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I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
With you

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>> No.38642397
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good times

>> No.38642407

cuttlefish though

>> No.38642421
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hairy

>> No.38642424
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38642424

You know what we need? More plant girls

>> No.38642449
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38642449

So how does a man get a monsterwife if he's stuck in human territory?

Asking for a friend

>> No.38642457

>>38642424
>>>/aco/

>> No.38642465

>>38642449
Pray really hard (preferably while hard) to Eros/Fallen God.

>> No.38642476

>>38642449
Tulpa.

>> No.38642485

>>38642449
>Walk out into woods
>Find slime
>They’re everywhere even the most safest starter village
>Or find a kobold
>They’re tolerated by order fags cause they’re man’s best friend

>> No.38642497

How many times can you pull the "give her a actual pie when she asks for a creampie" on a bogie before she stops finding it funny?

>> No.38642510

>>38642485
Are there other monsters who would be tolerated by the Order besides kobolds, either legally or de facto?

>> No.38642533

>>38642510
I always imagined weresheep and holsts would fill that niche to, but weirdly only kobolds have that tidbit about being accepted in order society. And angels would obviously be accepted as well

>> No.38642535

>>38642510
a lot of eros monsters get a free pass. gandharvas even get to openly tempt people as a "test".
i might have to take a lot of tests.

>> No.38642537

>>38642485
Yeah, they may be 'tolerated' but keep in mind; you try marrying her, you're getting the guillotine.

>> No.38642544
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>>38642385
Nessa also fits well as a mermaid.
AAAAAAAAAA tfw no Nessa wife

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>> No.38642591

>>38642485
If I grabbed a Parasite Slime that hadn't taken over a host yet, put it in a glass jar, and jacked off into it enough, would I have successfully married it without it having "completed" its form? Could I just walk around with the mated Parasite Slime in a jar until I found a body I liked and just throw the slime at it until I find one that sticks?

>> No.38642656

Telling your cheshire wife she can't wear her "Epstein did nothing wrong" t-shirt to her sister's wedding

>> No.38642675
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I love my vampire wife.

>> No.38642678
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I just saw footage of Elden Ring where you can be held by the Maiden, your head in her bosom.
Though I'd share that.

>> No.38642739
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38642739

I don't want sex, just service. What monsters would be happy with that?

>> No.38642750

>>38642544
Where's my Bea snek?

>> No.38642778

>>38642739
does she have four ears AND horns?

>> No.38642787

>>38642778
Yes, It seems so. BTW, why is that she's so associated with kissing? I don't know anything about granblue.

>> No.38642791
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>>38642739
Man. Imagine frenching your monsterwife.

>> No.38642809

>>38642739
damn that looks comfy

>> No.38642819

>>38642809
She's a fluffy girl

>> No.38642853
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>>38642819
for you

>> No.38642872

>>38642678
Link?

>> No.38642889

>>38642872
>>>/v/589068923

>> No.38642899

>>38642889
>you are... very warm
Hug the undead right now.

>> No.38642947

>>38642889
Wew

>> No.38643004 [DELETED] 
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38643004

Reasons to to leave bed

>> No.38643049
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38643049

What would you for the snu snu

>> No.38643057

>>38643004
There's uhh
You could like, get tea or something

>> No.38643118

gonna tell Grelia I've got a bad case of ligma

>> No.38643130
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38643130

Haha, pelvis go smashy-smashy.

>> No.38643228

>>38643004
I've been in bed all day, im fucking bored

>> No.38643240

>>38642510
Wasnt there a time KC said that the order doesnt fuck with men married to hellhounds?
If so i guess any sufficently strong mamano, they wont truly be accepted its just that they wont do anything to them.

>> No.38643273
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I am so starved for warmth adn affection that I'd lose to first "Hey handsome", from any monster girl that I'm not repulsed by.

>> No.38643339

>>38642397
What does she plan on doing with those tentacles?

>> No.38643386

>>38643273
Fag

>> No.38643388
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what could possibly make a succ act up like this?

>> No.38643428

RPG update fucking where, KC?

>> No.38643472
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whoops!

>> No.38643579
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38643579

no bullying the elder dragon

>> No.38643678
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>>38643386
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART,
much better than a,
OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART
>>38643388
Love and hate have one in common - passion, and it's the core of both. Figure out the rest.
>>38643428
When it's done.
>>38643472
What's happening here? Danuki used a spell to escape captivity, by switching places, and her captors servants found out they have been "torturing" their master?

>> No.38643700

I will never lose to monster pussy.
You hags do your wor-

>> No.38643760

>>38643428
Next update features local co-op functionality with your monster girl wife, therefore first he needs to figure out how to open the portals.

>> No.38643810
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>>38643700
So nice of hags to solve the captcha and click send.

>> No.38643835
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I want to hug and cuddle the nearest single monster near me, sorta like this image.

>> No.38643841

>>38643700
There's no way those hags understand computers enough to send that

>> No.38643888

>>38643841
Go on /pol/, /his/ or /news/ and you'll see how many easily trolled boomers are there

>> No.38643956

>>38643388
>succ keeps trying to catch anon for herself
>anon is simply too good at dodging her
>he never lets up on the victory taunts either
>succ swears one day she'll beat him
>trains her ass off and learns some of the most terrifyingly powerful seduction magic available
>as she finally squares off against her archnemesis and prepares to fire off
>"I surrender."
>....what?
>"you win, I surrender"
>now she'll never beat him
>can only rape him while passionately crying in joy that she finally got him and screaming how much she hates him
i expect that space jockey and maybe some salamanders will meet a similar fate.

>> No.38643966

>>38643956
>all this time and you never gave up
>I love you, be my wife.
And then she promptly bursts into tears

>> No.38643967
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38643967

Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos

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>>38643956
>some salamander
He's married to Dragon commander in Manga, and their actors are married too.

>> No.38643978
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>>38643967
Good morning sir, Eros bless you. Do the needful and do not jerk off.

>> No.38643990

>>38643978
>snow jinko
pp hard

>> No.38644017

Imagine a dragon coming to your workplace and kidnapping you infront of your boss

>> No.38644038

>>38644017
>your boss is a dragoncel
>she refuses to let you go

>> No.38644056

>>38643240
>the Order declares that you must be a Hero because only a Hero could tame a dragon (and they can't spare an entire army to fight her)

>> No.38644060

Wierd thought of signing a demons contract in they style of the "friends from the other side" song

>> No.38644095

>>38643810
God crabman really should have stuck to porn, especially of his giant big tittied brown girls.

>> No.38644449

>>38643978
What's with all the niggers on this thread today?

>> No.38644463

>>38644449
(You)

>> No.38644510

>38644449
Not going to pretend you're a jew and fling shit on Eastern Euros today, senpai?
Or do you want to claim MGE was retconned from goreverse and monster girls only love chad?
Fuck off

>> No.38644562

>>38644510
I want to use my gaming skills and history/culture knowledge to become the chad to a group of ultra nerd monster girls.

>> No.38644594
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Slime is a good girl! Doing her best and growing her business!

>> No.38644892

MGE gameshow where anons are air-dropped into hagville with their only objective being to survive and escape

>> No.38644895

So how do you deal with the constant dark priestess trying to convert you into their church?
>Hello sir, do you have a moment to talk about The fallen goddess?

>> No.38644908

>>38644892
>MGE gameshow
Yeah, that's all fun and games until you get a challenge like "try to sign as many demon contracts as possible".
How am I meant to deal with 8 demon wives?

>> No.38644916

>>38644908
Well, YOU signed up for it.
play demon games, win demon prizes.

>> No.38644936
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>> No.38644956
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>> No.38644982

>>38644916
>demon prizes
Wait, is that DEMON prizes or demon PRIZES?
I feel like I've been bamboozled.
That and apparently there's debt collector coming after my soul since I apparently sold it to all of them.

>> No.38644988
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>> No.38644995

>>38644895
tell them you're already part of some other religious movement, without actually being part of any
then observe as the factions engage in the most passive-aggressive war that cults of love goddesses can engage in. if you're lucky, they stop bothering everyone for a while, or have a civil but heated sportsball competition for who gets to pester each area; if you're unlucky you now live with one servant of each religion, good luck and may your pelvis survive.

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>> No.38645041

>>38644982
Should've read the fine print written in invisible ink

>> No.38645043
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>> No.38645075

>>38644982
The lesson here is never write your real name on anything a demon gives you.

>> No.38645078

>>38645041
Will the demons all go to demon court to determine who owns what?

>> No.38645125

>>38645075
>Use fake name
>it's still valid in demon courts
Congratulations, you played yourself.

>> No.38645273 [DELETED] 

>>38645041
But anon, if you do that in MGC you'll get sentenced to 4 day rape in prison by that demon.

>> No.38645297

>>38645075
But anon, if you do that in MGC you'll get sentenced to 4 day rape in prison by that demon.

>> No.38645339
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>>38643835
Call up the Yeti Dakimakura Service line and they'll send one of their biggest agents

>> No.38645636

>>38643835
look under you bed or in your closet

>> No.38645660
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>> No.38645730

>>38645339
Do they offer a hag/christmas cake package?
>>38645636
I don't see anything out of the ordinary..

>> No.38645748

Gonna put a shock collar on a Raiju during sex.

>> No.38645755
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>>38645730
You looked, now look behind you

>> No.38645778

>>38645755
BOOGIEBOOGIEBOOGIE

>> No.38646001

>>38645748
Madman!

>> No.38646064

>>38645755
I've already turned off the lights and I'm slowly walking back to bed, turned around and only saw darkness. I'm safe in my own home.

>> No.38646149
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>>38646064
>safe
>not being cuddled
Pick one.

>> No.38646159

>>38646064
do you dare peer into the void? There might be something there

>> No.38646181

>>38646064
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>> No.38646199

>>38646181
Grue?

>> No.38646208

>>38642510
Unfallen Angels and Valks?

>> No.38646262

>>38646181
What would a grue look like in MGE anyways

>> No.38646316

>>38645730
>Do they offer a hag/christmas cake package?
You don't know what you're asking for stranger, you can't handle their oldest, biggest dire Yeti

>> No.38646383

>>38646316
>weak knees, fragile hips, bad back, and no endurance
Send her to me. I ain't scared a' no hags.

>> No.38646565
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38646565

Gazer deserves more love

>> No.38646633

>>38646383
>old
>dire
>>weak
maybe compared to younger yetis

>> No.38646664
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38646664

Gazer is a fluffy girl

>> No.38646916
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>> No.38646998

>>38646664
We recognize her fuff but refuse to grant her the rank of mofu

>> No.38647024
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38647024

When it comes to angels what do you prefer?
small or BIG wings?

>> No.38647049

>>38647024
Big for better wing hugs.
Also more imposing on girls

>> No.38647084

>>38647024
i bully winglets

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>>38646998
For the best. Gazer is too good to get grouped in with shady foxes

>> No.38647140

>>38647024
As with height, big is sexy, small is cute. I'd take either.

>> No.38647215
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>> No.38647272

>>38647215
Is that a Nemo full armor?

>> No.38647305
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>> No.38647325

>>38647305
I'd still ensure the 'duke' has heirs to continue her line.

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>>38643967
>I love Jinkos
so do I.

>> No.38647503

>>38647495
>Why yes I do support men's rights
>...will you pet my ears now that I've said it

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>>38642385

>> No.38647569

>>38647543
The prince is a lot more voluptuous than I remember.

>> No.38647603
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Is she the reason why the ice cream machine is always broke?

>> No.38647616

>>38647603
Nah she’s the reason they run out of vegetables for the burgers. You can blame the machine not working on the gremlin behind the counter.

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>>38647603
Worm

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>> No.38647710
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>>38642385

>> No.38647728

>>38647710
Why am I so weak against demons in super-skimpy armor?

>> No.38647746
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>> No.38647752

>>38647710
>ibenz009
oh no

>> No.38647776

>>38647569
Do your duty, continue the royal line to the great confusion of the courtiers.

>> No.38647786
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38647786

>>38647752
Their art is pretty good if you ignore the faggotry.

>> No.38647807

>>38647710
>>38647752
>>38647786
>good art
>scenarios range from leaving you feeling uncomfortable to straight up horrifying
many such cases

>> No.38647812

>>38642853
>fwumph

>> No.38647813

>>38643956
>space jockey
Don't let her near any automatons

>> No.38647815

>>38647786
nope

>> No.38647816
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>>38647676

>> No.38647834

>>38647786
Hard to ignore faggotry when everything he does is faggotry. That liliraune comic is one of the few (if not the only one) non troon TF

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>> No.38647880

>>38647616
>1 burger, no patty, 10x the lettuce, tomato, and pickle
>actually make it 2
>actually-
>kiki cashier getting frustrated
meanwhile
>gremlin turning the ice cream machine into a rape device
>mechanical limbs holding the manager upside-down
>his screams heard through the store while her maniacle laughter rings
I just want to order a coffee and leave dammit

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>> No.38647891

>>38647676
We just don't know

>> No.38647903

how to impress the kiki tsarina?

>> No.38647919

>>38647903
conquer the ancient desert lands in her name!

>> No.38647924

>>38647903
do the thing where you pour a cup of tea from great heights

>> No.38647929

>>38647903
Become her garden hermit and refuse to break character

>> No.38647933

>>38647903
you don't
you march with your brothers and sisters on the spotless palace and cast out those parasites!
the people will be free of their exceedingly clean clutches!

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>> No.38647949
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>>38647903
loyal service

>> No.38647953

>>38647933
>gets deported to Monberia

>> No.38647965

>>38647919
why does the imperial russian and desert aesthetic go so well together?

>> No.38647982

>>38647953
>monsters with ushanka hats and thick coats
oh no, one of my myriad weakness

>> No.38648005

>>38647919
just remember not to lose yourself in the desert my duke...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duMdjcerb5Y
>>38647965
contrast between the excessive opulence and barren necessity

>> No.38648008

>>38647982
The punishment will be producing little monsters in little ushankas and little thick coats

>> No.38648023
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>>38647603
>Sola, is that really you? Oh man, so nice to see you on the same flight.
>You liked the island? Yeah I know. Oh hubby had to stay a day longer? Hah don't worry, it's all good.
>I love your Burger King crown, it's rad.
>Yeah don't bother with her, you know how Dark Elves are, she has to argue a bit before takeoff.
>Whoa miss, pump the brakes, don't use such language in public
>They will lead her out of the plane soon, just ignore her, please.
>Hey now, don't do anything stupid!
>SOLA NO!
>NO, PLEASE CALM DOWN!
>YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT! SOLA, PLEASE!

>> No.38648027

>>38647903
Break into her castle undetected, just to kiss her

>> No.38648030
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>>38647816

>> No.38648049 [SPOILER] 
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>>38648030

>> No.38648053

>>38648023
When Sola says the nigger word she rolls that 'R' like a pirate

>> No.38648080
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>>38642385
Fox erotic.

>> No.38648082

>>38648049
i like greenworms little sister

>> No.38648093

>>38648023
Go back

>> No.38648118
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>>38647834
It shouldn’t be anywhere near as rare as it is.

>> No.38648123

>>38647786
the Liliraune Comic is pretty on canon though.girls just don't get their man yet.

>> No.38648138
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>>38647488
The girl on the left looks like Gondola in the thumbnail.

>> No.38648141

>38648023
>https://m.youtube.com/shorts/k0vgcdcKZ
I think the joke was more from this cringe with his vegan girlfriend instead of that shit

>> No.38648163

>>38647776
>The crown prince gets Alp'ed
>Kind knows you are good friends with the prince
>He demands you marry his now-daughter and continue the royal lineage

>> No.38648168

>38648138
Technically you are right however that is Spurdo, not Gondola. Also everybody knows what Spurdo is without the off-topic image

>> No.38648171

>>38648030
>>38648049
What is happening

>> No.38648172

>>38648118
it's a shame, all the maximum degen stuff gives corruption a bad wrap when it can be super wholesome.

>> No.38648175

>>38648118
I'm pretty sure there's more M2F transformation art of MGE than just normal corruption/transformation art.

>> No.38648183
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BIG golems

>> No.38648192

>>38648163
>Does this mean I become king when she takes the throne?
>"No, she will become king"
>...So I'm the queen?
>"Of course not, you're a man!"
>So I'm a royal consort?
>"No, you're married to my s- daughter!"
>Then what am I?
>"The king's husband of course!"

>> No.38648193

>>38648171
Greenworm started smoking weed

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>>38648175

>> No.38648219

I think it's wonderful that monster girls rape men in order to run a successful hedonistic, matriarchal, marital-sex-based society

>> No.38648241

>>38648192
>"The king's husband of course!"
This really sounds like someone who is trying to be supportive but also refuses to change their ways of thinking.
But hey, at least the bloodline will continue. Oh boy will it continue after I marry her.

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>> No.38648255

>>38648241
Very much so.
After all, only the king can rule!
Even if the King is now a 10/10 bombshell you just impregnated.

And you better ensure the line is very strong with many daughters.

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Jabber-sama is at it again, emptying the tubs of ice cream...

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>>38648250
I love monsters in dresses!

>> No.38648282

>>38648250
>be some minor duke's son
>get dragged along to various political and diplomatic events for experience
>you hate balls

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>>38648271
SHE'S FAT

>> No.38648290

>>38648282
I feel you.
>My feet hurt
>this suit is uncomfortable
>I could be in the field right now.

>> No.38648297

>>38648219
Shut up lilim. I only care about topping damage charts as DPS.

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>> No.38648319

>>38648290
Battle autists are the male equivalent of salamanders

>> No.38648327

trust foxes, be wary of elves

>> No.38648329

>>38648282
>>38648290
>have to constantly check if someone has spiked your food and drink
>monsters constantly trying to "catch you staring"
>expected to dance with various officials and they're daughters
>drunk monsters

>> No.38648332

>>38648297
>Sure the three of you may have done most of the work
>But I got the finishing blow on the raid boss so who's really carrying the party?
This is why male rogues get raped in the first week

>> No.38648333

>>38648290
>not meeting all the cute high ranking monsters that want to seduce you and turn your realm into a demon ghetto.

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>>38648327
Fox hands typed this post.

>> No.38648371

>>38648214
Can't imagine how obnoxious that is for KC, the japanese are into some werid and disgusting fetishes and keep insisting and bugging you to include them in your setting so they can make hentai with it

>> No.38648374

>>38648333
Bunch of skinny bimbos, I bet none of them ever held a sword in their lives.

>> No.38648375

>>38648327
I don't really trust anyone except my waifu.

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>like echidnas
>pretty sure i wont be some heroic dude,i just want a quiet life making potions or gardening,not adventuring
meh

>> No.38648406

>>38648393
Oh don't worry, if there's a fated echidna for you, she will make sure you're the hero of Gardening and Alchemy.

>> No.38648409

>>38648214
fucking lmao. Japan is lost.
>>38648374
Some of them are probably good at magic. That's like fighting for people who aren't idiots.

>> No.38648414

>>38648319
Hey, fantasy battles are more interesting when you have wizards and flying cav.

>>38648329
>The daughter of the Queen is drunk again and leaning off you and making some not so subtle passes.
>Have to play it cool so as not to cause a diplomatic incident.
>Of course this also gets other monster girls prowling.

>>38648333
>Owlmage advisor listing off random arcane facts including this aqueduct system she wants to introduce.

>> No.38648419

>>38648393
You real issue is a lack of creativity
>monsters in the dungeon are normal but pumped up on potions and demonic herbs
>dungeon traps are alchemy based
>many areas of the dungeon are vast jungles and other rare green environments

>> No.38648423

>>38648171
>dude notices there is something strange about worm
>dude asks worm about it and whether she did something unusual recently
>worm says no
>6 months later she is weedworm

>> No.38648436

>>38648332
>yo just want to let you know there's no corruption button, no charm button, no seduce button in real life.

>> No.38648439

>>38648393
Remember morrowind? yeah we dont talk about that

>> No.38648442

>>38648282
i'd be going to balls uninvited as a peasant just to piss off the haughty monsters and noble by acting like one. I'd also go in and steal a couple of single noble monsters, especially if they are way older than me

>> No.38648444

>>38648436
This makes anubi cry

>> No.38648465
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>>38648214
Look at it this way: the eternal pessimists who grouse that there’d never be enough MGs for all men and they’d be left out would be dead wrong, because so many guys would just alp on the spot.

>> No.38648500

>>38648442
>get pulled aside at the door by an Oni bouncer
>stuck spending the next several hours making out with her in a rather cramped closet

>> No.38648523

>>38648419
>dungeon traps are alchemy based
Like pits full of manticore venom or something?
>many areas of the dungeon are vast jungles and other rare green environments
that sounds comfy i admit,i just found the idea of caves filled with green areas abit too strange
>>monsters in the dungeon are normal but pumped up on potions and demonic herbs
Oh yes lets just make the dungeon a instant-loss scenario so the echidna daughters can get husbands pretty fast

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>>38648118
True

>> No.38648557

>>38648500
>implying I'd use the front door and not climb in through a window

>> No.38648568

>>38648535
>furfag speak

>> No.38648625

>>38648523
>Like pits full of manticore venom or something?
Now you get it, a punji pit filled with manticore spines would be horrifying. Imagine dungeon monsters leisurely picking comatose adventurers out of the love traps

>> No.38648640

>>38648568
I want to mawwy a cait swith uwu. I'll make her pwegnant and find out if she gets two titties or six.

>> No.38648678

>>38648523
>that sounds comfy i admit,i just found the idea of caves filled with green areas abit too strange

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_S%C6%A1n_%C4%90o%C3%B2ng#/media/File:Son_Doong_Cave_DB_(3).jpg

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Miss Rata! I've been stuck in the woods for the past week! Can I get a quick rundown of the past week's headlines?

>> No.38648694

>>38648625
Or pumping a slime full of potions,it would be exciting to find out what happens considering they are mostly water,do they become a "potion maker" themselves? say,saturating a slime with heal potions,now her entire body 'drips' heal potion juice
>>38648678
when people say dungeon i imagine a closed off labyrinthine cave underground,pic still looks cozy

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You fell for it you friccing idiot now you have to raise a fox litter lol ur so stupid

>> No.38648723

>>38648694
>Slime filled with potions and pumped up with aphrodisiac demonic ingredients
>Instead of going full power level and attacking directly she makes plans
>Leaves behind puddles of slime disguised as fresh water, fills wine skins and barrels, and even disguises it as food once she gets good enough
No need to attack an adventuring party when you can destroy them from the inside without ever confronting them directly

>> No.38648724

>>38648714
>says that
>fast forward 9 months
>congratulations, it's a boy
>she looks at you
>smirk
<Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>> No.38648747

>>38648678
>>38648694
I always loved lost underground civilizations in the jungle aesthetic so by association I love the idea that you could have fully green biomes underground through bioluminescence or magic. At the end of the day if you marry an echidna it's your dungeon so you can go all out on the design according to your specifications

>> No.38648751

>>38648714
dumb fox,thats exactly what i want

>> No.38648777

>>38648723
anon,thats horrifying,i guess it depends on what the slime does once its inside you,the idea just freaks me out
>>38648747
i think even skyrim had some of those fancy caves on one of the DLCs,thats the kind of comfy i want

>> No.38648900

>>38648777
>i guess it depends on what the slime does once its inside you

You are now imagining being kissed from the inside.
You are welcome to suffer

>> No.38648922

>>38648214
>>38648371
>>38648409
>>38648465
You guys do realize KC himself is into genderbender right? He's openly talked about how fun it'd be to be a monster girl, and considers gender bender a major side-element of MGE, on the same level as harems. This isn't something KC had to be strong armed into adding.

>> No.38648968

>>38648900
FUCK

>> No.38649011

>>38648922
okay, source

>> No.38649031

>>38648900
>>i guess it depends on what the slime does once its inside you
I was thinking more it's just something you can eat, not that it's still a living part of her. Disgusting example but if someone eats your hair or dead skin you aren't really getting "eaten" per se.
>>38648922
>He's openly talked about how fun it'd be to be a monster girl
That doesn't sound like he's implying he wants to be one, more just stating the obvious that monstergirls live nice lives.

>> No.38649040

>>38649011
not that anon but scroll through his twitter sometime, he's lewd alp posted using hearts and all.

>> No.38649078

>>38648241
Meh, they'll be calling their country a queendom within a generation anyway.

>> No.38649093
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After watching Inherent Vice and playing Disco Elysium, I want a complete mess of a detective to bumble his way through an investigation is Monster Girl City or some other such urban setting.
What kind of crime would Detective Anon be investigating?

>> No.38649107

>>38649093
can wendigos stop eating for ONE minute?

>> No.38649120

>>38649107
Give them chewing gum.
>Wendi tries to blow a balloon
>gum pops
>gum now stuck in coat
On second thought let her eat

>> No.38649157

>>38649120
meat flavored gum

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>> No.38649178

>>38649078
>Everyone accepts that she's the queen and everything
>Except the old kind that has retired
>He's off in some mansion and still calls her kind and everything
>His newly monsterized wife loves him too much to correct him.

>> No.38649195

>>38649157
give her a strip of rawhide to chew on

>> No.38649198

>>38649107
pregnant wendigos need lots of nutrients for the harsh winters

>> No.38649235

>>38649169
Dios mio. . .

>> No.38649254

>>38649178
>Kind
Are you using that instead of kinG on purpose?

>> No.38649317
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38649317

Some of the Japanese fans can be into some weird shit but I'll take them over what we have in the west any day.

>> No.38649328

>>38649078
>queendom
For some reason this just makes me think that anon is gonna get dommed by the alp queen.

>> No.38649343

>>38649254
No, I just fucking suck at typing.
Ms. Haku can never stop me from making minor spelling mistakes!

>> No.38649357

>>38649317
>if you aren't as degenerate as me then you are a coward
what makes a person like this?

>> No.38649372

>>38649317
please do not post reddit here, I don't want to puke
>>38649357
postmodernism

>> No.38649388

>>38649357
probably jews

>> No.38649391

>>38649328
His little swimmers' Y chromosomes certainly are.

>> No.38649414

>>38649317
>an actual giant sandworm that developed a lure shaped like a human body because of its fetish for human males
wait. Isnt that exactly what the sandworm tongue in mge is?
also if you're the size of a building and a natural disaster in your own right, what do you need lures for?

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Despite everything/jp/ says, I still like these dorks

>> No.38649460

>>38649388
Get lost

>> No.38649480
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>bad mastah! Making your maid take care of these things for you, how shameless can you be?

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>>38649460
On Miss giant fox's mansion? I will!

>> No.38649522
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How did such a powerful,rare and reclusive monster ended up as a meido?

>> No.38649606

>>38649522
Apply for one through the maido service

I think I'm gonna do another one of those, fill out a prompt and I'll write up a mg character for you things again this week

>> No.38649614

>>38649480
How is emptying my balls not a typical duty for a maid? Dumb fuckin' cat.

>> No.38649677

>>38649480
A Cheshire would be a terrible maid. They're lazy shitposting slobs

>> No.38649683

>>38649482
I want to get lose in/on her body

>> No.38649694
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>>38649480
>Cheshire maid
Nothing gets done regarding housework, but at least you'll never be bored.

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>>38647024
Wings should be MASSIVE
Absolutely engulfing

>> No.38649718

>>38647024
Medium wings on the back, small wings on the head. Not for flight, but for stroking and throat fucking

>> No.38649731

>>38649718
do NOT grab headwings,they are delicate

>> No.38649742

>>38649694
Waking up with cat ass in your face is never pleasant

>> No.38649758

>>38649731
>delicate
So are spade tails, and you don't want to know what I'd do to those.

>> No.38649775

>>38649758
I meant delicate,as in,frail,wings are just hollow bones

>> No.38649803

>>38649775
Monsters can't be harmed through sex and angels are indestructible anyway. I will fondle, I will grab, I will pull. If God doesn't like it, he should've sent a demon instead.

>> No.38649817

>>38649742
*always

>> No.38649820
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>>38649742
What are you, fucking gay?

>> No.38649825
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>>38647024
As big as her heart

>> No.38649828

>>38649820
We'll find out once the portals open, I suppose.

>> No.38649948

>>38649820
I'm not fucking gay yet, but only because alps aren't real.

>> No.38649990
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>waifu says she's pregnant
>panic and experience existential crisis

>> No.38650000

>>38649990
You,The waifu or both?

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>>38650000
Yes

>> No.38650016

>>38649990
Why would you panic. What did you think sex would lead to

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>>38649990
>waifu says she's pregnant
>cry tears of joy and feel the most happy you've ever been
fify

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>>38650011
thats silly,monster girls are literally built for that

>> No.38650038

>>38650016
It's simply a case of wanting children, but also coming to the realization you'd be a terrible father.

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>>38650034
Kiki is crying because you won't let her do her maid duties while pregnant.

>> No.38650079

>>38649011
>http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/prop.htm
On his overview of the setting which he links people to follow if they want to talk to him on twitter, monsterxhuman male romance, reverse rape, and seduction/temptation by monsters, marriage/flirting/love with monsters, and demonization are listed as his main sexuality and features of the setting. Gender swap, male transformation (chaos monsters or potions) and harems are considered optional. You can take them or leave them except for a few breeds where they are baked in. Then he lists all the crap like NTR, wife swapping, reverse harems, and same sex couples as banned.

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>>38650078
While i admit i would be overprotective of a pregnant monster i could let her do the LOW RISK and LOW ACTIVITY tasks,i can handle the rest,or i could just whisper to her ears that i will become her butler for a few months

>> No.38650143

>>38650108
>i will become her butler for a few months
Oh geeze, it's just like in that "romance" novel under her bed that NO ONE is allowed to know she owns. You're pretty kinky, Anon.

>> No.38650171

>>38650143
Sounded corny enough

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>>38642385

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>>38650259
Bigger

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>> No.38650443

>>38650143
You think they got butler cafes in MGC?
You think it would pay well?
Are you a bad enough dude to treat monster hags like they're young blossoming princesses?

>> No.38650445

>>38650419
>robo meido
>kiki finally discarded her flesh,now she can serve mastah for eternity

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How do I fix a glitch that makes automatons really focused on balls for some reason?

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>> No.38650488

>>38650443
>You think they got butler cafes in MGC?
Probably. Jinkos would probably protest them, though. Not sure how amazons would feel on the matter.
>You think it would pay well?
For the two days you're employed before getti g snatched up.
>Are you a bad enough dude to treat monster hags like they're young blossoming princesses?
Seems more like a place for fujos than hags. A lot of the hags could just hire an actual butler, anyway. I am a bad enough dude, though.

>> No.38650522

>>38650488
>Implying there aren’t fujo hags

>> No.38650532

>>38650522
Yes, I know that dragons exist, but again, no need for them to go to a cafe when they can just have the butler experience come to them. Forever.

>> No.38650550

>>38650274
That's pretty big.

>> No.38650554
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Is this ethical?

>> No.38650587

>>38650554
Yes, but one must be aware that eventually the focks will get loose and that teasing will be returned tenfold. Neglect play is really just good fun for everyone and monster lust is my preferred form of green energy.

>> No.38650601

>>38650554
It's hot.

>> No.38650604

>>38650554
Can you imagine the pheremones wafting through the air?

>> No.38650614
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>>38650587
>>38650601
>>38650604

>> No.38650623

>>38650604
It's a testament to that man's willpower that he manages to play vidya when there's a sopping wet fox three steps away.

>> No.38650697
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>>38642385

>> No.38650699

>>38649317
>plebbitfag's opinion

>> No.38650728
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>>38649414
The girl part is considered the "main body" because it's the part that contains her consciousness and interacts with her hubby.

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>> No.38650744

>>38650483
>glitch
Anon, she REALLY wants your sperm.

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>> No.38650761

>>38649414
No, for a sandworm the tongue is the girl and the rest is like an appendage. It always seemed like cope so people could say "it's not ackshually vore" when that hardly matters anyway.

>> No.38650763 [SPOILER] 
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>>38650554
Not only is it ethical, it is mandatory for domesticating wild girls.

>> No.38650799

>>38650761
They're both the real body because there's no way to separate them.

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>> No.38650863

>>38650740
Need to do that with >>38650697

>> No.38650917
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Shortstacks above all
Lolis are mere skin and bones
Hags are too big to manhandle properly
Average girls just don’t have the TnA

>> No.38650957
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>>38650917
very nice

>> No.38651055

>>38650917
>Hags are too big to manhandle properly
>How to announce that you don't even lift in simple step.
But really, I get the sentiment, but showing your carnal lust by tossing an old monster around sounds great.

>> No.38651068

>>38650917
Shortstacks basically cap out at titty monsters before you know it. All things in moderation.

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>>38650759
Slow size difference sex with wide-hipped, fat-bottomed lewd monster children.

>>38650917
>Lolis are mere skin and bones
Not if they're thick where it matters.

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>>38651055
>tfw every time I work out something goes wrong with my body and deletes all my progress while waiting for the pain to go away
Life is misery

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>>38642385

>> No.38651112
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>> No.38651117
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>>38651084
1. do your reps proper, don't swing weights around like a monkey, techinque is everything
2. do your reps proper, yes I repeated that on purpose
3. go max weight comfortable, not max weight with struggle when doing regular trainings, this is not a race
4. eat a lot, don't eat shit
5. every 12 weeks there's a week of break to let your body regen
6. if there's still some pains - hot shower, massage from gf or mom, diclofenac gel
good luck

>> No.38651136

>>38651117
I don't even use weights, I use machines and my own body weight. I think there's just something wrong with me, considering the pain tends to come from nowhere and often times after a night's sleep and is debilitating for a week or two.

>> No.38651148

>>38651136
That's called being sore after a workout, and tends to start the next day or so. Stop being a fucking faggot. Ever heard the expression "no pain no gain?"
This is a literal application of it.

>> No.38651163
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>>38651055
>Just full nelson the 7ft tall fox
Sorry anon but there’s just limitations based on height not weight

>> No.38651164

>>38651148
It's literally NOT just being sore, Anon. I know what fucking post-workout soreness is.

>> No.38651176
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>>38651136
Oh that's just your muscles being sore. If your "bones" don't hurt it's all fine, it's supposed to be like that. Only lingering pain is bad.
You're all good man, those will go away after the first weekly routine.
Just do one routine (SAFELY) and you'll see next week that it's all gone, save for some mild weariness.
Good luck, please do give gym one more try.

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>> No.38651197

>>38651163
that's quitter talk. get some ropes and pulleys

>> No.38651200

>>38651163
Old!=huge and you know it. Most monsters wouldn't be be near that size at any age.

>> No.38651207

>>38651163
You're not trying hard enough.

>> No.38651217
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>>38651176
>Only lingering pain is bad.
That's exactly what I get though. I'm worried it's early rheumatoid, both my parents have it.

>> No.38651222
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>>38651176
It's too bad working out won't make her real though.

>> No.38651235

>>38651176
I don't think a full week of debilitating pain is normal.

>> No.38651319

>>38651163
For that sort of size difference, a full nelson wouldn't work. Your best bets are springboard maneuvers and high spots. Drop kicks and double axe handles for starters. Move on to a bulldog or a hurricanrana (if you can do it) once she's unsteady, and take her to the ground.
Then lock in the camel clutch

>> No.38651330
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is your monster sensitive to the moon?

>> No.38651381

>>38650917
>shortstacks
>above
does not compute, how can they be above when they are so tiny?

>> No.38651416

>>38647495
>Tigers are the strongest!

>> No.38651436

>>38651381
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/15/ef/__taneshima_popura_working_drawn_by_abe_kanari__15ef2b063fa0d19bbdd2aa98b6ce42ad.jpg
Like that, but more monstery.

>> No.38651480

>>38651235
it is

>> No.38651498

>>38651163
who draw this woman why i see her everywhere i need her to break me

>> No.38651513

>>38651498
artist named shamoero i think on the twitter

>> No.38651566

>>38651319
>Completely ignoring the fact that full nelsons are illegal and even if they weren’t you could do it on the ground
>Suggesting striking in wrestling like this is WWE
This is a strict greco roman olive oil wrestling board anon

>> No.38651588
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Imagine being the poor anon who studied plants for years and could never get anything to grow,now after the monsters took over even your body fluids can grow things in an instant

>> No.38651653

>>38651163
i'd rather her hold me like her favorite plushy, near and dear to her chest

>> No.38651677

>>38651136
Try switching to free weights and body weight. Machines tend to be one-size-fits-none and can mess you up if you are outside of normal enough

>> No.38651681

>>38651436
but she's short
she can't be "above all" if she's below my chest height, in the perfect "standing paizuri and blowjob" range.

>> No.38651697

love alps.

>> No.38651703

>>38651697
nah

>> No.38651728

>>38651681
1. Metaphors
2. There are many ways a shortstack can be literally above all, like ladders, floating, or riding on your shoulders.

>>38651697
Present them.

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>> No.38651753

>>38651697
press the gay ben

>> No.38651803

>>38649372
how does postmodernism make people fetish elitist

>> No.38651811
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>>38651728

>> No.38651839

>>38650483
this is my favourite kind of automaton

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>>38651653
word of god agrees with you

>> No.38651902
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Are any monsters truly endangered, or is that a lie spread so more guys will be interested in them?

>> No.38651927
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>>38651811
Anon, someone translated it last thread

>> No.38652029
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>How to summon a demon

>> No.38652041
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>>38652029

>> No.38652072

>>38651927
She can leave the sunglasses, but we're going to have to discuss the entire rest of that outfit.

>> No.38652075
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What does this pose mean? What information are they trying to convey?

>> No.38652128
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I want to break a monster girl smug confidence aura
>She rapes you,as usual and gets pregnant
>she expected only 1 daughter or two not a big deal
>instead she has triplets on her first pregnancy
>now she is nervous and clingy

>> No.38652207

>>38652128
Why would it being triplets change anything
I think you're just in denial about your place in the relationship (under her hips)

>> No.38652258

Tonight's the night for KCs update, I can just feel it!

>> No.38652264
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>> No.38652268

>>38651927
shes not going to make her daughter wear THAT, is she?

>> No.38652280

>>38652075
Did they have music playing while they did it? That can massively change it's meaning.

>> No.38652283

>>38652268
It was all the rage when she was a kid.

>> No.38652288

>>38652258
You just jinxed it

>> No.38652295

>>38652207
maybe ever book she read about pregnancy just showed one,i dont mind being permanently under her hips

>> No.38652304

>>38652283
i hope the father has better taste. balance it out.

>> No.38652340

>>38652075
there is nothing but pbbles in there heads or they watch too many magical monster girl shows

>> No.38652354
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>>38642385

>> No.38652480

>>38652075
Tricolore Airlines

>> No.38652510
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I love little girls and big butts

>> No.38652521
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Cows cows cows

>> No.38652536
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>> No.38652544
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Ladies with BIG horns

>> No.38652560

>>38652075
POV: You just got served.

>> No.38652588

Can't stop loving my Alraune-Ghoul wife bros...

>> No.38652597
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>>38652588
zombie plant?

>> No.38652604

>>38652544
this is humanity's mommy btw

>> No.38652613
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>>38652604
I see nothing wrong with that,what about you?

>> No.38652633
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>>38652613
Nah all's good. I like horny women, especially motherly types.

>> No.38652650
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>>38652604
Technically grandmother. Tiamat birthed the gods and then the gods birthed humanity, but she still fills the Allmother role.

>> No.38652673

>>38652588
Should we call for help?

>> No.38652731
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>>38652544

>> No.38652774

>>38652731
>>38652633
How can hornlets compete?

>> No.38652790

>>38652304
>dad
>of a daughter
>taste
I guess if he raises her right she won't care so much about style.

>> No.38652831
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Cows cows cows

>> No.38652840

What monster girl would you eat sushi off of her naked body?

>> No.38652853

>>38652840
My wife's!

>> No.38652862

>>38652840
My wife's of course.

>> No.38652875

>>38652853
>>38652862
what species are they though

>> No.38652884

>>38652597
Sort of! A corpse flower with venus flytrap buds.

>> No.38652890
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>>38652853
>>38652862
>>38652875

>>38652831
Milk to wash it down!

>> No.38652899

>>38652875
She's a wife, anon. I don't know how much more clear I can say it.
Cow.

>> No.38652900
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>>38652831
I need a Matsu cow.

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>>38652544
>>38652633

>> No.38652932

What sound do you make when your wife fucks you?

>> No.38652947

What monster girl would eat sushi off (You)r naked body?
I mean like using you as a plate not antropophagia.

>> No.38652957

>>38652932
Some perverted moan. Or “f-fuwaaaa”.
I have a fetish for beinng teased for the moans.

>> No.38652973

>>38652633
Pic saved

>> No.38652977

>>38652947
semi-weeb cheshire cat wearing a kimono and a geisha hairdo with those needles in her hair that she suddenly put on the moment she sees your naked body with sushi on it

>> No.38652979

>>38652932
Depends on which one of us is topping. I might be getting choked or throat fucked by her tongue.

>> No.38652996

>>38652731
>tfw no shub-niggurath wife to repopulate the cosmos
i would post a pic but they are all NSFW

>> No.38652997

>>38652932
I am silent as the grave

>> No.38653005

>>38652947
I bet Red Oni mountain bandits do this, but they'll also throw large slices of meat on you as well.

>> No.38653041

>>38652831
Field of dreams.
>>38652890
God I love fat cow tits and fat cow ass.
>>38652932
Moos and moans.

>> No.38653063

>>38653041
You moo when your wife fucks you?

>> No.38653071

>>38653063
prostate milking

>> No.38653079

>>38653063
I missread that as what sounds does your wife make.

>> No.38653084
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>>38652932
Don't know but hopefully, it's nothing too pathetic. Can't have monsters thinking men are weak after all

>> No.38653114
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>> No.38653115

>>38652932
Grunts and maybe a moan or two would slip by.

>> No.38653116

>>38652932
I fuck my Night Gaunt wife but we both are generally quiet and kuudere.

>> No.38653118

>>38652932
https://youtu.be/2Hcfr9Dxc0I

>> No.38653120
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My wife is very aggressive during sex, I really can't help but moan wildly. However, when I do she seems to get even more aroused and does it even harder!

>> No.38653130

>>38653114
The fate of all sinners
Jaywalking is a grave sin btw

>> No.38653135

>>38653084
Mon girl gossip:
>he makes the cutest moans when I ride him!
>I know what you mean, my man grunts when I let him do me from behind!
>men are so adorable!

>> No.38653138

>>38653114
cute angel griffon hybrid

>> No.38653144

>>38652932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KYPQQH5Eo

>> No.38653196
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Esper terra/Tina!

>> No.38653205

>>38652997
king. no emotion. not even a smile, just a cold, dead stare.

>> No.38653221

>>38653135
please no

>> No.38653223
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What do you do when the maid you request from the Meido Academy turns out to be a coomer that spends all day shlicking to porn?

>> No.38653232

>>38653135
do they not talk about like
people things? as in things other than fucking?

>> No.38653237

>>38653221
You know it's true anon. Your wife's friends know every sound you make, and every kink you have.

>> No.38653241

>>38653223
You've failed as a mastah if she's masturbating to porn and not fucking you instead.

Obviously, she's not interested in you and is just waiting for you to kick her to the curb, so that she can be assigned to someone else. In any case, ask for a different meido from the agency.

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>> No.38653281

>>38653221
she knows you like it you slut

>> No.38653312

>>38653232
Anon, they're monster girls. They're obsessed with fucking. Even the "teacher" wants to teach men how to better pleasure their wives.

>> No.38653329
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>>38653232
some of them talk about stretchy meat too

>> No.38653410

Imagine, if you will:
Wrestling fanatic vampire who comes up with interesting new ways to pin you down while she ravages your neck
Keeps things fresh you know

>> No.38653466

>>38653312
But some of them do things. We know that. Like anubises like to build pyramids

>> No.38653469

>>38653114
>>38653120
I really fucking hate how popular shota shit is in japan.

>> No.38653474

>>38653469
Same

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>> No.38653511

>>38653466
Yeah, to fuck in.

>> No.38653514

>>38653505
>if you fail me i will murder you
...ok

>> No.38653516

>>38653469
I like shota
I like to imagine being a shota who was forcibly married to a fat old smelly hairy hag monster

>> No.38653532

>>38653469
me too. mommy dom stuff is fine, but it doesn't even work with shotas. how can you portray these woman as assertive and dominant when all they ever do is go after 7 year olds who clearly can't defend themselves?

>> No.38653537

>>38653514
Failure is not an option

>> No.38653566

>>38653532
>how can you portray these woman as assertive and dominant when all they ever do is go after 7 year olds who clearly can't defend themselves?
Tangent, but: It's almost like women aren't very assertive or dominant unless they CAN overpower their target.

>> No.38653577

>>38653469
At least in MGE, like any fetish based on "only likes men that looks like this", there aren't any true shotacon monsters. A monster would love how their shota husband looks because that is how their husband looks like. Therefore that is what a man should look like to them (the only man the exists for them).
>The same goes for sexual proclivities derived from appearance. For example, if there is an onee ( monster girl ) shota couple, the man they fall in love with happened to be a shota (there may be cases where they were lured by protective desires, etc.).
>When you ask your husband to change into a shota form as part of your play, he becomes too cute and you become an acquired shota-con. It's because it' s his shota form that he's cute!
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think. (KC)

>> No.38653603

>>38653566
we know that to be obviously false, because women can seduce and corrupt their targets and dominate them that way. that's why the femme fatale and seductress are such popular archetypes for female villains. but even if physically overpowering someone WAS the only way they could dominate, they could still do that to grown adult men.

>> No.38653627

>>38653603
>but even if physically overpowering someone WAS the only way they could dominate, they could still do that to grown adult men.
I think Hollywood is rotting your brain, Anon.

>> No.38653643

>>38653603
Man, I wish I was living in your reality.

>> No.38653655

>>38653627
>>38653643
i'm not saying that all women can physically dominate a grown adult man.

>> No.38653660

>>38653655
Try barely any.

>> No.38653673

>>38653655
There are plenty of examples of untrained men going up against fully trained women, and the men still win.

>> No.38653688

>>38653660
what's your point?

>>38653673
and none of that contradicts what i've said.

>> No.38653706

>>38653688
>but even if physically overpowering someone WAS the only way they could dominate, they could still do that to grown adult men.
This doesn't happen. Could it? Maybe. But in such rare cases it's not even worth bringing up.

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>> No.38653741

>>38653706
it literally does happen. open any fight thread on /gif/ and you'll see clips of grown adult men getting beaten up by women. i'm a maledom fan btw, so it's not like i've a fetish for this or something. it happens and you're deluded to believe otherwise.

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>>38653776
I want to smell horses

>> No.38653787

>>38653741
Yeah, reread the last sentence of >>38653706

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>>38653741
>open any fight thread on /gif/
lmao
some dude laying there and letting a cunt lay into him or fetish wrestling matches dont count bro

women are not monstergirls ya fuckin goof

>> No.38653793

>>38653787
male vs female fights are inherently rare, so that comment is irrelevant.

>>38653788
i'm obviously not talking about fetish shit, retard.

>> No.38653807

>>38652932
i'd honest;y be very quiet, that is jus t the type of person I am

>> No.38653814

>>38653741
>>38653793
You're completely ignoring biological reality. Some skinny twink too afraid of confrontation getting slapped around by a woman doesn't make said woman a stronk qween.

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>> No.38653834

>>38653814
>some skinny twink afraid of confrontation getting slapped around by a woman doesn't make said woman a stronk qween
show me where i said it does. my point has only ever been there are some women who can overpower some men, be it physically or sexually. you retards need to learn how to fucking read.

>> No.38653835

>>38653807
I thought a good majority of men were like this? I seriously hope none of you would be vocal during sex.

>> No.38653837

>>38653793
>male vs female fights are inherently rare, so that comment is irrelevant.
Dude, I don't even know what your argument is anymore. It happens but it's so rare it's irrelevant? That was my point from the beginning.

>> No.38653853

>>38653837
and i don't know what yours is either. far as i can tell you're putting for an argument about unstated semantics because you feel like i've insulted your manhood or some shit.

>> No.38653869

>>38653853
My original comment >>38653566

>> No.38653882

>>38653869
we know that to be obviously false, because women can seduce and corrupt their targets and dominate them that way. that's why the femme fatale and seductress are such popular archetypes for female villains. but even if physically overpowering someone WAS the only way they could dominate, some women could still do that to some grown adult men.

>> No.38653887

I like how the discussion went from "i hate shota" to "women can't/can beat up men

>> No.38653890

>>38653882
>some women
left out of the original comment
just thought id throw that out there since its kinda important

>> No.38653893

>>38653887
Funny ain't it?
People I tell ya

>> No.38653902

>>38652932
Lots of panting when she's in control. Silent save for the occasional grunt when I'm on top

>> No.38653905

>>38653890
yes, i explicitly added it this time. when i made the original post, i assumed the people here would be intelligent enough to understand i'm not trying to suggest that ALL WOMEN can overpower ALL MEN if they just tried

clearly i was wrong

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>> No.38653918

>>38653905
My mistake, allow me to correct my comment then.
>It's almost like MOST women aren't very assertive or dominant unless they CAN overpower their target.
Is that better?

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>>38640334

>> No.38653925

>>38652932
Pathetic whimpering and shaky moans
She finds it endearing somehow

>> No.38653932

>>38653918
it's better, but you're still wrong because women can seduce and corrupt their targets and dominate them that way. that's why the femme fatale and seductress are such popular archetypes for female villains.

>> No.38653962

>>38653741
the average man out weighs the average woman by 20lbs, theres a reason why weight classes exist in any combat sport; also the reason why men dont fight women is because its a culturally taboo to do so, its the reason why the video of that social experiment exist, where the woman hitting the man in public is acceptable, by the moment he hits her, his ass gets beat by everyone around him

>> No.38653973 [DELETED] 

>>38653962
thank you for your useless my dude. yes, obviously men are on average bigger and stronger than women.

>> No.38653978 [DELETED] 

>>38653973
thank you for your useless comment my dude. yes, obviously men are on average bigger and stronger than women. yes, men fighting against women is taboo, which is why i said it's inherently rare an hour ago.

thank you.

>> No.38653983

>>38653932
How does that contradict what I said? Do you know what overpower means? I never once said women can't seduce men. Once again I am confused about what you are arguing.

>> No.38653985

>>38653962
thank you for your useless comment my dude. yes, obviously men are on average bigger and stronger than women. yes, men fighting against women is taboo, which is why i said it's inherently rare an hour ago.

thank you.

>> No.38654003

>>38653923
Losenis is officially a .less-tier faggot at this point, fuck off and die.

>> No.38654017

>>38654003
whatd both do?

>> No.38654018

>>38653983
women can use seduction to be assertive and dominant with men without overpowering men.

>> No.38654024

>>38654017
Your mom

>> No.38654035

>>38654024
unlucky

>> No.38654068

>>38654018
Ok, I think I see where the problem is. You're thinking I'm saying
>women aren't assertive and dominant because they can't overpower men
What I'm actually saying is
>most women don't want to be assertive and dominant unless they can overpower a man.
Does that clear things up?

>> No.38654069

I just want to discuss monster girls.

>> No.38654077

>>38654069
Then discuss monster girls. Nobody's stopping you. Join an already existing convo, or start a new one. Ignore the arguments.

>> No.38654080

>>38654068
it clears things up yeah, though i don't think there's any basis to your conclusion

>> No.38654093

>>38654069
Do you want to get pinned down and violated into a submissive little bitch or do you like kcs more vanilla shit.

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>>38654093
>or do you like kcs more vanilla shit.
Yes

>> No.38654106

>>38654093
mental dominations pretty cash.
even better when it's something like a manticore who could easily overpower me physically but opts to break me intellectually to style on me.

>> No.38654113

>>38654080
The reason shota is so popular amongst women in Japan is the same reason female teacher on male student rape is the most common form of child molestation in the states. The woman is larger and can overpower the boy.

>> No.38654123

>>38654093
>Do you want to get pinned down and violated into a submissive little bitch or do you like kcs more vanilla shit
Honestly I love both. Who says that you can't have both in a married life with a monster girl

>> No.38654124

>>38654080
>>38654113
*one of the most

>> No.38654137

>>38654113
shota's popularity stems from men, not women, so that is completely irrelevant.

women are submissive in general. it doesn't change or scale with size. that's why female basketball players are incels because they want to be dominated and submissive towards a bigger man just as much as any other woman.

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>The Order sends their most elite squadron of assassins to Lescatie to deal with Druella

>> No.38654167

>>38654106
the blackmail squirrels good for it too before the inevitable reversal

>> No.38654178

>>38654017
Evidently Anon is a prude

>> No.38654181

>>38654164
Amazon, Dark Elf, Dhampir, Kunoichi, and Unicorn.

>> No.38654193

>>38654137
>shota's popularity stems from men, not women
Yeah, I guess we're just going to have to disagree on that one. I've seen way more Japanese women lusting after shota than men lusting after shota or expressing the desire to be a shota.
As for the second part, sexuality is maliable, more so for women than men. Given the opportunity with no repercussions, I'm willing to bet a significant number of women would enjoy overpowering a boy. You might disagree, that's fine, I just don't have that much faith in women.

>> No.38654207

>>38654193
That's not even a question, the pedophile split is near 50/50.

>> No.38654210

I'm going to find a yandere human girl and corrupt her into a Bicorn.

>> No.38654218

>>38654106
>physically dominates you
>uses the fact that it's so easy for her to do that as fuel for future mental domination
hrgh

>> No.38654219

>>38654210
That's cruel. I'd turn her into a demon instead.

>> No.38654234

>>38654193
i look at it from a role-reversal perspective, where it's a lot more interesting to audiences because you're subverting the convention by dominating someone bigger than you. femdom is already a subversion of modern expectations and norms, because men are typically the dominant force in relationships, and that only reinforces i think.

i see your point though.

>> No.38654267

Humans >>> all
Humans are simply too powerful and we will never lose to monster gir-

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>>38654267
Anon? Anon! ANOOOOOOOOON!

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Reposting the best Ocelomeh fic there is, as far as I know. Do we know if this level of dom and sexual injury (the claw to the chest) is allowed in KC's new canon?

> 23rd May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> Madre de dio, we were overrun. All our holy swords and incantations were as nothing as the demon cats fell upon us. The depravity I have witnessed in my first hour on this strange new continent exceeds anything I have seen on the battlefield in a lifetime before. They took men right there in the midst of the fighting, not even bothering to disrobe any part other than the crotchplate, mewling and howling in demon ecstasy even as around them their comrades were still engaged against our pikes. The lines broke, men fled in terror. I can console myself only in that I kept my nerve by the barest of threads, but then a jaguar struck me with her black sword and I fell as though the spiritus sanctum were torn from my body. I awoke in this cell. I hear jaguar chants and human screams through the walls - I can only conclude they mean to sacrifice us all to their feathered gods. No priest to deliver the last rites, so: Per istam sanctam unctionem ignoscat tibi Dominus quicquid peccaveris sive deliqueris

> 24th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> I live, and I do not know why. They threw something into my cell - they said the word 'taco', as though I should understand - which smelled like food, but on biting into it my mouth was as fire. Two cats laughed uprorously as I begged for agua vitae; one shamelessly bared her chest and bade me sup as a babe, then laughed more as I cursed her. I fear they mean to torture me to death with their spiced food.

> 25th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
The jaguar-warrior who bore her chest to me returned alone today. She entered my cell and... and... dios mio, I hardly dare write of it. She used me, in a way that not even the crudest of men would use the most common of whores. Pushed against the wall; then on my knees, my face in her sex; and when my legs failed straddling me on the cold stone floor, this lithe demonspawn took her pleasure from me. Madre dimitte illis non enim sciunt quid faciunt, she wrung me seed from me to dirty her monstrous paws, and smeared it o'er herself like war paint. Words whose meaning I could not comprehend tumbled from her fanged mouth, but her manner spake clear enough, that she mocked my weakness.

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>>38654356

> 26th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> Before the sun even rose I was woken from my sleep by the feel of claws on my neck; as my eyes opened I found myself gazing into the cruel face of the monster who had dishonoured me hours before, crouched over me as though to tear out my throat. In my terror I screamed; as though she thought it a challenge, she roared, her voice twice mine, her teeth like knives. Her appearence struck into me terror beyond all, but even sensing death my manhood strove upwards under its own design, as though desperate that I should leave behind issue before I return to God. As it touched against her quim her eyes shone and she engulfed me with one swing of her hips. Sancta Maria Immaculata, ne'er have I felt close to what I felt in my part at that moment. Though I thought myself empty still from her earlier abuse, her hips had not even met mine 'fore I spent myself within her as I have never before. I felt as though my life itself left me into this demon; and senses slipped from me.

> 27th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias

> 28th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> You cannot conceive, nor can I, of the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God. Despite my mortal sin, that I had lain with a beast as though a woman, yesterday I was spared the torment of waking - lest, this is what I conclude, as two days' worth of tacos lay in my cell when I woke. Though awake, I could not rise; bruises covered me from my tormentor's lust and cruelty. I climbed as best I could to my knees, and prayed Ave Maria, for hours and hours. Mother of God, forgive me.

> 29th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> At noon today she came for me again. She wore an outfit of green feathers and as much gold as would buy three hundred acres back in Polove. A collar of feathers with leash also she held, her intention plain. I dared not resist to anger her as she affixed it round my neck; though once it constricted around me I found my courage and struggled, earning a claw raked across my chest to draw blood. Clad in rags and chained like a dog I was led from my cell. I was certain I was to die as her sacrifice. But instead I was led from the building out into the bright sun, and my breath left my body as I beheld the jaguars' city. Great pyramids of stone towered over canals and walkways the equal of any in our homeland; and all about prowled the jaguar women, sultry, feral, beautiful, terrible. They wore feathered clothes in all colours, or strips of cloth decorated with beads, or in some cases, nothing at all. They hooted and hollared as I was led through the streets, bruised, bleeding, and burning with shame. My captor stopped to speak with some in their incomprehensible tongue, disregarding me as though not there. In time we came to what must be her dwelling. I quailed at what cannibalism might still await me, as with the door closed she rounded on me with a fierce intensity and grabbed my bruised buttocks, licking her lips as though to consume me. But I cried out in pain from her touch, and to my surprise she relented. I was given a poultice, and she let me be.

> 30th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> Today I was not let be. I was led by my collar from her home into the city. In so doing my heart leapt as I beheld another human! Don Rodrigo Fernandez, of the landing party; his condition as base as mine, slave of another jaguar, but alive, not sacrificed! I cried out to him, but no sooner had the words left my mouth than my leash was yanked and I found myself cast to the floor, my captor's furred foot in the small of my back. Fernandez and his owner were lost to the crowd before I was allowed back up. In time we arrived at a cobbled square, and the cat-demon bade me sit at flat bench. Not realising her depraved intent I did, and she placed herself in between my legs, her claws on my thighs, striped tail taut behind her as though excited. Unconcerned of the throngs around, with her teeth she pulled down my robes and extended her tongue to lick at my manhood! Aghast I made to push her away but my strength was as nothing against hers; then I made to do as I could to conceal her debauchery from the crowd, but she sunk her claws into my thighs as though in threat, so I had to suffer exposing myself as she lapped at my organ like a kitten at its milk. Other jaguars going about their business paused to whoop or applaud. The shame was indescribable, yet still my organ rose under her licks, until it was of a stiffness that she could force it into her throat, growling and slobbering like a feasting whore as she thrust me in and out of her gullet. A small crowd gathered; ere I closed my eyes in humiliation I saw a child-jaguar even began touching her own leaking sex at the sight of my outrage. When my seed erupted as a torrent within her, I heard applause and laughter ripple through our vouyers. As for my tormentor; I knew not that any creature could sneer with a cock in its mouth, but now I do.

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Alp Love!

>> No.38654392

>>38654103
I want to be pinned down and cuddled by the serial hugger

>> No.38654397
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Baka

>> No.38654412

gazer mom or atlach mom?

>> No.38654420

>>38654383
I wanna give my bro lots of holst milk.

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>>38654392
I AM the serial hugger

>> No.38654433

>>38654425
oh. nevermind

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>>38654397
cute Gazer
>>38654412
Gazer mom

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>>38654383
Alp lust!

>> No.38654445

>>38654433
I'm coming for you son

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>>38654412

>> No.38654457

>>38654445
Gay!

>>38654433
Better hope he alps before you lose your anal virginity.

>> No.38654460

>>38654420
>>38654441
>>38654457
>>38654383
>>>/y/

>> No.38654471

>>38654460
They don't like tits, vagoo, or wombs on /y/, sorry.

>> No.38654479

>>38654359
Cute snek

Cute cat

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>> No.38654493
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I really really love Alps.
I have an intense need to marry one, raise an absolutely massive family, and live happily ever after with her

>> No.38654505

The sudden influx of alp posting in the last couple threads is very suspicious.

>> No.38654514

>>38654505
People are beginning to see the light.

>> No.38654517

>>38654505
i mean theres nothing wrong with it, but at the same time i find the amount of it weird. 99% sure its just one guy with an obsession, like that one loli lich guy. inb4 meds

>> No.38654529
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*teleports on top of you in a bolt of lightning and stradles you're twitching, immobile body*
>nothing personal kid

>> No.38654533

>>38654517
loli lich is cute and funny!And evil looking in a cool but cute way

>> No.38654540

>>38654533
nah. dead kids arent hot.

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>>38654529
I'm okay with this. I'll take one lightning weasel and electric pigeon please.

>> No.38654575

>>38654505
Probably some discord faggots pushing it, alpshit was a mistake.

>> No.38654576

>>38654543
what else they got?
electric unagi joro and electric catfish?

>> No.38654583

>>38654575
Shut the fuck up. It's just a troll posting the same bait over and over again. Stop falling for it.

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Okay everyone. Jason received a strike for offending his Ocelomeh work mate, because of this, he was tasked to make a presentation about reasons to marry an Ocelomeh.

>> No.38654603

>>38654517
>>38654575
>>38654583
It's completely uncoordinated and all just a coincidence I swear. Once I post something about loving alps the others just chime in; I assure you that it's not a planned attack or anything of the sort

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>>38654599

Please tell us if this convinced you or reinforced your intention to marry an Ocelomeh. If more than half of the people say no, then it will be assumed Jason didn't put effort and he will be forced to marry Yaotl.

>> No.38654618

>>38654603
yeah but could you just
tone it down a bit

>> No.38654624

>>38654618
Ok. I'm sorry.

>> No.38654631

>>38654624
its fine lmao it just gets a tad annoying
you dont actually have to tone it down im just jealous my personal favourites dont get the same brigades

>> No.38654636

>>38644995
Based and underrated.

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>>38642385

>> No.38654652

>>38647843
>three legs
>two cloacae

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It is your lucky day, this Ocelomeh warrior hunting for a husband hasn't noticed you yet. You can still hide and run.

>> No.38654689

>get waifu
>have wild and crazy sex with her.
>she has something to tell you.
>"I... don't know how to say this. Don't be mad, but I wasn't always a monster."
>Disgusting.
>"You were a human woman before? I'm sure you weren't as bad as some."
>"Well, no, not that exactly."
>Oh no
>punch that faggots face in, fail because (s)he's a monster and you're still basically a normal human
>monster police show up. Charged with alpphobia.
>Get a lecture about why alp stealth sex is for their safety.
>Have to go to couples therapy with your new wife.

>> No.38654703

>>38647488
>pov
>you said you would never lose to elves

>> No.38654704

>>38654689
noncanon

>> No.38654720

I don't get it at all...

>> No.38654722

>>38654704
duh

>> No.38654723

>>38654689
:(

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>> No.38654737

who wants to go in and steal some maids from saint kiki? I got the getaway vehcile, the spy gear, and the male uniform for the school right next to it. All I need is bai- i mean buddies so they can watch my six

>> No.38654738

>>38654689
;_;

>> No.38654740
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>>38654731
my wife

my beautiful shitposting wife

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>>38654682
Were I in a group of men being hunted, I'd be that one that steps on a twig to alert the hunters and get us all caught which I'd completely on purpose

>> No.38654762

>>38647024
>>38649825
>blue archive style halo
They aren't even heart shaped. What happens when you dick their glowing brain vaginas?

>> No.38654763
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>>38654720

>> No.38654764
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>> No.38654785

>>38654763
go on...

>> No.38654786

>>38647024
the bigger the better, unless she cant fold them away, in which case thatd be really inconvienient for her

>> No.38654824
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>tfw ywn feel this small and helpless

>> No.38654849
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38654849

Monsters girls using a human form is a major turn off

>> No.38654857

>>38654849
i forever resent what that series is and what it could have been instead.

>> No.38654863

>>38654857
same, that is why i stopped doodling and started drawing

>> No.38654865

>>38652597
Nicely done with the leaf and stem nip tricks. She looks cool. Maybe too cool.
>>38653505
Sauce?

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>>38647024
Size doesn't matter, only how you use it.

>> No.38654872

>>38654868
>t.coping winglet

>> No.38654874

>>38654857
what is it?

>> No.38654875

>>38654849
For me it strongly depends on the setting. If monster girls are common but feared, I like the idea of the paranoia that the nice girl helping you leave the bar while you feel all wrong is secretly a succubus, as is everyone else there and you were none the wiser.

>> No.38654881
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>> No.38654882

>>38654874
type in several repulsive tags and it'll probably turn up

>> No.38654884

>>38654868
>It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, but you're no bumblebee, Sugar.

>> No.38654894

>>38654874
Echidna-sama no Himatsubushi Dai San Soume

>> No.38654899

>>38654761
You know that once caught, you will be turned into a jaguar warrior baby making factory, right? You will never be allowed to be a productive member of society again.

>> No.38654901

>>38654849
Sauce?

>> No.38654904
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>>38654884
>the size of the boat

>> No.38654910

>>38654899
>"You will never be allowed to be a productive member of society again."
>productive members of society from 4chan
Anon I...

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>>38654899
>You will never be allowed to be a productive member of society again.
Anon, making strong warriors is quite possibly the most productive thing one can do for a society of rape kots

>> No.38654924

>>38654910
Yeah contributing to the warrior population is more productive than shitposting on the flax-braiding forum

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>> No.38654928

>>38654857
>Started off strong
>Adventure boy and his monsterized partner
>Then she grew a dick
>And the series somehow got even worse fetishes
I feel you what could have been would have been a true paragon of mg doujins. At least we got a few good pages

>> No.38654940
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rubber

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Left or right?

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>>38654928

>> No.38654990

>>38654979
>>38654983
no thank you

>> No.38655004
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38655004

Damn deer...
Seducing me...

>> No.38655008
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38655008

Remember to water your mindflayer.

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>>38655004
>two legs

>> No.38655018
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I will now rest.
Good night friends.

>> No.38655020

>>38655008
They ARE molluscs. Remember not to let them have anything too salty, lest they get even thirstier than normal.

>> No.38655032

>>38655011
White Horn fucker, I need only your strongest of deer images to add to my collection.

>> No.38655034

>>38654979
I'm picking right based on expression alone. That woman is eating the viewer with her eyes.

>> No.38655041

>>38655004
now we're talking

>> No.38655054

>>38653923
OwO wut's dis?

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