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38618267 No.38618267 [Reply] [Original]

Anon, you should leave that stupid hobo behind. I'l make you happier than Mokou ever could.

>> No.38618611

>>38618267
> . I'l make you happier than Mokou ever could.
By getting me killed in so moronic quest for your own amusement I presume.

>> No.38618636

>>38618267
I like Mokou's cooking. It's also a lot more peaceful with her. Sorry princess, but it's no contest; I choose Fujiwara no Mokou

>> No.38619025

>>38618611
>>38618636
kaguya is still better

>> No.38621597
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>>38619025
She already got Eirin, why would she need any of us?

>> No.38621819

>>38621597
/jp/ anons give her a special thrill.

>> No.38623154

>>38621819
I know we're not fun to look at but she shouldn't tread us like a Zoo. It's rude. That's why people like Mokou more then her

>> No.38623950

So what would happen if I were to actually complete one of her impossible tasks?

>> No.38624046

>>38623950
She would be surprised at how the fuck you managed to get something that only she should have and will think it's a fake, just like some of her suitors in the past tried to pull off.

I don't think she sends people to die in some Quest nowadays anymore. She probably just tells you to fuck off if she's not interested (I don't think anyone in Gensokyo is interested in the first place though)

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>>38624046

>bombed the mythical island of hourai
>swapped the buddha's bowl for a plastic one
>kidnapped several fire rats
>brought a dragon along
>cant understand what a cowry shell is
>asks for eirin's hand in marriage instead

>> No.38630997

>>38618267
And how are you going to do that? Aren't you just saying that?

>> No.38635406

>>38630997
She's Rich.

>> No.38637297

>>38630997
She's lying to you, anon. You should never trust a Lunarian

>> No.38638240

>>38618267
sorry but i refuse to go anywhere near t*wi in a 30 meter radius

>> No.38638447

>>38618267
I could actually see her doing something like this to try and get under Mokou's skin
wouldn't take her up on the offer though, hobo is best wife

>> No.38638555

>>38638447
Really? I don't remember her being this much of the bitch in canon. The worst thing she did was the whole Imperishable Night Extra Stage scenario

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>>38618267

Prove it to me, princess. You're more my type, but what've you got that the chill hobo doesn't?

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>>38639027
A true hime cut.
Mokou's is fake.

>> No.38642511

>>38638555
Yeah dude just a simple scenario of fucking up the earts day night cycle, you know, very small stuff!

>> No.38642522

Imagine Kaguya and Mokou fighting over you

>> No.38642619

>>38642522
I don't think I can survive that.

>> No.38642642

>>38642522
I think it would be the first time they'd get together just to make fun of you

>> No.38644630

>>38642522
Imagine being Kaguya and Mokou and fighting over yourself.

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>> No.38651672

>>38647365
That's not nice Mokou. Someone spend so much time making that,you shouldn't waste food.

>> No.38651686

>>38642522
As if they would fight over a loser like me.

>> No.38653777

>>38651672
What if Mokou made it

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>>38653900

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>>38653906

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>>38653777
odd child to have

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>> No.38674655

>>38619025
no

>> No.38681627

>>38618267
gorgeous pelvis!!!

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>>38653963
Wtf is that, bro?

>> No.38696837
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Kaguya.. s-sexy..

>> No.38697508

>>38618267
Fuck off you stupid lazy NEET, I will never leave Mokou for you.

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>>38618267
Much obliged princess! Fuck Mokou.

>> No.38704606

>>38704571
What is she doing?

>> No.38704625

>>38704571
She's jumping on her exercise ball.

>> No.38707197
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My Princess!

>> No.38707314

>>38618267
Silly Kaguya, I know that you would cheat on me with Mokou. And I HATE faggots!

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>>38707314
>He doesn't want a threesome with these two

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>>38618267
Kaguya seems like the crazy girlfriend type that would ruin your career when she sees the opportunity. She sure jets like a fighter fuck though

>> No.38710879

>>38710848
No, because if they make physical contact for even a second, then it’s dykery, and I would have to stone them to death for such abhorrence.

>> No.38710910

>>38710848
WHO are you quoting???

>> No.38710935

>>38710910
>WHO are you quoting???
He doesn’t know

>> No.38710992

>>38710935
That's why I asked?

>> No.38711000

>>38710992
Kill yourself

>> No.38711005

>>38711000
As soon as you stop misusing the quote function you fucking stupid nigger.

>> No.38711018

>>38711005
How do you dinosaurs not understand a meme that has existed since the early 2010s?

>> No.38711028

>>38710870
En inglés, por favor?

>> No.38711129

>>38711028
good sex

>> No.38711174

>>38711129
Thankyou.

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>>38711174

>> No.38711527

>>38710992
>>38711005
You autistic losers who get upset over someone greentexting wrong do more to derail threads than the supposed newfags you're trying to scare off.

>> No.38711716

>>38711527
So much of This

>> No.38711926

>>38711527
>"Who are you quoting?" is a traditional 4chan joke
>someone gets upset about it
What is happening

>> No.38711937

Smeely NEET FEET!

>> No.38711987

Mean to say smelly, LOL!

>> No.38712029

>>38711926
>traditional
Anon... I know you're only pretending to be retarded but I still cringed at that.

>> No.38712044

Stop being cancerous around this dumb Kaguya.

>> No.38713402

>>38710879
but they can't die and are superhumanly strong

>> No.38713414

>>38713402
WHY MUST GOD PUNISH ME SO

>> No.38713498

>>38623950
All the items she demands are already in her possession
That's why they're impossible

>> No.38713627

>>38711527
I'm not trying to scare anyone off. I'm making fun of you.

>> No.38723383

>>38711527
Who are you quoting.
It's a simple question.

>> No.38723443

how did a kaguya thread turn into an argument over how to greentext properly?

>> No.38723545
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>>38723443
Some people are genetically incapable of taking it easy.

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>>38723383
I'll answer you if you tell me your bench, body count, and yearly salary.

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>>38642522
I think it'd be cooler if they fought in front of me. If they fought over me looking up would be tiring

>> No.38724621

>>38723545
Those people need to kill themselves NOW

>> No.38724740

>>38723545
After extensive research, I can confirm this theory.

>> No.38731111
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I just love girls with long, dark hair.

>> No.38739261

>>38693363
Dunno but it almost looks like it's from a horror game.

>> No.38741902

>>38731111
hime hime hime

>> No.38743515

>>38618267
sex

>> No.38750970

>>38713627
Actual kaguya neet retard comment

>> No.38757510

>>38743515
no sex

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>>38639027
>Prove it to me, princess. You're more my type, but what've you got that the chill hobo doesn't?
A hymen.
And no, you can't have it. But that's the fun part!

>> No.38758003

>>38757582
doesn't it grow back since she's a hourai

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>> No.38767984

What would happen if one was successful in raping Kaguya?

>> No.38768035

>>38767984
She's physically stronger than you so don't worry about that fatty

>> No.38768038

>>38757582
eew

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>>38639027
>what've you got that the chill hobo doesn't?

>> No.38770139

>>38723738
I don't own a bench.
I'm not a murderer.
I don't have a job. But I still get paid. Your tax dollars at work :)

>> No.38770181

>>38770139
okay brother enjoy :)
go eat at a nice place this weekend

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>>38767984
Assuming you could actually get around the rabbit guards to her room and she doesn't kick your ass given her centuries of combat experience with Mokou, execution by firing squad on top of WWII-style bamboo torture.

>> No.38773349

>>38770139
I'm doing my part by making sure you stay in your ghetto and never spread your inferior genes. Have fun writing reddit tier zingers for the next 20 years anon.

>> No.38777060
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I want to plunder the princess and claim her as my bride.

>> No.38778414

>>38777060
Steamy.

>> No.38779131

>>38773000
Why are they using different caliber weapons, wouldn't it be more efficient for them all to use the same caliber incase someone runs out of ammo?

>> No.38779372

>>38779131
The logic of most drawings goes as far as what the artist felt like drawing.

>> No.38785523

>>38768035
NEET frail arms wrote this post

>> No.38787875
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My Princess!

>> No.38788430

>>38773349
Everything is Reddit to you niggers. What's next, going outside is Reddit?

>> No.38790644

Why is Kaguya so lewd. Is it because of the deprivation that comes with being a NEET?

>> No.38792078
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>>38790644
She's a decadent immortal girl bored with eternity, who likes to use her otherworldly beauty to tease and control men.

>> No.38792123

>>38790644
One could argue that immortality leads to endless vice and depravity.

>> No.38795233

>>38792123
maybe.
Mokou is a huge pervert in TW, so who knows in Kaguya's case.

>> No.38796001

something about himes and kaguya

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>>38795233
Would be funny if the way to actually romance Kaguya is to tell her you're romancing Mokou.

>> No.38801808

>>38795233
Lord knows she gets shitfaced and has wild sex with the village boys every Friday night.

>> No.38806803

>>38618267
kaguya is nice

>> No.38811496

>>38618267
unfortunately I cannot be with moon people in good consience right now, so unless you're able to perform a mindbreak I'd have to turn you down.

>> No.38820580

>>38811496
Why is that?

>> No.38821978

>>38820580
I have a very specific, very distinct rivalry with the moon. not with anyone on the moon, but people from it still count as part of THE MOON and thus if I willingly go down then the moon wins.

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God I want to fucking marry this cute princess.

>> No.38835784

>>38828241
I want to fuck this marrying princess who looks cute.

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My Princess!

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>> No.38861590

>>38710879
I doubt you have the physical strength to pick up a stone

>> No.38861611

>>38769817
they're gay

>> No.38861651

>>38711527
Yeah but who was he quoting you dumb newfag?

>> No.38861665

>>38792123
yes this is where the Kaguya and Mokou hatesex comes from

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>> No.38883845

>>38777060
Princesses make great plunder
And I doubt Kaguya would be a bad wife

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>>38618267

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Hime needs to be taught a lesson

>> No.38894257

fat neet ass

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>> No.38895955

>>38894257
on my face

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>>38893919
Hime deserves love and affection, not a spanking. Eirin can teach that lesson to me instead.

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