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[Anonymous No.]

Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and...mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I'm being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn't just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them... And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

bahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

hawhahwahwahwa

[Anonymous No.]

I just google searched the first line.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>3828620

That's the dumbist giraffe I've ever seen.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

What I never got about this pasta is the line about picking up shit in the neighborhood. Why is there feces just in the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Отличная паста, бро.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3828662
>Why is there feces just in the streets?

Never been to New York, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

Om Nom Nom

[Anonymous No.]

Shit you say?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OP, you should watch "doggy poo":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9gukuizDU

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

i am a heron. i have a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans