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Say something nice about my wife Yukari.

>> No.38354222

She's cute :)

>> No.38354335

She looks cute with pantyhose

>> No.38354431

She jobbed to a Vengeful Spirit in the latest manga. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>> No.38354680
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Yukari deserves to be loved forever!

>> No.38355609

Vengeful Spirit: 1
Gap Hag: 0

>> No.38355661
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>> No.38355877

She's so... saggy

>> No.38355959
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>Say something nice about my wife Yukari
Fortunately, she isn't your wife.

>> No.38356288

So, she eats cute young girls and "eats" little boys...

>> No.38356646
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>> No.38356808

Just the way a hag like her should be!

>> No.38357428
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What did she mean by this?

>> No.38358568

How does it feel to be on very very top of the food chain ?

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> Yukari
> the very top of the food chain

>> No.38359070

Tricking Yukarin into thinking I want to kill myself because I am completely empty inside like a Lovecraftian concept of hollow abyssness all so I can see her and ask her out on a date!

>> No.38360871

That's a youkai we're talking about anon. She'd probably push you off the edge with a smile on her face.

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>> No.38362381

I can fix her

>> No.38362440

What happen if I told her ''YUKARI-SAMA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE 17, PLEASE HAVE A DATE WITH ME!'' or something like that?

>> No.38368341

Last words before being pushed off a building

>> No.38368356

Can she really beat Goku?

>> No.38368564

Most Touhous could own Goku, they operate on an entirely different level
of power.

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Why does Yukari always look so soft?

>> No.38369295


>> No.38369462

>Most Touhous could own Goku
Unironically what the actual fuck are you smoking

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Bold of Yukarin to try misattribution of arousal to make me fall for her

>> No.38369576

What drugs are you on?

>> No.38371884


But she can? By those words alone, Yukari can literally manipulate boundaries. She is known to manipulate various fundamental boundaries. Boundaries between truth and falsehood, reality, and fantasy, human and youkai, life, and death, awake and asleep, day and night or winter and spring.

For Goku, she can just manipulate his boundaries by tapping "Strong ---> Weak". Granted that Goku can reach to godly level and could even become a God if he want it, but that still doesn't change the fact that he's originally a mortal. So Yukari could just manipulate Goku's "Godly -----> Mortal" with ease.

Not only she can manipulate others, but she can manipulate her boundaries as well. In gaming sense, she can edit her level to the max. Her power is just like a Cheat Engine.

>> No.38372227

The problem with this if that if it was true it would make Yukari practically omnipotent, which just isn't true canon-wise.

Despite her "nigh-omnipotent" ability, she still had to jump through a number of hurdles to infiltrate the Lunar Capital when her ability should make it as easy as "Here -> There", despite her ability Lunarians have still been described as stronger than anyone in Gensokyo which includes her, despite her ability Hecatia is still stronger than any Gensokyian or Lunarian or any other mentioned character in the series, despite her ability she says in her own words that Toyohime and Eiki are stronger than her, despite her ability she still needed the assistance of the other youkai sages and the Dragon God to create the Great Hakurei Barrier, despite her ability she couldn't directly gap her way into Heaven and had to make multiple smaller trips, despite her ability she lost the first Genso-Lunar War and was trapped on the moon twice, despite her ability she was still possessed by a vengeful spirit in Cheating Detective Satori and manipulated into doing its bidding, and despite her ability she was unaware of one of her self-proclaimed enemies (the Lunarian Sage, Eirin) living in Gensokyo for basically it's entire existence and is implied to not even know today that Eirin was the moon's sage.

The only thing she has going for her is that the limits of her ability are vague and she's never really shown what the upper bounds of it is, but assuming that her boundary manipulation has no limits despite her track record is fallacious.

And no, PMiSS is not a good source for powers or abilities of any kind. See: unreliable narrators.

>> No.38374133

youkai honkers

>> No.38375161

She would smile and then still kill you.

>> No.38375172


>> No.38375216

Yukari is a pile of shit.
She's lesser than shit.
The bacteria residing in shit is worth more than Yukari.

>> No.38375257


Zun loves JoJo, right? Yukari should get the Seven page Muda treatment.

>> No.38375599

Worth it.

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To be honest, Goku would just insist on fighting and she wouldn't complicate things, she probably would open a gap just to send him to Okina, if Goku is lucky he will end up with amnesia without remembering anything

>> No.38375628

>Open gap
>Send him to Okina
>He teleports back and punches her into a bloody paste.
Goku wins.

>> No.38376038

Oh hey Eirin, what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

>> No.38376039

Cease your faggotry.

>> No.38376084

Her immense fertility is showing

>> No.38376156

Yukari really isn't hot shit. Besides Goku, here are ten characters that could beat her in a fight:

>The God Emperor of Mankind
>Uncle Scrooge.
>Rey Skywalker.

>> No.38376201

this lazy retard bait will get a reply in current year /jp/

>> No.38378451

Thanks for reminding me to typeset this.

>> No.38386004

Yukari probably leglocks men just to see their fear

>> No.38388347

Locks her legs around your face and only releases you when you've made her cum

>> No.38389058

She looks like she rape shotas with her big futa cock.

>> No.38389128

i wish she were my wife

>> No.38392806

That really evil of her.

>> No.38392820

Could be Kasen or Tenshi or Koishi or one of the Himes. Now that I think about it,who actually likes Yukari?

>> No.38393560

Suika. Yuyuko.

That's pretty much it.

>> No.38393687

What about Ran or Chen? We know Kasen doesn't like Yukari but what about Okina? Are they on good terms?

>> No.38393925
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Yukari abuses her. It's possible the Shikigami contract makes Ran like her, but the other way around Yukari literally just thinks of him as a tool.

No idea, honestly. While they are sometimes shown together I don't think they ever actually interact in canon.

They seem to be rivals to a certain extent, going by Okina's dialogue in the game. But otherwise they share the same goal and are on way better terms than Kasen and the other sages. Hard to call them friends though.

>> No.38400594

lol loser NEET yukari

>> No.38400607
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I want to be her daki

>> No.38400665

I'll be Yukari's friend!

>> No.38403773
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So lonely, she needs someone to hug her from behind and hold her hand at night

>> No.38404311

Wasn't she pissed that nobody invited her to thier Parties and she went around beating people up because of it?

>> No.38404810

The last few humans that were her friends ended up becoming her meal as well.

See above.

Could be. Sounds about right, fucking sociopathic bitch.

>> No.38406035
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Imagine being Yukari. You have only two friends, one is a drunk degenerate while the other is dead. One of you colleagues sees you as a rival and optical while the other tells you off, rejects you and calls you a coward. Everybody else dislikes and mistrusts you. They never invites you to their gathering, festivals, parties and you have to invite yourself to those gathering else you would spend years without speak with anybody else besides your pets. The Paradies you helped create dislikes you amd all in it would rather pretend you don't exist. Must be rather lonely.

>> No.38406296

Well, at least she has plenty of outsiders to play with.

Until she gets bored of them and eats them.

>> No.38406330

I'm going to hug Yukari!

>> No.38407732

I'm dedicating my life to keeping her company, and I intend to continue in the afterlife too!
She made amazing changes in my life, and changed me as a person. I'm not kidding or exaggerating, she's my everything.

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>> No.38408843

Ran, you need to divorce Yukari. She keeps abusing you and treating you like a slave. If not for your sake, do it for Chen.

>> No.38408897

I believe in you, make gappy a happy haggy!

>> No.38409184

Maybe if she stops stealing Reimu's food and use the door instead of gapping into Marisa's house out of nowhere they dont mind being her friend

>> No.38409466

Also, you know, not murdering outsiders. That would probably help, I imagine.

>> No.38409550

She's a youkai. One of the most youkai-like youkai still around if you take Akyuu at her word.

Being hated, feared, dreaded and despised is what youkai thrive on. She's in the best position she could be.

>> No.38409632

Everyone in this thread knows no one cares about unnamed outsiders

>> No.38409665

Marisa probably would care at least somewhat. Hell, there are hints that she herself might be a outsider or at least related to one.

>> No.38409699

When it comes to Humans? Sure. But when it comes to Youkai she's still basically just a weird and creepy outcast. Even Suika mocks her in the Fatty Whale manga for being unable to ever get her feelings across properly.

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Handjob with gloves on!

>> No.38410377

> One of the most youkai-like youkai around
> according to Akyuu
Yeah sure, I'll believe that.

>> No.38417227

>Even Suika mocks her in the Fatty Whale manga for being unable to ever get her feelings across properly.
Alright time to reread Lotus Eaters, I gotta see this

>> No.38417264
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spend a beautiful evening with my wonderful and refined wife Yukari

>> No.38419047

I swear, "Manipulation of Boundaries" and then saying her power is "limited" is messing my damn head. That contradicts everything about that power.

>> No.38419087

>mamizou called her an attention seeker
Holy based

>> No.38419629

It could be limited in very practical ways. Like she has to touch her opponent for it to work.

>> No.38419633

It's obviously limited and I listed a number of things that prove it. If it wasn't limited, her needing to do all that bullshit with the full moon and reflections would be unnecessary to infiltrate the Lunar Capital. If it wasn't limited, she wouldn't need to make multiple smaller trips to visit Heaven. If it wasn't limited, she would be the strongest character, stronger than Hecatia, Eiki, and Toyohime (three characters outright explicitly stated to be stronger than her). If she can just change around the Boundary of Life and Death/Boundary of Strong and Weak/Boundary of Mortal and God to instantly kill/weaken anyone like so many yukarifags like to claim, ZUN's statement that "Lunarians could instantly kill everyone in Gensokyo" and "Hecatia is completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital" makes no sense unless those Lunarians/Hecatia are like omnipotent infinity+, somehow more omnipotent than omnipotent. But even ZUN won't fall to such depths of power level faggotry.

Sources before someone claims I'm talking out of my ass:
>"If the Lunar Capital had tried to relocate without fighting, then Gensokyo's inhabitants would have disappeared before they realized."
>"She's completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital." (talking about Hecatia)

>> No.38420841

Clearly he's sorting by age, spine cramps and weight

>> No.38420880

wrong, Yukari is the best

>> No.38423046

Fuck off Yukari.

>> No.38424575

Great counterargument faggot.

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>> No.38424763

Frenulum rubbed by soft, silky gloves!

>> No.38425578

Thank you, please don't post misinformation in the future though.

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Yukari has been a bad influence on Chen lately.

>> No.38434366

I want Yukari to chase me down in a long winded pursuit where she terrorizes me all the way until I'm too exhausted to keep going and then try to fight her directly only to get easily overpowered physically like I'm nothing compared to her right before she picks me up by the throat and drags me off screaming and struggling through her gap to her lair to be killed and devoured.

>> No.38437061

That Yukari needs to get laid. We don't want another Sanae corrupting the Youth.

>> No.38438200
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If you ask her correctly and she takes pity on you, she will hypnotize you into living an illusion where you have the most gentle sex while she actually devours every body part until you die.

>> No.38438396

But what if I prefer the cruelty.

>> No.38440184

What a lewd youkai, she must be really thirsty. Can't score any youkai men?

>> No.38444960

why are there so many pro-youkai masochists around here
you're supposed to kill youkai not want to be killed by them

>> No.38445378

So yeah Yukari is pretty lonely

>> No.38446099
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She is a giant weirdo so no one wants to have anything to do with her.

>> No.38447113

>Abducts outsiders
>Murders and eats them
>"Ugh, why am I so lonely."
Fucking Youkai.

>> No.38447202

go back

>> No.38447785

>t. yukari

>> No.38448078

I can't. That gap hag kidnapped me.

>> No.38451361
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>> No.38452881
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Yukari cooling her cute feet

>> No.38452912

I am more than willing to pump her full of half youkai babies

>> No.38453087
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Ignore the disgusting crossie
Yukari knows how to be so lewd

>> No.38453103 [DELETED] 

>cutesokyotards RAGE at the grimsokyochad stating nothing but FACT
Many such cases

>> No.38453129

Who are you quoting?

>> No.38457139

Isn't not allowed to eat or abducts humans in Gensokyo? Last time I check, you can defeat a Youkai in Gensokyo by card duel to even the power scale.

>> No.38457494

1: She can still eat outsiders. 2: She is the rules.

>> No.38459612

Imagine being so helpless on the ground as Yukari stands over you, smiling delightfully. She takes a step over your bruised form and kneels down, crawling on top of you, and you try to resist and push her off, but it's no use, as she grabs your wrists and pins you to the ground. Now you've just got sweat beads running down your neck and the only thing ringing out from your throat are pitiful whimpers and panicked gasps, knowing full well what's about to happen. And then Yukari just smiles softly at you and coos, 'Shhh'. The last thing you're able to see is her blond head go down until you feel her teeth, sinking into your neck and tearing the flesh of your esophagus out so that way you'd die a slow a painful death choking on your own blood while she devoured your body to sate herself.

>> No.38459985

I'm really growing to hate Grimsokyo edgelords, holy shit, how many threads are you guys going to spam up?

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I would headpat Yukari and tell her that she's brave and she's doing her best in her own way!
It's a desperate cry for help

>> No.38460456

Stop I can only get so erect

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To be honest, Yukari gives off that sinister atmosphere and personally I find it intriguing, however, we both know behind that dark aura there is a beautiful and sweet lady

>> No.38461034

this made me harder than it should've

>> No.38461051

Canon Yukari is a bad person.

>> No.38461265
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She's probably lull me into a false sense of security, whisk me to Gensokyo in a gap and when my guard is down, will go in for the kill and snap my neck. Knowing a Yokai of her calibur, she'd probably not be one for overly flashy takedowns when apprehending her prey and hope to go for something that doesn't spill blood on her favourite outfit and do so whilst the meat is most tender when not tensed by fear or discomfort. Or you know, she feels in a placid mood and has already had her share of vulnerable lowlives, decides to just have me over for tea and after a taste of the sights and sounds takes me back home and I'll probably remember it all as a weird lucid dream.

>> No.38461661

17 what? Centuries? Millennia?

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Wonder how many folks would actually care if one day the hag got messed up.

>> No.38461702

She deserves it

>> No.38462142
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They're already big, imagine when she gets pregnant!

>> No.38462465

Only Ran and Chen (Reimu too but mostly cause the shrine would be where Ran would take care of Yukari) the rest would be more concerned about who did it and what they’re gonna do next.

>> No.38462535

I want Yukari to run her gloved hands on me
She can be as clingy as she likes

>> No.38463078

>Other sages and powerful figures: Happy, but would also instantly go into panic mode to figure out who is responsible.
>Ran, Chen, Suika, and Yuyuko: Probably the only people that would actually feel sad.
>Reimu: Annoyed because this would somehow involve her.
>Normal Youkai: Worried about who did the deed but otherwise mostly apathetic.

>> No.38469669
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drew the hag

>> No.38469858

too much fat

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Thick gappy, I like it

>> No.38469881

well thanks, i was thinking what lewd things I should draw her doing next

>> No.38469935
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>> No.38469945

I don't like to be mean at all to anyone who makes art, but it's like you just took some kind of template for grotesquely proportioned grandmas and put a couple of accessories on it to make it Yukari. I didn't know I could feel this strongly about the gap hag, but I think seeing this caricature has slightly harmed my capacity to enjoy touhou forever

>> No.38470161

some ""artists"" do very much so deserve to be abused, mocked, and sent screaming out of wherever they might infest
its the same shit with furries, you don't give them an inch, you burn them out on sight

>> No.38470872

>I think seeing this caricature has slightly harmed my capacity to enjoy touhou forever
this is how i feel whenever i see cutesokyo bullshit

>> No.38470965
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edginess is for children
you can have both cutesokyo and grimsokyo side by side with no issues

>> No.38471001

Touhou was always Cutsuyokyou

>> No.38474293

imagine bein g mean and NOT nice wow

>> No.38477856

So she’s just like the average /jp/sy?

>> No.38477867

Yes. Even if it does make certain characters seem more rather than less psychotic.

>> No.38479331

Yukari is the Master Shake of Gensokyo.

>> No.38480604

where ran :/

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>> No.38484033

i hope she gets destroyed by insurrection from the hakurei god

>> No.38484077
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Yukari is very pretty and scary

>> No.38484098

the perfect combo for fearboners!

>> No.38485050

the hakurei god doesn't exist

>> No.38485076
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Yukari is the Hakurei god

>> No.38486946

So what's the deal between her and Maribel?

>> No.38488792

Youkai can't be gods anon
Youkai are sustained by fear, gods are sustained by faith. If people do nothing but fear a god, that god will become a youkai. You can't be both

>> No.38494291

i have faith in yukarin!

>> No.38498622

They're connected, but that's it really. Anything beyond that is headcanon shit. Maybe Maribel is proto-Yukari, maybe Maribel is alter-Yukari, maybe Maribel is descendant of Yukari, any of these could be true

>> No.38498633
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Most successful groomer in all of Gensokyo

>> No.38498667

Ran is Yukari’s sexslave though

>> No.38501247

I want yukari to be my aunt, ran my mama, and chen my sis

>> No.38505709
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>Youkai can't be gods anon

>> No.38511429

The truth remains the truth anon

>> No.38519474

>wanting to be related to yukari in anyway

>> No.38523873

>Groomed Ran
>Auxiliary-Groomed Chen
>Groomed Reimu
how does she keep getting away with it

>> No.38528365

I have faith in Yukarin too!

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>> No.38540341

>tfw ywn see yukari watching you undress

>> No.38542015
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She can’t keep getting away with this!

>> No.38542412

Yukari would be one of those aunts you have to put up with since she's family but you really don't like

>> No.38542458

Wdym, I love Auntie Yukarin!

>> No.38542590

aunty can't do weird things to you here anon
you're safe to speak your mind

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>> No.38542995

Ran > Yukari is what I got from this.

>> No.38549861 [DELETED] 

she does things like this to my weenie!

>> No.38549904

she does things like this to my weenie!

>> No.38550287

What I always get from that is a boner.

>> No.38551284

B-But she'll see my small pee pee and man boobs!

>> No.38551387

you can fix one of those anon and she'll look way longer

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>Wet tails
Just thinking about it feels gross

>> No.38565254

I'm gonna call protective services

>> No.38567946

careful if u are so lazy u will get fat!!!

>> No.38575034

She can just gap the fat away.

>> No.38575055

I need that image of her copping a feel under a guy’s shirt

>> No.38575103

it feel good, it is good. AUntie Yukari told me so, She would never lie to me!

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personally, i think they are the same person. Maribel transformed into Yukari when she entered Gensokyo. But people have all sorts of theories - like that Yukari is Maribel's granddaughter and vice versa

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What kind of chocolate would Yukarin like this Valentine's Day?

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>> No.38603360

Loli Yukari works surprisingly well.

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>> No.38616298

can the gap youkai truly be made friendly with mere gifts?

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Anon I think she needs all the friends she can get

>> No.38616732

well she'd have more if she stopped eating them whenever she got bored

>> No.38618151

And yet this man will still believe Bunbunmaru, sad!

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>> No.38618208

this doe
zoomsokyo or bust f'am, fr fr no cap

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miss gappy I love you

>> No.38628345

she's sexy

>> No.38629076

i'll be her friend

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Fuck you

>> No.38637765

water is wet

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Come on don't be mad have a drink

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I would drink with Yukari, I think she's both beautiful and cute. I don't mind if she kills me, just make it as painless as possible please.

>> No.38638405

>I don't mind if she kills me, just make it as painless as possible please.
Does Yukari pay you to shill for her or are you one of her shikigami?

>> No.38638440

Gap Grandma

>> No.38638464

No, just a man with depression

>> No.38639033

yucurry yukmo

>> No.38639490

YUCKcurry YUCKumo

>> No.38644779

what does she even do all day

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>> No.38651376

No it's not, you wetfag

>> No.38651384

water is dry

>> No.38651876

I'd like to nap with her

>> No.38652412

Wow, mean.

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I need to fill Yukari's belly with numerous half youkai babies

>> No.38653539

In Wet Dry World, maybe.

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I almost misread numerous as murderous for a second there

>> No.38656249

Yukari would make sure they're well immersed in their Youkai heritage
Though I'd hope she'd wait until they were grown for that

>> No.38660314

Would a human father be able to handle many murderous half youkai children?

>> No.38664938

>killed by your own half-youkai kids
And that's why you don't procreate with youkai. This should be obvious.

>> No.38664944

Pretty beautiful Yukari there

>> No.38665028

they wouldn't hurt you if you're a good parent

>> No.38665069

Or you could get strong, gain power and influence so that you could stand on equal foot with Yukari. I don't think you, or anyone for that matter, would want to be in a relationship where one can't hold the ground against thier Partner. It will end badly.

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>> No.38667921

given that Yukari is a highly intelligent millennia old monster, gathering more power than her is probably not in the cards
she'd use her magic to make you stronger than any other mortal, but that'll be it

>> No.38669213

Being Stronger then Yukari is not the Goal. It's to be capable of holding your own against her and the other entities of Gensokyo, so that you won't become deadweight and useless. To be useful.

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>> No.38682438

lazy gappy

>> No.38683408

She is sex

>> No.38686832

literally responsible for mass murder

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>> No.38694082

I know of a way to tame this mistress of the boundaries.

>> No.38694104

Just kill her bro..

>> No.38694146
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Who cares

>> No.38694164

t. gap hag

>> No.38695593

Would've been better if the glove was longer.

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>> No.38699133

baseded response

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Taming Yukari may cause your lineage to have purple eyes

>> No.38707109

Good, this planet is getting overpopulated.

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Yukari would make the strongest children

>> No.38713477

Yukari having sex with Ran

>> No.38722884

haha dumb Ran

>> No.38725800

Why are you trying to make children with this hag? Her womb's all shriveled up

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best hag

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>> No.38728201

Tewi is older, dont even start on Eirin
>Spine cramps
Okina is crippled
Yuyuko, Fatchouli

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Oh god its canon

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see this
wat do

>> No.38728488

say hello
if Yukari wishes harm on you, there's no escape, so you might as well be kind and polite

>> No.38728541

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.38733643

I would also say hello.

>> No.38733954

Exactly. Also smile.

>> No.38734063

She's just like me!

>> No.38734120

Smack her ass.

>> No.38735995

It's pretty bad when Mami can make fun of you.

>> No.38739239

Shut up, Mamizou is lovely.

>> No.38745546

Yukari is immortal
She will be young and fertile forever

>> No.38745815

She's basically a wannabe schemer that is nowhere near as good as she thinks she is. It's like getting dissed by Starscream.

>> No.38752502

How dare you compare the cute tanuki to that shitter.

>> No.38758328

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
umm anon you may want to check your math

>> No.38759129

>he doesn't know

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Too much napping

>> No.38762468

perfect, she slept so much that she became a daki herself

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what do you think of cool hag?

>> No.38773301

She's not cool at all, especially with how much of a joke she's become lately. But, you know who is cool Metal Sonic.

>> No.38776641

She's a great wife, that's all I can tell.

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Kek fanon Yukarin becoming more and more her canon self

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>> No.38782930

Why are these hags so gay?

>> No.38791753

I want to hug Yukari because she looks so soft!

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angry hag

>> No.38797407

Pouty hag demands attention

>> No.38798001

yukari scares me, I think she thinks I require rape correction

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Supremely soft and warm

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Cuddling through the winter with Gappy!

>> No.38815529

An anon is asking for suggestions for his Yukari drawfaggotry >>38815118

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>> No.38824589

No men want them.

>> No.38826922

Well, I see plenty of Anons around here lusting after them...

>> No.38831927

Hags are hot and beautiful, if you don't want to lust after them then ur gay

>> No.38839692

I want to turn Yukari into a happy baby factory, not merely lust

>> No.38840278

They have a number of suspicious similiarities, which suggest they are the same person or at least very closely connected in some way.

That being said, there's no official confirmation beyond ZUN mentioning Lafcadio Hearn (aka Koizumi Yakumo) by name.

>> No.38840495

>maribel is proto-yukari
>yukari is negative 30 years old
even better

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>> No.38844903

Formal Yukari vs casual Yukari

>> No.38853542

my wife / my waifu

>> No.38853983

Yukari is just sack of old sacks

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Yukari's response to that after the initial shock is up in the air

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The best woman there is. God, I want to have sex.

>> No.38883543

Take off that name and trip, redditor

>> No.38886129

I want Yukari to use me like a daki

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>> No.38887358

I want this hag to bear my children

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Shy lady

>> No.38887479

>Me? But... I...

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>> No.38904807

Nah she has a thick skin.

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>> No.38926417

Yukari, i..

>> No.38929135 [DELETED] 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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goodbye yukari back to the senior citizen center you go.