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Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:24:35 2009 No.3830682 [Reply] [Original]

My toy broke, and I need a new one. Play with me, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:27:35 2009 No.3830687 Alright. Just try not to ki-

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:29:35 2009 No.3830699 >>3830682 Play with this! >grabs dick<

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:29:35 2009 No.3830700 File: 291 KB, 1024x768, Oryx Antelope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a coincidence, I have an unhealthy fantasy life in which I am transported to Gensokyo and, in time, cure Flandre of her mental illness with my penis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:30:35 2009 No.3830702 File: 36 KB, 380x315, blood-splatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830699

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:30:35 2009 No.3830704 Ah...oh... I'm very, very busy right now! I'm sorry! I...am... watching cows... from space! Yeah. They are indeed very dangerous so I have to keep an eye on them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:30:35 2009 No.3830706 SHIT SHIT! QUICK, BANISH HER TO PAGE TEE---

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:31:35 2009 No.3830707 >>3830699 You know, I wouldn't mind that method of castration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:31:35 2009 No.3830709 Suddenly. Population of /jp/: 0

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:32:35 2009 No.3830713 >>3830699 You are quite the comedian. >>3830700 You are quite the comedian as well. >>3830704 You humor is so shit, that it's not deserving of sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:32:35 2009 No.3830714 >>3830709 /jp/ dies. Moot rejoices. more at eleven.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Dec 1 04:32:35 2009 No.3830715 File: 67 KB, 287x236, arc4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830682 >My toy broke, and I need a new one. Play with me, /jp/. No, and you're getting a spanking for breaking your toys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:33:35 2009 No.3830720 >>3830709 I estimate there are 15 people on /jp/, currently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:33:35 2009 No.3830722 >>3830713 >no fun.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:35:35 2009 No.3830726 >>3830722 I do believe that no fun should be allowed when people are being idiots.

>>	finfag !ABARTHJim2 Tue Dec 1 04:35:35 2009 No.3830728 >>3830715 I'll spank you

>>	1st Duke of Trolls Tue Dec 1 04:35:35 2009 No.3830730 >>3830720 16 >>3830715 Btw who would win Arc or Flandre. I don't wan't to derange this thread to some retarded powerlevel discussion. I am just curious so please give me some quick answer on what /jp/ agrees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:36:35 2009 No.3830735 I'll take you to McDonald's and give you all the Happy Meal toys you want before taking a plane to Mongolia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:36:35 2009 No.3830737 >>3830682 Sure. I'm tired of coding anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:38:35 2009 No.3830748 >>3830726 gee,OP, just because a thread doesn't go where you wanted it to, doesn't mean you have to get all butthurt about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:42:35 2009 No.3830761 File: 119 KB, 800x533, 1253597741211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830748 gee,faggot, just because a post is right, doesn't mean you have to get all butthurt about it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:44:35 2009 No.3830775
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If you actually had to make a serious decision (assuming Flandre really existed), would you still do it?

I sure as hell wouldn't. A few moments of absolute bliss with Flandre isn't worth the splatter at the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:50:35 2009 No.3830790 I'll lift up her skirt, pull down her bloomers and give her surprise vagina-sex. It'll be worth the pain afterwords.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:50:35 2009 No.3830792 Play wtih this! >grabs OBJECT<

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:51:35 2009 No.3830796 >>3830792 I sure hope you don't lose your OBJECT That'd be a real shame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:53:35 2009 No.3830800 KILLER LOLIS XD

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Dec 1 04:53:35 2009 No.3830803

>>3830730

>Btw who would win Arc or Flandre.
>I don't wan't to derange this thread to some retarded powerlevel discussion

Oh, please, we all know what's going to happen.

>DERP NASUVERSE AM SUPERIOR HURP
>DURP DURP NO IT NOT TOUHOU HAS GODS AND FAIRIES, BUTTHURT TYPESHIT FAN
>HURRR SLASH EMPEROR, ARC WAS HOLDING BACK, DUH BLUH
>HURRR EVERYONE IN GENSOKYO HOLDS BACK AGAINST REIMU BLURP FAIRIES COULD DESTROY MOUNTAINS DURP FAGGOT
>NO U
>NO U

>120 posts and 12 images hidden. Click Reply to view.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:54:35 2009 No.3830806 >>3830803 NO ARC DON'T POST HERE IT'S A TRICK THEY'RE TRYING TO TRAP YOU OH GOD WHY

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:55:35 2009 No.3830810 File: 207 KB, 1000x750, flandre02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830790 >pain I don't think you'll have time to feel any when you're a cloud of red mist.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Dec 1 04:55:35 2009 No.3830813

In my personal opinion? I was engineered to kill off vampires, so forgive me if I am slightly optimistic about my chances against Remilia and Flandre, both of whom are likely Dead Apostle level.

But that's my opinion. Don't take it as fact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:58:35 2009 No.3830824 File: 829 KB, 1200x900, superheavy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830813 I was engineered to kill TINY MEN. Entire race is babys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 04:59:35 2009 No.3830829 >>3830824 Superheavy can kill servants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:04:35 2009 No.3830846 >>3830829 Let's not go there. I don't want to tread in that discussion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:07:35 2009 No.3830858 >>3830702 Wow, Flandre's hymen really splattered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:08:35 2009 No.3830862 Kiss me. Bite off my tongue. Remove my eyeballs and play with them. Rip my spine out and whip me with it. Eat my heart out. My love...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:18:35 2009 No.3830896 File: 611 KB, 757x544, 7413690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 05:21:35 2009 No.3830902 File: 135 KB, 1019x2949, heavyunicorn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830824 Here, this is for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 07:58:35 2009 No.3831423 File: 180 KB, 600x631, フランちゃんと遊ぼう.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Tue Dec 1 08:02:35 2009 No.3831429 File: 131 KB, 738x1023, 4165116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 08:42:35 2009 No.3831524 Retard touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 08:52:35 2009 No.3831561 >>3830761 NO FUN NO IDIOTS NO BUTTHURT NO CONTINUES EMBODIMENT OF SCARLET DEVIL ONLY FINAL DESTINATION

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Tue Dec 1 08:54:35 2009 No.3831566 dick jokes are funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 09:01:35 2009 No.3831596 >>3831566 A dick walks into a bar and asks for 6 shots of vodka. The bartender asks why he wants so much. "I've had a hard day, and I need a stiff drink."

>>	tristan !tzara749YA Tue Dec 1 09:05:35 2009 No.3831610 >>3831566 Laugh at THIS grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 09:05:35 2009 No.3831611 you lookin' to rumble, Flan?

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Dec 1 09:17:35 2009 No.3831648 Not now, daddies got things to do and bills to pay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 09:19:35 2009 No.3831657 >>3830682 So being Flan's toy means that we will have a horrible death? Isn't there a way to survive while keeping her company, that without having an OVER9000 power level, that is.

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Dec 1 09:20:35 2009 No.3831661 >>3831657 YOU MUST TRAIN YOUR BODY AND MIND!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 09:30:35 2009 No.3831686 I fap the most to Flandre. Other Touhous are not so hot like her..

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 09:53:35 2009 No.3831790 >>3831686 I would gladly be her toy just to taste that delicious body, and then I would be splattered all over her bedroom's walls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 09:56:35 2009 No.3831802 File: 17 KB, 221x297, Haemonculus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fetch me a new plaything. This seems to be broken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:06:35 2009 No.3831837 File: 778 KB, 905x515, nocturnecap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step 1) Find Lucifer Step 2) Receive one of those magatama bugs I've heard so much good news about Step 3) ??? Step 4) Play with Flandre

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:08:35 2009 No.3831848 File: 149 KB, 506x766, kefka-dissidia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if Kefka meets Flandre?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:14:35 2009 No.3831859 File: 2.06 MB, 2067x2067, 1257747820580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3831837 >Find Lucifer. I can get behind this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:30:35 2009 No.3831890 File: 103 KB, 1200x841, 1257029879336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just play with your sister Flandre.

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Tue Dec 1 10:40:35 2009 No.3831910 File: 30 KB, 333x500, pic349191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3831837 >Step 1) Find Lucifer Shouldn't be too hard. I hear he runs a piano bar in LA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:43:35 2009 No.3831918 >>3831848 Everything dies forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 14:38:35 2009 No.3832676 File: 223 KB, 576x720, butthurt report form.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3830761 >OP Implying his post is right >Being butthurt after getting called out for being butthurt oh, you. Here, let me help you up with that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 14:48:35 2009 No.3832689 >>3831859 How lewd.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Tue Dec 1 14:48:49 2009 No.3832691 File: 21 KB, 480x360, hello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my butt is hurt aaaaa

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 14:53:35 2009 No.3832700 File: 69 KB, 256x256, face_st08n2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3831918

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 15:18:35 2009 No.3832798 >>3832676 gb2.. Sigh.. Nevermind. It won't matter if I say it. They'll just come right back over again. I hate /b/.

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