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I stole yukari's pet, but she just won't let me sleep at night. What a spoiled fox!

>> No.38421489
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I stole ran's pet, but she just won't let me sleep at night. What a spoiled cat!

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just kidnapped aya's assistant. half the night she keeps howling at the sky, the other half she crawls into my bed and keeps saying something about how knots are unpleasant. stupid wolf.

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>>38421780
wrong pic

>> No.38421865

>>38420890
You fool! By stealing Yukari's pet, you have made yourself a criminal! When Yukari finds you, not only will she take her fox back, but she'll make YOU her pet too!

>> No.38421963

>>38421865
I can just run away

>> No.38422224

>>38421963
Gaps!

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>> No.38428175

>>38423658
Playing poker or any other card game against extremely intelligent youkai is kind of like playing minesweeper where every tile is a bomb. You're absolutely not winning, unless she wants you to.

>> No.38428340

>>38428175
If every tile is a bomb, then doesn't that mean the board is already cleared, thus you win by default?

>> No.38434164

>>38421489
kys

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I stole Marisa's precious thing and now she's in rape trauma therapy. What a slut!

>> No.38435809

>>38428175
Exactly. Look at her - Ran just wants to watch you squirm. She wants to see you make the kinds of expressions only she'll know.

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>>38423658
Ran-sama is the queen of my hearts

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>>38420890
You have to fall asleep in her fluffy tails otherwise she'll make sure to keep you up all night

>> No.38441181

>>38423658
Ran-sama picked a bad day not to wear underwear!

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>>38441181
Two can play at that game

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