/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't like the PC-98 games, you're a secondary.

If you don't like the fighting games, you're a secondary.

If you've never played a Touhou doujin game, you're a secondary.

If you've never listened to a Touhou doujin remix, you're a secondary.

If you wouldn't jump in front of a bullet (a real one) aimed at Reimu's heart, you're a secondary.

If you call people secondaries, you're a secondary. Except me, because I would die for Reimu.

If you've never read a Touhou doujin, you're a secondary.

If you've never seen that Touhou doujin anime, I won't call you a secondary, but you really ought to watch it.

We've flown with witches, drank with oni, jammed with poltergeists, and danced with the dead. The real Touhou fans are the ones who fully immerse themselves in the culture of Gensokyo. Which brings me to my last and final point:

If you love Touhou, you're not a secondary!

So what are some of your favorite Touhou things, /jp/?

[Necrobrotent No.]

Besides being a secondary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837943

[Anonymous No.]

>caring about reimu
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837943
But you gotta love PC ENGINE,PC FX,SEGA Saturn games

[Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 No.]

i don't like being classified

[Anonymous No.]

I'd sooner eat raw nuclear waste than take a bullet for Reimu.

Shit, I'd watch that bullet go into her heart, and I'd piss in the wound for kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

After a short break of not playing, I just failed to clear IN on normal, and am currently sobbing. Am I a secondary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837950
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837962
>I'd piss in the wound for kicks.

Piss heals wounds, you know.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

What if I don't care about Touhou and hide threads about it like this one?

[Anonymous No.]

I think you're a casual secondary faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837963
>IN
normal

Kill youself.

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

What a contradictory waste of breath, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837963
You don't have to be good at the games to be considered a fan. I myself have never 1cc'd a Touhou game, except IN's Eirin path. :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>3837974
...No. It doesn't That's jellyfish stings. You learnt that from Friends.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>ITT: The OP calls out /jp/ on their secondaryfaggotry, and they cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3838027
You are a top class troll Arc.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3838035

[Anonymous No.]

>>3838052
Don't be modest. It was a complement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3838060 complement

[Anonymous No.]

Primary fan:
Has played the games, and learned the basic characters from these.

Secondary:
Has not played the games, and thinks he knows everything because he has seen Iosys, and read a Cant fix the helmet doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're not Zun, you're a secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3838271
Primary fan:
Got into Touhou by playing the games. Prefers playing the games to fan-media.

Secondary fan:
Got into Touhou through the fandom. Prefers fan-media to playing the games.

That's a more useful classification, I think. And here secondary isn't an insult, like yours is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3838333
Primary fan:
Likes Touhou.

Secondary fan:
Likes Touhou games.


Liking Touhou games doesn't make you a Touhou fan. It makes you a shmup fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3838271
Well, Can't Fix the Helmet does condense all the memes.