be tainted by the same monsters you feared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662866
His grandmother had shit taste, Anon is going to make their bloodline stronger, more productive, and significantly less maddening than Babushka wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662879
*babička

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662738
>I think that's just because KC doesn't draw men
He's drawn them a few times and used to draw monsterboys back on his pixiv but they weren't mge ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I can't wait until boys can be born from human and monster couples.
My fantasies of monster sister incest can finally be realized and fulfilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662911

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662844
the best way to get around a fear is to sexualise it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662911
I have the exact reverse fantasy. Just monster sisters and monster mom who provide me with platonic, but still mamono-like love.
>hellhound mom ensuring that my girlfriend won't even think of harming me
>shirohebi younger sister using some 1v1 time to remind my wife what will happen if she tries to monopolize me
>yeti mom demanding I spend at least half an hour cuddling her after coming home
>chesire sister teleporting my gf away when I toss her on my bed, using conviniently placed portal under the sheets
>holstaur mom and mino wife bonding over their shared experience of breastfeeding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662956
>that last one
Got a laugh out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

If hair colour is not a monster feature, can you breed the black hair out of heckhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662980
>does he still lick his lips after pulling off?
>yes, and he does an adorable little burp afterwards
>he still does? Kyaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655119

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662999
I don't see why not. If a blonde guy fucks a hellhound, they could have blonde children.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, whoever ordered the F@ C@, your order is ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663059
>inb4 Anon has sparkledog daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663082
splendind, Hobsworth - go bring her to my chambers

[Anonymous No.]

Lolimander wearing a backless thong while sparring while oblivious to how exposed she is!
Educating her with post-battle sex in front of a mirror without taking the bikini-armor bottom off so she can watch herself get slowly buttfucked by adult cock!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662716
That'd be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663125
How would she like being gifted a new scarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662010
Freud was right yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655119

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662284
I wanna be shoved in a OL monster girl’s mallet. But she is like too horny and before even taking the plane she opens and rapes me up.

[Anonymous No.]

Do anubises understand euphemisms or will my "Rock her casbah" pickup line go over her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661658
Has this couple gotten married yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663223
She will assume you're going to lay siege to her castle, which will result in a counterattack and rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663187
Gremshire Cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663187
sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663194
>mallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663223
It'll go better than trying to teach her to walk like an Egyptian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663082
Gonna snuggle and milk that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663289
I need a moon bunny wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663223
They do not do well with metaphors anon.
>get anubis wife
>distract her from schedule because that's a canon thing.
>but after she cries because it's night now and her day was ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663261
>Try shitty pickup line on anubis guard in the street
>Seemingly ignores you and goes about her business
>Later that night dozens of anubis guards surrounding your home demanding your surrender
>Brought before the pharaoh with charges of treason against you
>Since the snake pit is empty you are made into the royal anubis breeder

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663356
>snake pit is empty
Pathetic. What kind of 'Pharaoh' is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663354
>give anubis a copy of Factorio
>don't hear from her for an entire week
>start getting worried and go to her house
>she looks like she hasn't slept, eaten or washed since you last saw her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663363
Wow miss, you sure have a lot of buttered popcorn stored away!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this image, but the dog is massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663322
I want to, but I want to see her platform after she's corrupted. She does have a husband right? How can we expect a woman to be a good leader if she isn't invested in her own future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663370
It's not her fault her brother let out the apophises to overthrow her only for them to be much more interested in him and elope with him into the countryside

[Anonymous No.]

>>38661839
No, I'm sorry.

I don't want her to bully me for my small penis. Lolis wouldn't do that. They have small bodies, so they're built for small penises. A small penis to them is normal size for them.

[Anonymous No.]

A pack of Ghouls attacks you during the night!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663458
Easy, I just beat them in a kissing competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663427
So, palace guard anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663433
God. Imagine not just one but multiple grape snek wives. Would they try to overthrow the head wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663486
>You died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663490
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663512
¡ ¡

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663446
Your probably shit posting or you've never actually read the setting.
>It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more.
>This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interests due to personal appearance or physical performance.
>Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still-immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663446
Consider fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663490
I want to kiss Anubi paw beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663446

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663531
Anon you can have a small penis if you want to. KC won't take away your little pp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663573
I like to imagine beast man types struggling to understand why boys--actually humans in general--like the bean so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663589
phew

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663589
I honestly can't tell whether if the small penis guy is massively autistic or a falseflagger (and also massively autistic for doing it for years)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663589
Sorry anon, the lore says you have to have a pornstar dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663588
that's some good heft for a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663512
What does two spaced out exclamation points mean
Can someone fill me in on this thread culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663082
I owe F@ C@ money

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663651
look at the hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>38659122
I want you to meet... the Enforcer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663531
I don't like that. I wanna keep my small penis, and because of that, I need a loli. Small girl goes good with small penis.

>>38663572
They're cute, but they're too small for me.
I'd like to be able to cuddle my waifu. I can't do that with a fairy.

Also, I'd be worrying about her safety all the time. Being so small, there're so many new dangers that could rip her away from me forever: wild animals, falling objects, etc. And I'm a klutz too, so it'd probably be me that accidentally hurts her. Lolis I don't need to worry about as much. Baphos I don't need to worry about at all. They're super strong!

I also like the idea of an imp or rata waif, but that's only if I couldn't land a bapho waif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663654
I owe this F@ C@ kittens

[Anonymous No.]

trying to think some dramas/plots that could exist within the mge paradigm.

[Anonymous No.]

Sell me on Anubises. I love all the other dog girls, and don't dislike Anubis. I just don't see the appeal beyond the autism and Egyptian theme, the latter of which I've never been a big fan of. Anything else that sets them apart from the other dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663588
Imagine Swarm of fairies as a Harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663671
>Anon I don't care how much of a classic it is, we are not naming our daughter Spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663427
God damn why do i find dry humping so arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663691
They're for dog lovers that also want a degree of composure. They won't slobber on your face with kisses like kobolds, dogpile you like werewolves, or be hellhounds like hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663691
They have some of the biggest paws and feet paws.
>beyond the autism
It's very relatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663691
Anubi aren't autistic. That's just a shitty thread-canon.

They're supposed to fill the upper-class, domineering wife role, but not in a wild way like hellhound or werewolf, since they're civilized. Of course, she's got the Ancient Egyptian theme to her. And while not the only ones, they also fit the "don't succumb to their true desires" trope but will cut loose and do nothing but sex if you manage to surprise them with dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663746
>They won't slobber on your face with kisses
Unless they're graped. Then they likely will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663691
As >>38663746 said, they're alot calmer and more managable than the alternatives, but still susceptible to the best part of beast monster girls

being in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663718
>I want my name to be Spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663762
stop shaming us, neurotypical scum

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663746
>calm and composed
>>38663762
>not wild
>>38663778
>more manageable
Ah, I think I'm getting why I'm not big on them. I like the excitement of at least trying to tame the other girls, but Anubis is pretty much already tame. Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663762
I dunno, the profile makes it sound like they're on the spectrum. If anything's threadcanon it's just the degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663828
see it like this, you don't tame them, they tame you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663828
>Anubis is pretty much already tame.
Maybe not tame, but domesticated with the caveat that she's trying to tame you because she's in charge. Wait, shit, they're actually the perfect pick for that guy that wanted a waifu he had to struggle to manage.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a waifu who's afraid of going outside and likes to stay in and hide from people with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663621
>want to try normal sex with fairy wife
>luckily there's a simple spell to temporarily grow a fairy to human size
>she quickly shoots up to your own height
>and then keeps going
>now that you think about it, she already was massive by fairy standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663849
No, it's more like they're tame to the point they've become varying degrees of stuck up, so you have to corrupt them a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663886
Anon's nuclear bunker dwelling wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663886
Fluff snek. Just go for a walk near a pond with a case of Foster's in one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663891
Need 2 meter tall fairies. Evil onces, preferably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663909
The one from Milking Farm. I want that one. Just taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663909
You want to help a tall titania with her eeeevil plan to end recess five minutes early?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663895
but i like them just the way they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663929
No, I want her to corrupt me after finding me lost in a forest which I don't remember entering and feel like I've been there for both minutes and weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663955
Huh, this sounds like a job for a Wonderland monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat demon ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663965
Wonderland dark fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663968
So Sweaty.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663918
I wanna be milked dry by just about everything Tacchon draws

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663968
mmmm, fresh meat

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to finish the undead slum story around 5k words as today, then I got retarded and possibly too attached to it and now I can't finish and it'll be 10k+.
Tasukete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664062
Eh, more content. It'll be well worth the wait I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664051
No, Anon, you are the fresh meats. And then Anon was a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664076
Anon please, you act like I didn't down three virility potions before entering her lair.
She's coming out cumflated and pregnant no matter if she's on top or I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664062
Buddy, I know all about literary diarrhea.
>"Work" on piece for like a year
>Decide to cut some sandworm fluff I REALLY wanted to nerd out about at the end that wasn't strictly necessary
>Finish
>Decide to add some stuff near the beginning that would flesh out the story
>Three months later...

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls are really all about family

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There's a moose on the loose!

[Anonymous No.]

If you did marry an anubis could you really get over your wifes simping for pharaohs?
And you better forget about going to live on a homestead. You get all the comforts and responsibilties of petty nobility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664123
They are our unrealized and unattainable dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664123
Wish they werent. I want comfy, not more responsibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>Mamano v mamano combat exists to fulfill both the need for martial girls to find strong husband and those monster girls that want warrior/knight husbandos.
>Its now over things like Dom V Sub
>Flat v Fat (chest)
>Monogamy v Harem
>its not over territory but idiology...or fighting or the sake of the fight.
>Girls will fight to the last orgasm.
Truly a horrible fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664194
I could handle the pharaoh simping as long as she's actually worthy of the Anubis slobbering all over her feet and I could probably learn to navigate the nobility bullshit so long as there aren't too many expectations of me. The biggest hurdle would be the hyper INTJ dog I'd be married to more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like out of nowhere I got a thing for OL monsters interviewing you for a job
And they like increase the mana density of the room purpisefully making (You) horny and bothered
And you are trying to hide it and some of them giggle while the others keep a serious façade and keep increasing the mana density
And the “serious” one gets impatient and tells you to stand up. And you try to refuse and she gives you an angry look and you obey but try to cover your dick but at your own touch everything is sensitive and you cum buckets there until you pass out hearing some giggles and mockery for you cumming in a job interview like that
But you wake up in the boss (serious one)’s bed with some snacks by the side and a letter saying you passed the job interview in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664070
>>38664100
Yeah and there is zero proofreading so far in it lmao.
fuck
Still, I'll try to ship it this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664123
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664224
You never really grow up until you have children. Responsibility isn't a bad thing, even if it's scary. When you hold your child in your arms for the first time, when you look into the eyes that you helped bring into this world, it's a very humbling and at the same time a very empowering feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664307
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664335
my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664297
If you don't do your best then ganbatte fairy will be very angry and may possibly molest you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664381
I want to see Ganbare Fairy next to Gaman Fairy at a party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664307
>people here who have children
>portals haven't opened yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664307
While possibly true, I still don't want kids. Don't want my wife to have to go through pregnancy for 9 months, don't want to have to clean up after them for fuck-knows how long, don't want to have to worry about their safety. I just feel like me having children is a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the idea of having to have kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664458
>I just feel like me having children is a terrible idea.
Don't worry, your future monster wife knows you'll be a good father even if you doubt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664458
Nothing in life worth doing is easy. Women have been going through pregnancy since before we were even human, they can handle it. If you think you'd be a terrible parent that's a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664458
>Don't want my wife to have to go through pregnancy for 9 months
thats what she exists for

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664529
What's the appropriate punishment for condom sabotage?

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>>38664620
Forcible impregnation, duh

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>>38664611
no one exists for anything, especially not to be a fucking baby oven

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>>38664630
Thats clearly what they want. A more appropriate punishment is only oral sex for a week.

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>>38664631
being a baby oven is exactly what monstergirls exist for

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>>38664644
I thought they existed to be our closest companions and confidants?

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>>38664651
mainly baby ovens
but that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660796
Where’s that pic of the dog girl trying to go for walkies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664651
>>38664662
They can also be your source of calcium

[Anonymous No.]

Teacher are no longer allowed to give their students "hands-on practice" when it comes to sex ed in MGC anymore. Too many teacher ending up pregnant and having to take time off apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664689
*and protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664719
I think you are their source of protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664736
Oh god, it's true monsters really do eat people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664736
You are sources for eachother since there is no conservation of energy in mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38663059
>Hellhound with blonde highlights
Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664754
Hakutaku-san does not appreciate this violation of these laws of physics because she does not have a husband to violate them with

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664794
You can't break the laws of physics, you can only misunderstand them. This means it's time for SCIENCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664754
fuck zero point fusion, just put a manticore and her husband in a box and we can power a fucking ring world

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38664620
Only sex in holes where she can't get pregnant for the next week. Stick a magic rotor on her clit for extra punishment.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38664869
Why? Is it so you don't overheat?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38664182
Imagine waking up on a Saturday morning to see two strong Moose Girls locking horns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26ug8MGYlY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664869
Ah, yes, it quite resembles the roof of the grand capitol building. I didn't expect to find another lover of the arts here.

[Anonymous No.]

Jaffa, Kree!

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>>38664998
Speak AMERICAN goddamit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665066
I will speak the proper language for making a stargate reference

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Snakes are cringe, and you can’t prove me wrong

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>>38663722
>God damn why do i find dry humping so arousing.
Because you are a slut who gets off to the thought of your dogwife suddenly jumping on you, aggressively dry humping your legs/crotch area while licking and slobbering all over your face and subsequently raping you on the spot with the explicit purpose of having a happy litter of many puppy daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665182
This squid is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Do sea monsters find it offensive if I eat sea creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665205
You're cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665231
What do you think they eat anon? Besides your cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665242
I just don't want to commit a taboo by eating squid in front of a big squid monster or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665231
Do you find it offensive when people eat land animals?

[Anonymous No.]

I love white girls.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38665259
You know what, I do now. I'm going to write an angry letter about it to the Mayor

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665277
I also love white girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665206
I mean, yes, but on the flip side the idea of a girl so horny she can't control herself is also pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665285
Wurmie please don't be offended but I think I'll just represent myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665309
maam please put your bazongers away

what will your husband think

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38665319
don't worry, she and her sisters always win their cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665330
Who do you think made her do it

[Anonymous No.]

Sux 2 succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665517
Suck 2 succs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665309
>>38665356
Stupid sexy seaport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665545
What do I suck? Their tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665556
She's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665558
Suck whatever you want, anon. They're your succs.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38664979
those are some premium fox milkers

[Anonymous No.]

Whats small monster girls could work well in a harem of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665780
Harem of dormice.

Imagine the super comfy cuddlefest

[Anonymous No.]

one with the creepy eyes

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of my wife
I want her to multiply

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665845

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664224
Fantasy responsibility is comfy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665657
miss healer hebi is always so nice and sweet

[Anonymous No.]

i dont understand the baby craziness, i just want fuck sexy lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665909
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665909
>>38665923
you WILL raise a family anon
you WILL take responsibility
you WILL be a good father to your children
and you WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665872
How is the noobus playing with those beans?

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinking about monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665909
Do you understand snek craziness?
I just wanna fuck all the sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665909
I don't know if you've noticed anon, but most animals on this planet want to reproduce. We're just really honest about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665953
>>38665909
Yeah anon what's wrong with kids? You don't have to have them right away but you might later.

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>>38655119

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>>38665959
as long as I'm free to never have kids then i am open to having them as a possibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665930
why do i have to
explain the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665909
The ultimate proof that you fucked that sexy lady is a daughter anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665993
why do you need proof, surely just doing it is enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666004
Bragging rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666009
but i dont want bragging rights i want to fuck a hot monster girl

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>>38665989
It's not about appeal, it's instinct. The meaning of life is the struggle, to keep going, to reproduce, to carry on your genes, your legacy, and that of all who came before you. That is real immortality, to continue living through your descendants, as your ancestors are living through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666027
Life has no meaning, and embracing your instincts doesn't change that. Legacy is a pointless pursuit, especially when you could just live a happy 500-odd years with your monster wife, exploring the world.

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>>38666027
fuck the meaning of life i want to find my own purpose(With monster girls)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666035
Of course life has meaning. As I said, it's the struggle. It's the one thing all living things have in common. Consume enough nutrients to be able to reproduce/divide. If you want to waste your life on purposeless pleasure seeking I'm not going to stand in your way. I feel an obligation to keep struggling and to reproduce. My ancestors did it for me, I should be able to do it for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666092
Thats not a meaning, thats just biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666035
>>38666106
woah crazy edgy nihilism so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665909
Could you really claim to love a girl if you don't want to make more of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666106
We're talking about the meaning of LIFE here, biology is going to play a part in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666115
yes but a common thing is nothing to do with meaning, it just is. all im trying to say is i see no reason to want or have children besides necessity

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666113
not thinking life has a meaning isnt edgy, its just an opinion. sorry i dont follow your beliefs.

[Anonymous No.]

man i completely derailed this thread, sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666106
>>38666035

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666141
Maybe you could make it up to us by not derailing any more from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666158
thats the plan

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>>38666121
>>38666129
Why are you still alive, anon? If life has no meaning then why bother prolonging it? Surely you'd save yourself the suffering in the long run. What's keeping you going? The hope that the portals will open one day and you'll be with your waifu? Then what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666129
The belief that life has no meaning is part of the definition of nihilism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666165
not him but, i dont think life needs a meaning i, i dont need some greater purpose i jus get by on little spurts of happiness that im able to get a hold of from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662999
>jade-eyed hellhounds
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666183
basically my point
>>38666182
and theres nothing wrong with nihlism. nihlism doesnt mean edgy depressiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666189
>Jade eyed, white furred hellhounds with black highlights from their mother's side
imagine

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>>38666183
Sad way to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666182
yeah but there be more than just nihilism that exists along similar lines, like Absurdism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666202
I feel happy enough, just living off the fantasies of a better world, like mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666202
>>38666214
Very sad way to live. Basically just living for yourself, your own happiness. Well, I hope you find meaning beyond yourself. Life is much more rewarding that way.

[Anonymous No.]

mmm... electtizity weezahl

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou nee-san will patiently listen as you vent your frustrations to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I mostly go on living in case the portals open. Plan B is draw pregnant cait sith.

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>>38665909
>i dont understand the baby craziness

If you don't understand why an organism might have an intense need to create children, then you might wanna step away from the computer and do a little thinking for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

If your girl isn't fluffy I don't know what to tell you. At worst, maybe you can have a dragon with fluffy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666288
floof is for fags, scales forever

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebi turning a serial womanizer into a devoted and loyal husband who can only think about his wife's pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666298
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

I like the open mouth pics because I imagine my dick resting on her tongue while my cum shoots out, hitting the roof of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu respond to headpats? Or are (You) the one getting headpats in the relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666359
>Anon does this to his wife
>She swallows it all, giggles, then says "Thanks for the meal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666346
flame torture is one hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666358
griffon handjobs. And don't tell her no, she's too proud to accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666346
For the last time looking the cashier in the eye is not womanizing. Stupid crazy overgrown worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666419
Engage in mutual headpatting.
Also, she responds with her usual, very wide smile.

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>>38666346
I swear Chuck Jones has created a whole generation of smug

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38666545
You just want an excuse to talk to officer D. Elf and I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666545
VULVA

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>>38666545
if you're going to post something against the board's rules, you could at least post something that isn't total dogshit. this looks hidieous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666586
Is it cool to post monster girl stuff I draw or only japanese stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666545
Good draw but wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

Gib tits bapho. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38655119

[Anonymous No.]

Relax and mmmm sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>38660660
Like >>38660674, give me old smug elven eggs that last forever and just sit there tauntingly until you fill them with cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666683
Sleep sheep are the best waifu, there's nothing more intimate than sleeping with someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666683
>>38666710
I love my sheep waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38662764
>Tell slime-chan she has to go for a cat scan
>"But I'm not a cat"
>No it's to see inside you
>"There are no cats inside me"

[Anonymous No.]

>Geee, Anon, you didn't get anything on Valentine? That's terrible.
>I just so happen to have this chocolate, you can have it.
>Wanna come over to my house for a little "cheering up"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666698
>Elf hag feels taunted by the eggs sitting in her womb that have been begging her for 600 years to be turned into a pair of triplets

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>>38664458
Tens of thousands of years as a species where "ancestry" is a concept all for you to go 'nah', lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666660
I was hoping for something more...

More

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666419
>Smiling
>Ear fin wiggling
>Hugging my other arm which conveniently means squishing her breasts against me and holding my fingers near her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666774
No him, but isn't it 60% of the male population and 90% of the female population actually got to reproduce or at least see their offspring hit adulthood? If I found the right woman or the portals open then great, but until that day I'm not just going to throw myself at the first pussy I get a chance at.

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>>38666746
>Elves boast about their fertility, having 3000 year old eggs that are still fertile
>Have to just sit there and smile with the occasional praise
>Never bring up the fact that they have eggs that are 3000 years old because they were never impregnated
>That's how you get a room full of crying, millennia old elves
>And the only way to make it up to them is the impregnate them all
The life of the humie exchange butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666774
My bloodline ends with me.

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>>38666640
M A R U N E

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>>38666791
Kinda irrelevant, every one alive today is alive because of their parents. Hey, I'm not here to convince you to continue your genetic heritage. It doesn't bother me if your legacy dies with you.

Personally in my ideal world we'd have a pregnancy a century and always aim for twins or more, but less is good too, more child to pamper.

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>>38666778
what a beautiful rapist-er i mean rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666828
Rabpist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666802
Anon please, this looks like a shortstack gote, not an oppai loli.
A very clear difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666895
Some lolis are drawn with such wide hips and thick thighs that a pair of large knockers is really all that's separating them from a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls do know that humans have rights, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666774
lmao who cares what our ancestors thought
those fuckers are dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666918
Define 'rights'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666895
Look, the peomt was for a titty bapho. Marune delivers both requirements. If you ganna get all picky we can go stretch her out for you.

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>>38666907
Perhaps but just remember.
Look at her face and expression in such a situation.
If she seems like she'd say 'ara ara', she's a shortstack.
If she'd say oniichan, she's an oppai loli

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>>38666918
Rights to stay in the kitchen? Well of course they do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666927
Me, because I'm a good descendant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666939
What if she says "Ara ara, onii-chan~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666918
You have the right to be wed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666937
There are very clear categorical differences.
You have to make sure you get it right

>>38666956
You've clearly stepped into some eldirch oppai that eros can't save you from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666981
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666988
marry ushis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666988
I imagine shoving tough monsters in frilly wedding dresses every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666660
isn't this the one where they reveal he was on acid and literally just fucked his normal non-monstergirl rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666992
No, marry dragons

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, shortstack wyverns.
Why are they so small but big?
Why has such a species continued to proliferate?
All these answers and more will be answered on sub-species and you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667002
Imagine paying a fuckton of dosh for a nice wedding dress for your girl and this is what you see walking down the aisle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667013
Instructions unclear, married snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666939
What if she says "sup, bro?" or "hi, www!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667013
I really like girls with slitted pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667011
You're thinking of another story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667109
Are collars with bells on them kot fashion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667153
It's our way of nerfing cat stealth. You'd get easily ambushed by one if you couldn't hear her coming

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY JUB JUB WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667178
She sure likes bows

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667181
of course!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38667196
It's one of those sword-eared Elves from the game with space goats!

[Anonymous No.]

you are invited to join the sabbath party.

[Anonymous No.]

Something about this nun is strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667109
I really like girls with glowing eyes, and sharp teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667178
She looks cold, you should warm her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667292
what are they doing to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667216
Sword ears are literally perfect. They're not knife ears - every girl has knife ears, even succubi. They're not as impractical and ridiculous as spear ears.

Hence, sword ears. With a side of knife brows. It's like a master chef's garnishing. Bless whoever was the character designer as Blizzard, I can only assume he's long dead, and rolling forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667295
somwthing oddly... inorganic
>>38667292
why i got like a 4 hand forehead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667295
Anon relax, it's just a store mannequin.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't volunteer to get on stage with a monster magician. They know one "trick" and they aren't even that clever about doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667330
they're cuddling you!!!

>>38667345
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667356
But I wanna be part of the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665205
Speed it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38665517
I never actually realized this was hand holding, I thought it was arm wrestling.
Buff succubus line up for the arm wrestling booth

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667376
>willingly letting a wererabbit handcuff and blindfold you
Don't do it anon

[Anonymous No.]

bapho-chan told me that all men need to be lolicons because loli pussy juice improves penis health

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667466
I think you're being scammed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667438
Anon, it would be rude not to join in the magic show. What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667473
my penis grew an extra 5 inches after screwing my daughter stupid every evening for the past year

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667486
you get publicly raped and spend the rest of your days as a stage boy

[Anonymous No.]

You think monstergirls would ever be confused by the term "motherfucker". Would a confused Zipangu monster think it's a compliment and call her husband that without knowing it's an insult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667511
That seems entirely unlikely and it seems like you just have something against magic tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667511
Eh, sounds like one of those MGQ endings, can't I just get a job as her sexy male assistant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38666981
>be tourist
>get pulled over
>cops put the cuffs on you
>say you want to exercise your rights
>the cop blushes and tells you to wait until you're back at the station
>spends all night making sure you know your rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667555
In my country you have the right to remain silent.

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not trifle and mess around with the elven race. They already have a tricky time reproducing more of their numbers. They don't need any complicated corruption bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667525
This is why you cant say "fuck you" and "suck my dick" either. I think with "motherfucker" you trigger their maternal insticts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667591
Dumb Succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667596
Hey no problem.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make a lot of dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Being mind broken by your wife then her posting a video of it online!
Confessing in it how amazing she is and how you don't need anyone else!
Letting everyone know whom you belong to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667597
>bite me
>"Don't mind if I do"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667596
Ha! What a hag, 2000 years old and only has a year old baby, atleast she got laid unlike other elves who's eggs are older than she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667606
that whole house smells like burning dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667597
Never tell a monster to make you when she tells you to shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667607
I dunno, I preferred that whole thing where some country-singing Minotaur starts singing songs about how she "rode Anon hard and put him away wet", bragging to the world how much of a slut Anon is, how he moaned and begged her to keep the cowboy hat on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667611
God I wish I was there

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667629
That was my plan all along though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667639
Poor anon is going to get laughed at in public and not know why

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667639
>>38667668
>Anon barges into Country Mino's ranch.
>Demands that she stops singing about how she "Took him in the back of the barn and turned that young farmhand into a man."
>She leans on a fence shirtless, tips her hat and flexes her strong, lasso-throwin' arms.
>Anon leaves a few hours later, country Mino has another song.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you degenerates still think corruption is so hot and sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667688
Proof that bigger is always better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667716
I personally don't find that sexy but I know someone here definitely does

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667700
Clearly, the solution is for anon to make his own hit song contradicting hers saying she's actually super meek in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hahahaha! You thought Im just a regular human woman? You thought wrong, Inquisitor!"

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, if elf hags can have 3000 year old eggs that are still fertile, does that mean they stack every time she ovu-

Oh

Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the tengu
Why are they smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667767
prides one of their main attributes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667767
They are birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667767
They think they're smart, but they wear silly hats and if you point that out they lose their composure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667551
If your pupils turn into hearts then legally it's not rape so it all kind of depends on your own willingness to submit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667767
>>38667800
I WANT THAT HAT

[Anonymous No.]

>"Haha! I bet we can easily defeat that Old Dragon Lady-"

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy monster girl date ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667916
Laser tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667916
greenworm at the botanical gardens

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667916
>"hey buddy, wanna do some evil?"
>but, I thought we would have a nice dinner and chat?
>"shut up and accept the bite"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667916
drink and forget where you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667974
Why would I want to forget that I'm at a cute girl's side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667916
Barbecue with my Hellhound wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667954
Miss Nuki needs to get some more sleep and stop staying up all night trading stocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667982
cause you can't believe it
keep drinking as she drags you into her den

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667954
tanukis are only good for impregnating
prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that when a salamander tells you she wants a dirk pic, that's not a typo. Take away your cock and take pics of your dirk.
Though she will still take that pick pic as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38664635
What if they spit it in a cup and inseminate themselves that way like with what happened with a real life dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668138
>pick pic
Who the fuck has a war pick these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668191
Men of culture.
This is why you don't get any salamander pussy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668198
I thought it was the mana marker. You're telling me I could have just not gotten pussy for free this whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668191
I prefer the longbow because it makes those haughty centaur knights seethe when I talk about Agincourt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668204
Victory was mine
Carried again by my English longbows

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668204
>smug elven noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668211
>Victory was mine
>Carried again by my English longbows
I hid behind walls and spammed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668204
Will they call me weak if I use a crossbow instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668230
No, Crossbows make knights even angrier due to them being able to get through some of their fancy armor. Use whatever you need to beat those smug nobles and claim them as a war trophy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668204
>horse knight waifu brags about how noble and brave she is
>mention the longbow
>she banishes you to the couch
dang it bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>38667954
I like Dankuki and everything, but their strategy for ensnaring a man is one of the only things that would genuinely drive me to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38668249
>Salamander shows up in full plate armor
>Declare she's unbeatable and that anon can never get though her armor if he can even hit her since her parrying skills are unmatched
>Anon pulls out a 200 pound weight cross bow with a demon silver tipped arrow
>She start sputtering out something about this being cheating, dishonorable or whatever
>Anon still wins
>The demon watching all of this go down is still wondering why the fuck he's not just using a gun
>Salamander later goes on 4mon to complain and seeth about crossbows

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>>38668367
Except manders can anime deflect in real life.

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>>38668367
>when anon accidentally loads the wrong bolt that isn't demonic silver and ends up killing the salamander

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>>38667767
Because they know they can just steal men from villages if they ever want the sex

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>>38668472
Well, now you got an undead salamander wife.

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>>38668481
>All the physical prowess of a Salamander
>All the spirit powers of a Wight
Too OP nerf pls.

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>>38668493
>anon sends a letter to the demon lord to nerf wight sally
>she responds with a "get good"

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>>38668493
>>38668517
But that's a wisp

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>>38668517
>"Wind sowed, whirlwind reaped, not my problem"

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>>38668481
AKA: a failed warrior salamander.

She'll forever be filled with shame and despair that she was killed in an instant, and she'll always view you with hatred and distain for taking her out in such a cheap way. You don't get to just kill a monster girl and then keep her as your wife forever. Not cool.

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>>38668249
>>38668367
>>38668230
hate to break it to you, but crossbows are garbo, you need upwards of 1000lbs draw weight for a crossbow to even DENT steel plate, and even that is on par with 200lb longbow, thats why handguns basically replaced the crossbow, stronger, simpler, and they load faster

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The secret to defeating a salamander isn't in battle of strength and weapons. It's using your smarts.

Here's how you defeat a salamander.

Approach one as a friendly. Don't accept any proposal to battle, but don't dismiss her right away. Rather, distract her with a simple question or two, such as asking for directions. Then when she turns away and points in the direction you need to go, you go in for the kill. Molest her lizard ears. 100% guaranteed win. She'll be like a deer in headlights. She won't know how to react, but it feels super good to her. Those soft, human hands caressing her ears in a way that her big, rough, lizard hands cannot. She'll melt in your arms. This is your moment. Plunge your "sword" into her "sheath". They barely wear clothes, so this shouldn't be difficult. At this point, she's all yours. She'll be yours forever. Just try to make that first time enjoyable for her.

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Does it could if I use magic against a Sally?

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>>38668644
As long as it allows you to force your dick into her pussy, it's fair game. Though obtaining her by not physically fighting will cause her to thing less of you for a time since you didn't do it the right way. That negative opinion will fade away through the daily dickings. And she'll come to love you just as much as if you'd gotten her any other way.

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>>38668644
Yes, she'd love to rape herself a mage husband so her children could be hybrid magic swordsmen class. She has trouble with fliers and range units as of now.

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>>38668644
just bop her on the head

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>>38667525

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>>38668675
>Salamander with a VERY Preg belly boasting about what strong children you're going

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>>38668854
*to have

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>>38666660
>give me back my rabbit harlot

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Real dues are held with childrens card games

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Putting brats in their place through night dueling!

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>>38668354
What would a tanuki do when her dating strategy makes anon go into suicide territory?

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>>38667292
>dat head
Well something ought to grow around there. Sabbath brats' chests certainly don't.

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>>38662844
MGE kikimora is closer to a domovoy, but female and with bird legs.

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>>38666260
Not trying to procreate and raise a family =/= living for yourself. Don't sit here and try to tell me that celibate men and women haven't positively contributed to society.

If you really want to take this utlitarian approach about legacy and what we leave behind to better those that follow, then there are a lot of people who the world no favors at all by havings kids. You're spouting complete nonsense.

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>>38668550
Thank you anon for being here as the fantasy police. I'm so glad you apprehended this man for thinking things that some one else might find uncomfortable. Please, continue posting.

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>>38669362
>Don't sit here and try to tell me that celibate men and women haven't positively contributed to society.
Their contributions would have been greater had they managed to pass on their genes

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>>38669414
There's no basis to that statement. Said kids could grow up to become rapists, murderers, drug addicts, etc. Passing on your genes doesn't inherently benefit anyone or anything.

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>>38667525
Im pretty sure worried young Inaris and smug older FoxHags both know what the word "motherfucker" means...

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>>38669176
Wut du?
>hire a Necromancer
>try to haggle them down on their fee

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>>38669439
>Said kids could grow up to become rapists, murderers, drug addicts, etc.
Not if you raise them right. It's getting tougher in today's society, but it's not impossible. Be there for them and set a good example, and your kids will grow up to be good people too.

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>>38669439
>Your child could grow up to be an extreme minority of the population
Oh no, a 2% chance something bad will happen

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Meanwhile, in the hidden garden...

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Unless the portals open and I get myself a mamono wife. I won't be having kids.