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38520643 No.38520643 [Reply] [Original]

Why is everyone being so mean to all the hags?

they're not dinosaur fossils and deserve unrequited love just as much as any other 2hu

also keep those posts coming bonus points for big booba and sexy figures member to keep it sfw

>> No.38520669

Get off /jp/, Yuuka

>> No.38520810

Yuuka the mean hag
Eirin the smart hag
Yuyuko the fat hag
Byakuren the friendly hag
Kanako the virgin hag

And Yukari, the haggiest hag that ever hagged!

>> No.38521190
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>>38520643
Your right they're fossils from the Pleistocene.

Just like this neolithic woman.

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>>38520643
Hags are cute

>> No.38521297
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>> No.38522475

>>38521254
I feel like I accidentally wandered into a retirement home, and they're going to shower me with candy, tell me long stories, and grope me in inappropriate places!

>> No.38522598
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>>38520643
pay no heed, it just means more for us obviously

>> No.38522614

>>38521254
What's Yukari doing there?

>> No.38524200

>>38520810
Isn't Eirin older then all the others combined?

>> No.38524222

>>38520643
I love hags!

>> No.38524255
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>>38521297
Give me the Lunar mom.

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i think its just what happens when you have bad taste

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>>38521297
I'll take Yuuka.

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>> No.38528647
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>>38521297
ran mama

>> No.38529094
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I love Yuuka, she's such a beauty!

>> No.38529184

>>38528587
This is what Heaven looks like.

>> No.38529577

>>38520643
>Why is everyone being so mean to all the hags?
Because I'm a lolicon, so hags are mean to me.

>> No.38534874

>>38524255
Eirin, you give off way too many pheromones and you're so sweaty, when does my penis inspection end?

>> No.38534884
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I love hags!

>> No.38535169
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anon is just pretending to have forgotten me, right?

>> No.38536258

>>38535169
Fuck off you stupid ghost
Yuyuko is superior in all respects

>> No.38537460

>>38520643
I will marry Yuuka! No matter the cost! I must deflower her!

>> No.38537475
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>>38537460
You don't deflower Yuuka. She deflowers you.

>> No.38538773

>>38521297
ghost

>> No.38539233

>>38521297
Give me the virgin snake lady, we will get married before either of us dares to ask for sex.

>> No.38539538
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>>38521297

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>>38534884
>>38528587
>>38521254
Dont you guys forgot some in the hag club?

>> No.38541212

>>38540436
Aya and Tewi on this council, but we do not grant them the rank of hag.

>> No.38541587
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>>38521297

>> No.38545238
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I want to drink every hag's milk and then judge them like a wine taster would I bet stinky Kanako's would be the worst! And the stinkiest!

>> No.38545393

>That taka84's short video
God, i love hags.

>> No.38545431

>>38545238
Who do you think would be the best? I'd say Yuuka, she's all natural.

>> No.38545494

>>38545393
L-link?

>> No.38545516

>>38545393
fat bastard bros...we got 'em.

>> No.38545694

>>38545494
>>38545516
https://mobile.twitter.com/taka84_mmd/status/1388143685699735552

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>>38545431
It's hard to say!! Milk flavor can be very easily influenced by a person's diet! Yuuka may be all natural, but her milk might end up tasting quite bitter depending on her diet! Or rather sweet!

>> No.38546076

>>38524255
Maam why are you taking off your clothes this is not needed for an a simple doctor inspection maam

>> No.38546086

>>38545393
>>38545494
>>38545516
>>38545694
This is garbage

>> No.38546225
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>>38545393
Taka is great, but I'm not a fan of his hypnotism stuff. Hags are naturally lewd, so there's no need for it.

>> No.38546471

>>38545238
i wanna drink from the milky hags and call them mommy!

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i need touhou mom to take care of me

>> No.38547925

I am mean to the people I'm interested in. I can't explain it.

>> No.38547954
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>>38547919
I also want 2hu mom

>> No.38548135

>>38547925
You are tsundere.
Or just a huge jerk.

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>>38547954

>> No.38554178
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What happened to the boobhu threads? Did they get banned or something?

>> No.38554196

>>38554178
those threads aren't back to back.
someone just decides to make one and that's it.
if you want one, make one.

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>>38554196
I knew that, i just noticed that the gaps between have gotten a lot longer recently, I wasn't sure if they were just dying, if i was just missing them, or if they were getting deleted. Thanks for the info though.

>> No.38564607

>>38534884
i hate them

>> No.38567663
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No matter what anyone says, Yukari still got it, alright?!

>> No.38567695

>>38567663
>tfw she gapped her flab away

>> No.38570973

>>38567663
I'm glad Ran is there
don't want chen to become a weirdo like Yukari

>> No.38572176

>>38529577
All hags wish they were lolis

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>>38572176
And they can be! It's an incident!

>> No.38581175

>>38581097
Now Kanako will finally have men willing to marry her!
Lolicons aren't the most well adjusted individuals, but it's probably better than being the oldest virgin in Gensokyo.

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i need 2hu mom AND grandma

>> No.38581268

>>38546225
Hypnosis is meh. Have you got any better hag doujin recommendations?

>> No.38581300

>>38581268
Still about mature ladies, yes?

>> No.38581313

>>38581300
If possible, please. Thank you Anon.

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>> No.38587169
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Luv them hags, especially Yukari.

>> No.38587571
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>>38581233
What do they mean by it when the hags are holding objects like that?

>> No.38594016

>>38522598
Nyakuren.

>> No.38594062

>>38529577
>>38572176
wrong, incorrect, erroneous!

>> No.38594401

>>38521297
Yuugi and Ran?

Whenever did people decide they were hags

>> No.38595360

>>38594401
I mean characters like Patchouli are over 100 year old

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>>38587571
it means that they want to give me milkies

>> No.38595931

>>38594062
How is the first post incorrect?

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>>38529577
>>38572176
Die

>> No.38596522

>>38595931
hags are not mean, should one not be mean to them; they are soft

>> No.38597153

>>38596522
I would like to massage their soft feet

>> No.38602998

>>38520643
impregnate hags

>> No.38603109
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>>38520643
I'm 21 and all the hags are too old for me. Only ones I'd consider are yuyuko and yuuka.
>>38520810
Yukari isn't a hag, she told me she was 17.

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I'm pretty sure every other hag here is a newborn compered to Eirin.

>> No.38628068

>>38621804
Eirin is ANCIENT

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>> No.38632928

>>38629306
whats going on why are they all just eating
is that human meat

>> No.38632993

>>38632928
Fat smelly in early thirdies neet virgins are main meal of the hags

You should know better

>> No.38633809

>>38632993
>early thirdies neet virgins
I thought wizards were supposed to be powerful. How are they being eaten by a bunch of grannies?

>> No.38633844

>>38633809
It's easy
You are lvl 30 wizard
They are lvl 1000 granny
Do the math

>> No.38635429

>>38633844
That's awful. Hags ruin everything.
I'm going to give my powers to Sanae so I don't get eaten by those evil mummies.

>> No.38637188
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Are new hags accepted around here

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>>38637188
Stop bullying the new hag, art teacher Junko.

>> No.38639443

>>38637245
That awful non-character deserves it just for having such a shit design alone.

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>> No.38644437

>>38603109
>yuyuko
she is literally 1000+ years old

>> No.38647887

>>38644437
She also died when she was like 17/18 so she's the youngest of them in both body and time she spent on this world.

>> No.38647947

>>38639443
>non-character
explain how

>> No.38648161
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>>38639443
Don't be rude

>> No.38648162

>>38647947
When AI-generated designs (not to mention print-work designs and spin-offs) are better than whatever ZUN is shitting out lately in his games, you know there's a big problem.

>> No.38650269

>>38648162
Ok now actually explain and provide examples instead of an opinion

>> No.38650330

we want yukarin's panties

>> No.38652642

>>38640267
Look at how tall Kanako is! What a freak!
I want to bully her by stealing her first kiss!

>> No.38654347

>>38650269
Why should I explain myself to some shiteater who gleefully consumes whatever is on the platter without a second thought, proving that he has neither any integrity nor principles? My conviction is more than enough. I bet you also play that godawful 2hu gacha game too.

>> No.38655989

>>38633844
I don't understand.

>> No.38659600

You should stop being fags and fearing the wonderful ladies of Gensokyo. Yes, they easily could brutally murder you, but why would they do that if you're good company instead of a fucking faggot?

>> No.38659653

>>38659600
Fortune Teller is a good company. Look what Reimu did to him.

>> No.38660222

>>38659600
I don't fear them, I just like bullying them, specially Kanako.

>>38659653
That hust proves tha Reimu is way worse than the hags.

>> No.38660587

>>38660222
Not really. With the exception of Yuyuko and Byakuren, I bet all the others have a higher body count then Reimu.

>> No.38661132

>>38660587
The people they killed had it coming. Fortune teller, on the other hand, did nothing wrong.

>> No.38661264

>>38661132
> The people they killed had it coming
How do you know that? That a big speculation on your part. There is no way they didn't kill someone innocent in thier 1000+ Lifespan, especially considering what most of them are.

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>>38661264
Just look at them. Is this the face of someone who's capable of killing an innocent person?
Bad people were never in short supply, so it's very believable that they never killed someone who was just minding their own bussiness.
And even if they did kill innocent people (they didn't), they surely regret it and would never do it again.
Hags are good people and you can trust them.

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A little bit of Komakusa to ease the mood

>> No.38662146

Starraisins has lately went pretty wild

>> No.38662670
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>>38661831
Totally not a hag biased post

>> No.38663277

>>38662670
reimu onions face/!?!?!?!?

>> No.38663775

>>38663277
You don't belong here

>> No.38667789

>>38654347
stay mad I don't play gacha

>> No.38667798

>>38663775
No humor in /joi/ I mean /jp/ allowed, mmmkay?

>> No.38669304

>>38661831
Put on a bra you stupid hag

>> No.38677546

>>38648161
what did she mean by this

>> No.38679286

>>38547925
1. mean casually
2. mean when I don't mean to be mean
3. mean when I try to be not mean

that's right wrinkly Gensokyo hags, FUCK YOU

>> No.38683146

>>38679286
Oh id fuck them alright, oh boooy

>> No.38686672

>>38683146
I HATE GENSOKYO
I HATE GENSOKYO

>> No.38695587

>>38629306
why does it feel like they're trying to intimidate me

>> No.38702159

>>38520643
But there aren't any hags in Touhou?

>> No.38717405

>>38648162
>AI-generated designs
I haven't seen anything about that. Story?

>> No.38718698
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>>38717405
Take a gander.

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>>38717405
Some of them are especially cute, like this.

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>>38717405
Or this.

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>>38717405

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>> No.38721081

>>38718710
>>38718724
>>38718739
>>38718768
>>38718787
>>38718805
They all kind of look fake, except the third one. They feel more like pc-98 designs or things that would come out of the ZUN teaching drawing meme
Still some are neat enough, but they lack something, perhaps the weird ass decision making that ZUN sometimes has like clownpiece

>> No.38725761

>>38718698
Well, nevermind. I saw it before. I misread it thinking it was about Keiki's design being AI generated.
Also,
>>38718787
This one has meme potential and >>38718805 is just Eiki.

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>> No.38739123

>>38520643
Suwako is also a ha-

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>> No.38740388

>>38718710
i like "Gohei" at least that's how i call her
https://litter.catbox.moe/qge1jl.png

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If I could draw, I'd edit this into having 2hu hags instead

>> No.38743880

>>38743777
Just copy-paste hag sprites onto the heads of the old coots.

>> No.38744156

>>38743777
>comic sans
This is beautiful.

>> No.38744902
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>>38520643
the hags are bitter about not being able to get married. seems like everyone in gensokyo is into lolis these days.

>> No.38745804

>>38520643
The whole hag thing is just dumb fandom nonsense.

Suika, Kasen, Hecate, Mokou, Kaguya, etc are canonically old as shit yet nobody ever holds it against them.

>> No.38758721

>>38744902
Yuuka is judgemental for someone so feared!

>> No.38765394

>>38745804
Yes the hag meme is solely based on them being mature looking women instead of midgets.
Its a meme you dunce

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>>38548218
That doujin (of all the other rape/pedo doujins) makes me sad. Poor girl. Do you happen to be the one i told about this doujin?

>> No.38769496

>>38745804
>Suika
loli hag
>Kasen
young looking hag
>Hecate

>Mokou
immortal hag
>Kaguya
ancient immortal hag

>> No.38781564

>>38769496
Hag is so rude.

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