yukariiiiin~

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this is my cute wife(hag) say something niec about her, kudasai.

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>>38241650
She is old.

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>>38241650
Smelly old hag

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>>38242020
no!!! she is enchanting

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She got replaced by new model.

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>>38241650
wtf your wife is my mom dude

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>>38241650
hug the hag

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>>38242593

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>>38242259
That you, Renko?

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>>38242812
sex attack with yukari!

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>>38241650
She's extremely intelligent.

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>>38241650
I wonder what word made this thread autosage

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>>38253111
Is this real and canon?

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>>38254040
The page is from forbidden scrollery, but the text is made up.

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>>38253111
The most surprising part is that it's actually parsable and not just Star Trek Voyager-style technobabble

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>>38241650
I like yukari because she's smart and funny.

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>>38241650
I like her fashion sense. purple trim on white is really good.

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>>38241650
smelly hag.

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>>38255347
Indeed.
Also, quantum physics are a huge clusterfuck but I would gladly dedicate my whole life to learning them from her.

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>>38242235
Can confirm

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>>38255347
>>38263619
How would you know it's parsable?

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>>38263688
All those weird terms she uses are actually real and used in quantum physics.

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>>38263688
I've studied some quantum physics before. Admittedly, I'm not a physicist, but those terms are real and are used in a way that makes sense with their meanings. For instance, Yang-Mills theory does describe how interactions between elementary particles are governed, so it would make sense that Yukari would need to implement a solution to it into the barrier to allow non-fundamental particles to pass between two different worlds with different laws of physics.

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>>38242020
>>38242593
>>38263473

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>>38264904
even though yukari is a hag I still love her muchly

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>>38264904
17 year old hag!

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>>38264904
You are? Oh that's a shame Yukarin, I prefer older women.

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>>38264889
Source?

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>>38275600
yukari

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>>38253111
Smart women make smart children

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95649666
Damn hag got so rabid she kidnaps young girls for her dinner.

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>>38286801
Reminder this is 100% canon.

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>>38286801
I wonder what would happen if a Human eats a Youkai.

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>>38288145
Depends on the Youkai. Eating mermaid flesh is said to make on immortal.

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>>38286801
P-please, translate...

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>>38288912
You can use the camera function from the gtranslate app and translate it bubble by bubble, it's not very good but you can make it out from the context.

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>>38264904
I agree, Yukarin, you are 17!
As in, 355,687,428,096,000!

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>>38289595
Made me chuckle, but that last character kind of ruins it

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>>38288912
Badly translated with text capture software and Deep-L:
>Human-Chan: "I'm, uh, lost. Thank you for your help. I have to go back this afternoon. Can you show me the way to the station?"
>Human chan: "I'm in the middle of something urgent. I can't even get my phone to work... This is a very strange place. I mean, in the first place a forest in this neighborhood. Nothing about this make-"
>Yukari: (Laughs) "The person in the kitchen would like to meet you."
>Ran: "Hi!"
>Human-chan: "No, uh. Please don't worry about me. I'm seriously nothing special."
>Yukari: "Such indiscretions, I can't do it if you're like that. I've got some really good ingredients. In fact, I've got the best ingredient in the world."
>Human-chan: ".....uh....I-I think I would rather go look for the station alone. Thank you for everything a-"
>One Gap hag grab later.
>Human-Chan: "Ah! Why... are...you..."
>Ran: "Oh my, going for the neck, are you?"
>Yukari: "It's the quickest."
>Ran: "How do you want me to prepare her?"
>Yukari: "While it's fresh, Sashimi. Use the rest for Ramen. Make sure to clean it well."
>Ran: "Yes, mistress."

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>>38290109
>Use the rest for Ramen
That's a good example of deepL making up shit out of nowhere.
The rest is fine but here she's saying "She reeks of perfume and fabric softener, I'm going to vomit."

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>>38290109
That's pretty awful, either deepL got worse or OCR captured wrong characters.

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>>38290213
That was me, actually. I couldn´t for the life of me figure out what it meant, so I just made something up that kind of made sense.

Honestly, the actual line is way darker.

>>38290686
It´s partly Deep L, as well as me making a few liberties here and there when a translated sentence genuinely doesn´t make a lick of sense.

Just as a example: "The person in the kitchen would like to meet you." is actually "Preparing the Kitchen. Nice to meet you."

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>>38290109
>>38290964
Well, honestly those pics bothered/scared me a bit but at the same time I love that predatory nature that she shows, now, how can I make her my wife and fuck her without ending up being her dinner?

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>>38296753
It is pretty disturbing. Just something about the way she coldly kills that that girl, utterly dehumanizing her after the fact, really shows off her lack of morality.

>how can I make her my wife and fuck her without ending up being her dinner?
Canonically? You don't. It's hinted every now and then she keeps around humans she finds entertaining, but like most youkai that only lasts until she gets bored of you. Best you could hope for is becoming her sex slave/pet for a few weeks until you also end up strangled to death and served as sashimi.

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Yukari...

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>>38290964
>>Just as a example: "The person in the kitchen would like to meet you." is actually "Preparing the Kitchen. Nice to meet you."
It's actually "Ran~ Please prepare the kitchen~" then Ran saying "Ha~i" aka "Ok~kay!".

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>>38296753
>how can I make her my wife and fuck her without ending up being her dinner?
The answer is that Akyuu lies and makes Yukari sound scarier than it really is, and Grimsokyo is a myth. Cutesokyo is the real canon reality. Yukari is just an old hag, if you ever indulged her fantasy of being 17 she'd be putty in your hands.

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>>38300510
Nice try yukarin

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>>38300523
If I was Yukari I'd say she really is 17 years old.

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>>38300529
That's why it was a nice try. Lying to conceal another lie is very clever, as I'd expect of her.

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Cute gappy.

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>>38300529
That's what a anon pretending to be Yukari would say. Real Yukari doesn't care about her age because consent is for humans. She takes what she can get, and any man that disagrees would be just as powerless before her as the girl in that comic.

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>>38300487
Yeah, I kind of figured something like that. Either that or "I'm preparing the kitchen, it was nice to have met you."

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>>38286801
Reminder that Yukari often targets people that would be easily missed. Including lonely and cute Otaku girls that have a hard time getting a boyfriend.

Not only does Yukari eat people, she's probably eating your potential soulmate.

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>>38300510
Looks comfy.

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>>38296753
>>38299555
>>38300510
Not 100% certain, but I think Yukari gapping in humans for food was canon because of the Devil's Contract. The Devil's Contract was replaced by the Spell Card Rules, which says Youkai cannot kill humans anymore.

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>>38302867
The law is that they can't eat villagers
Outsiders are fair game until they become villagers

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>>38302867
No, not at all. The devil contract was a precursor to the spell card rules, but it never actually went away. Remilia and Flandre are still being fed people. While even works as recent as Symposium make it pretty unambiguous what happens to most outsiders. Yukari herself almost certainly still regularly eats anybody unlucky enough to fall into her claws.

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Yukari is a monster. But, think of it from her perspective: Is her life not above most humans? When your average Japanese person cuts apart a Salmon to make Sashimi, do you think they feel sorry for their food? No. A girl like that should think herself lucky she would have the honor of serving as a Youkai's meal.

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>>38288170
What would happen if I had the luck of 1 in 1,000,000,000 and could eat a piece of meat or drink Yukari's blood? could I have gaps too?

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>>38301611
You lost the entire punchline with that. Yukari goes "Prepare the kitchen, we're gonna have a feast tonight!", Ran says "Okaaaay!", and the girl, quickly realizing what's going on, shits herself and tries to leave asap. That's why she gets snapped on the spot because she was too smart for her own good. Though honestly, it was either that, or getting chopped up by Ran later.

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>>38303769
Kind of, yeah. Did more or less get the gist of Yukari going "Oh, we have some fucking delicious ingredients" and her realizing they meant her.

>Though honestly, it was either that, or getting chopped up by Ran later.
At least Ran would probably make it quick. Getting strangled to death is not a pleasant way to go.

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>>38303717
Probably not. At "best" you might become a Youkai yourself, but probably one feared even by other Youkai. Without any of the power of Yukari.

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>>38264889
source? google and saucenao cant find anything

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>>38305202
yakumo yukari

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>>38275600
>>38305202
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4526031?q=pool%3A17116

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>>38296753
The only way you're putting a ring on any youkai is spontanious affection
Yukari's standards are well out of reach of mortals otherwise

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>>38300510
Part of that is true
It’s not supported that Yukari kills people with her bare hands to eat
What is supported is her gapping in random humans for random youkai to eat, probably more dangerous ones like the vampires
But if humans survive and make it to the village, they achieve celebrity status
Now Yukari said she eats humans in a pre-fight dialogue, but any of the dialogue before the match should be taken with a grain of salt as it’s trash talk to get on the opponent’s nerves

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>>38303424
> Is her life not above most humans?
Not really no. She's just a delusions created by Humanity. She and her entire race are a by produced of humanity that continuou live on borrowed time and whose best years are behind them.

They aren't above Humanity on any sort of way. Thier mind is old, thier existence is fragile, thier knowledge is stagnated. The Youkai, just like the Neanderthal in the past and the Lunarians in the future, are a race that lost the War for dominance of the Planet to Humanity and now have to do everything in their power to maintain and protect the only places where they can continue live.

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>>38296753
You have to be a good chef
The way to her heart is through her stomach
Just make sure you don’t go through the intestines too

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>>38311475
Thank you, that was a fun read despite the yuri pandering.

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You in

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You car in

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>>38317274
>It’s not supported that Yukari kills people with her bare hands to eat
I mean, she has ran for that. This woman was just too clever and a half so she needed to take care of him herself.

>Now Yukari said she eats humans in a pre-fight dialogue, but any of the dialogue before the match should be taken with a grain of salt as it’s trash talk to get on the opponent’s nerves
It's mentioned in PMISS that she most likely attacks humans in the outside world. We know she abducts people to Gensokyo. There is no reason to assume she wouldn't eat some of them herself.

Best argument you can make is "Well, she might have been Maribel". But if she was Maribel, I would say she crossed the line into full Darth Vader villainy about a dozen or so times already.

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>>38317804
You would basically have to be a better chef than Ran though.

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>>38317502
They are technically above humans in the food chain. At least, Yukari is.

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>>38325448
>It's mentioned in PMISS that she most likely attacks humans in the outside world.
Yukari approved Akyuu made propaganda
>We know she abducts people to Gensokyo. There is no reason to assume she wouldn't eat some of them herself.
People overexaggerate humans getting eaten in Gensokyo. Hong Meiling in her prefight dialogue with Reimu says she'll try and eat her and ponders her taste, but everything else we know about Hong Meiling is that she's extremely nice and friendly to humans on her job.

You guys just want to believe in a dark gensokyo.

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>>38241650
Yukari please stop making threads about yourself. Try acting your age for once.

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>>38325767
17?

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>>38325518
>Yukari approved Akyuu made propaganda
Still means it could very well be true. It's in line with her bragging to Sakuya.

>People overexaggerate humans getting eaten in Gensokyo.
Outsiders? No, not at all.

>but everything else we know about Hong Meiling is that she's extremely nice and friendly to humans on her job.
She gets food from the SDM. If she eats humans, it's pretty likely they just give her whatever remains after Sakuya is done extracting blood.

>You guys just want to believe in a dark gensokyo.
Opposite. I don't know how you can read "Most outsiders that go to Gensokyo get eaten" and think "Yeah, clearly this is a good place".