The Gap Hag

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The Gap Hag Anonymous Thu Jan 27 12:24:04 2022 No.38354153 [Reply] [Original]

Say something nice about my wife Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 12:30:19 2022 No.38354222 She's cute :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 12:40:09 2022 No.38354335 She looks cute with pantyhose

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 12:48:08 2022 No.38354431 >>38354153 She jobbed to a Vengeful Spirit in the latest manga. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 13:11:56 2022 No.38354680 File: 1.35 MB, 2376x1526, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_gokuu_acoloredpencil__3e31206755c658932d380d4241f0dd62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari deserves to be loved forever!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 14:53:17 2022 No.38355609 >>38354153 Vengeful Spirit: 1 Gap Hag: 0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 14:57:30 2022 No.38355661 File: 277 KB, 1200x1800, FJ1oNOiaAAAnqm5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 15:16:05 2022 No.38355877 >>38355661 She's so... saggy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 15:22:11 2022 No.38355959 File: 209 KB, 600x800, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_inuinui__83e4f5fc8c9558e577f6a3fa273fe651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38354153 >Say something nice about my wife Yukari Fortunately, she isn't your wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 15:44:51 2022 No.38356288 >>38355661 So, she eats cute young girls and "eats" little boys...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 16:17:19 2022 No.38356646 File: 512 KB, 1200x850, Yukari Pantyhose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38354335

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 16:29:20 2022 No.38356808 >>38355877 Just the way a hag like her should be!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 17:23:43 2022 No.38357428 File: 372 KB, 1100x1602, 1619666056596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 19:28:00 2022 No.38358568 >>38354153 How does it feel to be on very very top of the food chain ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 20:04:10 2022 No.38358917 File: 47 KB, 278x336, S4vsebVNoU7dLJrnb_g1vHCcpJGtEsVSTMHvJTgEPss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38358568 > Yukari > the very top of the food chain HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 20:21:06 2022 No.38359070 >>38357428 Tricking Yukarin into thinking I want to kill myself because I am completely empty inside like a Lovecraftian concept of hollow abyssness all so I can see her and ask her out on a date!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 23:14:37 2022 No.38360871 >>38359070 That's a youkai we're talking about anon. She'd probably push you off the edge with a smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 23:15:05 2022 No.38360882 >>38360871 Hot.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 02:12:24 2022 No.38362381 >>38360871 I can fix her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 02:18:41 2022 No.38362440 >>38360871 What happen if I told her ''YUKARI-SAMA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE 17, PLEASE HAVE A DATE WITH ME!'' or something like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 13:14:21 2022 No.38368341 >>38362381 Last words before being pushed off a building

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 13:15:37 2022 No.38368356 >>38354153 Can she really beat Goku?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 13:31:15 2022 No.38368564 >>38368356 Most Touhous could own Goku, they operate on an entirely different level of power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:25:32 2022 No.38369269 File: 3.65 MB, 2632x3920, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_gokuu_acoloredpencil__05b1b02b69b9ca719e6908ba5411cb6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38362350 Why does Yukari always look so soft?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:28:02 2022 No.38369295 BIG FAT HEAVY SAGGERS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:39:54 2022 No.38369462 >>38368564 >Most Touhous could own Goku Unironically what the actual fuck are you smoking

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:42:59 2022 No.38369498 File: 875 KB, 1196x874, yakumo yukari (touhou) drawn by gunnjou_yosio - 78d34b485a4dae3fe288352e8ef8d849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38368341 Bold of Yukarin to try misattribution of arousal to make me fall for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 14:49:13 2022 No.38369576 >>38368356 No >>38368564 What drugs are you on?

Anonymous Fri Jan 28 17:57:29 2022 No.38371884

>>38369576
>>38369462

But she can? By those words alone, Yukari can literally manipulate boundaries. She is known to manipulate various fundamental boundaries. Boundaries between truth and falsehood, reality, and fantasy, human and youkai, life, and death, awake and asleep, day and night or winter and spring.

For Goku, she can just manipulate his boundaries by tapping "Strong ---> Weak". Granted that Goku can reach to godly level and could even become a God if he want it, but that still doesn't change the fact that he's originally a mortal. So Yukari could just manipulate Goku's "Godly -----> Mortal" with ease.

Not only she can manipulate others, but she can manipulate her boundaries as well. In gaming sense, she can edit her level to the max. Her power is just like a Cheat Engine.

Anonymous Fri Jan 28 18:26:38 2022 No.38372227

>>38371884
The problem with this if that if it was true it would make Yukari practically omnipotent, which just isn't true canon-wise.

Despite her "nigh-omnipotent" ability, she still had to jump through a number of hurdles to infiltrate the Lunar Capital when her ability should make it as easy as "Here -> There", despite her ability Lunarians have still been described as stronger than anyone in Gensokyo which includes her, despite her ability Hecatia is still stronger than any Gensokyian or Lunarian or any other mentioned character in the series, despite her ability she says in her own words that Toyohime and Eiki are stronger than her, despite her ability she still needed the assistance of the other youkai sages and the Dragon God to create the Great Hakurei Barrier, despite her ability she couldn't directly gap her way into Heaven and had to make multiple smaller trips, despite her ability she lost the first Genso-Lunar War and was trapped on the moon twice, despite her ability she was still possessed by a vengeful spirit in Cheating Detective Satori and manipulated into doing its bidding, and despite her ability she was unaware of one of her self-proclaimed enemies (the Lunarian Sage, Eirin) living in Gensokyo for basically it's entire existence and is implied to not even know today that Eirin was the moon's sage.

The only thing she has going for her is that the limits of her ability are vague and she's never really shown what the upper bounds of it is, but assuming that her boundary manipulation has no limits despite her track record is fallacious.

And no, PMiSS is not a good source for powers or abilities of any kind. See: unreliable narrators.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 21:03:55 2022 No.38374133 >>38369498 youkai honkers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 22:48:57 2022 No.38375161 >>38362440 She would smile and then still kill you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 22:49:58 2022 No.38375172 >>38354153 SHE'S PURE EVIL! RIGHT DOWN TO HER BONE MARROW!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 22:55:18 2022 No.38375216 Yukari is a pile of shit. She's lesser than shit. The bacteria residing in shit is worth more than Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 22:58:53 2022 No.38375257 >>38375216 Agree. Zun loves JoJo, right? Yukari should get the Seven page Muda treatment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:42:20 2022 No.38375599 >>38375161 Worth it.

Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:42:57 2022 No.38375603
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>>38371884
>>38372227
To be honest, Goku would just insist on fighting and she wouldn't complicate things, she probably would open a gap just to send him to Okina, if Goku is lucky he will end up with amnesia without remembering anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:45:49 2022 No.38375628 >>38375603 >Open gap >Send him to Okina >He teleports back and punches her into a bloody paste. Goku wins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 00:21:19 2022 No.38376038 >>38375216 Oh hey Eirin, what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 00:21:19 2022 No.38376039 >>38375628 Cease your faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 00:24:03 2022 No.38376084 >>38369269 Her immense fertility is showing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 00:30:39 2022 No.38376156 >>38376039 Yukari really isn't hot shit. Besides Goku, here are ten characters that could beat her in a fight: >Demifiend. >Mario. >Kirby >The God Emperor of Mankind >Tanjiro. >Hecate >Luka >Saitama >Uncle Scrooge. >Rey Skywalker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 00:34:05 2022 No.38376201 this lazy retard bait will get a reply in current year /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 04:32:50 2022 No.38378451 >>38357428 Thanks for reminding me to typeset this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 20:11:33 2022 No.38386004 >>38362350 Yukari probably leglocks men just to see their fear

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 00:43:41 2022 No.38388347 >>38386004 Locks her legs around your face and only releases you when you've made her cum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 02:30:51 2022 No.38389058 >>38354153 She looks like she rape shotas with her big futa cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 02:40:01 2022 No.38389128 >>38354153 i wish she were my wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 10:12:15 2022 No.38392806 >>38386004 That really evil of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 10:14:30 2022 No.38392820 >>38376038 Could be Kasen or Tenshi or Koishi or one of the Himes. Now that I think about it,who actually likes Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 11:49:59 2022 No.38393560 >>38392820 Suika. Yuyuko. That's pretty much it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 12:01:13 2022 No.38393687 >>38393560 What about Ran or Chen? We know Kasen doesn't like Yukari but what about Okina? Are they on good terms?

Anonymous Sun Jan 30 12:11:10 2022 No.38393925
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>>38393687
>Ran
Yukari abuses her. It's possible the Shikigami contract makes Ran like her, but the other way around Yukari literally just thinks of him as a tool.

>Chen
No idea, honestly. While they are sometimes shown together I don't think they ever actually interact in canon.

>Okina
They seem to be rivals to a certain extent, going by Okina's dialogue in the game. But otherwise they share the same goal and are on way better terms than Kasen and the other sages. Hard to call them friends though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 22:28:35 2022 No.38400594 >>38393925 lol loser NEET yukari

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 22:30:13 2022 No.38400607 File: 1.88 MB, 1232x1740, Yukari Snooze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38400594 I want to be her daki

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 30 22:35:44 2022 No.38400665 >>38393925 I'll be Yukari's friend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 06:23:53 2022 No.38403773 File: 166 KB, 850x1200, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_tousen__4086ea02fb7327915875a94d946a9b96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38393925 So lonely, she needs someone to hug her from behind and hold her hand at night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 08:35:18 2022 No.38404311 >>38393925 Wasn't she pissed that nobody invited her to thier Parties and she went around beating people up because of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 09:48:30 2022 No.38404810 >>38400665 The last few humans that were her friends ended up becoming her meal as well. >>38403773 See above. >>38404311 Could be. Sounds about right, fucking sociopathic bitch.

Anonymous Mon Jan 31 12:00:27 2022 No.38406035
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Imagine being Yukari. You have only two friends, one is a drunk degenerate while the other is dead. One of you colleagues sees you as a rival and optical while the other tells you off, rejects you and calls you a coward. Everybody else dislikes and mistrusts you. They never invites you to their gathering, festivals, parties and you have to invite yourself to those gathering else you would spend years without speak with anybody else besides your pets. The Paradies you helped create dislikes you amd all in it would rather pretend you don't exist. Must be rather lonely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 12:22:50 2022 No.38406296 >>38406035 Well, at least she has plenty of outsiders to play with. Until she gets bored of them and eats them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 12:26:28 2022 No.38406330 >>38406035 I'm going to hug Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 14:30:53 2022 No.38407732 >>38406035 I'm dedicating my life to keeping her company, and I intend to continue in the afterlife too! She made amazing changes in my life, and changed me as a person. I'm not kidding or exaggerating, she's my everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 14:38:05 2022 No.38407835 >>38407732 GTFO Ran

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 16:03:33 2022 No.38408843 >>38407732 Ran, you need to divorce Yukari. She keeps abusing you and treating you like a slave. If not for your sake, do it for Chen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 16:08:10 2022 No.38408897 >>38407732 I believe in you, make gappy a happy haggy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 16:36:17 2022 No.38409184 >>38406035 Maybe if she stops stealing Reimu's food and use the door instead of gapping into Marisa's house out of nowhere they dont mind being her friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 17:07:23 2022 No.38409466 >>38409184 Also, you know, not murdering outsiders. That would probably help, I imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 17:18:06 2022 No.38409550 >>38406035 She's a youkai. One of the most youkai-like youkai still around if you take Akyuu at her word. Being hated, feared, dreaded and despised is what youkai thrive on. She's in the best position she could be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 17:28:10 2022 No.38409632 >>38409466 Everyone in this thread knows no one cares about unnamed outsiders

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 17:33:02 2022 No.38409665 >>38409632 Marisa probably would care at least somewhat. Hell, there are hints that she herself might be a outsider or at least related to one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 17:37:23 2022 No.38409699 >>38409550 When it comes to Humans? Sure. But when it comes to Youkai she's still basically just a weird and creepy outcast. Even Suika mocks her in the Fatty Whale manga for being unable to ever get her feelings across properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 17:37:26 2022 No.38409700 File: 388 KB, 800x1317, 1613736147560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Handjob with gloves on!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 31 18:40:25 2022 No.38410377 >>38409550 > One of the most youkai-like youkai around > according to Akyuu Yeah sure, I'll believe that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 09:46:37 2022 No.38417227 >>38409699 >Even Suika mocks her in the Fatty Whale manga for being unable to ever get her feelings across properly. Alright time to reread Lotus Eaters, I gotta see this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 09:53:10 2022 No.38417264 File: 1.13 MB, 1400x2000, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_hegata_hegatia_lapis__2a70d67da6e53d32125d8a079ad890b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spend a beautiful evening with my wonderful and refined wife Yukari

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 13:29:47 2022 No.38419047 >>38372227 I swear, "Manipulation of Boundaries" and then saying her power is "limited" is messing my damn head. That contradicts everything about that power.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 13:33:41 2022 No.38419087 >>38409699 >>38417227 >mamizou called her an attention seeker Holy based

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 14:16:27 2022 No.38419629 >>38419047 It could be limited in very practical ways. Like she has to touch her opponent for it to work.

Anonymous Tue Feb 1 14:16:33 2022 No.38419633

>>38419047
It's obviously limited and I listed a number of things that prove it. If it wasn't limited, her needing to do all that bullshit with the full moon and reflections would be unnecessary to infiltrate the Lunar Capital. If it wasn't limited, she wouldn't need to make multiple smaller trips to visit Heaven. If it wasn't limited, she would be the strongest character, stronger than Hecatia, Eiki, and Toyohime (three characters outright explicitly stated to be stronger than her). If she can just change around the Boundary of Life and Death/Boundary of Strong and Weak/Boundary of Mortal and God to instantly kill/weaken anyone like so many yukarifags like to claim, ZUN's statement that "Lunarians could instantly kill everyone in Gensokyo" and "Hecatia is completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital" makes no sense unless those Lunarians/Hecatia are like omnipotent infinity+, somehow more omnipotent than omnipotent. But even ZUN won't fall to such depths of power level faggotry.

Sources before someone claims I'm talking out of my ass:
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Legacy_of_Lunatic_Kingdom_interview_with_ZUN
>"If the Lunar Capital had tried to relocate without fighting, then Gensokyo's inhabitants would have disappeared before they realized."
>"She's completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital." (talking about Hecatia)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 15:53:29 2022 No.38420841 >>38358917 Clearly he's sorting by age, spine cramps and weight

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 15:57:30 2022 No.38420880 >>38419633 wrong, Yukari is the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 19:30:09 2022 No.38423046 >>38420880 Fuck off Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:30:15 2022 No.38424575 >>38420880 Great counterargument faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:42:45 2022 No.38424687 File: 148 KB, 849x1200, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_igayan__b53cdabd8c23b55f1a219c643789431f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38420880 FOREVER 17!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 1 22:51:13 2022 No.38424763 >>38409700 Frenulum rubbed by soft, silky gloves!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 00:14:19 2022 No.38425578 >>38424575 Thank you, please don't post misinformation in the future though.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 16:34:58 2022 No.38434149 File: 318 KB, 1010x1334, 1625106534804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari has been a bad influence on Chen lately.

Anonymous Wed Feb 2 16:54:39 2022 No.38434366

I want Yukari to chase me down in a long winded pursuit where she terrorizes me all the way until I'm too exhausted to keep going and then try to fight her directly only to get easily overpowered physically like I'm nothing compared to her right before she picks me up by the throat and drags me off screaming and struggling through her gap to her lair to be killed and devoured.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 20:54:00 2022 No.38437061 >>38434149 That Yukari needs to get laid. We don't want another Sanae corrupting the Youth.

Anonymous Wed Feb 2 23:26:23 2022 No.38438200
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>>38434366
If you ask her correctly and she takes pity on you, she will hypnotize you into living an illusion where you have the most gentle sex while she actually devours every body part until you die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 2 23:44:54 2022 No.38438396 >>38438200 But what if I prefer the cruelty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 02:48:29 2022 No.38440184 >>38434149 >>38438200 What a lewd youkai, she must be really thirsty. Can't score any youkai men?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 13:10:53 2022 No.38444960 >>38434366 why are there so many pro-youkai masochists around here you're supposed to kill youkai not want to be killed by them

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 13:39:53 2022 No.38445378 So yeah Yukari is pretty lonely

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 14:29:48 2022 No.38446099 File: 288 KB, 849x1200, 1622661887858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38445378 She is a giant weirdo so no one wants to have anything to do with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 15:58:53 2022 No.38447113 >>38445378 >Abducts outsiders >Murders and eats them >"Ugh, why am I so lonely." Fucking Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 16:05:56 2022 No.38447202 >>38447113 go back

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 17:02:28 2022 No.38447785 >>38447202 >t. yukari

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 17:28:35 2022 No.38448078 >>38447202 I can't. That gap hag kidnapped me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 3 21:50:03 2022 No.38451361 File: 713 KB, 813x1000, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__e4b8ea81c12559642470dfe2743b5ca8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 00:41:52 2022 No.38452881 File: 406 KB, 1240x1754, 1606878104968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari cooling her cute feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 00:46:24 2022 No.38452912 >>38446099 I am more than willing to pump her full of half youkai babies

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 01:12:58 2022 No.38453087 File: 607 KB, 900x1440, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_non_z_art__24808cbdfe986deb58cf321b6f061f5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38447202 Ignore the disgusting crossie >>38451361 Yukari knows how to be so lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 01:15:53 2022 No.38453103 >>38453087 >>38447202 >cutesokyotards RAGE at the grimsokyochad stating nothing but FACT Many such cases

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 01:18:51 2022 No.38453129 >>38453103 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 09:08:27 2022 No.38457139 >>38447113 Isn't not allowed to eat or abducts humans in Gensokyo? Last time I check, you can defeat a Youkai in Gensokyo by card duel to even the power scale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 09:51:14 2022 No.38457494 >>38457139 1: She can still eat outsiders. 2: She is the rules.

Anonymous Fri Feb 4 12:20:07 2022 No.38459612

Imagine being so helpless on the ground as Yukari stands over you, smiling delightfully. She takes a step over your bruised form and kneels down, crawling on top of you, and you try to resist and push her off, but it's no use, as she grabs your wrists and pins you to the ground. Now you've just got sweat beads running down your neck and the only thing ringing out from your throat are pitiful whimpers and panicked gasps, knowing full well what's about to happen. And then Yukari just smiles softly at you and coos, 'Shhh'. The last thing you're able to see is her blond head go down until you feel her teeth, sinking into your neck and tearing the flesh of your esophagus out so that way you'd die a slow a painful death choking on your own blood while she devoured your body to sate herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 12:41:34 2022 No.38459985 I'm really growing to hate Grimsokyo edgelords, holy shit, how many threads are you guys going to spam up?

Anonymous Fri Feb 4 12:56:01 2022 No.38460219
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>>38406035
I would headpat Yukari and tell her that she's brave and she's doing her best in her own way!
>>38459985
It's a desperate cry for help

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 13:11:51 2022 No.38460456 >>38459612 Stop I can only get so erect

Anonymous Fri Feb 4 13:40:00 2022 No.38460872
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>>38459985
To be honest, Yukari gives off that sinister atmosphere and personally I find it intriguing, however, we both know behind that dark aura there is a beautiful and sweet lady

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 13:53:16 2022 No.38461034 >>38459612 this made me harder than it should've

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 13:55:32 2022 No.38461051 >>38459985 >Grimsokyo Canon Yukari is a bad person.

Anonymous Fri Feb 4 14:10:16 2022 No.38461265
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>>38354153
She's probably lull me into a false sense of security, whisk me to Gensokyo in a gap and when my guard is down, will go in for the kill and snap my neck. Knowing a Yokai of her calibur, she'd probably not be one for overly flashy takedowns when apprehending her prey and hope to go for something that doesn't spill blood on her favourite outfit and do so whilst the meat is most tender when not tensed by fear or discomfort. Or you know, she feels in a placid mood and has already had her share of vulnerable lowlives, decides to just have me over for tea and after a taste of the sights and sounds takes me back home and I'll probably remember it all as a weird lucid dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 14:44:25 2022 No.38461661 >>38424687 17 what? Centuries? Millennia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 14:45:11 2022 No.38461668 GRANNY TITS GRANNY TITS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 14:47:21 2022 No.38461696 File: 401 KB, 1054x1518, What's going on in this Thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder how many folks would actually care if one day the hag got messed up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 14:48:18 2022 No.38461702 >>38461696 She deserves it

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 15:14:19 2022 No.38462142 File: 118 KB, 572x800, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_diisuke__806abef698ccdd823ef56f44dab90592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38461668 They're already big, imagine when she gets pregnant!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 15:34:28 2022 No.38462465 >>38461696 Only Ran and Chen (Reimu too but mostly cause the shrine would be where Ran would take care of Yukari) the rest would be more concerned about who did it and what they’re gonna do next.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 4 15:40:34 2022 No.38462535 I want Yukari to run her gloved hands on me She can be as clingy as she likes

Anonymous Fri Feb 4 16:19:23 2022 No.38463078

>>38461696
>Other sages and powerful figures: Happy, but would also instantly go into panic mode to figure out who is responsible.
>Ran, Chen, Suika, and Yuyuko: Probably the only people that would actually feel sad.
>Reimu: Annoyed because this would somehow involve her.
>Normal Youkai: Worried about who did the deed but otherwise mostly apathetic.
>Human Villagers: "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:00:43 2022 No.38469669 File: 693 KB, 1300x1480, yukari sketch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] drew the hag

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:15:01 2022 No.38469858 >>38469669 too much fat

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:15:36 2022 No.38469867 File: 1.87 MB, 1748x2481, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_gunnjou_yosio__ed68753a1fc868d7fcb54b24c8f35d4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38469669 Thick gappy, I like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:17:00 2022 No.38469881 >>38469867 well thanks, i was thinking what lewd things I should draw her doing next

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:21:20 2022 No.38469935 File: 437 KB, 709x1000, 記憶の森へ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:21:58 2022 No.38469945

>>38469669
I don't like to be mean at all to anyone who makes art, but it's like you just took some kind of template for grotesquely proportioned grandmas and put a couple of accessories on it to make it Yukari. I didn't know I could feel this strongly about the gap hag, but I think seeing this caricature has slightly harmed my capacity to enjoy touhou forever
fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 02:48:23 2022 No.38470161 >>38469945 some ""artists"" do very much so deserve to be abused, mocked, and sent screaming out of wherever they might infest its the same shit with furries, you don't give them an inch, you burn them out on sight

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 04:03:48 2022 No.38470872 >>38469945 >I think seeing this caricature has slightly harmed my capacity to enjoy touhou forever this is how i feel whenever i see cutesokyo bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 04:11:20 2022 No.38470965 File: 488 KB, 819x933, 1608167776715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38470872 edginess is for children you can have both cutesokyo and grimsokyo side by side with no issues

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 04:15:12 2022 No.38471001 >>38470872 Touhou was always Cutsuyokyou

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 12:03:16 2022 No.38474293 >>38470872 imagine bein g mean and NOT nice wow

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 16:47:18 2022 No.38477856 >>38446099 So she’s just like the average /jp/sy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 16:48:40 2022 No.38477867 >>38470965 Yes. Even if it does make certain characters seem more rather than less psychotic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 18:58:03 2022 No.38479331 Yukari is the Master Shake of Gensokyo.

>>	sega Sat Feb 5 21:12:35 2022 No.38480604 >>38354153 where ran :/

>>	NOT sega Sat Feb 5 21:16:57 2022 No.38480656 >>38420880 ran*

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 21:19:41 2022 No.38480690 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm59BHVOH9Q

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 5 22:41:49 2022 No.38481680 >>38354153 slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 03:24:05 2022 No.38484033 >>38354153 i hope she gets destroyed by insurrection from the hakurei god

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 03:30:45 2022 No.38484077 File: 256 KB, 2048x1206, 41c39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is very pretty and scary

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 03:35:24 2022 No.38484098 >>38484077 the perfect combo for fearboners!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 05:27:12 2022 No.38485050 >>38484033 the hakurei god doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 05:28:54 2022 No.38485076 File: 413 KB, 1462x2048, 夜が降りてくる.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38484033 Yukari is the Hakurei god

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 09:11:40 2022 No.38486946 So what's the deal between her and Maribel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 12:47:22 2022 No.38488792 >>38485076 Youkai can't be gods anon Youkai are sustained by fear, gods are sustained by faith. If people do nothing but fear a god, that god will become a youkai. You can't be both

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 6 21:57:37 2022 No.38494291 >>38488792 i have faith in yukarin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 06:32:50 2022 No.38498622 >>38486946 They're connected, but that's it really. Anything beyond that is headcanon shit. Maybe Maribel is proto-Yukari, maybe Maribel is alter-Yukari, maybe Maribel is descendant of Yukari, any of these could be true

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 06:34:28 2022 No.38498633 File: 531 KB, 1200x1629, 2B7D96C8-355C-47E4-B49B-023C7DAAD54A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38354153 Most successful groomer in all of Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 06:40:20 2022 No.38498667 >>38480604 >>38480656 Ran is Yukari’s sexslave though

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 13:04:00 2022 No.38501247 I want yukari to be my aunt, ran my mama, and chen my sis

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 7 20:51:25 2022 No.38505709 File: 458 KB, 180x180, 1643133979863.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38488792 >Youkai can't be gods anon AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 06:56:29 2022 No.38511429 >>38505709 The truth remains the truth anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 22:24:10 2022 No.38519474 >>38501247 >wanting to be related to yukari in anyway Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 07:46:28 2022 No.38523873 >>38498633 >Groomed Ran >Auxiliary-Groomed Chen >Groomed Reimu how does she keep getting away with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 15:17:32 2022 No.38528365 >>38485076 >>38494291 I have faith in Yukarin too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 14:09:51 2022 No.38540284 File: 476 KB, 1500x1297, illust_68568915_20220205_065904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 14:12:52 2022 No.38540341 >>38540284 >tfw ywn see yukari watching you undress

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 15:58:07 2022 No.38542015 File: 4 KB, 320x180, 28B8E29E-D064-4D1B-BB4E-EE06E47FEFF7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38523873 She can’t keep getting away with this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 16:23:40 2022 No.38542412 >>38501247 Yukari would be one of those aunts you have to put up with since she's family but you really don't like

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 16:26:18 2022 No.38542458 >>38542412 Wdym, I love Auntie Yukarin!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 16:34:01 2022 No.38542590 >>38542458 aunty can't do weird things to you here anon you're safe to speak your mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 16:53:39 2022 No.38542946 File: 1.28 MB, 848x480, hotspring.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 10 16:56:04 2022 No.38542995 >>38542946 Ran > Yukari is what I got from this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 00:00:44 2022 No.38549861 >>38542412 she does things like this to my weenie! https://files.catbox.moe/46pxyb.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 00:05:01 2022 No.38549904 >>38542590 she does things like this to my weenie! https://imgur.com/1UaspUN

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 00:31:43 2022 No.38550287 >>38542995 What I always get from that is a boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 01:41:25 2022 No.38551284 >>38540341 B-But she'll see my small pee pee and man boobs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 01:48:40 2022 No.38551387 >>38551284 you can fix one of those anon and she'll look way longer

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 19:29:45 2022 No.38563905 File: 1.76 MB, 6071x4299, 紫様が適任かと.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 20:38:03 2022 No.38564595 File: 193 KB, 800x600, c707e6917dfc643c1aab491ef94c76352fac5967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38542946 >Wet tails Just thinking about it feels gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 11 21:31:53 2022 No.38565254 >>38549904 I'm gonna call protective services

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 01:18:23 2022 No.38567946 >>38563905 careful if u are so lazy u will get fat!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:53:55 2022 No.38575034 >>38567946 She can just gap the fat away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:55:49 2022 No.38575055 I need that image of her copping a feel under a guy’s shirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 12 13:58:23 2022 No.38575103 >>38565254 it feel good, it is good. AUntie Yukari told me so, She would never lie to me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 02:57:35 2022 No.38583654 File: 925 KB, 764x1000, 「10000」.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:29:17 2022 No.38588538 File: 446 KB, 600x848, 3ca2bd8d2f9145951f786b14be2438856e627d38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Sun Feb 13 12:32:21 2022 No.38588585
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>>38486946
personally, i think they are the same person. Maribel transformed into Yukari when she entered Gensokyo. But people have all sorts of theories - like that Yukari is Maribel's granddaughter and vice versa

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 13 23:29:52 2022 No.38597540 File: 3.85 MB, 3600x2600, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kyoukyan__e9a676c5362d54096d96d3310f6797fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of chocolate would Yukarin like this Valentine's Day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 08:23:29 2022 No.38602695 File: 900 KB, 3974x2476, 20220214_082218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 09:31:52 2022 No.38603360 >>38602695 Loli Yukari works surprisingly well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 10:40:01 2022 No.38604093 File: 91 KB, 534x800, 1639198235213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 14 21:07:24 2022 No.38612500 File: 410 KB, 500x1042, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_roh_nam_kyung__c31df26c831b59bf9d3e570f19766698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 03:54:44 2022 No.38616298 >>38612500 can the gap youkai truly be made friendly with mere gifts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 04:41:44 2022 No.38616714 File: 2.24 MB, 1800x2462, 1549291476600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38616298 Anon I think she needs all the friends she can get

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 04:43:51 2022 No.38616732 >>38616714 well she'd have more if she stopped eating them whenever she got bored

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:43:30 2022 No.38618151 >>38410377 And yet this man will still believe Bunbunmaru, sad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:46:29 2022 No.38618168 >>38444960 BASED REIMU IN BREAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 07:51:40 2022 No.38618208 >>38470872 this doe zoomsokyo or bust f'am, fr fr no cap

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 15 20:08:55 2022 No.38625029 File: 1.40 MB, 1044x1535, 1591987349159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] miss gappy I love you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 01:43:03 2022 No.38628345 >>38354153 she's sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 02:55:09 2022 No.38629076 >>38616714 i'll be her friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 04:23:21 2022 No.38629758 File: 407 KB, 1100x1500, 72384828828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 11:32:02 2022 No.38632916 File: 34 KB, 742x472, yukari trolley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38629758 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 20:15:20 2022 No.38637765 >>38542995 water is wet

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 21:13:47 2022 No.38638148 Gepheg

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 21:30:04 2022 No.38638278 File: 149 KB, 850x1204, 632673467547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38632916 Come on don't be mad have a drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 21:39:23 2022 No.38638348 File: 247 KB, 1800x1820, Yukarin dangle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38638278 I would drink with Yukari, I think she's both beautiful and cute. I don't mind if she kills me, just make it as painless as possible please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 21:45:42 2022 No.38638405 >>38638348 >I don't mind if she kills me, just make it as painless as possible please. Does Yukari pay you to shill for her or are you one of her shikigami?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 21:50:26 2022 No.38638440 >>38354153 Gap Grandma

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 21:52:53 2022 No.38638464 >>38638405 No, just a man with depression

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 16 23:09:07 2022 No.38639033 >>38638148 yucurry yukmo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 00:05:21 2022 No.38639490 >>38639033 YUCKcurry YUCKumo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 11:15:16 2022 No.38644779 >>38354153 what does she even do all day

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 18:52:45 2022 No.38650167 File: 297 KB, 850x646, 42523562257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38644779 Napping

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 18:57:22 2022 No.38650211 File: 148 KB, 1024x768, 2bde971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/gL-DW3nrgnc

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 19:08:16 2022 No.38650308 File: 1.12 MB, 2800x3800, 東方妖々夢 Phantasmステージ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 21:00:35 2022 No.38651376 >>38637765 No it's not, you wetfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 21:01:04 2022 No.38651384 >>38651376 water is dry

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 21:55:56 2022 No.38651876 >>38650167 I'd like to nap with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 22:44:08 2022 No.38652412 >>38639490 Wow, mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 17 23:24:43 2022 No.38652847 File: 268 KB, 670x503, 7abe5e68bd8b3251aedfac061e5605e7055bf4bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38651876

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 00:16:02 2022 No.38653389 >>38652847 Hnnnnnnngggghhhhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 00:21:30 2022 No.38653438 File: 762 KB, 1922x1193, 1615738493067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38652847 I need to fill Yukari's belly with numerous half youkai babies

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 00:31:24 2022 No.38653539 >>38651384 In Wet Dry World, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 01:02:15 2022 No.38653791 File: 1020 KB, 860x1307, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kakineko__318e06a87e068ac23491763171965d1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38653438 I almost misread numerous as murderous for a second there

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 08:23:10 2022 No.38656249 >>38653791 Yukari would make sure they're well immersed in their Youkai heritage Though I'd hope she'd wait until they were grown for that

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 15:36:57 2022 No.38660314 >>38656249 Would a human father be able to handle many murderous half youkai children?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:42:29 2022 No.38664938 >>38660314 >killed by your own half-youkai kids And that's why you don't procreate with youkai. This should be obvious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:43:40 2022 No.38664944 >>38653791 Pretty beautiful Yukari there

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:54:51 2022 No.38665028 >>38660314 >>38664938 they wouldn't hurt you if you're a good parent

Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:00:45 2022 No.38665069

>>38665028
Or you could get strong, gain power and influence so that you could stand on equal foot with Yukari. I don't think you, or anyone for that matter, would want to be in a relationship where one can't hold the ground against thier Partner. It will end badly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 03:12:05 2022 No.38666352 File: 1.56 MB, 1383x1934, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kanpa_campagne_9__1710d282e8c09bcd795d7b9e83a5cc5d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 03:17:31 2022 No.38666397 File: 94 KB, 850x1417, sample_a8452fd5bd437eabc2d613229048b613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 07:39:16 2022 No.38667921 >>38665069 given that Yukari is a highly intelligent millennia old monster, gathering more power than her is probably not in the cards she'd use her magic to make you stronger than any other mortal, but that'll be it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 11:06:11 2022 No.38669213 >>38667921 Being Stronger then Yukari is not the Goal. It's to be capable of holding your own against her and the other entities of Gensokyo, so that you won't become deadweight and useless. To be useful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 18:45:19 2022 No.38676509 MOMMYWIFE YUKARIN!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 19:10:12 2022 No.38676785 File: 572 KB, 800x1100, 7cd77cf3c15a923dfc86649204850eb5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 03:19:57 2022 No.38682438 >>38676785 lazy gappy

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 04:50:33 2022 No.38683408 >>38638348 She is sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 12:24:25 2022 No.38686832 >>38354153 literally responsible for mass murder

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 21:33:33 2022 No.38694004 File: 2.29 MB, 1600x2187, 95875827_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 21:40:18 2022 No.38694082 I know of a way to tame this mistress of the boundaries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 21:41:55 2022 No.38694104 >>38694082 Just kill her bro..

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 21:45:02 2022 No.38694146 File: 1.02 MB, 721x1023, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_ibuki_notsu__6312e25e25239e37bb680b646718a658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38686832 Who cares

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 21:46:47 2022 No.38694164 >>38694146 t. gap hag

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 20 23:49:46 2022 No.38695593 >>38666352 Would've been better if the glove was longer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 04:22:05 2022 No.38698364 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x960, 85980038_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 06:05:34 2022 No.38699114 File: 252 KB, 890x2000, 2983a5bdc315b5aee8ec87c4ee09e700643ec848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 06:08:46 2022 No.38699133 >>38686832 baseded response

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 07:23:47 2022 No.38699581 File: 146 KB, 600x465, __yakumo_yukari_and_yakumo_ran_touhou_drawn_by_fechirin__4001bacc75ddb2d5a97615365af160a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38694082 Taming Yukari may cause your lineage to have purple eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 20:30:54 2022 No.38707109 >>38686832 Good, this planet is getting overpopulated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 09:20:45 2022 No.38713475 File: 888 KB, 600x848, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_vetina__89c4067ca924f7b11a9567e3f6389faf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38699581 Yukari would make the strongest children

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 09:21:41 2022 No.38713477 >>38354153 Yukari having sex with Ran

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 23:45:25 2022 No.38722884 >>38699581 haha dumb Ran

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 04:01:01 2022 No.38725800 >>38713475 Why are you trying to make children with this hag? Her womb's all shriveled up

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 06:31:01 2022 No.38726974 File: 319 KB, 619x900, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_tk31__f62868b740d210cf48f8f1744390b108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best hag

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 08:29:12 2022 No.38728020 File: 115 KB, 496x700, 1642189028894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 08:50:38 2022 No.38728201 >>38420841 >Age Tewi is older, dont even start on Eirin >Spine cramps Okina is crippled >Weight Yuyuko, Fatchouli

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 08:53:19 2022 No.38728224 File: 678 KB, 1012x1452, fc2d1198-2bbf-499c-af2d-b9b34e32d669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38404311 Oh god its canon

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 09:20:05 2022 No.38728437 File: 2.13 MB, 1400x2128, 1630100965212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] see this wat do

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 09:27:35 2022 No.38728488 >>38728437 say hello if Yukari wishes harm on you, there's no escape, so you might as well be kind and polite

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 09:35:24 2022 No.38728541 >>38728437 Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:03:50 2022 No.38733643 >>38728437 >>38728488 I would also say hello.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:33:39 2022 No.38733954 >>38728488 Exactly. Also smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:42:19 2022 No.38734063 >>38650167 She's just like me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 17:48:12 2022 No.38734120 >>38728437 Smack her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 20:50:11 2022 No.38735995 >>38728224 It's pretty bad when Mami can make fun of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 01:55:01 2022 No.38739239 >>38735995 Shut up, Mamizou is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 10:26:56 2022 No.38745546 >>38725800 Yukari is immortal She will be young and fertile forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 10:47:46 2022 No.38745815 >>38739239 She's basically a wannabe schemer that is nowhere near as good as she thinks she is. It's like getting dissed by Starscream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 17:40:25 2022 No.38752502 >>38745815 How dare you compare the cute tanuki to that shitter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 02:47:15 2022 No.38758328 >>38728541 >turn 360 degrees >walk away umm anon you may want to check your math

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 04:54:42 2022 No.38759129 >>38758328 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 12:26:53 2022 No.38762313 File: 136 KB, 600x848, A40BDA5F-79F8-4869-B271-B4A30E84EAB0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38650167 Too much napping

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 12:38:37 2022 No.38762468 >>38762313 perfect, she slept so much that she became a daki herself

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 03:52:29 2022 No.38771486 File: 160 KB, 850x593, 1853468064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what do you think of cool hag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 07:29:13 2022 No.38773301 >>38771486 She's not cool at all, especially with how much of a joke she's become lately. But, you know who is cool Metal Sonic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 12:58:14 2022 No.38776641 >>38771486 She's a great wife, that's all I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 13:08:21 2022 No.38776785 File: 163 KB, 600x568, 44562525a5d0ab7c56c45dbaaec8cc2391ee7149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38773301 Kek fanon Yukarin becoming more and more her canon self

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 17:21:13 2022 No.38779500 File: 34 KB, 850x478, yuyukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 26 17:54:21 2022 No.38779815 File: 644 KB, 560x875, __yakumo_yukari_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_momendoufu__189217f7880d70cdf3305b90ac8c1d19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38639490 yuCUNNY yaCUNNO

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 00:28:31 2022 No.38782930 Why are these hags so gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 19:53:55 2022 No.38791753 >>38762313 I want to hug Yukari because she looks so soft!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 05:47:59 2022 No.38797067 File: 162 KB, 827x1043, 1645861566203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] angry hag

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:23:15 2022 No.38797407 >>38797067 Pouty hag demands attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 07:21:53 2022 No.38798001 >>38354153 yukari scares me, I think she thinks I require rape correction

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 21:02:31 2022 No.38806071 File: 151 KB, 675x1200, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_garan_co__503a21e8451ec4db9b8893278bc10002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38791753 Supremely soft and warm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:40:20 2022 No.38813997 File: 142 KB, 600x898, 1626979363233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38806071 Cuddling through the winter with Gappy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 18:44:58 2022 No.38815529 An anon is asking for suggestions for his Yukari drawfaggotry >>38815118

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 02:02:51 2022 No.38819067 File: 858 KB, 848x1200, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_nobori_ranzu__546fc1900d27b38e0f44317b664ac2ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:13:37 2022 No.38824589 >>38782930 No men want them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 20:30:14 2022 No.38826922 >>38824589 Well, I see plenty of Anons around here lusting after them...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:01:14 2022 No.38831927 >>38826922 Hags are hot and beautiful, if you don't want to lust after them then ur gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 22:28:40 2022 No.38839692 >>38826922 I want to turn Yukari into a happy baby factory, not merely lust

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 23:41:51 2022 No.38840278

>>38486946
They have a number of suspicious similiarities, which suggest they are the same person or at least very closely connected in some way.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Maribel_Hearn#Possibly_Relevant_Facts_to_the_Relationship_Between_Maribel_.26_Yukari

That being said, there's no official confirmation beyond ZUN mentioning Lafcadio Hearn (aka Koizumi Yakumo) by name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 00:02:31 2022 No.38840495 >>38498622 >maribel is proto-yukari >yukari is negative 30 years old even better

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 11:48:59 2022 No.38844877 File: 602 KB, 1000x850, Yakumo.Yukari.full.884408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 11:52:05 2022 No.38844903 >>38844877 Formal Yukari vs casual Yukari

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 03:28:16 2022 No.38853542 >>38844877 my wife / my waifu nice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 5 04:17:07 2022 No.38853983 Yukari is just sack of old sacks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 02:18:03 2022 No.38865369 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x1350, 1627648101491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38839692

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 6 16:36:27 2022 No.38873537 File: 1.71 MB, 2160x1215, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_nanase_nanami__c0e4b1910e47e98702184fbe371b81be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38839692 Yukari's response to that after the initial shock is up in the air

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 01:11:21 2022 No.38878827 File: 874 KB, 4096x2004, 1643004561174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl Mon Mar 7 06:47:38 2022 No.38881572 File: 953 KB, 888x1243, __yakumo_yukari_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_asada_ryou__33b77dce02169aceb9bef1c9117d6401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best woman there is. God, I want to have sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 12:03:09 2022 No.38883543 >>38881572 Take off that name and trip, redditor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 16:37:34 2022 No.38886129 >>38873537 I want Yukari to use me like a daki

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:32:19 2022 No.38887184 >>38354153

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:52:55 2022 No.38887358 I want this hag to bear my children

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 18:57:33 2022 No.38887397 File: 550 KB, 700x1150, 1644433137950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shy lady

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 19:06:59 2022 No.38887479 >>38873537 >Me? But... I...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 7 23:28:45 2022 No.38889431 >>38354153

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 8 16:59:37 2022 No.38898639 File: 2.53 MB, 2480x3507, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_morinosuke__591dccab73e5900a13f15991e7f9af7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38887358

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 05:21:01 2022 No.38904807 >>38887397 Nah she has a thick skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 9 20:41:49 2022 No.38912768 File: 965 KB, 900x1097, 1626847081872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 15:32:41 2022 No.38922615 File: 467 KB, 798x1113, Yakumo.Yukari.full.167773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 21:59:34 2022 No.38926392 File: 108 KB, 500x711, beatoyukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 10 22:02:15 2022 No.38926417 >>38355661 >>38403773 >>38462142 Yukari, i..

Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl Fri Mar 11 02:54:22 2022 No.38929135 [DELETED]

>>38883543
>redditor
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 19:28:47 2022 No.38936811 File: 956 KB, 1083x647, 1606087678853.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] goodbye yukari back to the senior citizen center you go.

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