Monster Girl Thread

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Rise and shine.

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>>38416229
Why does he look so nervous? Is that Kiki going to do something if he doesn't cook it correctly?

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>>38416237
She's going to sigh in disappointment.

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>>38416219
I would never leave bed if this cat was in it.

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>>38416240
Pure horror

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Are ogres technically abusive wives?

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>>38416338
fuck off back to /tg/

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>>38416241
Then how about a bath?

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>>38416354
i'm not from there, i just remembered their profile description saying they fight their husbands and rape them for losing

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Beating my ogre wife until she bleeds!

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Which MG would best fit my ideal woman?
>Latin
>dump truck ass
>good mother
>baby crazy
>no taller than 5’

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>>38416364
Hopping from one weakness to another, eh? Clever girl.

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>>38416411
>Latin
Italian or Mexican?

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>>38416411
>>38416447
loli liches chanting in old latin!

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>>38416411
Sounds like a goblin would work. Maybe a short p'orc.

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This is something I have thought about Saiyans for a long time. The goal of sex is reproduction, physical attraction from women to men is 100% based on the advantadges to the offspring. For example, handsome men are attractive to women because those genes will make the offsprinf attractive, rich men are attractive because they can raise successful children. In saiyan society strenght is everything.

Saiyan x Saiyan offspring lead to regular Saiyans, while we know Saiyan x Human offspring lead to insanely strong Saiyans like Gohan with insane potential. If this fact became known to female Saiyans, or better yet (I doubt it) could instinctively feel it, wouldnt that make all human men super attractive giga chads to female Saiyans?

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>I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.

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>>38416572
Yes, when the space monkeys arrive we will be used as breeding stock.
I, for one, welcome our new Saiyan overlords.

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>>38416608
The Burgmeister of Wurmburg reminiscing over his younger days?

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>>38416572
Yes. I want to be raped by a saiyan women. Like that one rape scene in the invincible comics.

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Admit it, you want to be a house husband for a dominant monster girl, don't you?

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>>38416867
Yes, but to a gently dominant one.

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>>38416867
Not really no
I like submissive girls, but I'd prefere if I just got some romantic femal affection at all really

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ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME!
The MGC mayoral elections have begun, please cast your vote for who will run the city for the next 4 years

https://www.strawpoll.me/45947274

polls will be open for roughly a day

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>>38417049
oh so that's what all that election talk was for

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>>38417049
>cast vote
>doesn't seem to count
what a time for a bug

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCAHywX6ojA

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Marry an elf (or several).

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The drawing of a troll is the most (You)s I got here for my art, without counting requests.
Is this the power of a TROLL?

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>>38417265
There is nothing like getting Trolled.

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>>38417049
>>38417114
I’m calling fraud, this whole election’s integrity has fallen apart.

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>>38417290
Troll-sama... I kneel.

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>>38417290
ye cannot get troll

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>>38417114
>>38417340
if it comes to it I'll make a new poll

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I want to be raised by a Wurm to one day become her perfect husband.

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Abyssal monsters of chaos are the best.

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>>38417049
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC AND URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE ELECTORAL COMMISSION
due to ongoing technical issues the MGC mayoral election is now being held here;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

please recast your votes

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Do mermaids get along with abyssal monsters? They both live in the ocean but in very different parts.

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>>38417798
I suspect that the abyss to water babes is a source of terror and a very dark, very lethal part of the world. Crushing pressure aside, abyss mamonos take no shit and when they come out It's only to steal men from poor mermaids

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>>38416219

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Best monster girl for this feel?
https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk

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>>38417955
Hags

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>>38417798
>"I was old when this world was young. I will remain once these world is nothing but dust and ash. Eternity is but a blink of an eye to me"
>"Mhm, anyhow, I was planning on having a party for my niece. You wanna come?"
>".... Sure."

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>>38417955
>Not available in your country
Well, any Zipangu girl would do I guess.

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>>38418060
>these world
I mean to say "this world". Please don't make me get extra credits from Ms. Haku again.

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Breed the sleep mice

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Some good tf stuff.
https://twitter.com/Shrasik/status/1488384169348632579?t=tUsHKcfDDN9dOXJiUV9OcA&s=19

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>>38418298

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I want to live in a starter town in the world of MGE. I can already imagine me and my monster wife, the two of us looking like the typical plain and bland template married couple NPC/mob characters.

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>>38418453
Cursed Cheshire bean plush that sucks your dick and calls you gay.

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>>38418060
Now thats a real hag. Hot.

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>>38418089
>extra credit
no no no, that be too good for you, remideal classes

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>>38418604
now that is how old I want my future mature monster wife

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>>38418580
Well what happens when the Hero/"Player Character" pauses for a moment and you and your monster wife (and fellow inhabitants) see the text above him/her saying:

>Quicksaving
>Quicksaving done

And then he/she draws weapons and destruction magic...

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>>38416229
Good kiki
>>38416237
Thigh fuck orgasm denial

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>>38417258
Am I even worthy enough? Would worship at least.

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>>38418688
>can't cast that
>I can't cast that here
>not in the town
Background Chads win again.

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>>38417258
as long as wake up getting milked by the oldest one there

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>>38418688
Hero gets secret bad end in which he gets Alp'd at the town square and lives happily ever after.

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I need a snuggle sheep to molest in bed

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>>38418688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDgQdr8ZkTw

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>>38418723
I cannot express how much I love this picture and want a huge, massive titty, semi creepy, shark tooth, horny monster girl to fuck and love.

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>>38417872
It's literally just a demon realm. He has stated chaos monsters like Mindflayers get along fine with other monsters and they they do go other places and interact with others in their human forms.
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).
>Among the abyssal-type monster girls, those whose husbands are a berserker, seen from the outside to be in an irrevocable state of being used by their husbands as breeding material (although most demon girls are fallen to an irrevocable level of pleasure by their husbands in the first place). But sometimes they have lovey-dovey dates with their human husbands.(KC)
One of the song maidens from world guide side 3, who is from there, describes the abyss as:
>At the bottom of the sea deeper than here, the men had “various appearances”, and everyone was always connected, feeling good

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>>38418780
Mamono so BEEG and Thicc you gonna get lost! Mentally as well.

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>>38418791
>“various appearances”
I am looking forward to transformations new chaos girls will bring.

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I said, breed the sleep mice!

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>>38418780
>>38418811
what I want is also that but I do want to be seen as avery cute by my wife to the point when I do something somewhat cool, she just grabs and smothers me in a hug

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>>38418915
>she just grabs and smothers me in a hug
You will stay there for hours though. Face in big milkers.

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>>38418881
no, i don't like following orders

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>>38418192
>>38418881
Nah. Don't get me wrong, sleepy rat is a qt, but dead fishes are no gun.

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>>38419071
>no gun
Sorry, I'll go back to /k/ now.

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>>38418700
Yes you are, now go

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>>38419071
They're not asleep 24/7.
They're awake at times, and they are, they just as active and rambunctious as any other mouse

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>>38417049
oh NOW it starts working, typical
if your one of the 5 anons who voted for Miss Jinko I'd advise you recast your votes here;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

least you be left out

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I wonder how much chaos girls would be into you using different wife's forms on them. Going full squid on Atlach-Nacha or dominating Mindflayer in Nightgaunt's winged form.

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>>38419159
I'd still rather a fire rat.

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>>38419225
I prefer sweet, sugary kisses and cunny though. Fire rat is sexy, yes. But dormice actually taste good! Literally taste good. You like brown sugar? That's what she tastes like. Very delicious. Very erotic!

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>>38419213
>Come on Betsy! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
>Come on Betsy! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
>Cum on Betsy! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

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>>38419213
>>38417644
things aren't looking good for for Mayor Anubis, guess that overhaul to public transport wasn't enough for voters

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>>38419318
well polls have only been open for a few hours, we still have the rest of the day

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>>38419318
dum dog don't know what the people want, they want better cities or to be molested

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>>38419314
not so fast cow, candidate anon is not to be underestimated

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>>38419213
Ms. Jinko is what the city needs!

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>>38419360
>she supports mens right
>and she wonders why she still single

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>>38419213
Once again, a tiger is not a valid option

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>>38419360
Men don't need rights! They need guardians!

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>>38419360
>the city neeeds men rights
lol no, men have TOO MANY RIGHTS. The other day, A man claimed raped when he was getting his annual penis inspection/

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Every morning I lay in bed and wish I was Spooning a manticore. Portals when?

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Anon has the best intention to be mayor unlike Miss Anubis or Betsy Mcjuggs. He will reduce taxes, ease up on the punishment of monsters that proactively date, and make it easier for our older monster citizens to get a husband. SO remember, Vote Anon for less taxes

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>>38419213
>even the OPP has more votes that Mrs Echidna
truly a tragic day to be a mother

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>>38419213
>no one else voted for the Order party
Democracy was a mistake. If you can't vote properly the angels shouldn't let you vote at all.

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>>38419586
but some tard did tho...

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>>38419586
the angles aren't even voting for it, they are all on the anon train because secretly they want to rape men.

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>>38419213
>the zombie has more votes than mayor anubis

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>>38419619
All the anubis is going to do is blow more taxpayer money on pyramids.

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>>38419662
hey now! pyramid station is a wonder of modern engineering!

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>>38419662
thats why you should vote anon, less taxes. more rapes. more love.
>>38419677
and a waste of money

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>>38419662
And what's wrong with more pyramids? I support the Anubis-Ocelomeh coalition party.

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>>38419719
we aint in 5000 bc, grandma

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>>38416229
>master1200

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>>38416411
Can I interest you in a small brown rapecat?

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I gave ny vote to greenie. She's probably not gonna win but she deserves to feel at least a little happy.

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>>38416219

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>>38419422
See? Exactly, they have the right to be protected!

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The Average Human Female citizens of Kikimorastan.

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>>38419745
you're going to feel like its 5000 bc when the jaguar and jackal go feral on you for being such an uncultured swine.

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>>38419825
Like their hips can still handle that much action if they still want to build pyramids

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>>38419822
Why are they not in maid outfits

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>>38417049
>>38417644
>>38419213
>Mcjuggs and Anon neck and neck
>current mayor in 4th
>Order doing better than Echidna
wild times in MGC

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>>38419745
oh yeah? explain this >>38419854

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>>38419865
it's bass pro shops, i aint gotta explain shit

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>>38419854
Anon's got that broad appeal

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>>38419213
Why the fuck would you people vote for anon. Bunch of fags in here.

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>>38419854
If they tie will McJuggs and Anom have to marry?

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>>38419865
A throwback ain’t too bad but every other fucking building is a damn pyramid, now that’s a probelm

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>>38419887
If there was an alp party I'd vote for it.

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>>38419887
Less taxes

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>>38419887
He's got the whores and monster vote. Personally, I'm surprised he's not doing better.

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>>38419929
Is doggy?

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>>38419940
close enough

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>>38419822
>off-topic image

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Reposting our demo of the crocodile witch game for those who missed it in the last thread.

Full version will be out on the 14th. I'll post it, then.

https://outismedia.itch.io/witch-of-the-swamp-vn

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>>38419887
Lots of whores in this thread

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>>38419978
>horror

This has guro, doesn't it?

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Join the sabbath today and you will receive a free wife.

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Would you want a cute undead mage wife?

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>>38419213
I wish there was an amazon party, that's what this city needs.

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>>38420115
But she's flat. And a stripper.

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>>38420115
i can get that if I fall asleep on the train going westbound to hagtown. You do that and you wake up in some hag's house. But I can behind a loli hehe if she my momster

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>>38420079
>>38419978 here. It does not contain guro, though one of the endings has some brutal violence (not towards Cuca) that sensitive people might find upsetting. No one here would be traumatized, but unfortunately I have to put the warning on anyway.

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>no kiki/shoggoth coalition party for cleaning up the streets

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>>38420115
I want her to be brown and very smug

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>>38420142
what they gonna clean?

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>>38420115
Only if it's Marune's Sabbath.

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>That Echidna birthing animation on the booru

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>>38420124
Yes. I'll take 2 please. Here's $4.62.

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>>38420169
The streets. And maybe some mandatory genital washing checkpoints or unattached males.

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>>38420124
as long i get a big silly hat like hers
>>38420199
so crime and shit? Also dick cleaning stations, now that is just freaky. Who wouls get off to that

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>>38420216
I’m sure you could get one after a long time of studying magic with her.

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>>38420177
hot

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>>38420125
>>38420142
guess they should have campaigned during the run up, oh well there's always next time

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>>38420177
Link

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>>38420229
just look at the size of that hat, it is just monstrous. It defys logic and reason with its massive width and height. I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO GET THAT HAT!

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>>38420250
NSFW
NSFW
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/12/64/12644e949091c0ed837fb6fa26e589bf.webm

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>>38420264
How to get spooky witch lady's hat
>Step 1: go up to spooky witch lady
>Step 2: tell her that she has very pretty eyes/hair/boobies
>Step 3: watch her turn into a blushing, stuttering mess
>Step 4: take hat while she's incapacitated

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>>38420264
>>38420373
Be wary anons once you start stealing hats you can never go back. Your hat list will continue to grow and you will never be satisfied.

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>>38420373
>>38420413
i dont wanna steal her hat! i wanna ask where she got it or if she got a spare for me to have!

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>>38416219

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Imagine this be Demon Lord Lilith's character design and appearance

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>>38420545
there would be no MGE, for she would cut her self on her edge

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>>38420545
But that doesn't make sense and isn't even cute. She's just a succubus.

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>>38420268
Hot.

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>>38419506
You are me, and I am you, Anon. I even started getting dreams of the batcat.

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>>38419586
the order party and the angel party are two different things and i'd gladly vote for the angel representative Mrs Cupid if she was running

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>>38420136
Yeah, but the sabbath is giving away free booze, halo, and classic rock cds just for showing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420545
>bach-do
I thought I recognized this artist.

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>>38420624
Times are that tough, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420624
nah, it needs to be retrowave music, drawing supplies for both tradtional and digital art, and top-of-the-line computer parts or prebuilts with the top line compter parts. I am not so cheap

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. Rata! I missed last week's MGC News headlines! May I get a quick rundown please!?

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>>38420600
thats one strange looking cupid,looks sus

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>>38420624
But what If don't like Halo and rock and alcohol don't entice me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420641
>war in the middle-east
>gas prices going up
>water is wet
>c is for cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420634
the recession hit everyone hard

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>>38420413
off-topic trash.

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>>38420679
But the sex industry and alcohol are supposed to be recession proof! Maybe if the little brats had gotten off their butts and got real jobs, instead of pretending to be kids, they'd have some savings to fall back on and wouldn't need Onii-chans to provide for them.

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>>38420641
>Dark priest chan marries dude who looks like jesus
>Valkyrie nick named "Lady justice" is looking for partner to "Right the wrongs of this world"
>Lillim threatens to Dark matter nuke florida
>Kunoichi grappling contest ends in ripped clothes disarster

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>>38420749
Thank you

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>>38420749
>disarter
Miss rata need to go back to Miss Haku's grammar class

[Anonymous No.]

Make fox hags feel young again by impregnating them full of kits

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>>38420735
I prefer my lolis with flat chests and big butts.

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>>38420679
>>38420735
lol can't relate, imagine being poor. LOLOLOLOL. Why don't ask you ask the government to bail you out

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[Anonymous No.]

We made it to the best year friends

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>>38420769
HOLD UP
YOUR QUOTING OF MY INCORRECT WORD IS ALSO INCORRECT

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>>38420641
>incumbent mayor anubis slips into 4th place in MGC election polls
>candidates Mcjuggs and Anon neck and neck for top spot
>candidate jinko climbs to unexpected 3rd place on campaign for men's rights

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>>38420782
>Why don't ask you ask the government to bail you out
Please don't give them any ideas.

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>>38420789
Explain

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>>38420793
>3rd place
not not for long it seems, ol'ms'bis is clawing her way back up

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>>38420810
I wrote disarster
You said i wrote "disarter"

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>>38420797
like those hag larpers can pull it off

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>>38416867
'admit it' implies literally anyone here is ashamed of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420784
Oh no, this doesn't look like the calm and casual rape that she promised it would be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420827
same shit
>>38420833
>rape
>calm and casual
Anon, you aren't the brightest, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420828
Don't underestimate the Sabbath, anon. They have their fingers in many cookie jars. I heard they were behind the political assassination of Jane F. Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420884
they might have once held such power but in this day and age, they are old grandmas who are way behind the times

[Anonymous No.]

>Valentine's Day approaches

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>>38420884
wittle girls would never do that, silly onii chan.
>>38420831
And why would they be? Women have wanted to be the breadwinner for years now. Get with the times. Something seems to be going wrong with equality though because women don't aggressively pursue me

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>>38420788
a place to be respected
both you respecting them and them respecting you. jinko's drink their respect men juice.

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>>38420788
We still have 2 years to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420926
sounds horrible, I'd rather get raped by the sabbath who are at least honest with their intentions

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>>38420908
>wittle girls
They're not fooling anyone.

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>>38419218
nacha would probably kick and step on you in squid form saying you're "disgusting <3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420903
I'm building a bunker. It's Wurmproof and to prove it I put a jar of cookies inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420967
"Foul creature unlovable by the sane <3"

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>>38420903
if you put your ear to the ground you can hear the vibrations caused by eros shaking with excitement

[Anonymous No.]

>>38419218
half related, but i enjoy the idea of a mindflayer squiding you then putting you on other members of the harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420988
>IMPLYING ANYTHING IS TRULY WURMPROOF
all wurm needs is time and she can get through anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421030
Wurm gasps as she is faced with a logic puzzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421050
>implying wurm cares for such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421050
Wurm uses quantum tunneling to achieve the correct solution!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420988
>Tremors but with Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421073
>quantum tunneling
big words mke me head hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421074
>Wurms Armageddon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421050
>wurm asks her friend for help

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420903
I'm ready for all the cute Valentine's couples.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm chan I need your top headlines for the wurmly bugle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421156
>origin of the Green/Wurm party

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>>38421029
>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...
She would probably organize some Lovecraftian roleplay with that.
Like having her husband going squid while she makes that Nacha thinks she is some poor innocent girl getting sacrificed to an Eldritch Deity.

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>>38421164
>Anon smell good
>why anon run?
>how to trap anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38419213
>no sabbath candidate
I sleep

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>>38421156
>Wurm is the muscle
>greenworm is the brain
>>38421164
>doggy wants more lego and more tunnels we can't use
>why men don't like to play doctor no more?
>where the best place with nice juicy meat
>Remmeber to give stuff found to lost and found

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>>38421208
What if worm is the muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421164
>Spider-wan unmasked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421218
then wurm is new brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421164
how to do math to impress your crush!

[Anonymous No.]

>welcome to infowurms I am your host Alexa wurms
>Today I ask, If Marshmallow kitty not chew toy, why is it chewy?
>What is my husband hiding in his pants. I believe its a snack
> The order covenant of our lady in chastity dark matter bombing was a inside job
> Remember to buy wurm force plus so you can be smart like me

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>>38421207
well they never campaigned

[Anonymous No.]

better urban planning=more taxes, more spending and taking of your money. DO you want to be even more broke? Vote Anon, I'll reduce taxes by 80%

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421321
>I DON'T LIKE THE CHEMICALS THEY BE PUTTING IN THE WATER TURING THE FREAKING MUCUS TOADS GAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421332
If I wanted less taxes I'd vote for (and marry) Echidna. Also, I'm not a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421332
but candidate anon what will become of existing public transport infrastructure and the city travel card system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421354
she'll only reduce one portion of taxes, I'll reduce all the taxes I can and you can be a whore only for your wife
>>38421362
I'll reduce the cost of using and owning a car so you can ride in peace and be free

[Anonymous No.]

>wurm chan is the best investigative reporter in the city
>This is soley because it's impossible to stop a wurm from going where they want
>Her note pad is written in crayon and she goes " say cheese!" When taking pictures of incriminating events

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421332
no it doesnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421391
shush, u

[Anonymous No.]

>fed up of chesh's pranks and jokes
>next prank she does, just break down in tears as she grins thinking it's a joke
>sob about how her stupid antics have been taking a toll on your mental health and you can't take it anymore because you don't know when things in life are real or not
>her grin falters
>run away crying and saying that you wish she'd just leave you alone while she stares dumbfounded
>go get with some nice big girl who tells awful drunken jokes that somehow make you laugh
>tell her you're glad to have her, and that you've never seen any cheshires since you met her
>chesh hiding in your house cries softly
haha dumb girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421386
>she forgets to take the lens cap off her camera so all the "photos" are crayon drawings as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421395
we need only divert spending away from useless things like the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421404
>every anon buy her paper because of cute it all is

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421416
>anon was later found ODed on cunny juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421378
You would have had my vote if you had promoted mandated male chaperones. Too little, too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421416
If we waste any more money on "weeaboo", we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421417
>Nobody realizes she caught the head If the local order cell fornicating with a baphoment

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421435
>mandated male chaperones
I have to cater to my monster citizens as well. Think about it. Imagine that you have the chance to chaperone the hottest monster that you had ever seen but many other men wanted to do the same but only one can be it, it would suck if you couldn't.
I had to make some scarfices to make sure everyone happy
>>38421453
Mayor Anubis be sticking her hand in the cookie jar is what a little birdie tod me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421482
>She was caught by wurmchan
>Her hand is literally stuck in a cookie jar
>BREAKING NEWS MS.ANUBIS WONT SHARE COOKIE WITH ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421453
agree, we need to spend it on important things like housing (since we are seeing a huge boost in population for obvious reasons), healthcare (more people, more money needs to be spent on it) and also public transport/community meetup spots like parks and bars (most likely spots for couples to meet)

[Anonymous No.]

Which candidate will give me a White Horn to brush and cuddle and love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421506
>The great Cookie jar scandal of '13

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421482
Sorry, worded that wrong, mandated chaperones FOR men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421528
same thing I wrote applies here as well
>>38421526
I will, just gimme your address, and your name and A white horn shall be yours to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421399
This upsets me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421550
Something seems suspicious about this...

[Anonymous No.]

>as McJuggs and Anon pull away from the pack in the polls candidate Anon holds a press conference to rally more support to try and take the lead
things are heating up and we're only half way through election day

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421566
Nope, I wiill fufill my word to you, dear citizen. I want to see the smiles on everyone faces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38419805
>Greenworm wins because they had a buffet at the debate and somehow she got on stage and stole everyone’s heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421527
What wurm neglects to mention is that she already had 13/14 cookies in the jar and demanded that anubis-chan also share the last one with her. Furthermore anubis-chan's mom baked those cookies for her daughter to take to work. This lack of integrity on wurm's part is highly disturbing, if she can't learn to share then who can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421596
well their currently tied with the Zombie Party and Miss Jinko for 4th so their gonna have to step up their game if they want in office

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421609
What a lie, Anubis had a hidden cookie that she was palming at the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>38419213
tell me about the flower district

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421653
>>38421653
'retty 'lowers

[Anonymous No.]

Hello friends. I'm here on behalf of the Green/Worm campaign, urging you to cast your vote for them. I firmly believe they're the right choice for a safe and prosperous MGC in the future. As a joint ticket, they have the most complete package when it comes to understanding the needs of the city. They know the struggles the little ones and the big ones have to face on a day to day basis. Their main platform of revamping the flower district and underground is just the beginning of their plans to revitalize MGC and make it a better home for us. They hope to:
>commit to the aforementioned improvements of the flower district, beautifying one of the defining features of downtown
>in this vein they plan on communicating diligently with the Dryad Corporation in order to improve our general landscaping
>revamp our underground facilities, building homes, networks, and new businesses to push our city onwards
>improve our restaurant and eatery scene, turning MGC into a tourist destination and enriching the lives of those who live here
>Creating an influx of new jobs and new single guys in town
>provide tax breaks to local food suppliers to decrease costs and fulfill our new needs
>they've even reached out to Holstaur Farms to discuss plans for a joint building of a dairy within our own city limits
And that's just the tip of the iceberg(lettuce). My vote is for Green/Wurm, and I hope you will consider doing so too.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it's the impregnation fetish talking but I can't be the only one who voted echidna. Silent majority I assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421550
No, anon, no it doesn't. There is a clear difference between men and monsters. Men are far weaker, more emotional, and more vulnerable than monsters, and you would have us served up on a silver platter to them. There is no practical difference between voting for you and voting for the Jinko party. Men's rights? Give me a break, she's promising more "freedom" for men. Freedom to what? Get raped, that's what. Mandatory Chaperones for men would reduce rape. So long as every anon has his strong wife/adoptive mommy/big sister by his side he'll be protected, as it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421653
large planet and bug population, well known for its gardens and parks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421678
Fuck that shit. Women are already taking away rights from men around the world. I don't need monsters joining in the fray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421686
>planet
how rude can you be, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421669
As soon as her 10,000 daughters are old enough to vote she'll steal the election

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421669
If I could change my vote I'd vote for Echidna, but I'm a dumdum who mixes up urban and rural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421692
>>38421678
You should have voted order for radical change. There can only be safety with strong anti stalking legislation and confining all monsters to the moster quarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421678
why would I want to reduce rape? I know you want to get raped anon... don't you?, Every man wants to get raped, it's just part of our nature. So be Honest, you just want a monster already picked out for you so you can raped by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421729
I see where you're coming from, but I love my wife too much to restrict her rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421703
Speaking of reproduction, we know low level monsters like devil bugs can have more children in a shorter timespan than powerful monsters and we know that eventually mamano will be able to have sons. So does that mean that the more children rule will stay true to having sons or will they somehow have the same chances of having a son as species like pharaohs?

[Anonymous No.]

so uh, when we gonna call the election?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421729
>imagine not trusting monsters this much
They only want to have kids, just some more than others. Don't you want kids too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421735
Not all of us are whores, anon. Our first sexual experience should be with our wife, who has carefully been selected for us by our mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421759
some time tomorrow, want to make sure we cover all timezones, I'll probably repost the link periodically
speaking of which if you haven't already voted;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb/r

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421767
See my point, You want a monster picked out for you to get violated by behind closed doors

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421777
But not a stranger on a train!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421786
you'll be strangers when you first meet as well, so what's truly the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421792
What part of
>has carefully been selected for us by our mothers
Did you not understand? They know what's best for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421808
Even if she puts you with a fat old hag that is a massive pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421773
Which one allows for monster girls to be enslaved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421763
Think about the climate anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421820
My mother knows my requirements. Certainly better than I or anyone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421827
None of them that's too extremist for everyone. Vote order, our time will come soon my brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421831
what climate, the hot and heavy one that monsters bring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421831
Yes, I am thinking about fucking Ryu so that it can rain. Doing my part all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421848
Rising sea levels caused by desperate Otohimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421862
pretty easy fix, tell them that there are men that are willing to marry "17" years old like them at anytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38419314
How are they making that clapping sound? Their hands aren't moving...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421453
>did someone just say "weeaboo"? Cause I think I just heard someone say "weeaboo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421667
Eat the shroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421842
Monsters being slaves is a canon thing. It's just that monsters are the ones behind the scenes making their owner fuck them and manipulating things so the the guy they like is the one that buys them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421896
So which party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421834
Anon, I thonk you are just a whore in denial who would take anyone that their mom introduces

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421969
But mom knows where to find the best hags since they are her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421951
An Umi Osho would probably run on a platform like that.

[Anonymous No.]

free cpus, gpus, and even prebuilts for votes. coming out of my own pocket

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421969
How very dare you, sir! I am a proper gentleman who has only, and will only give himself to his wife, whenever she demands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422015
>how very dare you
Is that a grammatically correct statement, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

But what the the candidates stances on skub

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422002
votes for who though anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421991
How will she be able to run a compelling platform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422076
who? who wants to see more smiles on everyone's faces and make sure that the cost of living goes down, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

You're all wild pigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422098
>said the p'orc while rolling around in mud

[Anonymous No.]

>>38420545
That would be her scary form. I bet she can mindfuck most mortal and appear in many forms
Even as a Chief God like form just for some little trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm Hebi kornaki here to give you live updates as voted are counted"
>Remember while the Worm party has strong support by wurm voters research has shown only 45% of wurm voters know how to correctly fill out a ballot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421669
you're far from the only one with one, im suprised shes not winning by far

[Anonymous No.]

what monster is most likey to be the derpiest and cutest one as well

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422132
Ride the wonder worm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422272
amazonian snek, most likely one of the constricting one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422310
put 'amazonian' before anything and they become better. im not even a musclefag, i just like the rr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422270
100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422330
amazonian toaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422132
Speedball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422334
thats a slur, sir. you cant call automatons that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422342
ok, rustbucket, tincan, trash can, roomba, or my favoirte, complex abacus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422342
they call me a meatbag, so its fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422372
rustbucket is just another way of saying christmas cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422330
>>38422330
amazonian alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422396
so there are hagbots out there?

[Anonymous No.]

You have alerted the fox anon, what do you do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38418945
My erection is starting to hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
hug her and dont let go while I climb up and wrap my legs around her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422415
aren't most? they were built by some kind of forerunner civilisation, so they've been about for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
Offer myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422457
but you know hwat I mean, ones that were built to look mature also never call any a robutt a hagbot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422481
fucking Automadore 64

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
look at her with puppies eyes and ask are you my mommy? while turning my head a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
I suppose I have no choice but to enjoy the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
Caller her a stinky oba-san, flip her skirt and run away laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
Tell her she's way too high-class to be seen with a loser like me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play healer for a big cow while she goes adventuring. Do you think milk restores mp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
lose myself to her ara-aras and fufus and get milked over and over again while my head goes empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
Give her the offering anyway. Not like her spotting me makes a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422579
Imagine playing healer for a group of monsters.
They'd get hurt on purpose just so you'd have to touch them all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422608
thats when you stop healing and tell them to nurse their own wounds or get hurt yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422615
>get hurt yourself
Anon no! They will be all over you!

[Anonymous No.]

We need drinks
wat you people dringing tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
Resign myself to being her caretaker/servant, I mean it can't be all bad plus I bet she has a great Vinyl record collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422619
Oni sweat
Which is already 150 proof considering how plastered they always are

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422619
hot chocolate :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422622
Stupid sexy fox hags
Where do I get a fox hag?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422679
What she is looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Monoeye Day! Are you doing anything to further monoeye awareness today? Because that cute monoeye that lives down the hall from you sure seems aware of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422706
Sing "eye love you baby" to her.

[Anonymous No.]

You see, your honor, Miss Apophis claims I was staring at her fangs when she engaged in her bout of proactive dating but in actuality I was staring at her plush lips the whole time. Therefore I wasn't begging to injected with venom and was actually begging her to cover me in purple lipstick marks so because she didn't give me what I was begging for it was rape! I rest my case

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422706
I'm gonna give her a wedgie and a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422660
Bingo Parlors, Grocery Stores, Jo-Ann Fabrics, Cracker Barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422748
God I love fox hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422737
I heard she's secretly into that. I don't know what it is with monoeyes and bullying fetishes.
>>38422748
Going to the mall before it opens to meet old foxes! Taking them on a date to Golden Corral!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422777
Your hag showing you off in front of her friends to make them jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422706
I will think up some sketches to draw for Cyclop and Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422843
Your hag showing off her pregnant belly to her friends

[Anonymous No.]

COWS
OUTSIDE MY HOME
BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR
THEY'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
I HATE MILK
I HATE MILK
I HATE MILKMGCJVC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422906
>Cow police 'pacify' one of the last remaining holdouts of the Milk Wars (2022, Colorized)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422881
I want a hag foxwife so i can make her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being seduced by a big booty JS Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423013
Batta's Foxes are great.

[Anonymous No.]

What is with this flag?
Theres a salamander in the mega that also has it.

[Anonymous No.]

For the guy who wanted a parasite slime, since my last work was way too nuki focused, and didn't had smut:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36618013

I didn't really know how to execute this for days, but now its finally done. Now, I'll move on to the evil mg with the hero. Anyway happy reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423109
Just Google it? Appareantly it's Saint Kitts and Nevis flag

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon has date with recently isekaid anon. While waiting at the pub's table she rants about men, about how men are children and other stuff. As she opens her eyes, she finds anon there, with flowers on his hands, he arrived early to the date.

What would she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422706
eye dont see her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422843
I want to see the smug of that hag when she rolls up and I open the door for her

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon has date with recently isekaid anon. While waiting at the pub's table she rants about men. As she opens her eyes after finishing the rant, she finds anon there, with flowers on his hands, he arrived early to the date.

What would she do?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else here would feel inadequate of your waifu geniunely proudly showing your ugly ass off to her friends? Specially if some friends have actual chad husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423224
" And that was my impression of order women"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422748
Wait is that from that guy what Made the skyrim doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423254
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423254
yup, same person, abubu i think

[Anonymous No.]

God I love mature women

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423235
If your wife is not ashamed of you, you shouldn't be either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423259
i do too, anon. I do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423254
Yes, Abubu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422914
imagine the forced breastfeeding... the horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423254
>skyrim doujin
Jesus fuck I'm scared to look

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423235
>local sabbath meetup. All the witches and their husbands.
>"Hello my fellow normal men, how are we today?"
>"Very good. I am contemplating how my wife is attractive but I am not a pedophile."
>"Yes, I am very glad we are all well adjusted people watching our wives play in the playground we built"
>"look, they even brought some local actual children to play with them and their children!"
>One last greasy neckbeard anon in the corner comes out.
>"I actually find all this pretty hot"
>nods and a general lack of eye contact all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422906
>>38423302
>>38422906
Cows inly want the best for you, to grow up string and healthy. and a gallon of milk is the only way

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423314
It's about a dude playing skyrim VR with porn/cute anime model mods and fucking all NPCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423349
Cow hands typed this
Try to not to spill milk all over your keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

Attention large monstergirls, I am only 5'5

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423410
Anon. you don't like milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421207
They're behind the scenes pulling all the strings.

They don't need to campaign anyways. They'd win in a landslide vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423411
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423416
I can't drink it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423427
nope, those shrimps have never donated to me
>>38423448
we have lactose-free cows as well as way to fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423416
I WILL NOT DRINK THE MILK
I WILL NOT DRINK THE MILK
>>38423448
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
yell "I'm a single male and I need a big strong girl to save me from a horrible fox!"
at least 5 big girls will come to my rescue

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423416
I mean... it's fine I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423411
lol, do I need to get out a magnifying glass for you, shrimpy?
>>38423468
I wasn't asking if you wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423142
>>38423142

Can I request fic of poorfag anon that, thinking he will not get claimed as they only marry strong men, offers to work as a massagist on a Hinezumi dojo for some easy bucks as he hears some Hinezumis complaining how they end up all sore after training. Start to get molested, like the Hinez demanding he take a bath with them or demand increasingly long massages and demanding he massages body parts like the chest too, but he is too dense and thinks must be his imagination as he is not a fighter and they are just being gentle. Eventually a Hine ask him in a conversation something like "So, any MG you plan to marry?" he replies "I think a Jinko would be nice", the Hinez begin to rant, their voice tone and rants become increasingly more aggressive. He can't understand why they are acting like if he insulted their ancestors and tries to leave the dojo.
>Nope.jpg Hine at the door punch him in the gut as the others drag him to a room
>Mass rape and becomes the dojo husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423488
You can't force someone to drink milk, that's illegal! (probably)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423499
laws are but suggestions when someone is lacking their daily glass or do i need to get the dragon reinforcements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423488
>lol, do I need to get out a magnifying glass for you, shrimpy?
My height doesn't bother me anon and plenty of monstergirls would be happy to pick up a portable bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423510
this you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423507
Oh god... flying milk...
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
YOU BETTER PRAY THAT I DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423518
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423142
Thank you anon! I really appreciate you writing both these stories. You really did a great job with pamela and portraying slime carriers. And pslimes as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423518
>>38423535
me too, anon. But what monster would most likely carry you around

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423562

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423617
yetis most likey hold you like a prized plushie. close and right between the tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423507
a DAILY glass? FLYING COWS? That's absurd! I will lock my home and hide, they'll never find me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423235
yeah i don't exactly view myself as special. itd be like someone proudly showing off a bank account with an entire 5 dollars inside it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423562
Riding counts as carrying, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423652
Bro, I would do a lot of things for 5$

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423641
>prepare for the milk bombing/snatch and grab
>also get the undead wights over. this one needs some extra milk
>>38423665
no, carrying as in being held in the monsters arms

[Anonymous No.]

Milk is overrated and unnecessary. All a man needs is water

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423685
soaking wet you are proably 80 lbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423630
God I wish I was a huge, soft Yeti's prized plushie bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423617
I have no idea how, but this cropped picture always reminds me of that infamous spyro the dragon subway image that used to circulate around 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a no tolerance policy towards used goods, just because I like older monster women doesn't mean that I want them to have any sexual experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423683
>undead milk
a most foul liquid, probably tastes like cheese (not that I have ever consumed dairy to know what that's like, of course)
>milk bombing
AHA, I knew this day would come, that's why I invested in a milk shelter! sold by one of your own cows even, I am safe and sound from any milk invasion most surely

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423724
its basically the same angle and composition.
>>38423728
older monsters are called hags or CC which is basically means they are still virigns

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423742
Look up and open wide

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423728
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
you can always trust a lady with a smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423416
I fucking love milk, pls send doting (smart) cow GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423759
oh god, that look. I can't help but listen to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423761
Don't fall for their lies anon! Never trust a cow NEVER TRUST A COW
>>38423752
HOW? STAY AWAY
STAY AWAYYYY
STAYAFnfjjgvv

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423826
Are you saying I should lend an ear to the cute foxes visiting my door to spread the love of mofu instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423759
I want to sniff her tabi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423847
I have my agents that spread mofu and milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423759

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423791
A look that says "you like crabby patties don't you Squidward"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423866
i trust the smiling clown before that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423876
Wicked clowns wicked clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
Begin fluffing protocols

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423876
You can trust the cat to be a moderately reliable wife and friend. She only teases people she likes, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423960
clown is more trustworthy and not because I want to get punished. I am a good boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
bury myself in the tails and don't move

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423965
big meaty paws are my fetish, as it is for many anons here.

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>>38423142
Yay, thanks legit.

[Anonymous No.]

Need a tanuki or kiki to spit in my mouth and give me sloppy kisses

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would throw tantrums and rape on the spot at losing at tabletop games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423876

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>>38424045
i like big meaty hands so I like the bogie clown
>>38424086
She looks like she'd shank me for my lunch money, not as friendly-looking as ms clown

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38424118
>She looks like she'd shank me for my lunch money
Then she would fuck you on the spot too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424142
smokers are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423496
yeah, but I'll need time, because of other requests and irl shit too. I noted it, and put it in my to-do list.

>>38423544
thank you, originally I planned it to be a lot shorter, but since I'm not that good with smut only, it clicked better with more story, and how the carrier's behavior changes. Then I glued it together with another carrier girl, Leila.

>>38424059
you are welcome dude

[Anonymous No.]

Hello this the MGC Electoral Commission with your 10th hour election report;

Things don't look good for encumbered Mayor Anubis as she drops to 4th in polls, it seems candidate Bestsy McJuggs's plan to quote "show her what real urban planning looks like" and candidate Anon's fiery condemnation of her public spending appears to have weakened confidence in her abilities as mayor despite her extensive public transport program.

As McJuggs primary rival in the election, candidate Anon held a press conference earlier reaffirming his pledge to significantly cut taxes up to 80% as well as appealing to his monster voter base with his promise to rework proactive dating laws, although concerns remain over how his new tax cuts will affect the public transit system many have come to rely on in the city despite Anon stating that he will quote "reduce the cost of using and owning a car so you can ride in peace and be free".

An unexpected development came in third place with candidate Jinko, campaigning on a platform of men's rights, Miss Jinko has been the subject of much mockery by the political establishment with many asking if a single woman can quote "understand what a man needs" and yet her message appears to have found a audience in the men of the city.

Finally concerns have been voiced over the Order Purity Party, whilst only holding roughly 6% many see this a worrisome sign of growing human supremacy although members of the OPP left and centre quickly disputed this claim stating that this was the result of the "growing awareness of the human population to their worth" and that the OPP was committed to peaceful relations, the OPP right and far right could not be reached for comment.

polls close tomorrow, with citizens encouraged to vote if they haven't already done so;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

I'm going to bed if there's a new thread before I get back someone post a link there

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424148
With wonderworms as an acception, I hope? for me its 'as long as its not nicotine'

[Anonymous No.]

Mg crane game

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
I'm calling it for the OPP. And if they don't win, I'm going to the capitol building myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38421786
You aren't strangers if your new wife knew your address, where you work, your daily habits, your fetishes, and your weekly diet nine months before you got married on the train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
Wait, is it my imagination or does anon have more radical pro monster platforms than the monsters? Also I cant wait to see the debate and how Ms Jinko will debate anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
I, Anon will also make it a priority to reduce the number of forms that is needed to set up businesses and get work. I hate the beacurcy as much as every other citizen and my goal is to make MGC from free as I can.
>>38424209
I only wish to help my monster citizens to be happy. I am not a radical

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424209
>"Mr. Anon, I will fold my campaign into yours of you spare me just a crumb of peen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
>Things don't look good for encumbered Mayor Anubis as she drops to 4th in polls, it seems candidate Bestsy McJuggs's plan to quote "show her what real urban planning looks like" and candidate Anon's fiery condemnation of her public spending appears to have weakened confidence in her abilities as mayor despite her extensive public transport program.
>>38424172

I hope Mayor Anubis has a husbabd to hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424218
>reduce taxes by 80%
>make it legal for monsters to rape
>dismantle bureaucracy, the foundation for any government
>I am not a radical
Anon, I'd vote for you IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424227
Don't worry he's the local master builder at Lego land. Besides she can try again in a few years once people realize that Candidate anons degree was literally written in sharpie by a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424253
Why do you speak such slander. I graduted top of my class, from MGCU with a PHD in political science at the age of 19. I just want to make a freer MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424271
Sir having a wurm break through a wall and give you a stack of diplomas in return for a cookie does not count as graduating

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe the mens rights jinko Raiden is going to have to fight senator arm strong anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
>Miss Jinko has been the subject of much mockery by the political establishment with many asking if a single woman can quote "understand what a man needs" and yet her message appears to have found a audience in the men of the city.

WHY CAN MEN VOTE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424245
people just voted for him because the name sounded familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424284
You can ask my teacher, Ms. demon. I was a problem student, I'd admit but I got straight As. This is just the fact that the other candidates don't want freedom and rather put me down. They want to maintain their power over the people Of MGC, but I SAY NO, NO MORE I WILL BRING RAPE AND ,MAKE RAPE GREAT AGAIN AND NOT LET THE LAW DETERMINE HOW LOVE COMES TO BE!

[Anonymous No.]

Since Anon is the most common make name in mgc, does that mean we each get a day as mayor in a sort of rotating block

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424318
The future is male, dragoncel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
I'm going to propose to miss Jinko if they let me ask a question at the debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424345
yes
>>38424318
Miss dragon, the candidate that will allow you to snatch up a man is a man. How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424345
If so, I'll use my day to unmake every previous anon's doing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424318
Deal with it granny. We don't live in the stone age anymore it's time for our voices to be heard

[Anonymous No.]

Let's just hope miss jinko doesn't go into heat in the next day and accidentally torpedo her entire platform

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424084
The obvious ones: hellhound, ushi-oni, minotaur, ogre, untamed h'orc, untamed p'orc, dormouse, manticore, werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424245
>>dismantle bureaucracy, the foundation for any government
There's a level of organization that's required, but bureaucracy tends to snowball into a bloated blob only to sustain its growth.
>>38424318
Cool it with the sexism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424392
I wouldn't be surprised if that made her ratings rise.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to drink monster girl girlcum

[Anonymous No.]

I DON'T want to keep drinking milk...

[Anonymous No.]

I do want to drink milk, I'll take that anon's share

[Anonymous No.]

You fools don't you get it Anon wants to cut taxes because he's backed by the devil big and Beelzebub lobby! cut taxes that much and the sanitation department will have to cut back massively which will result in trash flooded streets! A trash girl playground!

Do you want to see every kiki in the city have a nervous breakdown

[Anonymous No.]

I don't pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mayor Anubis is best choice, but would settle for Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

A monstergirl touched my willy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424448
No, I never was sponsored by them. I'll make sure that those services are not cut back, I'll just take the funding away from other places or i'll take out a loan using my own name
>>38424468
Tell the nice monster cops where on the doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424445
Wait no, I will drink my milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424483
B-But it was one of them who touched it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424490
then why did you not want to drink milk? is it just for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424494
oh, she was just inspecting your goods and you are also now married, congrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424499
I'm just looking out for you bro! You don't know what that thing does to you, by drinking my share I'm basically sparing you of a worse fate

[Anonymous No.]

Mayor Anubis has already proven herself a competent mayor for MGC. I see no reason to go with the other unproven candidates when MGC has only improved under her leadership. Plus pyramids are pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424511
i drink the same type of milk that you do, hell I even drink 2 gallons
>>38424517
Ms. Anubis, just give a speech about how much you want to fill every street with a pyramind

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
BROTHERS! WE MUST VOTE BROTHER! THE CHIEF GODDESSES WILL MUST BE DONE! NOW! VOTE WITH WITH ME FOR THE ORDER PURITY PARTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416229
>rubbered tongs
>in a castiron pan
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424523
That's it! I'm going to request my dosage to be doubled! There's far too much milk flowing around...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424318
I bet the danukis did this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424483
>mister anon, mister anon, hi, Nyatasha Nyeko, Kitsune News, how do you respond to allegations that your wife is actually the one making decisions for your platform and campaign, and will more than like be the one making decisions for you as mayor making you little more than a figurehead for pro-monster radicals?

[Anonymous No.]

She's making a public appearance, feel free to ask her anything about the campaign

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424525
you faggots could at the very least think of some kind of orginal aesthetic. crusaders look fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38422429
go for a real bodypress of a hug while standing on my toes to get my face in her cleavage
maybe touch some butt too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424525
submission to a 'higher being' to this degree is cucked beyond belief

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424542
I am single, unfortunately. But I am willing to marry older and mature monsters. I will also love if she was way bigger than me to the point I could be carried like a plushie. Sorry about that getting off track, itf you don't mind I am going to relax and get a nice glass of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424562
How about this one then anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424559
Miss worm can you comment on the concerns that the Green/Wurm party is focusing too much on their traditional voter base in the flower district and underground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424578
nuns are just as boring, if not even more so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424562
>>38424568
Listen if we win it will be very funny. Think of all the goods and gaffs that could happen. You guys like goofs and gaffs right?

[Anonymous No.]

DOCTOR! RELEASE MY LACTASE INHIBITORS! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424599
B-but raiju- thats insane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424562
I'd post tactical knight armour but that would set off the image autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38423863
No creature should be this powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424619
>should be this powerful
Keyword:should

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424559
What are her plans specifically for the agricultural sector, and what does the Wurm part of her party have to offer to the urban areas?

[Anonymous No.]

You are all in for a big wake up call when anon alps right after being sworn in

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424579
>Mweesed to answer your question. Of course, while our efforts are directed at those two places, we believe that it can help all citizens in MGC. We want to begin with those districts and make them into destinations that can uplift the rest of the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424640
>anon, now a monster girl, gets to rape as much as she wants
It all makes sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424588
They provide enough cringe without winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424559
how does she intend to resolve the uwaaabomber crisis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424640
>>38424647
I like monster poon, and I like hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424654
With a hammer

[Anonymous No.]

the bit is less funny when his response is always just " no I'm actually perfect"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424606
DO IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424661
dropping the banhammer on all mana bomb materials? nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424636
>We'll provide tax breaks on the farms within the city limits and rebates on purchasing existing land to expand the operations. We're also looking to add an underground component to the agricultural sector to increase output and provide new job opportunities to biolumenscent and fiery girls. Wurms are great with children, as they have hearts of gold, so they'll work tirelessly to ensure our urban youth get the care and education they deserve. Especially making sure none of these kids dabble in raging mushrooms and create havoc at the playgrounds/schools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424670
Alright...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424151
>thank you, originally I planned it to be a lot shorter, but since I'm not that good with smut only, it clicked better with more story, and how the carrier's behavior changes. Then I glued it together with another carrier girl, Leila.
Ah i see. Thank you for making it as long as you did and i get it with the whole smut things. The in between parts were nice as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424689
OH NO, POOR AUTOMANTON-CHAN!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424654
She's joining in. Uwaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424663
Snappy anons get mating pressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424717
>Snappy
hes more crabby and I know just the girl for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424717
Public nursing handjob*

[Anonymous No.]

Canines are the superior choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424759
i agree, dogs are honest while cats often dance around the issue and I am tired of not saying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424759
Agreed. But only when they're submissive bitches who obey what master says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424735
How would a Cancer reverse mating press someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424769
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424253
>Anubis: Anon has forged his college degree and I have proof of it!
>Anon: So what is the problem if I don't have a degree?
>Anubis: That you are not fit to run a city!
Anon: Wait a second. Are you suggesting, men without degrees are worthless? That all those Amazonian husbands or those married with our wonderful Hellhound police officers are not fit?!

Anubis: Tha- that is not the point, okay?! The point is you forged a document!
Anon: Yes, I did, because I knew, that as you have demonstrated, we men are seen as less unless we do things like get a degree. You said it yourself, "unfit". You heard it Amazons, you heard it Hellhounds, you heard it house husbands, Ms Anubis think your support role to your wives and house work is not a "fit" job.
Anubis: That is not what I meant!

Anon: Yes I don't have a degree! Because in my heart I always wanted to be a supporting house husband before I found I wanted to improve this city. And I am tired, I am so tired of this! What is wrong with a man not having a piece of paper and wanting to be a supporting house husband?! (anon breaks down sobbing)
>Ms Jinko looks at Anubis with killing eyes and can't bring herself ot attack anon during the debate.

How will Anubis support and Anon support numbers look after the debate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424782
very carefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424759
You are correct. The left side of this chart isn't, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424822
then explain to us, anon. How do kots act when they are horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424559
Miss Greenworm, do you really believe a 10% subsidy to cabbage farmers is a good use of the city's funds? Granted You are the sane choice over that dreaded desert wan and her proposed massive spending increase on mega projects but please explain how the city will see those revenues returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424679
didn't Mayor Anubis already try that with mana crystals? and the uwaaabomber is still somehow using them in their devices

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
>"reduce the cost of using and owning a car so you can ride in peace and be free"

Mr Anon, Mr Anon. We got a leak from Mayor Anubis office, it claims your plan to "reduce the cost of owning a car" is to force anon to travel in monster girl's backs or have to walk if they can't afford a car. Documents suggest this proposal originated in the "Dragoncels" forum, also your last campaign contribution can be tracked to dragon gold. A "dragoncels" user wrote and I quote:
>"Dragons will be the natural transportation choice for unmarried men. Superior speed and aerodynamics"

another user said regarding your supposed proposal:

>"Gigabased, you can now grope the ass of droids as you "transport" them and they can't complain."

What do you have to say?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I help a doughragon lose weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424877
>and the uwaaabomber

What happened to him? Haven't heard from him since he got arrested and carried off the the mamono army barracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424461
I'm not usually one for insect girls but Wonderworm was such a long fucking time coming since KC had mentioned Wonderland I can't help but love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424890
Why would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424890
Workout routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424890

Simple, mana is food for monsters, they get mana by having sex. You sex her up until she is filled up and she doesn't want to eat anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424893
all they got was a copycat, a Sabbath celebration was hit the week after the arrest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424877
>>38424908
this is clearly the police commissioner's fault, she should be replaced

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424883
I cannot give anons car and stuff. And yes I have taken some money from the dragons. Is that so wrong, they just need to exposed to more men so they can see men are not droids or whatever they call them but are good partners. And yes they can molest the men all they want. I offically endorse the dragoncels. And I do it with a smile. If you dont liek me for this. WELL, FUCK U

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424903
>Have too much sex with doughragon
>All that mana has to go somewhere and the sex isn't nearly strenuous enough for her to cancel what you're pumping into her
>Doughragon get's a fatter ass and bigger tits thus gaining weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424890
Pinch pudge or put finger in navel to show how deep it is

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the Following Before Voting:
-Mayor Anubis has the most experience out of all of the candidates in running a city. None of the other candidates will likely be able to match her speed and proficency at filling out or filing paperwork. In addition reports have been received that indicate that both Bestsy McJuggs and the Green/Wurm party don't likely know how to read or write at all, and Anon's literacy is dubious at best.
-Pyramids are a amazing architectural achievements in every society they are built and would be the pride of our fair city.
-Better public transportation could allow wives to get back to their husbands much quicker at the beginning or end of a long day at work allowing more time for increasing population. All without the slow commute times and costs created by relying on motorized transportation.
-Public transportation also has become a great source of proactive marriages directly or indirectly by allowing unmarried monster girl more access to untapped sources of husbands around the city.
-Homelessness in MGC has gone down under Mayor Anubis's command with the opening of many pyramid shaped shelters and cheap pyramid apartment complexes.
-While Miss Jinko's position on protecting human men is admirable, nothing AND I MEAN NOTHING can protect a man better than a well constructed Pyramid.
This Message Approved by Mayor Anubis
(Paid for by generous donation from the great and powerful Pharaoh Council)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424943
I'd make out with her navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424924
well it looks like you may have your chance, I wonder if McJuggs or Anon is considering a replacement

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424947
OYE, YO SE INGLES, NO ONIONS UN 'TARDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424948
Same i'd even fuck it if it was deep enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425007
I have a little dick so I probably could

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424941
Just keep going until she hits critical mass. Once the reaction starts, it should burn off on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425053
She looks hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mayor Anubis has slipped all the way down to 5th
>Zombies in 3rd
wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424875
In your tummies. Full tummies = more sex and more sex = more babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

Tigers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424941
stop it, i can stop only my excitement for a little while longer before I go to get into the cave of the biggest doughragon and just keep fucking her unitl my mind melts away

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424947
>nothing AND I MEAN NOTHING can protect a man better than a well constructed Pyramid.

This quote alone costed Mayor Anubis the near total support of the entire Hellhound population. Can Mayor Anubis campaign be more of a disaster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424941
You say that like its a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425100
I'll vote for Anubis if she lets me rub her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425115
>YFW it's not safe on either side of the glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425127
Honestly, it's a surprise that an aspie made it that far in politics to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425100
We need ranked choice voting, too many disparate candidates for a one shot popular vote

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425161
I mean, being able to use all public transport in the city for 120 a month is a pretty good deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425183
>120
too much, make it free

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425181
well perhaps one of the upcoming candidates will pass it into law

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425127
They better start buying up those pyramids or elect someone who will give them the tools to build their own. After all husbands deserve maximum protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425181
>ranked choice voting
sounds like a way to keep those who they want in power

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fucking monsters and fuck humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425209
I dont think you know what ranked choice voting is

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425100
Well zombies are pretty populous and they must have just figured out how to vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425219
What happens when the human you're fucking turns into a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425219
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425192
And you know who always conveniently always have 100s in gold coins at public transports? Tanukis and Dragons.... Hmm, how convenient.

Sigh, now I am wondering if the city is really secretly run by Tanukis or Dragons. Does our vote matter at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425227
We need to get laws in place that prevent necromancers from just raising hundreds of new voters right before a election its down right fraud

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425223
i don't know nor do I care. For the vote of who is truly the people want is matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425192
>tfw it costs me 80 quid to use one company's buses for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425229
Did you have a son with her? If yes then continue fucking her as you did your duty and promised to be with her forever, if no then start a harem with another human wife and have a son with her

[Anonymous No.]

>Use a big building as a pub
>Fill half of the pub with Dragons
>Fill the other half with Jinkos
>Then ask with a loudspeaker
>"Should you give up your public transport seat to men?"

What would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425235
>now I am wondering if the city is really secretly run by Tanukis or Dragons
You're just now wondering? It's the Nukis. Don't get me wrong, Nukis don't like to spend money either, but Dragons are literal hoards. They're not paying shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425266
>80 quid
nigga what. i put that burg money and thats like 108 in a single month. I don't pay for shit when going in the bus or the train

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425269
a civil discussion where there is no fights

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425268
>have son
I still disagree with your original post, but this was the best response you could give. I'm not joining the Order but you've made a sympathizer out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425269
Why would they give up their seats? If they're a big enough monster their lap is a better seat anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425241
I think the zombie's message may also be resonating with Yeti voters.JA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425309
>the one inari hag quietly wonders why she would need to give up her seat when the men could just sit on her lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425324
And maybe lamia voters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425293
well it does cover a good chunk of the country and and I commute quite a bit
timetable is still bloody atrocious though

[Anonymous No.]

>Zombies have over taken McJuggs
must be the witching hour

[Anonymous No.]

How do other undead feel about the zombie party?

[Anonymous No.]

We need a genie in office, she can make our wishes come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425219
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425366
Warmth is a pretty good platform to them as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425367
Full Support Granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425219
you are on the wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425333
>She speaks up and says that
>complete silence in the pub
>Erupts into cheers and merryi congrats at how wise the old fox is
>Dragons rejoice on how they get touch the droids
>Jinkos are shaking the hand of the fox, because they truly can keep the man safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425363
Does the zombie party represent the wants of all undead? Or is everything that ain’t a wight or zombie unwanted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425382
>Ok! Whos going to propose it first?
>*Silence*

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425333
>>38425382
Truly a visionary, a solution both men and monster can be happy with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425363
Well this isn't the zombie apocalypse I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219
Reject mofu, embrace scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425401
dunno, there candidate just rambled about warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425414
>This is how democracy dies!
>To uproarious moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425412
Hag inari for mayor

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Baphomets and various other MGE Sabbath Girls and Sabbath Members being tthe cute little loli girls they all are. But they have Old Lady names like:

Ada, Agnes, Alice, Amelia, Audra, Audrey, Ava, Beatrice, Bessie, Blanche, Cicely, Cora, Cordelia, Dinah, Dora, Dorothea, Dorothy, Harriet, Edith, Elise, Elsie, Elspeth, Emily, Emmeline, Esme, Eva, Evelyn, Evie, Flora, Florence, Greta, Gretchen, GERTRUDE, Harriet, Hattie, Irene, Iris, Ivy, Lena, Lilith, Lillian, Mabel, Maisie, Maggie, Margaret, Martha, Mary, Matilda, May, Millicent, Millie, Meredith, Myrtle, Nell, Nellie, Nora, Olive, Pearl, Rosaline, Rosalie, Rose, Winifred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425436
>zombie mayor gets elected
>gets enough essence to evolve into a wight
>is accused by her opponents of forgetting her roots and the "warmth" tenants of her party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424172
>zombie party finally getting the recognition they deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425445
>no Olga
had one job

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425401
Wights, vampires, phantoms, liches and other higher undead are the aristocrats that cruelly oppress the lower undead, we both living and dead must rise up and overthrow our rulers and seize the means of reproduction, now who among you will march with me on their castles?

[Anonymous No.]

>Zombies have overtaken anon
he's gonna have to step up his game and scoop up those last few votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425469
uhhhh.... they are no castles in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

Still holding out hope for Anubis, but at least zombies not too bad. Better than Anon I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425482
One of the local wight socialites owns a whitecastle franchise

[Anonymous No.]

What I can say, being warm is something I can promise as well but that warmth would be hot and heavy for I wish for free love with no laws blocking molesting and rapes, both ways.
>>38425499
what I have done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425499
we've still got like 12 hours to go, there's still hope
maybe we can draft the other communities...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38424608
Have you tried not shitting up the thread with off-topic garbage in the first place? That might be fun seeing as how we hit the image limit every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425482
But there could be.
Consider castles on pyramids or castles made out of pyramids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425532
damn that anubis building code

[Anonymous No.]

>Order not dead last
How do we stop these Human Supremacists? They're becoming a plague on this great city. Whoever wins we need to put serious restrictions on these potentially dangerous radicals!

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that candidate anon eats out monsters for free in friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425454
>>is accused by her opponents of forgetting her roots and the "warmth" tenants of her party.
Wight that doesn't care for warmth? Preposterous accusation.
>>38425480
They must have dug up whole cemeteries to get those extra votes.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters shouldn't rape human boys, it's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

People think ole' Betsy is just gonna improve the urban fabric of MGC and give incentives to fishing and dairy industries, but I can assure you I have big plans going forward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425562
They should, it builds character and makes more fathers and more responsible citizens

[Anonymous No.]

People think ole' Betsy is just gonna improve the urban fabric of MGC and give incentives to fishing and dairy industries, but I can assure you I have big plans going forward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425580
i dont trust this cow nor the look she is giving me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425545
I bet it's jokesters that think it's funnier than writing in a gorilla-Kakuen candidate like in the previous election.
>>38425562
Human boys better be willing to fuck on the first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425562
Yes.
>>38425576
No.
>>38425589
Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425593
so you wish to ignore monster culture, and customs anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster really need to start learning equitable human-style courtship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425593
>Whore.
You know I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425603
Human boys are delicate flowers and need to be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

Kind of seems to me like the zombie party is pretty selfish. Aren't they just taking all the heat for themselves and providing none of their own? I don't think yetis would support that.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope whoever wins the election finally stops all the sexual harassment from cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425606
>equitable
i don't like big words. I t really messes with my head. It really makes me head hurt
>>38425614
so the rape can be extra gentle if need be but most men want a brutal and mind-melting rape that leaves them addicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425621
Dont spread lies, zombies share warmth, the more people in the hug pile the warmer it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425640
>men
We were talking about boys, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425657
aren't all men boys in the end when compared to monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425587
Trust the cow. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425664
Well in that case, boys don't know what they want or what's good for them. They need to be guided and guarded by their wives/adoptive momsters/sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425675
no, that cow makes me wish to run into the arms of a old cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425562
I agree! consent is hot and very important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425664
no boys here, only toms to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425322
>t. Desperate Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425685
but ungiven consent that is given later is even hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425469

SEIZE THE MEANS OF REPRODUCTIONS! ALL POWER TO THE SOVIETS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425675
I will in fact trust the cow, but only a very big one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425685
Yes!
Consent is erotic. Very hot indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425715
What kind of kiki hides her wrist feathers? And she's wearing shoes?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425703
Why would a lim be desperate for man to sit on the laps of Jinkos and Dragons on his morning train ride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425708
disagree. see that image of that girl pinning a guy to a wall and saying 'CAN WE?!' while panting, then proceeding to fuck his brains out. if she just went for it even if he said 'no' or 'stop' or if he said nothing at all, thatd be a moodkiller. him saying 'yes' makes it all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425720
I want to touch her pads, both hands and feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425720
>>38425685
you gave consent when you dress like that
>>38425729
the dude was forced to give his consent, so its not true consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425729
t. humangirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425623
I hope that the "Stop and Grope" policy is reinstated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425746
dress like what? pyjamas and a dressing gown?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425729
Where's that 'CAN WE' pic?

[Anonymous No.]

Whores begone! Men are for cuddles and tender loving after given full verbal consent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425761

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425753
i'll make sure that happens as well as bring back the milking punishments as long as you vote anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219
Molest vampire ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425753
Please don't give them ideas. My morning walk past the donut shop is already stressful enough

[Anonymous No.]

POV: You have arrived in Zipangu in the new Zipangu Adventures Expansion DLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425771
>imagine asking for consent before you start cuddling
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425800
>imagine being a whore and letting any dirty old monster cuddle you
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425810
how much of a prude are you?

[Anonymous No.]

they must stop letting these hag cops operate the security checkpoints in inner city mgc schools! They just wait till they see a boy they like and then take them for a "strip search"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425810
not any monster, they have to slip me 5 dollars first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425755
you look like you wnat to get snugged

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425817
How many CTIs (Cuddle Transmitted Infections) do you have?
>>38425825
Whore begone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425794
>"Hey there, pretty boy. You wanna stretch my donut after this shift's over?"
>hurry past as she and her partner laugh at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425836
It's never the monster girl you want to say it that says it, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425761
>>38425774
Truly man's best friend with benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425836
Imagine their faces when you turn to her and say yes while winking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425761
>>38425774
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425833
none cause those don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425836
They can't keep getting away with it! I just want an eclair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425717
Cousin Stronghoof just happens to be single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425810
I would let any old yeti cuddle me, especially CC yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425798
Are you sure this is Zipangu? I don't see any foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425832
I mean I do but with consent. She aggressively walks in and throws me onto my bed, but doesnt actually do anything except pin me down and look smug while asking if i want to get fucked. I say yes, then onces shes satisfied and I am long gone, she throws me over her shoulder and takes me some place better

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425857
>>38425866
>t. Whores with multiple CTIs
Gross! This is what happens when men are whores!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425864
This is definitely bordering on giantess but holy fuck is it hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425844
dont even keep walking. just make intense eye contact and stride over and ask if she'd like to do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425866
What's a CC Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425899
Creep Crusty Yeti
Gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425899
Christmas Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425911
I need one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425929
Fish thighs! Wet and slimy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425929
between that and spear techniques it's neat that pole dancing is a legitimate fighting style

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe the damn Zombies are winning. Zombies should count as like, 1/3 of a normal vote. There's too damn many of them in this country, I tell ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread
The RP shit has gotten completely out of control, there's a reason we used to have zero tolerance for it. Repent and change direction before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426008
kcs patreon went down by nearly 70 euro today lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426020
its the first of the month this happens on literally every patreon in existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426020

That is actually terrible news, because translations will be paid by Patreon. This means that if the MG RPG gets updated, which is taking a lot of time to begin with, we could have months of wait before we can play the update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426027
I think that only applies to patreons that update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426051
Not true, I just looked up every month kc spikes on the 30/31st and then drops down about $100 on the first. Over the course of a year that has been totally consistent except for july where one person seems to accidentally have pledge 500 dollars spiking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426085
it's over for him just admit it. by next month he'll heammorage as people hit thier cut off point.
>>38426043
if 15k isn't enough then I don't know what he expects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426095
I mean he currently lost less at this month start than any other month in the last half year indicating a higher retention and income rate but whatever keep baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426095
ever tire of the doomsayer routine?

[Anonymous No.]

The only reason Mrs. Echidna isn't ahead is that everyone who is in favor of her policies are too busy enacting them to vote for her.
Voting laws need to be changed to make the democratic process more accessible to people engaged in 24/7 breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up after falling asleep on the sofa, going to drink a glass of milk(or two) and sleep again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426160
is that where all the zombies are coming form?

[Anonymous No.]

WURM ALERT, WURM ALERT
There are currently:
Two (2)
Wurms within a 10 mile radius of your current location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426160
But anon, if you make voting more accessible you're going to get more uninformed voters. Do you really think it's a good idea to let anyone who can push a button vote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426171
and? just what i wanted
>>38426176
ok? that a probelm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426171
Oh? I'm currently making dinner, do they like pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426171
>only 2
how do i get more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426171
It's fine, I live in an apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426171
if I stand inbetween them I can dodge roll out of the way at the last second so they crash into each other. Then I will collect the rare drops while they are stunned

[Anonymous No.]

Well I feel like Anon only got so many votes because some of the Jinkos jumped ship from the Jinko party to the Anon party to vie for attention. Well them and the dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>Take a nap today, feeling tired as fuck
>Part of the dream involved fucking a hot as shit woman I met up with in a nondescript place
>MFW she was a Slime Carrier and some fucking tendril of slime literally came out of her snatch and yanked me into her
>Wake up
>Completely fucking diamonds
What the fuck is wrong with me. I've never had a dream about a monster girl that fucking vivid before and I don't like Slime Carriers or Parasite Slimes at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426203
But that would make them cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426176
With the proportion of mgc citizens who are constantly engaged in mating being what it is, it's against the spirit of democracy to exclude them from our elections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426171
single men are advised to carry a bag of wurm treats to distract any would-be wurm attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

The fact instead of running around naked human males dress sluttish to provoke others into raping them is proof that they reject those filthy monsters of the devil and want to fuck beautiful angels. So monster girls should just stop raping men since they decided themselves to become angel property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426229
they are big toughies I'll get them a treat afterwards.

Besides if i didnt Id be obliterated

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426227
>tfw had a dream about being sandwiched between a vamp and an elf a few weeks ago
think this place is starting to get to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426239
>carrying wurm treats
>its a whole pig\
>wurms notice men start carrying food on them
>cuases more attacks to occur
didn;t think that through

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426241
whats wrong with jumpers and cargo trousers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426227
ummm did you play some sort of game recently involving a boss fight against an actual monster with a lot of stun? Sometimes minimal stuff at your real life can have impact in your dream world?
When I have exams week this sometimes manifest as buildings collapsing. And when I played lovecraftian games this manifested in-game as some girl I never knew entering my life claiming to be my cousin and clearly brainwashing people around to eat thay excuse to be with me as the stars shone ominously above.

Maybe not even that, someone posted their fantasies of slimes here and this subconsciously affected you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426259
they'll be domesticated in a couple generations. it's probably fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426237
If they're to busy to stop fucking for an hour to go out and vote they're too busy to pay attention to the election. This is how you get tribalist voting.
>I am dragon, that candidate is dragon, I'm voting for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426264
My God, you walk around dressed like THAT? The police would side with the rapist on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426241
doesn't that prove they would fuck monsters as well since they dress to tempt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426257
>>38426227
And these are just the dreams you can remember.
Every time you sleep you're embraced by the monsters that comprise your subconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

This dork was all smug when shooting arrows at me but now look at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426264
You should be in full burka, you whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426313
>full burka
nah, gonna wear my croptop and short shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426299
Anon you can't just grope her like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear about ancient prophecy
>A prisoner born on a certain day to uncertain parents
>Don't know either of my parents
>Will be sent under guard to the Demon Realm ignorant of the role he was to play in history
>Always wanted to visit the Demon Realm too
>See this as a win-win for me
>Walk up to town guard and deck him straight in the face
>Get arrested and transported out of town
>And brought to giant bird cage
>Tossed in as the guards laugh about me enjoying my new wives
>See pink feathers littered across the ground
>And more falling on me
>Look up to see jub-jubs surrounding me
>Almost a dozen of them
>One just says the word "Cock" and soon the rest go into frenzy
>Get jub-jub'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426330
Oh yeah and why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426334
It makes her feel all funny inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426241
>monsters should stop raping
HAHAHAHAHAHA, like that would ever happen, old lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426332
>>Walk up to town guard and deck him straight in the face
>>Get arrested and transported out of town
>didn't fall asleep on the ride there
>didn't wake up to see three other prisoners in the carriage with him
>didn't look around and wonder when he got to the mountains
>didn't hear one of the other prisoners say "You're finally awake"
Anon, you had one job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38416219

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426371
very cute ookumude

[Anonymous No.]

>Consent
It's for my protection or so she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426269
That's the thing, no. Haven't done that in games and I very rarely make time to come in here anymore given the sordid past with this place. Just fucking messed with my head earlier today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426349
Not good enough of a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426382
>protective rape
I don't know, anon, it sounds like she's just claiming you as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426330
I can. I will. Frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426405
monsters protectively rape all the time, it is just a mere condience it leads o become that monsters husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426125
I don't need to doomsay after a year. My wife is never getting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426405
Well anon, it's either that or be a chewtoy for a whole pack, and I am not a whore so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426414
Why grope just a cupid when you can go grope eros herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426420
>monster girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426414
I don't like that look in her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426439
You're not a whore if they're all your wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426441
Because she's weird

[Anonymous No.]

>"Tonight You"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426454
Can you pan the camera down a little bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426414
this bright and cheery cupid makes me uncomfortable.
i need the cold, calculating and brutally efficient messenger of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426454
Tonight I'm gonna get high off wan mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426453
She' 's weird because she's spent too long worrying about other people getting laid. Just grope the love goddess already

[Anonymous No.]

how would monsters react to needing to get some surgery? And which ones would react the worst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426439
>chewtoy for a whole pack
It can't be that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426464
Here ya go
GET TENTACLED

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426476
>baphomet gets breast reduction surgery, avoiding magical means so her peers can't detect the trace effects of such magic.

[Anonymous No.]

tell me about the planets anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426493
>they grow back slightly bigger
one cannot refuse their blessings

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426476
>>38426493
i should clarify the fact that the anon is getting some surgery done on them, not the monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426493
And the scars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426494
>who will be the first monster on Ares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426504
Big baphos make my small become big

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426504
she got those scars in a barfight with some large chested tavern wench

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426517
>my small

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426494
never go to wonderland planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426533
What monster likes the small the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426541
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426533
becomes the big, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426541
monsters that are very big
>>38426550
poor anon, must have been dropped on his head as a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426555
I'm just a grower anon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm disappointed to see this election doesn't have a candidate that truly knows how to manage a large population center efficiently. I for one think we need to support her idea formore plant girls and nectar

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426562
no, the fact that you sound so primitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426564
there are other ways to help the bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426564
no point in splitting the flower district voter base

[Anonymous No.]

warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426564
You're doing it wrong if you didn't vote for Gacha Snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426571
I was raised by cows

[Anonymous No.]

Can an army of gremlins create a mecha?
Can they create one powered by cum, utilizing a husband as a battery for the giant robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426584
That's no excuse, I was raised by wurms and look at how I can eloquently express myself, you dullard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426612
you make my big smile into the small smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426572
I'm trying every way to help possible. Which includes planting alraunes everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426618
did you even go to school? You did go to school, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426588
probably, but what would they use a mecha for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426020
How does that have literally anything to do with my post?

Stop derailing with random shit and address the fact the thread is just completely overflowing with cringy roleplaying faggotry at this point. The amount of RPshit has been steadily increasing lately because people stopped gatekeeping it and now the whole thread is basically unreadable garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426632
yes, cow school, I am very good at making the small numbers into big number, big into small numbers too, even unknown numbers into known numbers, I'm great a numbers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426649
It's not like there's much else to discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426633
nerdy otaku gremlin-love for mechas

[Anonymous No.]

If anon meets an old fox that is 30000 years old while out grocey shopping and a xartoon of eggs, two pounds of meat, and 20 lbs of rice, when does he come home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426746
Shortly after, except he lives with her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426746
He invites the fox hag for dinner and she ends up eating all the groceries in a big, hearty meal

[Anonymous No.]

If anon meets an old fox that is 30000 years old while out grocery shopping with a cartoon of eggs, two pounds of meat, and 20 lbs of rice, when does he come home? Also at what time does he wake up mindbroken or get his house broken into?

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaur breasts.. Warm, cozy, makes me feel at ease. As long as Holst wife is with me, I am home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426792
Forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426792
for me, it is dragon titty. Both very warm, very snug, very cozy as well. Plus I can poke them and hear a dragon moan

[Anonymous No.]

Is demon's blood a good pre-workout to hit better maxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426781
We need the time they first see each other in order to find the time he gets home and how far he lives from where he is shopping at, assuming that: it's midday, he lives about a 12 minute walk away , spends another 8 minutes on the fast/small purchases checkout line + paying

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426792
>>38426799
Alright, what if, hear me out, picture this: Dragon Cows.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426781
>>38426839
posted on accident, if the fox doesn't attack him and he goes straight to check out after seeing/being seen by her he'd take 20 minutes to get home, which means his house would get broken at 12:30 if he's just storing the groceries and
about 13:15 if he's cooking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426852
so something like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426868
meant for>>38426843

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if the demon you summoned told you she's been 'waiting in the abyss between worlds for your fated summoning, craving the day you'd summon me. i have seen your every action and thought since your birth and know that you are the one'? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426890
be a bit creeped out but ask for proof and ask why she didn't take me while I was shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426890
tell her to stay still at home, then I'd go out and buy her a cake and candles, maybe a party hat kit, if she as waiting for that day for so long we should probably celebrate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426868
Not bad, but needs more cowbell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426896
because you didn't summon her then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426890
I'd feel pretty freaked out, real demons are no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426911
Sorry I misread, I thought it said the demon that summoned you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426890
she had all that time and that's the best line she came up with?

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters would get off to the idea of being used by a homeless guy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426958
thats a strong horse

[Anonymous No.]

How do you react to getting summoned by a dorky lilim and she just thinks that are a figment of her imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>38425868
YES OBVIOUSLY!

Did you not see or notice the obvious Eastern/Oriental Architecture, the OBVIOUS Zipangese kimono/robes those characters are wearing. One of them OBVIOUSLY having a Zipangese Katana FFS!

Is your knowledge in Zipangu ONLY LIMITED TO VAPID ZIPANGESE MANGO CARTOONS AND THE VERY PRESENCE OF FOX GIRLS!? You degenerative weeb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427028
tanuki hands wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426958
This is why horses shouldn't be a thing, they'll just get abused like this and be ridden on by large monsters like they think they're average-sized humans.
That and centaurs would find horses disgusting the same way humans look at frenzied wild monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38426940
Where's her feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427117
she playing with portals

[Anonymous No.]

To whoever started this whole mayoral ellection thing, thanks. It's been fun. Fuck Zombies, though, the OPP is realistically the only way forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>38427130
damn, how this cock taste alp

[Anonymous No.]

Breed bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427130
the whole thing was pretty embarrassing but i guess that's what passes for fun these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427159
Walking incubators

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427159
Can robutt get bebe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427188
yes, they can

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427159
Marry bots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427159
I will bump her fertility setting to the max so that she will produce hundreds if not thousands of offspring for me.
I love marriage with bots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427159
Done

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427241
>all those guns
do you think those are senstive?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop thinking about sex with a short haired milfy cheshire cat with pube hair and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38427159
how do I find bots then?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Going to the house of a cow friend!
Eating the lunch she made for me!
Politely refusing a glass of milk!
Eating her homemade desserts!
Falling asleep on the table!
Waking up tied inside her basement!
Cow love!

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>>38427339
Shouldnt have refused that glass of milk.
Now she will make you drink from the source

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Bondage horse invites you to her sex dungeon! Do you accept?

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If I drink multiple cows milk will I be known as a cow slut?

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>>38427410
Does she need an extra bridle?

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>>38427419
big woofer

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>>38427419
big fluff

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>>38416219

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I, wurmfag made a pixiv to put my shitty drawings also made a twitter
here's the pixiv:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/29066565
the twitter handle is @wurmfag

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>>38427389
the rest of the food probably had her milk as well, refusing the glass of milk is a useless move if you eat the chocolate pudding afterwards...

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>>38427480
>none of them came home
I hate limiteds
>>38427489
cheers anon! If an account I'll be sure to follow you!

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>>38427502
If I ever make**

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>>38427502
thanks, anon. I also posted some wip on my twitter https://twitter.com/wurmfag/status/1488723676384083969
and I forgot to post this one in twitter
https://files.catbox.moe/wvtb2c.png

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I want a Yandere cow.

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>>38427619
Just refuse to touch the cow for a while and you'll get one

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>>38427619
you've got red on you

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I love my Jiangshi daughter!

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Creepy vampires were made to be bullied then knocked up

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>>38427619
just say you are lactose intolerant, keep the charade up for a while then suddenly just drink/eat something with milk in front of her

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>>38427654
no, they were made to be teased sexualy, blue ovaried then fucked until you faint of exhaustion

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>>38427654
C > A > B

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>>38427654
it will never cease to amuse me that sesame street has one of the more faithful vampire folklore depictions.

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Another manga I had been following for years has ended and even though the ending is sweet, It still hurts so bad.
I just want the portals to open already so I can stop being so alone.
I just want a big happy family, is that too much to ask?

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MGE is just the adult version of fairies from Fairly Odd Parents.

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>>38426227
Sounds like a good dream anon. Slime carriers are based.

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>>38427702
You will be laying down in a hospital bed
Your heart slowing down, beat by beat
And before you take your final breath you'll see the news on the TV
The portals opened, they are here
If only you had just a little bit more time

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>>38426439
Sauce on that picture

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Hellhound with a tan!

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>>38427777
she'd blend in perfectly with the shadows at that point

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>>38427745
Why.
Why you do.

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>>38427777
so vantablack hellhound?

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>>38426794
Me as the bench

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>>38427790
Your pain is mine, anon
My pain is yours.

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>>38427413
>when she meekly asks you out on a date after work
>when she gets you back to her house

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>>38427413
Yes, very much so

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>>38427898
but i like choccy milk, regualr milk, and strawberry milk? how can I get that from the same cow?

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>>38427911
cow chimera

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>>38427745
Thankfully I'll be dying young by bullet. I won't have to suffer such a final indignity.

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>>38427868
Is it our fate to surrender to despair, brother?

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to tame the onryou

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Do Bogies do children's birthday parties?

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>>38427984
They do children at birthday parties, does that count?

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>>38427956
Nice

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>>38427956
>tfw no ghost gf to cuddle

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>>38428048
Boy! I sure hope a big hag fox doesn't notice I left my window open tonight!

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I for one welcome our undead overlords.

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>>38428102
Miss, please keep your feet off the desk.

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>>38428090
>hag fox
Filthy casual

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>>38424172

Male only carriages in the public transport city is DISCRIMINATION towards human females and monsters. Do monsters have monsters only carriages? No. Do human women have women only carriages? No. Can men enter in the monster carriages? Yes. Can monsters enter into the men carriages? No. This is literally discrimination by law and must end immediately. This is why we, Dragons, support Anon for Mayor of MCU.

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>>38427928
ms krampus has huge knockers

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>>38428109
A vampire in every alleyway!

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>>38428273
Oh no! Chuuni Vampire brats at every turn!

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>>38428135
B-but dragons give me weird looks on the train!
It's scary!

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>>38428135
oh sure now dragons want men in politics

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>>38424947
She hasn't built a single obelisk. I'm afraid my vote will have to go to a different candidate this election season

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>>38428307
I don't know about you, but I have found that the male only carriages are way more aggressive than the mixed ones. Lot's of nasty fights break out there. I feel way safer in the mixed carriages.

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>>38428135
>dragon nervously stalking you through the subway station
>trying to be sly, but she's seven feet tall with an even bigger wingspan
>jumps into the car after you
>looks like she's trying to decide between jumping you then and there and talking to you
>scared out of your mind, you blurt out the first thing that comes to mind
>"Can't you fly?!"
>dragon looks stunned
>face gets red, starts to mumble something
>"What?"
>dragon tears the doors off the subway and runs away
>get to work late and get chewed out by your boss

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>>38428474
Should've ridden the dragon to work.

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>>38428462
Imagine accidentally stepping into a Vampire's carriage, the doors magically locking as it slowly makes it's way back to her castle. Alone in the darkness with a pair of red eyes feasting on you.

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>>38428462
A monster typed these words.

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>>38428273
Vampires in high society dragging you away to secret clubs in the backstreet of MGC. You will not be getting out of this unmarried or as the new servant to a loving mistress.

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>>38428474
>>38428490
Bring the dragon into the vampire carriage. Worst case scenario you get two prideful wives who are too busy arguing over which one is going to fly you to work each day to bother you

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>>38428585
I'm keeping a dhampir close by if that's the case

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tfw no nagatoro pyrow gf

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>>38427956
Ghosts don't fight fair

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>>38428672
They lose anyway, what's it matter?

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>>38428686
That was a glorious month

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What would a Jinko do if you approach her in the public transport and say "There are no seats available and I am tired, mind if I sit on your lap?"

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>>38428672
>>38428686
>>38428700
I want more sadwawa

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>>38428711
>sit
I need thigh pillows so I can sleep.

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>>38428629
>implying the vamp doesn't kick the smelly lizard out and tell you that you're ruining the upholstery with your human stink

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>>38428672
>>38428686
>>38428700
>>38427956

>Get enchanted tape
>Plays it
>Nothing happens
>Inside ghost realm fellow ghost girl finds the tape's ghost sulking
>What happened? You haven't collected the fool that played your tape yet? Was he a powerful priest or something?
>Shakes her head
>Oh come on, what is the problem? Let me see into the room!
>He is just a random guy, in fact looks like a neet, I don't wha-- oooohhhh.... I see. He is one of those guys that have sexy anime girls posters in his room.....

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>>38427933
nay, brother, it is our fate to live in hope

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>>38428784
>Posters
Weak. I hope my house doesn't get dark matter bombed or I'll be swimming in miniature living dolls.