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Angry Flying Chinese Lady

>> No.38438109

>>38437749
Be careful, if you're nice to her she'll decide you're now her son and kidnap you.

>> No.38438217
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>> No.38442540

>>38437749
What is this Angry Flying Chinese Lady's opinion on the Moon Landings?

>> No.38443484
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>>38438109
Oh no! The horror!
Imagine being the victim of this Chinese woman rediscovering what it's like to be a mother, making you meals, comforting you if you're struggling to sleep or got bullied at school, and giving you tons of love!
Truly a fearsome thought...

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>> No.38452542
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>> No.38456149

>>38452542
What a way to go

>> No.38458259

The thought of cosplaying Junko has been gnawing at my mind like crazy for the last few days. It's all more painful to realize that I can't sew or do makeup or make props.

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>> No.38467481
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Kill your local Lunarian

>> No.38475054
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Mom is spending time with Auntie again!

>> No.38478694

>>38452542
you feel a trace of warm milk trickle down your fingers as well as a looming sense of dread

>> No.38478751
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>>38478694
What's the worst that could happen haha?

>> No.38479032

>>38478751
Dammit, why can't that guy notice that he's about to be eviscerated?

>> No.38479053
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>>38479032
Why would Junko eviscerate the person touching her breasts?

>> No.38479078

>>38479053
She looks very upset. It's about to happen. You just know she's about to snap.

>> No.38479102
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>> No.38479318

Mooninites are the master race
And Junko is an old hag with an ugly face

>> No.38479733
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>>38479318
Don't badmouth my mom, traitor!

>> No.38479755

>>38438217
I don't understand social media memes

>> No.38479762
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>>38479078
It's okay, Hecc does it all the time and she gets away with it, surely you'll be spared too!

>> No.38479822
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>>38479762
Junko doesn't mind physical displays of affection with her family members, but how would she react to some random anon doing it to her?

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>>38442540
Junko approves

>> No.38479865
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>> No.38479922

>>38479822
That's okay, you can always just take advantage of her motherly instincts and start bawling your eyes out and she'll show you mercy

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>>38479822
If you're cute like Udonge, maybe you'll get away with it too.

>> No.38480903
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>> No.38481016

>>38480838
And if you're not, she'll know just what to do with you: >>38480903

>> No.38481188
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The beauty and charm of a single mother.

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>>38479922
Be careful, if Junko sees you as a lost child in need of a mother, she may indeed spare you, but you'll have to face the consequences of presenting yourself like that to a widow. She will hug you with her strong, motherly grip, and take you home!
Of course, this is but the beginning of your new life! Junko will be constantly checking & looking after you! No playing violent games! No playing games past bed time! You must eat your veggies! You're not allowed to say no if auntie Hecatia gifts you a t-shirt!

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>> No.38495126

So why does she want to adopt Reisen? Doesn’t she know she’s from the moon?

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>>38437749
mom and auntie are having too much fun

>> No.38495861

>>38484384
>You're not allowed to say no if auntie Hecatia gifts you a t-shirt!
its over bros, any hopes of a social life is doomed

>> No.38495916

>>38495861
Well the good news is auntie Heca gifts you a t-shirt by taking hers off in front of you and putting it on you!

>> No.38495961

>>38495916
Auntie Heca is so kind

>> No.38496607

>>38481188
apologies miss junko, I can turn the AC up if it's that warm

>> No.38496733

Taking a bath with mom Junko! Hiding a pail of ice water where she can't see it! Asking to wash moms hair and then dumping the ice water on her! Mom holding you down and yelling at you! Mom getting revenge by giving you stomach raspberries while you beg her to stop! Auntie Heca walking in as mom has her mouth on your lower stomach while she has her butt up in the air and her nipples are rock hard! Mom saying eh..eh..eh...eh while auntie Heca slowly walks out of the room!

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Junko is YOUNG and HIP!

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>> No.38498616

>>38437749
Is anyone else in Junko’s harem besides Hecatia, Clownpiece, and Reisen?

>> No.38498624

>>38498610
Based Junko

>> No.38498779
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>> No.38498984

>>38498616
me

>> No.38499422

>>38498616
Eiki was in Heca's harem, which became Junko's harem when she took over.

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>> No.38515235 [DELETED] 

>>38437749

>> No.38515343
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Moms are going to the grocery store

>> No.38515935

>>38515343
I love them

>> No.38516019

>>38515343
Mom can we please get some potato chips

>> No.38517263
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>> No.38517277

>>38517263
/ourmoms/

>> No.38517291

>>38517263
having two moms is the best

>> No.38517302
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>>38517291

>> No.38517362

>>38517302
best auntie

>> No.38517540

>>38437749
chinese lady's honkadonkaroos

>> No.38517830

>>38517263
I want to confront Junko and ask her what did Heca do to her last night in bed!!!

>> No.38518921
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EAT IT, HEC!

>> No.38518938

Who tops? Junko or Hecatia?

>> No.38522663
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>>38518938
Junk, but Hecc is very proactive and anything but a dead fish.

>> No.38523818

>>38522663
Respectable response

>> No.38524091

>>38522663
What are they doing?

>> No.38524153
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>>38524091
Junko is giving Heca a grown-up massage. Please wait warmly and play with the Piece until they're finished.

>> No.38524381

>>38524153
I'm gonna practice grown-up massages with the clown so I could give Junko a very good one!

>> No.38524585
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>>38524381
You're not grown up enough yet, you should play video games with Piece!

>> No.38530573
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>>38524585
I want to play fighting games with Clownpiece, and then Junko and beat them both!

>> No.38530641

>>38524153
I want to take a bath with the clown while mom and heca play.

>> No.38530647
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>>38530573
Junko would probably let you win to make you happy, even if she could easily beat you if she wanted to. Clownpiece on the other hand would be a sore loser and wouldn't take it without plotting some manner of payback.

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>>38530647
Going easy on your opponent is bad sportsmanship! Junko should play to the best of her abilities! Play so well that I storm out of the room after losing too many times!

>> No.38533206

tight aunt pussy

>> No.38533217
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everyday she does this

>> No.38533240

>>38515343
Cheeky Clownpiece sneaking a box of condoms in...

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Skiing with Junko and breaking a bone!

>> No.38546143

>>38496797
Good, now I can take her hat and wear it myself.

>> No.38546387

>>38546143
You will regret this decision!

>> No.38546482
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Dangerous and sexy mommy

>> No.38546619
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>>38546482
Junko is not dangerous, please cease this slander. She just needs a hug and a kiss on the cheek!

>> No.38546710
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>>38546619
Fine then.
sexually frustrated and caring mommy

>> No.38551539

>>38546387
Any death of an individual wearing mother's cool hat is an honorable one.

>> No.38552267
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>> No.38552385

>>38552267
Mom is so beautiful, I'm sure she'd understand if her son fell in love with her.

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>>38546619
overflowing love is rife with danger

>> No.38553226

>>38553038
That's the best part.

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>>38553038
Only if you plan on leaving her behind.
You're not thinking of abandoning Junko, are you, anon?

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>>38555141
If Junko was my mom I would never abandon her, nevermind the fact that she would never let me do that in the first place.

>> No.38555760

>>38555277
Being raised to be completely dependant on Junko!

>> No.38558401
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>> No.38561018
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Going to the hot springs with Junko!
Staring at her mom chub the whole time!
Making Junko feel self-conscious about her chubby tummy!

>> No.38562124

>>38561018
If she asks a way to slim down, tell her that daily sex activities are a good way to lose some fat.

>> No.38562143

>>38561018
I want to kiss and lick her navel...

>> No.38562529
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>>38561018
Junko wouldn't feel self-concious of you staring at her when she sees you as just a child. Heca and her wouldn't even think twice about you seeing them naked.

>> No.38564310

>>38562529
But what if I kept calling her a chubby lady whenever I could see even a tiny amount of her tummy sticking out!

>> No.38571372 [DELETED] 

Do you want to play Mahjong with some chinese girl

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>>38571392
Why are Seiga's tits always hanging out like that?

>> No.38571674

>>38562529
Whoa!!

>> No.38571689
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>>38571619
Cause Seiga is a wicked hermit

>> No.38571823
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>>38564310
You'd just make her laugh at best and slightly annoyed at worst.

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>>38562529
Someone should help her with those, can't have her clothes getting stained.

>> No.38573419

>>38571392
Ron

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>>38571689

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>>38571936
Going to the park with Junko!
Junko suddenly starting to lactate!
People walking past Junko, clearly seeing the milk leaking through her tabard!
Frequency of Junko's leaking milk keeps increasing thanks to Eirin's drugs!

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Junko is a fun mom

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>>38579169
How could Eirin do this?
Thanks doc.

>> No.38579446

>>38579360
Junko wanted to experience the joy of breastfeeding again so she asked Eirin for some lactation-inducing drugs. She only has herself to blame for taking too high of a dose!

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>>38579446
Who did she intend to breastfeed?

>> No.38579614

>>38579609
me

>> No.38581765

>>38579609
reisen

>> No.38581780

can we stop with the reisen x junko garbage
junko only wants a young man in her life to pamper, not some smelly moon rabbit

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>> No.38582295

>>38581780
Reisen does NOT smell!

>> No.38582487
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>>38582295
You're right, she doesn't smell, she REEKS with unfiltered rabbit pheromones, all designed to entrap and enchant a mate. When she wants a man, she's gonna get him no matter what, and woe upon you if she manages to catch you.

>> No.38583165

>>38480903
Translate it weebs

>> No.38583193

>>38583165
Eiren warns Junko that if she fucks up the dosage the bun will stay as a babby. Junko apologizes for fucking up the dosage.

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Junko pits

>> No.38589442

>>38582487
I sure hope Eirin or Kaguya saves me from the clutches of that dumb rabbit.

>> No.38590007

>>38587172
What a tease.

>> No.38595476

>>38579483
Why is Junko posing like that?

>> No.38595522

>>38595476
?? Mom always poses like that when I get home.

>> No.38595659
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>>38595522
But why though?

>> No.38595738

>>38595659
The thing on her head just sits like that? I thought it was a hairband with extra stuff on it.

>> No.38595754

>>38479318
+10 moon rabbit points

>> No.38595763

>>38595738
The weak use hats...

The strong balance things on their head the entire day...
-Sun Tzu Confucious Kant, probably.

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>>38595659
Because it gets her in the mood.

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>>38595811
In the mood for what? Making dinner?

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>>38595945
Early bedtime skinship.

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Here she comes!

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>>38595973
It's not nice to go to bed early before Heca has come home from work.

>> No.38596795

>>38596787
Heca can sleep with the clown!

>> No.38596830
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I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY MOTHER FIGURE ISNT REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

I JOB
IM A SLOB
IM TOO SHORT
TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG
MY WIFE IS AN OLD HAG
I AM, A JUNKOFAG

>> No.38597115

>>38596830
Well said, anon. A poet for the ages.

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Imagine

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These two are so gay.

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Giving Junko a treats

>> No.38625248
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Her hair is so gorgeous.

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>>38625248
Her wife and daughter take good care of it.

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>>38597145
cute crossover

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>>38625248
It's messy but it has that charm

>> No.38637932

>>38637400
Unexpectedly poignant crossover

>> No.38638177

A CAKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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