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What is /jp/'s view on pregnant 2hus?

>> No.38228593
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>> No.38228692
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Momhus are the besthus

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Absurdly hot. Desperately need more of it.
Works extra well on super cool characters since it seems like something so out of their element, Miko is the best example of this: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82588401

>> No.38230735

They make me wish I was a Dad.

>> No.38230747

A girl doesn't grow up till they've been breed like a women

>> No.38231784

This one was my fault, and I'm not sorry

>> No.38231885

Dead womb.

>> No.38232174

can vampires even bear children?

>> No.38232179


>> No.38232211

If they mate with a human they give borth to damphirs, vampire can't mate with other vampires

>> No.38232313

I want to make my beloved Kanako a pregnant 2hu.

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I love it.
I want to start a family with a 2hu.

>> No.38232827

OP is Sakuya’s depraved fetish.

>> No.38232840

there is no way she could give birth without dying a horrible death.

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There are few things I want more in life than to spread my genes to Gensokyo and populate it with my descendants

>> No.38233402

>dying a horrible death.
She's a fairy, she'll just respwan.
She could also ask Eirin to do a c-section.

>> No.38233446
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Got you covered

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There is a lack of pregnant Yuuka images and it really makes me sad.

>> No.38233491

5 year olds have given birth and lived, I'm sure the sure Cirno the strongest will live

>> No.38233503

Could she read her fetus's mind?

>> No.38233525
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I would say so

>> No.38233563

There'd be nothing to read, nothing has been experienced or learned

>> No.38233762

They have thoughts even if it's just stuff like "It's dark", "I'm running out of space" and "I can't wait to get out of here so I can suck my mom's titties"

>> No.38233902

>5 year olds

>> No.38233988

Five years, seven months and 21 days old to be precise https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

>> No.38234001

Isn't the nature of your thoughts determined by your own first experience such as the environment you grow in and the language of your parents? In the same way like if you have to think of or read numbers you do it in your native language even though you were were talking a foreign language few seconds earlier. I think the thoughts of a fetus would sound like gibberish to a satori till they start listening and experiencing after they are born. Unless they are capable of more than mere sentence reading and can feel the same way you do, that way you could figure out what a foreign person or even an animal is thinking

>> No.38234054

Man, didn't you see the Van Helsing movie? the children of the vampires die in a few minutes at birth

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Not in Gensokyo

>> No.38234264

I do not trust Hollywood vampire ladies are perfectly healthy and childbearing capable maidens!!

>> No.38236009

Miko's offspring are forever cursed to be boys

>> No.38236147

No more gibberish than that of an animal probably, though I agree that there probably wouldn't be much.

>> No.38236517

Just kill them so they can be ressurected as girls, just like their mommy

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>> No.38238394

Ahaha how could it not be so obvi-
Wait... why aren't they coming alive?

>> No.38239035

Which touhou would be emotionally distraught at the idea that they would be a mother

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Seija would probably not be a fan at all

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Would the baby be immortal as well? Would it actually grow up or be trapped a fetus forever?

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Are you okay with 2hus reproducing via IPS?

>> No.38239811

perhaps she shouldn't have been such a whore then.

>> No.38240114

I imagine they would grow up normally since the baby isn't eating her liver or anything like that

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Seiga, she has abandoned family before.

>> No.38241107

>she has abandoned family before
is there no evil she won't commit

>> No.38241199

She's a very evil woman, which is why if you ever end up in Gensokyo you need to impregnate her and turn her into a loving wife.

>> No.38241394

So she goes through the whole 9 painful months and labor for nothing? That's kinda hot.

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Starting to run out of SFW images to post

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>> No.38242203

>See pregnant woman
>Instatnly boner
why am I like this?

>> No.38242420

Depends if a fetus has a conscious mind or not. If it does, I guess she could at least tell how its developing.

>> No.38242508

the thinking man's fetish

>> No.38242567

>Be on 4chan for a decade
>never been on /jp/. Wonder what it's like
>Go to /jp/
>"Wait, so it's a Touhou board?
>see this thread
>"I'm home"

>> No.38242597

hard wired to be like that
means you're normal anon

>> No.38242681


>> No.38242713

Now that you’re here, please don’t abuse the quote function

>> No.38242801

Moushiwake arimasen, senpai

>> No.38242839

holy shit.

>> No.38243030

The implications of this one is terrifying. Shocked they never got the guy but I guess it's a shithole anyway

>> No.38243990

Welcome to the third world

>> No.38244542

In myth vampires can't breed with other vampires because their spawns are born dead, but they can breed with humans giving birth to dhampirs like Alucard or vampire hunter D

>> No.38245330

Fuck it, name Remilia's child Alucard

>> No.38245613

Specifically, a female vampire cannot have a child. Male vampires can impregnate human females thus creating a dhampir

>> No.38246536 [DELETED] 
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This thread triggers the yuritrannies, keep posting all kind of pregnant 2hus, they will eventually 41% themselves

>> No.38246546 [DELETED] 

This thread is about pregnancy, please keep on topic

>> No.38246548

None of the 2hus are lesbian, they all get impregnated directly by a man because that's what they want

>> No.38246561 [DELETED] 

And pregnancy is the number one cause of yuritrannies killing themselves, they cannot comprehend that women have a inherent need to procreate and breed

>> No.38246822

No really, this thread does not need a bitter teenager shitting on the floor for attention

>> No.38247010
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Asutora draws really nice pregnant 2hus, does anyone know of more artists like him?

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The sight of normally aggressive/hostile 2hus being soft and genuinely happy is lewds for the heart

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Still annoyed he stopped drawing Yuuka as soon as he started drawing preggos.

>> No.38248291

Me too, Yuuka is a prime candidate for a happy pregnancy.

>> No.38248360

>wanting your descendants to be literal youkai cattle

>> No.38248947
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I'm pretty sure he was talking about impregnating voluptuous youkai girls

>> No.38251526

made for ハラパン

>> No.38251996

>het instead of yuri

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Which 2hu do you want to impregnate the most?

>> No.38253083
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Why yes, welcome to Eientei's Yagokoro abortion clinic.
How may I help you today?

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You yurifags hate seeing women happy, don't you?
Becoming a mommy is the best thing that can happen in a girl's life.

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>> No.38254076

Will Wriggle lay eggs or will this be a live birth?

>> No.38254141

The follow up picture from that artist has the answer

>> No.38254272

It would probably have been pretty hard to get anyone for that in 1939, anywhere. If anything, the fact that her father wasn't convicted points towards the legal system working as intended.

>> No.38254328

i like yuri pregnancy

>> No.38254426
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Would you raise a happy family with the Devil's maid?

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They're as great as 2hus with baby rabies

>> No.38257614

always found that image hot
don't know how to search for more like it though

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>> No.38259709

>Raising your children to be literal slaves to a vampire who will order them to kill innocent people.

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>> No.38259853

>Raising your children to be literal slaves to a vampire who will order them to kill innocent people.

>> No.38259875

How would you introduce your 2hu to friends and family?

>> No.38260196

I'd announce her like any other GF
anything regarding her supernatural nature would be entirely up to her since I know how incredibly fucking annoying it is when people put you on the spot

>> No.38260379

But the supernatural features of some touhous are very visible - fairies and vampires have wings, oni - horns and beast youkai have their animal features. How would you explain those to make her seem normal?

>> No.38260412

"This is my wife. She's a vampire and you two are going to be grandparents"
I think the last part would be enough to distract them from the vampire part.

>> No.38260437

All the non-human 2hus are shapeshifters, by word of ZUN
They can just hide those features until they're comfortable with disclosure

>> No.38260966

My family accepted my cousin marring a black man, so I think they will be fine with what ever I bring home. As long has if we have cute kids, though my mom would want her to be blonde.

>> No.38261087

Where's the birth

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Sakata can be an extremely beautiful and pretty hot mom if she gets pregnant

>> No.38261688

>wanting your descendants to be part meme

>> No.38261695

I'm going to imagine the link you posted to be the epilogue of this story (https://archiveofourown.org/works/34321252)) from now on.

>> No.38261868

Does she have to cuddle it to incubate it?

>> No.38262942

I mean she's already Kintoki's adopted mom

>> No.38263322

>Sakata can be an extremely beautiful and pretty hot mom if she gets pregnant
finally, someone else who understands that the Yamanba would be best motherhu

>> No.38263359

Is Junko and Toyohime the only 2hus who have canonicaly given birth?

>> No.38263438


>> No.38264210
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This is technically SFW

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Alright, who knocked up the umbrella?

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>> No.38266595

Did you sex the humanoid part or the umbrella part?

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>> No.38266936

That’s hot

>> No.38267540

Little fairies can't get pregnant, anon.

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Reminder that all 2hu girls are 100% straight

>> No.38269739

I think that's a modern thing. Most vampires in folktales are usually just corpses, like zombies.

>> No.38269763

Try 'sabotaged condom' or 'condom sabotage'

>> No.38269960

Only other I know of that's vaguely related

>> No.38269969

Only if it eats her liver

>> No.38269988

Asutora is one of the most important artists of the 21st century

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>> No.38279476

Which 2hu has the most fertile uterus?

>> No.38279498

tei or nazrin

>> No.38280153

Junko. Toyohime. Suwako.

Also, techiancly, Miko and Futo.

>> No.38280254

I'd say all of the beast youkai

>> No.38280646

Pipe foxes are all about being living printers

>> No.38280711

Were Miko and Futo always supposed to be girls or did they turn into girls when they resurrected into Gensokyo?

>> No.38280884

Do we know that miko and futo have given birth?

>> No.38281140

pumping out broods with sweet lady yamame

>> No.38281176
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Not sure how the personification of a bunch of Noh masks can get pregnant and honestly I don't really care.

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Well, Youmu is a half-phantom so it's possible to impregnate those. Thus all humanoid youkai could probably be impregnated.

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>> No.38283202

hypothetically, if I had a 2hu mommywife that I nursed from every night, and I ended up getting her pregnant, would it be weird for me to continue drinking her breast milk even after our baby was weened off?

>> No.38285417

>dhampirs like Alucard
I thought he is nosferatu.

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No. That milk would go to waste otherwise.

>> No.38286414

the wolf has gotten what she rightfully deserves

>> No.38291718

Kagerou is very industrious
One round in her and her belly will turn it into quadruplets

>> No.38292190

I don´t know, which is why I said technically.

>> No.38294017

unbridled joy
after all the desire to take your favorite 2hu and hilt yourself in her till she's blessed with the miracle life is one of man's base instincts

>> No.38294061

Stop believing Akyuu's lies, anon.
Fairies are very fertile.

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>> No.38295575

Suwako has a bucket full of chocolate chip cookies, how cute!

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It's been a while for suwacky, you'll need to refresh her system and skills a bit before her body goes into baby-making mode again.

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Would Okuu be a good mother?

>> No.38308037

That's no baby, that's literally just a massive fucking fart

>> No.38308047

She wouldn't know much at all about motherhood but would sure as hell try her best to be a good mother

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Touhous are all lesbians and will never be pregnant.

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i love asutora and how she draws herself as a big slut in her own art

>> No.38308265

What, Asutora is a woman?

>> No.38308298

That's cute and wholesome.
Lewd girls who only have eyes for their husband are the best.

>> No.38309256

No, he's a dude here's his pixiv profile - https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1238467

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Why do I like pregnant 2hys so much?

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>> No.38325447
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>> No.38329920

These 2 are really nice, pregnant bellies shouldn't set up high and round. It has to be saggy and distended to work

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>> No.38338286

Remi deserves to be happy

>> No.38338347

>Becoming a mommy is the best thing that can happen in a girl's life.
That's retarded.

>> No.38340237

Your mother never told you that you're the best thing that happened to her?

>> No.38343029

where's the birth?

>> No.38343099

over on >>>/d/

>> No.38343436

>he draws himself as a big slut
so what does this imply about him?

>> No.38345995
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Reisen has virtually no pregnant art, despite being a rabbit

>> No.38346242

The biological clock is a truly fearsome thing.

>> No.38346330

Isn't biological clock a thing that only happens with women?

>> No.38346343
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The perilous question is whether or not youkai have one of their own

>> No.38346370

Nope anon, it's the thing that makes you hit puberty at a certain age, and start getting older and lose strength then die later on. There's no physics-related reason for people to age (some jellyfishes are immortal), it's just nature doing its thing and replacing people like the leaves in autumn.

>> No.38346556

Meant to say chemistry-related, but the point is the same.

>> No.38346727
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>> No.38346835

Looks like Parsee's jealousy levels dropped quite a bit

>> No.38347083

Oh fuck, you were telling the truth.

>> No.38347691

Do I want to know the source?

>> No.38347741
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poor Suwako

>> No.38347973

That was actually really cute

>> No.38351820

Did she died?

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>> No.38373941

just a drawing

>> No.38380317

Which 2hu is most deserving of a happy pregnancy?

>> No.38380519

All of them

>> No.38384752
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They're God's gift to Earth.

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>> No.38388651

So if a 2hu happened to have children, would they be closer in looks to the father or the mother? What set of powers would they inherit?

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>> No.38394047

Its a toss up
Genetics is funny like that

>> No.38399722

Who's the father?

>> No.38399760

(You) are, Anon

>> No.38400684

B-but I-I'm not yet ready for such a commitment. H-how did this happen anyway? I don't remember sleeping with either of them.

>> No.38400711

>B-but I-I'm not yet ready for such a commitment
Most people aren't.
>I don't remember sleeping with either of them.
Hags are known for getting young men drunk/drugged and then having their way with them.

>> No.38401221

So what do I do now?

>> No.38402098

take responsibility

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>> No.38404043
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It's great.

>> No.38405647

Looks like I have to anyway. How do I avoid getting torn apart by two half-youkai children?

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he also draws his female avatar as being pregnant on top of being a big slut.
who knows?

>> No.38412393

imagine the mood swings your pregnant touhou wife would have

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>> No.38416132

As long as one of those moods is horny I'll take them on

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>> No.38422163

Marisa the only slut on Gensokyo

>> No.38422552

Never fails to make my eyes watery.

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This is probably my favorite type of human - immortal creature love story, where the youkai wife has to accept her husband's mortality

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So nice.

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>> No.38441831

Shut the fuck up Sanae!

>> No.38442282

Those are shit and I hate hate hate them. Immortality for both is the only path.

>> No.38442294

I like stories where the immortal one gives up their immortality to live the end of their life with their mortal lover.

>> No.38442307

Those are somewhat better I suppose, although I still prefer immortality for both.

>> No.38444777

never saw one where both yukari and ran have big bellies

>> No.38445618
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There's one with Yuuka, Ran and Yukari.

>> No.38445634

>Yuuka, Ran and Yukari
the 3 best

>> No.38446737

I don't mind those types of stories either, but they seem a bit boring to me.

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Would her children have fetal alcohol syndrome?

>> No.38453026

They would be utterly fucked in that regard but I would love them despite it.

>> No.38453305

If she would just cut down to a normal amount for humans, her above average alcohol metabolism rate would keep her child safe.

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Stages of love usually go: --->Longing/intense desire to get with person --->sex like rabbits to achieve impregnation--->taking care of children.

Usually people jump from partner to partner because something subconsciously tells them that what they want, their main objective/drive is to reach the children part above all else, including finding a partner that they actually love above everyone else since it clearly isn't their first priority, but since the partner is 'sterile'/the repeated orgasms bring no children they keep repeating the cycle.

It's fitting that his main preference is Remilia with all the jokes about her dead womb, kinda cruel in a way, even. I hope he notices what he's lacking in life and settles down

>> No.38461331

Oni genes will protect them.

>> No.38461471

What set of powers would her children inherit? Could they turn into mist or would it be just general strength and alcohol tolerance?

>> No.38461691
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Judging by Rinnosuke the latter.

>> No.38471546

it's always someone else's sperm

>> No.38478629

only in the minds of cuckolds
in healthy minds, its always theirs

>> No.38479211

the rational mind says that it couldn't possibly be your

>> No.38479234

I want to punch her belly

>> No.38479396

He’s just a manwhore, I hope Yuuka kills him

>> No.38483487

Yuuka isn't real, anon.

>> No.38483904

Cool digits

>> No.38484870

Oh. That's a shame.

>> No.38497004

Even this angry, I wouldn't mind adding Yuyuko too

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Ghost babies, whoo.

>> No.38504443

They'd end up like youmu.

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>> No.38504712

I want to feed Yuyuko while she is pregnant and happy

>> No.38504726


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This reminds me of some doujin about Okuu getting creampied and immediately getting 9 month preggo, then she gives birth to an egg and leaves it with the man she just fucked ,its cute af

>> No.38512499

Got sauce for that?

>> No.38519957

Which one of you knocked up the half-phantom?

>> No.38521269

I don't know why but the combination of the words pregnant & touhou's actives a fight or flight response for me and i don't know why.

>> No.38521349

Are you black by chance?

>> No.38521402

No I'm bloodborne fan

>> No.38524015

Did you get babytrapped by any chance?

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No one will confess.

>> No.38529812

Makes me uncomfortable, though i'm not really into sex in the first place, though i'm quite horny. Probably because I grew my horny taste with anything but sex.

>> No.38530902

Sad lack of stretch marks

>> No.38531650

Which 2hu would you want to impregnate?

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I'm not too picky.

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She's a beautiful mom now!

>> No.38556347

Yukaran Nosuke passed away...he was a great Yakumo artist did good preg too.

>> No.38564745

>vampire can't mate with other vampires
who decided this?

>> No.38575079

A lot of them

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Reminder that all 2hu girls are straight and waiting for a good dicking, don't let /u/ trannies rot your brain
ZUN himself said there was no homosexuals in gensokyo so just bring it to them once they start inevitably seething and calling you a nazi or a toxic man

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>> No.38578716

She was so lonely she'd fuck anything that moves.
Except genji.

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Making the miko a mommy

>> No.38585060

this expanded my brain, i did not enjoy it.

>> No.38585097

Satori is capable of bringing up traumatic memories and normal memories up so a conscious fetus wouldn't think anything structured but consciously (maybe?) solely think in "dark" and "these noises around me"
Not words, just memories and experiences, the somatic data, potentially the taste of the liquid

>> No.38585542

proof it

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>> No.38589095

Kiss and pamper Marisa's beautiful belly
Kick and spit on Reimu's disgusting belly