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38649475 No.38649475 [Reply] [Original]

Please bully your favorite hags in here

Silly Yukari, you aren't flexible enough for that anymore! Your back will go out! How can you hope to get a man like this?

>> No.38650628

>>38649475
I hope her beloved country explodes

>> No.38651114

>>38649475
I want to spank Yukari's butt and then scold her like she's a child!

>> No.38651387

>>38649475
But I really like Yukari, I don't want to bully her

>> No.38651576
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38651576

Reminder that Yukari is the only chance of ever entering Gensokyo.
>>38649475
>>38651114
It's already over for you, now you will never enter Gensokyo.

>> No.38652314

>>38651576
>now you will never enter Gensokyo.
Good? Anons keep assuming that they'll be among the lucky few who aren't swiftly gored by a youkai after being spirited away, kinda like movie buffs assuming that if a zombie apocalypse happens they won't be among the billions of people that die in the first week.

>> No.38652329

>>38651576
what if she likes it, anon?

>> No.38652576

>>38652314
>swiftly gored by a youkai after being spirited away
That's not going to happen if Yukari drops you off at the village.

>> No.38652584

>>38651576
You could also just become a youkai and enter that way. The only time I can see a human getting into it is when yukari is abducting some as a snack for some of the residents. If you find yourself there 9/10 times you will die a horrible death very soon.

>> No.38653692

>>38649475
Does becoming Yukari's personal trainer and pushing her to become the best herself she can be count as bullying?
I don't so, but the idea of her following my commands while sweating and panting is giving me an erection.

>> No.38654029

>>38649475
Does impregnating and marrying hags count as bullying?

>> No.38654052

>>38654029
Who would ever want to marry an old lady though?

>> No.38654101

>>38654052
There are many young and desperate anons who'd be more than happy to marry a woman 100 times older than him.

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>>38654029
>impregnating hags
Hah, that's a good one

>> No.38654288
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38654288

Unflexible Yukarin

>> No.38655702
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38655702

Wake up hag!

>> No.38660604

>>38654101
That's really weird, don't they realize how taboo and strange it is? Marry people your own age, not old women!

>> No.38665071

>>38649475
dreamy

>> No.38667997

>>38654140
>I move the border between menopause and fertility!

>> No.38668415

>>38652576
Humans are brought in as food for youkai so thats probably not going to happen.

>> No.38669357

>>38649475
What's even happening here? Did her legs give out? IS she really that old?

>> No.38672954

>>38654140
Yukari can use her gaps to move the eggs from someone young and fertile, like Marisa, to her own womb.

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>> No.38680680

DON'T BULLY MY WIFE!!!!

>> No.38681157

>>38649475
17 year olds are pretty flexible what are you talking about

>> No.38690133

hahaha that gray-haired old hag who sells medicine says she's still looking for a teenage romantic relationship lol

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