/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t let anybody ever tell you that Japan is just another foreign country. It is much more than that.

My story begins in the summer of 1983. I was an expert negotiator, and that was what brought me to an exclusive resort outside of Tokyo. Two large Japanese electronics companies were attempting a merger of some sorts. After two fruitless days of negotiations, I figured out a way to make everybody happy. I made some phone calls, and pretty soon all the executives were standing in the conference room, glaring angrily at me. “Gentlemen, may I present, Ling.” A buxom young Japanese schoolgirl entered the room. What she lacked in age, she made up for in sex appeal.

The room went silent. I was terrified. Had I made a mistake? Suddenly, the executives all burst out laughing. Then, one by one, each executive removed his pants and began furiously masturbating over the young female, while I stood watching. Even now, as I write this, I am getting an erection, thinking about all those precious little penises waving wildly about.

Finally, after the last load had erupted onto the face of the girl, whose slanted eyes were almost completely covered in goo, I walked up to her and lapped up every last drop of milky goodness.

Oh, how I love Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3830186
>Ling
>buxom young japanese girl

cool story, bro

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

I remember when I was still a Japanese school girl. Those were the days.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3830192


Mmm. Don't be hasty. She may have had augmentation surgery. In this day and age, larger breasts are but a small fee away.

[IN elite !EienTEi9N6 No.]

>>3830198
It's the Ling part, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3830198
ur a dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3830192
>>3830203
>>3830208
..."And that's how I lure out chinks on /jp/."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3830186
Kaminas_gay_alterego.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t let anybody ever tell you that Russia is just another foreign country. It is much more than that.

My story begins in the summer of 1963. I was an expert soldier, and that was what brought me to an exclusive base outside of Tselinoyarsk. Two large Russian political parties were attempting a merger of some sorts. After two fruitless days of sneaking around in the jungle, I figured out a way to make everybody happy. I made some radio calls, and pretty soon all of the Cobra unit were standing in the Shagohod's hangar, glaring angrily at me. “Gentlemen, may I present, Paramedic.” A buxom young American doctor entered the room. What she lacked in age, she made up for in sex appeal.

The room went silent. I was terrified. Had I made a mistake? Suddenly, the soldiers all burst out laughing. Then, one by one, each soldier removed his pants and began furiously masturbating over the young female, while I stood watching. Even now, as I write this, I am getting an erection, thinking about all those precious little penises waving wildly about.

Finally, after the last load had erupted onto the face of the girl, whose brown eyes were almost completely covered in goo, I walked up to her and lapped up every last drop of milky goodness.

"Delicious!" and all my stamina was restored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3830322
This one is really bad. You should be ashamed of yourself.