100 Powerful Touhou Project Jokes

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100 Powerful Touhou Project Jokes Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:01:59 2022 No.38445708 [Reply] [Original]

1. What's a lunarian's favorite snack? Moon pies
2. What does Santa say in Gensokyo? Tou ho ho
3. What did a developer do when Patchouli cheated in their game? They patched it!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:19:49 2022 No.38445970 >>38445708 thats 3 but they're pretty good

Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:28:39 2022 No.38446086

>>38445708
4. Did you hear about the fairy who got in front of Marisa's Master Spark? It exterminated her!
5. Did you hear about the youkai who tried bugging Marisa while she was using her Master Spark? She exterminated her!
6. Did you hear about when Yuuka found out Marisa stole her Master Spark technique? She exterminated her!
7. Did you hear about when Marisa practiced her Master Spark near the Scarlet Devil Mansion? I'm sure you can guess what happened!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:30:29 2022 No.38446112 File: 53 KB, 600x595, 1643252247080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38446086

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:33:49 2022 No.38446141 >>38446112 It is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:38:22 2022 No.38446180 >>38446086 If I ever need to keep a straight face, I'll have you tell me a bunch of jokes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 15:33:13 2022 No.38446812 >>38445708 8. What do you call Yukari acting in a cutesy manner? Gap moe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 16:26:03 2022 No.38447407 >>38445708 send a 1 kiloton nuke to the scarlet devil mansion

Anonymous Thu Feb 3 17:10:07 2022 No.38447902

Sakuya, Ran, Seiga, Yuuka and Tenshi are sitting in one jail cell.
"I'd love to fuck a kitty right now" - says Ran
"Yeah, but it better be a little one!" - says Sakuya
"I'd tear off its legs after you're done" - says Yuuka
"And then, after it bleeds out, I'd fuck it again" - says Seiga
"Meow" - says Tenshi

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 17:18:02 2022 No.38447985 File: 417 KB, 1240x1754, 60acc5c0c48cefd6c96dd5fc63d82e4d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38447902 I don't get the reference.

Anonymous Thu Feb 3 17:36:34 2022 No.38448180
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>>38447985
See the attached picture. It's just a take on an old joke.
As for the casting of Touhou characters, it's mostly according to how they are portrayed in fanon.
Ran wants to fuck a kitty, because she's horny for Chen in fanon, and she's also an animal herself.
Sakuya wants it to be little, because she's a lolicon in fanon.
Yuuka wants to tear off its legs, because she's comically sadistic in fanon.
Seiga wants to fuck it after it dies, because she's a necrophiliac (this is canon).
Tenshi pretends to be a cat in hopes that they will do all of the above to her, because she's portrayed as a masochist in fanon to an absurd degree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 18:28:29 2022 No.38448916 >>38448180 That sounds like a vulgar monty python film. His characters have a perfect dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 18:31:14 2022 No.38448949 File: 859 KB, 3464x3464, 1643913042111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] none of you will be women

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 18:41:06 2022 No.38449057 >>38448949 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 19:23:24 2022 No.38449571 >>38448916 >His

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 08:04:28 2022 No.38456567 Post the 83 remaining jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 08:08:57 2022 No.38456598 >>38456567 Rumia decided to visit the Myouren Temple one night. Upon seeing the resident tiger, she responded: Is that Shou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 19:23:35 2022 No.38465040 File: 9 KB, 196x258, 1643645636344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38446812

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 19:27:55 2022 No.38465074 File: 36 KB, 373x355, 1639388685484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38456598

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 21:33:27 2022 No.38466635 Why are cheap electronics and a futa SDM doujinshi similar? They're both Maid in China

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 08:10:05 2022 No.38472662 >>38466635 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 10:42:05 2022 No.38473673 What would be the name of Tenshi's daughter? Elevenshi

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 10:56:32 2022 No.38473759 >>38473673 Elevengo

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 01:15:33 2022 No.38483142 Why do rabid Nintendo fans hate Ten Desires? Because it was the Seiga genesis!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 09:45:25 2022 No.38487256 What do you call a hairless Cirno? Shaved Ice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 14:19:40 2022 No.38489915 >>38445708 The Third is my favourite!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 06:45:51 2022 No.38498696 Why did Seiga tell Yoshika to take a nap? She was dead on her feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 19:38:24 2022 No.38504916 How did Yuyuko fare in the eating competition? The other competitors didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 07:35:56 2022 No.38511657 Why did cirno beat herself up? To prove she was the strongest.

Anonymous Tue Feb 8 07:59:22 2022 No.38511767
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>>38446086
Did you hear about the Youkai that started the incident and donated a large sum to Hakurei Shrine? She got away scot free!
Did you hear about the Youkai that started an incident and donated a modest sum to Hakurei Shrine? She got away with two broken arms!
Did you hear about the Youkai that started an incident and donated a small sum to Hakurei Shrine? She's still in a comatose state to this day!
Did you hear about the Youkai that started an incident and forgot to donate to Hakurei Shrine? I'm sure you can guess what happened to him!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 09:39:49 2022 No.38512222 What's the last day of the week in old hell? Satoriday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 10:33:40 2022 No.38512629 >>38511657 That actually happened tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 23:31:45 2022 No.38520057 What do you call the situation where Wriggle offers to pay you to do something? Bug bounty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 09:16:00 2022 No.38524421 What sport do the Taoists enjoy playing? Futoball.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 11:45:40 2022 No.38525917 >>38524421 What sport do touhou players enjoy watching? Futaball

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 20:10:09 2022 No.38531447 Not funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 09:06:27 2022 No.38537626 How old is Yukari? Seventeen

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 03:44:02 2022 No.38552846 What's a popular card game among oni? Yuugi-Oh!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 00:23:17 2022 No.38567307 How did Koishi react to people thinking about her? She turned a blind eye to them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:35:19 2022 No.38568191 File: 50 KB, 380x380, ..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38531447

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:20:36 2022 No.38574694 >>38537626 But that's factually true?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 15:21:13 2022 No.38576119 How many Lunarians does it take to chang'e a light bulb? Unnecessary, Lunarian technology has advanced to the point where they can see even with their heads fully up their own asses

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 18:36:54 2022 No.38578346 why did patchy cross the road? to get to the library

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 04:58:07 2022 No.38584682 >>38531447 They can't all be winners.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:00:11 2022 No.38588080 File: 799 KB, 250x250, 1638497304429.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38456598

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 01:10:30 2022 No.38598641 What brand of sunscreen does Nitori use? Kappatone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 01:26:29 2022 No.38598794 Where do the Eientei residents go out to eat? At the MokouDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 08:58:09 2022 No.38603034 How did Nazrin find Bishamonten's Pagoda during the rainstorm? It was doused!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 00:13:03 2022 No.38614304 >>38603034 >>38456598 Alright, these two are good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 08:48:19 2022 No.38618622 Why does poor Futo seem so exhausted recently? She has a lot of plates to spin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 08:49:04 2022 No.38618628 >>38603034 cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 21:33:53 2022 No.38625871 What's a tengu's favorite fruit? Papayayaya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 02:50:01 2022 No.38629019 >>38625871 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 08:38:36 2022 No.38631542 Did you hear about the four-way fight between Chen, Orin, Shou, and Mike? It was a real catastrophe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 09:32:45 2022 No.38631849 What do you call Patchy when you see she's good at playing around ledges? Patchouli Knowledge

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 23:43:31 2022 No.38639297 What did the thief shout back at Nitori while running off with her new gadget? You'll never take me alive, kappa!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 06:02:26 2022 No.38642555 >>38631542 Another good one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 06:07:12 2022 No.38642588 >>38631849 The funny was located

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 16:07:59 2022 No.38648420 Why does the village give Kanako faith? She's a real pillar of the community.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 23:38:03 2022 No.38653002 Whats tenshi's favourite music genre? Rock. Why was the rabbit send to an asylum? She was a lunatic. Why does nobody like talking to Yuuka? She keeps beating around the bush!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 00:06:53 2022 No.38653285 >>38445708 Okay, I laughed. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 07:24:48 2022 No.38655964 File: 557 KB, 965x770, moriya bullying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38653002 3rd one made me smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 22:24:49 2022 No.38664280 How well did Reimu do against the spellcard? She bombed it.

Anonymous Sat Feb 19 09:12:48 2022 No.38668340
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Did you hear about the beast spirits that got on Yachie's bad side?
They otter know better than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 17:17:02 2022 No.38675004 >>38668340 lol...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 01:11:24 2022 No.38680868 What did Shanghai Alice reply after being rushed for the next game? "Itll come out ZUN enough!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 08:05:25 2022 No.38684965 File: 107 KB, 833x1034, __shameimaru_aya_touhou_drawn_by_rbfnrbf_mandarin__6eee904e55c09c2d9b42901c1eba7095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38680868

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 00:42:42 2022 No.38696154 What instrument do people hear when they're in the Garden of the Sun? Yuukalele

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 00:48:32 2022 No.38696208 >>38552846 Made me chuckle, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 08:52:55 2022 No.38700220 Did you hear about Marisa's punishment after she was apprehended by the Scarlet Police? They threw the book at her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 09:12:26 2022 No.38700390 What did the teacher say about the creature names Flandre came up with? Nice Flanimals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 00:57:42 2022 No.38710033 >>38700220 She ate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 16:56:45 2022 No.38718480 What's the moon princess' favorite type of cookie? Oatmeal Reisen

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 02:35:08 2022 No.38724678 What does Marisa have that you can never have? lesbian sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 02:37:14 2022 No.38724696 What does Koishi and this thread have in common? Both disappear from your consciousness when you don't see them.

Anonymous Wed Feb 23 02:44:21 2022 No.38724779
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What is funnier than Junko's dead baby?
Junko's dead baby in a clown costume!

What is red and goes round and round?
Junko's baby in a garbage disposal.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
Junko's dead baby combing it’s hair with a potato peeler!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 03:14:19 2022 No.38725212 File: 989 KB, 900x900, 22588d2ab2e0fec9810b32cf1dd29312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To get to the other side! Why did Kutaka cross the road?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 03:39:20 2022 No.38725556 File: 175 KB, 512x384, 1638058547095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38724779 >>38725212 Made me smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 04:43:07 2022 No.38726197 >>38724779 fug u >>38725556 fug you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 18:40:03 2022 No.38734572 Where does Lily White live? In a Lily pad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 03:28:48 2022 No.38740105 How did Reimu resolve her first incident? With a big ball!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 06:28:27 2022 No.38759703 Why do people get annoyed when they have to explain something to Suika? She can be very dense at times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 06:34:50 2022 No.38772782 Why do people enjoy listening to Ran? Because she has so many tails!

Anonymous Sat Feb 26 22:39:27 2022 No.38782045
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>>38724779
>What is funnier than Junko's dead baby?
>Junko's dead baby in a clown costume!
Hmm...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 01:43:44 2022 No.38783579 What's Keiki's favourite dessert? Chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 01:54:49 2022 No.38783645 Lunarians

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 02:21:53 2022 No.38783832 >>38576119 junko pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 22:22:32 2022 No.38793193 What do you call a lunarian nudist? [Spoiler] A mooner! [/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 22:39:55 2022 No.38793309 >>38772782 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 22:41:37 2022 No.38793322 What's kaguya's least favourite drink? fujiwara no mocha

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 23:02:01 2022 No.38793478 >>38783645 Best joke ITT

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 05:24:34 2022 No.38796800 >>38718480 What delicacy can you find when you visit the Lunar Empire? moon pies

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:53:15 2022 No.38797678 Guess who appeared in Cheating Detective Satori? Not Mima lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 16:06:57 2022 No.38803195 >>38797014 Aya please...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 00:57:18 2022 No.38808013 >>38797014 Ayayayaya!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 03:34:54 2022 No.38809073 >>38445708 I had a moon pie today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 16:32:46 2022 No.38814492 What did Patchouli change her name to when she started boxing? Punchouli Brawlage

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 22:20:49 2022 No.38817349 File: 1.33 MB, 2480x3508, 365476547768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did Seija say when she lost to Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 09:52:10 2022 No.38821380 >>38817349 I can't believe you've done this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:52:33 2022 No.38829002 >>38445708 Hey wanna know Wriggles favourite band? The beatles!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:53:42 2022 No.38829008 >>38829002 fuck it another one Wanna know why tojiko would be a terrible mother? Because she would he dead-beet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:54:57 2022 No.38829017 >>38829008 beet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:36:16 2022 No.38829483 What's the best place on the computer to hide files from Mugetsu? The D: drive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:41:14 2022 No.38830633 >>38829017 Beetroot, get it because shes a daikon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 04:51:43 2022 No.38830697 >>38830633 Daikon are radishes, not beets.

>>	The Goblin Thu Mar 3 20:23:18 2022 No.38838845 What do Spider-Man and Flandre Scarlet have in common? I want them both dead!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:27:13 2022 No.38838866 >>38830697 I'll beet you to death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 07:49:14 2022 No.38843433 What's Orin's favourite fruit? Apples_

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:47:08 2022 No.38853658 Why is it a bad idea to ask Cirno for a massage? She'll give you the cold shoulder!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 00:11:10 2022 No.38864592 Why did Suwako go to Eintei? She was feeling a little froggy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 08:50:05 2022 No.38867786 How did Yukari react when Yuyuko returned with the Watatsuki's sake? She was over the moon about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 20:05:55 2022 No.38875746 >>38838866 No violence!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 21:14:29 2022 No.38876499 What dance party does Kaguya never miss? Balls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 08:56:47 2022 No.38882267 File: 32 KB, 360x516, __lunasa_prismriver_touhou_drawn_by_kito_sorahate__6929c20602ea74cc3b55270a5899bbda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38875746 What do you have against violins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 17:57:32 2022 No.38886836 >>38853658 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:29:59 2022 No.38889440 >>38445708

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 09:08:44 2022 No.38893412 How is Alice such a resourceful girl? She knows how to pull strings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 05:21:30 2022 No.38904810 >>38893412 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:46:57 2022 No.38912851 Have you seen how well-behaved Mayumi is? Keiki did a really good job shaping her up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 08:33:15 2022 No.38918645 What would Mamizou's name be if she were a man? Papizou

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 11:36:25 2022 No.38919970 >>38918645 Ayyyy I get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 00:09:16 2022 No.38927797 >>38445708

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:19:10 2022 No.38934794 What do you call the fusion of Cirno and Alice? All ice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 09:05:04 2022 No.38942841 What kind of mattress does Lily White use? It's spring!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 19:57:59 2022 No.38950049 Why did Reimu walk past the danmaku battle between Momiji and Kagerou without paying any attention to it? She didn't have a dog in that fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 07:29:22 2022 No.38956014 How did Komachi know Murasa was around? She had a sinking feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 18:18:33 2022 No.38962686 >>38456598 I know Shou is a tiger but I don't get the joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 19:36:11 2022 No.38963308 File: 65 KB, 320x400, 2image0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38962686 sou nano ka is that so shou toramaru is that shou

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 08:31:21 2022 No.38970376 Why does Yuuka's baked bread taste so good? It must be because she's a flour youkai!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 18:56:52 2022 No.38977457 >>38963308 Even better in nip, "Shou nano ka?" >>38970376 Good one

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 08:54:21 2022 No.38983096 What's a favorite treat among Myouren Temple? Nuegat bars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 01:48:23 2022 No.38991776 We'll never hit 100...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 09:43:52 2022 No.38994206 >>38991776 Where are we at now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:35:38 2022 No.38997149 >>38994206 ~50

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:37:53 2022 No.38997180 >>38997149 No we are on ~80

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 05:24:45 2022 No.39004756 What do you call Kagerou the day after a full moon? A wornwolf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 06:09:55 2022 No.39005017 How many chirnos does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 12:59:39 2022 No.39007718 >>38997180 I didn't count on the ones that aren't actually jokes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 00:14:55 2022 No.39014405 Where should Kogasa go when she wants to scare people? The bamBOO forest!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 00:27:03 2022 No.39014612 Where do rokurokubi go to save their money? to the Sekibank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 03:30:58 2022 No.39016363 Did you hear that Akyuu is thinking about changing religions? She said she's going to become Ajuu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 03:51:11 2022 No.39016541 Did you know the Yakumo family were once in the restaurant business? Apparently Yukari used to Ran a Chen of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 04:00:33 2022 No.39016596 What is the saddest joke of all time? Kogasa Tatara

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 04:14:43 2022 No.39016687 Why are the summer months hated in Gensokyo? Because Jo'on makes everyone go broke

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 04:18:19 2022 No.39016715 Why is everyone in Gensokyo so poor during the summer months? Because Jo'on makes everyone go broke

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 04:51:25 2022 No.39016921 Why did Cirno cause an incident after she played Pokemon Crystal? She wanted to capture Suika, Raiko, and Eientei

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 23:57:58 2022 No.39027453 >>39016921 That joke is rather lame

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 23:58:15 2022 No.39027456 >>39016596 It's not sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 07:49:39 2022 No.39033926 File: 336 KB, 768x900, __tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_sasa_kichi__974cfb4300f0742b8c5783019bdb2a21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39027456 You deny it's sad but you don't deny that Kogasa is a joke?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 22:42:26 2022 No.39048006 What is Keine having for dinner tonight? Whatever it is, it's history!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 23:22:44 2022 No.39048398 File: 151 KB, 359x414, 1612044086496.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39048006 But shes having it tonight, thats future tense. Should have been "What did Keine have for dinner last night."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 01:05:42 2022 No.39049430 >>39027453 Tell a better one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 08:10:58 2022 No.39054673 What was Raiko doing at the produce market? She was looking for a beet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 08:43:06 2022 No.39055753 >>39048006 Hakutucker

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 15:05:14 2022 No.39064116 Which characters attract the most niggers to the touhou fanbase? Suika and Yukari Yakoolaid

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 15:06:09 2022 No.39064134 >>39033926 Kogasa isn't just a joke she's the entire circus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 08:10:48 2022 No.39073428 What kind of movies does Nazrin enjoy? Cheesy ones!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 23:43:56 2022 No.39084897 >>39064116 Lies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 01:35:37 2022 No.39086532 >>39073428 Made me smile :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 19:48:27 2022 No.39097535 Who substituted for Eiki when she went on vacation? Kyouko, the Yama 'biko

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 23:57:05 2022 No.39100121 >>39097535 Just yell 'White' at her really loud. Get into heaven EZ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 23 01:15:11 2022 No.39100925 >>39064134 You guys are mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 23 10:23:12 2022 No.39105703 >>39064134 So talented.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 24 04:12:21 2022 No.39117925 If someone made a fairy futa doujin, who would be the protagonist? Sunny D

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 01:02:26 2022 No.39131019 >>39117925 I can't believe I actually lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 20:36:29 2022 No.39142173 Did you see Alice's performance about Myouren Temple? It was quite a puppet Shou!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 20:41:53 2022 No.39142222 Why did Cirno become a popular rapper? She was iced out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 20:48:03 2022 No.39142284 What did a man say when he noticed Koishi? I was blind but now I see!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 22:21:54 2022 No.39143206 If Utsuho and Cirno had a daughter, what would they name her? Cirnobyl What does Rinnosuke call his money? Kourin dough Why did Tenshi go into the bathroom? To take a Tenshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 23:16:58 2022 No.39143694 What's Reisen's favorite kind of noodle? Udon-gein

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 09:53:18 2022 No.39148943 >>39143206 >If Utsuho and Cirno had a daughter, what would they name her? >Cirnobyl I like how well this one fits. Those two would create a real disaster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 16:48:46 2022 No.39154559 >>39117925 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:20:53 2022 No.39160215 >>39143206 >Cirnobyl jej

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:25:09 2022 No.39160254 What did Mima say when she returned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:25:41 2022 No.39166501 File: 84 KB, 626x348, 1612032276752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39160254 Hey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:27:26 2022 No.39166523 >>39160254 What's up guys, Mima here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:12:35 2022 No.39175358 >>39160254 Well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 08:21:53 2022 No.39189403 Did you see Yoshika when the intruder got past her and into the mausoleum? She was hopping mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 02:38:34 2022 No.39201954 Why did Sakuya give the mistress a time-out? Remilia was driving her batty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 09:44:55 2022 No.39205446 >>39100121 Get into heaven with ONE EASY TRICK CELESTIALS HATE HIM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 01:52:03 2022 No.39216979 Why did Hecatia stop the riot at the circus? She did it for clown peace!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 31 15:41:29 2022 No.39227982 How does Hell settle arguments now that Hecatia has returned from Gensokyo? With damnmaku!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 04:34:35 2022 No.39235417 >>38970376 >Yuuka's baked bread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAhCWh5TkiM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 08:31:04 2022 No.39237736 What's the fourth celestial body Hecatia will keep close to her once you go to hell? Uranus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:47:40 2022 No.39247893 What does Yuuka call going to the bathroom? Picking flowers

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:50:44 2022 No.39247937 i'm sorry thread my posts have no bumping power

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 20:54:33 2022 No.39247976 >>39237736 Makes me giggle every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 02:26:47 2022 No.39251075 How many Cirnos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but you have to show her nine times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 08:57:10 2022 No.39254614 What brand of adhesive goop do they use in Gensokyo? Tenglue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 20:10:07 2022 No.39263719 Why would Shou be a strict parent? She would be a tiger mom!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 23:11:40 2022 No.39265601 None of these jokes are funny guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 02:18:40 2022 No.39267256 >>39265601 Sorry, I've run out of funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 04:44:38 2022 No.39268713 >>39265601 All (100) of them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 3 16:39:24 2022 No.39276725 >>39265601 What we lack in quality we make up for in quantity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 03:10:50 2022 No.39283002 >>38445708 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 06:06:01 2022 No.39284322 What crime was the thief charged with for stealing from Sekibanki? Bank robbery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 19:42:01 2022 No.39293377 >>39265601 You are not funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 08:45:48 2022 No.39298793 Did you see Alice on her way to meet Marisa? She was really dolled up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 15:23:24 2022 No.39303299 >>39265601 But are they powerful?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 04:17:09 2022 No.39310594 What is Mystia's favorite instrument? The eel-ectric guitar!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 6 17:21:17 2022 No.39318384 What did Mystia's patrons think about her singing? They were blindsided by her voice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 07:36:08 2022 No.39324969 What do Byakuren and Futo have in common? They both want Myouren Temple to be the hottest place in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 7 19:56:14 2022 No.39331370 Why should you be on good terms with Keine? If you die unexpectedly, she can erase your web browsing history.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 07:36:32 2022 No.39335937 Why do Gensokyo's musicians like collaborating with Raiko? She knows how to drum up an audience!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 8 22:41:28 2022 No.39346766 >>39324969 This one is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 04:58:33 2022 No.39350041 How do I make jokes? I have tried to be funny in the past but all I get is a nervous chuckle

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 10:02:32 2022 No.39352925 What kind of bread is popular in Gensokyo's market? Chimata bread.

Anonymous Sat Apr 9 10:13:24 2022 No.39353056

>>39350041
i think it might be a combination of knowing your target audience, making the necessary mental effort, luck, and delivery (which includes having broad enough vocabulary, and making words/sentences flow well)
also practice and the realization that any given person will probably find at most 10% of the things you joke about funny (a number i just pulled out of my ass)
and also delivering jokes in real life can be way harder or easier, depending on the degree of your oratory skill
also the amount of bitching you do in life is probably inversely proportional to how funny you are perceived as

but that's just based on my limited understanding of humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 9 10:46:18 2022 No.39353393 What does Yuuka say when you try to take one of her flowers home? Yuukan't

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 10 07:39:11 2022 No.39367097 >>39353393 I like this one.

Anonymous Mon Apr 11 08:30:49 2022 No.39382395

>>39350041
Well, there's making jokes (thinking them up) and then there's delivering jokes (expressing them). I assume you mean the latter. A lot of it is your personal social ability and variables outside your control. What works for me is just saying what I find to be funny. A joke falling flat is alright (maybe even the norm) as long as you don't let it take over the conversation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 01:22:21 2022 No.39394427 Which Touhou is most unwanted during the holidays? Keiki

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 12 08:51:43 2022 No.39397739 What's the name of the land of comedic fantasy hidden away from the world? Gen-joke-yo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 08:02:56 2022 No.39409673 Who wins in a dango-eating contest between Yuyuko, Ringo and Toutetsu? The dango industry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 13 19:22:05 2022 No.39417887 Why do both Youmu and Yuyuko have short hair? Because the things that cannot be cut by the Roukanken, forged by youkai... are next to none!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 14 07:11:51 2022 No.39422900 How did Okuu handle receiving the power of Yatagarasu? She went nuclear!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 15 06:50:13 2022 No.39437274 What do you call Patchouli when she's a little thirsty? Parchedouli Knowledge

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 07:11:23 2022 No.39450315 Why hasn't Rika appeared in any Touhou works since Story of Eastern Wonderland? She really tanked her debut!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 08:00:22 2022 No.39450747 File: 1.26 MB, 2019x1414, 82dacc80f69251b1b5bb4f6c5bccd86f4fe00669165f5697af1be9afd22c3804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39422900 something bad should happen to you because of that joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 16 22:37:12 2022 No.39460742 >>39450747 it was a fun and powerful joke!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 07:41:21 2022 No.39465949 >>39450747 Don't blow a geyser over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 17 07:56:04 2022 No.39466101 Why did Remy drink Patchouli's blood? She had a thirst for knowledge!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 05:03:00 2022 No.39482428 Why should you be careful about teasing Yamame? Someone might get all wound up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 12:43:42 2022 No.39486220 >>39482428 What will happen if Yamame teases you too much? It will make you sick!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:17:50 2022 No.39487288 >>38631849 i laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 18 14:19:13 2022 No.39487310 For a board full of virgin neets there is a scary amount of dad jokes in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 05:46:22 2022 No.39497182 >>39487310 The virgin neets here are probably 40 or 50 years old

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 19 16:26:10 2022 No.39503197 Where do the kappa keep their cucumbers? At the river bank!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 02:18:38 2022 No.39509000 >>39497182 This must be the humor of wizards then. Fitting for joke thread opening with Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 20 13:15:31 2022 No.39514001 What do you call a team-up between Chen and Cirno? Baka-Neko!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:20:19 2022 No.39523474 Did you guys see Sekibanki's danmaku battle? She really lost her head!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 07:23:22 2022 No.39523490 File: 58 KB, 650x640, sensible chuckle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39466101 this got a chuckle out of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:20:05 2022 No.39535412 What kind of heat do the fairies pack? A clown piece!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 07:25:04 2022 No.39536968 Wanna hear a joke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:19:58 2022 No.39538689 >>39536968 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:01:06 2022 No.39548230 >>39536968 Is it Kogasa?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 03:11:34 2022 No.39548304 >>39548230 Wow, rude!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:02:54 2022 No.39556188 >>39548230 It isn't funny though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 22:41:53 2022 No.39558967

>>39350041
Just say out loud what you find funny in your head. If you deliver a catastrophic flop, show relaxed awareness of the cringe by doubling down on it. Like start explaining the joke after 2 secondes of dead air, or chuckle to yourself "hehe, not bad not bad", works everytime
Don't care about people who never laugh at your jokes, you really don't want to surround yourself with people who don't at least share your sense of humor anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 07:52:19 2022 No.39562722 What do the Netherworld and being a cow have in common? You moo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 25 02:01:49 2022 No.39573316 Why doesn't Momoyo ever visit Geidontei? They refuse to serve miners!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 03:49:42 2022 No.39585206 What nickname can you call Momiji after she's given birth? Mommyji

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 26 07:44:51 2022 No.39586481 When do moon criminals know its time to flee? When they see the police Seiran!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 00:02:12 2022 No.39595004 Where does the hifuu club go to ice skate? The ice Renko.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 20:19:08 2022 No.39605403 >>39562722 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:02:16 2022 No.39609546 What kind of seafood does Mayumi like? Clayfish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:30:02 2022 No.39619177 How do you defeat Rumia in a danmaku battle? It takes a shot in the dark!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 00:32:33 2022 No.39619197 Of all the threads on this board this is the worst and yet is also my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 06:58:21 2022 No.39621566 How many jokes is it at now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 03:27:50 2022 No.39632801 >>39621566 I gave the thread a speed count and got 143 jokes. There's room for error in case some of these jokes aren't powerful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 04:50:05 2022 No.39633388 Took 2 months but I guess mission is accomplished.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 10:51:55 2022 No.39637233 File: 1.99 MB, 1500x947, credits_roll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39633388 The mission might be accomplished, but our story... is just beginning!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 10:54:36 2022 No.39637262 When are we getting the /jp/ joke book published?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 20:57:38 2022 No.39644600 What arcade classic does Momoyo hold the top score in? Dig Dug

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 21:26:00 2022 No.39644935 >>39644600 I cant believe Momoyo has an inflation fetish...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 08:18:49 2022 No.39650960 How did Shou become an avatar of Bishamonten? By earning her stripes!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 20:42:40 2022 No.39659016 >>39644935 Surely it's not any worse than her weakness to saliva.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 1 23:16:58 2022 No.39660282 >>39637262 I could make a decently formatted PDF for print and/or e-book.

Anonymous Mon May 2 19:59:19 2022 No.39670346

Yukari noticed Ran was moping around and generally acting bothered.
"What's wrong, Ran?"
"It's Chen. She's been tripping and falling down so much recently. I'm worried she's going to take a nasty fall soon and get really hurt."
"Keep your Chen up, Ran."
Then Yukari beat Ran with her parasol.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 08:15:03 2022 No.39675749 What do you call Wriggle after she turns in for the night? A bedbug.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 19:45:49 2022 No.39682903 Why did Wriggle give up on programming? Her work is full of bugs!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 22:06:14 2022 No.39683957 >>39675749 >>39682903 These are ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 07:13:36 2022 No.39687780 Where does Yukari do her clothes shopping? The GAP

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 19:43:53 2022 No.39695477 >>38445708

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 23:08:29 2022 No.39697100 Joon, Shion, Seija and Tenshi are having a battle royale to the death. Who wins ? Gensokyo. And Tenshi.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 17:42:35 2022 No.39705919 How close was Shinmyoumaru to sparking a revolution? She was just an inch short.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 06:16:01 2022 No.39711086 Why doesn't Yukari's shikigami run? She's already Ran!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 05:15:53 2022 No.39722655 What tool is best for growing doujin culture? A Tou-ho!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 19:52:18 2022 No.39730197 What do you call Aya after a bukkake? A ten goo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 05:58:17 2022 No.39735100 What sport does Shinmy enjoy playing? Bowls

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 20:35:12 2022 No.39745530 Did you know Waggy will hug anyone who asks for one? She's a big cuddlefish!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 21:02:37 2022 No.39745759 File: 975 KB, 1205x1208, 1588342946348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39745530 cute

>>	Anonymous Mon May 9 07:10:46 2022 No.39750976 >>39687780 That would have worked better as clothing brand.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 02:25:35 2022 No.39760585 Which Touhou is the most popular with chicks? Kutaka!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 18:15:57 2022 No.39767285 Saki walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 02:47:48 2022 No.39771608 Why does Remilia host such good parties? Because you’ll have a devil of a time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 08:32:23 2022 No.39773623 >>39771608 Have you heard about the parties Yuyuko throws at Hakugyokurou? They're to die for.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 08:34:57 2022 No.39773641 File: 192 KB, 500x236, very good.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39705919 >>39773623 >>39745530 Real good ones

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 15:29:19 2022 No.39777282 How did the Human Village’s teacher react to the outside world textbooks? She was pretty Keine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 11 19:59:32 2022 No.39779428 Did you hear how fast Sakuya took out the enemies? She really cleaned house.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 06:56:20 2022 No.39783992 Why does Yuyuko prefer Medicine Melancholy to act rude and selfish? Because good Medicine tastes bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 11:27:18 2022 No.39785646 What’s Byakuren’s favorite book? Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 01:33:56 2022 No.39792832 How did Sakuya fit so much into the SDM? She maid room.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 08:12:58 2022 No.39794959 >>39785646 This is it. My favorite joke of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 23:07:50 2022 No.39802361 Why was Mystia able to withstand a hit from Remilia? She just winged her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 01:28:50 2022 No.39803377 What nation's cuisine does Wakasagihime like the most? Finnish

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 09:16:11 2022 No.39806332 What do you call Hina when she's working at Eintei? A spin doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 14 16:21:52 2022 No.39811639 Why doesn’t Yukari’s house have security cameras? They kept getting gaps in the footage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 07:06:46 2022 No.39818220 Why does Suika's gourd refill after being closed? It's due to a bug!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 00:08:02 2022 No.39827995 Why are the Aki sisters resting at Eintei? They needed help recovering from a long fall.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 16 06:40:29 2022 No.39831102 >>39827995 Have you visited Minoriko after her tragic head injury? She's a real potato goddess now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 04:13:44 2022 No.39841450 Why is Eiki allowed to judge people? Because cute is justice!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 05:38:49 2022 No.39841852 GO UP

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 05:39:36 2022 No.39841858 What's Nemuno's favorite snack? HAGgis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 09:09:33 2022 No.39843059 >>39818220 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 16:45:11 2022 No.39846939 >>39843059 Strange and Bright Nature Deity Ch17-18 reveals Suika's gourd refills with sake due to the extract of a sake bug.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 17 16:57:30 2022 No.39847012 File: 1.22 MB, 1011x1452, 016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39846939 Huh? What was this about then?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 18 06:15:53 2022 No.39852363 >>38445708 Did you hear about the good Touhou game?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 18 20:48:41 2022 No.39859400 File: 303 KB, 1060x1514, strange_and_bright_nature_deity_18_13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>39847012 I couldn't tell you since I haven't gotten around to reading the whale's manga yet. Here's the page of SBND I was referencing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 06:54:37 2022 No.39862980 >>39859400 Maybe Whale was being metaphorical, or something. I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 01:18:54 2022 No.39870774 Why did Reimu take Suika's gourd away from her? For her sake!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:13:07 2022 No.39872982 Poor Momiji. She had to show up late to the Tengu barbecue because she got stuck with patrol duty. The ribs were all gone by the time she arrived! Do you know what Aya did? She threw her a bone!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 01:24:18 2022 No.39881465 Why do some people have a hard time reading Kokoro's mood? They don't know she masks her feelings!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 06:30:34 2022 No.39884485 What do you call a moist Kogasa? A wet umbrella

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 08:47:26 2022 No.39885296 Why does Momoyo go barefoot? Have you ever tried wearing shoes as a centipede?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 09:31:02 2022 No.39885487 >>39785646 pretty good desu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 21 23:06:53 2022 No.39891338 >>39884485 Horny

>>	Anonymous Sun May 22 08:03:29 2022 No.39895292 >>39884485 What do you call a dry Kogasa? Unemployed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 22 11:15:06 2022 No.39896658 Xd

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 04:36:41 2022 No.39905538 What happens when Momiji, Kagerou, Chen and Orin meet up? Things get really hairy!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 04:37:43 2022 No.39905545 LAUGH

>>	Anonymous Mon May 23 06:28:13 2022 No.39906055 >>39905538 This one got me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 01:11:38 2022 No.39915214 What does Kisume send to Santa before Christmas? Her bucket list!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 07:37:47 2022 No.39917476 Which Touhou could best tell you how to get onto the internet in Gensokyo? Yamame has plenty of experience connecting to the web.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 23:29:52 2022 No.39925619 Why was the Child of Miare brought to the village court? She was Akyuused of a crime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 08:53:51 2022 No.39929348 What cartoons do Lunarians watch? Looney Tunes!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 16:24:11 2022 No.39934338 >>38446112 Pretty much this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 04:13:30 2022 No.39940591 Why is Sekibanki sometimes hard to understand? She can get a head of herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 03:32:47 2022 No.39952095 Which 2hu has three eyes Sanae

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 04:18:21 2022 No.39952443 >>39925619 Nice one. >>39952095 This one I almost didn't get, and I can't decide if it's clever or not. It was a good thread, nice jokes everyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 05:36:37 2022 No.39952879 File: 95 KB, 508x392, yukata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't believe this thread hit bump limit. I like it when /jp/ does creative efforts like these.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 12:48:24 2022 No.39956573 This was my favourite thread in a long time. Thank you for every single shit joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 13:58:40 2022 No.39957750 That thread was peak comfy. I'm gonna miss it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 18:24:20 2022 No.39960448 Why was Dayousei sad? Because of Cheerno

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 19:04:39 2022 No.39960834 >>39952095 i would've guessed Ichirin.

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