Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

We're having sex with squid now.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221
Can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221
B-b-b-but I don't wanna have sex with squid!

[Anonymous No.]

god fucking damn it wanted to get back to something in the last thread and its gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349248
it wasn't a request, anon..... get in the water or i'll give you some iron shoes and cover u in kraken mana markers then toss u in the sea of hags

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[Anonymous No.]

i need help! I must find a away to stop incubizing so i can troll a vampire who thinks she can lord over me until i become "nobility worthy of marriage"

[Anonymous No.]

i still wanna break into a ball for monster nobles

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349248
What about having sex as squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349295
ok but they'll let you in

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349308
no, i wanna have to sneak in and climb in an open window, then stroll right in wearing sluttly clothes and acting like a cankerflower

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349248
that's why you squish them to get the upperhand

[Anonymous No.]

I was inspired by a green text prompt in the last thread to do some fapfic writing again for the first time in seven years.
And then I rapidly wrote myself I to a corner, because my reader-insert everyman protagonist is not anime-stupid but is wise to monster tricks, and so it is very difficult to write a scenario where he is convincingly seduced.
I had forgotten the peculiar suffering of the writefaggot, but it's all coming back to me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349341
I was with you until you mentioned dressing like a whore. Now I hope you get thrown out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349377
i was just showing my neck and my hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349391
And men wonder why monsters rape us. You should be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349402
its not my fault for those uptight monsters getting too hot and bothered

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349358
Just make it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349391
Disgusting. You are propagating the stereotypes that human men are irresponsible rape-bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349430
stop being such prudes! A man can wear whatever he wants, and deal with the consequences later, also a man can dress like he wants to be raped but not want to be. Monsters are too horny

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim-proof plan to rape humans right here

[Anonymous No.]

the wives are arguing again over who can fuck me tonight. what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349486
try a doppel potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349481
I hope he is OK :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349481
> Can molest anywhere she wants
> Opts for the back of the knee
Monstergirls, everybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349486
Try the shota potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349459
Stop being a tease. It's not fair to them, monsters have higher libidos than men. It's like putting a piece of meat in front of a dog and getting mad when it so much as salivates. Have a little compassion, and stop acting like a spoiled child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349506
don't kinkshame

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349512
are you trying to get me raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349513
nope, it is fun to make some go stupid or spill their spaghetti
>>38349538
it isn't rape if your married

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349506
That's his weak spot.
Even when they're molesting you, monsters want to make sure it's pleasurable for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349547
>it isn't rape if your married
I can't argue with that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349244
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349547
>likes to tempt monsters
>complains when he gets raped
This is why men don't deserve rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349574
I've only seen a couple screenshots, but I assume this scene consists of a Kraken explaining that she's going to rape you and why that's a good thing, followed by explaining why you will thank her for it, and then finally lovingly raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349512
I wanna take the potion and do shota roleplay of that doujin that inspired pomf pomf kimochi song with some hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349634
more like monsters need to stop taking the bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349634
cause they stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

men deserve to be pets to monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349637
all she needs is some powerpoints with acronyms, pie charts and graphs to complete the presentation and i'm seduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349481
it's the sort of scenario i think about when i read ghouls are always on the lookout for blowjob opportunities

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being raised by the monster you will eventually marry haha

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38349481
damn msgk .. needs rape correction !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349773
I don't have to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349773
Imagine raising the monster you will eventually marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349796
You know you've listened to too many lewd audios when the first thing you imagine on seeing this image is the fat *plap* *plap* *plap* noises they'd make against your thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349773
imagine getting raised by a bicorn haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349637
https://youtu.be/gqNWOPELwrA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349827
>Imagine raising the monster you will eventually marry

[Anonymous No.]

>Follows MGE canon
>Abs
>Warrior girl
>Doesn't need to give her a good fight or defeat her in combat to marry, you can marry her normally like most MGs
>Extremely protective or her husband
>Passionate

From the profile release message:
>Sebek is ready to pounce on you right now and enclose you in her incredibly strong arms to give you love!

Gigaterachad based MGE Russian fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349882

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[Anonymous No.]

you say monstergirls are wholesome but rape isn't very wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349914
rape is wholesome when new life is made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349906
>normal girl too shy to ask you out and you being too dense to do the same dies and comes back with a vengeance
>vengeance to fuck

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[Anonymous No.]

I have a strong desire to get drunk off homemade mead with the local beehive

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38349914
however

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350060
dum dog bout to get some use out of that company insurance

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a centaur childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349882

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350126
>>38350065
Need a girl to brutally rape and dominate me while calling me master.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38350222
i dont trust sneks with fruits

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90153909
Humans just can’t beat the tail-pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350161
classic genie move

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350274
aw frig dude, my levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350146
> Crocodiles
> Famous for their mouths
> "Can hold their breath for two hours"
> Mentions of oral sex: zero
The Tartar Yoke was too good for these people

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350238
You can always trust sneks, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350279
This is a suspicious Genie, I bet all her wishes come true, but with consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350238
Oh come now anon surely there's nothing to worry about when a snake offers you a fruit? When has that ever gone bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350316
nope, sneks without fruits i can trust, the ones with fruit are the moste evil, snek tempeted man and made him eat the fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350333
that was eve, dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350347
but i was taught in school that it was snek who did so, not eve

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350354
carry on, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350332
>tfw ywn have a cc grape snek gf who is absolutely a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350318
>>38350279
> Anon is determined to spend at least one wish for the good of mankind
> "I wish for an end to world hunger!"
> Genie let's out an exasperated sigh as she points at her chest
> "Whadda you think the last guy wished for?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350333
Nah, Satan was just doing his job as the adversary.
Eve is the one that failed the shit test and tricked Adam into indulging her bullshit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38350506
funni lookin snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350437
> Being the incarnation of all evil is fine as long as you claim it's a profession
This is "Instagram model" tier reasoning

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350332
>get given various snakes through out the day from a apophis, bunyip, medusa, basalisk, and shirohebi
>They are all drugged with their venom
>by taking them all at once they perfectly balance each other out
>anon still gets stomach ache from all the snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350437
doesnt the original translation not even reference a devil or satan, its just a snake being a dick apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350553
>eating snakes
bro......

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350553
it's not clear if they're all venomous.
it is more fun, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350565
I think he means "Given apples by snakes..."
Although eating each of them out is probably a more pleasant way of achieving the same effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350553
>lamias with the strongest venom are positively selected for over the course of evolution
>stronger venom = captive husband = more kids
>every generation of lamias is more potent than the last
>mammas are all proud of their "one drop" daughters, able to incapacitate a man with just a hint of venom
>every lamia family develops a "type" for their men, insisting that kind of man will give daughters with the strongest juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350392
Better get to milking then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350522
God literally lets him do it every time.
It's his job.
You're getting him mixed up with Lucifer, who is an entirely different guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350608
> every lamia family develops a "type" for their men, insisting that kind of man will give daughters with the strongest juice
I like to think that monsters have all sorts of old-wives superstitions about how to get stronk daughterus.
Something something emotions the man feels at the moment of ejaculation contributing to the kid's personality, so redcaps and ushis insist on getting impregnated by rage-fucks, dormice and weresheep try to make sure you don't wake even a little as they sleep-rape you, vampires and arachne setting up some sort of gothic horror rapeplay scenario so you cum while gibbering in terror

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>>38350731
When the portals open and I rush headfirst into mge land it's going to be impossible for me to feel terror. I imagine many such cases among other anons.
Come on, the scariest thing in mge is being afraid you'll fall in love with a girl that isn't your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

So the minotaur of the maze is the king’s daughter, that means if I knock her up I’m next in line for the throne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350758
Well yes, but currently she's in the maze because she's grounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350744
i wonder how many anons will escape the starter town without being married first.
maybe 5%?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350782
They're weak willed and desperate so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350744
I will level up so I can ponder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350744
Well, sure, but that's because we have meta information and author Q&A. In-universe, no-one is ever *quite* sure that a vamp waifu will lose control and literally bleed you to death. (At least, I hope not. I like fearboners)
>Come on, the scariest thing in mge is being afraid you'll fall in love with a girl that isn't your waifu.
Of course, once you fall in love with her, she *is* your waifu, so this is a logically self-negating scenario.

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[Anonymous No.]

>KC hasn't updated his game in over a year
>Last text update was nearly four months ago
I genuinely want to believe KC has done more than he showed, but man it's hard getting excited when he's just been stalling his regular updates,

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38350853
Treat it as a never ever and be pleasantly surprised when he adds 15 girls at once with a shitload of content.
If he only adds two more girls it's best just to ignore it because it's going to be years before it gets anywhere.
Frankly at this point I think he's just going to ignore it and never update. I think somewhere in the past six months he got it into his head that people are paying for bi monthly profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350846
Would a centaur not want me if I'm just 5'8?

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>>38350904
Real jockeys have to be fucking tiny, anon.
Centaurs are unironically best girl for manlets.
Also, if I remember my Steinbeck correctly:
> A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger than a man on foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350889
>somewhere in the past six months he got it into his head that people are paying for bi monthly profiles.
>still doesn't release 2 profiles a month
Is KC-sensei OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350931
I think that Steinbeck may have just been a horseaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350853
i'm waiting for poccii to drop the nun wing.
i have the mightiest of needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350942
bi-monthly means every other month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350962
biweekly and bimonthly are bullshit measurements.
it's not your fault but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350962
> Bisexual
> Do it with both genders
> Bimonthly
> Only do it with half of the months
Either you're wrong, or Anglos are stupid at language

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350981
Bisexual means you're only doing it half right

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350981
>bisexual
>right hole 50% of the time
I don't know anon, seems pretty airtight to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350990
But it's the right hole 3 out of 5 times unless the girl is a manticore, in which case it's 1 in 3. Or you can fuck up everything by counting slimes with their literally infinite holes.

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>>38350161
>>38350889
>Frankly at this point I think he's just going to ignore it and never update. I think somewhere in the past six months he got it into his head that people are paying for bi monthly profiles.

There would be zero reason to think that. He updates profiles anyway and Patreon offers zero input in the process.

To be frank, I think if KC engaged more with his paying community, he would get way more cash, could hire more people and things would go easier.

Seriously, how did monster girl island ended up making 30k per month and yet the most ancient biggest waifu MG setting apparently doesn't gather enough to pay for english translations and forced KC to put money from his wallet. He really needs a manager, he has massive potential but he just insists on doing everything alone and the Patreon offers little minus instant translations, If he made polls for the next MG or allowed fans to give input in the next MGs made or be able to decide the next MG that will be waifuable in the game, I think he would gather way more and would be able to hire people to help him in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351021
Mgi didn't have lolis and a metric tonne of shit that would make it reviled in the west. It was incredibly bland and normies go gaga for 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351021
it's his gift and his curse.
precious few can earn his trust to that extent

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350961
>i'm waiting for poccii to drop the nun wing.
Sauce me up if it’s anything like FoBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351032
What's even the point of wanting to fuck monsters if you're going to cuck out and only accept the most boring sanitized interpretation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351036
Just spam pictures of your waifu at him. He likes that as long as you drew them.

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>>38351021
>There would be zero reason to think that.
Apart from the fact that, y'know, there is 0 progress on the game for months and even the best case scenario is just adding a measly 2 more grills.
I love holsts as much as the next Oedipus, but come on, this game's been in development for like 10 years now and has approximately 50 minutes of content. Either his heart's not in it or he's so supremely incompetent at practical gamedev that it amounts to the same thing: eternal vapourware

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351039
https://twitter.com/Poccii890
laboratory wing gets extremely deviant but i like the rest well enough.
his previous game was pretty decent too, if the second portion a bit half baked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351079
Now in his defense we've no idea how much he'll add until he adds it. He's promising a vague soon date but I don't trust it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351053
there might be a slight difference between a liked picture and assisting game development

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351049
To normies s regular girl with cat ears is the peak of deviancy. Some even consider it a step too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349303
That will be just Dream of the Fisherman's Wife reenactment. Is this really that Hokusai intended?

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>>38351049
It's possible to be turned on by monstergirls and simultaneously turned off by loli. Perhaps it's socially conditioned, but that doesn't detract from the fact that I'll bear myself raw to snakegirls yet get boner-killed when they're drawn titless and neotonous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351087
>https://twitter.com/Poccii890
Oh I played this before, just didn’t recognize the author’s name, honestly the best parts of the game for me are the intro with ddr succ boss, and the lab shota part with the milk bots and the mermaid bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351032
>Mgi didn't have lolis and a metric tonne of shit that would make it reviled in the west.

Like anyone but SJWs would "revile" a game for this stuff. MGI had you fucking a femboy and the sharkgirl that already sexed you, do a 360° personality turn around and basically dump you and marry a dragonboy instead if you refuse to train and become a warrior. If MGI was not reviled for that shit, I doubt MGE would get reviled because of loli stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351079
The game's been in development since around 2019-10-28 06:07:00. KC has had that mock screenshot with the imp for like forever and I remember reading what were supposedly his ideas for a game back on MGU but it's not like he was actually working on it. There's a big difference between occasional idea guying while working on profiles and books and actually sitting down and writing for your game. I'm pretty sure he stated he didn't want to work on the game till he had at least 200 girls done. I'd love to have a completed first of the game in my hands too but let's not get crazy with how long this has taken.

Also hold up KC did game streams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673uZMIkS_4

[Anonymous No.]

F@
Goth
C@
T@s

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351180
>completed first
completed version. Fuck I'm dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351036
>precious few can earn his trust to that extent

I feel wholesome about the fact KC himself PMed on Twatter to invite me to join his sekrut twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351176
See, you just described a valid sexual orientation with a cute femboy, a strong woman, and then you go be s fucking pedophile.
He would be off patreon in an instant and actual monster girls are niche as hell. Not everybody wants to be a coat, only me.

[Anonymous No.]

Human men are children and should be adopted by Dragon momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351212
I would join you on a rack in an instant if the opportunity was offered to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351212
>strong woman
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351237
I'm not going to let some quadruple-digit aged lizard tell me I'm a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351269
That’s exactly the sort of being who has full right to call you such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351276
I refuse to be judged by another species' standards especially greedy firebreathing hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351308
Good thing Wurms aren't greedy firebreathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351319
No, they're dumb rockeaters. That's almost worse, but at least they're not so stuck up they die alone with enough frequency for their virginal corpses to get their own encyclopedia entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351331
That's nice now submit to your scaly overmoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351269
Good, get an elf instead.

[Anonymous No.]

KC confirmed on Twitter that MGs don't use anticonceptives, ever. You are going to have all the children God gives you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351344
Not a chance and I'm not eating my vegetables, either. I'm gonna go hang out with that cool pyrow down the street! She's my bestcompletelyplatonic friend!

[Anonymous No.]

Dog earing pools to piss of the griffon librarian! Entertaining the building with a drink make her owl assistant's eye twitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351237
>adult male forcibly adopted by wurm
>she tries but anon is basically taking care of her instead of the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351350
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351354
Oh noooooo how terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351362
Books, it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351354
Counterpoint: God himself couldn't stop me from spraying countless babies all over these tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>i will never wake up to cheshire wife softly purring into my ear, wrapped around me in a full body hug
its one of those days anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351354
I'm wearing a condom for the fun that can be had and they can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351344
I'm getting a griffon to keep the lizards away

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351344
Oh awesome she made cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351354
>>38351388
Just tell Succubus you want to give her "a skirt" and "horn decorations".

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351331
>die alone with enough frequency for their virginal corpses to get their own encyclopedia entry.
Kek
Mere female lizards btfo

[Anonymous No.]

Going through KCs website and looking through the use story section really makes me curious how much it costs to get fanfiction translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351378
Exactly. Monster contraceptives is their love of getting paizuri'd / throatfucked / bukkake'd / tailpussy'd.
Of course, when you've got a slime waifu, every drop of protein that hits her anywhere gets you that many cc's closer to daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>>38324767
>CC unagi jorou tries to bait anon into the rape cave
>she offers him a SNES
It has donkey kong

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351525
I can't be the only one that would work on. New games are garbage, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351079
>and even the best case scenario is just adding a measly 2 more grills.
I'm pretty sure it's going to be at least 3 girls (Holst, Alrune and Werewolf) because everytime he showed a girl that wouldn't show up the new version he said so. And considering he also said he didn't want to spoil all the girls it's probaly it'll be more than three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351552
>the new version
meant to say "in the next version".

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Oedipus. You would have loved hot and horny milfs in your area and sphinxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351552
One loli per update please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351354
Good, that stuff poisons both the girl and the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351563
dude
Oedipus tore his how eyes out and ran screaming into the forest when he was told the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351603
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351603
Yeah, pretty fucked up that the fuck your mom complex got named after a guy famed for putting all his effort into not fucking his mom and ripping his eyes out when it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351599
But what if the freaking chemicals in the water turned the frogs freaking bisexual instead of gay and resulted in larger harems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351180
>The game's been in development since around 2019-10-28 06:07:00
Ah yes, the "game development only starts on the first code commit, the planning and design stages do not exist" school of thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351613
Shoulda called it the Freud complex.

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>>38351614
I had an argument about that with someone the other day, we ended up consulting the original paper: what actually happened is the frogs don't turn gay or bi, but rather, hermaphrodites.
You want futa mgs, anon? 'Cos that's how you get futa mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

A lilim told me to find the bluebird of happiness.
It's a task. First of three.
I don't know what the other two are yet, she'll tell me.
If I complete all three, I'll be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351633
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you escape when Kikis revolt and decide to seize the means of reproduction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351614
God I love this toad so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351654
Sieze them back. Your kiki belongs to (You) and is your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351654
I just grab deez nuts. Instant victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351654
I put her cleaning supplies on the tall shelf where she can't reach

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351654
Jokes on you. I will insist that Kiki seize the means of reproduction every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351615
Anon, please. I did talk about that. A game's obviously been a thing he's wanted for a long time now but as far as I know there's no proof he's seriously worked on till around his announcement that he was now seriously working on it. Having an idea for a thing 10 years ago doesn't really mean much until you start trying to make that idea something more than just. What you're actually capable of doing, what you really want from your game, all manner of things can change once you go from simply daydreaming to making it a reality. Hell, the imp screenshot from way back when looked like a traditional Dragon Quest fight with a 4 person party. The imp fight we have now is considerably different than that. Of course planning is important but sitting on your plan for 10 years doesn't mean you're actually doing anything. Trust me I'm an experienced game developer I've made several shitty RPG Maker games that suck ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351744
> There's a big difference between occasional idea guying while working on profiles and books and actually sitting down and writing for your game.
You're making a big assumption that he was half-assing it before 2019 but then from the moment he did a commit he's been whole-assing. Who knows, maybe he spent more hours a day on design ~2013-2019 than he has on code 2019-2022? Given that his apparent interests and expertise are artist first and coder way, way, way second, that should probably be the default supposition.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know of any Nurarihyon fics?
I need them for... reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351378
>>38351494

That might work a few times but once she's on to your tricks she's going to put you into a leg lock from which there is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a heads up, subject 10 has breached containment again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351975
>Tricks
Huh? I just genuinely enjoy ejaculating in monster mouthpussies, titpussies and handpussies. If it's an issue I guess can finish in her pussy pussy, but I need to use every part of my wife for sexual pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351945
Iron beast made one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352008
You can put your cum in other places while she's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351945
This but loli nurarihyon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352002
Just put a scared shota in the chamber again and turn on the intercom, his cries for mommy will lure her back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351798
I wish I could say KC was dedicating the entirety of his ass to this project, but a single 10 minute long demo, as much fun as it was, is a bad look. Still, I've been waiting since that imp pic so I'll continue waiting. I'll just play other MG games in the meantime like Sequel Kludge right now and Re:BF when it comes out presumably sooner than the next MGE RPG release.

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>>38352125
I won't use some poor kid as bait, I'll lure her in myself, a sacrifice for the greater good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352142
I tried the Sequel games but they seemed to have an extremely skewed game:porn ratio. When you get maybe one booba per hour of generic RPG grinding I feel I might as well not bother.
Breeders of the Nephylm gets it right I think - impregnating monstergirls is the core gameplay, rather than an occasional CG tacked on to a Dragon Quest clone. Shame it's gone the way of all Patreon games, somehow farming tens of thousands of dollars a month despite never updating.

[Anonymous No.]

Women's place is in bedroom, remember that lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350846
I watched a shad video about what weapon is the best for centaurs and he said its unironically a human riding on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352235
Maybe the real weapon was the husbands we raped along the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352214
A mere rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352214
Men's place is in kitchen

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>>38352212
I never tried Breeders of the Nephylm because the graphics filtered me, but if I was going to recommend a game just for the sex it would be Desire Dungeon. It's a battle fuck and the dungeon is literally a straight line that you go down. A neat thing about it is that the different monsters you fight are individuals and you'll steadily build a relationship with them the more you encounter them. It's still pretty basic and there's no harem ending so you'll end up with only one monster at the end if that's a problem but it's a cute game.

I'd also usually recommend Lulu Farea and its sequel, but those games do make you work for the porn. The gameplay is fun though, it's a resource management puzzle game where you have to carefully use a finite number of keys, potions, and even inn trips to clear a dungeon. The RPG battles aren't really actual battles and more just another part of the puzzle. Also the story is fun.

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>>38352251
Rape is getting pressganged, how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352335
go back to 4mon, slut

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352335
>eating in current year
I come back from work and sustain myself from wife's mana. The only use I have for kitchen is bending her over the counter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352380
Going to all that effort to impress a loli only to get that. Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352214
>>38352389
this anon is prime gangrape bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352389
>working in the current year

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>>38352251
A weapon to surpass even Metal Gear.

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>>38352380
nah, magic is.....kinda gey

[Anonymous No.]

Long skwerl.

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>>38352442
Can't get gangrapped if that stupid flying Molly is hogging my entire dick in her tail all day, with conviniently placed portal in my pants.
>>38352453
Gotta stay on the grind, keep my eyes on the bag, get dough for the gym and guns and new clothes and jewelry for the missus.

[Anonymous No.]

respect the nobility

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>>38352441
Personally I wouldn't bother with lolis in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to cast a spell of illusion to make myself look like a plush version of me with the sign "hug me" then sit in the build -a-bogey workshop window

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to call fat titty angels cows and no can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

I will divorce my monster wife so we can be fuckbuddies instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352699
there is no divorce in monster langauge or culture. All you gonna get is a confused head tilt followed by a spanking for suggesting such stupidity

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352736
She would cry if she thought you didn't love her. Luckily you don't get a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352736
Spanking!?!? Why so mean, just trying to share human culture with them, it coulda been fun. Goes to show you should never share any ideas with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352830
a divorce will sound like a permanent breakup, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352825
Ranking up Diplomacy to 100

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>>38352838
So it needs a rebranding for a proper sales pitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352866
>Hey babe, I wanna be something less than husband and wife
how the fuck you gonna spin that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352878
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, which we need because I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352894
so you looking to get rape corrcection yourself? Cause that is how you get it

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of a simple romance
Like meeting a minotaur at the park daily
Or
Getting to know a vaimpire during the lunch hour as the sun is shining but you are her the "bright spot" of her day

[Anonymous No.]

Is hell such a really bad place if the women are like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRL1hGPOUTo

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352878
“Hey how about we be together without the pretense of marriage, i like you for you and i dont think we need to use such limiting labels on what you and me got going on right?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352956
now that works better

[Anonymous No.]

lets speak about what you can find in the black market of MGC. What contraband and illicit drugs can you find?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353304
Male contraceptives.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353340
how much, and how can I know it aint just a honeypot

[Anonymous No.]

pregnant memecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353390
>honey, can u remove the bread?
>NO, IT STAYS ON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38352699
>fuckbuddies
Pyrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353390
She looks inbred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353460
thats just bongland genetics

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>>38353352
>ukraine gets invaded, nuclear fallout
>all is lost, you feel your body melting like that guy the japanese studied.
>in your last breath, you feel a monster girl stick it in.
Better hope it's your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353390
that'd be pretty funny haha

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>>38350311
oral with a croc or a gator is daynegous. they'v got the jaws that can bite with 16 kilo-Newtons, and with their sharp teeth added in, any sudden twitch amidst throes of pleasure means kissing your meat goodbye. funnily enough, their mouth-opening muscles are extremely weak to compensate for the closing strength, so if you want safe kisses you can just hold her head and hold her jaw and smooch away as much as you want.

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>>38353604
Hope you brought plenty of stimpaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353390
How pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353679
>daynegous
You make Ms. Haku, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353679
>daynegous
You make Ms. Haku drink heavily, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353844
Miss Haku needs to liten up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353874
>Ms. Haku was later about to drink 99% rubbing alcohol before being stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353903
Give her a glass of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>38353844
Critics are a diamond dozen these days.

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>>38353903
Miss Haku needs a vacation on a farm, she'd be dressed nice and skimpy in cowprint. Her only contact with anything sophisticated would be pirated classical music played in the barn to increase the milk production. Her only activities would include hanging out with milky Holsts, Minos and Ushis there, getting milked by farmer Anon's strong and rough, but gentle hands, and mooing happily.
This would load her batteries up and take her mind away from the bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354025
>diamond dozen
It's a dime a dozen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354048
She really needs to lose 'n up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354073
And you wonder why you flunked out of school, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Haku, people take these cows seriously?!

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>>38354140

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>>38354098
School didn't teach me nothing anyway.

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>>38354140
>>38354152
those are very big wells of knowledge, I wonder.... can I get smart if I drink from them when she's asleep
>>38354158
>didn't teach me nothing
so it did teach you something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354140
>>38354152
God, I need to fit this entire tiddy in my mouth, even if it kills me.
I need massive fucking monster boobie in my throat. I refuse to calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

Waking up in the strong arms of a Yeti...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354206

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>>38354231
Big muscles for big hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

Cruel is the fate, in which I can't just gobble up entire monstrous titty and happily suck on the entirety of it for hours and hours.
Flat is justice too, I could trace my tongue over those sensitive nubs, and suck mosquito bite nipples of an embarrassed monster, who loves it too much to push me away.

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>>38354239
That's the good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354041
Can I work as a farmhand there?

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis with muscles are scary i dont want her to hug me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354309
how about xl extra thicc yeti with pudge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354329
How about the best of both worlds with a strongfat Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354329
Would hug her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354305
Sure, "happy moo" farm is always hiring!

[Anonymous No.]

I really love my centaur wife and centaur daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

why did I listen to the voice on the phone and go to the kiki mafia hq?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354309
I'll distract her saying I'm cold so you can get away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354506
Thank you for your service brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354439
Centaur lolis are probably top cuteness in a non sexual way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354548
What about mofucores?

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, fellow Orderites! I had the worst dream last night. It started off with a nursing handjob from a human woman, though I had to guide her hand to my penis, and when even when she got the hint she wasn't very skilled. Moved on to something much more exciting, suspended congress sex. However, when I asked her if I could release my seed inside her, as any gentlemen of the Order would do, she said "no, it's not safe today." I asked if I could release in her mouth and she said "ew." So I asked if I could at least finish on her stomach and she said "no, gross." After that the mood was ruined and I ended up not finishing at all. Anyways, I think a Nightmare is trying to turn me away from pure human women, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221
This is what you hear in a Dark/Extremist Demon Realm that treats human men as pets and playthings. All while treating regular humans as second-class citizens:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlId_Cg-8bY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354740
This is clearly monster induced degeneracy, the only allowed sexual position is missionary. Handjobs and other non vaginal sexual acts are heretical and forbidden. Seak help from the local chapel.
>>38354764
Too much thread memes, man. No one treats humans as pets except Amazons and Delves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354548
Shetland centaurs with thick Scottish accents who can pull fully loaded mine carts despite only being 4 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354764
I'm pretty sure the extremist demons are just the ones that aren't too lazy to get out of bed.
The closest thing the monsters have to a cohesive force is anubii too busy building autism pyramids for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning anons, here with a daily reminder that vamps are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354709
I've not seen any loli manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354740
You should see a new local priest who moved in just yesterday. I bet she can tend to your spiritual needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354811
>clearly monster induced degeneracy
>Seak help from the local chapel.
I suspect as much, I shall head to the nearest at once!
>>38354952
I've met her, she's really nice! I do find it odd that the snake she keeps as a pet never comes out, I've never even really seen it, aside from the motions it makes under her dress. Also, her nun hat is really large. Like, much bigger than any other cleric's hat I've seen. She must have a lot of hair under there.
Anyways, I'll be off, thanks for the advice, I'm sure Cleric-san can correct my perverted mind!

[Anonymous No.]

Do I have to go to school to become a professional snake breeder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355075
I'm a self taught Manticore venom addict and tailpussy worshipper and I'm well regarded and highly known, competent specialist in my field.
Education is a meme, just work hard and follow your heart (dick).

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221
Beware of small foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355182
I'm not scared of some dumb, stinky brat!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221

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>>38349221

[Anonymous No.]

>men need to know their place!
>their place >>38355307

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221

[Anonymous No.]

mg4tn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355231
horss

[Anonymous No.]

how do we convince Order Ace Anon to defect?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355605
give him an automaton hyper manoeuvrability fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351630
She's already yours.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there high class arenas in MGC that I can take a salamander to as a date instead of a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355629
Anon no! pairing a pilot with an automaton can only end in tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355665
what's the worse that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355599
>frontpussy for nice, cuddly sex
>horspussy for hardcore impregnation pounding
> horsbutt for surprise anal at unexpected times
Taur-types are the best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355691
>Ace Anon and his automaton plane are the ultimate team
>perfectly in sync, no one can hope to outmatch them in the skies
>Order rump state makes one final attempt to retake the world
>is now in a possession of a truly terrifying super weapon
>the pair battle their way across the country, dismantling the Order war machine
>but they arrive at the super weapon too late
>both know there's only one way to stop the firing sequence now
>they'll do it together, like they always have
>as they make their final approach Anon realises he's lost control of the plane
>demands to know what she's doing
>she tells him she loves him
>ejects him
>Anon can only watch as she flies straight into the weapon's heart, destroying it from within
>only a tiny part of her would be recovered
>Anon buries it with a ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355659
Medival times dinner AND tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355856
anon why

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355856
He’s gonna feel really silly for that last bit when she Iron Giants herself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I only like monsters that are /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355856
delete this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355934

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>>38355934
i dont trust foxes with firearms

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355831
gey and cringe
>ace anon destroys the super weapon from the inside, running from the explosion that is engulfing the super weapom
>his robutt wife takes im out just in the nick of time
>He gets a bit of steel in the hip tho. >Recovers and walks with a limp but has 20 robutt kids in the countryside with his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355976
when do you trust foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356008
What does that have to do with grapesnek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356017
always trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356053

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356038
Grapesnake wants the superweapon to use against the pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356038
>Anon visits winter town with his snake wives
> Spends the entire time in a snake ball because they are too cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355965
That Springfield rifle is a piece of abstract art.
There's no firing pin, a half finished trigger guard, and the look of the whole thing looks sorta silly. I hope there's at least a bolt on the other side and it's just being obscured.
Still like the idea of Springfield as a cursed/blessed rifle though

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356070
well first she'll need to get past the laser pyramid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349358
>very difficult to write a scenario where he is convincingly seduced.
Just have him give in to the seduction when it's a monstergirl he likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356099
Miss Anubis please the kingdom is nearly bankrupt, we can't afford another mega project

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356099
That's what the cybersphinx is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350332
>Oh come now anon surely there's nothing to worry about when a snake offers you a fruit? When has that ever gone bad?
Bro if it wasn't for sneks offering fruits, we'd all be chilling in Heaven having a good old time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356128
>literally evolved to deal with our throwing arms and bipedalness
>got us kicked out of paradise
how deep does the snake pit go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38355856
>the tiny part that was recovered is actually her Core/Black Box, using it the gremlin techs could restore and rebuild her entirely
>instead of building another aircraft, since the war is over they put her into a humanoid body with all the top specs and a free customization package included
and so, pilot Anon and his jet-wife lived together happily ever after. good end.
also why couldn't they just shoot the thing to stop the firing sequence? why is self-sacrifice necessary? logically-thinking automatons will never act like this, 0/10 immersion ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356123
>anubis gives you this look
>the funds for the new satellite-based weapon system have already been allocated

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356123
>>38356182
>pharaoh hides behind her throne and watches in horror as court Anubis chokes out advisor anon whilst demanding the kingdom build another multi-billion silver project

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356099
The laser pyramid is still under construction, please invade at a later date
Thank You

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356008
>>38356038
sorri, going fast makes the mind go doen the shitter meant for>>38355856

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356124
oh yeah? just wait till the mechasnake comes online!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356128
>angels fall from heaven so they can see their little brother
kind of wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350138
https://youtu.be/FFDYuO53BUk

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to make 20 billion slime kids with my slime wife

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want to see an Apophis dressed up as Cobra Commander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356268
hey me too

[Anonymous No.]

>new Apophis lewd on Danbooru
>awesome
>read tags
>MFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356196
nope, I pull out a demon silver pistol and then bring her to the lego pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356268
But can you have a male son with a slime wife, are you just gonna see the fetus growing in the goo

[Anonymous No.]

Every attempt I ever made to emulate kcs art has failed. The man truly is a master of the loli form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356298
Cursed, aint it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356338
Perfect time to convince her to start wearing clothes in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356338
Y'know I had the same kind of question. But what you said is probably right, I mean it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

Max level hero prodigy returns to the starter town and marries a low level monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356392
What color would an undead Apophis be?

[Anonymous No.]

why is it always pink mist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356448
Pink=Eros
Mist=pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>38354872
>no wings
Into the dhampir bin she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356449
Hot pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356525
>gyrau apophis with pink skin
>undead gyaru apophis with pink skin
I am erect

[Anonymous No.]

Frankenstein girls would have a daddy complex and you can't prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356569
That is a fat worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356557
Is this some sort of fate meme?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356593
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to Frankenstein, A Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356593
Definitely a reference to the story, but I'm not ruling out possible fate shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most frightening monster to be pursued by?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
Lilim or apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356618
It's a Frankenstein joke, I've never understood what fate is and at this point I refuse to learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356593
Holy fuck do I hate fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356683
Go on a boat. Sandworms can't swim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna marry a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
Slime or Ghost, since physical barriers aren't an issue for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356699
Something tells me MGE sandworms will have little problem traversing through water, especially if it's just some desert oasis or river

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356699

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356745
Isn't water poisonous to Sandworns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356448
>Hero anon: accidentally activating the third trap in the dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356593
nah. never read frankenstein, but i know he was a really shit dad to his boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
a momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356699
>Sandworm can't swim after you
>folds space so your boat ends up on land
Fugg

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356805
sandworms dont know magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356761
That's not what the profile says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356816
Says you! My wife's studying to be a mage, I know she can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356784
>Accidentally
Nah, hes just addicted to huffing the pink mist at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356816
Spice comes out their butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356831
What are the eyes on the shell for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
Dormouse.
>Coming home one night, you see a dormouse sleeping on a bench outside
>Swear you keep seeing the same dormouse sleeping on different benches, always in front of you, in plain view, as if she was teleporting
>Finally reach your home, you think you see her sleeping in your neighbor's car
>You do a double take, no she's sleeping in YOUR car, even though just moments ago you grabbed your bag and she wasn't in there
>Quickly unlock your door, run inside, and lock your door behind you.
>Let out a sigh of relief
>All seems calm and right
>Go to your bedroom, everything's in proper order
>Get undressed in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and head off to bed
>Close your door behind you
>Turn around
>BAMMMM
>Jump scared by a dormouse
>Black out
>Wake up next morning with a cute, sleep mouse snuggled up against you
>Your pants are off, your penis pressing up against her
>Upon close inspection it appears some crusty residue is on her cheek
>What you can only assume is your seed, given the smirk on her sleeping face

The silent chases are the scariest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356816
He has talked about how some can learn Anthropomorphosis or shrink their body to take a lamia like form. I assume powerful individuals could learn more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356856
Intimidating predators like Roc birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
The holstuar waitress with a crush on you after you spill ketchup on your white shirt

[Anonymous No.]

Look out, a 17 year old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356644
why would I be afraid of a woman? kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356916
>tfw your auntster transferred into your class again, along with all the old ladies from your street

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356816
max-level sandworms can dig through space and time

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356916
I want to listen to Everywhere at The End of Time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356933
>they transferred because they wanted to molest anon
>anon instead becomes their bully by groping their pudge and teasing them about their age
>can’t even rape him right because they run out of breath or throw out their hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356983
I like her outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356983
Those legs are hot. Brb gonna go neck myself to be with wisp-chan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i dont understand what does she mean when she says this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357046
It's a euphemism for the geopolitical situation in the south china sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357046
She's telling you to stick it in her butt

[Anonymous No.]

Brush fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357078
>"No! Brush mine first!"

[Anonymous No.]

smug lolis
T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357114
Kiki tails are far superior to fox tails, prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357004
>Anon always teases them and often gets them so riled that they rape him but end up coming too early making anon finish the job while calling them quick shots

[Anonymous No.]

I desire aggressive yet comforting cuddling from a mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357004
>They are model students while anon is a bonafided DQN

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357144
do you have the full image friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357068
And then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357159
>they try to ambush him in the locker room
>insta loss
>try to corner him under the stairs
>insta loss
>gang up on him after school
>insta loss and taken home for more breeding
When will these 17 year olds learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357306
rotate it 90 degrees

[Anonymous No.]

They don't poop poop. They poop shaved ice. And depending on what fruit you feed them, it'll change the flavor of it. Also be sure to feed them sugar, so it's sweet!

And of course, if you feed them milk and chocolate, you can get chocolate ice cream from their buttholes! Likewise, you can change the flavor by feeding them different flavorings.

[Anonymous No.]

ew, take your poopoo fetish elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>38356916
Can she move, so I can see her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357340
Fuck off retard
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357351
>He doesn't want a wife that doubles as a soft-serve, ice cream machine.
Not gonna make it, bud. You're not gonna make it.

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>>38357350
Don't be obstinate! Behold her in all her glory!

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>>38357365
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

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>>38357340
>>38357364
I'm just reminded of that transition from Me, Myself, and Irene.

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>>38357365
>in all her lard
FTFY

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>38357340
>38357364
>38357377
Impressive all the cancer just appears at once

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>>38356916
but how are we measuring said years, 100s of them?

[Anonymous No.]

I am obsessed with yandere monster girls.
If I ever married one, I'd be more possessive and crazy about her than she could possibly ever be towards me

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>>38357236
https://files.catbox.moe/allyro.png

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>>38357420
Is it possible to out yandere a yandere MG?

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>>38357158
Can kiki tails do this?

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>>38357420
>>38357438
Not MG, but still relevant.
https://youtu.be/NpGVdAH0sEI

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>>38357438
>he doesn't know from personal experience
Anon? Do we need to have a talk? You need to be more obsessive over your wife

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of ninja foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Childhood friend salamander start not-so-subtlety send anon work out ideas and "how to beat lizard type girls in a fight" articles
>Anon still haven't caught on and think she's just concerned about his health

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>>38357437
Why thank you

[Anonymous No.]

So, how much does it cost to put out a hit a on myself with a Kunoichi clan?

[Anonymous No.]

Every day until you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Volkssturm Lizard Yukari

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>>38357486
give me a call at husbando distributors and I'll dress you up, clean ya, give ya bit of money and hogtie you and toss you to a kunonichi clan for free

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>>38357543
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Edgy bunny.

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>>38357767
She's upset anon said they are out of cherries

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>>38357684

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>>38357767
I bet she doesn't say anything much, but will thump her foot when she wants headpats from Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUf_t65exQ0

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>>38357818
Classic bunny behavior they can be very needy and whiny

[Anonymous No.]

I will make passionate love to my centaur childhood friend soon to be centaur wife on our wedding night

[Anonymous No.]

By the most expesive thing a tanuki has
and the pay for it in bronze coins

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[Anonymous No.]

Always warn your monsterfu if you're gonna pull out instead of dumping inside her cunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357909
Put on the silly focks mask.

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>>38357899
nah, i'll just steal and pay her in exposure

[Anonymous No.]

Select your opponent!

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>>38357899
>Buy the most expensive thing a tanuki has
But that's me. And I don't have that kind of money. If I did I wouldn't be here.

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>>38357926
The dual wielder for me. I'll test my chain and sickle against her.

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>>38357926
She gets progressively more angry with each one. But if I had to pick, #2

[Anonymous No.]

The life of a celebrity monster is stress-inducing. It's no wonder their husbands are committed sex slaves capable of enduing very violent rapings to let go of their wives tensions.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a Stinger missile lock onto a dragon?

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>>38357926
The one with the big, slow greatsword. I'm sure to win because my speed is superio-

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>>38357991
She has a headband, you were doomed from the start

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>>38357813
mmm aztec tiddies

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>>38357767
>bunny tries to be edgy cause of her internet friends
>keeps failing to hide her smile and laugh because anon is too dere dere
Remember anons, if affection doesn’t fix chunnis, bullying them will

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>>38357144
>smug lolis
>T o T
Damn female kid monsters, asking to get dicked into MERE female kid monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38357926
all of them, I'll just go get my unga stick

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[Anonymous No.]

The new CEO is such a pain.

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>>38358080

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>>38358099
>male orc

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>>38356298
What it looks fine just an apophis getting put in her place-
>corpse
Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38358036
こどものまんこは綺麗な気がする

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>>38358157
What does that expression say?

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>>38358152
Don't be racist against undead.

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>>38358022
A legitimate way to get grumpy buns to bond and be happy is to out them both in a box so tight they are squished together and can't really move or fight. Only for a few minutes at a time though. Remember anon if your bun wife is having a chunni phase just lock yourself in a closet with her

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>>38358203
They don’t just… bite each other?

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>>38358203
>lock yourself in a small closet with chunni bun
>she insta heart pupils
>i_am_not_smart.png
I guess that is a way to make her smile

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>>38358157
Oh yeah that was a pretty funny post too.

[Anonymous No.]

Big goat.

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>>38358303
ma'am those are not clothes

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>>38358303
I need to stuff my head between those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38358307
What are they then?

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>>38358369
Good morning Nuki! Let's get that bread!

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>>38358242
You put them in tight and facing away from each other, might put a light mesh inbetween them if one is way too aggressive

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>>38358099
How many times can he recycle the exact same joke?

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>>38357979
Well I don't know how stinger works. But my guess is that it's not only targeting heat signatures, or they would go straight in the direction of the sun, but they are also prone to targeting flares if I recall. So my guess is that dragon in human form would be quite safe, if she is not overly hot and doesn't have a lot of stray coins in her scales.

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>>38358450
If it ain't broke don't fix it

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>>38358453
>a filthy dragon is covered in coins and coin juices
weird

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I can't have sex with sabbath girls, my penis is too big.

[Anonymous No.]

All this bunny talk from Bunnon makes me wanna get some buns as pets, but I wouldn't have time for them with all the work and shiz.

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I can't fucking sleep I close my eyes and think of her

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>>38358478
I almost fell for this

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So when assuming non-MGE monster girls getting isekaied in MGE world, should they keep their species and just have it gain property of MGE equivalent or they should be able to get another species power if they came to contact with it? Like non-MGE Lamia getting additional succubus template for example.

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>>38358236
Lovely lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38358478
Stylish snek

[Anonymous No.]

Legend says that if you are sent to a Kiki Gulag, you will gain 20 pounds in weight! How is this possible?

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>>38358470
>Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still-immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure.
That's not how MGE works.

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>>38358538
It's all muscle. Healthy food + intense workout.

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>'sup nerd

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>>38358517
They should keep their own unique design, unless it contradicts MGE (like poisonous stingers would become tailpussies, horns would become blowjob handlebars and so on).

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>>38358596
That’s not proper school attire

[Anonymous No.]

What religion do robutts worship?

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>>38358596
Y-you too.

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>>38358596
what you want? Another fingering?

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>>38358453
The newer versions use both infrared and ultraviolet to lock on. I think it would be able to hit a full-size dragon but the warhead is quite small and a dragon is a lot tougher than a helicopter so I don't think it would bother her much.

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>>38358603
>contradicts MGE
>poisonous stingers would become tailpussies
Anon, please. You know very well how poison and venom works in MGE.

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>>38358640
tailpussies are great though. So primal and exotic.

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>>38358640
>date with her at night
>she glows
cool!

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Since KC has confirmed reincarnation and relationships lasting beyond in ( funnily enough as a way to justify mom son incest) I think undead mgs with husband's that for whatever reason chose to not become undead would be spending a lot of time hunting the same guy down over and over again

> Be immortal vampire, husband has past away
> That's fine because every time this happens within 8-18 years his reincarnation attempts to "slay the evil countess"
>Sometimes she skips the steps and just locates him herself as a kid.
>Vampire and dhampir daughters accept this and insist on calling him daddy

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I love my zombie dragon daughter!

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>>38358715
Maybe we were all formerly living with monster girls and the dotr will just be them searching for us.

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>>38358724
Daaw, she borrowed a marshmallow cat! I'd tell her to be careful with him but I'm pretty sure they're indestructible.

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>>38358700
Anon dating a CIA agent!

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>>38358766
Yo, what the fuck, the scorpions were feddies are along!

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>>38358715
Honestly, a wife who reincarnates to a new species sounds fun. Spice up the love life every lifetime.
>her personality also goes through a bit of a change to match her new species
>previously she was a proud, noble dragon
>next life she reincarnates as a shy mouse
>tease her mercilessly for it
>where's all your pride and power now, while I'm fucking you like the little sub you are?
>next life she gets reincarnated as a minotaur, and you get back what you dished out tenfold

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>>38358724
Lichfag's daughters are responsible kids, marshmallow cat would be safe with them even if it wasn't so sturdy.

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>>38349827
>>38349773
Imagine being raised by the monster you will marry and spend the rest of your days in mourning after their passing so you marry every monster you raised alongside her to fill the whole in your heart

[Anonymous No.]

It's too cold at night to be expected to sleep without a big puffy harpy to keep me warm

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>You were a dead man. The monster was going to claim your soul tonight, you were sure.
>You'd seen how emotional these women get over seemingly SIMPLE things.
"Shit, shit, shit."
>You stomp in a circle around your couch, scheming up a storm to get out of this alive.
>Yet, she seems familiar somehow...

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>>38358450
quite a lot, clearly.

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>>38358859
Was supposed to be a reply to >>38358715

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you want your waifu to mark you?

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>>38358800
like the idea of the mind being one body behind on the reincarnation cycle
>Big powerful dragon that just wants to swim and be in water as much as she can
>little doormouse that has pile of copper coins and the pride to match
>overly muscular minotaur that is shy and doesn't realize her size, making her bump into things
>smug fag cat that just wants to listen to country music while lifting weights
>pure breed noble centaur that just wants to mess with people while laughing with that awful equine laugh at her own jokes

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>>38358724
How’s her grades been Lich Anon?

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Hellhound is beating the crap out of an order radical that tried to sword you. How do you react?
>A) stop her, tell her that is enough and take her away
>B) Have a talk with her at home, thanking her but telling her she needs to control her anger
>C) Get horny and mate with her immediately after the fact
>D) Combination of the above

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>>38358715
i'd always wear a certain mask on me so my wife can find me easily, also I'd dress slutty but only in a certain way

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>>38359045
This must be that "old money" I've heard so much about.

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>>38359095
A, not his fault he's brainwashed

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>>38358543
You don't understand. His penis is TOO BIG. His penis is so TOO BIG that it's even uncomfortable for giantesses. A poor sabbath girl couldn't possible stretch her pussy wide enough for Anon's Mongolian death worm cock to even so much as stick the tip in. The poor man has a massive problem that severely debilitates him every single day and he deserves our sympathy.

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>>38359119
Based,

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always allow your canine wife to awoo during sex, it is very important to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359147
I don't want the neighbors to complain about the noise so I'll smooch her before she can

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>>38359120
The incubi magic will fix the big dick problem. And if it's too big for the first fuck she'll just infect you with the magic via dry humping your cock.

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>>38359147
I would tease them about repressing the urge to howl at the moon.

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>>38359163
Let the neighbors know

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>>38359147
>allow
>Heckhound wife
>implying I have a choice

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>>38359163
Let her awoo into your open mouth and down your throat.

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KC stated in a tweet that, from what I could understood, says MGE is not into M (masochism):

魔物娘図鑑は多分M性癖ジャンルではないと思うので、同じ人外やサキュバス好きの方でもバシッとM性癖の方にはコレチガウとなるのではないでしょうかと突然

I really don't know what to think of this and I think this might be a legit case of "hugbox gone too far". Because it could eliminate ideas like your waifu feral marking you with a scratch or bite or being slapped around a bit by your Ogre wife and then being sexed by her. Or having some bruising after your strong Dragon or Hellhound waifu squeezed you particularily hard.

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>>38359147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KYPQQH5Eo

[Anonymous No.]

If a shirohebi has followed you on social media she will soon "follow"you IRL too.

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>>38359241
Am I the only one here who doesn't speak jap

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>>38359241
I think MGE has a lot of 'hugbox gone too far', but in many ways its also slightly dystopian. It's a weird mix.

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>>38359271
Deepl, google translate and Yandex. You can get a pretty good idea of what KC is saying usint those, most times you only need to use Deepl, but I recommend a combination and comparison with those 3 for large texts or if you want to be very certain about a particular thing said. I only useed Deepl and Google for this text.

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>>38359241
I don't know what exactly this is about, considering the presence of Dark Elves.

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>>38359325
It means that being whipped/stabbed/clawed/etc. won't cause actual injury or pain.

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>>38359325
He's gonna retcon them to just being emotionally abusive

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>>38359263
good thing I don't use any social media that I can be followed on

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>>38359358
shes seen all of your posts on 4mon. she knows.

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>>38359334

I am okay with not causing actual injury, but some pain really spice up things. I mean, then all those scenarios of being spanked by your Kiki or stronger waifu are really going to get poofed away? That would suck.

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>>38359334
That's hardly news then.

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i swear, my interpretation of mge is so dominanted by headcanons that it may as well be something totally different now lmao

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>>38359367
I doubt it. If your waifu knows you're fine with/aroused by a little pain I doubt she refuse to spank you until the day you die.

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>>38359390
It helps the game is incomplete and hard details are limited. I'm not even sure what goes on anymore except that girls I like will molest me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359288
weaponize kikis

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>>38359521

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>>38359521
Time to get pandas off the endangered species list.

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>>38358715
It's not about becoming undead. Your lifespan matches your wife's. You automatically become an immortal when you marry an undead. Same would go for harem mates.
From encyclopedia 2
>Upon becoming incubi, the lifespans of the undead's husbands are drastically extended to match that of their partners. Such implies that the men, too, become virtually immortal and join the ranks of the undying.
From twitter
>The reason why Incubi's lifespan become similar to that of their waifus' is because by having a lot of sex with them, their manas fuse and combine, becoming inflated and then proceeding to circulate around them. (By this,) Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.
From world guide 3
>Furthermore, in the case when an incubus forms a harem of numerous monster wives, mana flows between the incubus and all of the monsters in his harem, growing even bigger. For that reason incubi with harems tend to live longer the bigger their harems are, and all of the monsters in a harem will also end up sharing the same lifespan as the incubus regardless of race.

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What would happen if I post vasectomy ads on 4mon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359290
I mean. All could ever want is just have a happy life with my monster girl wife.
Maybe you should find another setting if you want to live out doom guy fantasies.

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>>38359325
Dark Elves have never been what people try to force on them.
From world guide 1 back in 2011.
>The deepness of their love is revealed through having repeated intercourse with a man. The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as a husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc., but the fact that they keep a particular man at home and have sex with the same man, again and again, is itself proof of the strong love they have for the man. It can also be seen from their attitudes and the way they treat the men. Even monsters that milk energy from a man every day as “food”, don't just milk the men who are supposedly “food” violently. They seek syrupy sweet “food.” They're overjoyed when their “food” gets off, and they have deep love just like other monster couples.
>Even those that give their man obscene training every day as a “slave” and repeatedly rape them would hate it if their “slave” died or suffered. Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form. The monsters' bodies and hearts will have already completely changed, becoming exclusive to their “food” or “slave”, etc. The strong love and desire they direct towards their man is not at all different from that which would be directed at a husband. For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband.

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>>38359241
Even world guide 1 states you can't be injured, much less killed, through sex with a monster no matter how rough it is.

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>>38359619
You would be getting a visit from the MBI. Likely ending with you being sent to a non disclosed location and married.

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>>38359622
not referring to a lack of violence as dystopian. I actually quite like that. maybe dystopian is the wrong word. more just theres elements in there that i really dont like. some elements are strongly not good in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of violence and demon beasts or whatever he calls them fills that void. It's easy to imagine all monster girls avoiding real violence, but it's harder to imagine the order being a 100% failure rate group.

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>>38359489
>Jurošík kiki
Man what crazy timeline is this. You are a slovak arent you?

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to post my body on 4mon in suggestive poses while wearing a shalom 4a1on my face and giving some monsters weird kinks

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>>38359785
He's never said there is no violence. He means there is no monsters hurting or killing their husbands which is so common in both the monster girl genre and all the horrible shit that usually get tagged with "for masochists". Bad things can happen but in the end there is always a happy end. Even if it is something like being reunited in the afterlife.

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>>38359685
They can't do that! I didn't break any laws!

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[Anonymous No.]

>Momsters son keeps bringing demon beasts home
>She just can't tell him hi and break his heart
>His giant boar beast friend waits outside of school and peeks through the windows.

Demon realm animals are untapped cute potential. Marshmallow cats are secretly demon beasts the government just doesn't want you to know

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>>38359955
>tell him hi?
what? I can see it tho. An anon that tames demon beasts and has them as really cute but big pets

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilim learns invisibility spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359489
Matthew 26:52

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>>38359854

What about consensual and fetish violence? Like your Hellhound wife biting you in the neck giving you her "mark" or your Amazoness wife give you a good martial arts trashing (KC confirmed they do martial arts!") striking your pleasure points before ravishing you all night?

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>text in a mg's profile doesn't say anything about her appearance
I'm going to interpret that as a sign that I can go off model

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>>38360042
Tell him no, fat fingered the keys.

Demon beasts are apparently very docile until attacked so you could probably get your own zoo fill easily

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>>38360146
imagine they get cursed to become monster girls during the night

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>>38358823
Do not worry, I already anticipated this possibility and initiated a soul marriage with my momster wife.

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>>38360143
Unless it's something major that is part of the identity of that breed of monster, individuals will vary. They aren't clones. Look at the Baphomets from WG3 or the various individuals from the side guides.

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>>38359501
>Wait! Don't shoot me!... Uh... Tekeli-li?

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>>38360106
The only Bible verse I know is Ezekiel 23:20.

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>>38360156
I guess that's possible, it's how cu and cait siths are made

>Anons asleep
>Sudden crash of glass shattering
> All of his tank living pets monsterized at once

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>>38360143
>>38360180

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>>38360143
Contrary to popular belief, every monstergirl does not look like their profile image

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>>38360196
Look at those grumpy snakes! And their smaller, non-grumpy snakes!

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>>38360180
It's the ghoul profile. Their only key, major racial attributes would be expressive mouths and tongues, sharp claws, and the blood. Yeah?

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>>38360180
>>38360258
Oh and sharp teeth too

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>>38360252

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>>38360258
Those things around their breasts and arms are bone but are retractable apparently

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>>38360265
Make out with her hair-snakes to assert dominance and assert dominance.
don't actually do that please

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>>38360245
I struggle to think what my baphowife would look like without sexualizing a child.

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>>38360258
I could imagine being a desert breed, tanned skin may be normal but even then Ghouls seem like a common monsterization for undead so there may be variations.

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>>38360312

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>>38359241
to each their own.
he's sleeping on that aftercare potential, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359095
E) Take the shanking device and a put it atop the fireplace

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>>38360423
>Oi, new guy...

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>>38360401
nope, i brought my gas mask against smoker worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360334
idk about you guys but when I daydream, I try to do it in a realistic manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360401
>like greenworm wonderland version
>don't like the smoking part about them
almost perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360470
Yeah, figures KC would add a Monster who vapes, in order to appeal to Gen Z.

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>>38360478
where else you going to get that languid opium smoking charm these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360478
now you got me thinking about a hag wonderworm who tries to get a zoomer anon by acting a zoomer

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to challenge a Devil to a fiddle contest and then I'll fiddle with her clit.

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>>38357979
Just shut the fuck up already, /tg/ faggots.

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>>38360544
You wouldn't win.

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>>38360610
why do they want to hurt and/or kill monsters so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360658

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>>38360658
gonna poke da belly and lick the navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360658
That a pregnant shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360679
Very rude

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360746
Damn, them mofusteins not be slackin. They even rival American holsts

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[Anonymous No.]

Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360872
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360872
Reported to the haggath

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360872
Is too shallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360872

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>>38360334

Unironically Runya Runya's Sabbath does this. You get free cookies and get pampered for joining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360446
This is realistic for Runya Runya's Sabbath. They outright offer meals, a play to stay and pampering for joining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360951
>>38360960
How they pay u?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360909
can i report myself as single and ready to mingle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360401
>wonderland nee-san bullying lil greenie

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>>38360951
Well, I meant full 3dpd in my head but that too.
But runyas runyas sabbath doesn't sound like a place for anyone who isn't a writer. Such a shame, too. But she just isn't a girl I can get into.

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>>38360971
>To "you" : Sensei, how's the manuscript coming along? If you're hungry, I shall prepare something for you. If you'd like to refresh yourself, then please use me.
>Currently, my sabbath is recruiting “onii-chans” interested in writing activities or gathering information as investigators. You get room and board with three meals, your own witch, and you can use the data we've accumulated as much as you like. Even beginners are welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360971
Lodging, food, cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361024
>But runyas runyas sabbath doesn't sound like a place for anyone who isn't a writer.

I am pretty sure being a mana battery for the Bapho (is Runya married?) or one of the witches is acceptable too, though I suppose you would be demanded exceptional service if you are just going to slack. Otherwise, it is really just helping the girls archive the info and write or do your own investigations.

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>>38361030
>room and board, all their data
>and a witch
See, there's always a catch.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who thinks the Witch of Motherly Love doesn't really look like a loli and could pass as a normal Dormouse, Hinezumi or other petite adult monster, or is it my mind just making up excuses to not admit I like a loli monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361059
>>and a witch
I read it as "and a Switch" and unironically if such a tech existed, I really see Runya's Sabbath offering videogames to join too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361082
excuses, excuses is all i hear anon. JUST BE HONEST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361082
it's ok to like short flatties, and it's ok to like extra short extra flat girls who act childish sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361082
She's really skinny.
>>38361052
runya is not married, Her intro also gives one of the hints that women are sexually aggressive in the setting and that men are passive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361082
I'm pretty sure that's a loli, Anon. You can like loli and other things too. I like small chests on small girls, big breasts on big girls, and small chests on big girls. I'd argue that life is better that way, more things for you to enjoy means you're enjoying more things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359076
A+ on every subject! She's very smart!1

[Anonymous No.]

Marune's Sabbath is the only one I'd consider joining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361106
>Her intro also gives one of the hints that women are sexually aggressive in the setting and that men are passive.

Sauce? I hope this applies to monsters, if it applies to human women too, it kinda breaks the contrast between monsters and 3ds.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to find a desperate single monster girl and just hug her and comfort her.
Then I'll just leave it there, won't do anything else or pursue her any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361259
It's just the Sabbath book intro, it's on the wiki.
But sorry, there's no hint it applies to human women. I suppose I could have clarified but sometimes I forget human women exist. Some other anon a few threads back said the order encourages submissive women

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>>38360993
She's too laid-back to bully anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361128

Anon, my type are 7ft muscle amazons. I really have no idea why that witch hit a soft spot for me, maybe it was watching Senko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361278
Yiu hear hear that, anon
>WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
THe police are coming after you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361298
>wonderworm opens jar of pickles with ease
>greenworms seethe
sometimes it's not intentional

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally getting your waifu from home depot or a grocery store

[Anonymous No.]

>>38360611
*enslaves you*

nothing personnel, druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361454
She's just upset because this means she can't have her nightly pint of Rocky Road.

[Anonymous No.]

>finished Journey of the Magi
I would've never thought that finishing reading a fanfic would put a bigger hole in my chest than some shows I've watched, god fucking damn
the title of Magus is not to be taken lightly, great job

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361471
It's a good one alright. I wish we got some art for it at some point, would've loved to see Voso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361230
Similar, but Grelia has a spot in my heart soft enough for me to cope with flat lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361432
>TFW engineer anon has to install ANOTHER filter to the MGC water supply

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny little kittens. Sometimes, you want to play with them but they don't want to play with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361496
you are supposed to change water filters? Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361504
I'd advise staying away from your greenhouse from now on anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361519
But i like plants,even if they are needy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361432
but which wife to grow? Maybe a fig wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361529
>Growing enthusiast Anon goes from having a green thumb to having a green dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361535
>oh you trough the echidna gacha was bad? try growing at least one of every kind of plant
100% completionists in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>how lilims approach humans
>oh look that’s a human dressed provocatively. I will start a normal relationship eventually progressing i to marriage by asking him out
>how f*xes do it
>UOOOOOOOHHH HUMAN EROTIC. NEED SMELL HUMAN UNWASHED UNDERWEAR LICK LICK LICK RAPE HIM NOW RAPE HIM TOMORROW RAPE HIM IN PUBLIC RAPE HIM WITH FLUFFY TAIL UOOOOOOOHHH
So we clearly see humans need to fuck more lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361545
Take the random seed challenge, let fate decide and see what you get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361546
thats a cool gun can i shoot it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361546
that's a nice rifle

[Anonymous No.]

Given how KC seems to have a problem with free speech in some instances, I wonder if this translates to MGE as well. It would be interesting to see a fic that explores this, because it would introduce real drama and would follow MGE canon. I was thinking of a writer that fled from the order because his words were getting censored by the order for being "pro monster" and he was welcomed in a mamono state. Everything goes well until he starts writing darker stories, like some where the villains win. Typical MGE humor shenanigan occur, but mixed with some serious parts. Like the novels he spent all night working on get seized by the MG police, then the MG police tells him "Men like you are exactly why men belong in the kitchen and bed and not doing serious work."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361546
>RAPE HIM NOW RAPE HIM TOMORROW RAPE HIM IN PUBLIC RAPE HIM WITH FLUFFY TAIL
Oh I'm so scared. What's she gonna do, flick me with her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361326
Perhaps you liked small and cute lolis all along, and were merely in denial?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361539
Anything to help climate change!
>>38361557
What if i get "Illegal" seeds? talking about plants that can create shady stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361559
>>38361566
/k/ pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361546
i trust monster with cool gun, she told me she has more in shady alley, I go see more cool gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361576

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361574
Are we talking poppy alraunes or ganjalraunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361576
How many anons here could be bribed into loving a woman by being given firearms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361591
that's a big iron...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361596
Being given firearms? Nah, any nuki can do that. Now, sharing firearms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361594
the first,stuff with addictive potion ingredients,crazy magic fruits,or mint smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361596
me also if they got some rare gas masks or expesive ones, they can have me any night, any time

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361615
You'd probably have just have shady people asking to harvest your wife. Beyond that, I don't see issue with growing things that can be made into something less than wholesome so long as you don't make anything less than wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361559
>>38361566
>>38361579
>classic rock CDs weren’t working anymore
>now they offer humans GUNS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361591
20 men had try to take her, 20 men had made a slip...

[Anonymous No.]

I will make 2 monsters kiss each other at gunpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361637
>/k/ sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361637
I wish demon silver bullets were actually a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361633
>Have plant wife
>she harvests her own spices for cooking
>or own leaves for potions
>or own fruits for food/potions/just snack
sounds metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361230
I don't normally like oppai loli, but the animations of that girl getting railed are really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361637
>old-fashioned cyclops bitching about this
>"Why do men nowadays always want guns? Back in the good old days you could hand him a finely-smithed sword and he'd swoon on the spot. Now, you hand a man anything with a blade and he just stares at you like you've grown a second head! All they want are their '30-06's, or their '9 millimeter's, or their '12 gauge's! They've got no damn taste..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361663
>we ain't in the stone age, grandma
>t. Young gunsmithing cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361647
They will do my fetish or else

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361647
Fine but don't expect much enthusiasm if you don't join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361693
can i impregnate both?

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it’s loli liches and other such undead

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361661
Know what you mean. Can't tell you how much seed I've spilt to this fucking gote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361712
damn, she got some thicc meatbuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361712
Yo Fishdragon! Bring me more of this 'chow mein' stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361705
I am going to resurrect your loli lich. What're you gonna do then? Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361571
No, I have never liked loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361723
You're going to make her a human again? That's kind of fucked, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the child support

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361693
Yes! YES! YESSSS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361739
It's okay, Anon's super-powered gacha daughters will go on to take over different parts of the world. They'll pay for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361596
As a /k/ autist, I'd love the gun given to me so much that the gun would turn into a real living woman and we'd run off to live in the middle of nowhere, get married, and have tons of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361647
Minus the gun part would monster be disgusted with men who have a girl on girl fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361739
If by child support you mean being there to help raise your daughters, then yes. I would like that very much.

[Anonymous No.]

Altoiris fanfic in the making. Included wacky scene where anon gives Alto-Eris a love letter, who is surrounded by her Dragon knights companions. Alto-Eris lose balance upon reading it and drops into a chair. The other Dragons think the letter is an extremely powerful cursed spell, after all it brought down the grear commander Alto Eris. You now have the powerful proud warrior dragon knights cowering before a piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361745
in the far,far,far,very far future,anons will be sent alongside an echidna to colonize planets deep in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>38350950
Nah there's a reason why medieval nobles masturbated over their horse privileges and knight status compared to everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361765
That sounds really good, actually. Is this coming from the same guy that wrote the Leia one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361605
>>38361605
>>38361605
>>38361605

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361810
habla!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361739
Monsters hate divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359241
>Because it could eliminate ideas like your waifu feral marking you with a scratch or bite or being slapped around a bit by your Ogre wife and then being sexed by her. Or having some bruising after your strong Dragon or Hellhound waifu squeezed you particularily hard.
This has always been impossible. It's been stated since MGE1 that mamono mana guarantees that you will not get hurt during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

magus-anon are you working on any more alternate endings at this time?

[Anonymous No.]

My monster wife isn't really fond of my Tulpa wife that I created before meeting her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361961
I know I should stare at her boobs, but I really want her to teach me how to do snake smoke puffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361961
That's a neat trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361961
AGAIN!AGAIN! DO THE SNAKE PUFF AGAIN, MS. SNAKE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361961
I hate that hairstyle, long black hair down or a himecut is so much sexier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361961
she looks like she fucks men

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362006
i like when they pull out the hairpins as an intro to sexytimes.
it may just me being greedy and wanting to be the only one to see her that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362006
i kinda like, makes me think of a sexy older japanese woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362006
I like old sexy tanukies wearing that hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361693
I want to watch a mucus toad and an akaname make out and escalate into full-on sex on my bed and film the whole thing for wank material later

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362123
those are really specific monsters anon. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361739
i can't afford to support children, why did i sign up for this in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362128
they both have long tounges

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361756
I doubt it. We have a couple of monsters that lez out on the regular and a bit of girls' love is part of any good harem. They'd be confused as hell if there was never any dick involved, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361779
Manticore: Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362131
You are an hero,you are the chosen one,now keep knocking her up and repopulating her kingdom!

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters don't believe in human rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362186
I dont think i will need em where i am heading

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362146
ran mommy.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362186
Totalitarian monster state where human men exist as second class citizens called Husbands, your wife is assigned to you by the government

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361658
i mean they might be. they bullets are magic in nature but they don't mention the medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362194
anon please dont leave your brothers behind, dont be lured in by their haughty laughter!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362194
cool, i wanna explore and steal some stuff

[Anonymous No.]

A raiju copped and stroked my bulge in an act of sexual assault in front of lots of strangers in a public space and no one stopped her and called her out.
This says a lot about society.
Why we literally just going to make it completely okay for monsters to put their unwanted hands on us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362222
what were you wearing, slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362146
B-Bigger doesn’t mean fluffier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362222
Maybe you should stop dressing like a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark mage wants to be know as a "magical WOMAN" doing cheese heroic magic stuff with mature curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362186
Maybe if humans weren’t so irresponsible those rights could be negotiated. A retarded species that claims adulthood before even 500 years shouldn’t be left without escorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362222
>exposing your bulge in public
There's your problem right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362222
she was just doing her duty of penis inspection

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362222
Should've been carrying a rape whistle. Monsters immediately run off when you use one

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362287
>rape me whistle
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362287
Those are scam products that actually drives nearby monsters in a frenzy
Monsters definitely rigged the system to put men in their place in almost any way possible

[Anonymous No.]

>Yeah? Well if cow isn't a class then why did our Ochimura's breasts start leaking and growing in size when she put levels into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362314
>>38362316
You're both wrong they work fine. Here allow me to demonstrate

[Anonymous No.]

Are Shoggoths climate controlled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362229
I shouldn't get raped for wearing literally anything. Even if I wear the most eye-catchingly slutty outfit that I love wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362331
>anon was later seen in a vid on montube called "largest rape me whistle reverse gangbang in townsquare"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362333
Shoggoths can be anything you want them to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362333
presumably when they're making items from their flesh that would generate heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362333
No, they're harmful to climate. Kikis are environmentally friendly.
And every time you cum inside a kiki, she magically produces more clean air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362228
Okay taillet

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362357
cool, i don't give a shot about the environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362357
Kikis photosynthesize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362203
god i wish i lived there

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362334
huh, you liked getting molested? you slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362367
Can you please care about the environment, think about the poor alraunes, dryads, bees, and sahus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362459
nah! those weenies gotta evolve

[Anonymous No.]

how to get shog to leave my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362471
leave house

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362459
>poor alraunes
plants can survive in almost any biome,they will be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362459
you take in oxygen and exhale co2
she takes co2 and gives oxygen
it's meant to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362471
Sorry, if she's gotten into your house or touched it its already too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362487
just leave my house? why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362523
she now house

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362471
Have you tried getting a Bigger Shog, maybe theyll scare out the first shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362316
Nuh-huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362523
she IS the house now,and probably everything a 100 meter radius

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362500
I give her cum
She enslaves me for more of my cum
it's meant to be
the cycle of co2 and oxygen is just a bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362540
damn the best boner is the FearBoner, really wish we had more things with that kinda vibe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362542
>>38362535
Alright lads thank you kindly, time to run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362599
be safe and wear gas mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362500
>>38362578
>Have plant wife (Or garden?)
>cum inside them to provide nutrients
>they provide nutrients back via their nectar and fruits
>never need to move from the spot,she has everything you will ever need
i bet its nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362641
sounds like an isolation chamber my mind would shut down

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362588
i like the ones that give off mixed signals
and the ones where i'm considering maybe i should be afraid but also boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362742
Isnt that,the point of life anyways? born,fuck and die,may as well do the fucking part as long as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362751
>maybe i should be afraid but also boobs
a paradigm close to my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362854
big boobs are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362867
Big booty scary too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362867
they don't have to be huge but it is more eyecatching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362867
as they should be, they can make you stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221
What would a fenrir monster girl look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362947
massive amazonian wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362947
i mean its a wolf, so you figure it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362957
does she go awoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362947
blue furs nice. you can build in a switch mechanic too where you can torment her with love until she breaks those cuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362975
pet the doggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362975
She can't break those cuffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362986
hug doggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362884
Only for those who are scared of sexy lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362194
I wish you and your Dhampir sidekick the best of luck as you fight your way through her mom's castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38362194
>tfw you came to deliver a package but you gotta navigate through this bullshit illegal manison

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363084
>get to a save point
>have to get in the coffin together for it to work
>boy, sure is cramped in here
>y-yeah
>dhampir tries not to notice something hard poking against her
why if i didn't know any better i'd think her mom had planned that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363120
Does death take away all her overpowered loot when they enter the castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363180
i mean it's her dad but you can go with that for narrative purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363084
>>38363120
>>38363180
Now that I think about it, I’d have to be restrained because I’d barrel ahead and try to knock out all the monster in one go like an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363205
*knock up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363120
>So, uh how about that last boss fight? Those two seemed to recognize you.
>Oh yeah, I remember them as a kid!
>Felt like they were taking it easy on us, did you have any trouble?
N-No, it was fine.
>...
>...
>So your dad was pretty cool, a shame he took away all our weapons at the start though.
>Ugh, he's the worst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363209
Actually… that’s way more accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363209
you can't just impregnate every enemy you come across

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363249
Says you, imma do it anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363249
>you boned every medusa head in the cocktower?
>i heard they had good loot
they did not have good loot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363273
>the cocktower
Cockatrices are also all over that place

[Anonymous No.]

Baphofags, portals open and you have the chance to marry Bapho-Sama, but you know she is KC's waifu, you can claim her but KC will be heartbroken or you can go and get another waifu.

Would you marry the great Bapho-Sama before KC has the chance to meet her, or would you do KC a solid, guide her to KC and marry another Bapho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363273
>expecting good loot from common enemies
embarassing,now if you need me I will be busy with the alraunes in the tunnels

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363299
it's like you don't even predestination

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363299
First dick, first serve. Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Dhampirs are actually cool and not cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX9JWIs0x1U

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363324
They might not be cringe but they are giant dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363299
That's not how MGE works retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363324
those hips are for siring succesors

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363299
It's her choice in the end. But I'd definitely aim for another. Theres no shortage of them after all so it's probably easy enough to find a Sabbath more closely aligned to my interests beyond LOLI EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363324
both vampires and dhampirs are cringy but i'd fuck the both of them so they can get along better. Both of them without dick for so long probably made them fight so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363344
It is. For now at least the soulmate thing seems to be game exclusive to that one dude.
You've got to prove your worth bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363399
Oh fuck, it's you again. Sorry, I didn't realize I was being baited by the one retard, my bad everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363249
>can't make it past the first werewolf
and yet all is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363249
is...that a challange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363446
Yes,plus the more time you take to get to the throne room the more angry the vampire lord will be,you are on a timer

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363466
eh whatever she can hire my kids as minions in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363440
I love shiny sweaty monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363466
sounds like a fun way to get ultra anon must cum difficulty also vamp can suck my dick and balls after I am done

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363475
anything birthed inside the castle belongs to her,watch your tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363549
she can put her tongue to good use by sucking me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363549
we're going to form a labor union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363408
But you're not talking to just one anon, you're coping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363549
hey, a free nanny. How nice of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>When a vampire and damphir set of siblings keep having the damphir 'raid' the mansion either with or to 'rescue you' as an elaborate form of foreplay.
>They even plan out who will be the 'winner' in advance.
>When you ask why they don't just have sex with you normally they seem genuinely confused.
>"But wouldn't that be boring just....doing it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363549
>thinking my daughters will listen to some bitter hag
gonna conquer the castle, one womb at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363004
i'll feel incredibly uncomfortable around little girls like this

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to enjoy your long haired werecat waifus and kobolds during winter.
It keeps them warm, looks cute, and makes them fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any wars going on near Winterstown? I want a foreign war bride whitehorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363971
snowball fights between the ice queen and the snow pharaoh on who will rule winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363399
This is false, the fate thing is not at all exclusive to the game guy, is a prominent couple system in MGE. And by the way, I am the guy that made the original question, I just made it to see how the other anons react. Realistically, yeah, Bapho-Sama would be fated for KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364002
Ahh, then I will take the side of the ice queen she was there first and is thus the rightful ruler, here's hoping I find a traitor whitehorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363351
ample backdashing leads to ample posteriors

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364065
Dhampir waifu backdashes everywhere she goes
>"It's faster than walking"
She says, luckily most higher functioning undead stay home all day, or get drove around town, and the common undead leave us alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363968
>long hair kobold
>make her hair into drills
>teach her to hohoho
gonna have the haughtiest and smuggest dog around

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363299
Considering how much KC hates NTR if I stole his waifu I think he might very well kill himself. So no, I'm sure I can find someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364065
>be castle librarian
>great oaken doors burst open
>fat dhampir ass comes shuffling across the room at high speeds
>she drops "book of bawdy tales" on the table
>Hey anon I found this book in the castle, I think some imps stole it from you.
>yeah i lent it to them
>Anyway it was really interesting. See you later!
>you see her smiling face beaming at you the whole time as she shuffles her way out.

[Anonymous No.]

Given all the RTS I play I wonder. Is it possible to impress one of those monsters that want to marry "superior men" with military tactics? By that I mean, not beating them in combat physically or at magic. But do you think a Salamander or Bapho general could fall in love or accept as "defeat" a commander anon that outmaneuvered in the battlefield through tactics?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a gyrau monster girl to bully me but deep down have a love for me and protect me from her close friends who would sexually harass me.
I wonder what monster perfectly fits this kind of character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364169

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364169
>>38364175

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364175
>>38364179
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364175
>>38364179
ah, i forgot this species existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364179
Well, mom's certainly right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364175
>>38364179
I want to see a Pyrow that looks like Galko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364222
Anon, we don't talk about Galko anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364227
Don't care what they author did I like Galko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364143
>beat s4llym4nder234 in red alert 3 by kirov spamming
>send her messages that since I beat her she’s gotta marry me now
>as a joke ya know
>actually shows up at my home and demands I take responsibility

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>>38364304
>expected her to be a chubby nerd lizard
>she is as big and buff as a regular sally but she really likes RTSs
you're really going to get it anon

[Anonymous No.]

monster girls are such unfortunate creatures, they probably act weird around a man who coincidentally joined a group of monster girl friends
would you help succubi behave normally around men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364304
Flirting with Mindflayer while playing Mental Omega mod for RA2 sounds like really good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364227
What about german loli pyrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364143
Age of Empire II, 1v1, Black Forest, Vikings only. Come at me, monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361486
Cute horn ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364340
Piss of fatslob, no one but the most autistic anubi are going to 1v1 you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364409
Anubis gets wet when realizing this man has dedicated ten years to mastering the meta of such a ridiculously specific set-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>In order to keep my job, I have to let my demon boss sexually harass.
>I'll fire my demon employee if she denies my advances to sexually harass her.
Which is the better scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364143
CoH 2, Amilly Fields, current patch, vanilla commanders. Go gogo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364227
Why what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364433
Getting raped by your reliable demon employee whom you trusted during hot springs company trip as she takes advantage of you being drunk.
Bonus points if it is hot springs for lovers and she never told it to you and pretended to suggest staying there because it is located in nice place and has high rating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364469
Author tried to import German nudist magazines that had pictures of naked children which are classified as CP under Japanese law

Authorities raided his place and found like 40+ magazines of naked children

This is a child, you pedo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364433
OL devils

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364533
He deserves it for deleting all of his previous works

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364433
First is overdone. Second is fresh.
>>38364533
Guess the UOOOOHing went too far.

[Anonymous No.]

もふもふ

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364734
Should have seen it coming from his character design, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364839
>that buttcheeks visible between the thighs
Why are all artists cursed with the monkey paw?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always wear protection when fucking monster girls.
Most of them also find it very hot that you're wearing armor when fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364811
Why are the foxes speaking moon rune to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364911
>not speaking Japanese
what are you waiting for? Learn nihongo!

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound wife = large family due the nonstop rapes + no contraceptives ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364884
What's wrong with it?

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>>38355265
powerful pic, those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364995
It's great. I'm just sad that an artist that can draw like that had to be an unironic pedo, and get himself incarcerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365012
Real pedo or lolicon "pedo"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364902
Don't forget to also carry your trusty sword with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38364839
>vampire galko
Okay I'm sold, I'm a vampirefag now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38359235
this kaga has one of my favorite sorts of personality/relation style

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365040
Enjoy constant all nighters, eternal overcasts and being a mere blood/semen bag, or at best her consort for the rest of your mortal life

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365033
>Enter bedroom in full plate armor and wielding a sword
>Salamander wife gets super wet for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365027
Real I guess, if jap police busted him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365105
Thanks I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>wow, miss Core, is it really okay, for me to have this steyr AUG?
>wow cool, thanks a lot.
>what? You got a pristine type 38 Arisaka in your Van, in that alley? Can I see it?
>let's go then!
>haha, my name is not Tom, but thank you madam. You're very cute too!

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>>38363971
Why not just go for park ranger whitehorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>Watching a black harpy expertly juggle your penis in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going on a quest to find the mommy-est mg of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365708
CC holst

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>>38364902
same goes for cloaks and magical equipment, magebros.

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>>38365708
Right here, front and off centre

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, just how small can living armors change themselves to be?
Could a Living armor theoretically make themselves look like a chastity belt in order to trick a order paladin/hero only to the use said chastity belt to make him cum buckets?
I don't need sleep, I need answers!

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>>38366176
>I'm gonna put my wizard wand in your magic hat
Look, the moment I become a wizard everyone will have to deal with my shitty ass puns about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38365708
So the CC lilim

[Anonymous No.]

CCs are by definition not motherly, they're spinsters.
The most motherly monsters are, objectively speaking, echidnas and this fine lady.

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>>38366190
Isn't the girl just a ghost that's haunting the armor and filling it with slimey ectoplasm for her husband to be milked by and massaged 24/7? In that case she can be a dick sheath, if husband wants.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a lim, who is even more motherly than her own mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366524
how does she arrive to family get togethers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366501
Who needs motherly hags anyways? Hags should be lewd perverts that actually have 0 experience but try to make themselves seem cool and lewd! Your cool aunt or older sister! That's how hags should be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366176
>not always wearing your MP regen equips when fucking
it's like you want to leave your wife unsatisfied

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366423
>mommy lilim
I'm pretty sure that was discussed before but still: HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366632
I'll write it one day I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38349221

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>>38366687
I wish I could write better so I could make lizard girl and salamander stories.
Or I could just write anyway and just make my shitty writing everyone else's problem as well.

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>>38366181
Can you imagine the Witch of Motherly Love from that Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367009
You mean Witch of Grandmotherly love

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366786
how do you deal with big gym jackal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367179
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367179
sawed off shotgun and realm silver ammos

[Anonymous No.]

>>38363968
Don't underestimate manul catgirls!
>>38364103
Good thing you specified Kobold, you wouldn't want to bite off more than you can chew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38366786
>>38367179
remember, the bigger the monster, the more leg there is to hold you in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>38351668
Don't keep her tied up for too long, she'll fall into depression if she isn't able to do any maid work!

[Anonymous No.]

What even is CC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367522
That girl with green hair from Code Geass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367607
Did we ever find out what that stood for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367607
Which Monster Girl would she ended transformed into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367629
wonderland has it covered

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367522
christmas cake, left over girls that didn't get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367629
There might be better choices, but the geass pact stuff makes me think Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367522
Cristmass Cake
A term for 25+ single women

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367522
Cozy Camper

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367673
>>38367685
Ah I see, totally forgot the acronym. I usually just refer to them as cakes. Thanks for the clarification

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't mean to tag >>38367673
Meant to reply to >>38367667
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367764
>Sorry
Your crimes cannot be forgiven.
You will be taken into to custody by officer D. Elf shortly. Please do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife!
T o T

https://files.catbox.moe/wn4uvc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367856
I will resist arrest and I will have to politely decline

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367896
she cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367896
Cute goat.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368078
>it sure is anon
you have a ten second headstart anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367856
ah, cause she a cake too? How sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
That's all I need to start fucking her.
Can't shoot me now! Checkmate monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
Oh, so it will be a big iron duel. Good by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
thankgod i was wearing my snow camo clothes today, just gotta hide then bury myself underneath the snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368078
>>38368119
I don't know which is spookier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368147
>Snow camo
https://youtu.be/SLfIjZvy1cY
https://youtu.be/xjD3rBPHZvU

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
I will turn myself into coat and hide in the snow

[Anonymous No.]

1000 Or portals will never open

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
cool gun, ms. whitehorn can I shoot it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
It's not Anon season...
>>38368197
999 before the next thread, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cows. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368217
>but the monster girl season never stop
Just grab your rifle and go get your wife anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368239
i can dig monsters with a good gas mask, even more so if they got a collection of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368217
always anon season

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368232
I like monogamy, can I touch just the one on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368119
Need me a wife who can hunt with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368253
i bet kikis are better to breed,shoggoths are cold and slimy

[Anonymous No.]

Please confess before proceeding to the next thread,

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368296
Who says Shogs are cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38361486
Ochimusha abs are for ruining with many pregnancies. Jinko abs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38367896
Cute wife Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368300
I like pregnant monsters and i cannot lie

[Anonymous No.]

>your wife is shog
>your harem is shog
>your bed is shog
>your house is shog
>your neighbors are shog
>the trees in the yard are shog
>that confused dryad behind the house is probably not shog, though
Have you considered a queen shog?

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>>38368300
me want big mommy milky

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368339
>Have you considered a queen shog?
how would that look like? just a shoggy with a crown? a massively big shog? legion of shogs?
>>38368306
i assumed so

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368300
I love abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368300
On a technical level I think Karbo is a much better artist than KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368300
I want momster gf xtra thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368300
I want to consume a shota potion and throw myself into hag land

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368311
I would like my Jinko wife to have her abs in good condition again later so she can set a good example to our kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368358
An environment made of shog populated entirely by you and many shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368364
Need a Wock with abs too now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368273
Only if I get the one on the left, deal?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster tiddy in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>38368358
If Shoggy can make you a hot meal, it makes sense she can warm herself up.
>>38368402
Sounds good to me, make her happy too.