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Baby, it's cold outside.

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
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>> No.38257940

Perhaps the yeti should put on a sweater.

>> No.38258031
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I wish for more HellWan content. Can’t get enough of them. Love them.

>> No.38258397

They're probably one of the girls with the most content. Stop being greedy. I just more lizard girl content.

>> No.38258402

There is a snowstorm outside and I'm going to go walk in it. What will I encounter in the low visibility?

>> No.38258422
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Can't get enough of them

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>disgusting vtumors
Don't be like that, anon. There's no need to fight.

>> No.38258438

>What will I encounter in the low visibility?
Nothing. Maybe a mugger if you're unlucky, but monstergirls aren't real and it hurts.

>> No.38258444 [DELETED] 

>last thread actually hit image limit
>wastes space on a cosplay thot

>> No.38258462

I hope so but I doubt it.

>> No.38258467 [DELETED] 

I'm more of a Botan guy personally but Lui is very cute

>> No.38258479 [DELETED] 
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i cant believe I fell in love with a Ruskie fanmade MG profile, if it follows MGE canon and it isnt one of those "prefers strong men" types, she is easy top #5 for me and would marry her in an instant.

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I cant believe I fell in love with a Ruskie fanmade MG profile, if it follows MGE canon and it isnt one of those "prefers strong men" types, she is easy top #5 for me and would marry her in an instant.

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>> No.38258548

Is it time to be like the ancient Egyptians and master the art of crocodile sexual congress with the crocodile?

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>> No.38258584

But Anon.

There will never be enough. HellWans are da best.

Also lizards are gud too.

>> No.38258606


KC needs to canonize this girl immediately and just tweak whatever parts of her profile don't suit MGE but otherwise leave it as it is. Oh, and make her dark skinned.

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>> No.38258665

No you dumb bitch. I'm not going to lick, slurp or drink purposely spilt liquids on your abs or breasts.

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Must...resist....urge to.....breed...raijus

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Business Yeti wants to sell you numerous daily hugs for the low low cost of one wedding ring!

>> No.38258952 [DELETED] 

vtumor scum like you belongs on the cross

>> No.38259036
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Will you make a deal with a sea witch?

>> No.38259054

no, never make magical contracts its just common sense

>> No.38259058

Can i make a marriage deal with her?

>> No.38259093
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Stop Russia, you are going too far.

>> No.38259111

I sweat a lot, will that do?

>inb4 Akanamis surround my ass (literally)

>> No.38259138

Is it a book deal?

>> No.38259144

Siberian Hellhound?

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>> No.38259210
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Your bodyguard is here

>> No.38259246

I didn't ask for one though. I'm not even important.

>> No.38259284

Sucking on them
Calling her mom

>> No.38259359

What's she gonna protect me from anyhow? Thots?

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I don't have a monster tiddy stuffed deep into my throat, and other in my hand.
However I have monster tiddy hidden deep within my heart.

>> No.38259477

this isn't appropriate work attire...

>> No.38259490
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Welsh Tiger

>> No.38259507

Dont get distracted by the titties, anon, you're better than this

>> No.38259530

But what if big spider titties are what I"m really into?

>> No.38259653

too late, I've given myself into monster titties. They shall set me free.

>> No.38259658

Gonna be really boring being my bodyguard seeing how I'm just at home most of the time these days.

>> No.38259685

thats not healthy anon
that could cause you to have a heart attack

>> No.38259714

Then this attire is exactly what your boss should be wearing

>> No.38259741
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Idgaf about WW3. My options are:
>survive and continue to write code for some jew in germany
>die and go to heaven, where there's Monster Girls
>die and get isekaid to MGE world, where there's Monster Girls
>die and go nowhere, but I won't care since there won't be me anymore
I can only follow my heart brother. There's no other way for me. And my heart says "fit that whole monster boob into your fucking mouth".

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You don't have to tell me twice!
>hey anon, mommy's shoulders are really stiff, mind giving me a massage?
>thanks honey, that felt amazing. Oh! I see something else stiff that could use a good "massage" too.

>> No.38259767

anon no
the tiddy is too big it wont fit

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You... give up a few things chasing a dream.
Like integrity of your jaw

>> No.38259813

Nothing a little bit of demonic energy wont fix.

>> No.38259857

>"Babe, I'm gonna fit your whole boob in my mouth!"
>"psh, anon, you're silly, that'll never happen!"
>deed down she thinks it's kinda hot, starts wanting a man who can "devour her"
>a month and whole bunch of demonic energy later and anon can open his mouth twice it's original size

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Perhaps the Yeti should pull her sweater over my head, forcing me into a hug and burying my face in her enormous, pillowy snuggle lumps

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Is this Blessed or Cursed? "Blurssed?"

>> No.38259891

I wonder how undead monster girls view suicide.
Do they view it as something terrible that must be prevented at all cost?
Do they just see if as a cry for help and revive them and give them all the love in undead that they didn't get in life?
Do they just get mildly annoyed that they now have to drag their ass back to a lich to get revived instead of just letting them fuck you while you're alive?
Do liches keep a log of how people killed themselves for no other reason than "it's a interesting statistic"?

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good afternoon I love Jinkos

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Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus

Dona nobis perpetua bona (2x)

Dona nobis perpetua bona

>> No.38259963

you have good taste, large Mollies are awesome.
At least I hope to stop there. Once I can comfortably fit all titty in my mouth I'll be content and at peace.
But think of those, who won't stop untill they can fit both. What froglike abomination will they resemble once they're done?

>> No.38259972

At a certain point it's easier to just marry a fairy.

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>> No.38260146
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Want a blowjob but too afraid to talk to a girl?
Rub peanut butter onto your dick at the beach or pool, guaranteed a dog girl will come over and lick it off. Though be sure that there's a dog girl nearby and that she's single. Otherwise, you'll just look like a fool

>> No.38260206

So it doesn't work on non-canine monster girls? It should still work if there's a Ratatoskr observing you.

>> No.38260247

I mean I don’t advise entering the sea right after. Won’t be funny if a mermaid pulls down your trunks underwater to coerce you into marriage.

>> No.38260252

It's 100% guaranteed with canine girls.
It may work with ratas or other girls, but it's not guaranteed. I'm just saying, with canine girls, it's guaranteed. With kobolds and cu siths, no sooner do you whip out the peanut butter jar, she'll be over there next to you. You may not even need to put it on your wiener! But I strongly advise you do if you're wanting the blowjob.

Also consider putting on other parts of your body too, like your lips, fingers, tongue, nose, and even butthole if you're into that kinda stuff.

>> No.38260618

>Want a blowjob but too afraid to talk to a girl?
I'm just gonna go to that Kej prostitute.
It's really strange, I've never seen her with any other clients and she always seem to have time for me.

>> No.38260636

>imagine not getting paid for a blowjob

>> No.38260646

or you know, you could go to the local pound and pet all the dog girls looking for a home there.

>> No.38260682

i don't wanna blowjob, I just want some milk

>> No.38260710

I want a Kroxigor girl to break a tree with my pelvis.

>> No.38260718

Change dog for cow and peanut butter for anyting salty

>> No.38260731
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>apply peanut butter to the dick and balls to attract a kobold
>instead a giant Hellwan runs at full speed at you
>pushing and throwing all bystanders high into air
>she tackles you to the ground, and holds you by your throat
>slurps your dick and balls whole into her mouth
>it only takes 20 seconds but you cum 3 times
>she spits your thing out with a loud "plop"
>it's perfectly clean, no sight of peanut butter or cum
>she drags you by your leg into her flat
>handcuffs you to her bed
>opens a closet
>filled to the brim with jars of peanut butter
do you feel like a hero yet?

>> No.38260735

>Y-Yeah I’m a human adult. M-My age? Humans are considered adults before 200 years so that doesn’t matter! Forget the fact I cum super fast to monster pussy and can’t control my urge to lick abs. And just because I can only use super basic magic even monster girl teenagers can do better doesn’t mean anything!
Do human boys really?

>> No.38260768

Please come up with something new. This meme is not funny anymore, and not funny again yet.

>> No.38260770

That's not a human boy, that's just 3 lolis in a trenchcoat!

>> No.38260781

>hags and lolis catfishing each other

>> No.38260794

>t. less than 300 years old

>> No.38260802

anon can now unhinge his jaw like a fucking snake

>> No.38260807

are you ok?

>> No.38260808

i'll at least have a smile on my face as i pass out

>> No.38260846
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>Oh Master!
>You've seem to have gotten peanut butter on your face and genitals again!
>Now Master, what did I tell you about cooking in the kitchen?
>Don't cook without clothes on!
>You're hopeless, Master...
>No no, stop, I'll clean it up off you. Just sit down.

One thorough and extensive face-licking and blowjob latter...
>I know you're trying to help out, Master.
>But I can't let you cook if you can't properly handle a butter knife with peanut butter on it.
>Until you can learn to properly make a PB&J sandwich, you're not allowed to cook anything else
>So practice a lot okay? I want to see you improve and do good!
>Don't worry, I'll be here to clean you up if you get messy again!

>> No.38260918

haha clueless Kiki doesn't realize I only do that to get a blowie and kisses.

>> No.38260947

She knows.
She loves doing it. She loves peanut butter.
She just plays along to not seem so eager.

>> No.38260965

Play dumb until she clearly says she wants to give me a blowjob. That's how maids are bullied.

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>Want a blowjob
Only if the girl has sharp teeth

>> No.38261029
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Bullying your meido would be "learning" how to not get yourself all messy with peanut butter, and then telling her that now she never has to clean you off ever again.

>> No.38261044

I'm fine, I just had a random though that a Wight being slightly annoyed at anon for killing himself. Like, they're undead and they all know that they can bring them back to life so dying seems like nothing more than a minor inconveniences.
I dono, maybe it's too heavy of a subject to even bring up, even as a joke.

>> No.38261097

And yet you randomly get messy again. Meido insists about cleaning you but you say you will just take a shower. Meido insists but you tell her to be clear about what she really wants. Repeat until maid spills her spaguetti clearly saying she wants to clean you with her tongue. It honestly scares me how much into maid bullying I am.

>> No.38261119

was just checking.
never thought about it like that, so i guess so? like if death isnt permanent then it kind of loses its impact, especially if you have the power to reanimate a cropse at the snap of your fingers

>> No.38261124

whos the biggest jobber?

>> No.38261145

Jobberwock of course.

>> No.38261184

I’m not a fan of food play IRL but somehow, with monstergirls, it’s ok in my book.

>> No.38261218

>Bullying your meido
Making her watch as you do the chores yourself

>> No.38261247

Steal her apron and use it for maximum bullying.

>> No.38261250

>tie her up and gag her mouth
>watch her go insane when you mix the whites and colors in your laundry
>she starts gnawing at the gag when you begin using the oven brush to clean the toilet

>> No.38261256

>Serve as a naked plate for your kikimora maid.
>She makes sure to lick every bit of food off of you until you're completely clean, even licking the skin that had nothing on it.
>Steadily makes her way downwards.
>Slowly savors your dick, making sure you're as clean as a whistle before you cum in your mouth.

>> No.38261261

That's how you make your kik go feral

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>> No.38261304

>steal her apron and use it to jerk off into

>> No.38261305

Jokes on you, my maid was a feral Kiki I picked up on the streets.

>> No.38261316
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Somethings wrong with my fairy guys…

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condoms and foxes don't really go well together

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>> No.38261409

>implying she wasn't planted there deliberately by the kiki shadow government
I'm no conspiracy theorist but

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>> No.38261430

>greenworm and breadstick massscare
>not genocide

>> No.38261461

If the waifu is that thirsty why not just impregnate her?

>> No.38261508

>kiki shadow government
fuck those slav mobster kikis

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>> No.38261520

I'm hoping my human sister gets monsterized one of these days so we can elope

>> No.38261541

that's kinda weird anon

>> No.38261559

>kiki shadow government
Isn't that just maid central? People think they own the world but they just own your immediate government seat of power.

>> No.38261599

what is this

>> No.38261608

>want to go against Kiki mob
>catch their leader alone in a dark alley
>suddenly a 8ft tall bald mob with a realmsilver baseball bat appears
<do we have a problem kurva?
>he doesn't look like a baseball enthusiast
>wake up in your own house
>see a kiki doing chores in your kitchen
can't win against them

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>You expected peanut butter? Too bad!
>It was me, Shog!

>> No.38261630

Don't bully Kikimoras. Behind each of them is her thumbman looking brother who learned all his common courtesy and compassion in CS:GO matchmaking.

>> No.38261643

>imagine being so dumb to start at the top and not try to weaken it from the bottom
Its like you want to lose. Also I would just grab her and run off to fuck her hard

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>> No.38261652

Shog making this kind of face is scary, but also extremely cute.

>> No.38261670

Kiki and shog must not fight

Maido together strong

>> No.38261683

there is a way. marriage to the leader

>> No.38261685

>Don't bully Kikimoras. Behind each of them is
another kiki

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>> No.38261732

how to sex kiki? how to flirt with kiki? How to get Kiki wetnurse?

>> No.38261760

hire her?

>> No.38261768

but I aint got the money.... Can I pay in cum?

>> No.38261771

use pencil shavings as legal tender

>> No.38261778

The fuck is this.

>> No.38261877
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Thrasir from Fire Emblem.

>> No.38261913

She is Skeleton Jelly.

>> No.38261927

Be honest, would you be heartbroken if a cu sith or cait sith was the only girl interested in you and none else?
Or would you just accept her and learn to love her?

>> No.38261957

I'm not going to reject unconditional love of a monster girl just because of furfags on the internet, in real life I wouldn't mind them.

>> No.38261968

If my girlfriend has to wear a paper bag on her head at all times, then the relationship isn't going to work out.

>> No.38261974

They are very cute and would be pleasant to pet. There are much worse girls like parasite slime.
>monster girls are real and the one who is literally perfect for you is a regular human woman but with slime worms inside her.
It is the same for succubi too but at least they are somewhat monsterlike.

>> No.38261986

I'd still rather them than any of the parasite ones so it could be worse.

>> No.38261992

Wrassling but with monstergirls

>> No.38262018

Cat Shith - hard nope
Cu Sith - I've grown up around dogs all my life, trusted my life to EDDs in Afghan, but sorry, I wouldn't ever fuck one
>Break it to her gently, maybe go out and play throw the stick a bit, then over a big meat dinner suggest it would be fun if we went hunting together
>Spend winter outdoors hunting for an Ice-Queen
Cu's make good hunting doggo buddies

>> No.38262061

>Cu's make good hunting doggo buddies
The profile entry says this is how it starts. Enjoy your dog wife, you should have listened to the order while you had the chance.

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>> No.38262125

The rare Greenyip! What a marvelous and elusive creature!

>> No.38262131
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Primates have specifically evolved to be on their guard against snakes even more than other predators. Also there is a theory some snakes evolved the ability to spit venom as a weapon against early hominids in order to compete with their ability to throw objects. Which means that (you) quite literally evolved to fuck snakes

>> No.38262139

now show me rainbowyip or blueyips

>> No.38262167
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Is pinkyip okay

>> No.38262175

Very good camouflage.
RGB gamer Bunyips are even more shy and autistic.

>> No.38262191

ok but some more, bunyipman

>> No.38262203
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I love you, Monstergirl Thread!

>> No.38262228

does she use the gamer word?

>> No.38262238

Going to need jabberwocks like this.

>> No.38262256

I love you too Mikan

>> No.38262266

Sorry to tell you this, but once you're in a close and intimate relationship with a cu sith, it's only a matter of time before you become husband and wife and eventually parents to a few young

>> No.38262268

but they also evolved too

>> No.38262275 [DELETED] 

What was the name of this VN again? I remember seeing it well over a decade ago but never had the courage to actually try it, until I discovered monster girls that is.

>> No.38262280

Yeah, to fuck you.

>> No.38262282

what does this information mean for lamias?

>> No.38262298

It means that they have a place in history as the hot antagonist boss woman you want to sex

>> No.38262300

>tfw ywn see a kakuen and a lamia makeout with each other

>> No.38262304

Cute doggo

>> No.38262326

Stop thinking and just breed monster girls

>> No.38262330

Great enemies to lovers situation. It's a shame snakes stopped evolving or we could taboo hatefuck.

>> No.38262340

>Lamia and kakuen friend decide they need to a get a bf together before they're khv forever
>Figure that they'll show anon how hot they are
>Start making out in front of him
>Neither of them know how to kiss and are mostly mashing their faces together while looking at him
>They look even more uncomfortable than he does

>> No.38262344

I am but I can only get the girls so pregnant.
The jinko is also starting to complain about back pain from her breasts.

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>> No.38262365

>tfw you need to show them how to kiss
At least it will be real hot&heavy

>> No.38262377

Back pain is a myth made up by the ((breast reduction)) industry. It's actually caused by our soft modern sedentary lifestyles. Healthy women with big tits don't have back pain
>t. mamano dairy advocacy coalition

>> No.38262383

Oh, they must be lesbians. I'll just leave, obviously they're not interested in a man.

>> No.38262397

They should play into their strengths and rub each other off while swaying hypnotically instead.

>> No.38262407

No, there's cunning plan, I "accidentally spill" the peanut butter on the frozen ice-hole to get it warmed up for me.
>yeah, I might owe her one for that, but by then Icey is my No1 waufu

>> No.38262420

>no other monster has such a deeply ingrained relationship with humanity
>they like to bring up this fact a lot with other monsters

>> No.38262431

>It's a shame snakes stopped evolving
Oh no, Sensei is foaming at the mouth.

>> No.38262433

are you implying humans are literally build for big snake tail?

>> No.38262437

You say that but she's told me that she no longer has to work her back muscles as, and I quote, "My breasts are heavy enough weights as it is. Also, we're out of protein shakes."

>> No.38262445

I love lamias but have trouble imagining how sex with one would work beyond the basic sitting lotus and missionary positions

>> No.38262451

What, do they enjoy getting corrected by dogs? The relationship may not be as long, but it's DEEP. Almost as deep as a dog girl's love for her master.

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Man's best friend(with benefits)

>> No.38262488

Theree was an ancient copypasta that said black people complain euros smell like dogs all the time even when they don't have contact with them.
It may just have been racism, or it may have been that europeans spent way more time around dogs than any other group of humans.

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i wanna bang sensei

>> No.38262563

>Now Anon, we're going to cover advance arcane theory and its applications, after which I will allow you to milk my breasts.

>> No.38262575

At least Haku-sensei isn't trying to strangle you with her thighs

>> No.38262585

There was another hypothesis that humans hate centipedes for similar reasons.

How cute. You'd be more likely to encounter the Amazon position and what snakes call "The Bean Pole" wherein the males is wrapped such that his ankles touch each other, his legs are straight, and his wrists are pinned against his hips such that he can only lay and take it while his wife slams into his poor hips.

>> No.38262597

What about spooders

>> No.38262598

No, she generally does that with her breasts.

>> No.38262638

I don't recall having seen one, but the centipede idea goes to way back when there were fuck off hueg centipedes actually big enough to eat a child. Maybe spiders had something similar going?

>> No.38262668

Seriously, don't think.

Just grab the first monster girl you see, shove your dick up the love hole, and dump inside her cunt.

>> No.38262680

Advanced education techniques

>> No.38262689

I'm not easy, she gotta say she loves me first!

>> No.38262699

She'll say it as her womb and vagina are reshaped into organs designed to milk you.

>> No.38262727

no, i'll just fall asleep on the street instead

>> No.38262740

Does it have to be the love hole? Can it be the butt hole?

>> No.38262744

It's certainly a reward I'd work hard for.

>> No.38262766

>Hey baby girl, I'm not really interested in making love with you or making you feel good. I just wanna masturbate with your shitter.
Don't be a degenerate, anon. Make her feel good too. Stick it up the love hole. Now stop thinking and stick it up her cunt.

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But my waifu's shitter is her love hole

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>> No.38262812

how to annoy a haku
>what is love
>Love is when-

>> No.38262821

You waifu shits out of her vagina?
Disgusting girl.

>> No.38262835

mgq is a horrible place.

>> No.38262838

Why would you annoy a minotaur?

>> No.38262857

For fun

>> No.38262858

I would of just whispered in her ear "Whomst'd've"

>> No.38262875

Because being a matador in MGC sounds fun

>> No.38262877

It's a doggy dog world out there.

>> No.38262879

I enjoy flirting with danger.

>> No.38262888

then just cast a spell of invisibility and then do it again at random intervals

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>> No.38262918

This seems like it'd get you turned into a cheshire. Not because you're a fag, but as punishment from the gods.

>> No.38262922

Annoying a very smart and educated minotaur is still a terrible idea.

>> No.38262927

Which hole is the love hole?

>> No.38262936

The hole in which, when you orgasm inside of it, there's a chance for impregnation.

>> No.38262940

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, anon

>> No.38262941

can alps alp into monster girls that arent just succubi but with a different name?

>> No.38262951

the gods are alps for not allowing me to mess with monsters

>> No.38262959

the mouth?

>> No.38262964

The belly button?

>> No.38262966

alps can alp into anything.

>> No.38262981

the anus? The nasal passages? the eyeholes? the ears? I didn't get sex ed anon

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>> No.38263024

u wouldn't?

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Basic anatomy

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>> No.38263072

It wouldn't be dangerous if it wasn't stupid. Did I mention that I like to headcanon that many hakus are closet martial arts practitioners? Just imagine clowning around, getting ATATATATA'd and ending up paralyzed on the ground with a throbbing erection.

>> No.38263075

KC said in a tweet a kiss with a Lamia lasts 10 minutes minimum.

>> No.38263083

I want to tip a Minotaur

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>every post made on 4chan is completely serious
How new?

>> No.38263095

MGE snakes don't have an all-in-one hole

>> No.38263101

Mam please I love snakes but I have asthma I need to come up for air

>> No.38263105

Your premise applied to my post as well.

>> No.38263112

>I need to come up for air
This is considered a hilarious joke amongst aquatic types.

>> No.38263129

Whats the stance here on Corruption of champions? I know it has a lot of furry/futa stuff but the monster girl stuff is great in my opinion

>> No.38263155

Too little diamonds, in too big of a shitpile.

>> No.38263163

KC also said in a tweet that it's my turn on the xbox now.

>> No.38263164

that game is too furry for me and I think cait sith is a top five girl.
>"Yes, I will have sex with this fairy"
>"uoooooooooh, gonna spear my ass on this dildo for no reason UOOOOOOOH."
that game is degenerate as fuckand really likes the stealth consent to the futa tanukis & friends

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>> No.38263203

I’m in great danger, are’nt I?

>> No.38263208

I'm going to ignore the women and hop on the nearest computer like usual.

>> No.38263210

Goblins had the best scene. Especially getting raped by a horde of your own goblin daughters

>> No.38263223

So gonna use the ran os

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>> No.38263246

>portals open
>get waifu of choice
>she wants you to stop shitposting on 4chan and erping in limsa limosa to do shit with her.
Social obligations are a cruel reality and for some reason I can't imagine monster girls being hardcore gamers.

>> No.38263252

>tfw your house is so hopelessly dirty that your maid has to emergency call the maid force to help her out
You wouldn't go to those extremes, would you?

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>mg anime club

>> No.38263270

Gonna put some RAM in that system if you know what I mean.

I imagine I'd want to shitpost less if I my own MG, but I'd still come around to BS with you fags during my daily "fuck off and leave me alone" time.

>> No.38263275

Zoro and Sanji fangirls?

>> No.38263304

We can't lie to ourselves, if the portals were to open 4chan would be abandoned in less than a week, either that or the only boards remaining would be the nsfw ones.

>> No.38263331

>but the centipede idea goes to way back when there were fuck off hueg centipedes actually big enough to eat a child
That was in the Carboniferous you dope. Way before mammals even evolved. Besides those were herbivorous centipedes

>> No.38263342

I think it'd be the opposite. Less traffic on porn boards because everyone's balls are empty and more on lifestyle boards. I imagine waifucare would be popular on /an/ and /trv/ would explode due to people exploring a literal new world and being dragged out of the house in general. I wouldn't want to go near /k/ or /tg/, though.

>> No.38263344

KC kept on expanding the number of monsters alps can become because the Japanese ask him about genderbending every chance they get. Just assume it works the same as regular monsterization at this point. The succubi as the default, other monsters if the victim is heavily influenced by that particular mana or already has matching personality and desires

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You can go no further until you say at least 1 nice thing about her.

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Are you sure?

>> No.38263358

she has good taste in knifes

>> No.38263395

I like her hair.

>> No.38263411

I think anons are lying to themselves about just how much they like it here. People who can switch off like that are on already reddit or facebook where everyone is already fake like real life.
Actual porn sites would die off and the popular ones would turn into hyper niche ones focusing on incest and ntr of human women dressed up as monsters because actual monsters would never do it.

But we're here forever, but now with 10 times more cunnyposting and smug furfags with ten minute long webms of petting their wives.

>> No.38263418

Overwheliming might is an Intresting take on powerwank.

>> No.38263428

Pede legs typed this post. Why'd it take you so long to reply, huh? Did you trip all over yourself in your excitement?

>> No.38263435

I mean, sure, the site itself probably wouldn't die, but to think it would still be the same land of shitpost it is today it's quite impossible. Its essence somehow would die in the end.

>> No.38263440

>t. primeval amphibian

>> No.38263447

I like a girl with big meaty wings.

>> No.38263463

>Its essence somehow would die in the end.
The essence of 4chan is retards and bitter virgins. The former would be taken care of and the latter would cease to exist, so it makes sense that the site would change as much as its users. That's not the user BASE, but the users themselves.

You dare besmirch my honor?! Fight me, you cur!

>> No.38263481

Most of us wouldn't be virgins, but r9k is too incel and pol is too racist and insane to go for monster wives.
Christ is king, after all.

>> No.38263501

she looks like a nice girl

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>> No.38263511

I would definitely want to see them struggle. Would ironically make for a good thread too.

>> No.38263512

>Christ is king
>cut to a hellhound literally fucking the faith out of some god-botherer

>> No.38263519

Christianity and MGE almost don't contradict themselves at all. Stop baiting.

>> No.38263524

What would happen to mgtows? I'm not talking about incels, but guys who have actually been with women and learned to unlove them?

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Does that mean this comic is canon now?

>> No.38263536

Except all monstergirl being influenced by an arch-succubus and having literal demon energy? lol

>> No.38263539

Fuck off faggot

>> No.38263545

MGE "demon" is literally a hot girl that wants to be a good wife and have many kids. Demons here are malevolent spirits, that want people to suffer and be miserable.
They have nothing in common, but name.

>> No.38263548

Sounds like a lot of arse-tongueing Alp Akanames.
>wtf is it with poofters and liking the taste of other poofters' shit?

>> No.38263550

Anon Christ is king is just one of their schizo phrases when saying the vaccine is the mark of the beast.
Also, baphomet and the black mass

>> No.38263554

What if a game like Monster Rancher/Monster Farm except with monster girls (with fugging them as part of the training regimen)

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i think i like the fuzzy spiders a little better

>> No.38263567

I see the usual suspect got tired of baiting with NTR and used-goods posting and started baiting christians ITT.
Bugger off, everyone can like monster girls, if they are not fags about it like you. Take your weak baits and fuck off.

>> No.38263572

>say something nice
Confirmed that Lefthanders are the master-race, thanks.

>> No.38263573

I like her story, her design, I like Beast.

>> No.38263580

coc1 is mediocre.
Kasyrra in CoC2 is fucking cute. I really like evil looking villainesses showing their loveable, cute site. Mommy dynamics with her are sweet too.

>> No.38263586

Cute spooder, especially the arachne not pinkflesh forelegs is a nice detail.

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You're mean

>> No.38263614

>too... to go for monster wives
Literally doesn't matter because the monster wives would go for them. The only way they wouldn't get their world views shattered (or at least fractured) would be if there weren't enough MG to go around. And even then. As the other guy said, the struggle would be amusing.

>> No.38263615

stop ruining my thread and I'll be nice to you

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>anoooon come to bed, it's cold and I need you as my daki
>"hold on babe we hit 2% enrage elmo strat p3s"
>"then I have to do beast tribes, fashion report, retainer ventures, daily crafting, new glams, erp cafe..."

>> No.38263644

There are as many girls as the world needs and monsters don't rape. At worst it would take five years for them to have a population explosion.
>"Guys, I trust in Jesus but it's been two months and this elf won't leave me alone. She even says we can go live the trad life in the woods and she's got blonde hair and blue eyes. Psalms to keep me strong?"
>"Don't do it once you fuck a monster you lose your soul forever" *Questionable link to one america news network and trump saying men need to stay and wageslave for a fulfilling life."

>> No.38263663

literally nobody says that, please stop baiting

>> No.38263664

"Almost" doesn't keep you out of hell

>> No.38263676

Be fair, it wouldn't just be American news and Orangemanbad, literally every politician, non-schizoid news publication and human hole-bearer would be out screeching about how MG would end the world. Because they would do exactly that. The screeching would stop after the tanuki moved in and the world experienced a few choice dark matter bombings.

Or at least that's one outcome I'd foresee. A clever dark priest or two coming ahead of the first wave and painting the monsters as poor refugees could result in something leaning a bit in the other direction, but not without some of the aforementioned opposition.

>> No.38263687

People only care about refugees when they're men, because for left-leaning women that means more dicks.

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golly, how terrible

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Stop talking about this. Politics should be monstergirls' world, boys get too emotional to make rational decisions. Just let your wife do the thinking and if you're given to right to vote, vote for who she tells you to.

>> No.38263704

The thing is if she was the other kind of succubus she wouldn't tell you. It would be perfectly reasonable to not trust them at first.

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I'm sorry for bringing up not-fun politics. Please accept this dog as an apology.

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Man is a political animal.
You are a mere monster.

>> No.38263720

It was slightly hyperbolic, yes. But perhaps you should go into an antivaxx thread there before deciding?

>> No.38263729

Ofc he thinks that we are all this 'bugboy' nemesis from a decade ago.
>MGE question: if your waifu is a Flayer would you let her live in your head rent-free too?

>> No.38263730

Actual politics in a mge world would probably be about things like wolf packs arguing with harpy flocks over who has rights to what men in what area

>> No.38263732

Yeah, hunkering down until you've got confirmation that people aren't getting dryfish Ed is legitimately the intelligent thing to do unless you've somehow got word from god ahead of time. That'd be my strategy at least, then I'd grab the first succ I could find if whatever came through the gate appeared to be MGE-adjacent.

>> No.38263740

The solution is to have men enslave them all and distribute the wives among the group.

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> For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places...
Eph 6:12
Im not the Jebusfagg, but it looks like a certain Lilim might finally get some 'wrestling' action going on.

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>> No.38263801

>role reversal cringe
Everyone just shut the fuck up

>> No.38263808

That will work out well.
>The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself. Other than that, monsters have various other abilities that they use to tempt and enthrall men, and they will try to have sex with a man using all sorts of methods.

>> No.38263814

>ywn bully a Lillim by calling her the antichrist
The bullying tastes better if you call them things she doesn't even understand.

>> No.38263821

People just need to learn not to respond to baits.

>> No.38263832

I want a kiki that defends the house from burglars (jizz thieves) with home alone style shenanigans!

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>People just need to learn
Very optimistic.

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>> No.38263849

>home alone style shenanigans!
That sounds extremely messy, inefficient, and would likely cut into her time to make dinner. Please pretend I posted that image of a kiki wiping a handgun

>> No.38263850

But that somehow implies that you keep vials of jizz in a safe box somewhere.

>> No.38263851
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Tfw JebusAnon is in trouble and surrounded by 'demons' but the Nuns arrive to save him...

>> No.38263853

Please remember to report any OSHA violations in the dungeons you raid.
The dungeon and adventuring guild will not accept any bellow standard dungeons.

>> No.38263860

The worst part is, that this fag lives in a similar timezone, so I have to endure his shitposting all day ITT, and thread only gets comfy, once I'm asleep.
Untill then it's NTR, cock carrousel, religious baiting, politics, giantesshit, furfaggotry.

>> No.38263861

I can hear this image. It says mattaku nee~

>> No.38263894

>Did I mention that I like to headcanon that many hakus are closet martial arts practitioners?
That's a cool idea, although I imagine hakus would be more about grappling and throwing

>> No.38263909

Box is slang for vagina so you are technically correct

>> No.38263921

This tentacle pit does not meet proper lubrication guidelines!

>> No.38263933

(Lewd) grappling makes sense, but I always picture qi manipulation bullshit that requires knowledge of pressure points to use. Like grappling, it's a low level of physical violence, but also implies a decent degree of intellectual study.

>> No.38263934

shit's been out of code since the former DL

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...vials of jizz...
>Hfw Anon's new Kiki is cleaning under the bed for the first time and finds Anon's annual jizz-/b/ottle of fermenting cum
>Anon's tfw he returns home and his Kiki maido is drunk and dancing around the kitchen with an empty jug

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>> No.38263959

>trump saying men need to stay and wageslave for a fulfilling life."

What? If anything Trump would immediately monsterize his wife or get a MG immediately if they dont love each other anymore. Then Trump would be the one candidate to run supporting monster wifes, as the rest of the media and candidates get triggered as shit.

>> No.38263964

The local dungeon turned into a full blown theme park after the mayor married a creeping coin. The profits are through the roof.

>> No.38263972

Gimme the thick fox, indeed the thick fox in my life

>> No.38263977

Shaggy tail.

>> No.38263987

>but r9k is too incel

Anon, incels are prime monster husbands. They would be the first guys to jump into the MG bandwagon right after the MGE community proper.

>> No.38264001

"So many monstergirls, and you can just grab them by the pussy..."
DJT or KC?

>> No.38264003

I think it would be more like the Kiki's is collecting and bottling it for her own use

> Our third anniversary a lovely vintage!

>> No.38264029

i like the main villain of the first one, the minotaur girl. shes hot. haven't played it, mind.

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I wonder how much of an internal struggle she'd have to not just drink it immediately? And on top of that we'd be talking about literal bottles of jizz that could've been used to make chick's instead.

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Can I interest you in a girl, that's 70% a fluffy tail?

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Mommy? The thread is scary today, can we go home?

>> No.38264050

boys can talk politics! just nothing relating to their own rights. or anything important really.

>> No.38264060

Ask your mommy if she can alp the baiter.

>> No.38264064

Do you guys think slimes need to even worry about transportation? Couldn't they just build a series of catapults and use that? Simply regenerate when they land there and they're good to go.

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I fully support the extremist faction.

>> No.38264076

It don't matter. None of this matters.

>> No.38264078

Considering mges porn logic incubi are either jizzing more then any actual living man or could just take a supplement to be able to fill a kiddy pool.

More then enough to totally fill her and have extra to spare. Though it would be funny to see a kiki scrambling after sex to get a bottle to save the excess

>> No.38264080

Slavic MG with a jug of Anon's accidentally fermented homemade Jizz-vodka.
>squatting and balalaika music commences...

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go on

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Need spider-cuddles.

>> No.38264087

>Ask your mommy if she can *Master the baiter.

>> No.38264092

Whoah mama. That girl is like 93% fluffy tail.

>> No.38264103

Senko would campaign on mandatory 3-a-day fluffings for all mofu monsters.

>> No.38264114

Never wear black clothes around a white furred bunyip, think of the shedding!
You'd need a kiki just to keep up with it and at least a pallet of lint rollers a month

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>> No.38264122

>maid cleanup team at the ready after head chef "accidently" uses too much humpty egg in masters food
code white code white

>> No.38264127

She sheds it on purpose to mark me. If I clean it up, she'll just gonna work hard to get all my clothes in her fur again.

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I made a tier list of monster girls I'd like to cuddle with romantically. I didn't want to do all of them, so I found a tierlist of archetypes. Thoughts?

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>tfw no dark mage momster
>ywn wake up with your face between her tits
>ywn wake up inside you momster and cum again as you wake up

>> No.38264148

>it would be funny to see a kiki scrambling after sex to get a bottle to save the excess
Imagine her not being prepared for that. You'd know you're in for a special time when the wife walks in with her crotchless panties and a tray full of empty wine bottles.

Although I find the idea of intentional husband milking for the purpose rather than collecting excess jizz instead kind of hot. Too bad it's not a beverage you'd want to share with her.

>> No.38264166

Boy, that's a cute Bug.

>> No.38264183

I can't tell if you like taurs or not, you put spider in A but horse in D

>> No.38264191

>Media outrage
>MGs reply with: we actually want to be grabbed by the pussy
>Media: Reeeee! You dont know what you are saying! You CANT like that!
>But lazy weaklings that havent lifted a weigh in their lives just want you to protect them!
>Hellhounds: Excellent!
>Coach potatoes just want to effortlessly have a hot wife!
>Kikis: So many mastahs to set straight!
>Shoggs: Ooof! (incomprehensible moanings)

>> No.38264203

Spider legs can wrap around you a lot better than a horse's can. I also just prefer spiders.

>> No.38264207

Not all taurs are created equally.

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>> No.38264227

>Spider legs can wrap around you
You mean like this? >>38264082

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A fluffy tail in every bed and fried tofu on every table.

>> No.38264259

I don't know if it would actually be comfortable because it's all chitin that is probably not really pleasant to touch

>> No.38264278

I'd still prefer it to horse.

>> No.38264314

I want to be adopted (or kidnapped) and raised to become a monster girl's husband.

>> No.38264317

"if they cannot have bread, then let them eat tofu."
Queen Fluff I

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>He doesn't like the pointy parts of his waifu
Those horns aren't going to molest themselves, anon

>> No.38264332

"if they cannot have bread, then they won't spread because no one is going to be bred, Fred, that's really bad

>> No.38264344

Well if you take her by surprise she might not ways have a bottle on hand, or if you have a harem she's gonna be sneaking in if she wasn't part of that session. Can't let the vintage go to waste!

>> No.38264357

I'd molest the fuck out of every part of my spiderwaifu. Especially the legs.

>> No.38264373

I'm doing a tierlist right now in spirit of the other one, and I'm noticing that the further up the tier list I get, the more purple things are. Why is purple the hottest color?

>> No.38264389

color of royalty.

>> No.38264401

My waifu would protest that on the grounds that three is going to get in the way of getting things done, but especially because it’s just not as fun when it’s required.

>> No.38264410

Women are majority voters, so sadly MG candidates would lose elections horribly.

>> No.38264412

same, I want to be sold to my older monster wife as a raise your husband deal.

>> No.38264414

>Never wear *----- clothes around a white furred bunyip...

>> No.38264418

it do be like that

>> No.38264427

All you need are a few social media influencers and dark matter bombs in key locations to turn that around.

>> No.38264456

>social media

>> No.38264479

You heard me. Get Dr. Oz and Oprah or someone in on it too if you really think you need the old lady vote.

>> No.38264481

You think the extremist faction is going to let silly little things like 'democracy' get in the way?

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>adopted (or kidnapped)
You were purchased by an ojou monster from your peasant family.

>> No.38264503

He also had another tweet today about the Bunyip.
>Ms. Bunyip's tongue has the highest body temperature of any Lamia species, making it warm and inviting.
>She has a reputation for ruining her husband's head in no time when she kisses him deeply.

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>babe, it's 4pm. time for your mofu fluffing

>> No.38264521

Maybe he could tweet about his game once in a while.

>> No.38264525

>being raised to be the perfect gentleman

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Imagine parents selling their NEETs
>So, you're saying that not only I will get grandchildren, but you will also pay off our debts and continue supporting us financially?
>Anon, pack your stuff, you're coming with this nice lady

>> No.38264556

Does "husband" or "cumpump" count as a profession?

>> No.38264565

It's too late, I've found religion. The religion of little girls.

>> No.38264570

>release one dragon zombie in New York City
>within 12 hours, a third of the population is undead

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Neetfags, if your family knew what we know about MGE MGs (that they only want husbands to love and have a family with) and a MG offered a dowry to your parents, would they unironically sell you to her?

>> No.38264625


I always imagined Tanukis make their husbands involved with their business

>> No.38264632

He can't keep making bunyips even better it's just not fair to other girls

>> No.38264667

While I'm not currently a NEET, my parents (especially mother since her side of family is very family-oriented) would at least try to persuade me and I can't imagine a situation where I'd refuse.

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>> No.38264689

>would they unironically sell you to her?
I'm not a NEET, but I hope my parents would know better than to try that directly.

>> No.38264736

I am almost certain they would try to get my "consent" via guilt and coercion.

>> No.38264740

>Christianity and MGE almost don't contradict themselves at all.
Explain clerical celibacy and monasticism then.

>> No.38264751

I ain't Neet, but they'll be absolutely glad to do so.

>> No.38264764

Eat A dick

>> No.38264785

I don't think my dad would force me into marriage I wouldn't like, but he would rest easy knowing my wife can provide for me and the dowry would be helpful.

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My tierlist is finished! I haven't ordered each individual tier yet, but this is it.

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>> No.38264830

good meme

>> No.38264840

What is this, a dairy farm for ant-girls?

>> No.38264845

you saved a template bro

>> No.38264862

i think the low quality adds to it, personally

>> No.38264866

>if your family knew what we know about MGE MGs (that they only want husbands to love and have a family with) and a MG offered a dowry to your parents
Now I'm not a neet, but I'd be very suprised if I saw dead people show up on my doorstep, just to sell me to someone.

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nice list titty man.

>> No.38264959

mge "demons" are memes

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>> No.38264990

what the fuck onii-chan?
they are demons in the most literal sense and rebelling against god. The demon lord is 100% lucifer.

>> No.38265002

>Explain clerical celibacy and monasticism then.
You're asking this on /jp/mon - a place with more Wizards than Hogwarts?
They're saving themselves for hot Mamonos obviously.

>> No.38265030

Memes, Jack!

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Dragonia marriage law states that during marriage your mother must grab your arm and hand you to your wife. If you have no mother or she us unavailable the law requires for a surrogate Dragon mother to adopt you to hand you over. As you might guess, this a lot of times end in harems and squabbles can get ugly.

Because of this, the tradition in Dragonia unless you explicitly make it clear your mom is available, is for Dragon wives to first adopt their future husbands and then formally marry them.

>> No.38265050

Hey I think you forgot to put Baphomet, Alice, Devil, Witch, and Wendigo in Please tier

>> No.38265051

Do Automatons go through a 'Cyberpunk' phase? Replace their modules with older retro ones, colorful wires and filaments attached their head, exposed sections of their chassi.

>> No.38265053

>4 Wonderlanders in Please-tier
And a happy unbirthday to you, my friend

>> No.38265057

>The demon lord is 100% lucifer.

She is literally not. She is a born Succubus, not a fallen angel.

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hey don't best girls a meme you fuck.


>> No.38265067

>ruining her husband's head

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How was the life of an average order soldier during the Battle of Kikigrad? What would you do if you get isekaid to MGE and the order wants you to force to go to that battle?

>> No.38265072

Please don't respond to him. Just post monsters and ignore his retarded babble.

>> No.38265073

An angel is just something god created to serve him.

>> No.38265086

Yes, and they start speaking Japanese because they think Zipangu will become a global superpower, on top of despising communist monsters such as kikimoras and bicorns, consume cartoons made to advertise toys, and start rebelling against christian conservatives with "satanic" rock music

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How was the life of an average order soldier during the Battle of Kikigrad? What would you do if you get isekaid to MGE and the order wants you to force to go to that battle?

>> No.38265101


And so are humans. Your point?

>> No.38265108

Troll wife leads to happy life

>> No.38265111

Mindbreak, Anon.

>> No.38265130

>What would you do if you get isekaid to MGE and the order wants you to force to go to that battle?
Go to the battle, pretend to get hypothermia, strip my clothes off and run screaming until I was rescued. Unless they were fighting other humans, in which case I'd probably die like an undertrained peasant.

>> No.38265131

>wake up to my sergeant screaming
>enemy soldiers sneaked into the camp at night again
>my clothes are washed, my rifle cleaned
>there is hot cocoa and some homemade pastries next to me
>there is another love letter tucked into my shorts
Kikigrad was hell.

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I follow orders and set a fantastic example to my fellow men of the Order, by charging across no-man's land right into the monstergirl trenches, then find the biggest and FLUFFIEST monstergirl there to wrestle to the ground.

The men around me will be so motivated by my courageous charge that they'll follow me to our collective victories.

>> No.38265146

>the kikis call a truce to give the opposite side a bath

>> No.38265156

Most likely meaning making hard to think.
Besides being an auto translation KC is extremely flowery in his language. He often mention melting thoughts or wombs twitching (womb went “Kyun"). It's one of the reasons people in the English fandom seem to have such trouble, expecting everything to be 100% literal.

>> No.38265159

I do kinda wish KC didn't make a generic devil/demon entry. Since he's aping dnd monster manuals in style there's tons of cool demons and devil's that could be converted for mge.

I've got a feeling maraliths would be popular for example. And a mge pit fiend vs balrog rivalry would be great, like a fiendish Kiki vs shog debate

>> No.38265164

Drinking with Yuugi!
She's tipsy and blurts out she kinda likes you!
Snuggling with Yuugi!

>> No.38265170
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>Marry Hellhound
>Like rough sex, like being slapped.
>Arrange services of a Phantom, Mindflayer, or tweak a Censer of Reminiscence where you will live the fantasy of being arrested by a big Hellhound warrior, slapped into submission and raped. Both of your memories will be erased, so she both of you will really act in character.
>You are all happy thinking about it
>Hellhound wife is actually all anxious and nervous she really, really doesn't want to hurt you
>As you walk by everyone thinks you have done the impossible and tamed your Hellhound as she walks meekly behind you, her ears down, tail between her legs and continiously apologize preemptively

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don't forget training my jaw to fit Yuugi's whole boob inside my mouth.

>> No.38265206

>Chesh and Bogie in Ochimusha’s sex-ed class

>> No.38265222

>Hakutaku decides that subtlety isn't getting her anywhere

>> No.38265241

>As you walk by everyone thinks you have done the impossible and tamed your Hellhound as she walks meekly behind you, her ears down, tail between her legs and continiously apologize preemptively
That sounds kind of cute.

>> No.38265267

If a kid accepts the offer to play house with a young kiki is that tantamount to a marriage promise

>> No.38265284

Genuinely scared waifus don't sound cute, but hopefully her outlook improves after the first session.

>> No.38265327

yeah i remember when he made lamia and couldn't make any more snake monsters after.
damn shame, that.

>> No.38265328

not a monster girl but my favorite edgy girl gets a pass

>> No.38265336

im touching that trash

>> No.38265352
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>not a monster girl
Can't this be categorised as an automaton or something?

>> No.38265355

thank you, you too.

>> No.38265372

She isn't genuinely scared, I mean it is just a sex session. She simply is worried about hurting him.

>> No.38265374

i mean monsoon is a cyborg, so maybe? given their fighting style, maybe also a kunoichi?

>> No.38265454

I meant genuinely scared of hurting him. Uncomfy MG aren't comfy.

>> No.38265459

I was thinking of a story about a beggar that is taken by a Tanuki after a MG invasion, then the man has sex with this Oni bodyguard on the side. Would this count as legitimate harem building or would the thread see it as dark? I am legitimately confused and I don't know if the Tanuki would consider it legitimate heartbreaking cheating as we know it is possible for men to build MGs harems even with no harem species.

>> No.38265475

Well, this is more because of a misconception of her part, because she, as a Hellhound, consider her husband to be basically made of glass and doesn't understand how mamono mana protection works. Think of it like taking your girlfriend to an amusement park when she has never done so and tell her to get on with you in a mechanical attraction. She will be scared at first, but it isn't the scarring fear for your life type of scarring.

>> No.38265534

If you had a harem of overprotective slash clingy girls would that effectively become like your own secret service? Them refusing to let you go places without them vetting it first, checking for dangers, taking the demon silver bullet when the local cupid goes postal

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Please consider Centaurs.
They make for great wives. And they especially need your hand in marriage after being scarred mentally on the battlefields, become the healing husband that you were always meant to be!

>> No.38265559

For those of you who have done tierlists, could you do a tierlist of your top ranking monsters? Eg, a list of all of your S ranking monsters

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>> No.38265606

I want to heal that chocolate horse when she comes home!

>> No.38265629

>tierlist of your top ranking monsters
Besides #2 and #3, and maybe #8 with #9, it's rather hard to group them together

>> No.38265668

I don't really have a top 10 or a tier list. The Altlach-Nacha and Night Gaunt are the only monsters I really care about or would ever want to be with.

>> No.38265706

tentacle raping bratty lolis as a demon spider is hot but for me a life of magical research and occult ritual sex is better.

>> No.38265721

Who is the best nemesis for a Donnie Brasco style detective story about a man infiltrating mamano organized crime?
>Mouse mafia
>Zipangu yakuza made up of oni, kejourou, inari
>Mist Continent triad with hakutaku, hinezumi
>Ocelomeh aphrodisiac smuggling cartel

>> No.38265729

I like atlachs but I don't like lolis. I also like the idea of magical research and occult ritual sex but I don't like loli. Why do you guys get so much cool shit? wasted potential.

>> No.38265743

I'm doing it right now and I am genuinely struggling. Not just because its hard to pick favourites, but also because I keep looking at A and S tier and thinking 'fuck, you should be up here.'

>> No.38265752

Lich number 1, Shoggoth 2, High Orc 3

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>ywn be a snake cultist
>ywn assist with a ritual to transform a human girl into a lamia
>ywn, with your fellow cultists, bow reverently before her newly-born divine form
>ywn be the one she picks as a "sacrifice" to finish her ascension

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>> No.38265767

That's just Ninja body guards doing their thing. Pay it no mind.

>> No.38265773

I know this may sound like a strange question, but which monster girl is best for the niche of making you submit to them by getting you addicted to their body and making you submit by overpowering you at first but them just basically leaving you to keep desperately pumping them? preferably ones big enough that you could lie on top of them.

>> No.38265781

>when the local cupid goes postal
oh no?

>> No.38265795

>Please consider Centaurs
I have been. Frontpussy is horrifically stupid I even in a world with rape magic, but most variants sound nice if inconvenient. I'm in no way suited for healing, though. Scarred horses would want another man.

>> No.38265800

Sure give me a link and tell me exactly what you count as tier S (top 10, 20?) and I will do it.

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>> No.38265811

Im the guy with a Atlach-Nacha and Night Gaunt wives here >>38265668.
I really love loli but I also like adults. The chaos transformation is the absolute favorite thing in MGE but besides even the fact you get multiple forms I really want an adult Night Gaunt and a loli Atlach-Nacha (similar to the profile) to experience both body types.

>> No.38265813

no i mean your own.

>> No.38265823

>I like atlachs but I don't like lolis.
I'm pretty sure big titty Nacho is possible in canon.
He was asking about the number.

>> No.38265833

As I said, give me a link with the tierlist that is updated with the latest girls and I will do it.

>> No.38265835

He has said that most are loli abut adults also exist.

>> No.38265841

Transformation sucks but giving bratty lolis cock is top tier.

>> No.38265879

I was confused, sorry.

>> No.38265930

Would this technically be a unit of infantry or cavalry?

>> No.38265933

What would happen if you enter an Amazon village, stand in a crowd of Amazons, drop an Inari Cooking School certification with A+ grade and shouted "I want to marry the strongest Amazon!"

>> No.38265969

You marry the strongest (single) Amazon.

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>> No.38266003

>Why do you guys get so much cool shit?
Because our taste is superior.

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Some of those are there because of my current mood though, but others are always up there.

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Kind of varies depending on my mood, but here we are.

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>> No.38266077

In your opinion what MG would give the best paizuri, aside for holstaur of course.

>> No.38266081

Based dragon hags

>> No.38266089

I want to wake in a monster-filled mansion that is its own pocket dimeson with noother memerioes other than my name, my family, my skills, and what monster are. I even want to wake wearing nothing but a pair of underwear and a demon realm club at hand. And I wanna scale the mansion and explore it as well

>> No.38266136

>I'm pretty sure big titty Nacho is possible in canon.
We have canon big titty loli goats. KC will allow for pretty much anything that doesn't break the few hard rules of the setting.

>> No.38266181

is this because young men are too reckless to be left alone?

>> No.38266184

>Aside from holstaurs
Holsts don't bring much to the table aside from size and potential milk play. Other MG can potentially offer both of those circumstancially anyway.

My money is on the higher slimes. They could warm themselves, then change their size, texture and consistency to your liking. No spine and stretchy necks means they could easily suck any portion of your dick that they allow to stick out as well... Or they could just put a tongue between their tits for shiggles.

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>new girl moves in close to you
>is extremely friendly
>no idea why she seems to go out of her way to talk to a random neet
>even asks whether you'd play vidya with her, says she doesn't really play but she wouldn't mind to play with a friend
>the other day she even asked you to go out on a walk
>you thought you'd embarass yourself or bore her but she seemed to be quite giddy the whole time
>this woman is too perfect
>this has to be some sort of ruse, but she is too sweet and nice for you to distrust her
>go out grocery shopping one day
>realize you forgot to lock the door
>it's only a 5 minute walk to a store so nothing should have happened, still you'd rather hurry
>when you open the door to your house you hear strange noises
>the house also smells strangely its making you a bit dizzy and also hard
>the noises are coming from your room
>grab something to defend yourself with
>open the door
>there is a succubus furiously masturbating in your room
>your bedsheets are quite visibly stained with her juices
>in fact, the whole room smells like her, as if she marked every part of it
>and the succubus looks just like that girl
>when she notices you her head immediately snaps in your direction
>a few drops of drool drop from her mouth after that
>she looks at you like a predator
>lunges at you
>she is too fast to defend yourself
>not that it would do you much good, she is much stronger physically than you
>raped happily ever after

>> No.38266203

holstaurs are boring. They're just women with big boobs.

>> No.38266208

and hooves

>> No.38266217

And milk

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I'd hug that succ so hard

>> No.38266230

em... Anon?

>> No.38266248

and cow ears with an country accent

>> No.38266254

Minotaur is the logical answer. Bogey looks like she would be a strong contender.

>> No.38266261

No, that's elves,kitsune-tsuki, dark mages... I won't complain about a pretty woman with big boobs and a bigger love for me wanting to fuck me in most cases, though.

>> No.38266264
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Boring. Her most noteworthy feature to me is that she has the hooves, but only because baphomet has hooves too.

>> No.38266268

My personal favorite would be the one I would want paizuri from, but other than that I think Bogey would be good.

>> No.38266289

why mention baphomets, Anon?

>> No.38266295

Oh lawd look at the size of that marshmallow cat

>> No.38266308


Do you consider Minotaurs boring? If no, why do you consider Holst boring?

>> No.38266323

I wouldn't mind a Holst though, if you don't want them then more for me.

>> No.38266350

A lot of the "boring" races are like that to me. Basically any woman that delivers those basic monster properties is a winner so long as she doesn't have a bad personality or bits that squick you out.

>> No.38266351

What? Are you lactose intolerant or something?

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>> No.38266387

And leg fluff. NEVER forget leg fluff. Imagine the leg locks, anon.

>> No.38266398

Is it okay to cry in your Kiki waifu's lap when she is spanking you?

>> No.38266411

>leg locks
Not bad, but I'm more interested in the nursing hand jobs and lap pillows, honestly.

>> No.38266412

Is there any way to access the Jap untranslated versions of the RPG? Since the Patreon English releases seem will take forever.

>> No.38266418

So you basically like your waifus more monster than girl?

>> No.38266419

I do, yeah. I like my monster girls to be fairly inhuman. A lot of kcs girls get a pass on that because his catgirls tend to have big meaty paws which puts them over the line for me to consider them good.
leg fluff is good too but regular women can have a lot of leg fluff as well, if you are into that sort of thing.

>> No.38266427

He's been updating the japanese version? To my knowledge he was releasing both at the same time. Never

>> No.38266430

Be a man

>> No.38266443

The current JP demo and EN demo are one and the same.

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>> No.38266446

>more monster than girl?
That would likely delve into the "bits that squick you out" exception. My point was the opposite of what you seemed to have inferred anyway.

>> No.38266487

Do mermaids reproduce like actual fish where the mermaid pops out some eggs and the dude just splooges on them?

>> No.38266511


>> No.38266513

Why Bogey?

>> No.38266534

Would she at least jerk me off or would she just stand there staring?

>> No.38266559

>37) Do oviparous monsters lay unfertilised eggs? If they do lay them, will they get angry of you eat one.[38]
>They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg. By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs. So if there's a period where they are pregnant with rather big ones, then the eggs will be fertilized, if they are rather small and without a period of pregnancy, then the eggs can be easily told apart as unfertilized ones.

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It's about the coitus, you wouldn't want to deprive them of this experience. Remember not all fish do that, for example there are species of sharks that give live birth.
They're busty, soft, and gentle. It may be better if that plushy patch extends to her breasts,

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This is why you fuck viviparous girls instead. So you don't end up with 1,000 kids one year into your marriage.
>But, but, but
Shut up, no one cares about your coping. Go mammalian instead. Squirrels, cows, goats, cats, dogs, even demonic girls are good too.

>> No.38266625

Based mammalian seed giver.

>> No.38266639

>1,000 kids
That'd be awful, Sturgeon's Law would kick in hard.

>> No.38266646

>By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs.
No monster just lays 1000s of eggs.

>> No.38266659

what's your crime anon

>> No.38266666

Fun killer

>> No.38266672

Not impregnating a Jinko yet.

>> No.38266678

I jacked off to human w*men. Now I'm a wanted man, hounded at every opportunity by monstergirls trying ti reeducate me.

>> No.38266681

I became celibate.

>> No.38266690

I don't think he read that right. Roe-tier isn't impossible if she wasn't fertilized, but if she's actually pregnant there will be fewer eggs.

>> No.38266693

I modified jubjub flu to only reduce intelligence and mixed it into Miss Haku's tea over the span of a year

>> No.38266695

Engineering a species of dairy salamanders that aren't built for the battle field.

>> No.38266697

I smuggle contraceptives and reading material on abstinence

>> No.38266706

Tide to leave the werewolf cuddle pile early, now I'm doing hard time in it.

>> No.38266712
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Snake daughter.

>> No.38266736

replaced tail conditioner with hair remover

>> No.38266750

mana crystal smuggling

>> No.38266757

The real monster is you.

>> No.38266759

Drank all the Kiki's cleaning fluids

>> No.38266783

Got into a bar fight and kicked the other guy in the nuts. They take the whole "above the belt" thing pretty seriously.

>> No.38266797

>I'm sorry miss but I'm afraid he's likely suffered permanent brain damage from chemical poisoning
>anon continues to talk to the IV drip thinking he's doing hard time

>> No.38266803

A yeti tried to hug me and I shook her paw instead

>> No.38266808

When I was 14 I went to Juvie
For arson

>> No.38266822

I've given up hope.

>> No.38266834

>The mermaid in the illustration on the page to the left isn't wearing anything on her lower body, but normally their vagina is concealed by scales and can't be seen. When they start to have sex with a man, they use magic to get rid of the scales, and the vagina will appear in roughly the same position as in a human woman. Since the new Demon Lord's assumption of power, they've continued to change and adapt so that having sex with human men is convenient and pleasurable. For that reason, it's not possible for them to lay eggs and then spawn the way ordinary fish do.

>> No.38266859

not paying taxes, jumping the turnstiles, placing graffiti on the buildings, selling weapons of mass impregnation to minors

>> No.38266877

I used jubjub flu to rob a bank

>> No.38266881
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I paid Gambino 3 silver coins for this

>> No.38266898

Are Hellhounds inhuman enough for you or you want them more inhuman? Which are your favorite girls?

>> No.38266926

how on earth did you get away?

>> No.38266939

Yeah, so they fertilize internally via p0n0s in vag00 and then lay (Un)fertilized eggs. This as opposed to laying eggs and then having them fertilized like fish spawning.

>> No.38266943

being a vigilante

>> No.38266947

I didn't...

>> No.38266951

I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my Nana.

>> No.38266964

being a whore

>> No.38266995

Daaaw, look at that snake burrito

>> No.38266999
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I love centaurs.

>> No.38267006

>heist anon gets pinned beneath a now brainless nuki whilst in his completely sealed hard suit

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Centaurs confirmed best girl

>> No.38267027

falling asleep while the mayor lilim gave her speech

>> No.38267037

>nuki unable to get the suit off of him
>police eventually arrive a cart him away
>gives him her number

>> No.38267107

>plans heist for years
>months spent building the suit to protect him from flu and monster
>gets defeated by fat nook

>> No.38267123

Continuing to come to this place despite being a shitter/vindictive goblin that eats your shoes.

>> No.38267201

They have big paws and a crazy look and skin tone so I like them. It's not high standards, most girls that act inhuman enough are good to me to at count them as monsters even if they aren't my fetish.
Baphomet, Cait sith, Chesire

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Mofu molestation and fleeing. I don't expect a pardon and will serve my full sentence of marriage when they catch me.

>> No.38267345

>those big ears
don't do this to me anon

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You like big ears, bro? Big, fluffy, petable ears?

>> No.38267412

Man, I bet those flick so nice when you blow on them.

>> No.38267415

Industrial strength condoms.
Plus I lace tofu with sleeping drugs to escape foxes.

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Consider anal with pears

>> No.38267419

anon pls I must resist

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No matter who wins, you are going to have to marry one of them.

>> No.38267430

Nice try Wisp-chan, now stop trying to kill me so that I will be your 'Onii-chan forever and ever~'

>> No.38267431

Which dog is the underdog?

>> No.38267435

I come in and surprise anal them both for the double wife acquisition

>> No.38267440
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Monster gyms are dangerous, at any point a fight can break out between very powerful Monsters.

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Something about them large ears, their imposing presence and airs of superiority really get me going as well.

>> No.38267488

>airs of superiority
They're just giant calls for scritches to me.

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Hey there's something funny about these bunnies

>> No.38267512

ones a big chungus

>> No.38267545

Im going to power up the underdog halfway through the fight so she can win!

>> No.38267548

watch out the little one is gonna assert dominance

>> No.38267553

One of them is FAT the other is a MIDGET

>> No.38267555

N-No I don’t wanna be a kid again! AIEEEE

>> No.38267557

>anon gets a job
>a job with a lot of foxes
>foxes with BIG ears
>every day he must fight a deep primal urge to pet

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Anon...the ads.

>> No.38267597

can they just like

>> No.38267607

It's a gamble nowadays, like last week that barechested Hellhound remained untouched.

>> No.38267609

>Anon gets a cute little smol fox kouhai
>She does something well
>He pats her head without thinking about it
>Floodgates: open
God have mercy on their fluff.

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I would break and end up petting one of the girls. How could anyone resist something so fluffy for long?

>> No.38267653

I would hear "Anon, my eyes are down here" so often.

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Do it with guaranteed nice and harmless girls then

>> No.38267682

>Be anon, a giant fluff slut dangerously addicted has to avoid all temptation
>see a job at a small business advertised as being lamia owned and operated
>Get hired thinking your safe in that environment
>Its all bunyips and they have their winter coats

>> No.38267717

You guys are very rude. You realize that Gazer and Jabberwock are both high on the power ranking chart right? They are about as strong as it gets, so show respect

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>> No.38267737

>Owned by Bunyips
The shop always looks empty, even devoid of employees, but when you walk in you hear a timid "g-g'day" and feel many eyes on you. Even the register would be unwomanned and you just leave money on the counter. I guess Anon would be needed to actually talk to customers.

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i have very specific tastes and yet there are things that go way out there

>> No.38267752

while it would be fun to pull on that braid while railing her she's going to dunk on me with angelic might.

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>> No.38267857

Now this is a nice centaur

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I've always been a man of the ufufufu.
Also, this tier list didn't have them but Bogie would be Mid S and Pyrow would be an A Jumper.

>> No.38267975

Hair pulling is pretty rude unless you're doing it to a kejourou
>loli kejourou on all fours with her hands tied together and her hair tied to a huge braid you can pull while pounding her fat ass

>> No.38267999

more like her hair braid is pulling you

>> No.38268026

Tier lists are shit

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Sharp teeth make men meek.

>> No.38268146

is she wearing three layers of underwear?

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Jinkos, the most honorable monsters and the most cuddleable

>> No.38268150

Glad to see HR is finally putting a stop to all the workplace sexual harassment

>> No.38268180

I guess extra protection from sex? dunno why she does it but just add it to the list of things you should bully her for

>> No.38268198

>dunno why she does it
maybey she was indecisive about what to wear so just wore all three

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Too lazy to do the entire encyclopedia so this will have to suffice.

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>> No.38268225

and then the dreaded 6 way bunyip ambush happens, no way to tell where one fluff snake starts or ends

>> No.38268232

that's an understatement, it has been almost a month since christmas and now she tries the holiday seduction?

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Take the alppill friend

>> No.38268254

its literally just a succubus, theres no pill to take

>> No.38268290

HR can suck my dick. Rape is what I need

>> No.38268297

Look closer at the chin. It looks wrong. A monster lover would not be fooled.
succubi are boring and any alp was probably gay at one point

>> No.38268299

I'll pass.

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>> No.38268379
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I wish to file a complaint with HR, there is not enough sexual harassment, my contract explicitly states that my supervisor will harass me and that's part of why I love working here.

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>work in a mg office
>don't get raped or harassed
>feel unloved and unwanted
>cry alot
HR needs to be disbanded and the natural order put back into place

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>women with big boobs.

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You anons are why I have to watch my back in the office

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>> No.38268540

you're going to get molested and married by the demon accountant and you are going to like it mister

>> No.38268560

the fuck is happening

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>> No.38268618

It is a place of work, not a dating service

>> No.38268628

Doubt you'll continue saying that when a harpy sweeps you off your feet, rapes you, and forces you to marry her

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>> No.38268646

should have read that contract anon
but not now though cause your making the other office ladies impatient to starting groping you

>> No.38268689

How expensive is it to live in a majority-monster city in Zipangu compared to living in a majority-monster city in Mainland?

>> No.38268719

>no greenworm
prime cuddlebods

>> No.38268736

Why would one want to live in the city when you can move to a more rural plot of land with your family?

>> No.38268769

I don't have a family, and rural areas don't have the comforts that only magic technology can provide.
There's nothing to do but listen to cows moo, watch birds fly, and hope that wolves, moose, bears, and cougars aren't nearby.

>> No.38268791

Please not all sabbaths are like this but it's important to respect the culture of the sabbath or this will happen again.

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>> No.38268834

big kitty

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>> No.38268922

I had a nice date at the nudist park with my hellhound loli daughteru
We played ball, eat ice cream, watch performers act, and had comfy sex under the sunset until she was fully cumflated.
It was really wholesome, lewd, and romantic.

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>> No.38268952

i need a kiki wetnurse gf

>> No.38268954

Where is that bicorn taking that anon?

>> No.38268961

the "cave"

>> No.38268963

they're all busy feeding other monster's babies while the parents are out fucking

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>> No.38269018

Very cute.
Please continue to cherish and spoil your heckwan wife and daughter for that matter

>> No.38269039

I can at least take a shota potion and ask for an ememergcy wetnurse

>> No.38269066

someone put a shirt on this child

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to meet her friends

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Luv you latenight

>> No.38269180

*Heavy breathing intensifies*

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You're the breast

I mean breast

I mean best

>> No.38269196

going to be finding mofu hair all over the desk every morning

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>> No.38269219

>now kouhai keeps going above and beyond her duties so that Anon will pet her and call her a ‘good girl’

>> No.38269221

get off my paper you're getting fairy dust all over it

>> No.38269240

what if she works so hard that she becomes anon's boss? how would she get her headpats now?

>> No.38269247

Dude, what if you made a tube and inhaled through it? Wouldn't that be weird, haha?

>> No.38269255

its basically just coke

>> No.38269283

but artist coke, making you be able make your creative idea fully realized and made perfect with just one snort

>> No.38269295

what about drink? fairy has been chilling in my glass and wanna know if its safe to drink

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>> No.38269309

what the fuck anon

>> No.38269357

The only fairy I've ever liked was the one(s) from Milking Farm. She awakened something in me.

>> No.38269413

drew a quick monster titty sketch

>> No.38269415

Too many tails spoil Anon's sanity.

>> No.38269435

You telling me you wouldn't take advantage of a full pool someone hust had lying around? Lukewarm tea is halfway to a hot tub if you're a fairy.

>> No.38269448

oh i misunderstood
i thought you meant you were going to drink the fairy

>> No.38269467

Need bouncy cunyip

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last post before bed. Demon nun titty. I want the holy blueberry milk from the sister. I want to go to the church of our milky lady and get blessed milk

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I consider fat bottomed loli lich anal every minute.

>> No.38269516

Based Hathor follower

>> No.38269527

Never understood haglove but I ain't judging, looking good anon.

>> No.38269544

That’s beautiful we need more MGs like that.

>> No.38269558

I want a new good monster girl manga/anime.

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>he doesn't want to drink fairy milk

>> No.38269619

Lovingly bullied by Fairies.

>> No.38269640

3 layers of underwear plus to take them all off you have to take off the garter belt clips first...
>no wonder there's "xmas cake long after the 25th"
Somebody seriously needs an Anon and soon.

>> No.38269656

It would be the only way any Troon will ever 'pass'.
>still not touching the Alps

>> No.38269681

Its not MGE but its kinda too cute to be grimdark-war
And better than 'jet-robot-girls'.
I like it.

>> No.38269701

Never been a fan of "stronk girls slaughting evil mens by the dozens" trope.

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i agree. this is more my speed

>> No.38269731

Where's the new wiki again?

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There it is. I had it bookmarked and everything but it wasn't showing. Thanks.

>> No.38269794

Way ahead of you, friend.

>> No.38269811

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you get lonely, its not impolite to ask the ghost haunting your home to snuggle in bed with you.
In fact, she would be outraged if you didn't!

>> No.38269863

But gosts r scary

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you sure anon?

>> No.38269932

Anon please, they prefer the term 'spooky'

I am sure, despite their appearance they are quite snuggly.

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>> No.38269947

German English Russian and US(?) - and there was a Finnisg Birb bombing with Molotovs earlier.
So a CuteBirbs-do-WW1 aerial warfare book?
>is there a link?

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So if I get in a "tumble" with a wild werewolf, with the bites and scratches that come along with that, and come home to the missus I can't pass werewolfism to her through sex right?

>> No.38269978

Oh no! They're dancing!

>> No.38269979

Her house grows?

>> No.38270001

No, but you probably wouldn't want to have sex with her anymore after experiencing superior monsterpussy. Fortunately, the simple solution for everyone is to just "forget" to lock the door the night you come back...

>> No.38270082

it's a fashion statement popular in undead lands

>> No.38270098

I like this artstyle so much

>> No.38270118

Did we ever figure out what the girl on the right is supposed to be?

>> No.38270134

cursed weapon + dragon

>> No.38270157

As she gains wealth, she improves her property.
There's not a lot of other things she needs to spend it on, and property can be a savvy investment.

>> No.38270168

Maybe she's the "Warm" - lower right not 'Wurm'.

>> No.38270175

not exactly a cursed weapon but still a considered a cursed dragon. she's got an article under the arena bit.

>> No.38270183

How does she gain wealth?

>> No.38270194

husbando speculation

>> No.38270327

Time to turn her into my personal coffee gremlin and copy maker.

>> No.38270418

amazing how this simple lie cuts through me

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Oh how I wish my wife (pic unrel) was with me here in the gym, on this snowy morning.

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Working remotely with Monster Wife would be a struggle.

>> No.38270933

Scaring Anons until they run screaming into the Jinko Forest.

>> No.38270960

Depends on whether or not you can sneak away for quickies (not applicable to lamia husbands) and keep your composure well enough to stay in a Zoom meeting and have your dick sucked at the same time.

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>Teams call
>Every developer tries (and mostly fails) to keep a straight face as their wives go to town on their cocks under the desk
>Mindflayer PM looks annoyed
>Meeting is over, she stands up before turning the camera off
>Her husband waves his tentacle to them
Also: if I can play video games and instruments during the workday and still write enough code to be almost at the top in terms of productivity, then sneaking away to get taildrained would be no problem.

>> No.38271220

>Statistic show that ever since work at home become a thing, the amount of blowjobs on the job has increased by 900%

>> No.38271225

I want to mess with my night gaunt wife while she's in the middle of a meeting.

>> No.38271271

Ryu is my favorite type of Dragon.

>> No.38271337

>productivity goes up 300%
>everyone just does all the things they need in an hour, so they can fuck for the rest of the workday
>fertility goes up by 1.2
>sex life satisfaction goes up by 60%
>hybrid work now mandatory for white collar jobs
>blue collar Anons and their wives campaign for installing sex rooms and increasing the sex break duration to 4 hours.

>> No.38271343 [DELETED] 

I tipped the tags off of the mattresses. Without paying for them!

>> No.38271395

Holstaur vore pic dropping soon

>> No.38271603

As the pred or prey?

>> No.38271629

What do you like Water Wurm for? The weather? The noodly body? The reverse scale?

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Remember that even inside a Vampire's sprawling castle, you can find a bushy-tailed merchant to offload your loot to.

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