Asses like that should be illegal.

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Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:35:56 2009 No.3857049 [Reply] [Original]

Asses like that should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:39:56 2009 No.3857070 That ass IS illegal in the UK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:39:56 2009 No.3857066 They are in most countries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:40:56 2009 No.3857074 Nonexistent asses should be illegal. I only like real asses for real assholes such as myself.

>>	^_^ Sat Dec 5 21:41:56 2009 No.3857081 They are in UK, last time I checked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:41:56 2009 No.3857082 Nothing should be illegal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:41:56 2009 No.3857083 File: 47 KB, 600x649, 1255468985634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:42:56 2009 No.3857086 File: 26 KB, 500x600, 1240416789228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tewi is very friendly to humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:43:56 2009 No.3857088 File: 52 KB, 249x238, 1247898075884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857070

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:43:56 2009 No.3857093 File: 335 KB, 768x1024, 1259847821134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CALL THE COPS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, HAND OVER THAT ASS, YES! YES!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:47:56 2009 No.3857109 I'd hit that ass with no mercy. Unfortunately, so would Eirin with mine

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:50:56 2009 No.3857120 File: 265 KB, 500x650, 1220925463604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857109 Wow... I really jammed it far in there...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:55:56 2009 No.3857141 Tewi is probably the worst Touhou to fall for. She's going to exploit the fuck out of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:00:56 2009 No.3857165 >>3857158 crusted with dried semen

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:00:56 2009 No.3857162 File: 130 KB, 800x950, 1243088815532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857141 No way. Tewi is nice to humans. She's only mean to other touhous because they're all jerks >:(

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:00:56 2009 No.3857158 File: 28 KB, 300x400, TewiDoYouWantToTouch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does Tewi's bunnypuff feel like, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:02:56 2009 No.3857169 >>3857158 Sweat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:05:56 2009 No.3857187 File: 100 KB, 480x480, 1248891388603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tewi is a little slut!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:09:56 2009 No.3857197 >>3857158 It's inferior to Ran's tails.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:10:56 2009 No.3857202 >>3857187 reisenfag spotted

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:10:56 2009 No.3857203 File: 324 KB, 620x760, BorderAsses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Silly children with your rabbits. Asses are for real sophisticated women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:13:56 2009 No.3857209 File: 199 KB, 840x700, 1235798016934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857203 Flaunt it if ya got it

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 22:16:56 2009 No.3857217 File: 94 KB, 1005x1000, ranwomanly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857197 Mmmhmm...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:16:56 2009 No.3857218 >>3857203 >>3857209 saggy asses full of cellulite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:20:56 2009 No.3857227 File: 227 KB, 768x1024, yakumo (210).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857218

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:21:56 2009 No.3857229 File: 24 KB, 332x336, 1249496655262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857217

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 22:21:56 2009 No.3857233 File: 428 KB, 600x675, yuugithebarbarian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857218 I see. Would you rather have some rock-hard fit muscle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:21:56 2009 No.3857231 File: 128 KB, 942x541, 1258761208233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857187 No, she is a troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:21:56 2009 No.3857232 >>3857187 Funny how Reisen is often portrayed in fanon as being the stronger/wiser one of their sister-like relationship. When in truth, the canon Tewi is more wiser and stronger than Reisen could ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:22:56 2009 No.3857236 File: 59 KB, 841x526, 1231861042721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857218

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:23:56 2009 No.3857238 >>3857231 >>3857231 >>3857231 >>3857231 FUKKEN SAUCE

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 22:26:56 2009 No.3857245 >>3857229 That's right. Keeeeeep looooooking... That's how they operate, them fox spirits.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:26:56 2009 No.3857247
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>>3857232
Uh, official works portray Tewi as childish and Reisen as the voice of reason too.

Just because Tewi's a few thousand years older doesn't mean jack. She probably is smarter, but thinks being serious all the time is boring. So she just takes it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:30:56 2009 No.3857255 >>3857238 Ito Life's Touhou Usa Usa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:31:56 2009 No.3857257 File: 96 KB, 592x838, 1244961077686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aint no bitches got curves like the Tenko

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:35:56 2009 No.3857268 >>3857255 rs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:40:56 2009 No.3857284 >>3857231 I'm okay with this.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 22:40:56 2009 No.3857282

>>3857257

As said, that is how kitsune usually operate when pulling off some grander scheme. First you see them lovely and overly generously exposed endowments, then your kingdom comes crashing down.
You wouldn't believe how often it works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:42:56 2009 No.3857286 >>3857247 Well maybe just because she's older doesn't make her mature. If I was stuck in a body of kid I would probably act childish too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:43:56 2009 No.3857290 >>3857268 I already gave you the name, you can easily find it yourself. What the fuck, do you expect me to help you with everything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:43:56 2009 No.3857291 File: 24 KB, 330x334, 1249496655262-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857282

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:44:56 2009 No.3857295 File: 65 KB, 204x312, 1259858358053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857290 yes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:45:56 2009 No.3857298 File: 343 KB, 1045x1500, 260x11-08-2007-[PoM] Dosagikuni ~ Kurusu 3 Anataga dai Sukiraitsu! (Tohou)_08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still the best Tewi doujin. Alice thoroughly enjoys Tewi's ass.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 22:49:56 2009 No.3857306 >>3857291 If this was in legendary quasi-historical early medieval Japan, your hypothetic kingdom would be going down in an inglorious blaze right about now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:50:56 2009 No.3857311 File: 24 KB, 328x333, 1249496655262--.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857306

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:52:56 2009 No.3857318 >>3857291 >>3857311 Back to /a/ please. What on Earth makes you think that's funny? >>3857295 New here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:55:56 2009 No.3857330 >>3857318 nope sir, but I'm fucking sleepy and lazy so I kindly suggest: go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:58:56 2009 No.3857345 File: 195 KB, 907x901, 1243529008237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857286 A youkai's physical appearance is manifested based on their behavior, thoughts, etc. Because Tewi acts like a child, she appears as a child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:59:56 2009 No.3857352 >>3857311 >>3857291 I lol'd Though the one with the guy saying "magnificent" or the other one freaking out and being all like "omg wtf is going on!?" would have been funnier. 2/10

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:02:56 2009 No.3857371

"Kitsune are commonly portrayed as lovers, usually in stories involving a young human male and a kitsune who takes the form of a human woman.The kitsune may be a seductress, but these stories are more often romantic in nature. Typically, the young man unknowingly marries the fox, who proves a devoted wife. The man eventually discovers the fox's true nature, and the fox-wife is forced to leave him. In some cases, the husband wakes as if from a dream, filthy, disoriented, and far from home. He must then return to confront his abandoned family in shame."

... Ran's Princess Tenko spellcard doesn't have ~Illusion~ for nothing. Think you're raping a hot woman and it turns out you've been humping a hill of red fire ants when you wake up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:02:56 2009 No.3857368 File: 26 KB, 300x600, yuka4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857345 That's how it works? But all the touhous are lolis according to zuns official art. Even the psychotic old hags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:03:56 2009 No.3857376 >>3857238 http://rs.4chan.org/?s=%28Ito+Life%29+Touhou+Usa+Usa I only just saw he was already answered, so i'll go ahead and paste the rs link

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 23:05:56 2009 No.3857387 File: 81 KB, 600x600, ranboobpillow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857311 Since you are probably not in possession of any kingdom, perhaps you should begin to worry about your corpus cavernosum and its imminent detonation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:05:56 2009 No.3857388 File: 924 KB, 400x4000, 7441201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAT ASS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:06:56 2009 No.3857391 >>3857376 anon delivers, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:11:56 2009 No.3857409 >>3857371 >proves a devoted wife >and the fox-wife is forced to leave him Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:22:56 2009 No.3857449 File: 78 KB, 600x600, 1361677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857387

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:22:56 2009 No.3857454 >>3857409 Those 3D woman and their jealousy.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Dec 5 23:34:56 2009 No.3857492
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>>3857409

Japanese equivalent of the old testament way of reasoning. Ie, another way of saying humans are ignorant assholes.
And in either case, in those legends where the two are forced apart they usually end up meeting in secret anyway.

Although you might have reason to worry if you are in any position of power, since kitsune are apparently quite fond of infiltrating courts and staging coups.

>>	Clint Eastwood Sun Dec 6 01:05:56 2009 No.3858011 File: 27 KB, 244x283, goodbadugly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3857492 Hold it right there fox. You're charms will not work against me.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Dec 6 01:07:56 2009 No.3858028 I get home from a night at the bar and this is what I see. I fucking love you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:56:56 2009 No.3859389 I'll save you, ass thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:04:56 2009 No.3860349 The things I'd eat out of Tewi's ass...

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Dec 6 11:08:56 2009 No.3860353 File: 138 KB, 450x450, ranchibi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3858011 Oh, really?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 6 11:09:56 2009 No.3860358 >>3860353 Do those tail get in the way, Ran-syama? What's it like to sit down?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:22:56 2009 No.3860391 >>3860349 do we wanna know

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:24:56 2009 No.3860400 File: 3 KB, 126x125, 1250288601631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3860349

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Dec 6 11:33:56 2009 No.3860421 File: 150 KB, 900x637, 1244940223344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3860358 "Ran-syama"? You seek to woo the fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:43:56 2009 No.3860437 >>3860391 I would eat a carrot that's been in her butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:48:56 2009 No.3860451 File: 10 KB, 126x125, 12502886016312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3860437

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 6 11:49:56 2009 No.3860454
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>>3860421

Well, I do envy Chen's Master/slave relationship with Ran. I have shot her a jealous glare more than once upon seeing Ran put her over her knee.

So yes. Ran-syama.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Dec 6 11:58:56 2009 No.3860481 File: 190 KB, 900x720, yakumomirror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3860454 And the... risks? Have you taken these into consideration?

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 6 12:05:56 2009 No.3860500
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>>3860481

No fear. They haunt my dreams.

After all, she -is- a superior intellect with encyclopedic mathematical, metaphysical, and interspatial knowlege, and an accomplished magician in her own right. She also pretty much runs Gensokyo for Yukari.

Finding topics of conversation may be hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:07:56 2009 No.3860508 File: 23 KB, 240x180, AssyMcgee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're all under arrest.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Dec 6 12:08:56 2009 No.3860510
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>>3860500

And after that, it gets even better! One swipe of her dainty fox paw, and my guts are spraying out like silly string. Sheesh.

Then there's the issue of her getting jealous of Yukari playing with me. Don't talk to me of -risk-. I might as well juggle radioactive isotopes while riding a unicycle across a tightrope, the way things go around there.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:26:56 2009 No.3860568 If I see that boner one more time

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:17:56 2009 No.3860739 >>3860568 what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:00:56 2009 No.3860973 >>3860517 >implying she wouldn't fuck you hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:22:56 2009 No.3861283 File: 447 KB, 631x776, 1244802076583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:59:56 2009 No.3861438 >>3861283 why do you hate freedom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:17:56 2009 No.3861523 anyone got the OP in high res? Oh god if I could have her on my desktop ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:22:56 2009 No.3861545 Why can't bunny girls be real?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:24:56 2009 No.3861558 >>3861545 god doesn't really like us

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:27:56 2009 No.3861571 >>3857232 Maybe wiser, but not stronger. For example, even if Wriggle was 10000 years old, she'd still be a bug, and therefore weaker than humans. And yes, earth youkai rabbits and moon rabbits are different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:29:04 2009 No.3861585 >>3857048 stop spamming ur shitty board on Ａｎ o ｎ t ａｌｋ . com

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:37:56 2009 No.3861612 >>3861571 I dunno, man. Getting swarmed by poisonous insects seems pretty fatal to me; not really all that much your average human can do about it, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:43:56 2009 No.3861642 >>3861612 Is this before or after my dick is in the red ants nest.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:56:56 2009 No.3861933
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>>3861545
Just wait for the day when petgirls are real. It will happen long before robot girls climb out of the uncanny valley.
I'd buy my daughter a cute little bunnygirl for yurisexin to relieve her frustration to keep her from fooling around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:03:56 2009 No.3862204 >>3861933 and I will secretly record their exploits and view them at my leisure.

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