Dream Thread

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Saw Yukari playing a game with a dog(that seemed to be a person). They crossed a river and Yukari used a move where she flipped everything over. Yukari disappeared, and I was really jealous of the dog so I grabbed it and repeatedly twisted its muzzle around while its owner watched. After a bit I let it go, his owner looked at me with rage for a second then his expression eased. I said "it looked like you wanted to ruin me for a second there" then we simultaneously said "you realised I was just jealous""I realised you were just jealous." He said "what do you think you two are when you're together?" I said "we are one" then he sung for me "Yukari and I are one - one misfortunate creature."

At a gathering of people seated around long desks, I walked around them singing PUNISHMENT with the song playing in the background. I wasn't confident in my singing, I saw Yukari sitting at one of the desks looking sad and thought it was because I was singing badly but she said "turn it up." After the song I say to a guy "she looks like she's disappointed in me," he says "it looks like she wants you to touch her." I went over, sat in her seat behind her but I couldn't seem to lay upon her right, like she was too long, and it turned into a picture where we were both Yukari, echoing what the guy sung before.

At another gathering, I come across Yukari again watching a movie with popcorn, I sit beside her but she seems sad so I can't bring myself to ask that we toss popcorn in each others mouths playfully. She disappears and I'm told this dream was a Human Dreg so I thought "I want the rest of the Human Dregs I farm to be dreams about Yukari."

[Anonymous No.]

>>38204230
Hags?! That's a nightmare!

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Talking with Maddox and another guy on PSN, I mention to the other guy I made Yuuka posts as namefag "over90000" then say "actually it was "weedkiller"". I see a post with a Touhou image proclaiming his love or something and think "you're going to have to do better than that" as I thought of posting a dream alongside a drawing based on it, a sad Yuuka putting her hand on a sad Yukari's shoulder and saying "LIVE". Then I saw Yukari and Yuuka in a big city, acting as celebrities before somehow becoming very sad, they met together in a high rise building overlooking the city, looking down with shadowed faces before they say something to eachother then sprout big evil grins and run off excitedly.

I was told based on how well I posted my dreams I could have "Yukari" and "Yakumo" added to my name.
With people talking about drugs that can take you places nobody's been to before, I think "yeah I'm doing that in my dreams right now."
A guy comes up to me and shows off a figurine of Napoleon, I say "cool" then it has a couple of hands below him pulling his pants down and I say "is that South Park?" he says "yeah", I say "gay" and walk off. In the shop I was in seemed to be a lifetime supply of shampoo.
At some guy's house, he has several pictures of The Devil on his wall, he says something about leaving his lifeforce all over the couches, which meant farting, so I repositioned myself atop an armrest.

I saw a beautiful real life Yukari walking out of a building then beside a river, played out and rewinded several times. I'm walking beside her and a crowd of others making our way down a road. When we come to a little wooden gazebo I'm shown a picture with Yukari in the top left corner, giving me a tip by holding up a sign that tells the audience to laugh and a gloved hand coming out of a gap holding up two fingers saying to give them a couple of seconds to laugh which I thought was funny just because her gloved hand was charming. I see Yuyuko in the top right corner saying "Hiroyuki respects our freedoms" with an acrostic poem I forgot the word of but C had a long sentence mentioning Covid at the end with four boxes with different animals representing different strains of the virus and the Japanese only had to vaccinate for two of them. Walking along some more, I thought I'd give Yukari a break and went over to Kaguya, scooping her up in my arms. She seemed really small when I held her, she called me "honey", I asked her to hold my hand so she did so tightly, I said "we haven't had much in the way of conversation," she said "yes we have, you just forget everything!" I'm walking with a couple of guys and "wake up" but I'm still there just invisible, one of them says "this is why I don't pair up with this guy." I had a fight with a guy in Irithyll, he had two slices of Vegemite toast that were RKPUGs, I slap them around with PB&J and my own Vegemite toasts until they turned soggy and said "ha! now they wont work anymore!" then ran off. I ran through a building being chased by a black guy called Poop Dawg. Another black guy was going to take him on for me, saying to another person "why's he so pissed off? Just because this guy's played Touhou and had some crazy dreams..." He loses to him, Poop Dawg catches me which leads to me getting arrested by police. Kaguya is annoyed and says to someone to make sure I don't get a fine. She pulls out a phone and rings someone she usually doesn't, then answerer smugly says something about becoming twilight, Kaguya laughs and says "don't get ahead of yourself." She walks to a place nearby where Mokou is waiting, one of them refers to me as "Hecate's avatar". They do a ritual together that turns Kaguya into a big snail with eyestalks that shapeshifted and changed colours, she slithered over to a park bench absorbing some slime that had been left there. I see a bunch of food stands lined up, there's a girl who looks like Kaguya. Suddenly she elbows her own shelf really hard causing her stock to fall, then she does it again and a little fan appears behind her saying "Closing soon!" as she looks distraught. On nearby park benches some people laughed at her, including Kaguya who wipes away a tear saying "nothing better than watching someone who crossed you get ruined"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I'm told that the KIDS system(Lain) is being used as a scapegoat. I see a lineup of computer screens, a butterfly on each of them dodging projectiles, and the asshole I'm standing next to insults them.
I see arong's OkinaxYukari art but his artist name was instead that bitch piece of shit "blacktan"
I see Sakuya in a jail cell. I thought the hottest thing to imagine would be her jerking off her futa cock which I then see. Then I see her having sex with an Alraune.
I see an image of Kanna Kamui with her on the left and an adult version of her in a red dress on the right saying "Kanna becoming x" where x was Kvanna or Kuranna or some name that I recognised as a Goddess in the dream but forgot, other than it only had one or two extra letters.
In Antarctica, making my way around a path that had fearsome ice giants in chains guarding it. I try to make it to a save point near one of them. At the end of the path was a long great wall guarded by several giants. I fly over it using a balloon but can't land because of the strong winds. A guy watching me says "oof" as I'm blown towards an enemy stronghold, but luckily I fly around to the back of the stronghold to a little outdoors party, landing next to a guy beckoning "come try my blueberry pie."
In a character select screen for a horror game. I'm going to choose a cute girl but a cool looking motorcycle and its rider appears making spooky noises which I think of choosing but end up picking a cool looking truck's driver above him. The vehicle doesn't even come into it as I'm in a dark room, some girls make spooky noises by the door but then they just come in and lay in bed with me so I say "I thought this was meant to be a horror game..." Then I was with Yukari, someone told her a dream, something about DotA's orcs actually winning the fight, perhaps, and she said that sounded cool. I said that's just like one dream I had about the orcs, she said "you mean *that* dream?" I said yes, she said something I can't remember. She's covered in freckles so I ask "since when did you have freckles?" she says " do you remember that dream with me hanging from the balcony?" I say nothing for a moment because I don't and she looked sad.
I got to hang out with a happy Yukari, adoring her for a little bit.
I get a stern reminder telling me to post these dreams soon.
In Irithyll with Yukari, Ran, and Chen. I go over to the giants, throwing Sunlight Spears at their heads and slicing them up with Dark Exile GS. There's one extra giant so I start chopping it up from behind, I hear something telling me at the end of a fever is Acacia, then somehow the giant which should've easily died to the Exile had killed me. I see a screen covered in gaps with the giant's legs facing away as I angrily say "How could I lose with Yukari Ran and Chen on my side!?"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Those were the dreams I had today. I'll be posting all the rest I've saved up since that thread.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Walked around a stronghold surrounded by wooden palisade that was in the middle of a huge meadow surrounded by mountains. Collected three golden ema with Yukari, Okina and Kasen on them cupping their hands around the words ‟東方信じて”. Look up on danbooru the artist behind the ema, it was "lol_rust". I noticed my healthbar was kind of small, then realised I was wearing Chillbite ring, so I discarded it. Made my way around a giant sinkhole, some asshole I hated climbed a pillar that was half-way collapsed into it, then a hallelujah choir sounded out as he safely rode the pillar to the bottom. Retracing the sinkhole I found a little scaffold path down to the bottom with dark green mushrooms growing at the beginning. At the bottom I encounter an 8 foot tall feminine muscle-and-bone berserker that came at me. Since it fought with just its fists, I fought with mine. After losing about a third of its health it struck a pose and meowed, I said "is it supposed to be me?" After losing another third, its body took on a golden sheen, it pulled out Gundyr's Halberd and started charging around unpredictably. I ran off trying to pull out a parry implement when the hated guy comes to me saying "just use Toxic Mist." I didn't want to use that against a champion but I was low on health, out of estus and didn't want to die, so I pulled out a weed sprayer and shot a purple cloud which rapidly sapped its remaining health. Out of the pit, I jumped the palisade to skip the mini-boss at the gate and whistled for my horse Agro but he didn't come, instead several golden sheep gathered around me. I said to someone "hey! I've got golden sheep!" they say "they're not really gold", I say "come on, they may be darker or lighter in parts, but they're golden." I go to fight the mini-boss since I figure unlocking the stable will let me call Agro, it was a series of mobs spawning in a small palisade square.
I'm with three red invaders, I ask one of them for Violet Wrappings so I can fit Dragonscale Ring(alongside Ring of Favor, Hornet's Ring and probably Covetous Silver), since I was using Firelink Greatsword and its weapon art was Soul of Cinder's downward stab fire explosion that left me open to backstabs while charging it up. Then the three of them tried to kill me as I tested it, using the weapon art to fling them away like rag dolls, then a couple times more before they were all dead.
I see Yukari watching someone drag another around a shed then submerge them in boiling water which caused her to hyperventilate sexily. I went over to her, took her hat off and pet her head, she got annoyed, snatched it back with a charming spin in the air and pointed at me saying "don't think my Aloe Vera skin will rub off on you! You are the lacking man!"
Before going into a classroom, I see up in a high rise building's bar Gilgamesh with a stein of beer hanging out with Flandre with a stein of beer and another of milk. In class, Saya no Uta is mentioned so I pull out my phone+earphones under my desk and start looking up Schizophrenia when Yukari, the teacher, immediately notices as if she could see from the ceiling, and comes over to take it off me, saying "have you done anything special to earn it?" I say "no" she says "well, that's how it is in the eyes of the law." Then she sits near me, beckoning me to sit next to her saying several times "貴方の一番大切な人はここにいる”, but since she sounded angry it just made me cry as I did so. I looked at my working out of two pages of maths problems which was twisted and ugly, then at hers which was neat and pristine, feeling lost as she started directing me.
With the class, it was announced that everyone here was "going" so everyone was super happy except I was crying over the harsh way Yukari treated me.
In a car's passenger seat with Yukari driving on a dirt road, fences were phasing through the car on my side as I had to dodge through them. Yukari puts on I'm Blue, we turned back and made our way to a monument with a meter tall "Phantasm Stone" that looked black with teal aurora iridescence. Someone came behind me saying "I've completely finished the Binding of Isaac" like a threat.
I'm with the class again, we were all going somewhere, I asked where and was told "Gensokyo." We took a lunch break at a picnic tables(what I meant by park benches before). At my table were other people who liked Yukari, the two dudes among them talking shit to me, so I say "when we get to Gensokyo I'm going to cuck you and make you disappear." Then start running for where Yukari was, one of them trips me up then runs in that direction but I pull myself back up by his ankle, leaving him on the ground crying. I go up a hill near where Yukari was, and see her coming back to the group in a sexy bunny outfit. I pounce on her, the shallow water she was in hid her hair making her look bald, less attractive, which I thought was to spite me. I say "what the fuck is that?" and Kent Brockman(maybe) nearby says "that's what you get for being so obsessed!"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Yukari me sealed inside a window in Irithyll. In a room with a guy, he has a romance movie DVD and says "it's just like my relationship." I said "that's normal," he points at something on the back cover, about to say to say it looks like an ass, I say "that's you being crazy."
I go back to the window, something tells me that this has happened before, and to pray-materialise red and blue roses of respect and eternal love to beg for forgiveness. I saw the mental image of a pigeon taking flight and it was said it was powerful image to visualise, and to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOJQzzqlBNw while doing so. While doing so it seemed I got the message that she forgives me, specifically because of "respect"
With Yukari, we go to a place where there's a test. There's a paper with The Devil on the left and God on the right, under God she just writes "Deus" though it flickered between Deus and Zeus as I looked at it. She looked at The Devil then turns to me saying "I'm not going to bother writing out all that you are." Using answers she gave me I pass the test, then I'm sent out to sea on a boat with some others, with the sacred duty of swatting mosquitoes. After killing them for a while I'm told I've killed the "why girl" which I thought was a part of Yukari that questioned our love. There's a pop-up add poll which I fill out, then there's the usual give away your email and details to get your results but also a big red button saying "I"VE GOT TO HAVE THAT RESULT" which I pressed. I saw a screen rating me A-, calling me The Dragon(in green text), and giving me the name Shan Lo Huang. A bunch of names were listed, among the first was Hestia, a girl nearby said "you better pray to her!"

The guy who said he completed Binding earlier plays a bronze Diablo 2 card against me, which traps me in a classroom. I fail some test so I have to repeat the class. I'm slacking off, using an image editor to create a picture of Chen with two left ears and the caption "Just blame it all on Chen!" and saying this nightmare is Chen's fault somehow. I'm playing against Fenrich in Blazblue, he says "let's hurry up and get this over with" I say "I know what you mean, "I just wanna go fucking home!"" He's Jin as usual while I'm a unknown character, a cutesy teen magical girl who materialises rocket launchers and guns to fight. I don't know how to play so I drop combos against him and get punished repeatedly until I'm nearly dead. A wave of stars rains down as I jump up and materialise a rocket launcher that shoots across the screen as fast as a laser, popping all the stars which made them fly towards my score, healing me, filling my heat gauge and making my portrait shine like a rainbow. I spammed supers against him until I won, then we got to leave.

In a room with a Venus statue. I hear cursed murmurs coming from two people I made fall into The Deep, so I say their names backwards.
Near a group of people, I stop time and make fools of them then take a photo, Kasen joined in by meditating in the background.
I'm told I have to make an offering to The Dragon. Since I had already proved myself The Dragon in dreams several times repeatedly I heaved a sigh. I teleport to the top of Youkai Mountain but Kanako seizes me and starts rapidly dragging me to the bottom. My hands turn into red dragon claws and I stretch them all the way back to the top of the mountain, pulling myself up. I go over to Moriya's offering box, try to throw in ~400 gold coins but they only accept 3 single coins, give me all their stock and a red stamp appears on the shop menu saying "SOLD OUT"
I'm next to Yukari who's in a tube that's part of a white geometric cat tower that was my body which she had taken control of. She laughs over me heaving a sigh earlier which makes me happy as I nuzzle up against the tower's side.
In a game, enter a room with a mob boss, his grandfather was in the corner with a badass dark aura that gets a "woah" out of me. He starts talking and I had already seen this intro scene several times before so I spammed skip and he says "yeah ok I get it" Then says "you like making people salty? I've found the word "pickle" really seems to get under people's skin."
Outside a VR game, there was a waiting line which I thought was because I had been in and out so many times. On the white tables the organisers were at was graffiti'd all over "Deus", it looked like a great deal of effort was spent trying to erase it all. I span around in an office chair saying "Deus, or Zeus". Entering the game, I was at Pontiff, sitting on the stairs watching like it wasn't my problem, a castle at the arena completely surrounded by people attacking it. It was barely alive but regenerating in balance with the damage. Yukari had been defending it but was dead and waiting to respawn. I go over with Firelink Greatsword and use the weapon art to blow them all away, with a dim image of Yukari and Yuyuko holding hands and smiling eerily left in the explosion's wake.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Playing an MMO with ZUN and a group of others. There was an optional SotC bossfight that was supposed to be the hardest colossus. It was a Executioner's Chariot-like fight where I was getting run over while running around a ring. I find a path that goes inside where there was a shadow demon guarding a lever. I'm back with ZUN and co, we come to a cave mouth like https://imgur.com/a/54YWDyS I fly ahead of the others onto the sand inside the mouth. As I look around I see the legs of human-sized Huntsman spiders peeking out around the rim of the cave. Then, up on top of the cave structure, a Huntsman spider princess appeared out of nowhere, with the feeling like it was a miracle. Bloomers, a blue dress and hat like Yuyukos appeared on it, then it flew down to the cave with me as a couple of other giant Huntsmans seized me, then they started pulling me down the river. As I started to be pulled under, I sensed an entire kingdom of them waiting for me. I desperately started struggling and calling out to ZUN's group to save me, but apparently they couldn't see the spiders, thinking I was putting on an elaborate pantomime act, so they laughed as I got pulled under.

I set up my Yukari figure by a window then kneel before it in sadness. An guy comes up to me and asks what I'm doing, I say "she hates me because I spend all day thinking stupid beastly thoughts, also I lost her hat." He says "that sounds depressing". He makes a little Yukari hat out of something that looked like it had cat's ears, which made me happy. I want to sleep in the kitchen but he starts doing something there even though he just ate. We start fighting and I think how stupid it is to stress yourself out after a meal. I go check a bedroom but it had spiders crawling all over it as I hear Yukari call out my head "you should just go sleep with the spiders!"

I'm fooling around with some idiotic people, Yukari is watching in a car with her sage friends, she texts to them "boyfriend :("

There's an update coming, I say to Yukari "do you want to go along with this?" she says "no, I hate it." I get in a car with her in passenger and drive off. After a while she says "don't tell me you don't actually have a plan" I say nothing, then she gets furious. The car disappears and we're atop the Water Reserve tower. Yukari comes after me, a Lothric Knight Sword in each hand. She hits me with the main hand but it does so much damage I'm left with a sliver of health after one R1-R1, then she kills me, stalk dung pieing my ashes as I laugh very weakly. Then I respawn, she kills me, and stalk dung pies my ashes again. The third time I somehow win, there's a old butler guy nearby who says "you scared?" I say "haha, no, she just got lucky the first two times" he says "you sure? You're trembling and you look terribly distraught". Then I'm in a car with Yukari in passenger, idk who drove, I sat behind Yukari and butler behind the driver. The silver haired butler says "ah...the older I get, the better I feel, but I do hope I die before I end up on your side" as he looks at Yukari. I say "what side? ...Immortality?" Yukari looks back at me with a smile and says "yes."

With Yukari who's talking with someone. I look at around and see a ruined tower that belonged to Dracula. There's a shadowed part in particular that I thought was just rubble but looking close I saw a door. Opening it, I see a chest with the prompt "Open the Box of Suffering". In it is a contract which I excitedly bring over to Yukari. She looks interested for a moment then says "oh, just this" then signs it and has me sign it too. We fly through the sky, holding eachother and talking for a while, the back view of her hat standing out to me. At the flight's end she says "after all, you're going to draw me." then leaves me at a classroom. The teacher has a speech, saying it's been her lifelong dream to fly, then asks if we have any questions. My hand shoots up because I want to rub in her face that I was just flying, she points to and calls me by name, but the girl in front of me starts talking. Teacher says "I meant him, not you, stupid bitch." Then takes someone else's question, hovering over me again afterwards but seems to sense my malintent and skips me.

In an amphitheater, I'm the emperor's bodyguard. Someone invades the hall so I'm told to shoot them, I load a tiny little Dark Sword and another bullet into my gun and take aim, but someone else shoots them. Izanami is present, she notices Yukari observing the dream with a "huh? Oh."
In Irithyll, here: https://imgur.com/a/nA4r2su Izanami is standing to the right as a white serpent creeps down from the moon. My eyes closed, I kill it with just a few two-handed strikes with a greatsword. Izanami notices Yukari again with the same "huh? Oh." There was an English cover of Flowering Night playing, I remember the lyric "It was the night that made me a bit happy." With my eyes open, I was in the amphitheater, and I had slain a small white dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38204323
>>38204459
>>38204645
>>38204683
>>38205365
>>38205977
>>38207110
That's nice but for all anyone know you could just be making these dreams up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38204230
Footrubs

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I see a big orange gopher digging around a front lawn, someone corrects me calling it a bandicoot. A girl with a special white 2D car leaves to go face off against a government alone, I try following but she wont let me in passenger, instead she's curious to see how long I can keep up on foot. I run on all fours to do so but after a while fall behind. Back at the house, Yukari asks about that girl and I tell her she went to go fight the government, she says "what? They just reached 1 million uranium. What a stupid witch." I'm peeling the white inside of an orange peel out for her, I drop some on the ground and say "you mind dirt?" she says "yeah I mind dirt."
I'm calling myself the EsKos, and calling the events of the dream I was in a rip-off of Jojo's but posting an image of the Jojo's logo but with the upper half invisible. Some guy asks "you wanna litigate?" I say "no, I'm not an Amerimutt." Then I see Yahtzee images of his blockhead characters busting down someone's door, showing a contract, then dragging them off.

There's a horde of elemental whales attacking, so I summon elemental whales to counter them. A giant hand materialises and it's angry at me for taking whales from their natural habitat and wasting their lives. I see Sakuya with a crown walking around with Meiling. There's a game going on with a bunch of coloured squares on the floor. A guy gets lucky drawing a card that turns all the squares white. He wants to bet his advantage against a red square guy on the other side even against his friend's advice so one of them kicks him in the balls. The red guy clicks his tongue, having had a card that would've evened the score, someone says "this is just when everything goes absolutely wrong for him." Red guy forfeits the round, eager to start the next, then Beelzeboss starts playing with the lyrics "I'm The Devil I can do what I want!"

Playing a Bloodborne Team Deathmatch, I had a perk that made it so I only need half the points(kills) to fill out my objective.
Traveling around in a room but it's like a car. I'm being given figures, they're western characters like Peter Griffin at first so I toss them under the couch where it was filthy and am given new figures of Touhou characters. There's Yukari, I lower the camera to look up her dress and her bloomers are pinkish white like her hat and socks.

Flan's playing a baseball game with most the pitcher, batter and most of the catchers clones of herself. Whoever caught the ball would be chosen as a lord or something. The ball is struck, and lands in the glove of Etna looking bored and reclining on a big prinny. The Flans stare as her, she says "what? Is there a problem?"

A typhoon struck a coastal town, afterwards police approach Yukari with photos of her umbrella, fan, clothes, etc, scattered about in variously locations, and ask her "was this your doing?" She holds out her hands, they cuff her and take her into a little building. On the railing outside the building in black grafitti was "IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH! IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH!" I see Stephen Hawking and he says he had a phase like that with Pepe the Frog after his fans posted him on twitter. In the sky a star twinkles just like "MIMA" I look at Stephen and he says "I saw that too."

Someone steals my Crown of Illusions, I'm trying to take it back, when it turns into a giant burger on his head. I take a giant bite out of most of it while he nibbled his side a bit, but since he had taken it he still had advantage. There was also two other Crowns of Illusion that I lost, nearby we see two soggy grey giant burgers floating in water. The thief turns away like he wouldn't dare bother with those, then a girl in the front of a nearby audience says into a mic "whoever takes a bite of those two burgers is the King of Touhou!" Then he runs over and takes a bite of them, I'm standing next to a girl who laughs because the two lost Crowns of Illusion were hidden on a shelf behind her. Mickey Mouse appears on stage and says "The King and Queen of Touhou are...*[robotic voice]Eilienen and Medilia*, hoho" Eirin and I then come up on stage and are crowned.

There's a guy in a spacestation, hands pressed against a window looking at the Earth, repeatedly saying "I'm on a space station flying away 50 miles away from Earth!" Turns out he's in the backseat of a car, hypnotised with red eyes and repeating the same line. In the front is Kaguya driving, Eirin in passenger and me in the middle. We're hugging together and chanting a Japanese word for "feels good"(not any of the obvious ones) and it felt really nice. I say we should hug tighter but Eirin said Kaguya wont be able to drive.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I see a big orange gopher digging around a front lawn, someone corrects me calling it a bandicoot. A girl with a special white 2D car leaves to go face off against a government alone, I try following but she wont let me in passenger, instead she's curious to see how long I can keep up on foot. I run on all fours to do so but after a while fall behind. Back at the house, Yukari asks about that girl and I tell her she went to go fight the government, she says "what? They just reached 1 million uranium. What a stupid witch." I'm peeling the white inside of an orange peel out for her, I drop some on the ground and say "you mind dirt?" she says "yeah I mind dirt."
I'm calling myself the EsKos, and calling the events of the dream I was in a rip-off of Jojo's by posting an image of the Jojo's logo but with the upper half invisible. Some guy asks "you wanna litigate?" I say "no, I'm not an Amerimutt." Then I see Yahtzee images of his blockhead characters busting down someone's door, showing a contract, then dragging them off.

There's a horde of elemental whales attacking, so I summon elemental whales to counter them. A giant hand materialises and it's angry at me for taking whales from their natural habitat and wasting their lives. I see Sakuya with a crown walking around with Meiling. There's a game going on with a bunch of coloured squares on the floor. A guy gets lucky drawing a card that turns all the squares white. He wants to bet his advantage against a red square guy on the other side even against his friend's advice so one of them kicks him in the balls. The red guy clicks his tongue, having had a card that would've evened the score, someone says "this is just when everything goes absolutely wrong for him." Red guy forfeits the round, eager to start the next, then Beelzeboss starts playing with the lyrics "I'm The Devil I can do what I want!"

Playing a Bloodborne Team Deathmatch, I had a perk that made it so I only need half the points(kills) to fill out my objective.
Traveling around in a room but it's like a car. I'm being given figures, they're western characters like Peter Griffin at first so I toss them under the couch where it was filthy and am given new figures of Touhou characters. There's Yukari, I lower the camera to look up her dress and her bloomers are pinkish white like her hat and socks.

Flan's playing a baseball game. The pitcher, batter and most of the catchers are clones of herself. Whoever caught the ball would be chosen as a lord or something. The ball is struck, and lands in the glove of Etna looking bored and reclining on a big prinny. The Flans stare as her, she says "what? Is there a problem?"

A typhoon struck a coastal town, afterwards police approach Yukari with photos of her umbrella, fan, clothes, etc, scattered about in various locations, and ask her "was this your doing?" She holds out her hands, they cuff her and take her into a little building. On the railing outside the building in black graffiti was "IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH! IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH!" I see Stephen Hawking and he says he had a phase like that with Pepe the Frog after his fans posted him on twitter. In the sky a star twinkles, looking like the letters "MIMA" I look at Stephen and he says "yeah, I saw that too."

Someone steals my Crown of Illusions, I'm trying to take it back, when it turns into a giant burger on his head. I take a giant bite out of most of it while he nibbled his side a bit, but since he had taken it he still had advantage. There was also two other Crowns of Illusion that I lost, nearby we see two soggy grey giant burgers floating in water. The thief turns away like he wouldn't dare bother with those, then a girl in the front of a nearby audience says into a mic "whoever takes a bite of those two burgers is the King of Touhou!" Then he runs over and takes a bite of them, I'm standing next to a girl who laughs because the two lost Crowns of Illusion were hidden on a shelf behind her. Mickey Mouse appears on stage and says "The King and Queen of Touhou are...*[robotic voice]Eilienen and Medilia*, hoho" Eirin and I then come up on stage and are crowned. I look over to see the thief trodding off with slumped shoulders.

There's a guy in a spacestation, hands pressed against a window looking at the Earth, repeatedly saying "I'm on a space station flying away 50 miles away from Earth!" Turns out he's in the backseat of a car, hypnotised with red eyes and repeating the same line. In the front is Kaguya driving, Eirin in passenger and me in the middle. We're hugging together and chanting a Japanese word for "feels good"(not any of the obvious ones) and it felt really nice. I say we should hug tighter but Eirin said Kaguya wont be able to drive.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I see a big orange gopher digging around a front lawn, someone corrects me calling it a bandicoot, I say "it's not the kind that spins around and jumps on peoples heads, is it?" A girl with a special white 2D car leaves to go face off against a government alone, I try following but she wont let me in passenger, instead she's curious to see how long I can keep up on foot. I run on all fours to do so but after a while fall behind. Back at the house, Yukari asks about that girl and I tell her she went to go fight the government, she says "what? They just reached 1 million uranium. What a stupid witch." I'm peeling the white inside of an orange peel out for her, I drop some on the ground and say "you mind dirt?" she says "yeah I mind dirt."
I'm calling myself the EsKos, and calling the events of the dream I was in a rip-off of Jojo's by posting an image of the Jojo's logo but with the upper half invisible. Some guy asks "you wanna litigate?" I say "no, I'm not an Amerimutt." Then I see Yahtzee images of his blockhead characters busting down someone's door, showing a contract, then dragging them off.

There's a horde of elemental whales attacking, so I summon elemental whales to counter them. A giant hand materialises and it's angry at me for taking whales from their natural habitat and wasting their lives. I see Sakuya with a crown walking around with Meiling. There's a game going on with a bunch of coloured squares on the floor. A guy gets lucky drawing a card that turns all the squares white. He wants to bet his advantage against a red square guy on the other side even against his friend's advice so one of them kicks him in the balls. The red guy clicks his tongue, having had a card that would've evened the score, someone says "this is just when everything goes absolutely wrong for him." Red guy forfeits the round, eager to start the next, then Beelzeboss starts playing with the lyrics "I'm The Devil I can do what I want!"

Playing a Bloodborne Team Deathmatch, I had a perk that made it so I only need half the points(kills) to fill out my objective.
Traveling around in a room but it's like a car. I'm being given figures, they're western characters like Peter Griffin at first so I toss them under the couch where it was filthy and am given new figures of Touhou characters. There's Yukari, I lower the camera to look up her dress and her bloomers are pinkish white like her hat and socks.

Flan's playing a baseball game. The pitcher, batter and most of the catchers are clones of herself. Whoever caught the ball would be chosen as a lord or something. The ball is struck, and lands in the glove of Etna looking bored and reclining on a big prinny. The Flans stare as her, she says "what? Is there a problem?"

A typhoon struck a coastal town, afterwards police approach Yukari with photos of her umbrella, fan, clothes, etc, scattered about in various locations, and ask her "was this your doing?" She holds out her hands, they cuff her and take her into a little building. On the railing outside the building in black graffiti was "IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH! IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH!" I see Stephen Hawking and he says he had a phase like that with Pepe the Frog after his fans posted him on twitter. In the sky a star twinkles, looking like the letters "MIMA" I look at Stephen and he says "yeah, I saw that too."

Someone steals my Crown of Illusions, I'm trying to take it back, when it turns into a giant burger on his head. I take a giant bite out of most of it while he nibbled his side a bit, but since he had taken it he still had advantage. There was also two other Crowns of Illusion that I lost, nearby we see two soggy grey giant burgers floating in water. The thief turns away like he wouldn't dare bother with those, then a girl in the front of a nearby audience says into a mic "whoever takes a bite of those two burgers is the King of Touhou!" Then he runs over and takes a bite of them, I'm standing next to a girl who laughs because the two lost Crowns of Illusion were hidden on a shelf behind her. Mickey Mouse appears on stage and says "The King and Queen of Touhou are...*[robotic voice]Eilienen and Medilia*, hoho" Eirin and I then come up on stage and are crowned. I look over to see the thief trodding off with slumped shoulders.

There's a guy in a spacestation, hands pressed against a window looking at the Earth, repeatedly saying "I'm on a space station flying away 50 miles away from Earth!" Turns out he's in the backseat of a car, hypnotised with red eyes and repeating the same line. In the front is Kaguya driving, Eirin in passenger and me in the middle. We're hugging together and chanting a Japanese word for "feels good"(not any of the obvious ones) and it felt really nice. I say we should hug tighter but Eirin said Kaguya wont be able to drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38204230
>>38208213
PREDATORS! FIENDS!

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

At somewhere like the Coast. Orphan of Kos turns into a giant white blobby shark head which summons a tsunami. I retreat into a glass building with others and hold the door closed against the wave. Outside nearby, Reimu is washed underneath the waters. She's floating, standing tall and looking on passively, her skirt and shirt are gone so her privates are covered by black clams. Sagume comes to her, points over to Marisa nearby, converted into a Kin and in a daze while being sexually toyed with. Sagume says "The Marisa you knew is dead."
There's an eel Kin that had tormented a slow fellow. The later was converted into a Kin and they were fighting above water. They went below water and agreed "no fighting underwater." The slow one goes over to some roots and starts polishing, calling them feet. The eel says "I thought those were just roots, you're just abrasing for a praising, aren't you?" which gets a smile from him.
A guy is chasing Orphan of Kos, sticking close to a cliff as the waves were raging. I'm reluctant to follow but he's insisting we chase. Orphan of Kos pulls out of his phantasm shell some giant Great One sperm cells then throws them at him, causing him to fall into the waters, so I retreat.
At a coast, there's a lineup of Yukari with 6 or so giant brown jellyfish that were also Yukari at her sides, in front of them was a lineup of students. I go up the small dune on the beach where there was a rusty dragon's head like Kushola Daora's. Interacting with it brings up the singular choice to say "Retreat to higher ground, o' rusty boulder." Doing so made the class and jellyfish Yukari vanish, while Yukari started fleeing off to sea. I say "wait, give me a hug" she says "no, I'll get hot." I say "I'm not afraid to die" and chase her using rocks in the shallows, but the waters scare me, but then say again and mean it, chasing until I seize her in a hug. After a few moments I say "why is it[dreams] always so limited?" Then the feelers of a jellyfish Yukari, that were returning to the shore, creep along the rock we were on, so I let her go in fright, seeing her disappear off to sea before I hastily return to shore.

With a girl, she shows off her own dream achievements with a screen of icons, she has The Dragon but hers is a robot dragon with a red light black visor. She shows one related to completing Bloodborne, then shows off the power she got from it. Out of her right wrist bleeds out a giant phantasm shell like Orphan of Kos's but hers was made of white arcane energy, like the weapon buff.
I hear about an update coming to Ds3 that will remove the glitch, I say "now what will I do when I hate someone? Guess I'll just use Murky."
Walking out of a building onto some night roads. A girl who seemed to be dressed in just a white hoodie passes by with glorious legs. I notice cat tails and say "hey, are you Chen?" She turns back and says "what do you think?" I can barely make out a green hat under the hood and the edge of a red tabard sticking out under the hoodie. I say "you are Chen! You're so sexy!" she says "I know, now I'm off to conquer the city" as she continues down the road towards a city lit up at night. She then comes back and says "wait, I just want to explain what happened" then there's a flashback. An old lady with a fox dressed up in Ran's clothes that were too big for it, making it look cute, beckons her over. When she gets a tabard of her own they give her a good code then she becomes independent and leaves them.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's dreams.
Parking a car outside a coffee shop, a voice mentions Buzz Aldrin. In a nearby parking lot I see Yukari, I go over and hug her while a reunion love song was playing, but it was about reuniting with an illusion, and she disappears. In the same lot I was vaguely seeing something like dreamposts from someone else in this thread about Yukari that were getting interested replies that seemed shilled. I drive to a bar somewhere and buy a beer that was like a power-up though I wondered about that since it was just empty calories. I see Yukari again and say "how can I apologise to you?" Then she gives me several kisses.
I see someone posting that he's just had a bunch of dreams about Touhous, sex, and Sonic, but that he's not going to post them. He posts a MMD of Aku with his eyes rolled up saying "he's not dead!" and spams a bunch more posts of Touhou MMDs that got shill replies. I thought "glowbitch trying to taint the thread."
Someone makes a post saying he's an expert at Blazblue and also Dark Souls. He mentions I'm making Schachmatt posts again, and says the bossfight against a grey-coloured Schachmatt in Rance X was so good he stopped playing the game. I'm driving on a road and towards the end someone lying on the ground bites onto Vegeta's balls.
I made a post about an orc and Yukari. I look up his name and he has tiny Warcraft wiki page saying he's an unlockable character in a TF2-like Warcraft game. If you play as Sniper and use his move where he throws out a little pile of Nitre and lights it calling it "Tartar" the orc will show up, interested in it, calling it "land." I'm playing Ds3, a dragon-form mad invader comes at me but he intimidatingly looks like several dragons-form players overlapping with eachother,. He tries to use the slow ass Twinkling Dragon Head Stone on me but I use regular Dragon Head Stone to kill him. I'm wearing a chest piece that looks like what the orc was wearing, black cloth with four giant tusks coming out the back. I think "he's interested in land, like Yukari," thinking of how she manages Gensokyo's turf. I come across someone using Drang Hammers but somehow buffed with both Lightning Blade and Darkmoon Blade, so I Duel Charm him.
I see an intro cinematic for a Dark Souls game. In it, Venus statues all over the world were getting destroyed, tossed over cliffs, thrown into pits. They were so beautiful I watched it over several times. One of the statues speaks before getting thrown into a pit, one of the people carrying it say "you can just die down there!" I'm playing a zombie game with others. I grab a couple of shotguns and we make our way into a house. A zombie appears out the window, sickly bright green with a face that constantly twitches between all kinds of expressions, the happy smiles creeping me out. I want to shoot him but the others want to hang out with him. He's let in, I'm trying to shoot him dead but the bullets don't seem to do much. I can barely look at him he's so freakish, thinking this game was Programming shit and not wanting to get it in my head. He says "yes! I want to die!" I manage to blow his hands off, he says "look at this" as two bulges form in his abdomen then make their way through his arms and new hands sprout out.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Playing a game as Remilia where you avoid touching the ground. I'm jump from a bench, to a van's top, then take a giant leap onto a car that was over a stone wall that had a ornate gate nearby.
In the future, I'm invited to a meeting of royals. Me and a big servant guy are told to catch a little black shadow imp that was on the loose, but I gave up quickly and left it to the other guy. I'm talking with some royals for a bit but then it's time to leave. Walking through a subterranean carpark lane with others, I pass by an old lady walking Chen on a leash, I ask if I can have her and she lets me. We're all descending a spiral road for ages until we realise this is just a sick joke maze designed to trap unwitting guests. We start going back up but the layout is different, with collapsed bits that we have to jump over. At ground level there's an outside area surrounded by fences, me and Chen go out there. A guy comes to us saying we shouldn't bother trying to escape, saying there's automatic rifles. I see a bird take flight, when it passes over the fence it gets shot. Me and Chen brace ourselves, get a big run up and jump over, I'm shielding her as a bullet pierces the middle of my back and through my two hands wrapped around Chen's back into her, as we crash on the other side. I'm tough enough that the bullet didn't kill me, I ask Chen if she's alright and she says yeah. I pat her head, she says "don't do that! It'll make me want to do it all over again!" I say "a youkai that torments people trapped in that hellish maze? Sounds pretty fearsome." She smiles and runs back to the building, giggling.
There's a desert behind the building, I see a manta ray floating in the air with a brown leathery top and red fleshy bottom. I follow it to a trash centre where mantas where carrying trash into a disposal. An old guy shows up talking non-stop about how the UGC uses the mantas as an excuse to not investigate bodies discarded into the desert which end up disposed. He talks so vehemently he doesn't notice as a manta picks him up, carrying him off towards the disposal, until the last moment. I see Tron guy being carried by one of the mantas in a line-up, but think he could break out if he wanted to. A cybernetically augmented guy comes up besides me, points a finger gun at me, and shouts in his creepy shrill voice "I'M THE BOSS!" I'm intimidated so I repeatedly salute him saying "you're the boss!" He has me comes with him to his little fenced off area where two sides of augmented people were having a finger gun shoot out. I see Moss on one side and Roy on the other, joining in while pretending with their phones. I see Higurashi characters approaching on a nearby road, climb the fence and wave at them. The Boss shrills at me "don't try to escape!" so I come down. Mion comes over, interested in the shoot-out. She grabs Moss's phone and tries to shoot a finger gun at the other side but it does nothing, Moss covers up a smug laugh at her which pisses her off. She uses his phone to order endless expensive shit, police rapidly show up to apprehend her, while Moss's mom shows up furious with him. Mion, being dragged into the cop car, looks back laughing and saying "yes!" at Moss wailing and saying "no!" as he's dragged into his mom's car.
I escaped during the commotion, "nearby" I'm watching from the side a Touhou wacky races. Starting from the back, towards the middle is Yukari and Yuyuko, towards the front was Remilia and slightly ahead of her Flandre, the latter's vehicle looking like a golden maned white horse rearing up. I say "ah...Flan stallion." At the front it turned out it was all a static carousel train driven by some faggot ponies talking shit about ZUN's art. I fly back to the middle to avoid earshot but can still hear it. I fly to the caboose but can still hear it. I say "oh, I respect this insolence," then fly back to the top of locomotive where there's a big spiraling hole above the ponies. I materialise a gigantic carton of milk and pour it down, the ponies open their mouths wide and gulp it all down, then start coughing and hacking. I fly to their side and say "hey, was that milk spoiled?" Annoyed but busy coughing, they say "yes! It was spoiled!"
At a gathering where that big servant guy was, I wondered how he managed to escape the hell maze. He seemed to hate me for leaving the work to him, saying I should get a ladder piercing from the top of my forehead down to my groin. I say "cool, like a ladder into Hell?" he says, "yeah, and then Abyss. Now go imagine sucking a dick" I say "go back to sucking the UGC's dick, then go imagine sucking a dick."
At an art's and craft workshop with Chimata and others, but I forgot everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed that I was Aya and was making fun of tripfaggots on /jp/—oh wait, that’s real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>38216427
Hi Aya I'm a big fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>38216427
Just troon out already, you know you want to.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

There's a giant red super structure mall, called the WMW, built across the Pacific connecting all continents. I'm flying around a suburb and hear someone saying "everything's out of wack! There's Chinese restaurants manned by Indians serving French food." It turns into a music video, I'm sprinting across a very long hall with long tables, running across them jumping down and up them. A tall muscly black guy like Shaq runs from right to left in front of me every interval. The lyrics repeated "get it up!" with Shaq singing "hey!" or "yo!" as he runs across between each line. We come to the end of the hall, there's an old black guy melting into a wooden cabinet, he says "I just can't take it anymore" since the future was so strange I guess. There's a nearby helpline for black people so I say to Shaq, "hey, you should call for that dude" but he just looks at me blankly.
On a freeway, I mention Eua-sama before taking flight. I fly down the road for a long time, passing by a 2 story tall black guy in blue track suit jogging with earphones. I pass by him again somehow, this time I hear the music so I turn to him to say "nice song" but he recoils, suspicious since he'd already passed by me. I fly up beyond some tall trees talking about the WMW, "We all Might as Well be one, What Matters is who's behind the Wheel", saying I'm going to destroy it.
Outside a mall, I mention to someone I'm going to destroy the WMW, then a bunch of spy cameras and such pop out, and I start getting shot at.
Outside a mall again, I again make the mistake of mentioning to someone I'm going to destroy the WMW, but this time nothing seems to happen. I approach the mall and a black Ibis swoops at me, I narrowly avoid it. The guy with me says "be careful, that's a stat hacker." He says "there's 5 different kinds of black people in dreams" I see a little wheel "stat hackers" represented with a little black circle at the top right of the wheel "I once got hit by one of them in a dream and it was really bad" "then there's those that rape then destroy, and those that destroy then rape" represented by two red/blue circles at the bottom right of the wheel, "then there's madmen" represented with a Bloodborne Tear Stone at the bottom left, I don't remember being told the last one.<end of future dreams that began last post>

I'm with Yukari and others, we're looking for the "youkai lizard of discovery." Looking for it has the effect of making you come across interesting things, as a sort of self-defense mechanism I guess, since it seemed that the actual lizard was rarely ever found.

With Yukari, she's holding a tablet while hiding the screen from me, hinting that the human population is actually far greater than 8 billion. I go to some place where I'm made to hold a stick with shit at its end, I thought perhaps as a punishment for shitting on so many people in Ds3. Hecatia made it so red heads were super attracted to me. I'm sitting at a staircase with some girls and see Meiling. When I look at her she looks back, then makes her way around to sit behind me.

Hecatia says she's going to make me replace her as Lord of All Hells.
I heard the last two lines of Dog Fashion Disco's Silent Film while seeing Hell and was told "harden your heart."

Journeying across a road with girls including one pretty redhead. I was transformed into a girl, acting weird, so they got angry at me. I went over to some nearby guys and said "they wont let me get away with acting weird as a girl." The road's trees all looked gnarled and spooky, I said "it's probably not haunted." I leave the rest behind to scope things out. All the properties had dry dead grass and were abandoned except one, a guy with a rifle sitting on a chair in the middle of his lawn. I stood still but he said "go on" so I kept walking the road, I reached the end of the road and others caught up with me. I ask the redhead for a nickname and she says "Spongebob" I say "come on." She says "Bedman."

I'm literally Bedman. There's a hill with a bunch of giant balled up armadillos rolling down little grooved lanes. I accidentally mess with their young so they start aggressively rolling towards me. I hold a balled up young in their way and when they bump into it they deaggro after a moment. One of the young asks "how are babies made anyway?" I say "I think I can explain..." Then it cuts to a moment later with the young covering its ears and repeatedly shouting "STOP" while I was rapidly explaining reproduction in scientific detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38216427
Is she eating a baked potato?

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I have a Kit-Kat, I carefully unseal it, insert a $50 note and a note I completely covered in "Hecatia" written over and over, then go out looking for a kid who does a good deed. Immediately a kid is outside my unit pointing to my car saying someone had strewn a bunch of trash around it. I hand him the bar and he pulls out the money with an excited smile, then pulls out the note with a frown like it's weird.
Someone tells me to come up with simple songs, and I find it works, singing "There's a girl called Iza, she's an undead diva. When I die she opens the book of dead, and I write my name down Lord Caesar!"
I'm trying to take a shower when an asshole comes in and takes it from me. I'm standing with someone outside and say "I wonder what kind of Hell I'll send him to" then think of making him hang out in a room with the guy in front of me doing stupid shit with gay sexual tension in the air for all eternity, then laugh to myself. The guy in front of me says "what did you think of?" I say "oh no, I can't say, I don't want you to think I'm an evil madman." The shower frees up so I'm taking one when another assholes comes in and pours some caustic shit into a filter saying I'll get rash if it gets on me, so I exit. I'm pissed off, I think something about the dream not wanting me to shower since I'll become too powerful. I pass a mirror, then freeze at the sight of myself. I had an eye patch over my left eye, red hair like Hecatia's parted in the middle and bound up into tails at the back with two little red stubs and a weird little tendril of hair forked into two hanging from the middle part over my forehead. I looked pissed off, standing proudly in just a small white towel with bubbles floating around me. I thought I looked just like a male Rebuild Asuka. I left to go find a public shower but became chased by a group of mostly redheads screaming after me, which sounded quite eerie. The chase comes to a halt, a girl scolds my chasers, saying she can't believe them, "especially you!" she said to one glasses girl who looked like Hanekawa.
There was a big grocery store, I was in a side shop with a little machine where I was reading a bunch of cool dream titles I had, but I could only remember "Steel Bear with the Stolen Hook". I ask someone nearby to buy my titles, instead he told me about how this place was built on sealed ancient aliens. In another part of the grocery store, I ask to remember my titles, the guy says I've got a curse on my memory, and he'll lift it for free if I can bring him some baking soda. I see a girl nearby carrying a big ball of the stuff towards him and try to get a little off her but she's greedily keeping it all to herself. I'm arguing with her in front of the guy when the ancient aliens break out of their seal and chaos lets loose. I'm playing dead under a collapsed shelf as I peek at all different kinds of alien races marching out of the store. Their leader, a woman in a black dress looking like Rita Repulsa, is talking with someone nearby. They act like they don't notice me for a while but then come over and have me stand up. She says she's going to make me her general, I say "I don't mind, but can you find out my dream titles for me?" She loses her mirth and says "you said the worst possible word I could hear."
Playing custom heroes in DotA, making a bear with Pudge's hook and Rubick's ability steal.
I get a giant bear sicc'd on me by a shaman. I'm running off while offering it food but it swats everything away and keeps chasing me. I come to a bear themed restaurant where I ask a bear eating something like a corndog what bears really like to eat. It sings the restaurant's jingle "x, it's the food bears really like." I order some of it and offer it to the great bear, this time it pauses, eats and enjoys it, then goes back to his master and mauls him.
There's a tall blue curse machine I go up to, it analyzes me then spits out a bunch of coins, then displays a cost that was supposed to be paid with the coins but some people with me had stolen some. I'm a girl, I'm with another girl who hates me but somehow we get along, then it turns into a photo shoot and I black out because of the excitement. Afterwards, I see photos of me getting bukkake'd, the girl says "yeah, we got a bit carried away." I grab her, toss her in a sack and smash her against objects until she doesn't move anymore. Her brother shows up, he lightly scolds me like he doesn't really give a shit then drags off the sack. I see Aya, I say to her "I want an actual Touhou dream!" She grabs me and takes flight, speeding fast close to the ground. I see a beautiful log in a lake, think of telling her but figure she's already taken a picture. I see a Nue sitting on a log, in just a shirt and thong with a thick ass. I say to Aya "Nue ass," she says back with a smile "Nue ass." I complain about how shit real life is, she says "you still have that one teacher" I remember but then don't remember who she's talking about...

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

She's going so fast I'm a bit afraid I'll slip out of her grasp, so I slowly manage to hook my leg around her, which makes her lose balance for a moment. I say "I forget things inside, I forget things outside." We pass a railroad that's next to a sea of clouds, Aya says "you only remember one thing at a time" just as I wake up, her boyish voice clearly memorable.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I enter a Bloodborne Nightmare dimension. On a floating island like an extremely long capsule, looking like it was made of Mensis Nightmare facerock. I walk all the way down to the other side of it, where a black cloud face was waiting with a bunch of jittery black manikins. He says if I answer three riddles correctly he'll let me go. A text box popped up, the first riddle asked about a royal decree I had seen before entering the Nightmare, I knew the answer "it was a forgery." "Correct" He asks the next riddle, I don't understand the question and answer randomly. "Incorrect." Then my scalp gets sawn off and a sheet of paper with markings gets pulled out, like the dream sequence from the movie The Fall(2008). After some time it gets returned to me, then he tells his manikins to "have fun" as they pounce on me with their needles sadistically stabbing the shit out of me as I black out. I wake up and they're gone. I go up to the edge of the island and see the riddle master transformed into a wolf knight fighting against a giant black mass, he dragged around an extra huge Greatsword in his right hand and carried an extra huge Exile Greatsword, buffed with Dark Blade, on his left shoulder with his left hand. A guy comes next to me and I point at the fight "look! He used my dreams to become Guts!" The other guy had been the one who showed me the royal decree before I entered the Nightmare, he said "there's no way you could've known that was a forgery." The riddle master won his fight andcame flying back over as a face. I did the Respect gesture and asked him to teach me, he laughed "haha, ok" The other guy did Beg For Life, and he spared him. Then he powered us up, leaving us with the purple glow of Adversaries. Then I see a vision of Hunters running away from powerful humanoid Nightmare beings, they all said the same thing like it was a chant "We were the Hunters but now you are the Hunters!"

I'm reading a Claymore knock off Touhou manga. Udongein is leading an Awakened Being hunting squad, her and three army men with guns. They're nervous so they beg her "hypnotise us!" She says alright, then I see a panel of Udon in the bath with a glorious ass. Then it's back to the guys, charging forth fired up with red eyes and big smiles.

With others, I'm watching a film talking about fiction predicting the future. Afterwards my shadow has left a strong glitch distortion on the ground, and behind me is a very wide faint distortion. I say it's because I'm King, but everyone ignores/dismisses me. Defending from an invasion with a little ship and turret, shoot down ships coming over a big wall. I get 4 kills and 3 assists, which is enough to put me in a special class. I'm sitting on a tiny chair that's floating around, someone mentions that being something vampire lords do. Someone else in class has an essay opening with the line "Fuck the Pillar Men" and another person gets angry at him for insulting one of the Jojo protagonists.
In a future hospital, there's brain analysis and it shows I have bits of lead around in mine. I get put at the front of the line to fix it, while a girl who had cut in line gets kicked out.
I sing a song about being the King of Touhou, the second last line saying "I'm going to have to goooooooooooooooooooooo!" the last line something like "I'm going to disappear into Makai!"

I'm with Vampire Hunter D. We look up Dracula on Lovecraft wiki's table of gods, and it's said his mount is the ruler of N'kai, which makes us both shudder.

There was a Dir en grey song about me called 金色の犬. I'm walking around Irithyll, seeing various people, old ladies and men, walking their dogs on leashes. Then I'm in awe as I come across a golden dog just sitting waiting for me.

See Satan on a TV, looking like pic, sitting on a throne with his abdomen burst open. He repeatedly yelled at the heavens "IS THIS OKAY WITH YOU FATHER?" In a room with a bunch of Satanist, the teacher was collecting a snot sample from each of us to perform divination. I was given the bowl and could barely hold the urge to vomit, the teacher got angry and impatient, until someone told her there was someone else who hadn't put their snot in yet, Enma Ai, so she calmed down. I accidentally overturned the bowl, and she just shrugged over it. I declared myself Satan to them. It was mentioned that Satan grants the curse of not becoming bored, I said "that sounds like an uncurse." I see Satan on TV again, this time he says "666 days and 666 hours from now..."
I'm given a bone made of Amethyst and told to make 100 days prayer to Satan. Someone asks me to give them power and I say "you have to go on your own journey."
I imagine myself as a Satanic Disgaea Shaman, I'm in Makai skating on and ramping across karahafu rooftops with Pleinair and others while One Heart One Flower plays. We ramp up to a three story castle, I barely make it to the third floor, while Pleinair has to to be helped up to the second, then I reach out and pull her up to the third.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Meet Yuyuko in WoW on PSN. Her character was male blood elf sorcerer called Matreous Sirius or something. I had sent her a message and was happy to see she sent a bunch back, then sent a friend request saying "looks like I'm going to be the first friend you make this year."
In a backyard, Yuyuko can't seem to smoke properly so me and Yukari shotgun her.
Driving along when somehow the car disappears, in a nearby garage shop, a guy comes to me complaining that my car's not even worth $100. I throw him in a trash can and am about to kick it but a girl does it for me. With my car back I make it to a royal's betting game, the announcer says a metal and you guess the thing. Someone guesses Gold and it's said there's two left. He says Silver and I put my hand up, I'm laughed at by rich nobles since I've only got 300k Woolongs while they have 300m Woolongs and I'll probably be bankrupt if I guess wrong. I say Silver Sword, he says that's correct and hands me a wooden boot with a silver heel. I could hold it at the top and spin its bottom around even though it had no seams. For the last one everyone's told to shout their guesses freely, I shout "Black Death!" repeatedly. I'm leaving with Yukari, there's a "Mother Matilda" statue couples are supposed to do something in front of for good luck, but I see Yukari already leaving by the gate so I run after her.

Enter a theater with Yukari, we go up to the screen and I use her umbrella to open a gap in it, then we go through, coming out at the theater's entrance again, repeating this a few times. Then there's a bunch of kung-fu girls on stage that I fight with. They're pushovers but their desperate strikes seemed dangerous. I unconsciously let out a high-pitched kung-fu noise which makes Yukari laugh. A girl comes at me and I grab her, spin her around and slide her between my legs back at her fellows, she grabs onto them like I had reflected her.

Sitting next to Yukari, in the distance we see a weird couple that start off lightly then start jump cutting around all different kinds of positions doing PDAs. I was a little disgusted, I look at Yukari and she's staring, looking absolutely disgusted. I try to hold her hand but stumble and would've hurt her hand the way I crushed it, if she was a normal girl, instead she just retracts it while I say sorry. Using a 4chanX-like pop-up window I check the "Mystic ID" of the Yukari I was with and see it's a Yukari I've never been with before.

Every time I woke up I saw a picture of an angry Kaguya telling me to go back to sleep. I enter a class that was overlooking another class and see Flan sitting near Vergil. I walk over to her and a guy nearby somehow telepathically picks up my Kaguya image and says "woah! That's what you see every time you wake up? You're cool."

I'm crossing over paddocks and see a ruined house, I go over to it to rest and see there's cats all over the shop, a couple of big old grey ones breathing hoarsely. I see an ugly old woman approaching, when she sees me she look furious, and she's followed by a were-cat husband.

In an elevator, I go from floor 400 to 4, falling extremely fast. I'm leaving by some stairs, some guy mentions to me Flan's father is a crocodile.

In the sea by a cliff, I'm fighting a giant green croc that's pissed off and trying to bite me even after I've taken off all its limbs and tail. I hold its mouth shut but it spins out of my grip, but it seems tired and eases away before swimming off into the deep. At a nearby hot spring, I'm with Flan. I ask "hey, your dad is a crocodile?" she says "yep." We're sitting on the edge, I drop into the bath saying "I want to put you above me" then start washing her feet, but it's boring, so I pull out soap, then start having fun. She starts to drop off the edge like she can't hold back anymore, about to pounce on me, then green/blue/teal lines appear all over her and she disappears, saying it's because it's not yet the Age of Men and Great Ones. Walking nearby, I see a pregnant woman mention "Eilienen" I ask the name of her future child and she says the name of the one in her belly, I say the one after that, she says "Eilienen." I go sit next to her at a nearby bar, saying "hey, lets fuck and usher in the Age of Men and Great Ones" she scoffs "what? So I can have a Great One serve my drink?" then I had the memory of a old wrinkled Celestial Emissary behind the bar and thought "yeah let's not."
She holds my hand and the hand of a crazy bum, saying his senses are open, while mine are dampened and closed, because I'm The Hero, stopping me from going crazy. I mention Flan disappearing, Yukari appears sitting nearby and say "actually that was me, I want to be the one to take your virginity." I go swim around in the river and am very happy to see Yukari's eyes watching me. She's in a white bikini and white skirt, she lifts the skirt to show off her radiant white panties for me, the crazy bum bugs his eyes so she lowers it, then he looks away embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

One dream I had was just Reimu and Marisa hanging out at the shrine. Reimu was giving Aunn belly rubs, and out of the blue Marisa asks Reimu this. "Hey Reimu you ever stop an think about how weird are hands are?" Reimu, "Um, no!"

A long awkward pause ensues. Reimu gets up an ask Marisa if she wants anything.
Marisa:" think you can make those sandwich's that Alice makes for her tea party's?"
Reimu "I'll try..., any tea?"
Marisa: "Nah I'm good"

Few minutes passes and the sandwich's were made, they were quite tasty. Marisa gets up and says "well i gonna go and pester Patchouli now. See ya later alligator!"

Minutes pass and Aunn receives even further Belly rubs happiest levels critical. It was a relaxed day at the shrine, Till a stranger arrives perch on top of the shrine.

A dragon clearly foreign to these lands, with scales as black as the night sky, and pale eyes that glowed like a dying star. Adorned with a crown of twisted antlers, and a pair of grand devilish wings.

It was clear to Reimu that this was no wyrm of the east. Before she could act the dragon spoke, "Priestess of these lands alien to me, I have come to seek the umbral larvling"

It ends right there.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Something about Venus statues I don't remember.
A guy in a Superman T-shirt killed himself while suckling a woman's tit, then he turned into a spirit and was creeping up on my house with her while inside I was tucking three Yukari fumos into bed. She said about Superman "he really likes Yukari!" like she was going to help him try and steal her away from me.
In a class, someone asked something about a Touhou game where you go out to sea and he answers something like "The Silver Key." I said that game was easy but ealised it was SA then said "Okuu's hard" while thinking about the schizo stuff I was thinking while playing it, that completing the game is a kind of dream power up achievement like completing Bloodborne. I had lost my seat for a while then got it back, the teacher asked a question and I said I hadn't done anything because I didn't have a seat. The guy next to me breathed in my face so I punched him, the teacher got angry at me saying I'd be expelled so I said I'd curse her to Hell, punched her in the face and took her glasses to curse her with. I was leaving the school and a teacher asked me to spit in a bag that had a rose in it while I was thinking "don't do it dream me he'll use it to curse you."
Saw a pond, there was a tsuchinoko that had a head at both ends, a little black snake and a young alligator by its rim. A guy comes into a house complaining I'd stolen some of his food, I cursed him into getting dragged away by his sister to have sex with her.
Someone replied to >>38223448 saying he talks stupidly.
Saw some guys with bags of meth drive to a Chinese restaurant and there was a secret back area where they were serving "larvling."
Saw this thread towards its end with me having made a bunch of posts that had bold text "Yukari manipulates boundary of x and y" as responses to others' posts.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38219680
After the bum looks away she lifts her skirt for me again, then disappears soon after. I run over to another nearby bar and see Hecatia arguing with another Hecatia about someone having a relationship, I only remember hearing "Maria". I ask "are you talking about me?" She says "not you, you!" seeming to refer to future possibilities of myself.

I had rebirthed into a low VIG/VIT dual curved sword wielder with a small beast curved sword on my back, using Billed mask and Drakeblood armour. I fought with others against Darkeater Midir who was clinging above Anor Londo's entrance that had large columns surrounding it. He breathed fire around endlessly, I rolled around desperately dodging, got hit, healed from a sliver of a health, got hit, which popped my tear before healing, got hit and died, then went off to rebirth again.
Fighting a boss on the roating elevator, a regular Silver Knight and an NPC using a Lothric Greatsword. Killed the Knight quickly, after taking the NPC to half-health he turns into a flamethrower roadroller. I run down the stairwell wondering if he can follow and he can, I double around at the bottom, he killed me halfway up the stairs. Maybe because I had >600 million souls, my corpse turns into a 8 foot tall beast skeleton, he stands next to it insulting me in a thick hick accent endlessly but after about 20 seconds the skeleton explodes, killing him.
An update comes to Ds3, at Firelink Shrine is a NPC like Gillagan near Hawkwood. I'm talking with him for a while then we go up to Lothric's throne. It was made out of wood, the arm rests shaped like lions, all arranged so that it fit together using no nails or screws, but it was shaky. Me, Gillagan and others took turns sittting in it. When I did a little bit of the armrest fell off and broke. One of them said "isn't that a bad omen?" I said "you just have to accept these things when they happen." Andre comes over with a pallet, breaking off a piece and hammering it into shape to replace the broken part. He replied to what I said "yeah, more so later on," which I thought meant when I had to accept the Abyss. Then I thought I'd had over a thousand Dark Souls dreams but this was one of very few where I just chilled with NPCs.
I'm looking at a Leo ring, I think of Lothric's throne and his sword's thrusting WA and thought it was pitiful that he was expected to be like Ornstein.

In a room with Western content creators, there's a person calling himself the "Victory Man" but I could psychically see he had far more losses than wins. I saw a shade of Jesus surrounded the seats, and said "God, Western stuff is so shit" then left. Elsewhere, I sit at a long table, talking with a guy at the other end. I said almost everyone's an idiot, but even if you had widespread healthy diets and "reverse-5G" all you'd get is a bunch of midwits. A person next to me laughed "what's a midwit?" I smugly said "they're intelligent, but they'll never be a genius like me" then he said "well, I'm a genius too." The guy at the other end slides over a beaker with a tiny bit of blue liquid in it, I asked "do I drink it?" He said no, then I looked at the label "Dreams of an Anorexic Girl". Yukari enters the room, she goes to grab a folding chair, sets it up next to me and sits. I had watched her movements intently with a smile and my fists balled up on my cheeks, making the guy next to me go "uwah".
She shows me her phone where she'd made a 4chan post directed at moot that ended with "enve ko" I asked what that meant and she points at it again, after enve is an arrow pointing down at a youtube link in the next post, after ko is an arrow pointing up at an empty space, she says "embed, koko."

At a house, I spill the mother's blueberry pie on her carpet, she says that's ok but I'll have to watch her have sex with her husband, I thought "no way I'm going to do that." Her two daughters come home, she calls them sinners, I see they each have one blue eye and one red. I say "Sinners...and Saints." Which makes them laugh. Then I say "I can see galaxies in your eyes!" and the two of them stand in front of me as we cock our heads side to side as I gaze into the galaxies, an ethereal Japanese song playing. I suppose she was jealous, since Yukari enters the house, quickly comes over to me and has me gaze into her eyes, where I see a Spiral Dragon Cloud Nebula https://imgur.com/a/OfQP1WH in space, coloured like the Pillars of Creation, and we move our heads up and down while I hear the song repeat "彼の～彼の～"

Flying around Irithyll, there was a part of it that was the Dragon Palace. I come across a guy with earphones and say "nice music." He's chasing after a little black hand that's running around, I thought it was a Monkey's Paw but it was actually one of his that was severed. He's a ghost, and a couple of ghost tormentors who had murdered him show up and drag a corpse out of him saying "time for your daily rape." I pull a gun and blow their brains out, freeing his spirit.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I'm trying to get a big chainsaw because they're important in killing devils, since it's hard to reattach a limb that's been severed with one. A devil shows up, a sever his head with a chainsaw but he manages to reattach it, he sprays gas everywhere then tries to set me alight, but a gust of wind blows and he instead incinerates himself. I cut his head off again saying "if you don't have offspring that reproduce, you don't go to Abyss" which makes him cry "no!" as I kick his head away.

In bed, I heard low voices from my bathroom which creeped me out, they were checking out my black mould? I go into another room and see a teacher in a blue dress. She holds a hand over one breast and a sukima-shaped hole appears over her nipple, then the viewpoint zooms right in on it which I thought was weird but shrugged and suckled at it. Then I saw a moving kaleidoscopic image of Keines.

I had silver hair, and with Youmu, Sakuya, Am Isuel and one other formed a Power Rangers team, with Okina as our Zordon.

In a classroom, someone mentions that the Demiurge can't die. I say he's correct, then waltz around the class repeating in song voice "I'm the Demiurge~"

Someone had collected 30 covenant items. I went into a room with him and others. They talked about stupid shit so I said "Boring! I'm the King of Touhou" which makes him laugh of course, I continue "30 covenants? I've gathered over 700 Filianore's Spear Ornaments" which gets an impressed look, but then he just goes to talk to someone else. I show someone a page from Angus's site that was supposed to be important, he goes over to Angus and prostrates before him. I say "you fucker! He's not The Death, I am!" then the guy just gets bored and wanders off.

I see Yukari and Hecatia, I try to get their attention but they ignore me, going off somewhere. I hate it so I go over to a long staircase into a basement and toss myself down. There's a spike trap that starts coming from behind me, I have to hide in a side room to let it pass, but the side room's door starts closing with spikes, I barely slip out then go into the basement. I pick up a censored giant black dildo that you're supposed to use to beat down the door to escape the basement. I go up to the door but someone already destroyed it so I fling away the dildo. Then I see Tupac with others, I say "hey, is it cool down here?" He says "aw yea, it's chill." They all have earphones but I don't, so I get jealous and leave the basement.

In a classroom a large gathering of Japanese people. I'm in the middle singing "praise Lord Satan!" repeatedly, then go to sit at desk, next to Satan who, like the proxy-proxy war from Tatami Galaxy, looked like 12 of himself stacked upon eachother. The one at the top speaks down at me, saying thanks. I say "yeah, yeah, you're cool, but not nearly as cool as..." then think about Yukari. Someone asks me a question in Japanese, I answer in what I thought was good sounding Japanese, and they seem to accept it, but then someone says "rather than hajimete shouldn't you have said ippen(or something)" then they all laugh at me. Bitter and humilated, there's one person who still says nice things about me, a really tall girl, Stack? I'm pissed off so I don't want to hear it. I insult the hell out of her, but she ignores it and keeps complimenting me, then I say "you should have never been born" which gets her to slump her shoulders while a couple of others come to pat her back.

Someone says "the Rainbow Throne is vacant" pointing up at the skies. I say "in the clouds?" they say "go past the Roman monuments until you pass the statue of Romulus." I start running with another guy following behind me. There's a Kaguya dummy lying on the ground, I pick it up and treat it like her, saying "Hime-sama!" then continuing to run while hime-carrying it. The guy behind me does the same thing with another Kaguya dummy. We're jumping over vases when I think "I always wanted to do a parody like this." There's a courthouse nearby, we go into it. There's a marriage ceremony going on, with the bride and groom facing eachother seated at mats with several mats behind them. I sit on one side and the guy following me sits on the other, then he says to the couple "ok, now fuck."

I'm in a courtyard with a smoking stick, waving it around praising Satan ,but I get bored and leave. I see Yukari running a race, I throw a red bottle at her to get her attention but she keeps running. I pick up the shattered pieces while another girl helps me, I angrily snatch the pieces back from her. She says Hecatia and Yukari would like to tell me things, but I'm "constantly fusing with countless people at once" but if I be a good boy and wait I'll be told everything one day. She then looks up some Yukari related stuff for me, there was a movie like Karate Kid where Yukari tutored one child who was facing off against another on top of a sand dune, and Kanako was driving a tired Gintoki, who I figure was me, up the dune to join her.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Playing a Bloodborne game. In a city, some buildings are collapsed into rubble, while most have gigantic red blobs growing out of them, their faces looking up and their arms reaching out towards the sky. The sky was completely filled with red blobs, they might've been reaching back down or perhaps they were just doing their own thing. Rough depiction: https://imgur.com/a/9dpuhKY Me and another guy are hiding in a well made of bloody skeletons, I say to him "hey, you like Lovecraftian horror right? I mean...what the fuck?" He says "yeah". I was sticking my feet in a hole in the side of the well until I cry "ah! I felt something nibble!" Looking over the rim, I take care not to look at any of the blob's faces for long because I was afraid they'd notice my gaze and look back.
There was a Touhou with a sword, likely Meira. A short wrinkled old man master goes to her trying to give her a ring that would greatly improve her swordsmanship, but she wouldn't take it. She slashes at him, the master observed "you have the ability to generate wind slashes with your strikes, but it's not enough" as he does stuff like catching her sword with his bare hands then deflecting the winds for a while, though eventually he gives up. He goes over to Yukari with an envelope with the ring in it, holding it out to her. She gets flustered saying "Ahhh, I'm flattered, but come on, I'm old but you're in an entirely different age group..." I'm jealous for half a second before I realise it was the ring from before, though Yukari keeps carrying on for a while until he manages to correct her misunderstanding. He says "as one's awareness of the beast within advances, one must sharpen one's fangs. She'll need this to compete with that scary beautiful witch and that beyond scary beyond beautiful shrine maiden."
I'm talking with a girl, across a bay is a ruined city with great clumps of dirt on some of the buildings, I thought it was the aftermath of that madness I saw. I go over and stand in front of a dead tree that has a big hollow in it. Inside the hollow a pair of eyes was looking out, it was Yukari. Behind the tree are several men looking at me jealously, because I had made Yukari mine alone.
I see some cabins, one of them has Flan looking out the window, while another has Remi. I go over to them but they're gone. At a long table is a bunch of people with Akyuu. I ask Akyuu about Remi and Flan, she asks the table and someone mentions seeing them leaving.
In a futuristic great hall, a supercomputer analyzes me and says "you're a rabbit mother, pregnant with a terrible beast, and you masturbate too much." I say to the guy next to me "hey that sounds like me being a timid guy with all these crazy dreams" and he says that sounds right. There's a girl next to a big meeting, she's trying to get their attention because she wants to read the speech she made about the shittiness of ugly western cartoons, but they wont notice her. I'm asking her to just say it because I want to hear it, but she wants their attention.
I see an Ouroboros on a TV screen, and thought it was because I had been awake for several days straight. A bunch of Family Guy girls appear, but they were abnormally beautiful, like they were created to bypass an ugly cartoon filter. One of them had been created especially for me, she comes over and gives me a kiss. In a race with a couple of others, at one point I'm spinning around while still running ahead of them, at the end of the race they're saying their nen types, I say "what am I? An all-rounder?" They say yeah. One of them hands out Yu-gi-oh! cards, he has one called Dream Armour, saying that an old lady bought one of these off him for several hundred bucks. He says to me, "you believe in a world of nen right?" he hesitates for a second then hands me a card called World of Madness, which destroys all cards on the field. He also gives me a card called The Demiurge, and another, Hypnocatrice, a monster that lets me see the opponent's hand while it's on the field.
There was a youtube video called "The ugly cartoons aren't so bad!" It showed stuff like Fairly Odd Parents and Touhou characters together, then turned into a brainwash profiling flashing super fast, I averted my eyes like it was the Ark of the Covenant until the screen flashing stopped, then looked back to see the video ends with Yamcha in his death pose, giving a weak smile and thumbs up. I said "this bit is ok."
In a race with others, I'm spinning around while running and I hear Yukari laughing, I turn to her and see she's actually laughing at a couple of Simpson's characters fighting over something retarded behind me. I go up to her and she's seated with some guys. I sit across from her for a bit, then reseat next to her. She says "you moved next to me" I just give a "mm" then all the guys imitate "mm" so I stand up and say "you're all getting an acute punishment!" Yukari says "I'm not doing anything wrong..." I say "I'm sorry! I'm just jealous!"

[Anonymous No.]

No Touhou dreams but they do get violent.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's
In a room with a few people, including Kaguya. I'm sitting with a girl, I've got an acoustic guitar playing it's part from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN1fQRjXrM and also imitating the güiro sound. Kaguya says I'm a good Dark Souls player and shows a scoreboard that has my best performances on it. She covered everything but the kills for some reason, but I saw the top score was 15 kills 0 deaths. She said I should try to be one of the 150 best players. I mention being watched by Dark Souls entites but she goes "huh?"
In a Dota 2 custom map, it was some kind of hell cave, it mentions "all girls hotspring." I see yellowish liquid slimes prowling around and one of them comes for me. I open up the menu but there's no way to quit the game and I can't minimize, so I restart my computer.
In a nice house with flowers and lots of cats. I'm trying to tape up a hole in a doorframe when I see a video from the girl houseowner with her and her (non-Touhou)fumos talking about having good dreams. I leave her house, I say Eua-sama and start flying along for a while, I see a big orangutan man and give him a hi-five. I think about Kaguya's reaction to me talking of Dark Souls entities and think "well, I'm being watched by Touhou entities." I come to a weird drug guy's house, he injects PCP into my head. When we're walking about, he says him and his friend always get hounded by gypsies at the corners of their visions on PCP, and it'll happen to me too. I say "yeah right" he says "I bet you $90" so I take him up on it. I just felt annoyance that he even tried to get the idea in my head. Him and his friend are following me so I say Eua-sama and try to fly away again, but I can't really fly well. I try it repeatedly, trying to fly in a lotus position, but it doesn't work. I come down next to Eua laying on the ground looking bored. She says "you were already in a flow state before right? How was it?" I say "eh, it wasn't that good, but it depends on what I'm doing." I felt a bit empty because I was reliant on her whim and had wanted to fly high.
On my computer is a bunch of meme images of that troll line troll, someone laughs at me saying "you think posting those will get them to stop?" while I was deleting them because I was sure I wasn't the one who saved them.
I saw a MMD of Yukari moving around sexily, then it turned into a weird fetish fractal with a catchy song so I say "yeah, nah" and closed it. I hear Yukari say to me "just wait until day comes."
The "Loser/F witch", who's a ginger kid I bullied back in school, comes to me powered up threatening me and telling me to apologise. I say "come on, I have pride." He somehow accepts this, and says "you became God, rewrote reality, then came back, though half of you was left behind, then after a while you're awakened from reality to preserve your sanity."
At a grocery store fighting with a guy. I have him pinned, he grabs a mug from a nearby shelf so I grab it off him with a "thanks" and start beating him with it. We struggle over to another side of the store, he reaches for the shelf again but I grab a steak knife and start sawing at his throat. I say "I'm merciful, I'll make sure you're dead." I stop halfway through but notice him twitching, then continued until I cut through his spine. I'm leaving the store, a girl is at the entrance talking about their sweet cherries, and refreshments. I say "I'm not thirsty," she and other employees seem disappointed since the guy I killed was apparently a huge nuisance.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38243664
I forgot one interesting one, I was fighting with a host at post-Pontiff, near the Irithyll slaves, when from the stairs to the Deacons someone polymorphed into a Deacon statue comes over to us. He's glowing with a golden flame, I act like I'm warming my hands over him for a second before dodging a hit from host. Then me and host pick up an item called "Immortality." Using it drops a couple of differently coloured flames around you, you pick them up and use them and they drop other coloured flames, it seemed to be a puzzle like the Philosopher's Stone. I'm doing it and host is doing it near me until he suddenly tries to hit me with Splitleaf, but I saw it coming.

In a large hall, there's a circle of people gathered around Madotsuki. She's questioning each of them their reason for being there, she comes to me and asks "why are you here?" I'm lying collapsed face down, I bend my head up and weakly choke out "too much stress, not enough girls." She says "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?" as she comes over, transforms into cat effect and meows a few times, trying to summon strength out of me I guess. I repeat the same line for her. Yukari's laying next to me, she says "aww! That almost makes me want to come help you." A cat attracted by Mado shows up, circles around Yukari checking her out, then before it leaves they breathe in eachothers faces as a sort of kiss. Shitty cat.
There's a kanji floating around, 川. Yukari and a girl say "hey, it's your weakness, River."
I burst into a classroom Yukari's teaching and begin to hysterically yell something but she runs right over and hugs me, but she looked like my mother so it was ruined.
I go with Yukari and some cops saying "put a stop to this shit!" There's some guy who had been rubbing his balls over Yukari, he gets pulled off into a cop car. He says to Yukari "aw, but it was fun wasn't it?" She scoffs "yeah, it was fun" sounding honest about it being fun but that it was just shallow playing around. Fun is shit.
Someone asks me to summon Cthulu against a guy, so I make two ~12 ft tall statues of Cthulu appear that slowly glide towards him, their colour turning from dark green to bright green. I go into another room that has Yukari in it, she throws something at a guy she's betting on and says "come on! Make me some damn money!" I go over and ask for a hug so she lets me hug her, but then I realise she's in the body of a dude. I say "it's ruined by you being in his body" His disembodied spirit nearby cries "hey, that's rude!"
Through a window I see a guy sitting with Yukari watching TV together, and I was cognizant that they were spending the night together, though I wasn't jealous in the dream so I suppose dream me trusted nothing was happening. When I woke up I didn't trust shit, and was not happy.
Next I see Yukari, she clicks her tongue at me with an annoyed sigh, then points out something to me. I see Bloodborne cards with cool artworks of persons who had fused with Great Ones. I saw a Yukari card, the description said "She's half Mergo, all mine, and I have it M.A.D.E." where M.A.D.E was an acrostic talking about how certain everything is to work out for me.
Izanami is floating along with her eyes closed in the lotus position with a purple energy orb underneath her, showing me and a couple of other guys how to levitate. We do it and move much faster than her, one guy moves forward at about a 15 degree angle, the other about a 30 degree angle, I move at about a 60 degree angle, such that I end up so high I have to transform my arms into wings and fly towards where I want to go instead of just levitating towards it. Izanami tells us to wait up, dashing over quickly actually using her legs to run instead of levitating. I ask her what kind of Great One I've fused with and she says she senses a "hot, chilled" Great One in me.
I see Homer taking a selfie with Yukari placards that were set up somewhere, I wonder about it then remember "oh right, I'm Homer and she's Marge."
I see Homer come into a grocery store, someone asks him something and he says "I don't know I just get my wife to do everything for me" and I can't help but laugh.
I say to someone I'm jealous of The Simpsons since it makes Yukari laugh.
I had become something like the Lord of Hearthstone's Arena, though I don't like that game. I had a special Yukari Yakumo card, a 5/5 for 5 that has the effect of buffing all minions by 1/1 when played, if she's on the board she revives any minions that die and buffs them by 1/1.
Someone challenged me to a duel where I had to have gay sex with him if I lost. Yukari comes over to me and a girl I'm with and she starts to tell Yukari with laughter in her voice, but Yukari finished her sentence for her "he has to have gay sex if he loses." Then to me "Well, I could tell you what to do to win but then you wouldn't learn anything" then the two of them leave together while goofing around, I watch thinking "is that Yukari's "stupid happy mind"?"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

There was a false Reimu, who had consumed and taken the place of the real one, and she was trying to consume a white haired old lady, but I consumed her.
In a classroom, rushing to hand in my drawing assignment to Yukari as the class was nearly over. It was a sketch of a gap emitting outer cosmic forces, there was supposed to be several thin ones of them together looking like a vent and it wasn't coloured in so I said it wasn't finished yet but she looked at it and said "it's the best thing I've ever seen." I wondered if it was a lie.
I'm standing staring at her, she has a little eye like yt_(wai-tei)'s left-eye's eyes between her eyes, she says "you're looking at me like a dead man" I say "am I going to turn 30 without losing my virginity?" she says "23" like she thought it was my current age. I say "before my next birthday?" and she agrees.
In the same class, Yukari says as if appending onto before "I'm coming, but if you don't put down my stick and stop all my money from draining away I'm going to be extremely harsh"
I'm outside a classroom reading through volumes of a manga Yukari left for me, but the 7th volume was missing. I remembered its cover art was entirely orange flames, and I thought it being missing had to do with me remembering going into a burning tower with a couple of guys.
Then I'm in another classroom, there's a hole into a basement in the back corner, Yukari was down there and came up a packet of spaghetti that had some black mold growing on it for the class to eat I guess. I'm doing nothing so the teacher with Yukari told me to hammer down on this little pallisade wall surrounding a model stronghold close to the hole which I did but felt like it was just busywork and the barrier was fine on its own. I cry in frustration "I just want to be with Yukari!" Looking back I see she was patrolling the back row of the class close behind me and she laughs pretty hard. The other teacher holds a pamphlet and asks if I can read from there, I say no, she asks about my laptop but I say it's broken. After a beat Yukari says, like she's my mother, "you used to create so much as a child" I say "yeah, now I just want to fuck you!" as I lunged at her thinking to overpower her with the strength I absorbed from the false Reimu.
Someone replied to post 37391119 saying "Lovecraft."
I was leaving a convention, I had picked up three blue rare holographic cards of Stheno, Izanami and Lain, though they were crumpled and seemed to have black mould on them. I took them out of my pocket and admired them for a second before stowing them away when someone passed by. I see someone I recognise, I go over and say "hey, you're Ash Ketchum right?" I ask where's his mullet and he says something about wanting to grow his hair out, I say "hey, your hair's red" he says "it is? Cool!" I thought it had something to do with "Hecatia's blood" making weird things happen around me.
With a couple of normalfaggots, I'm talking about the gods and saying there's black mould growing inside of me from showering in a bathroom with it repeatedly for so long.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

There was a dream thread with Mima in the OP. I was posting a ton of dreams, but there was also a Lambdadeltafag who posted a ton of dreams too. His first post had a dream saying he saw Mima with Dionysus. The Lambdafag also had a cool name, someone replied to him saying "hey, you and Eireinen should combine your names." I thought "no that'd be gay", Lambdafag politely said something similar. At the end of the thread someone thanks him, but doesn't thank me. I make the last post, linking LAPSE and saying "Yeah, that was about good enough."
I made a post with a blood covered Flandre saying "I AM A MONSTER" followed by a post with a bukakke'd Miko saying something like "I didn't expect things to go so horribly, but all I know is..." followed by a post with Yukari getting bukakke'd "YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE FROM HER" followed by a post with Yukari, sperm disappearing up he cervix "I CAN NOT ESCAPE FROM HER" Someone replied, "well, that got weird, I liked the "I AM A MONSTER" bit though."
There was a word filter on /jp/ that changed "I" to "Flan" if you ended your post in a certain way that apparently I have the habit of doing, I made a post that accidentally triggered it and thought "shit, even if I make a post saying something like "I'm not Eireinen" they'll probably think it's me."
Half-way through a Yuuka thread I posted "I've gotten over the embarrassment of publicly fellating Marisa's futanari cock." Then I posted a vocaroo cover of Scolded by the Princess. Someone replied to it saying it was shit, I replied "fuck you, it's actually good." Then I listened to it and was surprised because it actually was good. At the end of the thread an anon posted a screenshot of four roses that he was handing out to the most romantic posts in that thread, and I was annoyed because none of them were mine.
After posting something under my trip right after that last abomination thread, dreamt someone said "I just watched a movie/ate dinner, now I have to eat an apple?"
After posting something in an Akyuu thread, dreamt I saw a post of ASCII Akyuu with her on the left throwing a scroll out to the right that said something.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

There was a dream thread with Mima in the OP. I was posting a ton of dreams, but there was also a Lambdadeltafag who posted a ton of dreams too. His first post had a dream saying he saw Mima with Dionysus. The Lambdafag also had a cool name, someone replied to him saying "hey, you and Eireinen should combine your names." I thought "no that'd be gay", Lambdafag politely said something similar. At the end of the thread someone thanks him, but doesn't thank me. I make the last post, linking LAPSE and saying "Yeah, that was about good enough."
I made a post with a blood covered Flandre saying "I AM A MONSTER" followed by a post with a bukakke'd Miko saying something like "I didn't expect things to go so horribly, but all I know is..." followed by a post with Yukari getting bukakke'd "YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE FROM HER" followed by a post with Yukari, sperm disappearing up her cervix "I CAN NOT ESCAPE FROM HER" Someone replied, "well, that got weird, I liked the "I AM A MONSTER" bit though."
There was a word filter on /jp/ that changed "I" to "Flan" if you ended your post in a certain way that apparently I have the habit of doing. I made a post that accidentally triggered it and thought "shit, even if I make a post saying something like "I'm not Eireinen" they'll probably think it's me."
Half-way through a Yuuka thread I posted "I've gotten over the embarrassment of publicly fellating Marisa's futanari cock." Then I posted a vocaroo cover of Scolded by the Princess. Someone replied to it saying it was shit, I replied "fuck you, it's actually good." Then I listened to it and was surprised because it actually was good. At the end of the thread an anon posted a screenshot of four roses that he was handing out to the most romantic posts in that thread, and I was annoyed because none of them were mine.
After posting something under my trip right after that last abomination thread, dreamt someone said "I just watched a movie/ate dinner, now I have to eat an apple?"
After posting something in an Akyuu thread, dreamt I saw a post of ASCII Akyuu with her on the left throwing a scroll out to the right that said something.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

In a house, there's a Christian girl quoting The Bible or something so I tell her Christianity is shit. She asks "what are you?" I say "I'm an Athiest," then look at Yukari sitting on the couch behind me "I'm a Touhou." Then Yukari and the girl start kissing through the bottom of a wine glass, I'm joining in on Yukari's end but she pushes me away. The dream cuts to after the two of them had fucked, Yukari seems tired out so I'm nuzzling and rubbling against her trying to get her heated back up.
There's someone I recognise as a Touhou, they kiss Reimu on the lips, I say "hey! Reimu's mine!" I kiss the bottom of Reimu's foot then kiss them on the lips, but then they turned out to be Reimu as well. The two of them then seem embarrassed, and leave the room.
Running a hurdle race with Marisa ahead of me. On a desk in our way is Junko, I jump at her and hug her tight with Marisa trapped between us. Junko said "that's painful" but I thought she just speaking for Marisa's sake.
I'm drawing a picture of Okina, sitting on a throne on the far left, while the rest of the picture had samurai warriors fighting eachother, some of them rubbed out but they had been drawn on so hard that "ghosts" were left behind. I rest my pencil on Okina who hadn't been completely drawn yet and say "I decide who lives and dies on the battlefield."
I wake up in a bedroom, on the far wall there's a gigantic black mould growth, but then it turns into a poster that peels off the wall, then that transforms into a Dragon Ball character calling himself Amato. He was purple like Fu and had the antennae like Piccolo's and similar clothes. He said I had been dangerously close to completely overwriting him. I saw an image of a crown that looked like Yukari's hat almost completely set over the top of another crown. In a classroom, Goku goes over to Amato challenging him to battle. Amato teleports him into space and gives him an Infinite Death, Goku getting rapidly flicked around by Amato's giant hands materialising here and there, each flick killing him but since he's the protagonist or something he never stays dead.
In a class gathered close together outside, Yukari among them. I run away from them with a generic pink onahole. An old man master follows after me, grabs the onahole off me and dexterously stitches it for a bit. He turns to the class and holds up the onahole, pulls a loose string which makes it split lengthwise into the shape of an actual vagina while I pretend to be in pain and fall over. Over from the class runs two zombie girls, short blue hair with small red horns and devil eyes. I recognized them as my daughters, remembering one was called Akina, and also that their genitals were zombified so they could only get aroused through Yukari's enchanted singing. We eye eachother for a little while, when from the class a teen boy who I recognise as my son though didn't remember his name nor what he looked like, runs over, sneakily takes the onahole and starts walking off. I think "I wanted my daughters to have that!" as me and them pounce and start kicking the shit out of him so hard I wondered if he was going to die. Then the class was all grouped together singing, though the only one of them that got a text bubble was Yukari with a big "ああああああ～" and a loveheart after it.

Making my way up Rising Dragon Mountain with others. At one point there's something like a billboard for a western cartoon in a hard to reach place, I riskily edge close so I can spit on it. We come to a loli Reimu trying to climb a steep 3.5 meter tall wall, I grab her then run up it. I sit on the edge with her on my lap and proclaim to the others "the loli Reimu is mine!" as she lifts her gohei up with a cute expression like Luna's chestnut mouth.

I saw Junko reclining on a couch with three lions, I wondered if she might be overheated but looking close saw it was ok. I float up past holographic planets and stars to interact with one of them, it says my girlfriend is coming to give me death next Valentine's day. I saw me together with a girl though she was only interested in bringing about the apocalypse and ignored my affection.
I split into four Flans and we overwhelmed and fucked the hell out of Yukari.

I see some Spicy Aya potato chips with a picture of her on them, some people outside were telling me not to get them but I ignored them and ran in, but they were gone.
I run into a cool artist at a stand, I think about Yukari and he seems to read my mind, he writes her name down and afterwards says succubus, cheater and he seems sad.
I'm moving through the hall at the beginning of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGjoRWZKyIU There's columns on the left side, every second one I pass my viewpoint flicks back and the column I passed had transformed into a Venus statue. When I pass through the gate at the end of the hall I'm transported to a forest.
I had driven out somewhere with my Venus statue in the backseat but somehow it had falls out and breaks apart,

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I leave my unit, in my backyard is a rotting headless horse and a bunch of other carcasses I thought were sacrifices. I had a pet dog on a chain and a big pet lizard. I start flying into the sky, trying to imagine a cord connecting me to the sun so I can follow it as one eventually forms. I follow it over the sea but it turned out the sun was actually a flaming giant spilling lava all around him. I smack him which douses his flames and makes some jewels fly about. I pick one up, and see he's wearing a jeweled crown, so I ask "you like jewels?" I'm back at my unit, I hear a figure Pram the Oracle say I'm arrogant to call myself Belial, and I can see her "Universal Power" was 6/8. There's Yukari figures and fumos all about, a disembodied voice tells me "she's a retarded cheater." I pick up a Yukari hat that looked like a shuttlecock, it stretched out over my head and I saw in the mirror it was pretty good looking. I have several long shelves filled with statues of the gods. Most of them are weathered beyond recognition or crumbled. I hear a song in my head, repeating "愛情~　孤独~" I see on the upper shelves golden statues of Egyptian gods and think "damn they're cool." One in particular sticks out, a lion-headed god, though I didn't know about Maahes until after I looked it up. I leave my unit again and find myself high up on the Shrine of Worship. I start making my way to the top, climbing ledges and jumping gaps, thinking I'd probably be distracted by Yukari. The dream had gone on so long I thought I might never wake up, I said "this is real" then woke up.

I saw a four person Disgaea team attack cut in, with my twin daughters on the far left and right, with big red diamond pendants. The silhouette of a Dragon was on the middle left and the silhouette of a Jester on the middle right, representing me.

In a castle's middle foyer. I see a figure of Yukari and think "oh, this is one of the places I can resolve to make Yukari a little less busy." I see the demon Pi-R, he sets an exercise book up on a desk and goes into another room to fight. I take the book and write in middle tiny little letters "I lose" then reset it. I hear him saying stuff while fighting, he smugly says he's going to use something, then I hear him scream "ahhhhh!". He comes back all beaten up, I'm hiding in a cabinet in the corner but he notices me, so I pretend to be a doll, but give up the charade quickly. I ask if that book gives him power or something and he says yeah and a lengthy explanation I don't remember. I say I wrote "I lose" on it, he gets annoyed, and says no wonder..*lengthy talk*. In a different place, a red hat guy with orange glasses, very likely Hellsing but I've never watched that, comes up to me and hands me a letter with a red wax seal saying I'm going to die. I say "yeah, yeah" chop his head off with a chainsaw and kick it away. Next thing I'm standing with a girl, I point at the severed head and say "he's definitely dead. But I'm going to think up a way to write him back in" which makes her laugh. Back in the foyer, Pi-R looks up "Eilienen" in a futuristic dictionary, it meant "a pretty girl in the world" I said it meant Yukari, but then said it actually meant the girl I'm going to usher in the Age of Men and Great Ones with. Pi-R compares Yukari with some retarded asshole I know so I insult him. Someone asks about things to live for, I think of fun for a moment then remember Yukari saying it was fun about her shitty fooling around and say "fun is shit." I pull out a catalogue, Pi-R asks "if I created a catalogue would you read it?" I say "I don't know, if you insult Yukari I think you might have shit taste." I open up to a page covered in different foods, they turn into real foods that we can eat. I say "lasagna is my favourite food" as me, Pi-R and the girl from earlier have some slices.

Several years ago, dreamt I was playing No Man's Sky, I see Hecatia has a red planet that has her ZUN head sprite on it. I land on it and get hounded by sentinels even after hiding underwater.

Recently, I'm playing No Man's Sky since completing some achievement is something I can do to make Yukari less busy. I see Hecatia pass by on a space buggy and say "I don't care how good the future dream version of this game is, there's gotta be other shit to play" but she ignores me, staring off blankly like she's engrossed in a dull way. Then I'm in biker game like Ride to Hell Retribution, in a garage, I skip all the NPC's dialogue because I don't care. I see Hecatia on one end of the garage so I make my way over to her. I look to the left and on that side of the garage is 4chan posts, I think "yay! I get to play a game with Hecatia while /jp/ watches!" I come close to Hecatia, she's a 6 foot tall musclebound biker covered in stitches and tattoos. She's staring off blankly before suddenly saying "Fuck! I can't wait to shoot up some smack!" a short biker gravely voiced biker goes up to her and says "you sure are something devil lady."

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's.
With a gross asshole, looking at an extremely long Touhou image on danbooru. It had a bunch of panels, the first dozen were mostly humans with a few youkai then a panel of sunset clouds in the shape of "紫" near the end. Then there was "the response from the youkai", a dozen more panels of youkai characters, Yukari one of them, posing in lingerie. There was a comment saying that there was a lot of SA characters in it. After we've looked, I'm extremely pissed off this asshole saw it, I pluck some hair out of his head saying I'm going to curse him to death. In my room, I wonder if I overreacted out of jealousy, then Ran appears and says "you're a jealous fox." I became aware of fox ears on my head, though they also felt like horns.
Someone taped up a bunch of Family Guy posters at the back of my house to piss me off I guess.
At a Mcdonalds, a grouchy middle aged woman hands me a burger, saying something like "I'm just a wagecuck", and I thought she probably spat on it.
Playing Dark Souls, I'm chasing someone down with rouge'd dual curved swords, kill him, then l1 the hell out of his death animation to make him bleed a couple times. Then realise I used sellswords instead of gravewarden's so I switched. Then a player "DEAD" came after me with sellswords, but he was buffed up, 8 ft tall and had poise on his attacks so he killed me. I come across a giant purple cephalopod with myriad eyes, I slash at it just a little which stuns it, and I get an item "Demondrug" which looks like a Human Dreg but with a galaxy instead of an effigy. Its description said "Only to be used in the most dire circumstances, if even that." I just pop it immediately, equip Frayed Blade, jump up a few meters in front of the thing and start rapidly slashing in all different directions, then try the weapon art which moves so fast it just looks like hundreds of slashes appearing instantly while I hold the blade in its sheath, making all its eyes explode and killing it. Then I think, "shit, I wasted the buff. Oh well, "Low soul level Flan used Demondrug to kill a Ng+ Kraken" sounds good enough."
On top of the Water Reserve, I used Chaos Storm which actually did good damage against someone since they used Unfaltering Prayer.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Running with a crowd of others because there was a plague of youkai dogs that transformed their victims into youkai dogs coming. A report predicting their movement said they should've reached us by now. I can see the horde of dogs, they were all doge coloured and there were several giant gondola demiurges among them that were generals. I hear the female leader of the dogs nearby, she says "advance on, but carefully, last time we underestimated the humans and one of them called Dante pushed us back into our world." I laughed hard, "the only reason we're still alive is because they're nervous after getting BTFO'd bv Dante before."

Playing a Touhou-Lovecraft game, on a floating platform in the sky I was fighting an eldritch deity.
In a room I'm playing a cool looking Touhou-Lovecraft gacha game, the menu was decorated with pictures of Akyuu. I'm with a guy and a mime injecting a heroin needle into my arm because of the game. A girl comes in, sees me playing a gacha and looks disgusted, so I say "I know, I was just saying to him that I'm aware the gacha's cancerous."
In a classroom, there's a card game going on that has a Flandre card on the board. There was also a eldritch eyeball that represented her power. I asked if it could destroy anything and a guy says "it takes 7 turns to get ready, then you can destroy one card a turn or two legendary cards a turn." I'm walking around the desks and squeeze past a girl, then she comes back and squeezes past me again but really slowly. I collapse from how good it feels and say "i-its a fetish!" There's a woman who's handing me cards. She gives me a three cards, called "Blood Champion", then "Flandre Scarlet" then "Eye of Maeldekloth." She says she wants to give me another card, and that she prays my soul is in her hands. I say "femdom?" She unsubtly hints "kyuu" so I say "Akyuu!" In a different classroom, Yukari is sitting at my right, and Reimu at her right. I walk off to grab some cutlery, wondering if Yukari minds if I borrow some of hers. All of her silverware had green handles. I come back and sit back where I was, there's a maths teacher to my left, Yukari suddenly starts humping along the table towards him while Reimu and I hold her back. At an assembly, it concludes with the speechmaker talking about youkai dogs and saying some acronym about them, I ask them to repeat it a couple of times because I kept forgetting it.

I go to sleep pissed off/depressed about Yukari, just thinking its best to not think at all. I dream about "Flandre's Buddhist Streetwalk" where I see myself walking up and down a street coloured red and blue.
I see myself in my room, Yukari sticking out of a gap in the air above me siphoning red and blue energy away from me.
I see myself in bed "Flandre's Right and Left Bedtossing" I turn right, I see an image of SDM's character all facing right while coloured red and blue, then a normal coloured image of them facing head on. I turn left, I see an image of SDM's characters all facing left while coloured red and blue, then a normal coloured image of them facing head on.
I drive to an large old wooden inn with Yukari and surrounded by many of her followers. I go out and see there's a date sign when it was built but I forgot it. Yukari says something then the huge crowd of her followers have white sacks on their heads with a black eye within a circle painted on them. I go into the inn with her, we go up an elevator, when we exit it we leave the door half-way open since we were apparently playing a game with Yuyuko's ghost. Yukari enters up alone into a room where Yuyuko's skeleton was, then comes down after a bit. We go back down through the dumbwaiter's chute, we need help with something so I go to the entrance to see if Yukari's followers are there, but they all disappeared except for one. I say "there's one left, but it's a cat."
I was in a courtroom, there was a young teenage boy who was Yuyuko's murderer, I saw above his head the name "Sariel."
I'm in a bedroom with Yukari, she tells me I'm actually really useful to her because of the things I dream, and that her High Father will like to hear of what I just dreamt before. I keep repeating to her "you're so nice!" She says I'm the Battler to her Beato, and I see a weird floating head with three blazing golden eyes. I hug her and then I start to wake up. I figure the nice feeling of her hair was my blankets, but wondered what the body was, then I'm "awake," I see that the nice feeling was my internal organs dangling around, I somehow pull my head out from behind, of a giant sukima shaped hole in my torso. I see over at my window an image of Earth, a slight red glitch haze filter over it, and red smoke rising from the Abyss engulfing parts of it. I go grab a phone to take a picture but the window turns into a desktop with a completely red glitched planet background.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Made a post saying
"breathe, less dense, away from reality
more dense more reality"
someone replies to me complaining about it not being effective, then makes another reply later saying actually it helped.
I saw Flandre's dad, in human form, leaving a grocery store holding some bags. Me and a girl go up to him and say "we challenge you to a Bomb Off!" He says "yeah alright." We walk into the grocery's self serve checkout, I stand by one machine, Flan's dad stands by the one to my left, and the girl is to his left. A couple of classic black bombs with burning wicks appear above my machine, I send one over to Flan's dad, not sending the other because it was 2 vs 1. He sends both his bombs over to me, when they explode a randomly selected pasta about an explosion occurring is displayed. I got the worst one, a pasta about getting nuclear bombed, twice. I slump over my machine's screen like I'm defeated, the girl comes over asking to see it and I show it like I'm embarrassed. Flan's dad looks over and laughs "I didn't even get to use my ability that guarantees a death bomb." It seemed like he needed 5 turns to be able to do so.
In my bedroom, I meet Yukari's High Father, Lord ZUN. He was basically Vlad Dracula but gay. He kept coming onto me, I repeatedly denied his advances until he stopped. I thanked him for creating Yukari, who was in the room but she was just a head. I go over to a couple of men at the other end of the room and say "get a load of this guy" as I crack a sword whip at Lord ZUN, carving through 12 layers of clothes, leaving one last layer left underneath.
In a living room, Junko comes in with glasses like pic, sets them down in the corner of the room along with her tabard as she heads off to another room, likely to smoke. The living room then has a class of Yukari's followers, some of them have earned punishment, so Yukari is patrolling with a scourge. I watch, sitting at the back of the room. She whips a couple of girls, I'm silent, and think if she whips a guy I'll be jealous. She whips a guy, so I loudly call out "bitch!" making sure he can't enjoy it. A guy sitting next to me scoots away a couple of meters, I say "good. I didn't want your flaccid cock within a few feet of mine anyway." He seems to think I'm cool, he wants a hi-five but I say I don't want one from a guy. Instead I give him a middle finger, he gives me one back and we put them together like a cross. Junko comes back into the room, she goes over to the corner and I see that her clothes and glasses are missing. I say it's probably because it's a dream, she says I'm right, and angrily pesters me to stop looking so that they might come back, for some reason I ask "you don't like Okina?" She shouts "I hate Okina!" For a second I see an image of Gensokyo's sages https://imgur.com/a/p6yvYSg There's no Kasen, Yukari is in the place of the purple circle, the middle circle was probably Okina, while the rest were Junkos and Okinas. The Okinas had purple flame tails and the whole image seemed to have a dark purple miasma about it. Junko is upset and keeps pressuring me until Hecatia shows up, says "come on Junko, you're greening out," then drags her off.
I'm talking to a store manager when he turns into Morgan Freeman. He brings out a pistol, puts it in his mouth and fires it, the bullet catching between his teeth. I say "no wonder black people worship you like a god." I'm talking with him when Flandre shows up naked, some cum shooting out of her pussy. I turn back to Morgan, who transformed into Flan which I figured was because she was the Xmas Touhou, and say "this is why I hate talking with guys, I've got better shit to do."
I see Yukari, then Kaguya, then Remilia, being told that they're my top three wives.
I'm making a 4chan post when a voice tells me "you wont be believed if you claim more than 7/8 as your wives." When I woke up I thought it was bullshit, but immediately came up with Yukari, Kaguya, Eirin, Remilia, Sakuya, Reimu. After a few minutes, Akyuu. I couldn't decide on an 8th because there's too many that have to be mine. Then I dreamt about Yukari holding hands with Yuyuko as she turns into a scattering cloud of blue butterflies. So I figured, so they aren't separated, Yuyuko's the 8th. But I'm still thinking about how Youmu, Meiling, Sumireko, Clownpiece, and others who've shown interest or I've dreamt things about totally have to be mine. I dream I'm playing a game with a guy I'm voicechatting with. He says "wait a second, you like Meiling?" I say "yeah, she's mine." He gives a "oh..." like he's lost all desire to associate with me. I'm tempted to din some cuck shit into his ears for a second, I check the text chat thinking I might post a sexy picture of her then see my embed rights revoked from every channel one by one.
I'm with Yuyuko, nearby is an old cat getting it on with a young one, then she flies over to a gazebo, the mating cats floating behind her, as I think "she wants me imagine having sex with her?"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I fought with a werewolf, afterwards I'm walking with three beautiful naked girls ahead of me, watching their asses and pussies from behind. I thought my whole life had been leading up to that moment, except I was disappointed they weren't Touhous. I tell them I barely masturbated to anyone but Yukari after *that thread*, even though I'm supposed to have a bunch of wives. They said I should create a hierarchy. I'm going around a fjord, there's a part of one cliff that's a secret base where some glowies were bragging "we just get highschool students to write all our stories for us." I say life gets boring when you put yourself above everything, it's best to put Nature above yourself. I slash around powerfully which causes their part of the cliff to collapse, then I leave, as a girl says after me "ahhh! He's acting like *him* again!" referring to Shō Fu Kan.

Sekibanki is standing around in darkness. Her head falls off, then one of her eyes pops out. She fumbling around with them, so I come over to help her, but Kaguya shows up and pounces on me. I repeat "Kaguya!" which seems to really please her. She turns back to Banki and commands "you just sit, watch and masturbate!" Banki then obediently does so while Kaguya does stuff with me.

In a classroom, one girl talks to me saying Scrubs' J.D. is her boyfriend. I call her flat which annoys her, she says she isn't a washboard. She shows off her pussy, which unfurls as she masturbates in front of me for a bit, as I start masturbating she stops, her pussy furls back up and she leaves. Yukari comes over to me from the teacher's podium, sits down inserting me into her pussy and hugs me.

Bachelorette (RZA Remix) plays as I'm running up blocks sticking out of the side of a tower, a few people running ahead of me, and the blocks falling away just as I pass from them.

Flan is fighting with a large white western dragon. She runs to a pyramid and opens a door in its side that has a little room to take shelter in, closing the door behind her as the dragon breathes fire. It manages to negate the flame, but then the dragon shoulder tackles the pyramid, the shock wave carries through and kills her. Outside a house, Flan uses destroy on the dragon, three little damage numbers showing up like 17.5. The dragon then has red and blue eyes, it says "I know what you all want! To hug the Touhous!"

I'm with Maria, we're cackling wickedly with this image of shnva's Yukari beside us labeled "witch." Goku and Vegeta are fighting someone, when they catch him he turns out to be a really short guy.

Someone commissioned an image for me, of Eternity dropping vertical lines of red scales while Meiling streams them. For some reason it pissed me off, I went over to a pencil and paper to draw something in turn. I thought it was probably inspired by my dream of singing the last part of Shall Never Surrender as a lullaby.

I was making posts as "Flandre XIII". I saw Wander fighting with Pelagia, he was atop a stone island with a spirit of Flandre XIII near him. Pelagia had mounted the island and had King Yamame, the Japanese Emperor, hanging from a silk string that came up from the sky, above his head. I was told to draw this to get the Emperor's attention so I can ask him to send me money. Then I saw Wander, having been struck by Pelagia's lightning twice, clinging to the lower back part of one island healing from critical hp, when one of Pelagia's 8 legs planted near him killed by happening to readjust on top of him. Then I saw Wander atop a collapsed island, Pelagia far in the distance, though he had no mask covering his eyes. One of his eyes was lit up orange having noticed him while the other was blue.

Saw a post by someone saying Rance's Shade had composed a song for me, and that Demolition D had rated my thread a 6/10, which he insulted as a "gook rating" probably to do with me being a shallow sex guy with all these beautiful girls, which would probably piss off the Chinese I guess.

Saw a post by tripfag Yukarina responding to a question, saying "Every single Touhou masturbated to an image of Nue while praying Touhou becomes powerful and humble" then she thanked the person because they had complimented her, while I responded "Bitch." because they had insulted me, then I see their post has a Yukari image so I say "Him, not her."

Either me or Yukari made posts on Touhou images that had Jesus on them deriding them while other commenters cheered us on.

Walking in a mall, I come across a dude who offers me a T-shirt that had an image like this on it: https://imgur.com/a/iOQsB9a

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38265348
Either me or Yukari made posts on Touhou images...
Danbooru images, that is.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I fought with a werewolf, afterwards I'm walking with three beautiful naked girls ahead of me, watching their asses and pussies from behind. I thought my whole life had been leading up to that moment, except I was disappointed they weren't Touhous. I tell them I barely masturbated to anyone but Yukari after *that thread*, even though I'm supposed to have a bunch of wives. They said I should create a hierarchy. I'm going around a fjord, there's a part of one cliff that's a secret base where some glowies were bragging "we just get highschool students to write all our stories for us." I say life gets boring when you put yourself above everything, it's best to put Nature above yourself. I slash around powerfully which causes their part of the cliff to collapse, then I leave, as a girl says after me "ahhh! He's acting like *him* again!" referring to Shō Fu Kan.

In a grocery store, I'm with Yuyuko and I say "put some shrimp on the barbie, mate" as Yuyuko does so for me, and an Aussie called S.W. gets annoyed saying nobody really does that.

Sekibanki is standing around in darkness. Her head falls off, then one of her eyes pops out. She fumbling around with them, so I come over to help her, but Kaguya shows up and pounces on me. I repeat "Kaguya!" which seems to really please her. She turns back to Banki and commands "you just sit, watch and masturbate!" Banki then obediently does so while Kaguya does stuff with me.

In a classroom, one girl talks to me saying Scrubs' J.D. is her boyfriend. I call her flat which annoys her, she says she isn't a washboard. She shows off her pussy, which unfurls as she masturbates in front of me for a bit, as I start masturbating she stops, her pussy furls back up and she leaves. Yukari comes over to me from the teacher's podium, sits down inserting me into her pussy and hugs me.

Bachelorette (RZA Remix) plays as I'm running up blocks sticking out of the side of a tower, a few people running ahead of me, and the blocks falling away just as I pass from them.

Flan is fighting with a large white western dragon. She runs to a pyramid and opens a door in its side that has a little room to take shelter in, closing the door behind her as the dragon breathes fire. It manages to negate the flame, but then the dragon shoulder tackles the pyramid, the shock wave carries through and kills her. Outside a house, Flan uses destroy on the dragon, three little damage numbers showing up like 17.5. The dragon then has red and blue eyes, it says "I know what you all want! To hug the Touhous!"

I'm with Maria, we're cackling wickedly with this image of shnva's Yukari beside us labeled "witch." Goku and Vegeta are fighting someone, when they catch him he turns out to be a really short guy.

Someone commissioned an image for me, of Eternity dropping vertical lines of red scales while Meiling streams them. For some reason it pissed me off, I went over to a pencil and paper to draw something in turn. I thought it was probably inspired by my dream of singing the last part of Shall Never Surrender as a lullaby.

I was making posts as "Flandre XIII". I saw Wander fighting with Pelagia, he was atop a stone island with a spirit of Flandre XIII near him. Pelagia had mounted the island and had King Yamame, the Japanese Emperor, hanging from a silk string that came up from the sky, above his head. I was told to draw this to get the Emperor's attention so I can ask him to send me money. Then I saw Wander, having been struck by Pelagia's lightning twice, clinging to the lower back part of one island healing from critical hp, when one of Pelagia's 8 legs planted near him killed by happening to readjust on top of him. Then I saw Wander atop a collapsed island, Pelagia far in the distance, though he had no mask covering his eyes. One of his eyes was lit up orange having noticed him while the other was blue.

Saw a post by someone saying Rance's Shade had composed a song for me, and that Demolition D had rated my thread a 6/10, which he insulted as a "gook rating" probably to do with me being a shallow sex guy with all these beautiful girls, which would probably piss off the Chinese I guess.

Saw a post by tripfag Yukarina responding to a question, saying "Every single Touhou masturbated to an image of Nue while praying Touhou becomes powerful and humble" then she thanked the person because they had complimented her, while I responded "Bitch." because they had insulted me, then I see their post has a Yukari image so I say "Him, not her."

Either me or Yukari made comments on Danbooru Touhou images that had Jesus on them deriding them while other commenters cheered us on.

Walking in a mall, I come across a dude who offers me a T-shirt that had an image like this on it: https://imgur.com/a/iOQsB9a

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's.
Something about a black mirror.
Sitting in my house with a few others, there was a song playing that had otherworldly lyrics, the first one of them being Eilienen.
I hear The Missed Symphony playing, the professor's half-intelligible murmuring was instead intelligent musing, though I only remember the last line being like "remember the primeval thoughts you had when you spawned in the Abyss."
A cop was ordered to kill three children. He shot his own daughter, then went over to those kids and said "you bastards killed my daughter!" and shot them dead. I was being told cops were like predators that want to do their job of apprehending people regardless of whether they've actually done wrong. I saw an unholy mixture of Family Guy and The Simpsons on my TV with something about cops going on.
I heard about religious factions, though I only remembered the three obvious ones, non-believers, ones who believe in Great Ones but don't care, and those who were faithful to the Great Ones.
Someone had came with a knife and had stabbed me several times, I was hiding while thinking "I don't care, I'm getting a reality shattering dose of drugs soon, I'll just pray to the Great Ones that everything works out."

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Rumia had visited a nature reserve to hunt bears, even though it wasn't allowed, but she didn't care since she wasn't going to go back there anyway. She and Yukari cross paths, they get tangled up in a lot of sex, afterwards they're lying together, covered in each other's blood and cum, Yukari's dick sticking out of a gap next to them. Rumia laughs at her "even though you didn't want to let anyone have your blood." When I wake up I hear Nero - Promises.
My reaction this was shit, I didn't really care much about Yukari doing it with another girl, I went to a restaurant where there was quite literally a black mirror on the wall, waiting for my order thinking about how I probably wouldn't even care if Yukari came to take my virginity, she's already done it with others, aren't I the only one losing something? Didn't even care that Rumia took Yukari's blood even though Yukari was preserving it.
I see a dream of myself in the restaurant, and see Yukari, "because of your reaction to that dream I'm having a crush on someone else."
See myself going back to that restaurant, humping the furniture while saying "I love you Yukari" repeatedly and hoping she still comes for me.

I see Link kneeling while kissing Zelda's hand, and I say "I'm the hero, and she's the princess" someone else asks "so why are you both crying?"
In my room, a heavy metal song plays, though I only remember two lines of the first verse
"I thought I was different
and yet I was ignorant"
and the chorus
"Let it go! Let it go!
I'm dying now!
I'm disappearing now!" It gave me extremely intense chills so I channeled the energy I felt into my Yukari figure.
Encounter a guy, he opens his mouth wide and his tonsils flare out, then he starts belting Bury the Light at me while I belt it out back at him in contest.
Wake up on the street like I'm homeless, I go over to some schoolmates I knew but they're treating me like they don't know me and I'm crazy, I look in a window and my hair looks insanely terrible, so I say "I just woke up..."
I see Izanami using Stake of Supreme Zen on Jin, though it was her teleporting around kicking him around a golden circle. I say that move's a really cool "fuck you" but the end part is anti-climactic.
In front of my poster of Izanami, a voice is telling me what Djinn really is, and Yukari says "I had thought I was Djinn."
I had committed suicide, but I came back from the dead to kill someone I hate. In a kitchen a girl's berating me while Yukari sticks out of a gap saying "he's done nothing wrong..." then that girl starts shaving Yukari's head, so I take the razor off her and start shaving her head for a bit, then I'm pointing a finger at her trying to make lightning strike but instead I start seeing "chakras" but they're white-blue dots like a constellation, some of them filled in white and some of them hollow, there was two of them in the place of the eyes filled in. I see hers and the chakras of the others in the room but I hate them all so I start leaving. One asshole says "I can just summon a demon and ask it where you go." I went outside and start flying upwards above the clouds, until I come to a frosty grassland with icy mountains in the distance. I'm flying along but can't really control my movement so I'm colliding with objects, I thought maybe it wouldn't hurt me but saw a hp bar decreasing, and also a yellow bar that would drain but fill up upon me breathing in or out. I try to fly to the mountains thinking to see Venus, flying around the side of one I come across a golden statue of a king kneeling on the left and a king praying on the right before a statue of Amygdala sitting with his legs crossed and gears around him, as I think "Superior Being." Fying around, I see more Amygdala statues before I'm suddenly pulled back into a room the guy who said he'd asked a demon where I was had thrown me into, he was going to lock me in but I ran over and got my hand in the door before he closed it.
At one property, there's a couple of assholes I know with rifles, casually pointing them at me since apparently a witch hunt had been declared, I turned their guns up before running off. I see a witch girl who once nicknamed me "Lucid" handstanding up in a tree hiding. Christians show up with guns but I shapeshift into a bird and fly off, they're talking about this while I'm actually still nearby hiding under a towel in a lotus position, I think "I hope I just shapeshifted into a small insect so they wont find me, but then maybe I'll get eaten by something." There's a corpse nearby someone's pulling eggs out of, someone notices me under a towel so I start running again, on top of a big cage when someone mentions that I'm going to make it legal to own a crocodile, some people laugh about this and they seem to cool off on hunting me.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

In a fight against Jesus and a couple of his followers, I notice it's in Shadow Hearts gameplay, I go to Summons menu and summon a beautiful Green Fairy to assist me. Maybe I lose, afterwards I'm looking at menu of my summons and they're all profoundly beautiful otherworldly nymphs so I think "this game's awesome." Yuri suddenly crawls out from under me like I'd been sitting on him so I shout "what the fuck?" He says "what are you, in heat?" I say "what?" he pulls out my laptop and says "you have way too much porn on your laptop."
In a large beautiful house, I'm snooping around when a black dressed teacher comes into the room. I mention being The Dragon and she says actually that's someone else, she and others turn on me, I run around and hide in one closet. They come and lock it and tell me to rot away in there. I wait for a bit then magically unlock it, but think that there's probably camera around so they'll see me. I come out and run outside as they chase me, I start digging a hole downwards and they throw some trash down after me so I throw it back up at them. I keep burrowing until I reach an underground labyrinth dungeon filled with monsters. I figure because I'm a monster they wont attack me, but make myself invisible just in case. Udon and some others were sent to chase me but I think she was half-assing it because she didn't want to. I come across one room where Hecatia is fucking Reimu in bed as someone who's aware I'm going through a nightmare calls her an idiot. I make it to some kind of goal then I see a win screen for me, Yukari and Ran. It was us getting some kind of sexual reward, though I only remember mine had Yukari's floating head in front of me with her dick coming out of her mouth shooting cum into mine.

That's the end of my dream notes which made typing these out a lot easier, though there's still a fair amount left.

[Anonymous No.]

I once dreamed a bunch of folks threw a party in a public bathroom while I was trying to pee. I ended up ignoring them and peeing anyway, but it was into a gigantic funnel the size of a small house, and a couple hundred people were watching and cheering me on as I filled it up. It was oddly exhilarating.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Once I was running around looking for a bathroom because I really needed to pee, Yukari showed up and says she loves to drink my piss. When I woke up I was actually busting. Thanks for reminding me, little bitch.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Encounter Rumia in Dark Souls/Bloodborne, I killed her then stalk dung pied her once as she started falling over and then again before she started fading into ash. Then I looked through my gestures searching for a T-pose to taunt her with and settled for Make Contact, which made blue energy appear around me and my insight increase. I then ran over up a ramp that had some celestial mobs of the head tendril kind upon on it shooting arcane projectiles at me, they killed me before I got to them.
Some guy put a disclaimer at the end of a video saying all the Touhou girls belong to him, yet all he did was put subs on a good fan animation of Touhou. I see him in a classroom sitting on a chair upon several stacks of desks. I go into another classroom, I want to pair up with Yukari but figure she's already with Yuyuko, then I see she's instead with a newhu that was a witch in red that had a black staff with a scythe blade at the end of a chain.
Walking near a forest, see a hunter(who was The Devil) with a bow and recognise him but he thinks I'm a trespasser so he shoots me in the right shin. He comes closer, recognises me and says not to move or the barb will stick in, but I ended up shifting a bit and felt it stick. He comes and yanks it out, says "thats going to leave a cool mark" but when I looked down I saw I had a badass tattoo of The Devil's face instead, and a red anklet tattoo on my left leg. Walking around a town showing off my cool tattoos, see Rance standing with another cool king, me and another guy go up to them and talk, the guy next to me has muscles but has let himself get a little fat so Rance and the other king look at him in disgust, I say if that guy's bad then what about me (skinnyfat, with only beginner gains) but Rance just smiled. Walking around again when I'm told "you still need to embrace the Outer Clock of Misery". I saw on top of a nearby pizza shop a thing like this https://imgur.com/a/4sfE6E0 climbed up to it and said "Misery? Suffering. That's what the Universe exists for" and put my head under the clock as its spokes extended into my skull, The Devil makes his way across the rooftops to me and sticks his finger into my forehead, which made me pull back, but he just waited there so I put my head back and he sticks his finger in again. After a few seconds, my head sets on fire, I go around the streets again, occasionally patting out the flames so my head doesn't completely burn away, in a window I see I have a skull head. I see my mother outside a store talking shit about me saying every day I sleep all day and play Dark Souls all night, refuse to get a job, etc but everything she said sounded like compliments, the people in the store listening to her must've thought so too because they hand signed devil horns at me so I did so back to them and called my mother an idiot.
In the future, due to gathering and monopolising faith Kanako had become by far the strongest god in Gensokyo. A colossal eldritch grub appeared, Kanako shot a concentrated bolt of energy that caused a massive explosion. It was obscured by smoke for a while, but eventually it's seen that the grub is still moving.
I was in my room, I was shouting fuck just like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve88BGz0nPc because there was a bunch of toenails(curses) scattered around my floor. I started picking them up with some paper from an offering on my shrine of fish and chips. I see someone post an image of a flaming skull head trapped in a fish tank saying it's me, I say to myself "actually that's your mother's head" but think better of actually posting it.
As Flan, I'm fighting with a big eldritch thing, I kill it and look over at the nearby giant swamp and see a giant Soul of Cinder slaying a colossal eldritch grub that was Cthulu, it looked like a Primeval Demon the size of a blimp. It reared up as it burst into souls, I wondered if it was killed in time since the thing I killed would be revived by it if it died, but heard chanting as my foe came back to life. I was annoyed, I rapidly used Storm Ruler's weapon repeatedly on it, killing it again, then stalk dung pied it and also picked up the weapon "Light Curved Falchion". I see Soul of Cinder hurl his Firelink Greatsword like a javelin over into a temple, saying "that'll show them." Then he's hurling Great Lightning Spears, while shouting "Rei!" like the Ninetails from Otogi 2 does when it summons lightning, at the cliff I was on, with AoE so massive it killed me after a couple of them, the cliff collapsing and the dung pies I dropped on the eldritch thing falling near where I died. Then I'm back to life near Soul of Cinder, I point at him and say "Flan of Cinder." He points at me, I'm Flan, he says "you have yet to destroy me" which causes a rain of blue energy to wash over me, powering me up. I die fighting him with a bunch of other Touhou characters, waiting to respawn as I see him hurling Lightning Spears directly at his feet at others since he's about the size of Yhorm.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I'm sitting with others when Yukari comes over and drops her ass down upon my cock.
I was playing a Tony Hawk game but it was Hell mode so all the grindable objects were replaced with sharp, deadly objects and there was a red haze about everything. I made my way downwards in a spiral for a while before entering a domed oval office. I saw a devil in a suit so I started running back out but he pulled out a handgun which fired a snake that arced through the air and bit me in the back, I collapsed and had hallucinations of Reptilian memes flashing rapidly, then I was on the ground crawling backwards away while two red-eyed black snakes with clawed arms prowled after me like panthers, then woke up back in the office. I recognized the devil with a "Oh hi, The Devil", he gave a smile and a TV screen behind him flashed Darkness from Legend. He listed a bunch of names for Reptilians I remembered only "Vodpallofi", and he said "It all began when I was in Discord..." I thought of the chat, he said they came and brainwashed him. I imagined a discord raid with Reptilians spamming meme infographics of their race in all the channels.
On a computer, I type "Buddha" and the IME changes it into three bronze Buddha statues, I click between the three statues putting a space between them and it changes it into an image of a little Yukari on the left holding hands with a large Yukari on the right. I'm on a couch with Yukari in front of me using a laptop. I say something to her and she tells me "right now you're interacting with Cosmic" referring to herself. She says something about me being a stupid Quagmire, I say "well, you could have been less quiet" but she says it's because I constrain her with my view of her. I just put my head down on the couch with a pained "ohh...." then a gleeful "I love you!" She says she's coming to fuse with me into the reincarnation of the "second Pharaoh," then showed me a Wikipedia page on him, observing my face as I looked at it.
I'm piloting a futuristic spaceship through a tall hallway that had many traps in it, I tried to make my way through but died. I respawn back in a room where I see Yukari at a window picking off targets with a rifle, I think "she's so fucking cool!" as she sends a message in the chat like "Go! Charge forth! Kill them all!" I get back into the spaceship and fly through the hall again, managing to break out into an outside space where I fought with other ships, though I barely find a moment to regenerate my health. The deathmatch ends, there's a scoreboard with one guy on our team with 22 kills, one with 21 kills, Yukari with 11 kills and me with 10 kills. I'm invited to a voicechat, there's someone called penny in it and another called KingBaal with some numbers in the username. I asked if penny might be Yukari but she says "what, do you think I'm cheap?" I'm sitting with Yukari next to me, she tells me if I don't shape up she might have to find another man, and that I should find the Nameless Ring, which had something to do with Rance, if I want to have sex with her. I ask her about King Baal and she lists some traits he gives her. I ask what traits King Belial gives me and she says "handsome, reliable, honest" which makes me drool. She immediately stoops down and starts licking my spit off the carpet while shaking her ass around in the air for me, purple panties.
I saw Yukarifags hanging themselves over my dreams.
Walking through a street, I see a poster with Eua on it with a caption and think "cool! Eua-sama propaganda!" I'm busking with a guitar when a girl comes to me with a crowd calling herself the Queen of Touhou, I told her she's going to end up sent into space with me if she keeps calling herself that. She says something about having dreams so I scoff at her, then she challenges me to a dream off, so the crowd gathers around chanting "Dream Battle!" She tells me she had a dream where she saw me feed myself to a Lunastra. She's sitting with me afterwards, before my turn, and I mention to her that I posted over 700 Touhou dreams in a thread, which was great until I turned it into a spergfest. She's looks impressed, then asks why. I say I like to stick it to people who hate Touhou with it's real existence, and I like to make people die, mentally, from having their worldview melted. She's appalled and calls me shallow. A faggot shows off a book of cool Touhou images he's collected, I said if he showed me a page with Yukari on it I would've screwed it up right in his face, he said someone else did that to him once.
In front of a house, I'm with a guy who shows off a cruddy-looking red D, I show off a beautiful blue D. In the house, a guy shows up calling me Lord, kneeling and kissing my hand which I just found awkward. I ask if he wants to see my Dragon's Eye and show off a moonstone in the shape of a donut that has a nazir embedded in it as he gazes at it.
At a coffee shop, I was with some powerful people and Saitama who was much stronger than the rest of us.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

A Nazar, rather.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Someone challenges me to Smash, Final Destination, the first round I pick Bowser and barely lose. The second round I play as Ronald McDonald and lose, the screen paused showing Ronald falling away.
Saw on ex a doujin based on the counseling nightmare about Yukari, I click it expecting the worst but see it's just a stressed out futa Ringo.
I told a guy "my cats scratch me a lot," probably referring to Berkastel or her kitties. I show my left hand, the middle finger's nail is torn off and the sensitive flesh underneath had been scratched all over, I say "this is about a 7"[out of 10] he replies "based."
I was told that a miracle would be coming for me soon. I saw an image of Crash Bandicoot getting railed by futa Bernkastel. Afterwards I was looking up futanari Bernkastel and saying "damnit, why isn't there more futa Bern?"
I went around bragging about having a "Lambdadelta cock."
Making my way up a hill, there's a guy who annoys me so I materialise a gun and try shooting but the bullets ping off of him. I notice it has a holographic sight so I try letting it charge up then the bullet shoots right through his nose and explodes where it landed. He seems a bit annoyed about it but lets it go since he had been messing with me. I go over to a ridge, propping one leg up and leaning on it as I take in the view, happy about how I have the cool power to materialise a torque bow pistol. He comes next to me and does the same thing as we talk about something. I notice he had a gigantic cock that's wound around and strapped to his back. We see a girl coming over so I tell him to go away saying I might make her mine, he gets chased off by others anyway, as I go up to the girl who had fainted on her back with dizzy eyes at the sight of his monster dick. I take my flaccid dick out and start flopping it over her face to try and replace the mental image, as I see her pretending to still be fainted but peeking out then closing and waiting for me to stop then peeking again. The ones who chased that guy off come back to me, one guy realises exactly what I'm doing and says "you piece of shit!"
In a classroom, a pretty redhead sits next to me, I say something to her but she scoff at me calling myself a sadist since apparently I wasn't sadistic enough for her. There was a guy behind me who I got into an argument with, after a while I give him a strong jab and he calls out the teacher then stays silent. I think I'm in trouble but the teacher just says "I was just waiting to see which one of you won." The redhead says sorry about before. A guy behind me calls out about how amazing fanart for him appeared on his desk, I turn back to see a picture of Lambdadelta dressed in Yukari's tabard outfit on my desk and uncontrollably start hugging my face against it before it turns into my purple/black eyemask.
There's a guy sitting on a recliner with a giant bucket of gravy covered chips, I'm pinching some of them away to his annoyance, and kneeling next to his seat because there's a little rail going around him catching the occasional chip he drops. Shinki sees me and says "what, is that a fetish, like that steam guy over there?" I see a guy watching steam coming out of the side of a train with fascination, I say back to Shinki "no it's not. These chips are really delicious and there's even this little rail here catching them for me. Just because you come from Makai where all the food is unbelievably tasty..."
The day before I got LSD for the first time, I dreamt I was told to play SA while on it. Then I saw myself playing SA, dying a lot because the screen's borders seemed a bit tighter than what was shown, because it was a cave or something. Then I saw myself in bed fighting against Hecatia sitting in front of me, she started charging up an ultimate attack so I defending in preparation.
I was playing "the first game Sanae was in", her bomb was just Fantasy Seal but blue so I thought "oh, ZUN hadn't bothered to give her her own bomb yet".
Saw Sanae walking through some abandoned Japanese homes that had many severed/shrunken heads and skulls in them, there was a lingering feeling about all of them, hope. One of the heads starts speaking ominously then tries to overcome her with a tumultuous wave of dark illusions, she seems desperate as she shouts something while pulling out a card that dispels illusions, which seals the head as a spell card.
I'm arguing with the girl who called herself Queen of Touhou, she says her father is God while I say I'm Satan. Another guy shows up and talks about how Satan used to dwell in heaven, which almost seemed like a dark cave but with clouds, then fell to hell. He says praying to either of God or Satan can bring about a heroic victory, and says Satan is a vegetarian.
In a swimming pool is a really tall board of wood, I climb up it while singing 流転の塔, holding on for a while before dropping off into the pool.
Saw Ludo-Rathowm appearing over the town I'm in, the "Pulse of Awakening" was mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll out myself as that anon who happened to start that shitpost "Sanae Summoning Ritual" thread a few weeks back. But I don't have wild Touhou dreams like this Eireinen person. (I actually have the opposite problem where I don't dream and barely sleep.)

I have a theory. I happen to have no Touhou merchandise at all and don't even have art in my home.

I'm guessing this guy on the other had has a lot of art, figurines, fumos, etc. If Eireinen would confirm, that would be appreciated.

The conclusion of the paranormal-like thread was that "if we built a shrine to a god who happens to be in Gensokyo, by rules of Shinto that shrine would function as a gateway to get there."

Or to translate that into something normal: Maybe having a stack of figurines in the corner of the room you're sleeping in will cause you to have Touhou dreams.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38278605
I've had vivid dreams since before I had any nice possessions and I still only have very few, but possessions are important indeed. I'd like to give a long autistic response but perhaps after I've posted all my dreams to date.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's...

There was a Touhou anime coming out but it got put on indefinite hold since one idiot bitch on the team had blogged a bunch on danbooru posts that had a popular tag and it caused a shitstorm. The remnants of what was made was "stored" in a "stomach" which I saw as Doremy in a big bag with a bunch of maggots in it, someone saying it was a terrible place to store them.

Playing a Rance game but it's the street I live on. With another guy we come across a girl who's the daughter of a King, the King calls by phone scoffs "you think you're you?" because he's apparently met myriad different kinds of her since she set out from home, but apparently she was close to the original. She says "you say:(lists a bunch of habitual things he says, among them "uuuu")". He says "well, you've still got that big sister feeling, I love that, one of the things that gives a woman some substance, like some big breasts to grope on." I do something that fills out two little perk slots I have with two red muscle guys looking like they're standing back to back, like the image of Satan and The Devil I saw in one dream. The talks end as Ornstein appears, he's 1hr1'ing me with a Halberd and I manage to parry it which made me happy, I riposte him and worry that maybe it'll kill, then it does. The King says "now I really regret my last words to him." My perks disappeared but one of them became a cross, I thought it'd be cool if I got another cross to match it. A gray zombie with a really long body cut into lower and upper halves appeared, reminding me of Agitated Screams of Maggots. I used a chainsaw to saw through its upper body several times but it seemed to do nothing so I ran off as it could only slowly crawl after me.

I was invited to play Dota 2, I noticed while returning to base that the map seemed quite familiar, I said "since when did Dota 2's map become a knock-off Irithyll?" the top base being Pontiff arena and the bottom base being the archer's ramparts. I bought some boots, then a bunch of weapons that would construct into a green werewolf sword. I was fucking around bottom lane not really knowing what to do but it looked like we were losing since my allies were even more useless, seeming to be doing nothing at all. I went back to base and formed the blade that was called "Scimitar" and wondered about an armour to choose. I went far out along the middle lane, noticing all our towers and barracks were already lost. I saw some shadows of bats creep after me then I turned into a flesh and bone rat. Distressed, I ran back to base and waited around in the fountain for my skin to come back though it only partly did. I noticed I was Meepo, the enemy flooded our base, a large Pudge attacking the Ancient as I went over, split into four and wailed on him with my sword as best as I could, but he had a massive amount of health, ignoring me until they won. Pudge says something to me, I say "whatever, I tried. Gg." In a room, someone comes up to me saying something about South Park. I say "fuck South Park" and he looks a little upset as I hold my hands out like "well, what is it!?" then he says something about me being the next Jesus.
False awake in my room, there's a big telescope up on my altar but a part of it I thought I had put down was up so I wondered if this was a dream(not that I even own a telescope), then a big TV screen on my far wall comes on with some stone skeleton knights say "hahaha, it was me! Fed!"

In Irithyll, I'm attacking someone to make sure Yukari's mine, and landed plenty of hits with a Dark weapon, as I see images of Yukari flash by, a couple of them of her as a golden dog. Which reminded me that in that Tony Hawk game, when The Devil started talking I sat crosslegged on the ground and held a golden dog upon my lap.

Looking at a trannies' blog because it had sexy futanari Venus statues, she said Venus was the first woman and then Hecate formed out of Inferno behind her and masturbated her. I saw a picture of Hecatia with a gold hairclip that was "Hecatia" with one of the letters replaced with a $ so I thought "yeah, she's money money alright." Looked like kyouda suzuka's art.

Not today but about a week ago, I was telling someone either Hecatia or Venus was the first woman, and saw Hecatia, who looked like Hades Izanami but with red hair, having sex with another woman.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Ah, actually I said Hecatia or Ishtar. They both happen to be associated with Lapis Lazuli, also I've seen one dream where Izanami was lying on the floor gazing at a chunk of Lapis Lazuli

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

A black dressed teacher told me I was possessed by the Removal Butterfly, I saw that it looked like a cat 80% shapeshifted into a butterfly and sort of looked like a book. Apparently it was making me lazy, so she was trying to motivate me.
In a classroom, she points to the name "Uni" saying she's abandoned me, I say her name being there means she's with me. Goddess Uni: https://imgur.com/a/hEaIKCm She tells me I should apologise to Yukari.

In a classroom, the male teacher says that me and Yukari's love was "invatable" which sounded like a good thing, and that we make a good couple. Yukari's sitting at a desk acting as if everything's over between us, saying "easy come, easy go" while I'm clinging onto her.

In a classroom, Yukari says "the only one for me is myself" while hanging out with others. Later see her and Yuyuko hanging with a couple of people, I say "what gender are they anyway?" and she says she doesn't know, I look close and one's an obvious ugly tranny guy and the other might've been a girl. I see Yukari sitting at desks, I point at the guy sitting next to her and say "I'm jealous of you."
I see Izanami getting into a bed along with a fat guy, I say "what, are you going to have sex?" She seems hurt as she says denies it "no." I say something about her trampling on my feelings, then she says "coming from you, who's trampled all over others' feelings." Then she transformed into three different giant spirits and literally trampled over me, the third looking like an aboriginal lizard.
A guy comes to me and says it's not all over yet, pulls out a picture of Byakuren in many poses and says "Byakuzen!" then "if that thread was what you typed out when you were stressed out what you can write otherwise?" He also says I already have something that can help, the "Bell of Untime" referring to the black bell I've bought, and also says something about a salad eating contest.
I'm watching someone play a game, I say "I've spent a few hundred hours on that." He unlocks a weapon, a sort of large rake of bone cudgels, there were bone weapons and sickle weapons. The protagonist passes a mirror and I see it's a bright green cat rat thing. He's annoyed at some barrels for some reason, so he destroys them, which triggers a hidden cinematic. He ends up in a secret room that was a big pile of stuff, a caterpillar that seemed like that one from Alice in Wonderland but also seemed to be a glow agent said to the protagonist "you can just rot down there, maggot" as he flew off out of the pile, but then the protagonist grabbed a hold of a rope that carried him out. I see something about Elvis and think "am I expected to be like him?"
At the front of a classroom people were gathered around a black fairy, the "Akyuu fairy" that could provide deep healing. I had a series of dreams about traveling around planets in space ending in me and others trying to help an alien queen give birth, the baby apparently being some kind of black thing that was related to the fairy, but the mother and child died during birth.
I go with The Devil and another guy to channel energy into a portal that was bringing about a calamity, we stopped it and were powered up in the process. I said "before I was The Devil's cat, now I'm The Devil's tiger."
In Irithyll, at Pontiff arena an invader pops my tear, I rolled all the way to here https://imgur.com/a/DCCgjZG and Estus'd just before she teased me with a Fire Surge, then she grabbed my left arm and laid a unique short sword upon it like she was telling me to slit my wrist, I said "cool blade, what's its name? Oh, I'll ask afterwards." Then I realised it was Yukari.
I saw a vision of Yukari coming to kill me along with a spirit of Hecatia.
I saw a vision of Yukari coming to kill me along with a spirit of Rance.
I was walking on a busy street singing SOAD's Dreaming.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38285951
Ah, forgot the last bit in that day's dreams was me false awakening in bed, powerfully sobbing and laughing, as I watch myself thinking "despair, and bewilderment."

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38285951
Also at some point I heard Dir en grey's Vanitas.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Trapped in a room that was actually run by glow officers, I do something like a quick draw and shoot one of them, he acts like he's wounded and falls over before getting up after a bit. There's a guy in the room with me who's praying for spiders to come and crawl all over them, while I go break out.
In another classroom, I show off my bicep to someone, they see my dreams and say "you...you're the boss!" I'm then flying along streets with him, he chants Hercules, I start chanting Vergil so he changes to that. Feds set up nets to catch us so I say we must fly higher, as high as skyscrapers, like Eua, and as I say that Eua walks out of a building at ground level and calls out "Bless you! You don't know what you think you know, but you've brought up a question, 'with 14 years of Hedonism...a person from Hastings...many dreams of women...I will do this and I will do that'"

A druggy points out over to the southern seas which are raging and says "what's beyond *that*?" I say "oh, oh! I know! I've got cool dreams! I dreamt someone said the world's surrounded by carrier mountains, and I said in response "you mean Antarctica's rim?" and they said "sure, you can call it that."
At a town next to the southern seas, winds from Antarctica are blowing over it causing it to seem harrowed and gloomy even in Summer. A prompt comes up saying "do you wish to continue the fight?" annoyingly defaulting to "no" but I pick "yes." I see an image to do with HunterxHunter, similar to the Gensokyo's sages one with Junko, there's a giant green praying mantis in the middle that was me and also The Dragon, the circle on the upper left was a blue mantis. I'm told my theme is MSI's Evening Wear, but that I shouldn't tell anyone that.

New Year's Eve's dreams.
I see a 4chan thread and hear MSI's Mark David Chapman.
I see a snuff video that has the same song playing in the background.
In a kitchen, Tewi comes in and takes some of my hair, saying she's going to curse me. I take some of hers and we compete, I add it to a vial, then list ingredient's I'm adding in with it. I say "Death Cap, Lucky Rabbit's Foot..." Later I'm outside and someone brings out a white rabbit that's dead with black splotches over it. Then someone brings out Tewi, holding her by the ears, with a cute grumpy expression, before taking her off somewhere.
I'm with a couple of Westerners, they're drawing Touhou images and show them off to me. I say "they're good, but since you're Westerners they're shit." One of them says "thank you!" I see him look up a skateboard design based on Nue, something like this https://imgur.com/a/vNKXQL3 though since it's only sample site he has to copy and paste it two halves of it then start redrawing it.
I go off towards a shed, Nue shows up skating with that board, I mention that guy and she says he's the one who designed it 10 years ago. A bunch of spiritual decorations youkai can add to their aura are all around, mostly based on video games. I see one based off SotC and another off something by From Software. A couple of guys show up, summon Yukari-Amaterasu and another powerful summon, and they fuse into the human's ultimate weapon, a 15 ft tall muscly bald brawler guy. Nue and a couple of other youkai are angered, saying something about the humans stealing one of their greatest summons. I see the a wiki table showing the brawler's moves. They were
"Punch of 2 years worth of wait."
"Punch of 4 years worth of wait."
"Punch of 6 years worth of wait."
"Punch of 8 years worth of wait."
"Punch of 10 years worth of wait."
Yukari-Amaterasu had green hair, and all different elements behind her, leafy tree branches, flames, waters, etc, in the shape of the Blazblue's Amaterasu Unit.
I was on a couch jerking off to Hornet, I came so hard some of it flew over me onto the pillow I was resting my head on.
I saw Vlad Alucard, he was hired to kill someone but he had terrible skin cancer all over him from the last mission he was on where he spent some time in the sun.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

In a classroom with one follower, something we were guarding was stolen. I saw some purple out the window and chased after it. There was a Japanese building I entered into one of the higher floors of. I kicked apart a few skeleton warrior samurai that attacked me and grabbed a nicked up katana. I slashed through some sliding doors before Yukari appeared, she slashed at me and we crossed swords for a moment. She smiled, then pulled back and ran away. I chased after her until running out into an empty space, falling down to ground level as above me a giant purple paper lantern fell down on me.
Back in the same classroom, I'm told Yukari's man is now Okina, and that I have Eternity on my side. I go out to the building from before but now it's a cave. It's a Dark Souls game, I make my way up the cave to a place that was supposed to be Yukari's boss room, but figure I should grind a couple of levels until I'm lvl 13. I fall down a very long way into a swamp, breaking my fall by plunge attacking a giant rotting dragon's head, destroying it and getting some item. There was a girl, probably Eternity. I notice she's playing the game for me so I ask to be able to play it for myself. We go down a side tunnel until we come across orcs encampment, Eternity would pull them over with a silk string then I'd lop their heads off, or she'd pull them and throw them off the cliff, making one of them say "you're scary." I return back to where I thought Yukari's bossfight was, entering with a male white phantom. It's a boss against a large skeleton, and since I had a phantom it summoned another skeleton. My phantom died immediately, I thought he'd take a while to return because he'd figure I would let myself die but I kept fighting. He returns and helps me finish the fight, I notice he has an eyepatch over his left eye so I ask for a copy of it. He leaves the room, makes a save, and then comes back and drops one for me. Since I didn't find Yukari I leave and go to a classroom in a different place. There's a class talking about the game. One of them mentions Yukari and America. One of them said Yukari talked about the Lion Warriors, that they had lived through several life times in a successful manner and had reincarnated with special privileges, and we should avoid killing them. I talked to one girl about being disappointed Yukari's bossfight wasn't in that cave and she said it actually was. I went back to the skeleton bossroom and progressed further on. I reached a phantasmal dark purple place, walking along for a while with bamboo and black tiki carvings on the left for a while before I fall over. I keep tumbling along the grass for a long while, until I see Yukari ahead of me with someone in Lapp armour beside her. The Lapp talks to me for her, saying Ran said "take it easy." and Yukari said "if you want to have sex with me find the Ruins of the Gods."
I'm playing a Sekiro game with people watching me. I'm running around really fast and we're all feeling engrossed in the speed. There's a Blangonga boss, I stabbed it and some of its power transferred into me and it talked.
I come to several lineups of classes. Someone has a maths exercise book that had red markings, I make fun of him for a mistake, then someone points out a fox mask behind me, so I kill my humor with a "oh right, Yukari respects math." One of the other lineup's male teachers transforms and turns out to be Yukari who didn't want me to lineup in her class. After a while someone says something and I rewind time to be able to hear it again, but rewound a bit too far. This time I lineup in Yukari's class, and immediately a fat black woman comes out with a crowd of others singing an musical teasing me, then she turns into Yukari afterwards. A guy with me laughs "she sang a entire musical to rebuke you."
I hear Yukari say to me "I hate yurifags." I wake up inside Yukari's classroom, she asks if we have any questions, I ask "what do you think of yurifags?" she says "they're not my type." I say "it's just like the dream I just had where you said you hate yurifags", her face turns into one ugly hateful person I know's as if to say hate's an ugly word.
In another Yukari classroom, I'm seated off alone at the side of the class. Yukari asks for a silence but the class doesn't listen, I shh them and Yukari gets cross with me, saying that I just lost one of my two hearts and if I lose the other one she's just going to ask me why I'm still chasing her.
Rolling a giant blunt while musing something like "peace is shit but Ryujin ordered it because chaos would be unmanageable." Yukari's class has Go-Qualia's Betelgeuse MV playing, but with added words on it that me and others are making lame jokes about. "Robin" comes up so I joke about Batman. Yukari notices me smoking a giant blunt in her class, she says that's my other heart gone and pulls me over to counsel me.
I say "but it's a dream!" she says "even if it is a dream...hey! You're picking your nose in front of me!"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

In a house, there's a woman doing readings where she held her hand over one's heart and told them their true feelings. I asked her to do me but she refused saying "your heart wont open. Die!"

I was playing as an Irken invader, flying all around destroying everything, humans were doing their best to catch me but I kept managing to avoid them and the end was very near, but then I somehow lost because they instead tried being nice and apparently Irken have extremely low self-esteem, which is why they put so much value on height.

In a classroom, playing a game where we're stabbing eachother with metal sticks. I say "I'm platinum sharp" which makes the teacher laugh. There's a guy who taught me guitar but I say it's been a year and I never learned the actual notes so I've forgotten how to play. I'm in possession of a book with "Medea" on its cover. I read her wikipedia article, it says she turned into something that looked like a dragon skull and absorbed people as water. I'm told water represents darkness, and the fire represents The Devil, implying that house appliances that use fire are The Devil since they can easily cause death and destruction.
It was said Babylon was on the right side of Kentucky, which looked like this on an Atlas I checked. https://imgur.com/a/juOXq1L

In a castle reminiscent of Cainhurst with its dim red colours and book shelves. Guts comes to a bedroom with Slan waiting for him beside the bed. There's a little sprite of Caska inside Slan's head, she was waiting for something bad to happen because she had seen countless evil dreams where Guts becomes corrupted by Slan, has tons of sex with her, then forgets about saving her and his revenge against Griffith, leaving the castle to wander. Guts stands behind Slan and can somehow see the little Caska, he says "oh, I wish you were real." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kd1Kd03GM plays as the little Caska pops out of Slan's head and Guts's party all use anti-magic attacks against Slan. Guts slashes her and Schierke or Isidiro throw a bunch of acorns supernatural creatures hate at her, and some other attacks I don't remember. I think "holy shit I can't believe Miura used ZUN's song!" I see the Godhand in a dark room gathered around a TV watching as one of them says "we should probably do something or Slan's actually going to die." Void is sent to go help. He comes into the bedroom where the party is relaxing while Slan is bound to a chair, reduced to a mummy, with a portrait of Vlad Dracula nearby. Void picks her up and starts bringing her back, she asks "can I ask one thing...just what is that strange portrait?" He considers for a moment before speaking "I think I'd rather not say." Then it's me carrying Slan, I'm wondering about the portrait and all the unresolved questions Miura's left behind saying "oh! The mysteries!" and think "I could ask Yukari but she probably wouldn't tell me." I hear unsettling high pitched laughter from the Godhand as I set mummy Slan into a sarcophagus before the Godhand's room.

https://imgur.com/a/4tiHVOp I'm at the little tree part in Irithyll, a Godhand member who looks like the far right female of the Old Godhand but without the boobies and with sunken black eyes and a sunken black frown like the similar to the one on the middle left, grabs a hold of me and makes me look into her face as we "dance", moving around in a wide arc around the trees. Then I'm in a Godhand dimension that's maybe inside the place I've zigzagged, with the same Godhand girl but she has a bit of light to her eyes here, seeming kind of cute. I tell her she seems better here and that outside she horrified me. I ask about becoming a member of the Godhand and she says I can already consider myself one of them, the "Vile Green"

Walking around with a dude, he disrespects me somehow so I spit on his face and call myself royalty. He somehow takes this well, I'm talking about the female Godhand I met and try to look up a picture of the Old Godhand but all I see on google images are odd pictures of dinosaurs, somewhat similar to Ubik's manifested image. We go to a MSI event where they were on stage playing Unsociable while everyone was invited to bring their guitars to play and sing along. I was strumming away without fretting since I didn't know how, one of the few that actually showed up with a guitar. Jimmy says he didn't expect much from an online event. The guy I came with insults someone's t-shirt, I see it and it's a pretty cool looking gryphon with a brand logo on it. I ask what he thinks of my cool shirt which I got off a metal site and he says "nice!"

Invade a host called "I'm Impervious, *****" There's a bunch of invaders gathered around here https://imgur.com/a/Y129eVZ with the host Toast-ing. I go up to the host trying to Heysel Sacred Flame glitch him but it wont hook.
I see Maddox has written something, there's three lines at the beginning insulting me, then a line saying "dat demiurge tho" then 6 lines complimenting me.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Right now.
Playing Bloodborneish game. Coming to the end of the game, trying to change my character's clothes because I want her to look nice, select a black caped cloak because it was Remi maybe. Dir en grey's Vantitas(I think) was playing and I marveled at how amazing it was. There was some NPC who did something for you and accepted a wad of cash, saying for a bit extra he'd do something else but my character was stringy and said no. I can hear the background music of Otogi 2's Ninetails fight as I become aware that Soul of Cinder is causing the moon to crash and this time I can't prevent it because I hadn't done something in advance and there would be things I need to destroy but they would have infinite health. I had done so two times before so this was NG+1, but this was going to be the end of my character. I'm distraught as I'm playing, watching my character tumble around because of the messed up gravity and thinking it's all going to be lava soon, but I want to go fight the fight anyway. My mother's bothered by me but starts watching what's happening intently because it was so interesting. I'm thinking something like "this is my I Am Legend" as I go over to a black Bowser, climb on top of him where there's another larger black Bowser, doing so repeatedly until I'm high in the sky climbing a floating island before I lose balance both in the game and in front of the TV as the Bowsers fall down and I land comfortably in front of my TV thinking it'll be easier to play like this than atop the tower of Bowsers.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I was told Mad Dog Azrael was coming to sleep with me. I thought "fuck that! I don't want him in bed with me and my Yukari fumo" then "well, maybe his strength will rub off on me."

I fought with 5 differently coloured spear-wielding Yukarifags with 5 lives each, the weakest green and the strongest violet. I was killing them atop a mound as they respawned in needle-filled darkness, wondering if they would use all their lives and die against me when upon killing one I got dragged into the darkness with him. A black hooded figure beheaded me then threw me on a carpet with Yukari who had also been beheaded. There was a little skeletal fish who said something about going to go look for the big fish, which seemed kind of lame. Yukari scoffs that x's version of this place wasn't scary. The hooded figure said "I don't know, why don't you ask what he sees?" I saw strange white eyes flickering in the darkness. Yukari looked at me with a little excited gasp, I asked "you torment people here?" she hinted yes, then I started talking more but my voice was extra deep, she said "what, that's just sounds silly" then I started repeatedly laughing like Iori Yagami, she said "oh! That's cool, I hope it stays like this."

There was a KFC wings eating contest going on in a backyard, for Yukari(maybe). She(maybe) sitting next to me and helps me by taking a little piece of one of wing and eating it but the organiser sees her, but doesn't seem fussed if she stops at that. I have her sit on my lap and she says I have a good digestion but I need to chew properly.

With a couple of guys, they find out I hate Jesus so they're not helping me with something. I go off into a tunnel with Yukari at my side, I have to make sacrifices and see a cat but think no way, I wait and rabbits appear so I keep sacrificing them for a while.

In Irithyll looking at a couple of pictures ZUN sent, one Touhou has something brightly highlighted in red which was its weakness, there was Yukari surrounded by enemies but I could only see that their eyes were slightly highlighted red. Then I'm defending the cathedral from invaders with Yukari, I use bowglitch repeater to kill them, nearly die, roll off desperately thinking it'll hurt Yukari's morale, nearly die again to a Black Knight Great Axe wielder who hit me but he wallbounced the second hit, use repeater to kill a white locust preacher that was running around, all is done and afterwards Hecatia turns Yukari into a bear. We say to eachother, "all these dreams just so Hecatia can turn you into a bear?" she starts leaving to change back but I say "wait, it'll be a waste if we don't do something, fuck me." Then, as a bear, she mating pressed me(she had a cock, I had a pussy), which was quite painful but I only felt it every second thrust for some reason, then she creampies me and leaves. Yukari, changed back, says "now what have we learned?" then says "it seems like these dreams are a warning for me" I say "lots of my dreams seem like warnings for you" she says "yeah." I say "we can use glitch to kill invaders without repercussion" she says "yeah." I take a shower, she shows up saying she has a 3 hour shift as a maid, I said "[just] 3 hours? Awesome." She hands me my phone with a blank text history opened with her and says "see what I'll say" like she'll give me a really interesting response whatever I send her. I thought I'll just send her this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Lkni0q-BA

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

An old woman is telling me be her boyfriend and showing me a picture saying "The Opposite of Love is Loss."
From afar, I see Jesus appear outside a train station, his holiness was sickening so I flipped him off and started walking away. He chased after me wondering why so I ran, eventually he caught up with me so I spat on him, then he calls the police saying I assaulted him, the bitch. I refuse to get in the cop car saying he assaulted me.
Get in my car, Venus is in the back seat, I look up Go-Qualia - マイ・ワールド・ドローン (Yume Mix).
I come to a river with others, I tell them to watch as I flap with my arms, sort of becoming a pigeon, and glide over to the other side. They say they've seen a miracle. I reclaim all different colours of Dragon Orbs that had been taken by a government agency and am fleeing. I come to a fishing boat that was covered in moss, some people who had been chasing me come though I somehow make them think I'm one of them or something. I ask about this boat and they say it's a kamikaze boat that would generate an explosion big enough to sink a continent.
I'm being told I have to save the world, by preventing the moon from falling, but I'm not really sure about it, while someone next to me is really up for it. I'm on a train in space as I ask why isn't this one big tall strong guy I know the one to push the moon away? The train starts to decouple with one side leading to the critical situation, as I flip a coin as to whether I should go or not, and it lands Heads up so I jump, just in time to make it to the decoupled carriage. I come and find that it's actually Soul of Cinder pushing down on something, a guy at my left is hacking away at him with a straight sword while I go behind him and punch him with Dark Caestus non-stop, as he ignores us, pushing down with all his might. I see a guy in a cockpit ahead of the thing SoC's pushing down on, he's desperately pulling up on the steering wheel, as the moon is crashing onto the Earth, or the Earth is crashing into the Abyss, and I think "even if we kill SoC now will the crisis be averted?" A guy rolls over from the right and uses Millwood Repeater glitch on SoC, I think about doing so myself but see I only have 6 Great Arrows so I keep punching. As I land the final blow, I unconsciously shout "UMBASA!" I start walking away, repeating "Umbasa" thinking this event represented the secret meaning behind that word.
I woke up and thought "did I destroy the Flan of Cinder?"
I see a house party being thrown at my place, I come in and there's two goth girls who trepassed in my room, one of them starts leaving as I come in but I say "hey, as long as you're decorating my place and making it so fashionable I don't mind" the other girl laughing at "fashionable". There's a couple of old dudes coming onto me as I deny the advances. I had been dressed up only a mattress cover wrapped around my waist, one old dude asks if I want some proper clothes and I say "it's hard to keep up, but it feels silky!" which made me have a thought about me being the Silky to Yukari's Hornet. I see Yukari across the room, she's fidgeting, looking all over the place restlessly. I talk with someone else for a bit more then look back and she's still looking all over the place. I think "shit, she's signalling" so I go and sit next to her, saying "sorry for keeping you waiting" she says "yes...<something something>" as I wake up.

I see Yukari sitting at a desk with Ran at a desk to her left. I go and sit at Yukari's right, ask to hold her hand and do so, then immediately "wake up", seeing a coin facing Tails up. I'm walking about somewhere else thinking "why can't I sacrifice my own blood to Venus? Oh, I'm not delicious like rabbits."

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Forgot to mention that I threw dung pies on Soul of Cinder during his death animation.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

When I went back to sleep after Venus booted me out of a sweet dream with Yukari again.
Doremy had stolen some oranges off Yukari. Then she went to do it again, like it was a spellcard. Yukari was happily walking along with arms filled with oranges when Doremy appears and trips her up, causing her to innocently tumble over, dropping her oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed I was repairing some large industrial machine. I removed a part that looked like a large CPU heatsink, except it had no fan and it was soaked in that white coolant used to cool the cutting tools on machine tools. There appeared to be nothing wrong with it. I tried eating some and it was completely tasteless. The fins were nickel plated and had a pleasant texture like refrigerated dark chocolate, but the heat pipes were too hard to eat. I did not eat the whole thing. I put the uneaten part back and decided the machine was repaired.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I realitied a faggot made a couple of posts in my thread, since they were uninteresting yet still posted I could only think they were fabricated as if they had relevance to my own dream narrative. Fuck off, bitch.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's.

I traveled around with Aya and other Touhous. We come to a road where there was an especially massive Giant Slave, we attacked its leg which made it kneel, then by traveling up its leg we disappeared into another beautiful green grassy world.

In a public space, there were many flowers growing up high though many of them were wilted, among them Magnolia grandiflora flowers and similarly large pink flowers, one of these pink flowers was especially magnificent, spanning 3 or 4 meters across. I heard a love song
"you and I, we fell in love together,
but there is no love that lasts forever."
On a bridge, there was a boss fight against Okina, in Lapp armour, called "Papa Smurf". There were in the middle of the bridge while I went from side to side, attacking them as I passed by. They didn't seem to strike back, then I noticed the more damage I did that groups of tiny sprites appeared around him pelting tiny slow moving clouds of arrows towards me. I wondered if they did damage and they did. I heard a couple of normalfags talking from a nearby busy sidewalk. The guy said Yukari was their favourite character, the girl said some normalfaggot shit about her boyfriend, the guy replied "the greatest person ever was that K...Kefka? Kafka?" I thought "you can't even properly remember the name of the person you think is the greatest yet you spout your opinion like it matters, idiot!"

Made my way around a zombie infested place, I had "zombie limbs", referring to the Dragon armour that makes my arms and legs invisible.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I was told Yukari-Amaterasu is a punishment from the gods upon mankind, and every 2 years she will visit a disaster upon the world.
I saw a vision of the solar system being reorganised, Earth taking ending up in an different place. In an assembly hall, Yukari is saying that in the future nature is destroyed, and that part of the reason was Australia's plastic bills, that paper bills were better anyway since you could insert them into a machine and have them printed elsewhere. She says 13% of the people present in the hall thought that nature being destroyed sounded cool(I was one of them), and called them stupid.

In my room, I hear Venus tell me "if you don't sacrifice rabbits to me I'm going to make Yukari fall in love with a cat." I'm grovelling before my statue begging "I promise I'll bring you tons of rabbits in the future when I have money" but I just hear "meow!" in my head.

I had a Buddhist goddess statue set up in my room with several $20 notes offered to it, I thought "even though I don't like Buddhism..."

In a big line up for food, eventually come to the front and get served gravy chips. I say I'm happy with just this as the girl says "you sure?" as she starts cutting slices of roast meat for me. I hear something about Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde and how some MSI lyrics were inspired by that album.

I was told Covid is the "dog's disease" spreading as a psychic wave more than physically, and coming close to where I was. I had a stack of white plastic full face masks with oriental cat designs on them, they were a gift from someone I don't care for but I decided not to throw them away, for good luck. I saw Otae, I was surprised that she was the Gintama character used to represent me, but I suppose I have gorilla rage. She had created a hole in a fence near a forest with a little toy samurai sword. She was supposed to dress up the wound she left in the barrier but said "after all, I guess I just don't have the patience." She was served an expensive meal to help her spirits and Katsura offered her a kiss but she punched him away.

I took that, along with the Byakuzen dream from earlier, as urging to retype all the dreams I posted in the last thread... https://crimsonhornets.neocities.org/

I saw a world atlas, flattened out rectangular, repeating a couple times, with a long image of Yukari stretching from top to bottom along one gap in the continents.

With Yukari, she put a couple of cool black sneakers with a blue stripe on a conveyor belt. They got caught in where it wraps around, I said "it's okay, they're fine" as I grabbed one that fell below. She said "don't think you can fool me with your words" as she grabbed one on top, I gave it back to her with a "I'm sorry" then thought those words were empty so I said "I'm sorry" then thought "damn it" before she said "oh! Just let it go."
With Yukari, she's playing a Final Fantasy game that has hard vampire lord bosses. She's taking copious amounts of preparation to deal of each of them, but says to me "you can't trust plans to go right, you have to make it through with instinct." I thought "I just finished that game using a walkthrough."

In a hall, people were questioning who the original land owners of Earth were, government people come in after a while and say "the original land owners were the Indians." In the same hall again, like time has reversed, people were questioning who the original land owners of Earth were, I was thinking about answering for a while before eventually coming out with it "it was the Indians." Government people come out and say "we knew you would say that."

In a store, there's a cute chinese girl who whispers nice things in my ear, I say "oh! That's so nice! Nobody's done that to me before." She says "now you'll always think of me whenever someone does that." She starts calling home to see if her parents are going to be out so we can have sex but I say "no way, I'm saving my virginity for Yukari" as I put my fingers together like a Y, which makes her get angry and upset.

I hear Infected Mushroom's Drop Out, Leary's sample was extended, saying after the usual lines, something like "people say you should love Nature with all your heart, but that's wrong, you should resist Nature's course with all your will"
I saw something about the South Park episode where they all get gay with eachother to prevent the future instead of making the world a better place, thinking it was funny.
I see a house where people are setting up flood lights. I'm riding on a motorcycle with a follower behind me as I make it to that house on my birthday. It's the middle of the night but the sky looks like twilight, I'm asked to explain why so I say "flood lights."

After sacrificing some rabbits and complimenting Venus on her cruelty a lot...
I'm in Irithyll, trying to buy a beautiful violet flower slightly bigger than a Rafflesia off a woman, she says "I can't believe I've fallen in love with a human, I'm going to kill that flower."

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

There's a couple of bandit guys who are making their way around a nightmarish place. Elsewhere, I see Kurusu Miki, taking her shirt halfway off to bare her back down to where there's a tattoo of roses in chains. She's talking to Little Princess, asking her to curse people that have wronged her, accounts of which she keeps record of in a notebook, the two bandits being people she cursed into a nightmare pocket dimension. I think "damn, I want to be nice to Miki so she writes something good in her notebook for me." It turns out to be a Rance movie. I hear the creators talking about how they can't show magic as it really is because normal people wont believe it.

In a cave, at its bottom is a boss fight against Amygdala. I go over to a large tombstone that has spindly long white undead like grass growing in front of it. I'm killing them but taking damage, I move back to heal but die from one of them clawing my back. As I die I hear a sinister clock ticking sound as a red rune like SEELE's emblem appears over my corpse. I come back with Burial Blade and use the Scythe's charged R2 to kill them all at a distance, there was three patches of them, two in front and one in the back that had one big undead looking like he was bound to a cross in front of the tombstone. After they're dead I check the grave, there's a little door but it says it's locked. I start making my way down to Amygdala, there's another Aymgdala who's patrolling up and down the path but I know he's passive. He comes up to the end of his patrol near me, I say "hello" and wave, he looks sort of like dinosaur as he smiles for a split second with his lizard face and briskly waves a tiny arm at me before returning to patrol. I drop down to a barrel that had a Soothing Sunlight effect near it, I go over and it explodes into water over me.

There's a guy who's picking a fight with me, he has bigger muscles and he smiles as he flexes them, I say "oh yeah?" I pull a knife out of a pocket "I've got a knife, bitch!" He says "oh yeah?" pulls a knife out of both pockets, "I've got two knives, bitch!" We're holding eachother by the arms, I slash lines on his wrists while he leaves faint marks on me, before his friend comes over and breaks it up with a "hey hey what the fuck are you two doing."

A guy comes to me, talking about two people and Chainsaw Man characters they're equivalents of. I guess something and he says "you represent Power." I say "fuck you! I know how to flush my shit, unlike this one retard I know", then "I'm closer to Aki." Someone says "Jesus is the End." I say "he's the Beginning of the End, an inferior one."

Someone calls me an idiot, another person says "actually he has really ADPI"[adaptable intelligence] and gifts me Patchouli's hat and a purple wig. I'm playing a conquest game, I fly over to a fortress with another guy, manning ballistas and shooting them at ogres that had ballistas strapped to their backs, but their armour protected them. Their female leader calls for a truce so they don't attack. Me and the other guy select perks. I'm Marisa, I can select raven black hair that would make my magic stronger, or a halo of crow feathers that would greatly increase flying ability.

I see a professor who's trying to unfreeze his daughter who's been trapped in a block of ice. I say "this is how you should live your life, trying to save the princess." The guy I'm talking to laughs "yeah" so I say "not just so you can have sex with her, you idiot" but he talks over me non-stop until I become unamused, a large crescent gap with a green ribbon appearing under me before I disappear in about three frames of horizontal glitch lines." He says "huh? Why did he disappear?" Junko goes over to him with a smile and says "he's come to the binary conclusion that you're an idiot!"

[Anonymous No.]

Did you actually write all of this on your own? Give me your free time, I could really use it.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38300808
The posts don't take long, I'm spending 10+ hours a day playing Ds3.

[Eireinen !!Dq4Xh/H7n4a No.]

In Irithyll, among the scattered giants, Reimu was about to use her ultimate move. She breathed in deeply, then after a moment, cried as loudly as she could: HELP! HELP! A few Giant Slaves, Irithyll Slaves and Deacons appeared scattered all over the place, attacking the enemies she was fighting. She flew up atop a Giant Slave and started riding it towards them, I thought "just fire your Fantasy Seal from atop the giant at them" but they fled into the Water Reserve tower.

Saw an image like pic, I was told "she doesn't have the time to smile or be with her boyfriend."

Yukari took over Hecatia's bodies each with a great animal spirit, one of which was a dolphin, then she unloaded her strongest spellcards upon Hecatia in her own body to vent her stress, knowing she could dodge them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's.
I had a girlfriend who looked like a mature Sumreiko. She was in a hospital bed, while I made a post saying "FUCK ASTRAL TRAVEL"
I made a series of posts disparaging myself, one of them like "everything I've posted means nothing at All." then posted a picture of Baphomet and said "the only words I meant were the last one of each post.
I was working out to shape up but all I really had to do was take off a series of hats tilted over my face making me look down.
In Irithyll, Flan was wearing girly purple clothes but someone was coming over to watch me play so I changed into red caped armour. There was a bunch of invaders in untrue white gayly getting along with host and his phantoms so I rolled over and Millwood Repeater'd a couple of them then ran off as they all cast Crystal Soul Spears at me.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I go into a stone building, up a large elevator and into a hall where many goddesses are gathered. There's one who's leading me around, she points out a radiant goddess sitting on a throne at the end of the room as the" Lady of Light." She points out a girl who she calls my wife, her left eye was a blue and red vortex.
I was being chased around a dark maze like building by a guy and couple of his friends, eventually coming to a window where they get stunned by the beautiful view of a night time dream city, I'm hanging from the edge and think the drop down to the city because it doesn't look too far but die. Then I'm back to life in the city, I see and go up to Yoishi Mitsurugi who was walking around with a few followers, her hair cut neatly and short. At some other place, I enter a pocket dimension where I kept making my way down a slope in pitch black darkness, getting attacked by shadowy monsters, though eating apples healed me up I died at the end somehow.
In a cave, fighting a Khezu. It could release clouds of sleeping gas so I thought "that's dangerous, if it puts me to sleep it'll just fucking kill me." Before I wake up I notice it has big grotesque cat's eyes and ears, so when I wake up I think "it is supposed to be me?" and hear a -ping pong- noise in my head like I'm correct.
I had a sketchbook full of drawings of Flan using various Dark Souls weapons. I went up to the third floor of a building and saw someone on a computer drawing a picture of Hatate pregnant. I had a fight with a guy where we both used Winged Knight Halberds, he kept doing a slow attack where he diagonally chopped at my ankle and I kept blocking it with my own halberd's pole, then he gave me praise of some sort. In a city, a giant man appears, then a giant sperm cell with a head like a white hand burrows out of the ground and fuses with the giant's spine to become his tail. It was supposed to be God. I flew up and smashed it face down on the concrete several times until it was pacified.
Saw fanart of Medilia who looked like Eirin with a crown and more of an adventurer's look, shooting her bow.
In a building, three Hecatia cosplayers come in, one of them was Lindsay Ellis and another a pretty redhead I once knew. I thought it was actually Hecatia at first, with an excited "Hecatia!" The pretty redhead said "you reacted like how I would have." Lindsay mentions Doug going to court over a sexual harassment suit and narrowly getting out of it.
There was an old mother who had George Constanza as her child, apparently he was calling himself the Moon Boy and acting like the chosen one, also making some cruddy pictures. I was in a car, I put my window up hoping she wouldn't come over but she did, annoyed that I put my window up, so I said sorry. She said "oh, you're sorry" and asked about her son. I said "he probably just needs someone to talk to and look at his pictures, not you though, a pretty girl" while I thought about how Yukari looks at mine, an image of her with a star in her left eye coming to mind.
Someone was disappointed I wasn't as strong as I he had thought. I said "are you surprised that I'm the Satan to Yukari's The Devil?"
There was a black guy standing next to me who looked at a letter and exclaimed "Sakuya's going out on a date with Micheal Jackson!" I said "what!?" then looked at the letter which had "Sakuya Izayoi (Young (PCB)) (Black)" on it, then said "oh, it's just black Sakuya." He started blustering and snorting repeatedly since he was upset about it. I say to someone afterwards "what's with the snorting, that was disgusting." Then the upset guy fuses with a giant fudge shooting ufo-shaped machine and there's a boss battle between him and Rance. He'd shoot volleys of fudge that would slowly arc through the air then land in a pattern to be avoided, then there'd be a little interval to wail on him. Rance dodged well for a while but eventually got hit which was instant loss, then he gets killed and the black guy started raping his corpse.
I was part of an Eternity Larvae themed band, driving around with them on roads near some tropical jungles.
There was a youtube video called "Flandre's Sit and Disappear" which had a thumbnail similar to pic.
I sung SOAD's Holy Mountains to someone. I looked up Holy Mountains on youtube and the second result was the song but the thumbnail had Remi and Flan, and the video description was along the lines of "everything is Touhou now!"
I saw a trippy brainwash-y kind of animation that was apparently based on something from South Park but this was of all the Touhou characters progressively zooming out of a portal, properly bowing as if greeting the world, then zooming out of sight. I said "now this is good South Park", not that it had the crappy animation style, it looked beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

christ, just WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS in here

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Indeed, that is how a plebeian would react.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Today's.
There was an award show on TV, I thought "they should give me an award for my dreams."
My wall was covered in pictures I had made of Yukari, among them was a picture of a golden imp, at it's side a tiny knight with a plumed helmet that was me, and a tiny fox that was Ran. I suppose inspired by reading Inuyasha yesterday, where Gu was translated as poison imp.
In a pitch black night, I made my way to a park bench, listening to the noise coming from busy roads to my right and the sounds of the sea to my left, wary of an attack by anyone wandering the night, seeing the movement of one such malicious individual close by.
I was trying to do something but got summoned by Aldrich covenant, instead of the usual message it said something like "Waves of bloodthirsty Giants are charging..."
At the front of a gathering of seats, I was controlling the projector. I watched a little trailer for a movie showing a guy calling himself the chosen one, and a girl he was lingering close to out of jealousy. A guy next to me asks "why did you put that on?" but I brushed off his question. I went off for something, he went and sat next on the seat at Yukari's left saying "gotta keep an eye on you I guess." I rushed back over, sitting at her right, about to say "there *is* eyes on her" because her white dress had gap eyes decorating it, but Yukari started speaking in a severe tone. Paraphrased: "when I have free time I take a walk down to the Yarra river and watch a movie. When the year seems like it's absolutely full of movies we go to the milk larvae shop." When I stopped clearly hearing her voice I looked up, she looked back as I said "oh, you're done. I couldn't tell because your speech made me start hearing dramatic violin music", which made her expression soften.

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Also a dream where I had been afk around Pontiff, someone invaded me and used something that made me drop all my weapons, armour and items as little Power pick-ups scattered around the arena. I went around picking them up and also munching on a couple of red mushrooms that were really delicious, saying something like shroomheads along the lines of letting the mushroom guide me. I thought about if I ended up in a timeline where ZUN never created Touhou, that all the memories of it would gather dust within me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38204333
thats why you gotta RUN RUN RUN

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

>>38278605
About possessions, your room/house is a microcosm, so what you have in it, and its cleanliness, is important, obviously much more so in heightened states of consciousness.
I once asked Lambdadelta how to go to another world, she went over to a framed picture of a tiger, like the one in my waking room, and tried to enter into it.
Once someone said something to me about going to another world and I said I already knew how but hadn't bothered to do so (Hecatia's Way to a Good Destiny.)

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Also one dream told me to try and plead my way through the mirror in my room, but it's not really something that's ever going to happen unless you're either schizo or on drugs.
Anyway, if you're really set on this kind of thing you should consider trying to contact one of the Goetic demons and asking it for more vivid dreams or whatever, with a nice offering, respect, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Fighting against Flan, her first spell had something to do with Lucifer, in her second spellcard she had 4 large demonic versions of her wings and I was trying to draw a line that split her top left wing.
I had a spellcard called "Three Rainbow Scorpions",

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed I encountered Urumi along a misty path. I lost control of myself, violently ripping her top off with my pale youkai-like hands. Then I helped myself to her tits. In this dream I was a shota, so I was at the exact right height to be sucking on her left breast while standing up, as I squeezed her other with my own left hand. At first reluctant, she soon became accepting of her role as the object of my desire. I finished my meal of sweet youkai breastmilk and she told me to have a very nice day and that I really should clean my room.
I woke up, cleaned my room and proceeded to have a great day.

[Anonymous No.]

>dreamed
Into the trash it goes.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

I was saying the first dream thread I made was a red "FUCK" and this dream thread is a blue "YOU" directed at Yukarifags.
In a school, I was going to be sent through a portal, probably into hell. I begged to stay saying I'll become strong enough to kill 1000 men, they said you can stay if you become strong enough to kill 100. Went over to a strength training machine with that girl calling herself Queen of Touhou, we each lifted a bar for a while, her score was ~12k, "Vicar Amelia" mine was ~13k, "Pennywoods Preacher" which looked similar to a Loran Cleric in a black cloak.
I was unwrapping a Clockup Flowers banner that had Sakuya standing in the middle of a colorful room, the paper it was wrapped in was edible and tasty.
I looked up a video, "Clockup Flowers CREDITS" which was a ~3-4 minute jazz instrumental version of the song.
Looking at a google search engine that had snippets from a dream site I made, there was something about me having 3 weaknesses, and something about Flandre fighting the "Ikaeus Armament"
Saw a site of fan art based on my dreams, there was Yukari dressed as Zelda with text under it saying "Touhou Eternal Dark Souls Immortal", and a picture of the Grim Reaper using a computer.
Set up a lawn chair in a dark night, listening to Clockup credits, I saw on top of a caravan 2 crows - good luck, then spied another one, 3 crows - a girl.
Saw something like a huge muscular self-insert fucking Flan, then he was fucking Yukari, then I heard Yukari's voice beside it saying "actually I'm traveling around Inuyasha's world with my boyfriend right now"

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Not good enough, it seems.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

At Pontiff arena, fighting a boss called "AZATHOTH" which looked like Midoriko fused with the demons of the Shikon jewel into a scorpion drider. Her torso was gory flesh, her claws bony, her human part let out deep hoarse groans. She used an attack that made her stand still, like when Moon Presence swipes his tails around, and emitted a series of orbs that flew out then came back which I jumped over(not the stupid jump roll). I had been attacking her claws for a while, then after she did an orb attack started clicking on her body with a computer mouse rapidly, realising that it was what I had to attack to actually do damage.

Walking along some stores, I see Suwako so I start singing Hale inthe 270°, I didn't remember the lyrics so I trailed off after a bit. She said that was pretty bad, I look for the song on my phone's music player but can't remember the name, she says it's "With 4°" and says we should go to a karaoke. We walked to one nearby but it was closed.

Wake up really tired in a public bunk, I say "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" like a pirate to give me the energy to get out of bed. I remember something about someone easily possessed by spirits and think "yeah, but I'm not actually possessed by a pirate." Writing out the first dreams I had today, mentioned reclaiming dragon orbs, which I don't actually remember dreaming, then writing about AZATHOTH, when some other guys come over talking about Lovecraft(?). They were saying in Highschool he had a crush on another boy, got rejected and did some weird shit where he burned some papers at his crush's house. I said it sounded cringey as hell and they laughed about the things people do when they're young. Looking at my phone I saw I had Sanae's number and sent her some message. She replied back like she didn't know who I was so I sent "I'm Eilienen" but my name auto corrected to "Yukari x Yukari". At Pontiff, throwing Black Fire Orbs at a guy who's using glitch, he turns into a silky white orb, I grab it and chuck it over the nearby ledge but it just appeared back where it was and was starting to grow. I go over to some faggot and tell him about it, he says he knows what to do and go off to fix it. I went over to Sanae's place, my Yukari fumo was on the bed and she set up a couple of small bisque dolls of Yukari at its side, one slightly larger than the other.

I saw an image of a Jack-in-the-Box Jester sitting on the centre of a spider's web overlaying the cosmos, it said "Look at it! Study it! Curse and destroy it! You've been imprisoned and tormented!"

Playing a game as Aya, I select a perk that had Kikyo and a god on it that would prevent fall damage even though Aya already took none. I jumped over a tall black fence and fell down a cliff a long way, afterwards Aya said her thanks to the god. I started to hear DREAM VISION as I headed over to a church, walking to its left to find Kikyo living in a hollow in the cliff like someone had carved a staircase shaped hole in it.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

During the fight with AZATHOTH I paused for a moment, opening my mouth to let out some vomit that had come up.

[Eireinen !!TE5Qed1NZwl No.]

Saw tweets by Yuriniel begrudgingly admitting that one Touhou artist's depictions of a Touhou afterlife looked really nice. Then I was looking at another artist's twitter, they had a picture of several characters playing in a river surrounded by greenery, with Meiling in the foreground facing back towards the others.
In a game, Yukari(Kara no Shoujo) and Wriggle were paired up, they had the ability to summon bugs but it was joked about that they had the ability to summon succubi. "SUCC" was stamped over the top of their ability icon and when they used it some succubi showed up.
I was traveling around Sekiro's world with Sakuya, Pache, and Meiling. We face a boss that's a buddhist goddess, towering over us. It was Final Fantasy style combat, she was charging up a move while we were all attacking her when she unleashed a giant blue laser that cleared us, since we should have been defending. She smugly laughed about it and +6 relationship points came up. We respawned, then we all used our ultimate moves, I only really remember Pache's was to buff everyone with a bit of everything while the rest of us had strong attacks. We brought down the goddess with that attack, she wasn't happy about it and -4 relationship points came up. We're wandering around mountains, we Wait like in an rpg, but the waiting was interrupted as we were all very low on health due to hunger. Pache and Meiling went off looking for food, Sakuya caught a lizard and asked if I wanted her to cook it for me.

Saw Yui Itsuki lost in Gensokyo, running around the forest at night panicking. She comes across a yasashii oneesan with a lantern, wearing a kimono and a mobcap decorated with a few black reeds/feathers, who calms her down with nice words and a smile. She says she'll lead her to the human village, walking down the path ahead of her. Yui creeps up on her back, filled with envy, then kills her with a sudden hit to the back of the head, steals her hat, then sets off to find some lost girls to act as an older sister to. She just runs around for a bit but somehow gains knowledge of Patchouli being the reliable older sister of the SDM. She heads off to go kill her, steal her hat and rule as oneesama from the library.
I'm in a lounge, a guy says to me "she murdered that girl", sounding appalled, then leaves. There is a couple of tables that had a rectangular board(large cutting board size) on each. I take a miniature dark green dragon that was Yui from an otherwise empty board on one table, trying to set her amongst all the different dark green lizards, dragons and some relatively large crocodiles stacked up on the other table's board. The crocodiles, who seemed to be SDM characters, got agitated and kept lunging towards her trying to bite. I held her away thinking I'm going to need another board to keep crocodiles on.

There was a boy who needed help with something, probably witchcraft related. He came to me as I was lazing on a couch, I looked at him and could read his mind "dame onii-chan." Then he thought of Marisa and Alice, "dame onee-chans." Then he thought of Pache "reliable onee-sama," before going off looking for her. I peeled myself off the couch since there was something I had to take care of. I went to a soccer game where there was a guy wearing a tinfoil caped superhero outfit who had cheated on some girls, and was cheating in the soccer game. I go over to him, not wanting to give away that I was going to stop what he was doing, but still saying "having fun, Mr. Cheater?"

Something had happened that made some people say "maybe Satou is right about the Universe being in cycles." I asked "why are they calling me Satou?" and one answered "read the [NHK]manga."

I disappeared from reality, becoming a faded image of Fry behind the Universe, as many years rolled by, turning into many billions of years, then a wikipedia page showing Universal quadrants passing, then it was the next cycle of the Universe, time passing all the way up until ~2300CE, "The Battle of Volsolg and Volsoth" which seemed to be of Ragnarok proportion.

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In a dream I had a memory that Yukari once made 6 Christians painfully, slowly melt together into a blood pool.
Saw a board in one classroom then I wrote it out in another, the first thing on the board was "The Devil's halo" with a halo of blood, the last thing was "The Devil wants the chosen one's soul."
Playing a From Software game, I was a young member among a tribe living in a cave. They were gathered around a large idol of the spirit that represented all things. They asked for a sign, the statue's right arm creeped around from its side and made a neck slitting motion. They all left and I seemed alone with the statue, interacting with it brought up a list with many option but I only remember selecting "Talk." Its arm appeared again and it made another slitting motion, perhaps with something other than its neck. I selected Talk again and this time it pointed to the large bloody cage in front of it. Someone nearby told me it wanted its feeding cage taken away, I grabbed it(it was tall as an adult man) then hauled it off through the cave until I reached a place where a few people were gathered with rocks of scorpions and there was a prompt telling me to set it down. I picked up a stone that had three scorpions stuck together inside of it, then peered around the next corner of the cave where I saw many men, scorpions, and scorpion men.

Something like I was going through another nightmare where Yukari seems to be snubbing me.

Half-awake, I'm asking for help, Gengetsu with one gold eye and one red eye appears as an instrusive mental image saying "I'm the master of dreams" and told me to become a holy object of love for Yukari. As I was thinking about doing that she said if I can draw a perfect circle it'll go well. Fell asleep, I had been traveling with a group and become caged in a small pallisade pen, the other guy was desperate to escape while I just kept trying to kill him, even though he was already dead? Someone's laughing at me talking about I things I don't know, then a big wide mercenery wolf or mole or something laughs because of all the things he knows about him the he doesn't, recounting them as they're going crazy about it, then someone appears who starts recounting all the things they know about the big mercenary that they don't which shuts him up, then it turns into a boat ride across a big lake while everything was shifting colours. I say "woah, this movie's getting trippy" I'm begging for Yukari to be mine and she shows up flying next to the boat saying "you're always just a little mommy embracer that gets jealous if I so much as line up at a smith's shop" I say I love her and that nobody can help it when others know things about them that they don't and it comes to possess them, then there was a picture of a rainbow fairy with a box with the words "Cinderella de lu la BOX" that I channeled energy into like I was making a wish.