Monster Girl Thread

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I love technology.

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Reminder that vampires are the superior undead monster and you should all lookup to them.

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>>38328852
oh god oh fuck she's made of metal now?

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>>38328864
u mean bully them by breaking in there castle and stealing all the food in the fridge?

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>>38328869
>WIP version

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>>38328878
Begone dhampire.

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>>38328666
>>38328654
It feels wrong in my head that this would be considered as a pleasant experience.
That also means that a gun could paralyze a monster girl for a longer time and allowed a to escape the rape

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There are no language barriers between monsters and men, as love is the universal dialect.

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I wish to do things with this thicc robutt.

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>>38328806
What my uncle used to do to scare off boars and control pigs (pigs are really smart, they like to wander and explore) was to take hair left in the barber shops and throw them around the fields.
Apparently pigs really dislike the smell of human hair. Although I'm sure, that knowing KC and MGE, it would propably lure them in and make them go wild instead.

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mummy mommy

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mummy mommy

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>>38328852
Wights make me want to do things

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>>38328917
momsters... are too op4me

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>>38328864
Superior undead my ass.
>>38328762
I know it isn't, it doesn't mean demon realm silver shares all the properties with real silver.

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>>38328893
THE ADS

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>>38328969
No, no ass. Those are titties.

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In absence of undead lilims I must declare wights as the superior undead species.

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>>38328994
Muchos erotic

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>>38328994
i wanna go and grab a wight in the middle of a speech as if one were grabbing a zombie to fuck

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>>38328890
Monstergirls don't rape. You'll be fine, Matt Dillon.

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>>38328952
Demon realm silver is just silver that's been corrupted by being in a demon realm, it's quite a leap to suggest that one of the properties it takes on from said corruption is magnetism. I'd assume DRS has all the same physical properties of silver, with added magical properties.

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>Did you know?
Elvish researchers have discovered that the ancient word for "perfection" and "elf" is exactly the same.

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>>38328893
Officer D. Elf might tell you to stop resisting arrest, but deep down she loves it when you do.

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>>38329050
>Hellound's paw typed this shitty lie

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>>38328994
Obviously wrong. There is no way a stinky wight could ever compare to the greatness of a vampire.

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>>38328994
Gonna get busy with her in a closet at the annual ball.

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>>38329078
>t. hagpire

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>>38328994
i am going to break into her heavily guarded castle just to hug her

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>>38329076
Officer D. Elf likes to watch men squirm

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>>38329076
gosh Officer D. Elf is looking really cute today

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>"Do Winterstown schools have snow days?"
>"When does the snow melt?"
>"The nice Tanuki promised me a free Yeti if I got on the train to Winterstown and I haven't received my free Yeti, just some drink mug"

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>>38329076
>Suddendly, death by cops doesn't look like a good idea

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>>38329051
>Demon realm silver is just silver that's been corrupted by being in a demon realm
The article doesn't say if it is or it's just a name, either could be the case.
>>38329055
No wonder those ancient civilizations don't exist anymore.

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>>38329076
I am going to steal her hat

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>>38328864
Only if she looks like this
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95134050

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>>38329204
She big

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>>38328952
I want a Ochimusha classmate that decides that I'm her new master.
Why I have a 400 year old undead classmate is none of your business.

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>>38329170
>One of the typical ores that can be mined underground in demon realms.
So was it there before the area was turned into a demon realm, or did it appear afterwards? Corrupted silver fits the theme better.

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>>38329177
That will come with consequences anon
>>38329161
Please don't say that to her face, she'd blush too much to make an arrest

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>>38329076
Hilting yourself on a man IS NOT a point of contact in a grapple officer D. elf!

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tfw you can't stop kissing your molly

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>>38329270
chatte the catte. Did the game update?

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>>38328852

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>>38329076
I'm gonna commit several crimes so they send Officer D. Elf after me

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>>38329288
I only downloaded a week ago. Still Imp and Werecat, everyone capped at lv 5.

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>>38329077
>hellwan rapists
Unlikely. Hellwans are kind girls that ask men out to expensive spaghetti dinners with after dinner wrestle mating. They just don't let men say no to the offer.

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>>38329270
Need me a girl addicted to sloppy kisses.

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>>38329308
one more year.

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>>38329270
It's literal hell. Stupid sexy cat. Too cute for anyone's good.

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>>38329077
It isn't rape as long as his dick says yes.

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>>38329321
I already posted this a few threads ago but I just wanted to share it one more time. For anyone interested, it's from KC's patreon.

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>>38327501
You can rape a lizard by ensnaring her in a trap that restrains her and raping her. Make her feel like it was by accident to, like you didn't set the trap, and that you're just some random guy taking advantage of the situation and her.

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>>38327501
Also, the far less Kosher way of raping a lizard or any monster girl is to rape one that's already married. I highly recommend AGAINST this however.

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>>38329356
>heckhound tries to rape anon
>no matter how much she tries to blow him, titfuck him, or massage his dick with her big meaty paws she still can't get him erect
>"why?! Why won't you get hard?!" She screams at him
>"because you're not my wife"
>hellwan's heart goes doki doki

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>>38329439
That seems like a good way to get a knife to the cock. Possibly not a demon silver one.

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>>38329470
>threatening male genitals
Oh boy, here we go again.

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>>38329481
NTR is heresy in MGE. What the hell do you think would actually happen?

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I'll have to shit this shitpost out. I'm still have a crises from realizing that a baphomet could reject me but that I remembered she's not real anyway so it just got worse.

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>>38329499
I mean, if she senses that you desire her and she doesn't already have someone, she isn't gonna reject you.

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>>38329496
Same punishment that happens for every other crime: corrective rape.

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>>38329496
>Punishment for raping a man's wife in the MGE world
A forbidden magic that causes unwilling alping and a lengthy stint in prison. Sexual torture and eventually married to the grossest, nastiest scum of a man possible with a tiny penis.

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>>38329169
>Shove your face into officer D. Elf's tits
>"I can't breathe!"
Kek

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>>38329522
But I don't want to marry an alp

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What is the monster equivalent of Radiohead? What do virgin monsters listen to and go "This is totally me".

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>>38329499
Use your imagination. Git gud at magic, or nail some other short mcgork.

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>>38329586
Come on bro don't be like that bro don't you want to play couch-co-op Halo during your honeymoon bro?

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>>38329586
Too bad

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>>38329303
I'm reading this.

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>>38329439
>random man beating up a monster full to the gills on man juice from her husbando
Anons took this the wrong way, pal. Why does anyone think this is likely? Even gross small penis anon's Alp could beat the crap out of a random dude.

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>>38329610
Any good?

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>>38329450
>falling for a married man
Poor heckwan.

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>>38329680
Meh

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>>38329658
>>38329680
It is early yet, I haven't gotten far. Standard guy pulled into a portal and holds out. He's got some cool tech. Not bad, but not unusual. No crazy edge, which is good. Middle of the road.

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I think being called submissive and breedable by mgs you meet is the highest form of compliment one can receive

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BIG
KOT
PAWS

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>>38329742
Speak for yourself.

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>>38329742
I have the submissive part down but I'm not sure I'm very fertile

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>>38329742
I'm not submissive and breedable I'm feral and sterile damn it!

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>>38329742
Even by Umi Oshos?

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I know given time mana fixes all but how would a echdinas or monster girls in general react to finding out their husband is shooting blanks

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>>38329519
Monsters will kill as a last resort. This would probably be one of those cases. Considering no husband would just let you rape his wife and hurting or killing a monsters husband is the number one reason a monster will kill. Not only that I wouldn't be surprised if something like this could get a monster to plea to Eros to curse them to never be loved or touched again. Eros is sympathetic to monsters.

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>>38329742
Yeah, nah, my wife wears the collar in our relationship.

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>>38329827
based and man's best-friend-with-benefits-pilled

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>>38329742
It depends. Some monsters openly want an aggressive man that will rape them. It depends on the breed and preferences.

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>>38329842
Friends would make dog ownership a lot more popular.

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>>38329842
Kiss marks do things to me.

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>>38329161
>>38329249
>walking out the back of a store with boxes of the new Rapestation 5 systems
>all of a sudden Officer D. Elf comes around the corner and tells you to stop and get on the ground
>you start complimenting her for her work and how she looks stunning in that uniform
>she breaks face and starts talking back to you saying that you don’t look bad for a criminal
>that’s when you go in for the kill
>you kabedon her against the wall telling her how badly you wanna break the law so much more with her
>but you’ll settle for a date instead
>Thursday at 8 you tell her at the boardwalk
>then you get her phone number from her and drive off with her in a puddle of her own femcum
Cops are easy if you know how to talk.

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>>38329906
Do you actually show up for the date?

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>>38329825
Monsters are also significantly stronger than normie humans, any would be rapist is likely to end up like that mage in KC's twitter story: punched in the face.
Not to mention that a lizardmans husband could probably fuck you up too.
If the rapist is not a mere normie, maybe even hero-tier, then she would most likely get some anime-style power-up/rage-mode given the way the setting works.

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How did the conversation even get to raping someone else's wife?
I thought you guys were talking about raping a lizard mid-fight, which would be incredibly based and hot.

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>>38328864
i just need to survive to daylight and she will be screwed.

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Would a demon silver axe still work for chopping wood?

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Don’t let your fairy listen to linkin park for too long or she WILL go goth tryhard on you

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>>38329969
Westoids

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I'm gonna send the ushi and when best friends to the kiki maid academy as a goof!

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>>38330043
She looks more like she's been watching Beetlejuice one too many times

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>>38330043
You're doing a poor job of convincing me.

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>>38330043
>goth onahole
Hawt.

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I'm hungry

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How do I find my shog friend when we’re playinh hide and seek, should I just start licking and fondling things around the house?

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>>38330043
I bet she’s never even heard of The Cramps, Fields of Nephilim, or Type O Negative.

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>>38330159
I must teach typhon-chan compassion and mercy!

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>>38330108
So go tell your kiki/shog/momster.

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>>38330108
MeToo
We gotta stay strong. Don't give into the gains goblins.

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>>38330159
>playing hide and seek with Shog-chan
>start licking things to try and make her change form
>she’s trying her hardest not to laugh when you were licking that tree
>should’ve locked the garden gnome instead…

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slurp

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>>38329270
Update fucking when

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>>38330108
Nice to meet you Mr. Hungry! I hope you like this thread!

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>>38330043
Oh no. [Linkin Park intensifies] It looks like it's stuck on repeat. What a predicament.

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>>38330159
> playing hide and seek with Shog-chan
>start licking things to try and make her change form
>she’s trying her hardest not to laugh when you were licking that tree
>should’ve licked the garden gnome instead…

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>>38329303
Why is she sitting on his face

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>>38330229
>gasping heart sounds
>dazed face
>sopping wet
That's quality.

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>>38330238
Stop anon that's a gateway drug to evanescence!

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>>38330249
Where else does a Monstergirl sit?

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>>38330214
>oh honey, that won't do, not at all! If you don't eat what I prepare you then you can't possibly grow up big and strong! Here, have some of this cake I made just for you, it's really, truly delicious, I promise.

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>>38330260
on my lap.

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>>38330249
>gandharva
Because her ass is a delicious part of a complete Eros approved breakfast. Mmm mmm it's magically delicious.

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How now brown cow

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>Anon is a deeply troubled child, acts out due to poor home life
>The bogeymomster dispatch screws up and sends a Bogey and a bogie to anon
> To make matters worse they are sisters who don't get along
> Both show up at the same time under the kids bed and start arguing
>"This is my case damn it!"
>Anons bed is rattling and shaking and be has no idea what's going on

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>>38330293
I too like a big ol’ bowl of Gandharva Grahams in the morning but I’m more a fan of Frosted Jinko Flakes.
And never buy Wonderland Crunch, every box is just a portal to wonderland.

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>>38330386
Wait a minute, something’s wrong with this cow!
She’s not producing any milk yet!

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>>38330402
Don't fall for the grahams anon, Graham crackers were designed to keep people from getting horny. That cereal is a ordering psyop

I'd like to see a lilims reaction to that and the other anti masturbation cereals
"Well now this, this is just weird"

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>https://archiveofourown.org/works/36620848
Wholesome Greenworm content in case you missed it.

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>>38330262
3 days later Anon's caring Shoggy takes him to Dr.U.Nicorn to get cured of intestinal polyps
>Anon wonders how a Shoggy can sense a problem like that without a medical scan...
Smug shogg grin

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>>38330629
i don't know if a shog would let other providers handle her husbands medical care

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>>38330616
Very good, sir.

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Monstergirls deem all men "Chads" because they literally don't perceive men below the top 1% as "male". To them these are a neuter, drone subspecies of humans, or perhaps some elaborate, settlement-dwelling wildlife. Humanity is very lucky our meat is inedible to monstergirls...

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>>38330796
Hibernating moff?

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Need to draw jinko tech support telling you do not redeem your v-card and screaming “I FUCK YOU SIR” angrily when you tell them you will

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>>38330616
*snap*
Yep, this one's going in my cute worm collection.

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>>38330902
I will do the needful.

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>>38330429
Emphasis on yet.

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>>38330721
>because they literally don't perceive men below the top 1% as "male".
No they don't.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interests due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Monsters will love any man, especially if they lust after that monster.
Only NTR fags aren't considered as male.
>On the other hand, the criteria for being disliked are: people who are excessively evil, such as those who kill for pleasure, men who intentionally try to take someone's wife, etc., are not tasty and cannot be recognized as males in the first place.

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>>38329356
Even if he is asleep or passed out?

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>>38330968
we know, dude. pay him no heed.

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>>38330968
Anon, I...

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>>38330985
>Even if he is asleep or passed out
That happened irl and it wasn't considered rape and had to pay child support

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>>38330721
female human hands typed this post

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>>38331211
Why is she so alluring anons, I can't get this fucking cat out of my mind.

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>>38331280
purple is ero

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>>38331280
You like big paws on cunty women.

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>>38330229
Be careful not to ask an Akaname about the length of their tongue.

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>>38331330
Yes, she's purple and obnoxiously colored, an assault on the senses

>>38331349
Just the right amount of annoying where it circles into endearing.

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>>38331330
>purple is ero
Very true

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I love my lich daughter!

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>>38331330
purple and black are the sexiest colours in my opinion.

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>>38330931
Please, sir, her village is endangered!

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>>38331557
i'd rather purple. pink and blue are acceptable adjacents

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>>38331531
Purple, crimson red and black.

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doggos...

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>>38331513
Lichanon why are you letting her pick up such bad habits?

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>>38331618
being accepted by pack or herd animals seems nice.

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>>38331639
fortnite is the hot new crazy and all the sabbath are playing it because any child would which they totally are, haha.

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>>38331612
oh yeah, red too. cant believe i didnt add that too.
although, every colour can be sexy, its all about execution.

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>>38331685
No one can let the Anubis find out about scale models, dioramas and miniatures their autism will overload

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touch slime

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>>38331650
very nice, even.

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>>38331769
I wanna hang out with far left and pamper the short one.

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>>38331816
We're sending help immediately Mrs. Fletcher.

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>>38331760
I have terminally cold hands. I NEED this.

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Anyone know any good slime stories?

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>>38331760
Lewd.

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>>38331860
Do I have the slime for you!

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>>38331639
Bad habit? Dabbing isn't a bad habit! Copying techniques from dragon ball is a bad habit though.

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>>38331903
i want that with a lava golem

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>>38331860
Putting your hand into a long tongued monstergirl and let it wrap around works too

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>>38332022
My favourite part of the wight. Higher! More thigh!

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>>38332056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDMy-GplkQ

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>>38329270
Wtf lewd

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La Futa Spic is about to deliver the goods once again

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>>38332141
FUCK wrong tab ignore I suck cocks sorry will delete immediately

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>>38332148
top kek

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>>38332148
eh, not for me but i wont judge.

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>>38332022
Thoughts:
Pale lolis with thick thighs and hips
Sex with young undead girls

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So can I just fight any random lizard girl or salamander in the streets or do I have to challenge them and take them to a proper arena?

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>>38331860
Horsepussi.

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>>38332222
You have to make sure its a fair fight and that they accept.
No ambushing them in the shower while you have a Demon Silver Sword.

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>>38332263
What happens if I challenge her to a game of Russian roulette?

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>>38332278
Demon silver bullets and a revolver

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>>38332222
Challenge them first. The forward girls will challenge you. Remember to make it romantic even if when doing a formal street fight or dive bar mix up.
>be in seedy bar
>down a bottle Lescatie Bourbon
>smash it on the bar
>points the remains at her
>yells that he can't stop thinking about her gorgeous eyes
[X] Romantic
>be in seedy bar
>down a bottle Lescatie Bourbon
>smash it on lizard's head
>points the remains at concussed lizard
>yells that he can't stop thinking about her gorgeous eyes
[X] Doublefaggot

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big kots needle love too

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warm

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>>38332167
I disagree, please refrain

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>>38331953
Kikibreeky in shanghai

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>>38332351
Ready to pounce.

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>>38332242
How will this help with cold hands??

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>>38332167
Counter thought:
Pale lolis with thick thighs, hips and HUGE boobs

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>>38332437
Stick your hand inside and find out.

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>>38332351
Way ahead of you.

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>>38332458
O h .

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>>38332411
Zombies are cute, I like the idea that they could be like, the childhood friend that dies tragically but the deep love they couldn't express during life brings them back

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>>38332475
Do it. You know you want to. Rub her horn too.

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>>38332551
I surrender please don’t eat me!

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>>38332351
Is this a big kot?

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>>38332423
No, must proceed with little undead wombs and buttholes being filled with cum.

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>>38332485
>Childhood friend dies
>A few years later, she ends up at your doorstep
>Before you can even process what's going on, she hugs you tightly
>The only thing she says is your name, over and over.

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>>38332695
Loli is trash and it sounds like you’re one really hard bender away from grave robbing and necrophilia.

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>>38332589
Would Arachnes like the fact I have two pet Tarantulas?

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if i'm going to survive in the demon realm, i'd have to have a diverse group of friends who are completely different ranges of species.
A minotaur for the strong friend, a harpy for the mobile fast friend, a hakutaku for the smart friend, a demon for a sneaky good-insight friend, a rata for the highly social friend, and succubus for a jack-of-all-trades friend.
All i gotta do is practice my social skills and i got a one way ticket up the hierarchy

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Wait
If I pretend to be retarded no mg will go after me, since that's a very unattractive trait for females, and I can life my simple farmer lifestyle forever!

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>>38332816
>since that's a very unattractive trait for females

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Get your kid a Kobold so they can grow up together. They might even eventually get married to each other!

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>>38332816
Oh, Anon...

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>>38332816
>horde of cows tripping over themselves to make the same "farmers belong to their cows" joke

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>>38332816
>...... But that doesn't mean there aren't dangers for lethargic men with little "ambition" or "desire", or for the humble gentleman.
"I will give you ‘desire’ ", said a monster girl looking at you with a wicked smile on her face

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>>38332833
Nah, my boy's getting a wyvern.

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>>38332833
Family pet monsters girls would have been a dangerous life for me and my family. We've had dozens of snakes, lizards, turtles, tortoises, aquariums, two monkeys, dogs, rabbits, hermit crabs, and of course triops, sea monkeys and ant farm.

I wouldn't have been able to handle growing up with all those girls

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>>38332898
Thats a Large harem you would have had. Your pelvis would be strong as hell.

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>>38332844
>joke
no farmer is complete without his cow, it's just a question of who is top cow

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>>38332916
What do you call a group of friendly zombies?

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>>38332916
https://youtu.be/dH3Kes1WTwE

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>>38332929
Every cow is bottom cow. Except minotaurs.

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>>38332929
lady this is a crop farm

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>>38332929
shouldn't you be getting to the agricultural school miss?

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>>38332832
>>38332835
w-what?

>>38332849
Hey I can even scream and hop in a wheelchair.

[Anonymous No.]

I love red.

[Anonymous No.]

>get back from my classes
>no monster gf to cuddle with or daughteru to hug
It hurts bros

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>>38332833
he be getting a jabberwock wetnurse or a bogey wetnurse
>>38332816
>Aren't boys cuter when they are almost retarded
>Some monster, 12XX

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking with foxes.

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>>38332963
don't worry, she typed that message while in class cause she heard someone being wrong on the internet

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>>38332915
I used to pretend to be Steve Irwin.

Now that would be a fun twist on mges if instead of the scholar it's a Steven Irwin parody.

"Crikey look at the horns on that ushi, let's see if we can catch her so we can get a closer look"

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>>38332816
>since that's a very unattractive trait for females
Of course, it's just as unattractive as for males.
>I can life my simple farmer lifestyle forever!
Farming is not for retards, your plan won't work.

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>>38332844
>>38332929
>>38332951
>>38332963
>farmer anon has a crop farm not far from the local agricultural school
>every morning as he goes out to tend to his fields there's a small herd of cows watching as they walk to classes
>heard that damn "farmers and cows" joke every. single. day.
>contemplates if selling his family farm would be worth it just to get away

[Anonymous No.]

What about underground mushroom farm with abyssal monster girls and dark elves? Could be comfy. Do you have any non-conventional comfy scenarios you like the sound of?

[Anonymous No.]

Cow (forma de fox)

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>>38333035
Dios mio, esto la Vaca con Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

How is life inside the Kiki Gulags?

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>>38333017
>underground mushroom farm

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>>38333055
clean

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>>38333055
Very, very sanitary.

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>>38333016
the line between rancher and farmer blurs ever further

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>>38333061

If so, why has no man come back home?

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[Anonymous No.]

>In order for a knight and his Wyvern mount to become one and improve cooperation, it is crucial that they spend a lot of time together and develop a more loving and trusting relationship by having plenty of close physical contact. For such reasons, in some countries that produce many dragoons, children who will be dragoons in the future are brought up together with the Wyvern children who will become their mounts. As childhood friends, fiances, brother and sister, or master and servant, eventually love will blossom, they will become sweethearts and eventually marry. By nurturing this love for as long as possible, they gain a strong understanding of one another, creating the strongest dragon knight pairings.
Imagine being born and raised side by side with the girl who you will eventually marry haha

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>>38333061
that's why my shog keeps me in the sanitarium

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>>38333086
I'm going to reject the path set for me by others and run away

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>>38333035
>>38333045
>llama eso, una maldita vaca
Miran esto, mi hermanos

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>>38333106
San José. Mira este camión de leche.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the average MGE parents reaction of NEET sons when they hear a knock in the door, open and see a big muscled Kiki with a strong Russian accent, handcuffs in her hands ready saying
>I come for yerr son!

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>>38333105
Your Wyvern sister won't be too happy about that...
She might even develop yandere traits and tendencies you know..

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>>38333086
>wyvern twins with one guy
wonder how that goes

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>>38333045
>>38333106
>>38333120
Speak AMERICAN goddammit.

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>>38333135
>sister
No thanks, don't want my kid to be deformed. I'll marry the nice snail girl instead.

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>>38333165
no quiero, homo

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>>38333167
She's not actually your blood related sister so it's okay.
But you two were born and raised together so naturally you two are brother and sister.

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>>38333035
It’s zorra you pinche cabrón

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>>38333186
>*But you two were born and raised together so naturally you two were called brother and sister.
Minor edit sorry if my original post was a little confusing

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>>38333150
Each one grabs a shoulder with their claws and then starts flying

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>>38333125
>please come in, he's in his room, as always
>when can I expect first grandkids?

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>>38333086
That sounds like too much trouble. I think I'll learn magic from the nice dark mage down the street instead of what my parents want

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>>38333256
I just barged into the local dark mage covent doing a ritual of sort. And I don't remeber what happened next aside from waking up in my bed covered in a mystrerious fluid......

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>>38333195
wasnt expecting to see best girl here

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>>38333281
go to your local sabbath to learn magic in the proper manner, by reading outloud from a book while a witch sits in your lap.

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>>38333150
They will just share him

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>>38333269
get naked

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>>38333324
nah. i learned all the basic magic after that and also if I go back there again they are going to teach mid grade magic, also there has a been vid of a person who looks like me banging alll the dark mages in that covent. It has been giving me a bad wrap. I hear snickers about how I please old hags for free. And also I now tend to get blackouts frequently and wake up in the house of one of the mages

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>>38333056
Damn that Generic MC-kun, getting all those high class monsters to himself.

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>>38333135
I don't what she thinks, I'm done with people deciding everything for me, soon I'll be gone and no one will find me

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>>38333324
nah, too small, too flat, not enough meat

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>>38333086
>just go out and wrangle some completely feral dragon to be a mount
>unfortunately, while she's fine with being ridden, she doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the dragon knights
>so far she knows less than a hundred words, hates wearing a uniform, and growls at the other dragons when they get close

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the bug.

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>>38333456
Oh no she's going to make me play arcade games with her zombie lackies

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[Anonymous No.]

Im going to Dump Barrels full of pslimes into an order cities public water source and watch as the entire city turns into a slimy kingdom.

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>>38333540
>makes you play all the games with tickets because her zombie friends are too slow to get the high score and max amounts of tickets
>now she never lets that Paladin-Kun plushie out of her sight
>she even named it after you

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>>38333526
That gun looks heavy, is she able to handle it?

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>>38333587
Yes ma'am

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>>38333552
Angry Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0

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>>38329162
Yeti with a Yeti

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>>38333456
Is that you wightfag? Posting all these wightfu images?

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>>38333611
Nope

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>>38329162
Why is all milk sold in bags? I demand milk in glass bottles!

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>>38333482
It feels right that some growling would be normal for wyverns. Vanilla dragons too, but especially wyverns.

>>38333572
Haven't seen any new eel in a while.

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>>38333640
What song best pairs with this webm

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>>38333611
Didn't wightfag turn out to be a literal cuckold fetishist or am I thinking of a different wight lover

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>>38333633
Give your balls a tug, buddy

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>>38333650
https://youtu.be/vwp8Ur6tO-8

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>>38333665
I don't understand this Yeti's thick accent, can someone translate?

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>>38333665
I'm not your buddy, friend

[Anonymous No.]

Albino pharaoh

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>>38333692
I'll accept chocolate, blueberry, or grape, begone with this vanilla pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

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>>38333684
>I'se The B'y that hugs the man
>And I'se The B'y that cuddles him
>And I'se The B'y that carries him off and
>Brings 'em home to rape him

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>>38333652
Just remember it's not unheard of for waifufags to be into weird and unsavory shit and be glad they have the sense to not bring it here.

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>>38333704
anon please thats very rude, she's got a complex about her skin

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>>38333735
Like what?

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>>38333737
I have a bathtub full of wine mixed with grape Kool-aid. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.

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>>38333751
floor tiles

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>>38333751
Who Cares. Im not into caring about what people do on their own time as long as its not posted on here.

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>>38333810
Yeah they give us enough good shit that I don't wanna go searching for the bad shit

[Anonymous No.]

You don't have to go grimdark shit or even include The Order to have drama in MGE, here are some scenarios which canonically would make sense that include real drama and would be interesting to see fics about:

>1)Christian anon loves MGE and digs Ocelomeh, hard. He goes to Memexico to visit the pyramids, gets lost in some mist and suddenly can't recognize anything. His jaw drops as he see Ocelomehs walking around and an Ocelomeh warrior jumps in front of him, claiming him. He is so into her and are very compatible. He is now more grateful than ever to God, feels he has received an amazing blessing and owes Him a lot. There is just one problem.... Ocelomeh society is extremely religious centered around Tecazilpocas, Anon treats them respectfully and as superiors, but simply refuse to worship them as gods. This cause problems to the point his wife starts to lose status in Ocelomeh society and anon feels terrible about it, at times she even snaps at him before apologizing. Worse of all, because of the public affection rule, the Tezcalipocas demand anon gets from his wife increasingly harsh treatment and she must comply or can't step in when anon is receiving a public scolding, even at times that when Anon talks back or argue with the Tezcas, ordering the wife to literally shut him up by beating him up with the (mamono silver, obviously) Macuahuitl. The Ocelomeh too feels bad as the harsh treatment anon gets and finds increasingly hard to follow the orders. She knows anon is otherwise a model husband that knows his place as a good househusband and doesn't deserve to be treated like a resisting order radical. Thus, a real clash of the cultures ensue. How will anon and his Ocelomeh wife solve this problem?

>2) As we know, given KC stance on fiction, there is a huge chance MG society does have a real censorship problem (he has lowkey admitted he doesn't believe in free speech for certain topics, though take this with a grain of salt. Incomplete info and translation issues are always a possibility when reading what he says.). Anon is an aspiring movie director or writer, however when he wants to explore darker topics, including ones where the villain wins, his work get censored and is threatened to be handed to the MG cops or even just be "disappeared" by having a Kunoichi take him away. There is even some sad scenes where he comes home to find his work has been confiscated or destroyed. He also get told by some monsters that this is the reason why men belong only in the bedroom or kitchen and have no business taking serious careers like writing or movie making.

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>>38333667
I can't make out what the other monster is. An Oni? An Inari?

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>>38333665
Titfucker!

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What are some good date night spots in MGC?

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>>38333865
Bicorn Vs Shirohebi.

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>>38333930
I wanna take a Gremlin to a tech convention for a date.

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[Anonymous No.]

>When your little sister brags to her monster girl friends that you're an adventurer and super cool.
>Their parents brush it off as you spinning tall tails or being a merchant.
>Then you come back to town and it turns out you're a max level adventurer.
>And you're still single.

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>>38333856
The second is good and has role reversal and stuff. But the first option is just a soap opera plot.

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>>38333930
flower district is always a nice place to go

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>>38334098
>Kiki watching spanish soap opera's

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>>38333930
the AG circuit

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>>38333994
>Then every single Mamono in town seeks to jump your bones.

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>>38333930
Taking an automaton to see the world's largest magnet.

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>>38334119
>Sister gets defensive and tries to chase the older women away.
>"This is why oniichan never comes back to town! You keep hassling him!"
>Meanwhile a loli lizardman is just looking at you as if you were the king himself striding through town.
There would be many, many potential marriage prospects.

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>>38334027
Bicorn gunna make sure her captain has a different girl in his bed every week.

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>>38334119
>Then every single Mamono
Man, English is weird. You can read that two different ways and I thought you were shitposting for a hot second there

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>>38333930
Ya gotta take your harem to a escape room and tell them they gotta work together to solve it or else no sex for one hour. Then you just watch from the control center.

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>>38334228
Gotta make it Wurm proof.

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>>38334254
Wurm gets a puzzle to do on the side

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>>38333667
>>38333640

Shirohebi is nowhere near my favorite MGs. But lately I have been really enjoying imagining confessing to a Ryu my fetishes or that she finds them out, she then calls a big buff warrior Shirohebi shrine maiden and just says "take him away and do as you please with him". The Shirohebi just grabs one of my arms with her 2 arms and walks me away with her, pressing my arm between her buff arms and her ample chest. As she drags me to her room, the Shirohebi chats up with me and if I fail to answer, her tone gets increasingly more aggressive, squeezes my arm a little tighter and puts her yandere then and immediately goes back to normal as I reply. She constantly makes passive aggressive yandere remarks as she takes me to her room.

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>>38334282
I would be perfectly fine being taken by a really buff Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

SOFT TROLL HANDS ON MY FACE

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>>38334338
SOFT TROLL ASS ON MY FACE

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>>38334344
YES I LIKE

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>>38334228
>spoiler
thats unimaginably cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334344
SOFT TROLL TITS SMOOSHING MY HEAD

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38333930
l'étreinte sombre is a really good hotel/resteraunt, I'd give it a look. its only a 15 minute walk from durella's castle, so you know that shits good.

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>>38334351
what they dont know is that the hour started the second they got in the escape room so there is no actual punishment.

The reward however involves a raging mushroom pizza

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>>38334338
>>38334344
SOFT TROLL HANDS ON MY ASS

[Anonymous No.]

big focks

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>>38334254
Can a Wurm understand how to get Churchill’s Cigar out of that bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334406
she'd leave it in cus she knows smoking is bad!

The smoke hobos hate that she tackles them and destroys their pipes on sight

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38333640
https://youtu.be/fHI8X4OXluQ

[Anonymous No.]

Should you be concerned if your wolfu starts nyaa-ing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38333930
For a Greenworm? Probably on top of a tall tree, where the freshest leaves are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334393
That focks looks pretty soft.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay for Hellhounds to awoo as they rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334539
No, that's too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334539
Yes, but what if they start wan-wanning instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38332956
I like the room, is there any way I can bathe without her?

[Anonymous No.]

Smart monster girls don't wear panties because panties get in the way of quickies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334556
Panties with holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334556
Ha, my wife doesn't wear her panties because I'm wearing them!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/greatveemon/status/1411316055750762503

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>>38334556

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334593
anon get the kikis panties off your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334622
Never!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lion pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334717
Thinking about thos beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>38333930
our bedroom

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>>38334745
Not much of a date, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334793
Some anons are very bland. Although escape rooms are cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this cunning predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334665
miss elf really likes to let it all hang out

[Anonymous No.]

What'd he do?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334886
He gave her an empty egg carton for her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334745
Did you request that bapho to spec or was it more up to the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334886
No clue but I want to be able to make a lim go feral with anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334886
Called her old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38332990
*sizzling noises*

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>>38334940
Akagi is best fox-wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334891
shoggy no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334556
Smart monsters don't have quickies lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334913
spec

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>>38334998
fuck off elh. nobody wants you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335054
No.

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[Anonymous No.]

>38335064
>38334998
you gotta do better than that to start shit bro....it's so obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335451
Papa wendi must be a good pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

druella is so lame and I hope I don't get raped by such a lame monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334717
Top tier for sure but personally I like fenec pussy the most.

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>>38334998
Iggy will always make me question my loyalty to the God-Emperor but my dick belongs to the Khornettes.

[Anonymous No.]

Skelly jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334998
>>38335064
>>38335519
Undivided is where it's at.

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[Anonymous No.]

Have an idea for a longer greentext/short story, but unsure of where I want to take it
>childhood friend Manticore has been softly bullying you for years
>never made any advances on you, but made absolutely sure the other monstergirls stayed well away
>once you hit highschool the teasing and bullying got worse and worse
>finally decide one day you want to get back at her a little bit
>enlist the help of one of a Cheshire you know from History class
thoughts? Want to make sure the base idea isn't shit if I'm going to put any more work into this

[Anonymous No.]

Write a Shirohebi passive aggressive threat or rant to her husband where she technically isn't threatening him or being unpolite to him at all.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38335653
As someone that got severily bullied in highschool, elementary and also regretably bullied a girl in elementary, I can't get behind MGs bullying you for real. But I guess that is just my trauma and it can be cute if written correctly. If it is like Nagatoro bullying and not the type that makes you want to rope and cry for real, I can get behind it.

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>>38335600
Archaon go and stay go.

>>38335054
Give your balls a tug titfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335666
Look at the number of tails, no way is she as young as she looks.

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>>38335690
>picking one when you could have all 4
Mmm, delicious salt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think all Shirohebi husband, even 100% faithful ones will eventually get the "flame" treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335451
you know what they say about guys with big hands

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>>38335741
They wear large gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335741
That's just a rumor started to trick monsters to go after those men

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335765
>mama wendi in absolute awe of papa wendis gloves

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>>38335765
>>38335792
>kids did I ever tell you how I meet your mother?
>flashback to minimama getting smacked in the face by large, errantly thrown, gloves

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>>38335519

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335804
>minimama awawawing at the sheer size of these mitten covers

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>>38335828

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>>38335624
But kiki doesn't deserve that fate...

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>>38333856
I always thought the easiest way to have drama in the MGE is to have a plot deal with the conflicts between different pro-monster factions. Maybe the Church of the Fallen God is planning a magical ritual to translocate your favourite placid kobold-and-holstaur light green demon realm into the depths of Pandemonium. Maybe the Mist Continent is planning another invasion of Zipangu and the local ninetales doesn't fancy the idea of becoming Empress Ren Xiongmao's Yuri handmaiden. Hell, write a fucking spy thriller where Dragonia and an Ice Kingdom are trying to convince an unaligned monster-friendly border city to join either one of them, first by sending sex tourists to try and convince the populace that Dragons > Glacies or Glaciers < Dragons, then dirty tricks like sending their hottest operatives to captivate prominent local citizens or something bcontracting tanukis to manipulate the economy, culminating in pitched battle full scale rape army invasion unless the hero can defuse the situation.
There's much fun to be had.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is a fat old hag
But I love her with all of my shota heart

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>>38335934
same thing brother, I was picked up by her when I was in the pound

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>DOTR
>(you) miraculously avoid being raped for the first few months
>things started to cool down somewhat
>you hunker down, make preparations for the long haul
>you've survived this long as a virgin, might as well go for your wizard powers
>a few years pass, with some close calls here and there, but you ultimately scrape by unnoticed
>you wake up one weekend
>soft glow of the morning sun falls through your bedroom window
>the covers feel so soft and warm
>there's just one thing wrong
>you can't move
>if you strain your eyes looking down, you see what seems to be the fluffiest Raiju you've ever seen completely wrapped around your chest
>your breathing quickens, and she stirs
>neon blue puppydog eyes look up at you sleepily
>"good morning anon" she smiles softly
>how does she know who-
>then it hits you, where you know her from
>the farmers market on the edge of town, you've been a regular there for months now
>the Raiju girl runs a fruit and vegetables stand for one of the local farm owners
>you must've forgotten your anti-rape spray, or not applied it heavily enough, and she followed you home or something to that effect
>as this dawns on you, she slowly, lazily, sensually, crawls further up your chest, until she's looking you in the eyes
>she smells like oranges and ozone
>she leans in, you feel her wavering breath on your cheek
>her voice is a shaky whisper
>"you have no idea how long I've wanted to do this anon"
>
>it's been 10 years to the day since you met Her
>another utterly comfy Saturday morning
>started a farm of your own a few years back
>it's been surprisingly successful
>you have 2 little mini-Raijus running around shocking each other silly now
>a year into being married, you were both surprised to find out that you were infertile
>apparently it wasn't terribly uncommon - some sort of side effect of the radiation from the first portals opening
>She took it much harder than you did
>of course, eventually after lots (and lots) of lovemaking, the incubization process worked its magic
>the smile on her face when she told you the news could've lit up the world
>now the oldest one would be starting school next year
>She was able to convince you to let her homeschool them
>it's probably for the best, at least you'll have two little farmhands when the girls aren't doing schoolwork, you told yourself
>it's a simple life, really
>you cuddle closer, and She softly hums into your ear, tiny sparks running down her body
>it's the little things that make life worth living

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>>38335977
>DOTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335977
D'aww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335741
Large hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335992
Day Of The Rape, I guess anons don't use the term much anymore? I remember seeing it used a lot a few years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335903
She's got a fever and its for you!

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>>38336008
It's a /monster/ meme.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38336021
That's not all she's got...

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine monster girls finding a caveman anon frozen in ice

[Anonymous No.]

>mom said it's my turn on the cock

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38336084
Imagine anon's shock after getting thawed out.
>berry pickers different than ay-non remember
>why have saber ears and fluff tail?
>what with unga-bazungas growing in size?
>when get strong enough to pick up ay-non and take him to snu-snu pelts?

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>>38336084
Is that what they call a frozen dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38336084
Goddammit now I gotta watch Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer again.

[Anonymous No.]

I think monstergirls are a natural quirk of the human condition. I think it's a human, particularly male response to anthropomorphosis things. I don't know why, perhaps it's that primal yang that drives us to invent yin, to dream of conquering it. Lady Winter, the older sister of Lady Death. I wonder if Ice Queens could even hold a candle.

There's a euphoria in extreme cold that's infinitely close to death. Something that drives the mind to see the Lady in its final moments, where you either take her embrace or reject it. Except in MGE the embrace is literal, and even if it is death, there's still undead incubi. But still the cold is terrifying and exciting.

If I couldn't die in my sleep, I think I'd rather freeze to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>You go to Dragonia's immigration bureau, you have been waiting for your guide for 15 minutes. Suddenly a towering 7ft+ dragon steps besides you. For five minutes straight she says nothing, she only stares at you blushing heavily.
>....
>....
>Oh, hi.. sorry for being late. You must be... anon, right?
>Yeah, I read your immigration form.
>My name is Mika I am a protector dragon, and I will be your guide today.....
>You begin to walk as you feel a pull on the back of your shirt
>H-hey.... I hope it doesn't bother you but,,,, do you mind if I keep physical contact with you at all times during the tour? Thi-this is so I don't lose you of course!
>As you are walking to the chocolate horns shop you see your Dragon stumbling
>Ah... don't worry anon. I am-- ah!
>Anon I... I am very, very sorry but.... I had an intense battle with a valkyrie recently and.... I need to have medicine rubbed in my scars and wounds, otherwise it can hurt a lot. If I finished applying all the medicine before coming I would had been more late and I didn't wanted that. I thought I could bear it, but I can't. I know my scars are too disgusting but... could y-you please help me and rub the medicine in my belly scars? Your hands would be really helpful in placing the medicine in the needed spots.

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>>38336117
Based

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>>38336084

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>>38336117
loooong

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>>38336253
>knock on mummy's sarcophagus to ask her on a date
>she drags you in and rapes you silly
wtf bros, she's skipping like three or four dates

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>>38336239
>I think it's a human, particularly male response to anthropomorphosis things.
Nuh-uh, my gender studies teacher told me men objectify women, which is like the total opposite of anthropomorphasizing!

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>>38336262
Yetis can't comprehend being unable to hug a problem into submission.

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>>38336117
Why do I want to be an imprisoned sex slave so bad, anons?
You'd think if a person was going to fantasise about getting effortless sex they'd just imagine having a magnetic appeal that can get any girl to do anything just by flashing a smile. Yet I imagine that and "meh". Whereas if I imagine the scenario pictured here: diamonds.

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>>38336280
Maybe you should stop dressing like you were begging for it

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>>38336293
Well, technically...

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What are they trying to tell me?

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>>38336288
I know you're just joking, but modern academia is built precisely upon inverting the natural world, order and the natural flow of society. It's in doing so they can fill the void created by diverting our natural desires with shit, or redirect that energy into other falsities.

Point being, cold is scary, and part of me wants to meet an Ice Queen as I slowly cease under a hundred degrees of frost.

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>>38336248
>strong
>proud
>easily embarrassed
It's like doragons were made to be bullied.

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>>38336117
the desert seems like a fun place

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>>38336313
But MGs are sexual beings! Anything I wear is “asking for it”!

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>>38336262
Yeti must assemble a hoard and thaw it with their collective heat

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>>38336313
thats the same thing the MG police told me when I was gonna get a wife

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>>38336322
>kiss us, baka!

[Anonymous No.]

What would cause a Kiki to snap and force her mastah across her lap and give him a good spanking? What if he orders her to stop or not spank him?

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>>38336239
>>38336326
You're definitely not the first to notice. Anybody got that old post that started out something along the lines of
>from the time man first looked up to the stars he thought "I want to fuck that"

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>>38336293
the cuddlesquad is brutal and efficient

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>>38336418
I'm not scared of some squishy nerds or boring old cuddling

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>>38336418
>no weresheep to sneak up behind me and lock me in a sleeper hold
sad days

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[Anonymous No.]

If you bully a fox and call her a cat,
She will bully you back and call you _______.

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>>38336084
*Cavemanon
>>38336117
Love this artist, always cute.

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>>38336253
the bandages were never for her.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal size difference between human/monster couples

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>>38336494

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>>38336494
it's a start

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>>38336504
What monster is she? An Oni?

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>>38336504
I like this way better, she can easily carry me around like a daki or can hold me out like long cat

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>>38336510
Dragon(?)

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>>38336504
>Impressed, Human?

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>>38336504
IMAGINE

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>>38336462
A Nigger

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>>38336537
5 of them and one normal sized anon on a sofa

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>>38336293
>the answer, give him a hug
>and if that don't work, use more hug

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>>38336527

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>>38336239

Monsters appeal to men on the kind of relationship they rarely will ever have. The "men like to be dominant and providers" thing is a myth. However, men have to take that role because it is either that or no sex and love. Yes, some men want and like to take that role naturally, but I doubt is something most men want unlike what we have been led to believe.

Take a look at the popularity of the Hellhound, a popularity that is repeated through multiple forums and cross language barriers, including Spanish and apparently Russian. A sexy woman that unconditionally loves you, will care for you and protect you.

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>>38336504
I actually have really sad news, according to Perentie Redux and he is a good enough source I think it is legit to believe him, KC stated some long time ago that the maximum height for monster girls is 10ft, with the giants maxing out at 10ft.

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>>38336617

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>>38336648
I have to note however KC noted that this info might had been retconned, given how old it apparently is.

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Make KC canonize reverse isekai doujins!

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>>38336648
That picture actually looks about right for a guy next to a 10 foot tall woman.

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>>38336648
discussion probably came up around cyclops with the whole "ex-giant family" thing

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>>38336648
It should be noted Perentie said that this info might had been retconned given how old the info apparently is. So maybe girls bigger than 10ft are possible and all tall races can range 2ft-10ft now.

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>>38336685
Given how Japanese men tend to be manlets, she might even be that tall.

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>>38336685

The problem is that this picture would only be possible with the biggest race if them all. So if you want that with an Oni or Dragon it wouldnt be possible.

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>>38336725
i'm not going to spend too much time worrying about that and instead like what i like.

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>>38336406
>You're definitely not the first to notice
Yeah, it's just... I dunno, I feel like there's a special relationship we have with winter. And it makes sense given north eurasian history. It's so total a force, so overwhelming, so indiscriminate. All you can do is survive it. And dream of fucking it.

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>>38336725
>Oni and dragons aren't the biggest races
You're trying way too hard to shit in other people's cereal.

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All Sabbath MGs see their hisbands as "Big Brother", but KC has not released a loli mother MG or mom Sabbath branch and this is outrageous, its unfair. How can you marry a loli old fox and not be a son?

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>>38336782

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This is important

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>>38336845
I wish to huff.

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>>38336845
This is more important.

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[Anonymous No.]

Fox booba

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>>38336856
Arguable, but I'm still rubbing my face against it. You're both forgetting what's most important, though.

[Anonymous No.]

what about short?

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>>38336911
short

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire wife bought two jiangshi talismans labeled "overflowing production"
>wants to stick one to her breasts, one to your balls
>decides to surprise you with it in the middle of the night instead

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>>38336951
Shouldn't she have two for her breasts?

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>>38336911
>Not posting the updated version

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>>38336973
>209cm draph
It's everything I ever wanted.

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>>38336973
gib the big one

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>>38336973
Is there a particular reason the guy is wearing nothing but a speedo and a luchadore mask?

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>Find out my dad and hellhound momsters make all their money doing porn
>Everyone in schools find out too due to never using fake names
>Bullyhounds at school pin me against my locker asking if I'm going to go into the same business as my dad
>Bicorns give me their number and tell me to hit them up in the future if I need an agent
>Tanukis asking me if my parents can put a good word for them to any directors and asking if they need assistants
>Other kids ask me if I can leak their full videos for free

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>>38337023
Easy access to anonymous sex.

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>>38337034
Sounds like hell, pun known of but not intended.

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>>38337023
I sometimes wonder why I bother wearing more.

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>>38336983
yes indeed

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>>38337034
thats when you look the bullyhounds dead in the eye and say what your parent real money maker porn is

hardcore missionary breeding porn with full eye contact and intertwined fingers

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>>38337105
>there’s one film banned in MGC that’s new
>it’s a foreign film called “Amour de Mains”
>it’s just two hours of couples in deep, loving, passionate sex with emphasis on their hands from beginning to end

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At what point would a loli monster stop looking like a loli if they started getting taller?

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>>38337130
amour de mains? more like frenchie de speak anglo.

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>>38337136
At no point, height isn't the distinction, sexual maturity is.

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>>38336340
hot

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>>38337143
So can have big booba chubby 7 feet tall loli?

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>>38337159
Anon, I... booba is a secondary sexual characteristic. i.e. their presence = not a loli. Also, chubby =/= sexual maturity, it just means you need to diet. So yea you can have a fat 7ft tall loli, assuming she hasn't hit puberty yet.

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>>38337174
oh boy time for thigh worship

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>>38337174
no my name is anon

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>>38337174
Wait, rent is due already?!

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>>38337174
>Anons tripping over themselves to light Shortstack Nura's pipe.

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Fancy bug.

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it must suck being a hellhound's slave.

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>>38328852
Fancy bugs

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>>38337308
It typically licks

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>>38337308
>Whenever you do something out of line, she lets out a low, dangerous growl as a warning.
O-Okay.

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>finish being raped into exhaustion by tentacle
>great fairy of the forest happens by and heals you
>tentacle round 2 start
t-thanks ms titania.

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>>38337164
>She blends in with male zombies very well
Uh huh

Sure

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>>38331685
>This is a real thing in the lore
I'm pretty sure it's just that world's coffee.

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>>38337374
It's like that cowgirl doujin where you just put some human ears on her. Without them, she just blends in with all the other cows. It's the same with the tomboy zombies, you put them in a loose singlet and spats and no one can tell the difference.

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Which MGs would revolt to seize the means of reproduction?

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>>38337308
>>38337319

KC stated in a tweet she does not tolerate even a moment out of her sight if you are out of home. If this happens, she will get so worried and must rape you immediately to calm down, even carrying you home is usually not an option according to KC, you will get taken to the nearest available alley and raped there. This is due how overprotective she is.

But bear in mind this was in reply to a tweet saying he wanted to marry a Hellhlund that is so overprotective she doesnt allows him to leave home unescorted, keeps him close to her all the time when they are out and never lets him leave her sight. We dont know if all Hellhounds are this overprotective.

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>>38337443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPx7E27Bc8

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>>38337319
>>Whenever you do something out of line, she lets out a low, dangerous growl as a warning.

What if the warning just turns you on?

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>>38334966
I like Kaga more. Wish she was as crazy as her sister.

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>>38337538
>Wish she was as crazy as her sister.
No thanks, the red foxes can handle the crazy while the blue foxes continue to be best girls.

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>drawfag request still turns me on even after one year

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>>38337465
Probably not to that extent most of kcs replies are about enabling whoever is asking's fantasy

but that is a funny concept

>hellhound and anon are out shopping
>hellhound is busy deciding which collar she likes best for him
>anon walks away for a moment to look at knock off yugioh cards by the check out.
>Hellhound nearly has a panic attack and drags him into the changing rooms to suck his dick

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>>38337547
I behold the natural order and spit in its face. Yan Kaga shall stand as a monument to the hubris of mankind.

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>>38337164
oh no!

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>>38336811
The important question.... does she spanks you when you misbehave?

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>>38330229
I want to bully an akaname by grabbing her tongue.
Or train a beastgirl not to bite.

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>>38337621
demonsilver ladles are multipurpose

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>>38330159
need inhuman android wife

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>>38337643
>Or train a beastgirl not to bite.
That's what the ball gag is for.

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>>38335737
I like to think simple misunderstandings will lead to the flame

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How would emergence go in mge?

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>>38336504
>>38336617
>>38336655
Big girls with boobs as big as the guy's torso are LIFE

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I hope Anon gets shaken down by big kot.

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>>38337656
>>38336811

I am into big muscled girls. But I have to admit, after watching Senko San, the concept of an adult loli that takes me as her husband AND son is very appealing.

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>>38337200
> "And it's gone up this week chump, I'm raising it to 10 cummies a month"
> "Unless you'd rather find a different apartment building?"
> "No I'm not paying to clear out the devil bug infestation!"
> "If they keep crawling under your blanket in your sleep and blowing you, that's you're problem."
> "It means you don't have enough cum left to pay me the rent increase?"
> "Don't give me that, you're a healthy young man, ten loads for your landlady a month is still a great deal in this neighbourhood"
> "For Eros' sake, fuck! Alright, I'll meet you halfway: you can pick the payment method. Bukkake, paizuri, anal, whatever. But I'm getting all ten."

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>>38337880
>Paizuri please, did you want me to wear the shirtless butler outfit again?

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ufufu

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>>38337861
I've mastered the ability to scruff almost ever kind of beast woman, this kot doesn't know what she's getting into

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>>38332167
pale purple skin
little twin braids
oversized cloaks
oversized rumps
loli liches simply can't be beat
>>38332715
We've had people confess to cumming on little girl's toothbrushes, us cunndead lovers are on the tame side
>>38336782
Shirokuto has an echidna with her

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>Be blind
>adopted by centaur family
>Older sister constantly dotes on me
>Always insisting I stay within earshot
>Somehow managed to convince the family to share a room with me
>There’s only one bed
>Spend the nights cradled to her horse half
>Always seem to wake up with milk on my lips, or so I’m told
>Overhear sister telling mom how her udders aren’t as swollen as they’re used to be

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>>38337164
Hello, I'd like ten please. I'm paying cash.

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>>38337164
Ah! She's got me in a headlock!

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>>38337164
This is a Le Petít Mort misinterpretation, right?

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>>38338232
There's nothing petit about those tits nor what I'd do between them

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>>38336973
Where is that AAA granblue RPG? Did it get canceled?

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>>38337861
Damn, what are they feeding these cats?

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>>38338285
I told you they put holst milk in everything these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Need monsters with thick meaty thighs

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>>38335828
multihorns are pure sex

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>>38336685
Works for me.

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>>38338482

That's cheating and you know it.

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>>38338482

That's cheating and you know it. Serpentine women, Soldier Beetles and Sandworms are banned from height contests. Juuuudge Bapho, this Wurm is cheating using her lower half to gain extra height!

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>>38338603
Actually she's basically on her knees to give others a fair chance! Wurm is nice, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Dragons good momster for grown men? This >>38336811 really left me desiring a mom wife, but I don't like lolis and I would like a big strong girl momster instead.

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>>38338645
yes, its more than likely that a dragon is going to be much older than you

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>>38338645
> Wants a mom wife
> Doesn't go straight for Titania
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38338669
Big sisters that are canonically childish
>>38337621
She lets you spank her when you're well behaved.

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[Anonymous No.]

>be sick
>no Manticore wife to force me to call in sick
>no Manticore wife to force to me to stay in bed
>no Manticore wife to molest and grope while she's worried and trying to take care of me
>no Manticore wife to pull into the bed to snuggle during the power nap
Druella will have some explaining to do, once portals finally open.

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>>38338768
I'm imagining Galenite four humours mgs who conclude that every human affliction is caused by an accumulation of "choleric fluids" or "phlegmatic fluids" or "somatic fluids" and prescribe gentle sperm-milking each time

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>>38338811
Hyperspermia is a real condition, Anon! Billions of men suffer every day!
Human men are the most lewd creatures in the world. They are in heat 24/7 and constantly producing new seed.
Unless they are regularly milked dry by their wives, their bodies produce too much seed and that causes hysteria, physical pain and depression.
Please help raise awareness and save men from the horrible pain of sexual absitnency!

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>>38338768
>Be sick
>Have lich wife
>She insist you should become an undead incubus to resolve this
>You just have a minor cold.

[Anonymous No.]

So can I just kidnap any zombie I wat if they're unmarried?
Can I kidnap the Wight queens zombie daughter and turn her into a love slut?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 21 and bald, can a chechire cat still love me without making fun of it ?

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>>38338921
Sure thing, Eggsy.

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>>38338921
Can? Yes.
Will? No.
She's gonna make fun of you but make up for it by loving you 5 times as hard.

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>>38338929
Oh right, they're egg people in wonderland. I'm fucked...

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>A Cheshire makes fun of anon
>Then another woman makes fun of anon using the exact same thing Cheshire makes fun on
>Tears from anon's face

What would Chesh do?

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>>38338965
>claws to face
>most vile insult in Norfern Ingerlish ever heard
>teleport her ass to the scorched lava plains
>hug and comfort Anon
Chesires are incredibly protective over their bulliying target (beloved).

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>>38338965
Throw succubus nostrum at her and then have her suck anon off to salve his feelings

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>>38338965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2mgxML57Q

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>>38339007
>>38338921
>She don't say a thing and hug you
>Start to gently scrub you head
>Ask why
>She say that she wants to see the future in the crystal ball

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RARE VIDEO of JABBERWOCKS fighting for dominance in the wild. [you must see it!]
https://youtu.be/O4AmAzcscU4

[Anonymous No.]

Can't seem to find Tanuki gallery. Can anyone explain? Can I have link plz?

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>>38338965
This is an excellent opportunity to teach her that actions have consequences. Be sure to cut her out of your life so she learns a valuable lesson about hurting others with words.

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>>38339130
How would different monster girls "establish dominance"?
>Kej having a heated argument over who has the best hair and gets to be the 'maddam'

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>>38339529
Anubi would take off their sandals and go:
>by Lilith behave yourself, or I will make you taste my shoes

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>>38339605
I'm sure that would peak the interests of at least a few anons.

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>>38337880
You can’t get away with this forever! I know you’re working with the Creeping Coin, I’ll blow the lid off this whole operation!

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>>38339529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeQE1qLy6mM

[Anonymous No.]

I am in love with my adoptive momster

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>>38340214
Momster = adoptive monster mom, so you don't need to add adoptive.
Also that's kinda the point of single monsters adopting boys.

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>>38340294
A bat's gotta eat

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>>38338965
>What would Chesh do?
Haha! That's a good one. I didn't think of that!

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the desire called when you want to see your penis disappear into a lamia's mouth?

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>>38338965
You know there's that trope where someone bullies someone and loses their shit when somebody else does it. Nachos must be very susceptible to this.
>>38339529
Bunanon said a few threads back how female rabbits dryhump others to establish dominance.

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>>38339148
https://imgbox.com/g/j1BKVBmeYY
Works for me.

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>>38340332
A good way to tell what a bat eats is by the size of their ears. Fruit bats tend to have smaller ears because they either don't use echolocation or use it rarely. The ears of insectivores and carnivores tend to be as big or bigger than their heads. This bat needs more meat (hehe) in her diet, and less fruit, nuts, and grains.

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>>38340558
That's missing the danuki blowjob pic

https://imgbox.com/IpkuIbBf

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go work on a brothel at Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are sending me to a boarding school in the Mamono Realms

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>>38340912
i have a feeling its filled with alps

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>>38340929
>Alps
What's that?
Are they good people? I hope they are nice and friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38340695
>erogaki anon bullying all the obasans into giving up their salaries for coom

[Anonymous No.]

These bats are driving me batty!

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>>38340984
>alps
They're mountains, anon, his school is in the mountains.

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>>38340984
oh lord. they be former men turned monster girl.

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>>38341002
Oh I see! Thank you for the helpful information.
I'm very excited about going there

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>>38341015
Surely you jest, I've heard of no such thing.
But, if what you say is true. Then doesn't that mean I'll be surrounded by beautiful ladies? Oh, I can hardly contain my delight at this prospect!

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>>38340996
Need thick batwife

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>>38340695
Do monster brothels have shotas

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>>38340992
i'd rather be the very pure shota they just can't stop violating over and over again and me waking without remembering anything but my body remembers what happens

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>>38341176
yup, they gotta cater to all tastes ya know?

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>>38341176
They have human males of all kinds.
Most don't even know how they got there!

[Anonymous No.]

Whose mouth would you rather sniff?
>Anubis
>Hellhound
>Kikimora
>Kobold

It's tough, but I think I'd give a slight edge to anubis over kikimora.
I would like to sniff them all though.
Yes, I'm a mouth slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341240
I choose loli lich

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>>38341261
Probably smells like death. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341240
>Yes, I'm a mouth slut
Same, but for Kissing.
I get the feeling that herbivores have the best breath.

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>>38341277
No it smells sweet and youthful.

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>>38341298
I'll politely disagree. I think plant girls would be best + dormice. But yeah, after them, it's maybe herbivores. I never sniffed a cow's or horse's mouth, so I don't know to be honest.

>>38341319
Nah, definitely like death, especially if we're talking true loli. Because she's "freshly" dead. An older lich and other older undead probably have no odor to their breath.

[Anonymous No.]

Make a cheshire cat cry in happiness

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>>38341176
>Be shota anon, orphan, living on the streets of an order kingdom
>One day you're kidnapped and many days later you're suddenly in some strange land filled with female monsters
>You've been sold to a brothel owned by some monster lady
>It's not that bad really, the older prostitutes of the brothel treat you like their young brother and half the customers you get don't even want sex, just some boy to roleplay with
>Strangely, all of the girls who pay for you are old enough to be your mother
>Sometimes you have to call security because they refuse to let you go after their time is up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341353
Make a cheshire cry by never laughing at her jokes, never engaging in her shenanigans, and never reacting to her pranks.

[Anonymous No.]

I have more questions about silver realm.
Can he resist heat if yes how much ?
Have we any examples of it used with gunpowder weapon without failure ?
Will the bullet part deform itself if the barrel become to hot ?
Can i drunk it if molten without killing me ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341352
>plant girls
Forgot about them, yeah you're probably right.
>>38341378
Morning anon! Rough night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341378
Put down the Mike's Hard Lemonade, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341352
>true loli. Because she's "freshly" dead
No, it means she's an undead girl's biological daughter dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341472
Could be either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341430
>>38341434
You don't take me seriously but you will see. You will hunt down your wife with my ammos when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341493
bruh, calm down, sober up, and suck on some titty to cool your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341493
>You will hunt down your wife when the portals open
>not the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341472
Born undead or freshly dead, she's gonna be rotten until she grows older. That's just how it is. Sorry.

Always go for the ancient undead instead. That way their not rotten anymore. Maybe even regal undead! And maybe from the desert!

TTTJM

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341493
I'd rather be hunted down instead of me hunting her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38334356
ITZZA ME WAAHRIO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341557
i'll go for a tall venus wight, thx for helping me, fellow undead lover

[Anonymous No.]

No one ever suspects the maid to be evil

[Anonymous No.]

DOOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341657
>evil maid
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341690
https://youtu.be/eVrYbKBrI7o

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341535
That's an elf...
>>38341574
How can you reach her and be worth of her if you can't defend yourself ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341737
>be worth of her
All you need is to want to be with her, and all problems will solve themselves, and you will get your happy ending. That's why KC is so based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341737
and? an elf can be an elf and a cow as well

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know if I'm being doppel'd or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341557
>she's gonna be rotten until she grows older
That's just not how it works.

Younger = prime, regardless of whether the monster is undead or alive. So go for the regal little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341762
Fair point but i still want to struggle and fight. I guess everyone can have what he want but can he get it the way he want ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341787
>Hello, I am Elrisa Feywind, third ranking captain of the isle guard, heir to the Feywind estate, noble of the highest order, and cow in Anon's 'Down Home Dairy'.
>I particularly enjoy that last title, it makes me feel so in touch with the common people.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that being deprived of love is considered a crime in MGC.
You will be punished by being hugged by a monster girl and told that she loves you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341895
i like committing crimes like stealing, loitering, hopping borders, having no papers, and stealing silly hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341895
>They may take our freedom but they will mever take our depress- oh shit, they took our depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341895
Then call me a career criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341826
The littlest pharaohs are of course the most breedable.
>captcha: STAY8

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341956
>Stay 8
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
If their age is on the clock, then they're ready for the cock.
Old enough to count, old enough to mount.
If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341826
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38336153
>I'm a caveman, Your Honor. Your modern world confuses me. I watch movies and wonder how they squeeze the people inside of the screen. I wonder where the magic fire demons hide in the microwave. I don't know how you people discovered how to grow buildings out of stone and metal. Sometimes this modern frightens me so much that I want to throw up my hands screaming, and run back to my beachfront resort to review my annual capital gains portfolio holdings. I'm a caveman, I don't understand these things. But I do understand that the plaintiff's penis was erect when my client mounted it. It doesn't take a caveman to recognize a that this is a sign of love, Your Honor. So I move that the Order of Protection against my client be vacated.
The look on your rapist's face when she hires unfrozen caveman lawyer and wins the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341535
>>38341787
I love elves.

[Anonymous No.]

When I'm in bed, I hug my body pillow and straddle my leg over it, holding it close. I like to think I'm holding my monsterfu close when I'm doing this, and that we're sleeping together like this.

I used to have two body pillows but had to toss one because it was so old that the fabric was ripping and cotton was spilling out. I used to press this one against my back with the help of a blanket to simulate another monsterfu holding me close from behind. Good for harem fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>thousand years later
>the DL has accomplished her goal, and now monsters can give birth to incubi
>decides to retire
>next demon lord is a cow
>keeps all the changes the previous DL made, adds giant milkers to all girls
>sabbath on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342197
Poor Marune is forgotten again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342197
Heh, good thing the next DL wasn't a sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342207
Good old Marune
>"I'm inevitable, oniichan. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341493
Maybe they won't try your ammo, but I will. She will be hunting me; me hunting her in response would be fair. Sexy firefights with your waife are underrated. Then we WILL help the rest of you find love with as much armament as needed. We insist. Remember to serpentine, to keep it interesting!

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere cow
>Will only let you drink and use their milk
>No more buying milk anywhere else
>Not even commercial milk from the store
>Not even fake "milks" like almond, oat, and onions
>In fact, no liquids that look like milk at all
>Only her breast milk will be allowed
She will give you the horns if you disobey

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342290
This will not be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342290
reminds of that greentext about yandere momster cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>38341956
>loli pharaoh
>haughty
>lewd
>big ass
>8
Monster girls can't get much better or more weak to anal than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342290
Mam please I love milk but I have a weak stomach, it can't take that much dairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342323
By eight, she means eight millennia

[Anonymous No.]

Fug the bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342330
Holst milk is very good for your digestion. Even if you are lactose intolerant, it won't give you problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342351
Fucked the buck instead. Oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>38328852

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342387
so u fucked a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342387
FUG THE BUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342370
>cow hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342350
t. Shirokuto member projecting

[Anonymous No.]

Being dryfished wouldn't be so bad if you got reincarnated as her son.
Sounds like something a yandere would do to make you fully hers.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a mg family react when the first mal babies start being born

I'd expect the first to probably be to a echidna
>Has already had 12 kids, currently going on 13
> Pregnancy feels different than before, she assumes that she must be pregnant with a new breed of mg
>Child is born
>IsThatAPenis.gif
>Sisters start fighting over who gets to hold him first

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342527
>Hyper yandere demon thanks your mother for blessing her with your birth, but wants part of herself inside you too.
>Transfers you into a new, improved body which is almost identical to the old one, except your mother's genes have been systematically replaced her hers using magic.
>Begins coddling you and treating you like her son, because now you are.
>Sucks you dry every night in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38330644
maybe not handle, but let supervise and give professional opinion/advice is basically guranteed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342527
I always liked the idea that wheb a succ sucks out your soul it becomes a cute little cartoon ghost they can play with and put back in your body anytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>38328852
focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342746
Fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342865

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342613
hot. i like this. also that succ is probably my favorite succ design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342527
This is like some weird mix between an abyssal, a demon and a wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343059
she was just caught doing it, wasn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342387
That face tells me the deer fucked you, violently

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343149
Hello sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342527
>>38342613
Holy fuck that's hot.
God I want a yandere mom monster wife to engage in incest with

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343149
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343149
Good afternoon sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343149
Hey, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343184
She didn't, but she's about to. She can't get enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343149
QUE PASO, MI HERMANO? DIGAME

[Anonymous No.]

She's here! What deals will she make today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343345
Seems like she gonna do a kidnapping to get an anon his waifu from the looks of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343361
From what I remember from the original post that inspired the picture, she's giving Anon an offer he can't refuse that involves one of her underlings.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get sold to a cake danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343399
What if you ask her on a date instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343404
pretty easy, get a loan that u can't possibly pay and put your body as collateral

[Anonymous No.]

>>38328852
bros, what if instead of a monster daughter, it's human boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343345
yeah well she better get me those mana crystals or I'm going to cut her off of her enhanced tail conditioner

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343345
Nothing much, she just agreed to raised prices from the usual suppliers, because she understands that inflation is here, is considerate and wants to retain good business relations she built over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
Raise him to love monsters, just like his dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
Cool, I always wanted a son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
I am going to make sure he doesn't become a whore like his dad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343416
I want to be from an incredibly poor and impoverished family who decides to sell me at a young age to a desperate hag danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343413
Fox herself was married in that greentext, so not really. But she would appreciate you're taking the initiative if you ask the Mino out without nudging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
give him a beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
get him a monster tutor so he learns how to deal with women, preferably a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
Give him a monster sister so he won't be as lonely. Don't worry if they turn it into a family circle as they get older, the mamono mama makes everything ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343399
There it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343538
Unless you forbid your daughter to seek out other men and lock her in the house - she won't touch him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343568
speaking in absolutes is a nasty habit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343462
Children learn by example, so that means you have to give up your whore ways. You are going to be monogamous and commit yourself to a loving relationship with your wife and mother of your child, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343606
Hey man, most people don't like incest. If you want to see it in your monster household go ahead, but other people won't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343621
I'm a slut only for my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Need mino wife

[Anonymous No.]

I have a fantasy of being milked unconscious by a monster and waking up hours later to find her still going to town on my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343621
i already did, but I did a couple of pornos here and there.... and was also among the most popular pornstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343555
I don't know why but this makes me want an MGC version of Pulp Fiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
Okay, I'll just try keep him safe till hes ready to go venture off into the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343430
i am going to make sure he never sees a woman until he is 18

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343636
Good anon.
>>38343645
Keep him away from the internet for as long as possible. And move to the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343685
I love wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343719
anon, i think u dum, wyverns have wings for hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>38333001
boy do i got a picture for ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343726
Yeah I might be dumb, bit of a crayon eating gyrene myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343730
I was there that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342538
I'm having a cuteness induced heart attack imaging a monster mother hearing
>It's a healthy baby boy ma'am
For the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343750
You need a wurm momster to take care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343750
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343463
Still mad that only one of Anesky's doujins have been translated so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343757
>monster girls spend most of their youth chasing after boys
>the joy one feels knowing she and her husband can pass on that experience to another monster girl
Anon, I didn't want this feel.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be a molly's easy tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343345
>Alright anon, I will lend you money so your family's business doesn't go under, but in exchange I will be taking your chastity.
>Oh you think the price is steep? Yes it is, but how else do you think your poor parents are gonna survive this economic downturn, don't worry they don't have to know where the windfall is coming from and you get to take the credit, while Sugar Mamasan Danuki gets what she wants, it's a win win.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343822
Sorry but I already got an offer from that foreign company that just moved into town and they have lifetime health insurance
>tfw Shark Tank where monsters bid on both business and husband potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343846
eye snussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342538
Would you anons prefer to be the oldest, the middle child, or the youngest in a monster family? I'm the youngest myself so I kinda like the idea of having a ton of older sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343879
I'm the oldest, so I wouldn't mind an onee-chan that likes to spoiler her younger brother. Kinda indifferent to whether or not I have a younger sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343879
I'd want to be the middle child but also have a fraternal twin sistern

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343854
Have you guys figured out that the reason for all the eye jewelry is because vagina yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343879
the youngest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343980
Holy shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343999
is druella wearing vaginas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343913
Remember, if you're the older twin to always remind your sister about it even if you're only a few seconds older. I think this kind of teasing is especially fun for martial girls or the more femdom monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343822
>tfw i have a kinky desire to get used and abused by a fat old hag tanuki and trying to hide how much i love when she manhandles me and forces me to eat her out or fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344019
On the flip side a twin mg is going to be inherently protective of their brother

>Hellhound sister growls at any other mg that comes by
>Bunyip is always wearing the paper plate mask anon made for her and keeps play pouncing in him

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344078
>drinking in a smoke filled club
>jazz band finishes their set
>a centaur wanders on stage
>sings one of the best sets you've ever heard in your life
>head starting to feel fuzzy
>when it ends she gives you a smile and wink
>spotlight hits you
>she gives a VERY special thank you to the handsome stud sitting in the corner booth
>realize that this isn't smoke, it's pink mist
>screech of chairs across the floor as a dozen drunken monsters start to amble towards you
>at least they paid your tab for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344109
>>Bunyip is always wearing the paper plate mask anon made for her
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344127
Man running a bar like this sounds fun. Playing matchmaker as the barkeep or tricking dense customers into the arms of monsters would be a step up from office work

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344127
why is it always pink mist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344127
i wanna a monster to record the drunken rape fest

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344129
>>38344109
>finally get a gf your autismo snek accepts
>snuggle in your room
>your sister comes in
>says it's her turn to cuddle your gf
>years later
>talking to your brother-in-law
>he says your sister won't give up old mask even though it's all ruined now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344109
>Harpies keep trying to perch on their brothers shoulders and head
> Mermaids make sure their brother wears pool floaties for safety even as teenagers
>Kunochi and mantis are always stalking them
>Kiki's make their brothers play house
>Unicorns stage play weddings

You know that made me wonder, can slimes not have actual male sons since they don't really reproduce like any other mgs, same for automatons

[Anonymous No.]

remember daughters are for raising ONLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38336648
then i'll just have to make myself shorter to compensate. yet another perk to taking a few levels in magecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344019
I imagine this'll work on hounds and other strong monsters until they get taller than you then you'll be on the receiving end of relentless teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>38328852

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344268
I wonder how that apophis greentext would end. I hope the dirty hag slut snake wins out over daughterusnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344010
everything about her is sexual, so yes.
>>38344268
I need a mompophis...

[Anonymous No.]

Party members being part of loss scenes was a mistake, they should just be "knocked out" and you deal with the actual scene.

There is literally no way to make some of the scenes not seem like actual rape which is bad considering the game runs on the " it's not really rape we swear" rule

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344318
Hag snake must win, first at least, she needs to show her step daughter how to use her body to pleasure a man, because I can’t think of anything hotter than a hagpophis guiding the younger apophis’ hips as she helps her bounce on her step dad’s dick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38328852

[Anonymous No.]

If lamias are all hyper possessive what happens if you get a harem of them, is it like one of those garter snake fuck balls with them all trying to coil around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344439
Gonna be smelling good like snakes for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38337350
i will never get tired from saying this, but god bless this artist for giving us MTGxMGE pics. i also wanna make a joke on turning her Temple Garden into a Breeding Pool but nobody except me will understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38335700
she's actually YOUNGER than she looks, being some sort of eldritch construct instead of 'natural born'

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344479
Mtg as in magic the gathering or some other acronym?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344322
i want a bogie clown momster so I can get my dick sucked while swinging 100 ft above the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>38336811

Words cant describe my hatred for the Sabbath now. Fuck you Sabbath and fuck you Baphomet. Why?! Why did I had to read the description and see that Witch of Motherly Love image?! I like huge 7ft amazonian girls, that is my taste! Sabbath is as far from my taste as it is Pluto. Since yesterday I cant stop thinking and imagining of being pampered by and spanked by a witch of motherly love. Fuck you Sabbath, I hate you so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342527
not sure if I want this boner

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that 'Tom' is also a term for turkey males

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344575
Do turkey harpies dread thanksgiving or look forward to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344625
Well let me put it this way: they get STUFFED with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38336811
>>38344548
https://exhentai.org/g/2107334/97eb49dabd/
remake of https://exhentai.org/g/2037027/0c4dcfadf7/
here for fiflthy non sadpanda faggots https://nhentai.net/g/376720/
artist is LDL

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344705
fucked up artist name, LBL

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344268
>man finds and adopts young apophis
>tries to keep things non-lewd
>one day, he accidentally nicks his hand on the loli grape snake's fang
>oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344506
>Magic the Gathering
exactly. the game kinda sucks right now but some designs are nice. the "joke" in my last post is that Temple Garden is the name of a Land card associated with Selesnya, a faction that that Titania has an emblem of on her staff. Breeding Pool is also the name of a land, and it's a pretty nice one. hell, quite a lot of non-basic land names can be innuendo for pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344560
I love her maid "uniform" but she cant at least try to match the clothing needed depending on the weather.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn the tables on the shy bunyip by stalking her instead

[Anonymous No.]

Need mg version of this

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to make a law for MGC that all monsters must wear big floopy and silly hats

[Anonymous No.]

>Alraune-Ghoul wife closes the petals so I'm locked in the dark with her again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344753
Ah I see it now
>Simic
My favorites, nothing like genetically engineered super waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344777
Famous last words

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343979
Oh, to be bound in a Kej’s hair while warm Hyon smoke fills my lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344803
Do you want me to call someone or will you be ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344803
How does she not notice the screen for whatever device you sent this on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344803
>Alraune wife closes her bulb for the winter
>time for four months of non-stop pollination

[Anonymous No.]

>>38344887
>Bunyip is slithering through her family home passed her family's mask collection
>Anon is just flat against the wall wearing one of the masks

[Anonymous No.]

I need a giant bunbun

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345117

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342318
Post it please

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343059
This was finished and animated anon.
https://twitter.com/vadaboob/status/1411035417571303424

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345117
>>38345157
Remember anons rabbits will dry hump you to assert dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345262
How could you make your own daughter do something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345270
4 humps per second. Be careful around buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345270
But will they hump me dry to assert dominance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345270
Rabbitanon! I call upon you to deliver to us another random bun fact!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345270
Do gyaru buns film it and use it to blackmail you for carrots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345270

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345270
they are just rabbits, they are weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38342133
That’s just a wingless angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>38332951
>crop farm
We grow 2 kinds of Corn here.
Uni and Bi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345599
Ask and you shall receive

>>38345633
Since this anon said this I'll combine one I've mentioned before. Mother rabbits will regularly body snakes defending their babies, their claws and teeth are very sharp and can pretty easily maim or kill snakes. Additionally if you put a rabbit in a bed and ruffle the sheets they will start smoothing them out because they are checking for snakes.

What this means is every night bunwives will check the the bedroom for any sneaky hebis and of course assert dominance when they find them, so snake wives better accept their place below the bun in the totem pole

And two nicer fact the warmest and softest furr on a rabbit is on the back of their neck, be sure stroke it. As well rabbits love cheek massages and, just gently stroking them will make them melt into relaxation

[Anonymous No.]

>>38343345
One of the Mofukuza Oyabuns has a young daughter (Only 200 years old) who wants a cute Anon as a boyfriend. With that the debt will be cleared, but Anon will be thrust into the middle of Mofukuza politics unable to escape, just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345620
Pretty much accurate, a female rabbit would probably just hop up to him and mount though. Most male buns will sit there and take it since they are more submissive. My friends elderly male was just happy to have a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345690
Snakes regularly eat rabbits whole. If you're going to do this shit then at least be objective.

[Anonymous No.]

Heard there is nothing more humiliting to a human than being forced to cum all over the place in front of a bunch of lilims. In fact if your husband that is still unaware of his marriage status is pissing you off you should go straight to the lilim office building and rape him in front of them. Specially in a place all cameras will film him so the lilims can rew- so he can understand to never anger a monster again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345690
But I want to stick with the evil villainess cobramommy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345748
if they wanted a show, they could have just asked me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345730
Anon, you realize rats will kill snakes given the opportunity. Yes snakes can easily kill rabbits, but like most things in nature it's a gamble, wild rabbits don't fuck around and are fully capable of killing snakes if it doesn't get the drop on them and it is trying to defend it's young

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345758
No Anon! She's an ancient evil! Emphasis on ancient!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345690
>What this means is every night bunwives will check the the bedroom for any sneaky hebis

Yandere bunny momster confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345785
>She was right ONE TIME about there being a lamia in his room and never let it go
> It is was a sleepover damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345814
>it was a sleepover
Anon she was 28 and your algebra tutor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345839
What's a better way to learn math than to do a little multiplication at night with sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345863
Rabbits are excellent with multiplication, just ask your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345885
Why hire the tutor then if bunmom can teach instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38345778
That only makes me more aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh another bun fact, well hare fact, they are different pls don't confuse them it's very offensive.

The March hare is a reference to the phrase "mad as a March hare". Basically during mating season all the male rabbits go start fighting to secure mates, they do this by "boxing". Basically they get op on their hind legs and start rapidly slapping at each other. The females will also do this to males they don't want.

The mg equivalent of course would be March hares getting into slap fights over men, or trying to catch a man whose denying them and spanking them till they submit

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>>38345968
So what you're saying is I should go up to a rabbit girl and punch her in the face?

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>>38345968
they are different pls don't confuse them it's very offensive.
What are they going to do about it?

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>>38345911
Because she's busy doing her own multiplication, obviously.

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>>38346008
See previous comments regarding asserting dominance. Maybe also get a little pouty.

Another fun fact, part of the reason why pet rabbits are friendly is that the part of their brain that recognizes danger was shrunk during domestication. As a result they don't have as much of a fear reaction comparative to wild rabbits, which I think it's kinda like big worm energy

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>>38346005
No, it means you're going to get put into a fucking wall by a horny pink hare.

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>>38345885

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>>38346150
>off-topic image

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>>38345690
Thank you holy rabbitanon

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>>38346299

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>>38346377
She's lost weight!

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>>38346377
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

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>have bun wife
>Loves tight spaces because they make her feel secure
>She has crammed herself under the couch as a result,
>Demands you drape your hand over the side to hold onto though

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Those sharks are up to something

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>>38345968
Not a bun fact, but speaking of Wonderland, Mad Hatter in the original book was inspired by a real life stereotype. Hat makers at the time really did risk going mad, as processing the material for hats involved usage of mercury, which did present an occupational hazard.

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>>38346462
Just rub their nose it's like a shark aheago/off switch

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>>38346502
Is chesire cat also referencing the stereotype of how women at the time were considered unreliable and prone to bouts of hysteria?

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>>38346502
it's all worth it for a crisp hat brim.
i think about a hatter with the mercury equivalent of a parasite slime sometimes.

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>>38346513
There's basically no real explanation of why he called it that. The guy did just write a bunch of weird nonsense along with the satire. Or it's so buried in double meanings or things that only made sense to him that it's too difficult to find a real origin

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>>38346502
>mad hatter with a fedora

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>>38346502
Lighthouse keepers had a similar problem since the lights were often designed to float in a big bowl of mercury so they could rotate freely.

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>>38346502
Hatter's hat gets very angry if it misses tea time.

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>Rabbit fact!
>The were rabbit waitress thinks that you saying "y-you too" when she said to enjoy the food was a invitation
>Enjoy your date!

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>>38346569
Probably something to do with mathematics.

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Is having a broken heart a a good grounds of admission into a Greilia hospital even if I am physically healthy?

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>>38346673
>Revenge for the no warning facial

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>>38346673
squish all monsters

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>>38346703
Little football carry

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>>38346703
sometimes you squish the monster and sometimes the monster squishes you

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>>38346691
mental health is important for proper execution of your husbandly duties. prepare for nurse Angela to heal you in more ways than one

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>>38346696
Is that how dragons respond when you pull the angry dragon trick

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>>38328852

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Need me an anubis that just wants to fuck and suck all day

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>>38346769
Just get a wild jackal gal and paint the ! ! on her stomach, and there you've got a constantly horny anubis

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>>38346814
Wrong pic

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>>38346812
>wild jackal gal
Is there a difference?

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>>38346856
Wild jackals stack rocks instead of legos

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>>38346856
jackal = desert dog
anubis = desert dog with autism

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>>38346879
Say that to her face!

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>>38346856
Know the difference, mistaking Anubis nobility for a common Jackal is dangerous and may result in a 2 hour lecture of angry barking from a small scheduledog.

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Hi, I'm currently in the process of trying to write a sci-fi/science fantasy monster girl story. I want to include the same 'realms' thing KC has, but given that the story is across a whole galaxy, I'm not sure how to handle it. I've thought of two ideas:
>Each planet is just one of the types of realm. No groups of them. Some more common than others.
Or
>Theres big sectors of different varients of cosmic background demonic energy which influences the planets within it. So, there would be several star systems of, for example, wonderland.

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>>38347063
>I'm sorry I didn't mean t-
>!Wan! !Wan!

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>>38334098
>not giving your baby to a literal sausage vendor
>not having your home burn down twice
>not getting amnesia
>no comas
>no evil twin
>no going from so poor you give your child to a sausage vendor to being filthy rich
Nigga you don't know what a soap opera plot is.
A few of my friends are deep into soap operas, telenovelas etc. They are all big manly dudes or little old ladies.

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>>38347063
I would marry the guard no problem.

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>>38347063
That guard isn't wearing underwear. Time to flip her dress

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>>38347072
2 because that allows for things like alien swarm girls to take infect human start systems

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>>38347149
>I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Pharaoh's groove.

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>>38346513
>There are numerous theories about the origin of the phrase "grinning like a Cheshire Cat" in English history.
We may never know, but
>A possible origin of the phrase is one favoured by the people of Cheshire, a county in England which boasts numerous dairy farms; hence the cats grin because of the abundance of milk and cream.
(I was about to post a huge titty Cheshire but "Error: Max limit of 300 image replies has been reached.")

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>>38347155
Guards were made for touching. She won't stop me

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>>38347155
I would be severily depressed if after being handled like that, the guard doesn't take me back to her room and has her way with me.

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>>38346513
Cheshire Cats back in the day were considered quite the scandal, walking around with exposed legs, making prolonged eye contact that could be considered flirtatious. They were truly a menace.

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>>38347155
She's fallen for my trap by lifting me up I have access to rub her ears and head

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>>38347155
What time is she off duty though?

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>>38347155
Good last image. I want her to bonk me on the head with her staff thingy.

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>>38347155
don't give a shit, Imma flip that dress

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I just posted an image of a cait sith. A nude cait sith.

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>>38347317
The most unexpected of FF7 lewds

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>>38347317
I'd fuck the cat but I wouldn't eat her out.

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>>38347378
Understandable. A man needs to eat not floss

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>>38347155
What would she do if I lean in, given I am at her face level, and give her a peck kiss on the lips?

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Not entirely related to the thread, but in Naruto we had Madara's plan being to end worldwide suffering by placing everyone into the Infinite Tsukuyomi, where everyone would forever experience their desired lives. The simulation would be 100% realistic and you would never notice or remember it is a simulation. Naruto and the world leaders rejected it because they argue peace is only worthy if achieved in the real world. If this happened, which means your Infinite Tsukuyomi would involve portals opening or being with your MG waifu, would you side with Madara's plan even if you know it will be all illusory or prefer to stick to real life?

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>>38347439
That's pretty hard, hopefully she would understand what you're trying to do.

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>>38347511
>suffer and die
>don't
???
I'm not sure on the nuance but I'm gonna go with the illusion with no downsides over the other option. I'll change my mind if the illusion is more like getting matrixed though.

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>>38347558
>I'll change my mind if the illusion is more like getting matrixed though.

It is matrixed, but it is an individual illusion where everyone has their desired life, rather than a collective one simulating modern society, like the Matrix.

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>>38347511
I would jack in to the Infinite Tsukuyomi. I'm fine with being in a simulation if it's authentic enough. It's not like my desired life would be absolutely devoid of occasional downs to keep things balanced. Resisting Madara gave us Boruto.

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>>38347511
I gave up on that anime before it reached that point, but I wouldn't trust a megalomaniac criminal with my happiness.

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I want to have sex with this 5 year old.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4934360?q=dizzy_%28guilty_gear%29

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>>38347632
Anon, that 5 year old is married and has kids.

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>>38335828
I cannot lie, demonic women with red skin and orifices that glow hotter than iron need be for any craft rev my fucking engine something fierce and I cannot explain it.

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>>38347558
The fact that no one, I mean literally no one, supported it and neither did we had latter on people that began to miss it after they experienced it and were released from it, was one of the most unrealistic things in the entire series.

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>>38347669
I want to have sex with her in a universe where i am the parent to those kids.

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I feel like my tastes are so cosmopolitan and nebulous that it is physically impossible for me to have a favorite monster girl.

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>>38337656
>demonsilver chancla

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>>38347771
you just haven't met the right girl yet. When you do, you'll want to be her coat.

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>>38347771
It's nice to be able to just enjoy things. There are very few monsters that I myself dislike. I could even see myself marrying a giant slug if one approached me.

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Anons that like to get spanked and with momsters. Do you prefer to be unmarked or would you like it if your waifu marks your buttocks as her personal propety with her handprint so regardless of how long ago you got spanked, you would always have her hands printed in your ass? As, if anyone saw your ass they would ask you "what happened?!"

When you are having sex they would glow, feel hot and throb and each time your waifu/momster grabs your ass you would get an erection. Like literally, you could be having a heated argument, and she just grabs your ass and you get an orgasm.

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>>38347771
I jumped around a lot but when I saw the profiles that belong to my wives I immediately new they were the ones.

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>>38347866
Either works. It's not like anyone but my wife would see that mark anyway.

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>>38347880
It's love at first sight except it only comes with sadness

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>>38347811
Stop trying to put smoke in my head.

>>38347880
That's the thing man I'm such a miserable piece of shit that I can't imagine marrying any monster girl at this point after years of mooking about in this thread man. None of it matters.

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Lustful brat pear Demon
Needs anal encouragement

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http://imgbox.com/CPq0idFr

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>>38348216
If I pull that hat off would she die?

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>>38348228
It would be extremely lewd.

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>>38348228
Um, no? It's a hat, anon, not a space helmet.

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>>38348276
She's a big lim

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>>38348126
I never got why some people like bratty girls.
Loving and caring demons are the way to go!
Though dominant demons and demon mommies are also acceptable.

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>>38348295
You make it sound as if being dominant or a mommy is somehow mutually exclusive with being loving and caring. The implication makes even less sense for mommy types.

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>>38348295
Nta, but there's something about wanting to put a brat in her place via a good dicking.

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>>38348293
For you

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>>38348308
I didn't mean for it to come out like that.
But I see "loving and caring wife" and "loving and caring mommy wife" as two different things.

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>>38348295
>I never got why some people like bratty girls
Something something rape correction

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>>38348295
Being seduced by a smug lewd loli, and returning the favour by bringing out her loving wife material side and taming her with your cock just has a god tier dynamic.

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>>38348295
Bratty girls can be loving and caring too.

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>>38348068
Why even come here if you're just going to pity party and feel bad for yourself.

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What flavor of ice cream is Druella stuffing her face with tonight?

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>>38348385
This, just treat them to ice cream if they get pouty

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>>38348511
Cum flavored. Unique to MGC, made with real anon jizz! Grad a pint today!

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>>38347063
! !

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>>38348295
It's just maledom for anons who are too polite to violently pronebone a woman without some sort of justification first.
What they forget is that "I'm a man and you're a woman" is ample justification on its own.

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>>38347771
>cosmopolitan
Tanuki. You want a tanuki.

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>>38348747
It’s more fulfilling when they act like little bitches though.

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>>38348295
they're more likely to instigate

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tell me more about Wintertown anon

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>>38348794
i want to get shanked in a backalley by an icicle wielding tsurara

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>>38348772
I want a little bratty loli to dom me, nothing else. Maledom is basically standard for reality so it's boring.

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>>38348794
Don't mind the Ice Wolf delinquents who hang around the alleyway near Wendi's, they might act tough but they're good girls.

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>>38348794
no, it is just cold hell

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>>38348794
Don't tease the local Bear girls for being a little chubby after hibernation, or they might sit on you until you apologize.

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do demonsilver weapons have the same effect on monsters as they do on humans?

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>>38348831
yup

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>>38348806
Standard reality is losing your job and then losing your wife.

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>>38348831
>the loner cupid goes on a demonsilver shooting in her highschool

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>>38348760
I don't even like Tanuki.

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>>38348794
It's cold, it's snowy, it gets colder and snows more in winter, and stays darker longer. Overall, pretty miserable if you like being outdoors. Getting out of here as fast as I can. I miss the desert.

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>>38347063
would the palace guards act like British royal guard where if you try to touch em you get your shit rocked

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>>38348794
never visit during the start of school season
Miss Whitehorn can get into a "mood"

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>>38348850
gets literally backstabbed by her human partner in crime with a demon silver shank "Nothing personal kid."

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>>38348859
>desert
>nothing but sand
>is better than the cold
I'd call them the same. I'd rather live on the coast of some town that is near the equator. Much more warmer without getting too hot, has water so I can swim, and most likely has colorful very colorful monsters and dark skinned monsters as well

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>>38348794
Snowubis

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>>38348850
>tfw she gets a textbook to the face, the moment the ex-kgb kiki notices the weapons

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>>38348794
If you carry any amount of stretchy meat you WILL be mobbed by wendigos. You might think 'oh, they're small, I can fend them off' but when there's 10 of them trying to climb up your legs to get at the delicious stretchy meat you'll be wondering if you're gonna make it out of this one.

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>>38348747
But I want to dominate both the slutty brats and the already submissive nice lolis, minus the "violently" part though.

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>>38348892
>nothing but sand
Not every desert's the Sahara. Besides, I like the dry air, it's better for my lungs.

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>>38348794
i was sent there against my will. I ran until the cold stopped and I finally was in a green rainforest and collapsed

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>>38348856
>>38347771
Fuck off.

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how do i slip into monster balls without being invited due to them being only for "those of noble blood"

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>>38349016
There's a kind titania that pulls the whole cinderella thing for guys like you

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>>38349016
Just let them know about the email you got from your long lost uncle twice removed that happens to be a Nigerian prince who wants to offer you a vast inheritance.

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>>38349016
monsters don't care all that much about class. it's one of those cool things about them.

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>>38349050
Unless you're undead.

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>>38349050
nonsense! the kiki tsardom has done nothing but oppress us!
but no more, today we march on the spotless palace!

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>>38349066
If you must. Just be sure to take off your shoes if by some miracle you make it past the door.

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>>38349063
vamps are a little stuck up but most of the others are pretty reasonable.

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https://youtu.be/l-5c7rner6I

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>>38349139
I might have a way to deal with this, but I'm going to need a snow blower and a whole lot of garlic.

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>>38349016
You climb in though a secluded window or balcony and when inside larp as some minor noble from some made up distant kingdom, of course

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>>38349139
And wights, and liches, and pharaohs... and most of the others are thralls of those. The remainder are feral.

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>>38349016
dress up as a butler of course

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>>38349029
>>38349035
sounds too boring, I'll just climb through the open window and blend into the party while wearing the most erotic thing a man can wear

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https://youtu.be/ECOz_0mzwwc