Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You will be warm.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377
leche!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377
but the Ice Queen is draining my body heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377
Gentlemen, I'm going to surprise hug a yeti.

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>>38445422

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Did you really think you could run away from this thread?

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How long is it gonna take mayor zombie to Wight so we can have competent leadership?

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>>38445445
dunno, still aint gonna pay my taxes or for public transportion

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>>38445016
You know very well the moment her motherly ambrosia touches the tip of your tongue you'd surrender to her and your mind would revert back to that of a nursing infant, safe a secure latched to your mother's bosom.

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>>38445445
what does she even do all day?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38445532
wander in the street before her retainers find her again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445532
try to hug her bodyguard

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>>38445506
But I could pretend to not want it before that! as long as I didn't smell it I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

The most popular girls in the thread are:

>Foxes
>Cows
>Elves
>Hellhounds
Am I forgetting someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445548
I can't blame her. If I was assigned a muscular monster girl as my bodyguard, I would be often hugging her too.

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>>38445643
have to hand greenworm an honorable mention

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>>38445643
shogs

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>>38445652
As nice is to see that one guy loves her, one guy continuously posting her does not make a girl popular.

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>>38445537
All cute spiderlings will one day grow up to be sadistic rapists, and that's a good thing.

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>>38445667
I dunno man, I think he's starting to get to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445681
it's hard to find depictions of small spiders even though jumping spiders are one of the cutest of arachnids.

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>>38445643
Dragons and memecats.
>>38445661
Yes, Kikis too.
>>38445652
>>38445667
Yeah, nothing against him, but come on. Next you're gonna count Gazer only because of Gazerfag.

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What is the worst insult to a kiki?

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>>38445765
>You missed a spot.

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>>38445435

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>>38445643
>no demon mentioned
I need to switch full schizo mode to reassure my dominance here

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445778
The fox is sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445765
disrespectful mother in laws

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445615
Your will shall crumble the moment she she shoves her tits in your face, and whispers:
touch the cow
do it NOW
None can resist the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445765
you are western spy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445906
>mastah found out
>he must be re-educated
All for the Motherland

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445765
>filthy capitalist pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445934
I want a high strength build kiki knight to go adventuring with.
She'd even call me her lord and everything, to the annoyance of the centaur paladin.

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>ehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445994
touching tentacle tips is extremely lewd

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>>38445377

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red sneks
i miss P&D

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38445994
I'm going to walk down the street with her holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446037
i liked several of the designs. angels and demons in particular.

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>>38445760
>Next you're gonna count Gazer only because of Gazerfag.
Gazer is genuinely popular though to outsiders

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>>38445377

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[Anonymous No.]

Praise be to the ice queen for the snow

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>>38446209
So she's the one responsible for me having to shovel my car out from under 3 feet of snow?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446209
I slipped and landed on my hip yesterday.
I'm not pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446073
Yeah all the Hera variations were topnotch
i was more of Haku or Bestcat guy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38446274
>smugcubus

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the holst plains are both the safest and most dangerous starting zone for new adventurers.

The physical threats and demonic beasts? Minimal presence.
The threat to your heart and dick by wholesome farm girls?
Extreme.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38446209
I was out for a walk just a while ago, the weather was clear and everything down to the smallest individual tree branches was covered in frost. Really made me want to hug an Ice Queen, preferably a cute loli with a big butt.

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>>38445377

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>>38446479
i'll take blue

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>>38446392
Whose the miniboss at holst plains? We all know the minibosses are universally the best girls.

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>>38446522
As much as I love huge boobs, this will always be the most important area.

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>>38446522
cherry milk....

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>>38446392
>The physical threats and demonic beasts? Minimal presence.
>he doesn't know about mid level Minos and Hakus pretending to be holsts for easy husbando
>he doesn't know about Ushi Onis larping as cows to prank (rape) adventurers who slept during the lessons in the academy

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>>38446501
Depends.
If you decide to try and tackle the 'corruption on the farm' route you end up with the Weresheep twins Dolly and Molly who have been doing some smuggling.
If you are out in the grasslands to 'secure the fences' you'll probably run into Bridget, and orc, and Sam, a goblin, that have been doing some rustling late at night.

>>38446556
Please, those are late game challenges only if you hit the "Wild Plains" zone a bit too early to the north.

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>>38446501
>deep in a grove, you stumble across some hooded figures chanting around a pentagram
>despite their robes you can clearly make out horns and hooved feet
>seems to be trails of... milk(?) coming from the figures and collecting in the center of the pentagram
>the milk is rising up and taking shape now
>it's forming into a giant cow woman
>a milk golem

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its cold

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>>38446392
I just use butter mino skip to get to the final dungeon and pass the door that needs all seven panties

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>>38446597

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Good morning anons, remember, l vampires are the best undead. Go up to your local vampire and pledge to serve them eternally today.

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>>38446617
nope, i am going to steal thier silly hats and raid their porn room

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>>38445377

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>>38446617
but how do I get past teh door, it has a riddle that i need to open

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446617
Sleeping with a vamp in a coffin is like trying to get an ushi to fit on a twin bed

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>>38446617
If they are the best, can they do my homework?

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It's been a while since I've been in the thread, but I've noticed there was a new "bad" end for Magus anon. Does anybody know for sure if an apophis ending now means that he's not doing an ending for Rhodon/dorm dash going "badly" or if Magus anon just felt like doing the apophis first?

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>>38440104
Do you have translation for that pic?

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>>38446608
The problem is that you then have to fight the MooRauder behind the troubles in the farm and outside it and she's more than just a 'lol, charge then attack' boss.

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>>38445643
my wife

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>>38446814
She follows you? I thought that didn’t happen or was that patched in to stop the butter mini skip?

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>>38445713
Jumping spiders are very smart too. They're capable of making plans and strategies even though science says they shouldn't be able to

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>>38445377

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>>38446804
Yeah, when I got back the skeb he author provided both EN & JP versions.

Come on, you slow turtle!
Hurry up and take me to the place I read about in the book
I want to get there before it gets dark!

Hello Traveler
Who am I, you ask?
I'm Rebecca, an explorer with a passion for local history!
Who is that behind me?
My dear big brother, of course!
Sabbath led by Rebecca is a Sabbath with the idea of preserving history.
The partner of the adventure is of course her favorite big brother
I like to play pranks on my favorite big brother
PERFECT Baphomet BODY
Rebecca is the embodiment of vitality

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446854
Tracking was improved and they reworked the corridors so she could follow you if you tried to clip through the door.

As a bonus, they did make her sister a new companion if you want a buff and busty mino to follow you.
Granted, Berserker is a bit rough right now but it works.

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Welcome to how train your ushi episode 2, now after capturing and trussing your ushi, which we went over in the last episode link in the description, it’s important to fondle, tease and edge her each day for at least a month so that she can correlate orgasms submissively by your hand and not by smashing your pelvis and don’t be afraid to use her either whether for blowjobs, boobjobs, simple frotting or just to give her a facial it’s all working towards you establishing dominance over her. That’ll be it for todays episode keep those ropes tights and her pussy wet, and please join me in the next episode where I’ll go over proper ushi breeding procedure and how to enjoy different positions despite her spider half such as mating press, doggy style, and even a full nelson. And please remember to like and subscribe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446877
FAT tails > small tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446879
>favorite big brother
based ntr via awkward translation

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38446743
Getting into coffins with comatose undead and cuddling them must be very comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>38446918
>ntr
You gotta try harder than that nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446885
Well shit, I think I might have an idea! Just use the final boss to fight the moorauder

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>>38446943
New Game Plus is a hell of a drug.

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>>38446887
>it’s important to fondle, tease and edge her each day for at least a month
You're playing a dangerous game, anon.
I like it, will do this with my Hellbitch wife.

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>>38446938
I don't have to, that's the implication of the dodgy translation.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters will politely and gently rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446966
>politely
>gently
>rape

[Anonymous No.]

You are under arrest for fucking goats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446990
What are weresheep?

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>38446962
The raw translations comes out to be one and only big brother, but yeah there is no ntr.
it's obvious you came in the thread to start shit. Again you gotta try better this bro. You aren't getting a you from me you dumb gorilla nigger.

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>>38446392
where do I go to challenge (and instantly lose to) the mino boss about 90 levels higher than me?

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>>38447006
That goat was asking for it! Begging, actually, I kinda felt sad for her. But be in season.

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>>38447006
I was gonna steal her, officer!

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>>38447013
hugbox schizo

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine getting raped by a seahorse

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>>38446966
go to weeny hut jr

[Anonymous No.]

>38447063
filtered :)

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>>38445760
Gazer actually got a fan doujin, not many girls can say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38446966
one that supports mens right lol, she'll ask for permission for every little thing lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447065
Imagine getting raped! Haha, what kinda loser would let a woman overpower him! Like, haha, just push her off you dude!

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>>38445701
Build your cocoon anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447134
Force feeding greenworms roast beef! Force feeding wendis spinach!

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>>38446966
>Jinko asks nicely and makes sure you won't get hurt being amazon position beforehand

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>>38445377

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>>38447019
Depends.
Mountain of Moo is the obvious choice but you have to head north Across either the Feather Fyords or the Titundra.

The easier method is breaking into the Gloomy Dark dungeon but the minotaur subboss is not as strong as the other one.

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>>38447108
>one that supports mens right

Which MG would do that?

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>>38447143
>Wendi eats spinach
>Popeye music intensifies
Oh no!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38446832
literally who

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>>38447174
I'm tired of Russian and Viking themed cold fantasy areas. Give me the lost Tartarian temples instead with weird monsters that haven't seen a man (or the sun) in centuries

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>>38447218
No, there are only vikings and whatever game of thrones did in our future now. Once japan catches up they'll mix in their favourite thing and create vikings in wonderland.

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>>38447218
Sorry Anon but they haven't patch that in yet.
You can go to the Ice Blown Tunrda area though and get more Inuit yetis and tribal play

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447233
I'm tired of vikings... They're like what zombies were in media ten years ago

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>>38447214
my wife :)

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>38447063
Using hugbox as an insult in a thread mostly about MGE is weird but you do you
But at least it makes it obvious who you are.

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>>38447218
>>38447233
What else is there? Most I can think of are

>Slavic Fairytale Iceland (Or Siberian Wilderness)
>Alaskan/Canadian Yukon (Overlaps with Siberian above a bit)
>Viking Norseland
>Tibetan Monestaries (Slightly controversial if you want China audience)
>Lovecraftian Antarctica
>Prehistoric Paradise Hidden Underneath the Snow Antarctica
>Kirby Apocalypse and Industrial Nuclear Winter
>Christmas Santa North Pole (Overlaps with any of the European themed ones)
>Oops! All Ice (Overlaps with Slavic Fairytale but more focus on everything being made of ice)
>Shining-esque spooky mansion in mountains (or just in Winter)

Any other ones I'm forgetting? I think these are about all of them

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Do we have a translation for that new werewolf profile or at least is there someone working on it?
https://twitter.com/ComicGaira/status/1488455282825248768

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>>38447179
jinkos

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>>38447319
The traditional middle ages european fantasy.

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monsters that feel entitled to having sex with a man are the biggest turn offs to men, right?

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>>38447378
what you been smokin, all monsters are entitled to sex any man they want

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Sometimes I see you people talking about /monster/, is it a board in a forum or something.

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>>38446110
i.e. irrelevant to the thread

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>38447406
It's so obvious. You REALLY have to try harder than this. I know you have a couple of braincells you MAYBE could use.

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>>38447321
My dick on E-2

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Big paws as nice

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>>38447456
i want those paws on me, or giving me a handy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447406
It's mge board on 8chаn

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>>38447006
GOATS

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>>38445377
Those onis are getting creative.

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How do I know if I marry a tanuki she won’t divorce me right away and take half my stuff?

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>>38447513
As long as you get your cum in her she's stuck with you.

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>>38447505
Weak

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>>38446966
Kind of Hatter’s shtick, actually. Dhampirs and Dark Musketeers too.

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>>38447513
That would be a poor financial move; if she remains married to you she gets ALL of your stuff.

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>>38447513
remember to suck big titty and also pp inside vagoo or be friends with benefits

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>>38446966

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>>38447378
I don't personally care for femdom but monsters should be free to rape any man they want to so long as he doesn't already have a girl or a girl in mind.

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>>38447554
she definitely doesn't look like she'll do that

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>>38447542
But then she's married to him.

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>>38447575
There are plenty of monsters, both breeds and individuals otherwise, that want a man that will be the one that rapes them. Although if you ignore your wife for long periods of time even the most submissive monster will rape her husband for attention.

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>>38447592
And that means she also has all the dick she could want. Marriage is fool-proof, human women are stupid for ending it. Ms. Tanuki would advocate making it illegal if the process didn't make her so much money or provide so many easy marks to pass off to her friends.

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>>38447592
Oh no?

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>>38447581
She's just inviting you to the Poseidon temple meetings

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>>38447387
>>38447575
a human man's genuine permission is important
that means they can't alter his mind with magic, or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447630
but thats the best part

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>>38447611
It goes both ways. A man should be able to rape any monstergirl he wants so long as they aren't already beholden to another man

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>>38447645
Careful anon, you're approaching dangerously based levels some anons around here don't approve of.

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elves lay eggs
no, it's not a conspiracy theory, it's a true fact, i swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447645
Monster love desire in human men. It's pretty much the most attractive thing to them. Sexually attacking a monster is pretty much a marriage proposal.

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>>38447685
nigga what, i wat you smoked and i want enough to leave reality behind

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>>38447645
I don't want to become a slave. Who do I enslave first to prevent that?

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>>38447685
I believe you may be mistaking another race for Elves.

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>>38447710
I will enslave single monsters. There will be no sex, they will be doing hard labour.

[Anonymous No.]

"Where is your offering for the mighty popular dragon god (with less popular eye god)?"

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>>38447710
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Raging_Mushroom
Get your hand on some of these and you can have any monster that you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447736
i just gave her 200 lbs of steak already, does she want 50lbs of donuts?

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>>38447456
big claws to squish!!!!!

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>>38447736
milk!

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>>38447761
Don't say that sarcastically, she'll think you're being serious and ask where they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447844
i didn't mean that as a joke, i gave her like 200 lbs of steak and all I got was a bra! I wanna bang the wock!

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>>38447718
They aren't elves?
They look like asian elves.

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>>38447874
Most pics of MH's Wyverians don't show their wyvern feet.

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>>38447874
Elves come in all shapes and sizes, even cow size!

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>>38447973
What a creepy poem!

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>>38447969
Those elves make me uncomfortable.
Am I allowed to say no to them?

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>>38447973
shame that jabberwok was a one shot, she seemed fun

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>>38448001
You can try, but know that you WILL prestige into the elf milker class

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447969
Which silver-tongued devil managed to talk these mighty and proud tree hippies into wearing such attire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448029
they heard cows get laid

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>>38447969
I wonder how many elves I could get into my dairy.

[Anonymous No.]

Do cow slimes exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448001
But Anon, elven milk is healthier and tastier than normal milk and has healing and medicinal capabilities, doesn’t it sounds great? You should consume elven milk daily for a healthier lifestyle

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>>38448055
No, but Elk ones do.

Hush now
All of you little ones rush now
Into the middle of Nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448055
Yes, but they don't produce milk, they produce jam like the jellyfish from spongebob

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448055
You can call obtaining jelly slime "milking" if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448062
>Slimes in cold regions
Nasty please don't touch me

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>>38448098
No bully wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448098
>agi build vs str build

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447489
was

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447321
Look at all those flavors of Werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448085
You'll upset the nowhere queen with talk like that.

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>>38448153
I thought it had a new site where they ban cait sith because they secretly hate mge and want to westernize it.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle maids. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447321
I want to domesticate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448186
No smoking in this house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448043
Well, no denying that.

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>>38445532
Spreading awareness on important topics like:
>Brains
>Warm
>Unnnh
>Dick
>Urrrgh
She's a real community centered individual. I disagree with her anti-childproofing lock policy, but she's a real stand up ghoul.

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>>38447969
do they come extra thicc and extra american sizes?

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>>38448310
I hope so, because I may be in the market for those cows.

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>>38448372
If you feed them enough french fries

[Anonymous No.]

I thought cows like being stared at like a piece of meat, or in this case a cup of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448178
The siths aren't even really monster girls so much as they're legitimately furries.

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>>38448381
Oops, meant for>>38448310

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>>38448389
They do, she's just playing hard to get.

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>>38445887
Ah... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COW COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS

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>>38448381
>that breast meat peeking out the swimsuit
>that bit of pudge, just begging to be played with
FUCK

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>>38448381
Alright, looks like I'm getting My Ameri-elf cows going then.
And its 'vegetarian' as well so that works on that front.

>>38448389
That one may be married or have a boyfriend.
If a cow resists your advances, be sure to leave her alone.
UNLESS its a tsundere response, then you are supposed to go forward.

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>>38448404
The heart wants what the heart wants.

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>>38448419
Don't monsters have a thing where they can make themselves sexually unnoticeable if they want? Wouldn't that mean that if you're capable of lusting after a monster she's fair game? There needs to be some kind of tell if they're not necessarily doing the ring thing, right?

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>>38448417
That's right anon, cow is the only thing you need in this world, the only thing that matters. Cow provides nourishment, cow provides pleasure, and cow provides love. Cow is life.

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>>38448186

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>>38448582
Woah! That's a large bat!

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>>38448517
KC doesn't really go into detail on men or married monsters. Especially little info on daily life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448539
Idyllic fat distribution.

[Anonymous No.]

How much do I need to cum to feed an ushi-oni on it only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448477
My heart wants an amphora of wine and my wife's mouth around my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448628
more then you can stay conscious while giving

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448153
It still is, most boards moved to different domains, monster is on smugloli.net now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448628
Body that size? I guess at least a gallon. That's a lot of cum, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447006
I LOVE GOATS

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>>38445377

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>>38448539
cow warmth...

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>>38448683
I need to click on that Gremlin headline

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>>38448683
>gremlin goes on drunkern rampage
mon-Florida must be just wonderland 2.0

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>>38445377

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>>38448683
>Greenworms considered and ignored
BALONEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448792
>Ey yo check out this bug!

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>>38448601
Just pray she's a fruit bat and not a vampire bat

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>>38448683
Poor hakutakus... the smart cows deserve beter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448792
>BALONEY
I really need you all to try harder. Do you have any idea how hard it is to hold Sensei back when you make mistakes like this? She may be a nerd cow, but she's still got minotaur heritage. I'm so tired...

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>>38448823
no,idontcaresenseisemllyanddum

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Bros I want to BE the cow...

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>>38448877
After the portals open be sure to drink lots of milk and think of cock frequently. I'm sure you'll have no issue with the last one.

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>>38448823
boh-log-nah

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>>38448877
I mean, you can cause breast expansion in cows by drugs I imagine.
That and Mammy Bammy will help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448823
bailloneyi

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>>38448877
Alp-anon, I...
I'll adopt you when you achieve your goal.

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>>38448897
but I don't want cocks, I want other cows! such an unfair world...
>>38448921
cow on cow action...

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>>38448582
Bless LN, that was the first time in these threads that a drawfag made something based on my post.
>>38448805
Fruit bats are pretty big.

[Anonymous No.]

Robo dogs are the future anon, and the future is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448952
barking toaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448628
She'll show you how much, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448929
I'm sorry, Anon. Without cocklust you can only touch the cow, not become the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448823
she sux, and she not not smart at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448942
>Fruit bats are pretty big.
I've said this before but one way you can tell if a bat's a predator or an herbivore is by the size of it's ears. If the ears are bigger than the head it's a carnivore.

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>>38448792
Them worms are a menace to honest hard working danuki and the mofukuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448683
I hope the autistic people are happy with all their fbi wives the spies introduced them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448986
>krampus daycare
I would definitely enroll myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448972
I don't like bloodsuckers and a bit hard to tell from the picture, so I'm hoping auntie Werebat would prefer a nice banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448986
how much does that daycare thing costs? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449012
>>38449065
Free 30 day trial with no downpayment. Though there is some paperwork, no need to read it, it's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449079
free trial? that is very good. Now tell me, how are the krampuses? Are they gentle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447006
The full version of the first part is delicious, second part soon hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449079
Do tanuki support NFTs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449155
Nukis for Trade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449138
The gentlest, you will be reformed with care.

>>38449155
Of course, NFT's are a great investment opportunity for the issuer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448966
but I want to be the cow and touch myself...
>>38448928
I'm not an alp
I'm not an alp
I'm not an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448986
>Putin wins again
GOD DAMN IT
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448929
>>38449226
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445765
Worst insult:
>dress in your best immaculately laundered and pressed white suit
>go for a stroll in the garden
>walk back inside
>wipe your fingertip idly under the edge of some piece of furniture
>absent-mindedly wipe your finger on your pants
It will drive your Kiki crazy, madly redusting every crevice of the house and
hurriedly helping you undress and have sex, just so she can handwash your suit pants afterwards while you enjoy your excellent sammich.
...
>of course, if she ever discovers that you rubbed your fingertip in the garden before coming back inside, she will anger-fuck you half to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449279
spiders with weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449326
>Discover
It seems unreasonable to think that a kiki hand washing your pants would miss something like that. So really, you'd get worry-fucked, get halfway through your sammich, then get hatefucked, then probably be served some tendies as an apology for the inappropriate behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448986
The Krampus Daycare has a long wait list.
I hear it's best to pre-enrol your kids now even if youre not even married yet.
It's so common, its one of the first questions on the form.
>brb, somebody's knocking on my chimney...

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449379
And I still fail to see the flaw in this plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449414
There isn't one, I was admiring the many layers of it. You can even spill some tendie sauce on yourself for added rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449364
Give me a retiarius "queen of the pit" spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449226
Anon, when you become the cow you'll crave male touch. You can deny it, you can resist the urge all you want, but it build, and build, and build until one day you'll go mad with lust and rape some luck-I mean poor man.
>>38449052
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_fruit_bat
You're in luck! Ears might be exactly the right proportion, but you can chock that up to not having a snout, shape is close enough. Although, I think mango is more likely her fruit of choice.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38449469
*Ears might not be exactly the right proportion

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445765
>You've had a busy week. I'll do the housework today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448683
>Anon tries to soothe his furious Haku-waifu
>pats her head softly
>murmurs, "There, their, they're, everything is going to be all write..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449460
BEHOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449052
I personally find the blood sucking really intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449469
That's fine, would give her mangos too.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters act all smug about how fast men cum and "lose" but all you have to do to win is smooch them. Seriously just one little kiss and even the smuggest of extremists will be unable to think about anything else other than you and what she's going to do to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449279
You posted this again last thread, why? It's not /jp/ related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449506
Can I keep it with my mofucore or will they fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448683
I'm happy for toad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449326
A Slavic Kiki anger-fucking is reported to MGC-PD by the neighbours.
Sgt Jinko responds instantly:
A team of Unicorn paramedics is aleted to gallop to the scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447575
she can rape him if it would work out well. monsters are utilitarians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449469
well... if there are other cows around it wouldn't be too bad...

[Anonymous No.]

It's a lot harder for a human man to find a job to make end's meet in the demon realm since monsters can do every kind of work far more efficiently than humans, even when it comes to magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449538
It's a monster girl. Not even him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449584
>>38449584
there is three jobs they can do, can you guess what they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449605
is hobo a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449541
As long as they each have their own exclusive space to themselves they should be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449627
no thats how yu get into the human pound

[Anonymous No.]

Demon police sounds cooler than it probably is
just like real police I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448986
>>38448683
The Ratas of the MamonoStreamMedia are really improving their format lately
Even if they're still afraid to address the (((fluffy tail))) question.

>[kudos Anon-scribe]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449590
What board is this anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449570
Of course! Cows need their herd! Don't be worried, anon, you'll grow to love your bull just as much as the other cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449364
The most effective Spooder-weapons are big bazookas.
>they can only be countered by coffee...with cream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449687
/jp/.

Still a monster girl and still valid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449279
>d&d shit
I'd tell you to go back to your board but you lot couldn't even keep a containment thread alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449724
Use of chemical weapons is a war crime, Anon. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449731
By this argument people could post family guy shit and say it's /jp/ because monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449746
war crime, smore crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449646
I fucking love justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449756
By this argument more than half of the OC that gets posted here is against the rules because we're not japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449768
Mmm, Justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449785
Fanart based on a japanese series is fine. Western art of a western series isn't. Why is this such a hard concept for /tg/posters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449605
artist, househusband and whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449803
>if you disagree with anything I say you're /tg/.
Please get help, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449155
>tanukis support Non Fluffy Tails?
No, if you're not a (((fluffy tail))), you're just Anon-im holsts and one way or another, you're going to be milked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449807
househusband is not a job

[Anonymous No.]

whats the best tech to put into your automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449746
Technically, my DNA cream is a bio-weapon.
>Weapon of Mamono Distraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449829
Monster hands with "a real job" typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449841
pic for ants, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448877
>>38448897
>>38448928
>>38448929
>>38448966
>>38449226
>>38449469
>>38449570
Faggots of any variety aren't welcome, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449605
3 jobs for Anons:
>hand
>blow
>rim..?
Well, I had to ask an Akagame for that list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449841
Minovsky reactor

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449829
>making your house into a home for your wife and daughters is not a real job

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449862
>faggots of any variety aren't welcome
But you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449862
Oh em gee, someone just earned themselves a ticket to the alp pride paraaaaade! Bee tee dubs, attendance is compulsory. Hope you like beer and nachoooos not the spiders, you glib cunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449605
Househusband, pet, and human dildo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449960
no

[Anonymous No.]

Househusbands are the real heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449968
Provider, master, and owner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449999
still no, what can a man do for money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449862
trans rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449584
I'll just start my own business and only hire men

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450008
cry, weep and beg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450039
You're gonna get fucked when you're forced to take on your first monster as a diversity hire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450018
Furious Haku corrects this with her favourite green-pen
>mandatory Alpings are... trans *rites!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450050
no, be a whore, a pornstar, and draw porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450018
Alp rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450008
Pretend to be a Nigerian prince and scam old monsters who don't understand computers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450062
Can't it be regular actor and artist? Surely it doesn't HAVE to be smut always...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450062
>be a whore
No.

[Anonymous No.]

All this cow talk got me going so I ordered a milkshake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450084
maybe as an actor but you are going to have to sleep your way to the top.....
>>38450091
you got two other options

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450100
I always drink milk everyday with my breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450039
Thinking you're going to get a business permit in MGC.
>the Mayor is a zombie
>who only staggers around, makes unintelligable 'speeches', falls down the stairs, eats ice-cream, and inappropriately sniffs sabbaths
>despite only being 1% of MGC, the Mayors office is totally controlled by the (((tanuki))) lobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450113
i drink milk with every meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450127
Haku again
>...*for every meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450113
Me too! But I just felt like I needed something stronger since I only have UHT milk at home and this place I ordered from uses pasteurized!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450150
>for every meal
with every meal. Miss Haku has been drinking again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450084
sex sells, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450211
sex might sell but if the man doesnt want to do porn he shouldnt be forced to. plus, porn is barely acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450239
then just draw porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450281
I will now fuck a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450239
>porn is barely acting
if you keep it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450091
I hear the revenant bus needs a new driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450309
the succuBUS?

[Anonymous No.]

how would mg feel if i stole her used underwear
and returned them cleaned day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450091
yes ;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450321
No, it's an actual bus. Full of revenants, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447006
sorcure for dadi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450321
yes
dont listen to >>38450372

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450377
learn to spell and speak right first

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445548
>>38445646
>be mayoral bodyguard
>job's good
>well paying
>outdoors
>plenty of opportunities for you to go full operator
>get mocked frequently as a "diversity hire"
>don't let it get to you
>the mayor is a bit uptight but is polite and professional
>have to constantly tackle weirdos who keep on going on about her "beans"
>election comes up
>looks like its gonna come down to the cow and that tax cut guy
>suddenly a horde of undead come down on the city
>swing the vote in favour of some zombie
>not even sure what she's campaigning on
>meet her the next day
>she immediately tries to hug you
>mumbles something about "warmth"
>try to but some professional distance between the two of you
>she just clings on harder
>it's going to be a long 4 years...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450391
what's the succ bus going to do now that someone who probably doesn't even know what public transport is is in office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450413
>request a transfer
>head of security just chuckles and tells you your stuck with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447823
Hello Alice what do you have to say today

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard that the spacebattles MGE thread has been closed by their mods due to (yet another) shitshow.
Here's to hoping that this time it will be closed for good. Then hopefully there will be slightly less vermin in the fandom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450058
>>38450115
They're really going to go through all that trouble for a bar or a host club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450471
>Spacebattles
Lol who cares about that shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450471
soon we shall consolidate all the English speaking groups and the wholesome will reign supreme!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450538
HOLY SNAKE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450538
>don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

[Anonymous No.]

I should commission ant-Arachne art. I don't even like that that much but they deserve some art at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450413
what's one to do with a literal brain dead assignment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450559
>>38450554
We need more daughter/mother family art

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450471
Did the edgyness finally became too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450579
my diabettus is acting up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450576
maybe he can get some tips from pharaoh bodyguard anon

[Anonymous No.]

how do this?
*𝕱𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖔𝖙*

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450450
YOU'RE
YOU ARE
IS IT THAT HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450506
>>38450576
This is their stated reason for closing the thread.
>I’m seeing discussions on current politics, outside Discord servers, and identity interrogations. C’mon, you all should know better. Thread locked for review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450624
your not the boss of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450115
If it's a zombie wouldn't she have lich, vampire, and wight backers instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450579
My wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450460

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450603
>my venomous romance
what are some other mg bands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450471
>Here's to hoping that this time it will be closed for good. Then hopefully there will be slightly less vermin in the fandom.
Sorry to tell you this friend, but if it gets closed down permanently, then those faggots are going to search and come to this place to shill in their retarded fics about HFY military wanking and soulsborne Gary Stu OC killing monsters, of course they’re going to leave when we let them know they aren’t welcome here but it’ll be annoying nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450603
Weird seeing posts I wrote getting reposted fairly often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450674
ow my dick
the cock gobblers
dj kiki
the shoggers
draggin

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450496
Different anon, but I pop on there every now and then for a laugh. It's funny to see them reveal the new idea they just had for a story, which is almost always just some character from a different game or whatever coming to MGE and being stronger than everyone else. What if, guys, hear me out, what if...someone in a hentai didn't have sex? They celebrate this as being creative freedom, free of the chains the purists would have them wear, but to me it looks like they're just wanking it to Dark Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

Inject yourself with tiny doses of monster venom to slowly build immunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450460
>>38450670

Did someone say... Alice?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450741
>apophis bites you
>just look smugly at her
problem grape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450741
Taking a Mithridates potion of venom every day will only serve to attract those species who want to challenge your tolerance levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450741
i just do all the monster drugs at once and wake up in a white place but I break out and do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450751
>bite her back
Works with any monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450744
Yeah, that's the name of my baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450281
>refection appears
Dumb bat trying to fool me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450579
No there are too many people here who want to fuck their daughters. It ruins the wholesome appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to marry an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450680
We've had a fair share of autists trying to shit this place up, we can handle it.
Besides, they think that we are just incels/"nice guys" and probably fascists too, SB is fairly left-wing so I don't think that many would be tempted to come HERE of all places.
>>38450720
I never cease to be amazed at how so many westerners are absolutely determined to miss the point of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450753
Like some dumb snake is going to come all the way to the frozen north to fail to use her grape powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450767
>nibble her ear
>monster is instantly paralyzed, could faint at any moment
to a monster, the bite of a human male, specifically to certain parts, is dangerous as it may leave them stunned and/or married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450776
Cant they just enjoy family time together in non-lewd way

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450744
3rd worst girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450826
Fuck, do grape sneak kisses taste like grapes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450680
>>38450720
I'm not for killing monsters or doing anything that would put them down, but I do think men/humanity could use some empowerment in MGE. We just had an anon say that human men in MGE are only good for being househusbands and getting fucked after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450837
>you will never cuddle on the couch with your wife while covered in your sleeping daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
get back in the kitchen anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450826
I want to motorboat her grapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450847
She has to special order the lipstick for it but yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38442353
I remember someone did a story like that, ages ago. Wasn't a Lilim explicitly, but rather a guy getting dragged into 'pandemonium' by a couple of devils. Can't remember the author's name, title was something like a 'Hotel California' joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
bet you voted for miss jinko

[Anonymous No.]

STOP BREEDING MONSTERS
There are too many of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450883
i want to be assaulted with grape snake kissies!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Human males deserve better rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450883
Just imagine a cow grape snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445643
I guess we are at a bit of a 'local minimum' of kiki-posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
Well I suppose you could go adventuring with your waifu, maybe use your smarts if you're an engineering or science focused guy to help technologically progress monster society. But in the end, you both WILL be parents and you WILL have a big family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450888
>ywn be chased through a strange, seemingly infinite, mansion by a seething mass of eyes and tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
>human men in MGE are only good for being househusbands and getting fucked
That's not true! Human men also make good dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450873
But the only thing I know how to cook is fish coconut milk curry, and we're out of coconut milk!

>>38450896
Nah. I agreed with her policies but undead have my heart. Mayor Zombie took my vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450911
What rights do they need? They already have the right to a monster wife and that's all they need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
I mean, I'm sure you could a have a profession or be an adventurer if you wanted to but there's no point to wageslaving if you have a monsterwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
If you really want some actual power-wanking for men, the DL's husband is supposedly as strong as her. So humans can be strong. They just probably will get raped before they get a chance to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450906
If there are so many, then why don't I have one to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450281
I'm guessing that's moonrunes for:
>"Does my ass look big enough in this..?"
Answer: Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450935
then go do your grocery shopping,nholy shit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
I just commit mass mischief and basically annoy the shit out of some lilim or dragon while staying just out of reach. Like going invisible and saying
Lewd stuff in their ears, pulling down their skirts, spanking them, messing with their nipples, putting holst milk in ther food and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450945
I'm picturing Druella having a little sister that runs a group of monster assassins for her that infiltrates human lands only to rape their strongest men to keep humans weak and passive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450960
The actual translation is “What’s with this outfit”. But I do like that interpretation, it’s pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450619
How?
>I believe traditionally you start by being molested by a priest, then you go suck a few dicks just for 'curiosity'... and pretty soon you're a full transformed Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard a bit about MGC's flower district recently, what over districts are in the city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449724
Stop posting western shit, this is jp not tg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450867
This is a very good image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450922
This is the kind of life I've always envisioned, yeah. My waifu is a priestress so we could live the pilgrim's life together, going from town to town and village to village while she spreads her faith. It'd be impossible to keep a stable wage while on the move like that so I'd jut be a humble merc or trader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451026
Little Zipangu
The Underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451026
>flower district
Is that where Alraune and Trolls live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
Monsters don't just have sex 24/7. They have lives and hobbies. Very few monsters to no monsters expect their husbands to never leave the house and exist for nothing but sex. There are submissive monster that want men to dom and make decisions for them and plenty that could have a more balanced relationship. The sticky mushroom entry talks about monster leaving their husbands to go on expeditions. The husbands most likely have their own jobs wile their wives are away. There are plenty of examples, like in the Sabbath book, of men doing magical research and having their own jobs. The all men nothing but a house husband shit is memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451049
and all the other plants and bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451026
the milk district
hagville
houndtown and poundtown
le swamp
the haughty tidy
the redzone
wondertown
Alp central or the business center

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451068
>the redzone
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450860
Really it depends on the anon and his wife, there is nothing wrong with living according to the extremist factions customs, nor is there anything wrong with a man being emancipated going on adventures/working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451026
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377
Goatwitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451085
Fuck off /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451026
The Marina

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451127
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451026
there is the holy district filled with all types of monster nuns
el barrio is another, filled with spanish speaking monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450751
>with a frenzied expression on her face, the apophis coils up and pounces on you
>as her tail wraps around your body, you remember that she is still a 500 pound snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450471
>>38450581
The irony level is over 9000

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450830
I want to stun lock a nice dog/cow/succ

[Anonymous No.]

Ghoul
Mouth
Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451123
I LOVE GOATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451151
>mentioning her weight
you just made her cry, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451147
The industrial district should be avoided, it's where the wayward wans reformatory is located.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451151
anon is gonna get pumped until he either succumbs or all his bloody is replaced

[Anonymous No.]

>there are anons itt who don't want to cook for and take care of their wives who just got off of a long day of work
I bet you faggots don't even greet them at the door in a naked apron asking
>do you want dinner, a bath, or me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451151
>made a dignified noble monster resort to barbaric methods
I'd say either way I win

[Anonymous No.]

>check gallery
>baphomet has three different imgbox urls.
I don't feel special for being a lolicon no more.

[Anonymous No.]

I love yetis so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451141
Get the fuck out and take your unrelated images with you. You've already exposed yourself as a tgfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451127
How is that /tg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451196
>liked lolis to stand out
hipster!

[Anonymous No.]

Do white horns and other centaur-like mamono have two wombs? I'm unclear as to what all got moved around by the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451195
A pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451215
>soulsborne is japanese
>chesire cat is japanese and MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451215
Are you okay anon? Are the voices starting up again? Did you take your meds the mice doctor prescribed to you this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38450670
I miss pizza quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451235
chesire cat is british technically.
>>38451219
there are a few people here who just freak out over anything that isn't according to their insane visions of how the thread should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451215
I think you need to take a breath and relax, I am not a tg nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451068
getting a job at the milk district!
drinking water with my lunch!

[Anonymous No.]

/tg/ becoming the new bogeyman has definitely been something else to see happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451166
Or ghussy, as they like to call it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377

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>>38451261
stick a finger in, it won't count as marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451292
>new

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451261
damn, if her ass fills the massive chest, just think how big that bitch is

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451311
Welp, now I am stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451258
>"people"
It's one guy. He types the same thing every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451286
>haha, you're so funny, anon! Now, open wide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451310
How does she get her shirt on/off without ripping the sleeves?

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>>38451339
they're soft and squishy paws anon

[Anonymous No.]

Forget nerd arguments, think about impregnating a beefy cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451315
Given that Bob, Knob-n-Socks, and several other namefags have popped up over the years as bogeymen despite not being the ones posting I'd say yes, /tg/ having reared its head within the past year and a half constitutes as being 'new', relatively speaking.

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>>38451329
Y-you won't tempt me!

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>>38451323
>the defintion
>the bending arms
>the spread ass
>the hagness of it all
Everything about this image is bad to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451350
No! I will impregnate undeads instead and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451261
>He said, as he yet again posted unrelated garbage that had nothing to do with monstergirls or japanese art
Kill yourself already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451350
This beef is too lean, I'm going to feed her some corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451370
>latenight
>chehsire
>unrelated
enough with your bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451356
>c'mon anon, don't be stubborn, say "aaahhh!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451219
>Western art of human male
You tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451367
Beefy undead could use baby bumps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451367
it's too late anon, the cows have come home

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451378
Anon its fine.
You can't judge that man because you don't know if he has eyes.
He could be blind for all you know, you are being really insensitive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451350
nah, gonna impregante a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451384
I'll never give in!
Y-you can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451407
Can't it be a hag Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the beef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451329
>>38451384
Dumboat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451378
Not japanese art
Are you the one that posts han boys and pretends it's totally mge because they are order guys?

[Anonymous No.]

Do plant girls like Alraune and Barometz have typical human pregnancies or do they just lay seeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451364
If I had refined tastes I would have settled for sophisticated fox mofu rather than an unpredictable cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw some northern lights. Urge to warm up Ice Queen lolis rising.

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>>38451422
show me one, and I'll think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451419
>now anon, you're making me cross! Be a good boy, or you might be in need of a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451430
I always wondered if Tentacles still plant seeds in other girls like they did before they became monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451215
>>38451428
>>38451370
new autist just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451452
it would be very mean if they did

[Anonymous No.]

I really like hags
I will marry one and make sure that she's constantly pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451450
Do your worst!
I'm not scared at all!

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>>38451258
Someone has to gatekeep you niggers
Most of the fan art is already only barely jp related and you fucks just seem determined to keep posting trash. We've already been there, you gonna start posting furries soon enough because you lose your mind when someone calls you out.
There are other places for you westerniggers, fuck off

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>>38451472
She's a good girl.

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>>38451286
> “Do you get to the milk district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.”

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>>38451486
spam cait sith? You're the boss.
She is mge, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451261
I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of the usual shitters false-flagging. Calling latenight's art /tg/ is just too bizarre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451481
>a-anon, please just drink the milk... I don't want to h-hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451481
>>38451507

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>>38451079
sssh anon don't say that place out load anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451505
Yup, I am no longer responding to him, attention is what he wants in an attempt to derail the thread. Probably the tg nigger himself.

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore autism ingest rabbit fact.

Rabbits have a higher genetic variation rate than average meaning incest does not have a very degenerative effect compared to other species. Do with this information regarding were rabbits as you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451505
>Calling pics that are literally just human guys /tg/ is just too bizzare

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>>38451486
So you don’t want people to get commissions of any monster girls anymore? Want about half the artists to just disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451505
I'm pretty sure it is now, he's getting ridiculous.
>38451393

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>>38451156
>Monsters curbstomped by generic human kingdom
Aren’t canonically a lot of monsters really, really strong and could easily take on and defeat a lot of the characters the Spacebattles autists like to insert on MGE as a Gary Stu? Like, pretty sure Shoggoth’s are reality warping Lovecraftian eldritch creatures but in waifu form

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451526
still not getting with rabbit family anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451498
What if: Hell Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451549
Please don’t anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore shitposters post shitposter cat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451535
There are other places where you can post western art. Why don't you go there?
And quality > quantity anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>you're /tg/! fuck off!
>that's exactly what /tg/ would say... you're the /tg/! you fuck off!
>me!?? /tg/!?!? no YOU are the /tg/
I just hope I'm not the only one who sees how insane this all looks. Too many schizos here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451579
yup, it just some shitposter who wants attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451571

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>>38451536
I'd bet a portal ticket it's the guy who got called out for posting the drider art.

[Anonymous No.]

Here check out this cool vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451542
>Like, pretty sure Shoggoth’s are reality warping Lovecraftian eldritch creatures but in waifu form
Shoggoths are rather low tier among Lovecraftian creatures when it comes to power. You wouldn't want to mess with one anyway, but they're not fearsome gods that fanon makes them out to be.

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>>38451604
>Cool
Anon, that's a dork. I can smell it from here.

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>>38451592
Man, I wanna rub my face on that cat's butt. Oh fuck, it's working, she's getting to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451563
Oh fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451604
>that sword
disgusting

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>>38451619
Give in to chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451612
A Shog would still stomp out a Kiki 1v1 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451619
She's just so perfect. Ass and Tits for days with an endearing personality once you get used to it.

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>>38451535
Maybe they should commission better pics? And pics that are suitable for jp?
Your argument makes no sense. Would you also argue that we shouldn't tell tg niggers to fuck off because they kinda sorta discuss monstergirls?

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>>38451195
>implying she’d be embarrassed
Noble that she might be, she’s still a snake and a conqueror of Pharaoh lands. She’d more than likely relish the opportunity to throw all of her inhibitions to the wind and mercilessly wring you out like the good old days.

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>>38451604
She looks like she purposefully spills wine down her chin so she can pretend its blood and she has the balls to seduce and bite a man. Nerd. NERD.

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>>38451624
Yeah, I’ve been trying to get the sword design done through several commissions. The pommel on it is not the best, I like the design but would prefer it to be a bit simpler and smaller.

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>>38451627
>>38451637
No, please, I don't want to be a crazy cat husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451653
go to the circus

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>>38451604
>Warhammer shit
>Western art
Go away already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451639
no anon

you are the niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451547
Im just trying to throw out anything potentially mg to distract from shit flinging when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451627
butt too small

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>>38451653
Being a Tom isn't so bad anon, being Tom to Cheshire will never be a dull moment.

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>>38451642
What do you mean anon, she has almost 100% been able to seduce a man.

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>>38451215
>>38451393
>>38451370
This is the worst attempt at falseflagging I've seen lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451640
I'd bet she'd be rather embarrassed to lose control like that especially if it was in front of her court but it would be temporary. So like I said it's a win-win

[Anonymous No.]

Centaur childhood friend, who will become your bride in the future.

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>>38451518
>>38451507
just a sip perhaps... I forgot to bring my water today anyway...

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>>38451604
bet she has vampirexpeasant doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451691
Why are you replying to your own posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451653
>He thinks he gets a choice

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>>38451697
Can I have a whitehorn instead? Or any variant other than vanilla? Oh God. Imagine being groomed by your bicorn childhood friend. Just... Imagine...

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>>38451542
I think the guy who is talking about monster space colonies and focusing on the utopian side of MGE mistyped and meant the Romamono Empire would be the one doing the curbstomping.
The irony is the guy who's quoting him calling him out for wanting to write a one-sided stomp (when SB is the #1 consumer and producer of "Max level Soulsborne character effortlessly stomps all over the MGE world" garbage) and on "ignoring canon" to make monsters better at something (when, again, SB posters have never had problems with handwaving canon to make the mamono more evil or weaker or incompetent or stupid etc.)

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>>38451711
Stop sperging out because someone told you not to post completely unrelated Western shit. MGE fanart like >>38451085 is obviously fine. The shit you post isn't.

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Where did the cheshire ass meme come from?

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>>38451442
I'm sorry, I failed. Finding pictures of older muscular Minotaur ladies is harder than I expected. You can use your imagination instead.

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>>38451754
that because old minos tend to get a bit flabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451507
>>38451518
I-I know you did something to it!
You won't fool me!

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>>38451542
I'm pretty sure soulsborne MCs can't actually compete with shonen protagonists who move so fast your eyes can't follow them, but they call that mamono supremacy and delevel them so that the chosen undead can compete at all while simaltenously having all the MGE characters nani at how dangerous they are. It's hilarious.

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>>38451709
>oh, oh thank you, anon. They-they've been so full lately...

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>>38451743
It's more than one anon so it can't be a falseflag.

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>>38451743
We get it, your falseflagging failed. No need to pretend that it wasn't you who posted that dnd shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451767
>n-no! I-it's freshly m-made...

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>>38451754
Imagine resting your head on her lap...

[Anonymous No.]

Bune

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>>38451665
Anon, that’s a Korean artist sure as hell ain’t western art.

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>>38451805
>Mega milk shirt
>The milkers aren't mega AND they're drawn smaller than canon
ANGRY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451764
I wonder how hard it is to get an older Mino to work out, since the young ones don't need to.

[Anonymous No.]

That's enough cringy Kashino thread RP for today you're done now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451820
I'm sure there are home exercises most minos wouldn't mind doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451816
I want her to crack my pelvis in two.

[Anonymous No.]

Goose pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451828
Isn't that just cardio?

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>>38451772
What kind of logic is that? It's obviously just the guy from >>38449785 really pissed off for some reason, and throwing a fit over it. The reason the false flag is failing is because he's using the exact opposite logic that was told to him as opposed to taking it to extremes (thus showing it's not the person who first told him not to post western stuff), and he's far too obvious and too frequent with it, showing that it's just a temper tantrum.

I remember when this thread first came to /jp/, I was hoping being on /jp/ would up the post quality and the poster quality. But spergs will be spergs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451845
>corkscrew pussy

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>>38451857
That is gonna do some abyssal level shit to your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451818

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451849
? I mean like bodyweight exercises, pretty sure those aren't cardio...

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>>38451768
Its what i’m talking about, there’s a lot of monsters capable of casting very powerful magic, are very strong or even warp reality, and pretty sure the protagonist of those game wouldn’t be able to compete at all, and that’s not even getting into the gods, some of them are also very powerful

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>>38451871
and that isn't even getting to the deadends that ducks have

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451829
If your in a wheelchair you can't get away from your bun wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451820
why would you want that? I like my hags pudgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451805
Prove it then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451915
Why would I ever want to?

[Anonymous No.]

that bun is a midget

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451893
She's going to get so frustrated with her own biology. Came inside fifty times and still not pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451855
Jesus christ dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451872
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451876
>bodyweight exercises
*husbandweight

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377
She can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with, she doesn't feel pain, or remorse, or fear, and she absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are hugged

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>>38451855
We get it, you got shat on for posting your tg DnD stuff, and had a meltdown screeching about random posts being western shit. Now, after your schizo rage was exposed, you're trying to save face by pretending to be one of us, just a reasonable anon who is totally not that guy who posted off topic shit. It's fine, just stop posting and we won't laugh at you. Much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451944
Dumb phoneposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451921
>f-fine
>there, I drank some of it myself, happy? Pervert...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451970
i still have great desire to see what happens if you show a monster her robotic twin

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451970
Does she play a song when the building runs out of power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38449785
>>38449816
>>38451127
>>38451215
>>38451219
>>38451235
I'll delete this post shortly. Sorry for the replies.

>>38451944
Deleted the pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451922
4 humps per second for the 17th time today

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451970
>give your balls a tug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451989
You're trying to force feed me your milk, yet you're calling me a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452009
>He is using his phone to "prove" he wasn't samefagging
Just go away already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451855
That shit is not me. My point was that even if one of them is falseflagging, there were multiple anons so at least one of them believed it. Take meds. Will delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452014
>>38451922
>14.4kHumps/hour
holy shit dude that's way above the speedlimit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452041
Please get the help you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452030
>it's different when you're forced to drink your own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452062
Speed is only limited by how wet she is and bunnies leak like the Niagara so your dick's on the autobahn with no exit. I'd say to prepare yourself, but it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452046
Can you also go away and take your falseflagging with you
I mean I know you're mentally ill, and you're gonna reply to yourself a few more times now anyways but please man just shut up

[Anonymous No.]

How do Witches of Motherly Love spank their anons when they misbehave, given their small frames, they shouldn't be able to force them in their laps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452073
Bunnies go so fast you can climax twice before your first orgasim ends. Buns call this a "double shot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452066
>>38452030
>>38451989
>>38451921
>>38451805
>>38451767
>>38451518
>>38451507
>>38451481
>>38451450
>>38451419
>>38451384
>>38451356
>>38451329
>>38451286
>RPshit still continuing
Holy shit go back to youtube comments or wherever the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

How would undeads react if I kept posting about I don't wanna date some barren undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38451990
>John Henry-esque story of a big, strong Yeti in a hugging contest with a robo-Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452100
>ends with them both going after anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452064
Don't post your D&D shit here ever again. No one wants to see your driders or whatever. Don't cry when people call you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452086
magic

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Slime Carrier Wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452086
A lot of anons could use a gentle scolding from their loli mom wife right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452085
Does it really matter if I leave? Couple hours from now, someone else will post something else you don't like and one way or another you'll assume it's me. Cause it's only ever just one guy, right bud?

>>38452123
Only images I've posted itt were those phone screenshots.

[Anonymous No.]

uhhh
Mofu milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452162
how much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452162
Dangerous combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452157
Yes it's always one of you tgfaggots, we will always call you out, now leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452180
I've never posted on /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, you guys are really wanting to drag this fucking discussion as long as you can

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452132
So is her tail pussy filled with slime or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452203
I'm trying to educate and reform our resident schizos. Maybe you've given up on them, but I haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452207
>2017 was 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452162
The one thing that holsts don't want you to know is that fox milk is just as good or even better when surronded by mofu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452132
Do you have plans about designs for daughters of your remaining wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452219
Delete this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452157
Gatekeeping and self-moderation are the things that keep our threads alive. We've fought off futa schizos, giantess faggotry, orderposting, scaliespam, /monster/ raids and everything else. If it were up to me, I would also forbid monmusu shit, but I'll settle for making /tg/ tourists like you seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452219
>*GULP*
>*GULP*
>*GULP*

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452234
>barrel is as big as the cylinder
that cow got duped by that wandering tanuki. She got a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452132
Help me understand what sort of mg I'm looking at. Manticore/parasite slime/ocelomeh?

>>38452250
I'm laughing at you dude, but so long as we're both having a good time, what's the harm?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it ethical to eat cows while liking cowgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452278
>Haha Im not mad heh I'm laughing
Next you're gonna say you've only pretended to be retarded for several dozen posts( half of them being you samefagging, but still), right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452209
Yep. Can make tail jobs feel absolutely Sublime.

>>38452225
Not yet. I usually get them done by a certain artist, but i don't want to be a bother so i tend to have large gaps between getting them. I wont get another one for either for at least a few months.

>>38452278
Manticore/Slime Carrier. I just went with a Snow Leopard style fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452234
holsts worried that their monopoly on the milk market is going down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452219
>>38452311
Holy shit I NEED fox hag milk NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452319
Dude, you're fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452250
>If it were up to me, I would also forbid monmusu shit

What do you have against MONMUSU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452319
you know that older the fox, the better their milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452258
>>38452311
>>38452319
>>38452342
Reject their lies! Fox milk is a pale imitation! I fake, in comparison to real, pure cow girl milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452299
I can't even keep track of your delusions anymore. You lost me.

>>38452306
Is it the same slime carrier invading multiple hosts for all your wives, or different slime carriers too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452346
that's just a human. tell her to get off your ranch.

[Anonymous No.]

I for one crave bunyip milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452346
>talks about cow milk
>posts human
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, you've gained 10 pounds this month.
>Big Sister is very disappointed with you.
>You will tune-in tomorrow morning onto the fitness channel and exercise along it
>Big Sister has graciously volunteered to lead tomorrow's program
>a fitness plan will also be sent to you
>You better still be able to touch you toes
>Failure to participate so will result in disciplinary action

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452335
Derails the thread because it's not about species, but specific and very poorly written characters, which leads to shitposting and character wars, and also limits what you can actually discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452355
>>38452364
>silly focks milk drinkers have such bad eyesight they can't see horns on a cow
Shoulda stuck with cow milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452378
you mean those little nubs? those are just tumors

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452383
They're still coming in! You'll see, they'll be fully sized horns when she fully matures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452378
too pathetic of a display to be considered horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452367
This government-mandated PT just makes me want to crack another beer and sit on the couch all-day

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452367
yeah, 10 lbs of muscle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452393
>when she fully matures
bro i think shes an adult, she just got the baby horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452347
Different Parasite Slimes. My first among Equals wife Maria has an Ancient 1000 year old slime, but the others are fairly new Separations or creations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452383
>>38452396
>>38452438
stop size shaming bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452438
>thinking that's a fully grown cow
Oh anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452450
men want the BEEG horns, they aint got time for tiny horns you need a microscope to see
>>38452458
then give me an example of a fully grown cow

[Anonymous No.]

>a day in the MGE world
>A new destined hero has risen to once again challenge the Demon Lord and bring Order and the Light to Glory and save Man from the seductive monsters
>But the Royal Makai Top Brass and higher ups and especially Demon Lord Lilith eventually get news of this new hero
>Down the line Monster Intelligence Agents reports that this brand new spanking hero is a young woman, a heroine!
>"Oh my, yet another heroine to beautify! Oh dear Goddess, when will you learn and to cease delaying the inevitable. But oh well, I'm not complaining nor am I in a hurry. I'm sure one of our many succubi operatives will take care of this new destined heroine to rise up against me-" Lilith brags as she is then interrupted politely by the lesser demoness lackey reporting to her
>"Uhm... I'm sorry to cut you off there Mrs. Lilith. But I wasn't exactly done finishing the report. You see, this heroine is well... She is not just any heroine. She is- I can't believe I'm saying this, but this new heroine is an Otome Heroine. Or as the Zipangese would designate her as; a 'Yumejoshi.' or a 'Josei Female Lead.'"
>Lilith pauses for half a minute and then says plainly; "What?" Another pause and then. "You're kidding me right? An Otome Heroine!? Are you sure this information is not fake or is legitimate? Yes, I know what an Otome or Josei is and I definitely am aware what a 'Otome Heroine' is. I have consumed my fair share of Zipangese Media, but those type of heroines are supposedly a myth! You mean to tell that somewhere out there. The Order has a new Special Snowflake Woman who has her reverse harem of good looking handsome men and or young boys traveling with her, and supposedly competing and vying for her attention and affection?"
>"...Yes." The mamono lackey responds meekly
>"And this implies the possibility that this heroine emanates an aura and field everywhere around her that makes still single young men and boys immune to the charms of monsters? And that many young single men or boys will instead gravitate to her and try vying for HER attention?"
>"Yes Mrs. Lilith. Just like in those Zipangese Josei Manga, Otomes and other Zipangese-made media aimed towards Older Women." The mamono lackey responds again meekly.
>"And who is the monstergirl agent that has sent that report?" A male voice is heard from the darker parts of the room, and out walks Demon Lord Lilith's Husband.
>The mamono lackey is surprised and briefly bows to him and answers. "It was reported by Agents Schneizel and his wife Agent Carmona of the Runya Runya Sabbath."
>Lilith and her Husband look at each other, back at the Lackey and to each other with the Husband replying. "Yeah, Schneizel Belmondo. I know him during my hero days. An old partner who I worked with very shortly in a few missions but know each other well. Yes dear, this has to be legit information for I know Schneizel rarely ever lies. Even with his new monster-centric life. Therefore, this new heroine... Might pose an unknown threat or an anomaly. I mean, think about it. A woman who has the passive ability to make numerous single men fall in love with her and be enamored to her by just being a simple Plain Jane." The Husband asks the Lackey again. "This Heroine with her Boyband Traveling Companions, she is a plain looking average girl, correct?"
>"Yes."
>The Husband looks to his dear Lilith again. "Yep, that's an Otome Heroine or Josei Female Lead alright. Just like in the Zipangese Comics and TV shows. What shall we do dear? We've both personally seen and dealt with Lawful Good and well mannered Shonen Protagonists and even edgier Light Novel Protagonists as well. And we've converted them all into loving husbands and romantic prospects. We've also dealt with Heroines too, but THIS? An Otome Heroine!? A Josei Protagonist WITH the ability to form a Reverse Harem of young men and boys!? This might put our long term goals into jeopardy. Especially if The Order and my Old Goddess Friend gets a hold on her. What shall we do honey?
>Lilith looks at a distance then answers firmly. "We deal with her quickly and swiftly. And we're doing this personally. I can't risk sending any of our brave men or boys against her or she might do her Otome romance bullshit and turn our men and boys against her. And this Heroine might prove a challenge to our monsters or even my own daughters... Pack your armor and gears dear. And I will inform our advisors. We will both deal with this Heroine. I'm not going to play it safe and make shit straight out of a trashy Zipangese Comic or Novel ruin or muddy up our work!"

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I want to see how many marbles a Baphomet can fit in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452467
Ok anon, you asked for it. But I'm really risking a vacation with this /d/-tier image.

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>38452478
You didn't get (You)s last time you posted this.

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>>38452484
now that is truly grown, just look at those massive horns!

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>38452478

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>>38452493
well yeah, nobody reads it. he's thoroughly ingrained that by now.

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>>38452491
Setz is a great artist

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>>38452484
Absolutely mogged!

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>>38452484
still can't believe they went 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452499
What do you think she dreams about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452484
I kinda like this idea that most cow tits are so huge the girls start competing over things like horns instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Date younger monster girls
Dom slutty brats
Buttfuck pears

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452478
I'd be interested in seeing how this plays out in part 2.

>>38452493
No need to try and put that anon down.

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>>38445377

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy world, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

go big and go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452546
>younger
no, never, not even with a loaded gun to my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452290
please respond
>>38452360
very good taste

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>>38452569
UOOOOOOOHHH BIG DRAGON EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452529
>cow girls comparing horn sizes
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452529
>>38452569
witness true greatness
>>38452563
hornlet

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>>38452601
>>38452066
>>38452569
please stop posting characters from shitty gachas, it makes me want to play them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452607
Too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452607
>so desperate to compete with the cows she gets implants
Sad.

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>>38452630
>horn implants
my sides

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>>38452619
oh, don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452546
I want to be rape corrected by a slutty brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452097
the only place its worse is in rule34 comments. that shit is a treasure trove of pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452712
I want to rape-correct a slutty brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452660
I know I know, but sometimes I think "what if?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452546
What about a young, pear-shaped brat monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452725
Why is there a bar code tattoo near her hip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452742
Just go jerk off instead.
>>38452773
She wants you to scan her to find out her cost. The cost is penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452794
>Just go jerk off instead
...again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452619
At least Azur Lane and Granblue Fantasy have non-gacha spinoff games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38445377

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>>38452888
hoshiguma my beloved...

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>>38452958
But I don't really play gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452852
Gotta build up that stamina for when the portals open! Come on anon, your future wife is counting on you to fill her full of cum!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to lead me down the path of darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>every single man summoned from the other world are suicial rape-bait that walk to dangerous places unprotected where they get humiliated or married off to hags
And humans dare claim they should have rights and independence

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452997
only ten days to go!

[Anonymous No.]

What family of mg do you want to see get more variants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453013
Tell me about it! Silly humans don't know what's good for 'em. It's like they want to get raped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453013
Maybe they should stop summoning single file from the other world and just invade it already, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38452997
It was 7 times yesterday and 4 today already anon, I don't think I can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453065
Whether you think you can or you can’t, you’re right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453013
>>38453060
>all those depressed, weak men in need of protectors

[Anonymous No.]

i may not be strong, clever or have any skills but at least I know I will never be defeat by an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453074
Uh huh.

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>>38453074
lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453083
i like when nice monsters shelter me from the rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453013
i just tease hags then make fun of desperate they are. I do wonder why i wake up naked inside some hags house without any idea what happened to me. Its a nagging feeling like something happened

[Anonymous No.]

I like my harpies to be patriotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453083
>she has a ponytail
oh no
my one weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453060
Do hellhounds really think they're clever pulling the red riding hood schtick? As if anyone would think their grandma has such massive paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453107
That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453111

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>>38453107
pretty birb

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>>38453120
i mean the story has had a couple revisions over the years

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453120
Idk anon, my grandma had some pretty big hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453013
I'm a free man and I'll go where I please. What's the point of being in another world if I can't explore it and make the monster women in it exceedingly concerned over my safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453134

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>>38453013
i have a weird airtight mask from the future. I am very safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453139
Why is it always a PPsH/Suomi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453070
you werewrong anon,or I was, maybe both

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453139
>little red riding ppsh must contend against the wiles of her elderly relative in their hunt to rape the woodsman eventually crossing paths with the wolf, who aims to do the same.
i do like a friendly competition.

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>>38452725
I want to be nice while correcting an MGE girl damn female kid, however that goat is built for ramming speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453155
I wanna fucking release my freedom all inside and on this bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453139
fuck, she don't need to shoot me, just let me shoot the gun, and I am all hers

[Anonymous No.]

please i want to be taken away from this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453221
little early for sad valentines posting.

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>>38453183
Looks like a PPSh
https://litter.catbox.moe/b8j9am.jpg
Top is PPSh-41 and the bottom is the Suomi KP/-31

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453223
not about valentines, i just wanna go adventure with monster girls rather than toil here

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453224
stop it, anon. I already jerked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453208
Smug little brat is just begging for a rough dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FA85RO89HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453223
You're right it's time for happy valentines posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453120
They're very good at it, its just their version of the story. For us, red riding hood is a little girl. For them, red riding hood is a boy who got fucked into the ground by a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453290
*i mean monster girl wolf, fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453290
>>38453295
so wearing a red hood as a shota is like a randoseru as a loli?

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>>38453309
>is like weaing a randoseru as a loli
fuck, this is why you read before you write

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453309
highly effective against wolves, cows and cow wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453316
14 days chained up in lerncow's basement should help

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453334
>lerncow
I think someone needs to go to back school...

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>>38453290
>For them, red riding hood is a boy who got fucked into the ground by a wolf
Poor anons can't even go on a simple hike without getting hit by fairytale pickup lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453322
so if it aint red, its all good

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453381
you still get raped but it's more of a casual, gentle rape than a targeted high impact one.

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>>38453374
Wearing literally anything red, from socks to a jacket, is viewed as literally 'asking for it'. Not even euphemistically, its a cultural courting ritual to represent openness to relationships in MGC. God save you if you have a red tattoo.
No this isn't canon, before anyone asks.

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>>38453406
so if I dress in all red, am I seen as a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453414
Less a slut, more just seen as someone who is seeking a partner. A dominant one, particularly.

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>>38453421
what about the other colors?

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>>38453426
Well, none that are officially recognised in wider culture, but there are certain groups that have entire lists of colors and what they represent when a man wears them. Red, however, is globally the 'I desire a strong, protective wife' color.
In amazonian societies, black is seen as a challenge; a way of saying 'I will not be a submissive house husband, I want an equal. I want someone as strong as me.' Its basically an invitation to engage in the romantic/dating past time of beating the fuck out of eachother with demon-silver weapons for the sake of finding the appropriate partner.
In mage colleges, wearing a dark purple robe is an invitation to use the wearer in 'magical experimentation'.

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>>38450860
I'd rather keep humanity as a whole down, because that would make the individual attempts of some crazy bastard trying to claw his way to the top more amusing or interesting.

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>>38453290
I prefer the "Little coal bratty wolf and the big bad human" -version

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>>38453511
what about bright pink? That has to mean something since pink is a lewd color you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453551
ordinary eros worshipper

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>>38453562
is there no color that just makes you a massive slut for wearing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453575
plaid

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>>38453583
why plaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453575
if you want to be a slut, wear nothing. Or black. Black works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453604
>wear nothing
but I don't wanna go back to miss flayer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453604
so go emo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453426
Wearing all black and dressing goth/emo attracts Pyrows and other gyaru girls.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38453658
Healers lookin' a little unhinged.

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>>38453624
Less emo, more just regular (whatever regular may be) but dyed black. Better if theres some form of bright highlights. Pink works best as a general, 'please come fuck me', but other colors can be used to specify exactly what kind of girl your after. Gold if you want a sugar mamma, white if you need a snuggly monster, orange if you need fire and passion, etc. Theres more, but I'm tired.

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>>38453672
thanks, anon. may you dream of robotic sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453709
i might. maybe. would rather dream of electric weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else every worry people will recognise you from file names?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453511
>magical experimentation
S-surely there aren't any dark mages around right?

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>>38453795
Now do her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453790
>he says while in hagville's coven

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453803

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>>38453801
Yes.

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Alright, anons you and your wife are walking the streets of MGC when a reporter comes up to you and starts asking you questions. What do you say to make her blush or embarrass her on national TV like pic-related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453788
I don't even remember what posts are mine sometimes, I just hope I don't reply to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453865
When i first was summoned by her, I found her holding a daki of me while aking out with it

[Anonymous No.]

your so pathetic not even druella would rape you

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>>38453828
>>38453795
portals now?

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>>38453795
>>38453828
Are these AI generated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453893
you're*, and it's fine, even if I didn't get married after the portals opened, I'd be happy for the worldand for my fellow anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453893
when sperm see druellas eggs they turn around and go the other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453814
This place is scary, I don't like it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453942
then why did you enter?

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453865
My wife is the one who embarrasses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453950
I don't know where I am.
I want my mommy.
I'm lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453950
free t-shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>Live next to order autist
>Constantly tells me about how he'll overthrow the system
>The same system that we both live from welfare
>Only talks to me since I'm the only other unmarried guy there
>Tell him everyday that if he alps I'm not fucking him
>I'm holding out for a mail order shoggoth deal that isn't a complete scam like the last 6
>So she can support my neet lifestyle
>Claims to me the only reason he talks to me in hopes I record his story and spread the message
>No
>One day he furiously knocks on my door praying for me to open the door
>Literally praying, he's on his hands and knees begging the Chief God I'm awake and not wearing my headphones while on full blast
>Open door to tell him to fuck off only for him to rush in and check the news
>Wipe dust off of the TV and turn it on in what feels like forever
>Tune into channel 6 to see tanuki news anchor reporting that the mayor/queen/princess/other stupid titles lilim of the city, our glorious founder and protector of neetdom was stabbed by an order extremist
>Turn around and ask him why he wanted to show me this, she'll probably regenerated from that wound in like 7 minutes
>He starts blabbering about how this proves that the monsters are fallible and not beyond the Chief God's wrath and how he'll become her holy crusader and do it again
>Wait
>Again?
>Look down to see blood on his hands and his knife that he always carries around missing
>Look back to the TV to see them showing said knife and identifying as bootleg order knife they gave to knights graduating from an order academy
>Cup my face in my hands once the realization sets in
>Please I don't want my fucking neet cave to be raided
>Please I don't want them to take my hard drive and all the shoggoth porn I slowly collected over the years
>Please I don't want to go to prison and have to share a cell with an ushi-oni forced to sleep between her breasts every night
>Manage to convince him to gtfo as if I get caught with him he won't have anyone to tell his story
>Thank Eros that my room all tile as I bleach the ground where he stood
>Notify authorities where he's at and wait it out pretending to not be home
>Watch comfy shog asmrs to drown out the arrest
>He blasts Sabaton during the whole thing
>Luckily they never bother with me
>Next day hear about how the lilim of our city is marrying him because he's the only guy to walk up to her besides her father and even then he never had the balls to stab her
Monster Girl City is a fucking crazy place

[Anonymous No.]

Media that would be tagged as horror or tragedy in Monster States.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453801

I headcanon that in mamono realms, not groping single MGs when you are single and attracted to each other, is equivalent to real life groping a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453996
just look at that meaty hag with those soul-sucking lips

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>>38454037
Ah, to be dryfished with a kiss. Lucky they can bring you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454005
>needing to mail order a shog bride
>failing 6 times
just go to an antarctic expedition at that point?

[Anonymous No.]

im so sick of that joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>38453788
I don't worry, you all are friends here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454121
At least the other neet got a lilim. maybe anon should try go outside.

how do you live in mgc and not get raped lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open
>Anons get their waifus (including you, or if you don't have a waifu then go on a date with a date with a race you like)
>MGs research our world for a bit and are frankly horrified by the stuff we do to each other
>They make a city with Gremlin engineers, let's say its the founding of MGC where anons from here will live.

Given how our basedciety is and what we do to each other, what do you think would be best?
>A) Equal society where both monsters and humans can vote and be voted
>B) Mixed system where MGs hold more power in case it is needed to stop human fuckery, but humans can still participate. Humans and monsters can vote, but only monsters can be voted into office.
>C) Completely monster run society to avoid becoming as we are today. Only monsters can vote, humans can make their voice heard, but only through their wives who will always vote in what they believe is the best interest of their husbands. Humans can run for office, but only if voted in by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454234
Mixed system or c

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454234
human vs human struggle is not unique to our world. they got similar sorts of conflicts going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454234
A. Having any second class citizens in a society is fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454186
>how do you live in mgc and not get raped lmao
Have gf

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>>38454234
Either C or one vote per family unit. I don't know why you didn't think of that one. It's almost the same as C though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454273
Where would single men enter into that system? As they have no family.

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>>38454234
I refuse to get married
Probably A or a kind of open secret B, though it may start as a C
>>38454269
the point is that anon doesn't have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454306
Neither single men or single monsters would get a vote. Single monsters would just vote for a candidate who legalizes rape.

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>>38454330
>Single monsters would just vote for a candidate who legalizes rape.
It'd be legal anyway, since it's just proactive dating as far as they're concerned.

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>>38454234
D) None of the above. We've already tried the tyranny of the masses and giving females power in society, and neither works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454354
Good, bring on the lolis. Forced coatification now!
Current canon is that mgs can't rape though I think. They sense consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454358
Male voting isn't much better.

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>>38454381
Well yeah. Their "rape" isn't the same thing as ours.
Hence, their version would be the legal one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454381
>Officer please, I used my psychic powers to sense that he had internally consented. By the laws of my people we are already married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454381
>Current canon is that mgs can't rape though I think.

They can, or at least should, but only if you are into it. For example if you like a Mino but only want to be gently kissed or seduced, she will do that. If you are into more forceful sex, your attempts to resist, will likely anger her enough that she will bitchslap you into submission, if you are into that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ettonet/status/1489125715320913920?s=20&t=_bXSJOIniSvRFwqQ0Iuo5A
ghost pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454410
>Everything checks out, you two lovebirds have a good day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454381
It's more like they sense compatible mates, like if you were in denial about liking baphos or slimes whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454429

>Guy sees officer and gets a big boner, but is too shy to admit it
>Admires her from afar
>Sighs and returns home with flowers in hand
>Once again he didn't dared to talk to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454452
Somewhere, a Cupid gets a new assignment.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you find Dragons playing a rp in a tavern and you just sit down at their table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454452
>And then he woke up and went to his mundane office job where he would work until the day he died

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454477
>rp
a waht?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454477
nothing because I would immediately sit up and then go take the most anxious crap inside the bathroom, as it always happens after I get close to a cute girl, then I'd clean myself, go home, shower and cry myself to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454501

Tabletop rpg or other nerdy game

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454501
i assume playing a table top rpg like dnd or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454515
>>38454518
Oh, I never played one of those. I'd ask if I can play too and if they can teach me the ropes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454429

Why is the officer's cap decorated with an angry bull logo? Is the MGC commander a Minotaur or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454429
i dont listen to lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447513
Simple. Knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to defeat a Jinko just by making her blush and stutter? Like getting into a MG martial arts tournament, anon that has never trained in his life face a 7ft wall of muscle Jinko. Winks at her, compliments her, hug her strongly until she collapse, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454568
Unfortunate. For you.

>>38454563
Pretty sure that's a Sabbath badge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454563
I thought it was a little demon but maybe she works at the milk district's precinct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38447513
You asked the wrong questions, Tanukis would be the ones asking that.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you look for when you walk into MGC's biggest tavern?
>A group of rowdy, tomboyish oni, drunk as hell and extra handsy?
>The quiet dark mage sitting in the corner, forced out of her lair by her 'assossiates', keeping to herself but glancing at you on occasion?
>The literal mofu pile of bunnyips, having a collective panic attack and desperately needing a boy to hold onto?
or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

A
woo

[Anonymous No.]

>>38448098

Cerberus was MGE top tier stuff. Too bad he stopped updating MGE except once per ice age. It was the closest we had to a regular, canon applying MGE comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454588
whoa she's stacked. must be the loose cannon cop

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454602

And the bouncer(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454602
I'd go for the extra virgin that wants to look like she isn't and tease her or if I feeling like a slut, go to the very creepy jabberwock that is just undressing me with her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454602
I really just need to use the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454602
do all the drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454632
Theres two: One is an ogre in a suit with an eyepatch. She's about 9 feet tall, and appears unarmed. Despite the suit being quite loose-fitting, you can tell shes absolutely jacked. The other is a cheshire, currently half asleep leaning against a wall, with an increasingly large number of mugs of ale balanced on her head by a group of gremlins testing out their new seduction-golem's hand-eye coordination skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38454602
I guess the mage because I can relate to that situation more

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>>38454563
>>38454588
Yeah, the various Sabbath groups have little badges/pins, the design varies depending on the specific branch.
The "angery goat" design is for the "Demon Lord's Army Sabbath" (i.e. the main one)

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>>38454638
Stride up to her and sit on her lap. Be a chad. Spill her spaghetti.

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>>38454696
fucking sabbath always getting the cool shit. wasted on lolis.

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>>38454664

Marry the Ogre.

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>>38454617
FIVE SIX SEVEN O NINE

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>>38454602
i am going to hide among the bunyips and just make sure that I am behind them when they turn

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>>38454707
That does make me wonder, who does the outfit designs for the Sabbath?
Apparently Bapho-chan designed the Witch uniforms, I guess she has a bit of a fashionista bent...

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>>38454602
i am going in .... then ask for a glass of milk.... straight from the tap! AND ASK THE WHOLE TAVERN

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>>38448767
>go to Mon-Florida
>get raped by a Cuban Ocelomeh girl while her sister holds up the convenience store you were at
>get raped by a yandere water moccasin Lamia and never heard from again
>get raped by a deeply religious Garden Arachne Onee-San and married the same day by her preacher papa at Not!DisneyWorld
>get raped by a tsundere fox girl who turns out to be a famous race car driver and now you’re her roadie/husband

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You get adopted by fox momster. Either Runya Runya Sabbath fox or some Inari/Youko girl. Asks for your assistance in her work and you agree, either just writing about your experiences with MGs since you came to this world in case of Runya Runya Sabbath or writing some journals for your momster's work. You had one week, told your momster you were working on it, but you were just playing videogames and being pampered by her and kept postponing it. She asked multiple times if you were doing it or needed help, you told her it was okay. Until it was Sunday, and your momster found you hadn't written nearly anything, your momster got into some trouble in the Sabbath/Work for not handing it that work.

She flips you on her lap, your buttocks bare and keeps you in place as she is lecturing you. How do you convince her to not spank you? Did you succeeded?

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>>38448792
Why are Greenworms so disarming?

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>>38454810
what can they even do?

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>>38449209
So that’s how baby Tanukis are made!

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>>38454602
I'd just ask for a glass of milk very loudly and sit at the bar
>>38454784
very bold anon

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>>38454763
Bapho Chan is best girl, lucky KC

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>>38454796
if I lived in mon-florida, i'd be the guy that monsters that don't have the courage call up for a "delivery" if you know what I mean.

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>>38454871

If portals opened, do you think Bapho-Sama would be KC's wife?

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>>38454872
holy shit, you are a midwife? that's cool anon

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>>38454879
He gets first dibs to woo her, anyway

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>>38454893
No, I'd get them their crushes

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even if the portals opened I wouldn't get over my fear of commitment...

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>>38454696
you guys ever think about the familiar's tail puff?
i do, a lot.

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>>38454907
kidnapper, midwife, the end goal is the same who cares

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>>38454925
i just noticed, it real cute

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that older, meaty monsters are weak to massages.
Do it right and you'll hear some very lewd sounds from them.

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>>38454822
mwee

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>>38454943
>you make that uptight prudish fox that always tells to hide your hands sound lewd by massaging her

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>>38454925
giant fucking bow is where it's at.
look at that thing.

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>>38454809
This wouldn't be a problem because I would relish the opportunity to write about my experiences since coming to that world. The reason why though being that I find absolutely hilarious the idea of slipping in the occasional reference to Earth that is out of context but technically true and paints my homeworld and former life as some kind of psychotic death world that monster girls would respond to with abject horror.
>I find myself frequently amazed by how peaceful these lands can be sometimes. It's a sure relief to know it is unlike my homeland where around 120 people died every minute.
>The aftermath of Lescatie's fall was rather shocking to me. Where I come from such things are usually followed by the mass execution or expulsion of region's original population. I recall listening to a veteran of one such successful campaign recount the day one of her comrades ordered a civilian mother to throw her son into their home's oven and then follow him in. Even she sobbed looking back on what she did in those days.

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>>38454969
Just be careful, if you hear those sounds she may demand marriage.

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>>38454911
anon, I...

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>>38454987
so i can tease her even more?

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>>38454871
Just find your own bapho chan

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>>38455044
Can I just snag Runya?

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>>38454809
I wonder, can the journal be sketches? my handwriting is horrible

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>>38455008
Of course, that's wives are for

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>>38452961
Sleepover with Nuki!

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>>38454947
>mwees seductively

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>>38455057
The only Bapho featured in the world guide that seems to already be married is Momonica and maybe unfortunately Greilia.

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>>38455067
>the blankets are weighted with gold

[Anonymous No.]

Free* fox hugs

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What Should i get for a Commission this month.

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>>38455136
Whats the catch?

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>>38455146
the * is irrelevent. I'm huggig the fox.

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>>38455138
a good pic where a monster is molesting a man

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>>38455136
as long as those hands wander all over, its okay, if the hands never do, I am screaming rape

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>>38455146
Known side effects include an irresistible desire to obtain further fluffings.

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>>38455138
Pick a random character from whatever series you want who's flat and mad about it. Commission them downing Holstaur milk in an attempt to fix that, and the results thereof. Like Blanc from Neptunia or something.

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>>38455138
Reverse bicorn ntr, and by that I mean a bicorn having sex with a man while his wife watches.

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>>38455121
I havent seen any indication Greilia is married, why do you think so?

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>>38455186
One of the illustrations in the magic section has her as the monster performing intimate healing on a man.

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>>38455154
I have a Manticore wife. She would work well for this.

>>38455174
Not possible unfortunately. No loli or loli interpretable stuff.

>>38455181
I cant do that but i can do a normal Cuckquean sorta thing.

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>>38455186
she has a platonic(?) interest in the knockoff dr black jack

[Anonymous No.]

I understand the secret of making mosntergirls real

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>>38455181
>Excuse me young man, might I trouble you for some sex while your girlfriend watches?

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Fox fluff colour tier list!
(They are all S-tier, but I like some others slightly more than others. C tier is still god-tier.)
(Different monsters have different tier lists.)

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>>38455204
>Not possible unfortunately. No loli or loli interpretable stuff.
That's why you're commissioning them as stacked Holstaurs.

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>>38455214
Fluff/hair color is meaningless without the matching eye color that completes them.

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>>38455232
>>38455214
you forgot about how much of role the skin color makes in the whole equation as well

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>>38455232
I did consider doing this, but no tier list can cover it. My favourite combos are red eyes, black fur; yellow eyes, grey fur; purple eyes, dark purple fur.
All eyes glowing.

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>>38455214
>>38455247
Hmm yes.

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>>38455255
My favorite combo will always be blonde with red eyes. I don't even like vampires though.

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>>38455247
personally, skin colour never really makes much of a difference to me. melanin content matters little. HOWEVER, when it comes to more exotic skin colours like blue, purple and snow-white, it can make a huge difference

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>>38454707
I'm sorry your shit taste is preventing you from having nice things. I hope you get better soon.

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>>38455265
Ach, damn it. Forgot about highlights/tips, too. Ill find a way.

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>>38455282
nonce lol

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>>38455282
Do not lewd Saria. Not her, please.

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>>38455199

Do you have that illustration? Anyway, I consider, and MGE somewhat treats any canon marriage, except maybe the Mamono Lord, as a type of schrodiger marriage, she is married to (you) after all, even the Fallen Maidens human was originally (you). So the husband, unless an explicit named male character that isnt refered to as (you) can always be you, either presently or in the future when you meet your waifu.

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>>38455289
You can find it on the wiki by going to the sabbath grioire page. It's "Medical Cure" under the Pharmamancy section.

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>>38455289
I can't believe KC can even predict my future wife

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Lock your doors, check under the bed. Check the cupboard, check beind the curtains. Shes coming.

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>>38455285
Anyone else on the list of those you don't want to see lewded?

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>>38455327
I'm not worried she forgot the blanket law

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>>38455336
Shes going to camp you. You've gotta come out some time.

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>>38455314
KC's power intimidates me sometimes.

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>>38455340
Nah I can take a blanket with me anywhere

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>>38455327
I am just going to watch high impacting cuddlle snugging on max volume thorugh my high power speakers while under the blanket

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Just imagine being held like a daki by a really big monster girl.
Warm and soft, with occasional forehead kisses.

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>>38455336
>>38455363
>he is unaware

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>>38455377
i'd be so comfy, i'd probably fall asleep

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>>38455204
>I cant do that but i can do a normal Cuckquean sorta thing.
Okay then guy getting a holst boobjob like so
https://twitter.com/mooncancer00/status/1474933428705447938

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>>38455378
Oh, I am. That's why I got a limited edition order bless blanket. The only thing that could touch it would be a holy angel or so the priest says

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>>38455403
>he thought it was an actual priest.
So easily fooled.

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>>38455282
How old were the rest of the Kokiri even supposed to be?

I mean I wanted to fuck the fish anyway. Even as a kid

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>>38455327
I will unlock the front door then

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>>38455538
Ruto made me feel weird things as a kid.

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>>38455538
Squish the fish

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>Men are really still boys at heart. Sometimes, when they act like little boys, they need to be treated as such.

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>>38455735
I had an idea for a story about a Wurm that’s raised with a bunch of Ryus but it just kept turning into the plot of Beverly Hills Ninja but with MGs.

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>>38455726
Fish too big to squish

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>>38455802
Fish big enough to squish you*

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>>38455538
I don't think it's said anywhere how old they are or how old they can get. They're at least around 17 post-timeskip. All I got from the little bit of digging I did was this quote that supposedly belongs to Miyamoto.

>Miyamoto: Link is a child of a race of elves called "Kokili." For some reason or another, there are no parents in this race, only many children of the same age. All of a sudden, they grow up until they reach a certain age, when they disappear. The next generation is born just as abruptly. So at some point, Link will disappear.

I couldn't find the interview this quote came from and Miyamoto doesn't care about stories, not that this quote is particularly enlightening, so yeah.

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>>38453795
>>38453828
I'm impressed. They're not 'perfect', but dang good. Where'd you get those pics?

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>>38455875
Link isn't a Kokiri in OOT though, he was more or less adopted by them, no?

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>>38455802
There's plenty there to squish

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>>38455935
Found the interview.

https://www.ign.com/articles/1997/12/03/the-z-files-2

I think this was originally done before or around the game's release, so they were trying to avoid spoilers like Link being Hylian or Sheik being Zelda.

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>>38455680
Midna drove me wild as a teenager

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What’s the easiest way to get a rich vampire gf who will spoil me with a comfy home and play vidya with?

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>>38456204
Stand outside the gate to her castle like this.

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>>38456129
she still does, both of her forms

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>>38456234
Imp never did anything for me but huge topless women sure did

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I want a fit, dire Manticore to be my housewife

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>>38455735
>LOOK OUT, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
>No, no of course I'm not. You saw through that one as well. Forty feet tall, right in front of you.
>Not my greatest ruse, to be honest. Still, giant monster though, I mean look at that.

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What monster would fit the following qualities the best; pudgy, posessive, cuddly and dominant?

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I think my black harpy wife has been hanging around her dark priestess friend a bit to much. What do you guys think?
I like how this commission turned out.

Artist + nude version here:
https://twitter.com/nekochanoff/status/1489523431293001733

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I (hate) elves

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>>38457087
Yep, she should stay away from those dark priests or next she will make you buy a confessional

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Has KC said anything about sexing up your Dragon in her previous DL form? Because the topic must have arised.

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>>38457226
>confessional
So do I have to admit all my sins of lust to her now as well?

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>>38457238
I think it's a case of the old "Sure, why not? But there won't be any cannon content for it"

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>>38457238
You probly can, but he's not gonna draw it.

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>>38457246
Yes and for each sin you have to put your penis through the hole to clean that sin

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>>38457087
>Tongue piercing
The bird is lewd.

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>>38457273
>Admin to having fapped
>Now she has to suck your cock because a cock is only allowed to cum inside of a monster girl
>Admit to having sinfully thoughts about monster girls.
>Now she has to make you cum inside of her ass so you won't have such sinful thoughts anymore
>Admit that the sinful thoughts was about her and when you fapped you thoughts about knocking her up
>Now you have to fill up her pussy until you knock her up since the gravest sin of all is not knocking up a monster girl.

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>>38457344
Such is the way of the sinner

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>>38457238
He said that dragons did have relationships with humans in the previous era sometimes but that it's "inconvenient" to have sex with a dragon in that form. It's safe to assume that most couples in Dragonia have done it at least once but for most the novelty wears off after a while.

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I played Sequel Kludge and there's a sex scene with a robot party member where she actually smiles at you when normally the sex is meant for mana resupply. I really liked that scene a lot and I want to make normally stoic automations smile.

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>>38457339
Such a lewd nun such be punished.
With a dick. In her mouth. You know, because of the tongue piercing. No other reason what so ever.

Come to think of it, what other girls would you guys like to see in lewd-nun/dark priestess clothing? For some reason I'd really like to see a salamander. Though I guess she would be more of a dark paladin.

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>>38457409
What if a couple likes that kind of sex better than regular one?

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>>38457724
They get teleported to won/d/erland.

[Anonymous No.]

I sure hope that in-game holsts, minos and Ushis call you "bull". It's a meme to surpass TOM.

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>>38458024
My dick could bot take it if they did that.

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>>38453788
I might be recognized from my posting style anyway. It's not like I intend to samefag or use those pictures in other threads.
>>38454024
I don't remember if that was in a tweet or somewhere else, but it is considered bad manners not to make sexual remarks to a willing monster.